#im calling you lily pad

[oneshortlove]

WAAAHHHHH ILYSM I CAN'T EVEN BE MAD AT YOUU

🥰😊😇 I love you too, froggy<3

Giving you a big ole smooch on the head

<3<3<3<3<3

[beiasluv]

grid of in-laws | o. piastri (81)

a/n: im thai, so definitely not self-inserting here 🤭

yn_albon

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yn_albon mum and dad 🤷‍♀️

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lilymhe my baby 😘

yn_albon 🫶🫶

alex_albon remember I always have the pictures

yn_albon 😔 I’m sorry my dearest brother

username hello?? What pictures??

username don’t be shy, tell usss

username Oscar, what are you doing here??

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username im praying that they are dating

username BROTHER what are you high on?

username TELL ME YOU DONT HAVE TWITTER

username yall think that if they’re not dating, oscar’s gonna be a creep and like all of her pics for nothing?

username MOST men do that. Oscar’s my pookie tho

username yeah, exactly. dating.

yn_albon’s private story

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alex_albon: don’t you think it’s time for a public story? 🙄

: im going to combust from embarrassment

alex_albon: please, when lily posted me-

: you jumped around the room and kicked your legs. I know 😔

alex_albon: yeah, time to think about it. also, call mum tonight

: mkayy

lilymhe

tokyo, japan

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lilymhe the albons’ lost in tokyo!!

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yn_albon we’re all lost 😔

alex_albon says the one with your own japanses translator

yn_albon yeah, can’t hear you

username EXCUSE ME??

username OSCAR???

yn_albon 🫶🫶

alex_albon back off🤺🤺

lilymhe she’s just my baby 😔

username EXCUSE ME? Who can speak japanse in the gird? Oscar mf piastri

username exactly what I was thinking!!

username yuki rn 🧍‍♂️

username didn’t oscar and lando went out in tokyo today as well???

username FUCKING HELL YES HELLO? I’M HAVING AN ASTHMA ATTACK

landonorris

tokyo, japan

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landonorris lost in japan 👊

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alex_albon copying each other’s pose kings

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landonorris tbf, it wasn’t taken by the same person 🤷‍♂️

oscarpiastri i called that pose first

georgerussell63 nice food mate 👊

landonorris nah, they didn’t get me

username THEY WHO? Oscar and who??

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username yn liked the post 🤷‍♀️

username wait, YN AND LANDO FOLLOW EACH OTHER??

username she’s pretty close with the 2019 rookies ig

yn_albon

chinatown, bangkok

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yn_albon we ate ✌️💅

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alex_albon thanks for copying my pose, be original 👊

yn_albon lily come get yo man please

lilymhe right away 🫡

landonorris good food 🙌

yn_albon still can’t make you try fish 😔

landonorris sorry, it’s never happening 🤷‍♂️

username please tell me yn brought oscar with her 😭

username white boy getting dragged to asian street food by his gf, my favorite trope

username *and traumatizing him

yn_albon I swear I fed him the right food 😔😭

username SHUT UP GUYES ITS CONFIRMED

username yn feed my boy pad thai

username naur that’s basic asf 😭

alex_albon

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alex_albon back home with my favourite person and some thai local i guess 🤷‍♂️ (jk, love you both)

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yn_albon yeah, love you too 🤺

lilymhe you don’t play mermaids with us 👎

yn_albon right??? I’m sorry for not training him harder 😔✊

alex_albon i apologise 😭

username boooo, alexxxx

username oscar has been real quiet since the bangkok post??

username SO lando went with them which only makes sense if oscar ALSO went with them yk??

username I KNOW what y’all are thinking

oscarpiastri

phuket, thailand

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oscarpiastri thanks to a local guide 🇹🇭

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username ITS FUCKING OFFICIAL OSCAR POSTING

username sad day to be an oscar fan 😔

username GOOD DAY to be an oscaryn shipper

username shut UP is that yn??

username YES‼️ where have you been???

username alex just posted them going to phuket, so 2+2 🤷‍♀️

username i mean he already went out to tokyo with the albons, so what’s the chance

yn_albon

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yn_albon golfing or we balling‼️

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landonorris Oscar is literally 🧍‍♂️

yn_albon exactly

oscarpiastri I am not a professional golfer 🤷‍♂️

alex_albon who won??

yn_albon you😔

yn_albon only because lily is not playing 🤷‍♀️

username PUT HIM BACK SIS!!

lilymhe

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lilymhe serious dinner…

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alex_albon very serious indeed…

yn_albon what are y’all on about? 😭

username PLEASE IS THIS THE IN-LAWS DINNER WE WERE BEGGING FOR

username ‘serious dinner’ my ASS 😭

yn_albon

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yn_albon race week dump ig 😦

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alex_albon ITS HAPPENING

landonorris WHAT IS HAPPENIF

landonorris WHY IS OSCAR JUMPIN

landonorris OH.

username george, blink if you’re the third wheel

username NAH LOGAN AS WELL 😭

oscarpiastri

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oscarpiastri guess we did have a dinner..

