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good boy but in the way you praise a hunting dog after you have it gore something

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[guy with daddy issues voice] why is every song on the charts about my strained relationship with my father

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we're done moving this week and i need it to end immediately

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fog so thick you could slice it like bread

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In all seriousness I need to see that man sobbing & sodomized

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if you're prone to severe anxiety about your pets suddenly passing i would truly recommend against ever owning male cats this guy is gonna stress me out for life and it's all because of PISS !!!

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sometimes it's worth being paranoid, he has a UTI !!! and is officially on a prescription urinary diet for the rest of his life. shoutout $160 a month on wet food LMFAOOOOO

the trauma of losing a cat to bladder blockage is wild. the kitten has meowed two (2) times to announce using the litterbox this morning and im like CALL THE VET!!!!!!! HURRY!!!!!!!!

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I straight up do not trust you if you did not enjoy a single book you had to read for English class. I know they assigned some real stuffy stinkers and the curriculum varies across districts but not one? Not The Outsiders? Not The Picture of Dorian Gray? Not Fahrenheit 451? Not even Frankenstein? Damn. That’s crazy.

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the trauma of losing a cat to bladder blockage is wild. the kitten has meowed two (2) times to announce using the litterbox this morning and im like CALL THE VET!!!!!!! HURRY!!!!!!!!

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just had a stellar phone call and they want me to come shadow a shift sometimw in the next week! they're in the process of signing a wholesale contract so even though they were listing for baristas they want to talk about baker positions because they're expanding and i have dough experience 🥳

mightve found an in at a new place thanks to a coworker from an old place 👀

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mightve found an in at a new place thanks to a coworker from an old place 👀

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its me and my partners six year anniversary what dessert should i make them

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theres still so much to do at the old place and i have simply been sitting in the same spot for five hours. i am so tired.

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yeah

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bruh i hate audio processing disorder why does my space heater sound like Creepy Distant Violins From The Magnus Archives

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the world is getting so ugly and bleak and it’s hard not to feel so hopeless. but we have to remember that they want us to feel that way.

it reminds me of this quote by dan savage - “During the darkest days of the AIDS crisis we buried our friends in the morning, we protested in the afternoon, and we danced all night, and it was the dance that kept us in the fight because it was the dance we were fighting for.”

joy is resistance. it’s really scary times but we are all in this together.