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living with demons ive mistaken for saints !! if you keep it between us i think thier the same !! i think i can love the sickness you made !! cus i take it all back !! i change my mind !!! i ! wanted ! to ! stay !
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i just finished good omens guys
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crepe, cupcake, and cosmic !
self-ship ask game
i'm absolutely sick with yearning rn cat, these are obvi all music AU
crêpe ౨ৎ what are your breakfast orders?
on the road we get two of the same thing for convenience but we especially fuck with bagels with lox. mine has a pile of capers which he doesn't like because he claims they get stuck in his teeth. at home i have converted him to silog (filipino garlic fried rice + egg + another protein)
cupcake ౨ৎ do you and your lover frequent parties/clubs/social gatherings often?
nope, two hermits, but when we do i like to think people are like "why don't they go out more?" we are delightful sober conversationalists because we both partied too hard in our youths, so we will go home as early as is socially acceptable. it's agony to convince each other we need to go to industry events like award ceremonies in part because he never wins shit (very scorsese or cave)
cosmic ౨ৎ who said i love you first? and how did that go?
i do, but the buildup was absolutely excruciating. he felt and thought it very early on and questioned whether it was like, rebound euphoria, but mostly he didn't want to scare me off, so he decided to wait until i said it, which isn't until after three months of separation, which comes out to five months since meeting lmao
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the thing is about crowley is he's such an important character for dark little weirdos to see. he's such a good example of how you can be pessimistic and negative and grumpy and withdrawn and never ever lose your love for humanity or inherent goodness along the way, he sets such a shining precedent for how the worst of circumstances can bring out the very best in someone in the most bittersweet way; crowley intimately knows rejection and suffering and loss and loneliness and he tries to keep people from experiencing those things on his behalf and others' while keeping his absolutely ridiculous goofy little guy energy almost the whole time like. of course aziraphale wholeheartedly believed a stupid sentiment like "poverty gives greater opportunities for doing good" before he gave it an actual think, crowley is practically the baseline of his entire belief system and crowley is dark and weird and so good
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“so time heals all wounds i guess” “it wasn’t time that did it” FUCK U. FUCK U OH MY GOD
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my martha knight au in a nutshell:
Danny/Martha: see up here?
Danny/Martha: *taps skull*
Danny/Martha: intense psychological damage
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Danny/Martha: *upon finding out she's pregnant*
Danny/Martha: oh my god i cant be a mom, I'm fifteen and homeless--
Danny/Martha: im going to be a terrible mother--
Danny/Martha: i live in a cAR--
Danny/Martha: what if the baby inherits my powers? Oh no--
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Danny/Martha post giving birth: i've only had Bruce for a minute and a half but if anything were to happen to him i won't even need to fuse with Vlad, I'm razing this goddamn planet to the ground myself
Danny, to Baby Bruce: you are the last remaining thread of my sanity. I'm going to give you the world :)
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Danny/Martha prior to getting pregnant: Fuck it, if everything in my life has led to this moment, i'm allowed to make one stupid decision. I'm getting drunk and getting laid
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Danny/Martha while Bruce was a toddler: i swear to fucking god i am going to kill the next person who talks to me--
Bruce: hi mommy!! i brought you something!!!
Danny/Martha, immediately flipping on a dime: hi baby!! what do you have?
Bruce, a weird child like his mother: a spider :)
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Danny/Martha, talking to Falcone after he made an unsavory comment at her and Bruce: If you ever come near me or my son again, I will dig up your shithead father's corpse and make you eat his skin.
Danny/Martha: do you understand me
Falcone:... crystal, ma'am
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Danny/Martha new in Gotham: *getting mugged*
Danny/Martha: *grabs man's arm*
Danny/Martha: I AM GOING TO BREAK YOU IN HALF LIKE A TWIG, FUCK BOY, DO YOU HEAR THE WORDS COMING OUT OF MY MOUTH--
(she then proceeds to terrorize Gotham's night life for the next extended period of time, mostly unintentionally)
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Danny/Martha: Danny Fenton?? No. you must be mistaken, my name is Martha Knight.
Danny/Martha: this here is my littlest knight, Bruce.