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alex_albon: THANK GOD

the longest one yet. it took me so long because I keep undoing and editing (perfectionist af)

request is open-ish because I’m done with exams!! jenson dilf incoming?? 😬

anyways, hope y’all enjoyed it. like, reblog, COMMENT, or anything if you liked it. If not, y’all better lock yo door.

today’s a good day to take care of yourself!!

[applepixls]

i think something like season 8's moon big thing is going to happen again this season-

in several magical mountain people's recent episodes (i remember mumbo mentioning it a couple episodes back and grian as well? not sure who else) they've mentioned that something weird/something big feels like its happening in the world (grian even made a straight up moon big reference) but i think this time it's going to be something with the ocean

this kind of starts at the very beginning of the season and follows through. in grian's very first episode he calls magical mountain a volcano and that idea has followed through and now they're hollowing it out. in another episode when he gets flung up in the air he makes a moon big reference. soo early season ideas/references seem to be following through to now

in episode 2, grian gathers a crowd of people (gem, etho, impulse, skizz, ren, cleo, cub) and they all just chat and fish and make jokes about how the ocean can get you addicted to fishing and pretend the ocean is a higher being that will provide fishing rods to those it sees worthy (we also see it a bit in the end of grians episode 1) eventually leading to ren saying "i don't know why im doing this but i don't want to stop" and cleo agreeing. etho originally had also been skeptical but quickly got dragged into the shenanigans and very happy with getting lily pads for some reason? it's just a fun random interaction but some of those things can lead to lore.

etho also says in this interaction "dont drink the koolaid" because gem randomly suggests to all eat a pufferfish which i don't fully understand the phrase but it comes from a guy who made a cult and lured his followers out into a jungle (etho loves jungles) and because cults always have a like Date where they believe their higher power is coming to save them and commit mass suicide on that day, the guy made a lot of poisoned koolaid and everyone died. so cults

in gem's most recent episode (19) she builds an artists house and says the artist looks out on the water for inspiration but as a result has become quite paranoid.

in season 8 they have a cult of people not sleeping because they think the moon is a higher power come to save them or something and early season 10 was a cult of people fishing, not to mention that certain patterns seem to repeat every other season (season 7 and 9 were both really long, in season 9 people were nostalgic for season 7 and in season 8 people were nostalgic for season 6 and certain storylines that could have some parallels drawn not to mention that everyone compares season 7 and 9 for the length and says that they were incredibly long perhaps suggesting that this season might be a bit shorter? its also the fact that in season 7 and 9 everyone built Starter Bases and then moved out to larger bases but in season 8 and now season 10 they seem to have made starter homes and expanded on them while still living out of their day one builds)

basically, tldr: something big is happening and i think the oceans doing it

theres something in the water and its making the freaking frogs gay (its making the block people all do __punk or east asian vibe stuff and bureaucratic/public service-y)

[your-dazzling-sun]

Super Spectacular 250 Follower Event!

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WOW. 250... this feels so unreal honestly😭😭 the story of how i joined tumblr is kinda mediocre lmao. basically, it was the only social media website that was accessible on my school computer, so i set an account up with my school email(for confidential reasons). why? because i had, and still have, a lot of thoughts. especially interest related!! but most of my irls dont listen and i have lots of limitations for posting on whatsapp. so i decided to put my thoughts, fandom and non-fandom, onto here!! a blog for anyone that wants to hear me out★ then i got into rp and started making online friends, finding people i admired(cough @/artist-kreating-stuff and @/catihere cough), and soon, tumblr wasnt just a place for me to put my thoughts. it was like a second home. somewhere i really connected with. since then, ive made more friends and found more people that i look up to and am too scared to approach off anon, and it's been fun!!! ive been here for... eight months? seven to eight months. ive made memes, theories, etc. and i have no regrets :) love you guys so so much, hope youre all doing fine, and remember, im always right beside you in spirit, offering you hugs and love<3

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[percyweasleyapologist]

James, on the phone: Uh. . Hey, Pads, i uh, I’ve been stabbed.

Lily: WHAT? WHERE ARE YOU?

James: Wait- You aren’t Sirius. Sorry- I didn’t mean to call you-

Lily: NO, WHERE ARE YOU? IM COMING THERE. IM NOT GOING TO LEAVE SOMEONE ALONE THATS BEEN STABBED.

[chlobliviate]

Wolfstar Microfic Prompt 1 - Western

Words: 410

@wolfstarmicrofic

***

Sirius was practically vibrating in his seat. It had been weeks since Remus moved to Falmouth to take up a lecturing position at the university, but Sirius had needed to work his notice period in London before joining him. All three months of it. It had been torture.

‘The train approaching Platform One is the 15:15 Great Western Railway Service to Falmouth Docks. Calling at Perranwell, Penryn, Penmere, Falmouth Town, and Falmouth Docks.’

He stood up and placed his backpack on top of his suitcase. Logically, he knew that he wouldn’t get there any quicker by doing so, but he also sensed that he was annoying the person next to him on the bench with his leg bouncing.