Danny/Martha: I made him all by myself :]
#if martha could become the joker in one timeline if bruce died then she had to have SOMETHIGN going on up there mentally. im all for it#im a 'martha wayne may have been secretly batshit' truther. subscribing to bruciemilf's portrayal of the wayne parents#danny fenton is not the ghost king#dpxdc#fem danny fenton#female danny fenton#martha knight au#dp x dc crossover#dpxdc crossover#dpxdc au#dp x dc au#dp x dc#giving danny fenton psychological issues since 2022 folks#points at marthadanny: she's a hot mess with unprocessed trauma and psychological prblems. she's hanging on by a thread#LISTEN TO AFTER ALL BY CHRISTINE EBERSOLE THAT SUMS UP MARTHADANNY ENTIRELY#bruce your mom is even crazier than you. how is that possible. her trauma has trauma.#marthadanny: i dont wanna talk about my feelings OR my trauma i want to raise my son. go away#martha: who knew that being a child hero without any support would result in deeply rooted psychological issues and paranoia in spades#marthadanny: im fine (<- experienced liar. is not fine. please god someone restrain her before she claws someone's eyes out)#she has eyebags the size of the savanna and wields red lipstick like a weapon. she's going to rob a rich man blind. she has a baby to feed#what would a mother not do for her child? what heights would a mother not climb.#and you're shaken to your soul with an ache that you cant erase. like the tears you never cried but still keep scrubbing off your face.#there's a pain you cant imagine. the little talk that keeps you wide awake that somehow turns to bold determination that you wont ever make#the same mistake. so you've got to feed your little future and ensure her talent poise and charm might just grow up and save you after all#fun fact bruce and danny's birthdays are exactly one week apart. danny is Feb.12 and Bruce is Feb.19. take that as you will :)
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IT'S YOU. DESPITE EVERYTHING IT'S STILL YOU.
#jjk 266#jjk spoilers#jjk manga spoilers#im throwing myself off a cliff. clawing my eyes out#same blush same runny nose same hair#less innocent more broken more desperate#still just so. so alone#GODDDDDD DAMN IT
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I saw your tags on Aro Ruth and had to make them a reality
MY VISION IS REAL!!!
actually i redid richie's in order to make it more consistent
#peter spankoffski#richie lipschitz#ruth fleming#hatchetfield#id in alt text#definitely art#this means to much to me.............. my vision..........#i hope it doesnt seem like im trying to undermine you but looking at the old richie drawing made me want to claw out my eyes#thinking about this forever and ever and ever
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*hypnosis voice* ooooooooo u wanna let me draw ur farmer so bad. ooooooooo u wanna send me ur farmer so I can draw them smooching ur bachelor/bachelorette. u wanna do it SOOOO BADDD
#chitchat#PLEASEEE BRO PLEASEEE#moots (if I have any) im winking at u#but everyone gets a wink if they want one#I just always see so many sexy farmers on my timeline im literally gripping the seat of my chair and clawing my eyes out#i just wanna be able to look at them all#sdv#stardew valley
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eli moskowitz - "am i making you feel sick?"
#blu edits#cobra kai#eli hawk moskowitz#demetri alexopoulos#hawkmetri#binary boyfriends#binary brothers#sorry randomly got bonkers about their dynamic in my head again#i love when demetri is spiteful give him edge give him that streak of pettiness he's always been secretly proud of#hes 17 his only sources of true joy are schadenfreude and free food#he humiliated eli at that party and he enjoyed it and yea they make up but he gets his licks now bc he's owed and eli lets him bc he's owed#and eli's approach to redemption is all roll over puppy eyes im sorry i'll do anything 'just tell me im yours' like thatll make it better#like thats productive. but he cant build demetri a sparring deck out of this so if demetri says jump... if demetri says join my dojo...#and so demetri will run him through his paces ragged for penance but it doesnt make it better and he looks at hawk and still feels sick#(and yes he loves him ofc he loves eli but that just adds to his turning stomach every time he sees those eyes looking up at him like that)#(its worse bc its eli making him feel this. not hawk doing something evil but eli trying to do something good and demetri still feels sick)#(because who does that shit and then comes back belly up like letting demetri claw his guts out makes them even)#(because who can claim to love someone and still get a kick of satisfaction out of making eli bleed <- verbally emotionally metaphorically)#(not physically. never physically. obviously. that's eli's thing. and so demetri's a leg up on him.)#^ im promise im a fan of interpreting them where theyre happy too#this derailed from the edit#if ur for some reason reading this then however you first interpreted this is prolly correct. i went a little rogue here in the tags#anyways please affirm my font choice in the notes or ill cry#jkjk#but lemme tell u i struggled i fought i serifed italicized bolded olbiqued until my head spun
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COME ON GUYS DON'T LET DIANXIA DOWN
#images i drew on my phone approximately 90 seconds before class started#tma vs tgcf is pitting two bad bitches against each other but#from the other guys propaganda he is apparently a beloved side character#which i totally understand.#BUT HUA CHENG IS THE DEUTERANTAGONIST WHO LOVED XIE LIAN SO MUCH IT UNDOOMED HIM FROM THE NARRATIVE#HE DIDNT CLAW HIS WAY OUT OF TONGLU TO BE BEATEN LIKE THIS#also tma has gay people that dont undoom each other from the narrative. L + ratio (/j/j/j/j we all love tragedies here)#hua cheng will never rest in peace and he doesn't want to because he has a smokin boyfriend#they are both angry goths but has gerry died THREE TIMES????? no. just once. lame.#gerry got his skin bound into a necromancy book that was eventually burned but hua cheng ripped out his eye to craft a sickass scimitar !!!#hua cheng haunts the narrative before he dies in a hundred tiny ways and then HEAVILY after he dies a second time#he's an awesome city owner and has violent beef with HEAVEN. and he carves statues and paints and builds temples#and is also a self conscious loser <3#his gay awakening was intensely traumatic and religious for everybody involved. and he's had the same life mission since he was 10#he is actively fighting ghost discrimination and getting dangerous magical items off of the normal human market#also he is always bedecked in elaborate silver and chains and eyeliner and ALWAYS in blood red clothes#HE CAN MAKE IT RAIN BLOOD!!???!?!? ALSO#he stick and poked his god's name on himself but his handwriting is so bad it's unrecognizable and the signs he puts up have evil auras#this has ceased to be propaganda. now im just gushing. only tgcf fans will see this anyway. whatever youre getting blorbo rant#tgcf#art#poll#hua cheng#lmao#my art#tian guan ci fu#hualian#xie lian#hob#heaven official's blessing
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scoundrel?? what scoundrel???? the magnificent mr cards (who ironically has more of a flower aesthetic going on) is completely unrelated to any "bandaged scoundrels" running around the neath. in fact it's never heard of the word scoundrel ever in its entire definitely long definitely ancient life. but yknow, hypothetically, if it did know the scoundrel, it's confident that they're really really really handsome and cool and epic and they're almost just as amazing as it is and you should totally donate all your valuables to them and stuff
aaand because i like them too much, have a transparent version. the Creachure. the Thing, even.
#the scoundrel's flower theme vs the 'canon' cards gambler theme. the latter lost this round im afraid#i do really like how they came out though#yin art#fallen london#sorry for posting cringe (my art) in the maintag it will probably inevitably happen again#while im here: design notes!#in my head their robe is like. Heavy. very thick velvet probably getting very dirty dragged around on the floor everywhere#the little drapes around their body are probably gold of some kind. the bangles and rings definitely are#the flowers here are almost certainly fake compared to their usual ones.#do you know how much tax must happen on surface flowers going neathward.#the scoundrel probably spends half of their rent budget keeping their stupid aesthetic alive#their glasses stand out like their eyes while wearing the robe mostly due to cartoon logic#they probably mostly have their normal look on underneath. aka still have their bandages#the ones on their hands are fraying bc bat claws grow sharp and grow large. they're a bit fraught over it.#they dont like looking at any part of themself including the hands#it DOES help their mastersona seem authentic though. so that's a hashtag bonus#they mainly trade in luck and debts. and hijinks. they dont officially trade in hijinks but they definitely sure do get up to it#word is probably already starting to spread about how much mr cards hates boats.#surely this has nothing to do with the scoundrel's famed dislike of the exact same thing.#surely.#scoundrelventures
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#hey man.#hey buddy.#wh#um#hi#ermm#SPRINTS FOR THE FUCKMING EXIT#RUNS AS FASST AS MY LITTLE SPACIE LEGS WILL CARRY ME#WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF#OH THIS IS SOOO FUCKED UP#THIS IS REALLY FUCKED UO#YOU PEOPLE ARE INSANE#SLAMS MY FUCKING HEAD ON THE TABLE#im gonna trow up;.. be sick#mommy....mOMMY HELP ME#CLAWS AT THE WALLS#GWET ME OUT OF THIS CRAZY PLACE#IM SCARED#WHY IS JHE LOOKING AT MRE LIKE THAT#STARTS BLEEDING FROM MY EYES#spacie splains#I STARED AT THIS FOR A GOOD LIKE 5 MINUTES LIKE THERES NO WAY..........................................................#OUUOUUHG IM SICK IN THE HEAD OHHHH IM SOO FUCKING UNWELL#IM JUST GETTING FUCKINS STABBED OVER AND OVER AGAIN 2DAY#THIS IS REALLY REALLY FUCKED UP GUYS LIKE OMEGA FUCKED UP DUDE LIKE CRAZY FUCKED UP MAN#IM SO RED RN#WHY DID YOU ALL PICK TODAY.#MONNIE YOU SON OF A BITCJH#MONNIEYOU FUCKING DICK#YOU'RE PROBABLY ONE OF THE REASONS THIS IS STILL GOING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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did u guys know i love kid icarus uprising
#its true. my fav 3ds game possibly. its so fucking fun#im playing again. trying to use diff weapons than usual . i mostly used claws all the other times i played before#im trying cannons and theyre super good actually. . finally i get rewarded for going out of comfort zone#kid icarus#kid icarus uprising#pit kid icarus#palutena kid icarus#myart#videogame art#fanart#digital#artists on tumblr#anime art#multiple eyes#eye contact#angels#wings#heheh..
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OH ARTHUR BENNETT.. such a gorgeous and intriguing character. terribly burdened by a GRUESOME set of crimes, his light suffocated by a HEAVY century of GUILT. so tragic, so dark and broody, and yet PAINFULLY awkward in any social setting ever
#jrwi fanart#cw blood#jrwi show#jrwi suckening#arthur bennett#OUHH THIS ONE WAS SITTING IN MY WIPS FOR SO LOOOONGwhen i took it out there was mould on it :sob:#BUT i think i was able to fix it up okay#i keep seeing SO MANY MISTAKES RRAAAHHH BUT YOU DONT SEE THEM RIGHT?? THATS ONLY ME. RIGHT?? EXACTLY.#THE KEY IS TO SAY. AND REPEAT AFTER ME. 'FUUUCK IT WE BALL#so anyway. arthur bennett huh? grizzly says that arthur is reaal fuckin difficult to play. and i SUPER get that. i mean LOOK AT HIM..#grizz often needs a minute to think abt what hes gonna say in a way that matches w that Stoic Personality. which is FAIR but also that#ends up making way for awkward confrontations like: the lady in the parky lot. he took too long to answer and scared her away.& I LOVE THAT#arthur is tragic and sad and cool and stoic but hes ALSO awkward and silly and kinda dumb and short sighted. HE HAS COMPLEXITIES#I LOVE WHEN TTRPG CHARACTERS HAVE A GOOD SET OF SHORTCOMINGS. ESPECIALLY WHEN U FIND THEM ONLY AS U PLAY THEM.#I COULd go on and on saying the same things w different words abt arthurs intriguing and entertaining character but i shall spare u. for no#ILL ALSO MENTION HOW MUCH I LOVE HIS FLAVOR THO.. I LOVE TALL HOT BOY WHOS ONE W THE DARKNESS.. I REMEMBER WHEN HE FIRST MENTIONED THE#BADLUCK. N I WAS LIKE OOOHH THATS WHY HIS DESIGN IS SO COOL N CHAOTIC N ASYMMETRICAL. HES UNLUCKY!!! i love love love his design so much...#GRaaauruguguraguhhghghgh what else what else is there for me to spew on abt...i think im reachin a limit here..OH MAGNUS. i hope that#we get to know more abt how magnus and arthur met.. like How they became besties... ouuhh... I ALSO WANNA KNOW MORE ABT MARY DAVIS. LIKEHOW#he also apparently spent alotta time in a zone dominated by edward twilight? all he remembers is constant partying? I WANNA KNOW MORE..#i think i got room 4 one more ramble SO. THE ART PIECE.as i said its gone a lil stale BUT. im still very proud o the bits where hes allScar#I WANNA SEE HIM GET SCARYMORE. I like the idea of shadows solidifying to make him strange and eerie.like TEETH n CLAWS n SPINES n YESS#also the SILVER EYES.no1 does silver eyes like the show Claymore. they make em look so striking and eerie...i also like to think that#human arthur had deep beautiful brown eyes.just in my beaitufl heart.i mean look at him..i wanna cook him n eat him.ANYWAY#i think thats all my ramblin for this piece. now i gotta go cancel a single day i had ata hotel bc my work schedule change last minute FUCK#feel free to ramble in my tags aswell tho i read all of them and i chew on thenm and i love them so sos os mcuh
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my internal thought process watching the end of episode 3
#CLAWING MY EYES OUT#rhys darby i am IN YOUR WALLS#that was so fucking good oh my god#SONG CHOICE ACTING STEDE AS A MERMAID EVERYTHING SKDJSJDHSJHD#im losing my mind#ofmd#our flag means death#ofmd 2#ofmd spoilers#ofmd 2 spoilers
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