As the train pulled away from Truro, he pulled out his phone.

Pads

just left truro, should be with you in about 20 mins.

Moony

Can’t wait to see you, sweetheart. I feel like a fucking teenager again.

Pads

im glad its not just me tbh. I missed you so much!

Moony

I missed you too. I’m never leaving your side again.

Pads

thats probably gonna make your lectures really awkward, but I accept your terms.

Sirius double-checked their new address before putting it into Google Maps. It was a four-minute walk from the station, though Remus had warned him about the steep hill. When he got off the train he was not expecting to be greeted by cheers and shouts of “Padfoot!” “Sirius, you made it!” “Fucking finally!”, and a long banner (made from sellotaped together pieces of A4 paper) which read “Welcome Home, Sirius!”.

Sirius flew into Remus’ arms, not caring that he was almost sobbing into his shoulder. “I thought you had to work!”

“I rearranged my schedule so I could come and meet you.”

“And bring a crowd?” Sirius looked over his shoulder. Lily, James, Pete, Marlene and Dorcas were still holding the banner, grinning at him. “I can’t believe we’re all back here.”

“The difference fifteen years makes.” James laughed, “It was inevitable we’d all come back. We missed you.”

“Oh fuck, Jamie.” Sirius sniffed, “I missed you too, all of you.”

“Hope you’re not too tired, love.” Remus said quietly, “Lily has already set up a very nostalgic party at home. She’s got Ring of Fire ready to go. Marlene made a playlist and Dori’s made three different cocktails.”

“I’m never too tired for that.” Sirius wrapped his arm around Remus’ waist. “Lead the way.”

[tea-blankets-andstars]

P.1 about the marauders socials AU (i love this au so much) inspired by this post

James & Siri's podcast where they just start it for fun but it ends up becoming super popular with over 1,000,000 listeners. They dont stick to just one subject and instead they just talk about literally anything.

In one of these episodes Sirius starts talking about some mystery gamer guy who Siri calls "moony", the fans start linking this to the gaming channel run by lily & remus because during the videos lily will sometimes yell "Moony" at remus. Everything calms down for a while, until some fan posts something on twitter saying that they can confirm that the two are dating.

@(some username im too tired to think of)

you guys, remember a few monthes ago when there was a rumor of Sirius from (insert podcast name here) dating that guy from (insert gaming channel name) i think his name was remus? anyways i was doing a little digging and i came accross one of the first gaming videos Remus & Lily made (video link) at around 10:35 Lily makes a joke and Remus says quote, "That sounds like something Sirius would say" to which Lily replys with "your highschool sweetheart/ famous podcast boyfriend? we get it Moony your madly inlove and stuff, ...im so single." Even though this video was filmed over two years ago it implys that the two have been togather for at least a couple of years. And maybe your thinking "but how do we know its the same people?" fact one (1) Remus talks about a guy named Sirius- like how many sirius can you think of- AND the sirius he talks about has a famous podcast??!! 2) as i said earlier in the newest podcast ep Sirius calls mystery guy Moony, which seems to be a nickname for Remus. So in conclusion i belive that, based on concrete evidence, Sirius from (podcast name) is involved in a romantic relationship with Remus aka Moony from (gaming channel name).

~~~~~

"Moonpie" Sirius calls from where he sits at the table, hair still wet from her shower. "You have to see this, some person on twitter figured us out."

This catches this Remus's attention and he scrambles down the stairs to meet his partner in the kitchen, Sirius hands him the phone and he skims through the post. He does have to admit that the fan is very detaled, as most of the facts were correct.

"wow" he whispers under his breath, "well it was bound to happen eventually, so what now pads?"

Sirius chuckles under his breath, "What else is there to do? Obviously we update our insta relationship status and watch as the fans loose there minds." Obviously Sirius ment this as a joke as she immediately started laughing.

"Sirius." he rubbed his temples, "be seriou-" he cut himself off, knowing this would end in another im always sirius joke. "We have to be logical."

"Mooooony" Sirius said the word like a breath, "it'll be fineeee." He reached for Remus's hand, "Promise, 'k?"

"okay." He gave a small smile and sirius squeezed his hand.

~~~~~

@thestarfrom-that1podcast

To all you fans: You guessed it! I am infact dating my lovely, wonderful, pretty boy boyfriend @Remythegamer <333

Replys

@Remythegamer (pinned reply) Siri i thought you were joking abt the insta offical thing

@thatstarfrom-that1podcast (replying to @remythegamer) You know i never joke love

@Remythegamer (replying to @thatstarfrom-that1podcast) 🙄sureeee (<33)

[pottingwithpotter]

JAMES F. POTTER

"Cockwomble - a completely useless person who sprouts constant bullshit"

Hey losers, Im james (but you can call me whatever you want, whenever you want) Ive collected 22 years and will hopefully keep collecting more 😎

Im majoring in athletic training with a minor in psychology

So yes guys, im fucking rad

I do sports aka major sports aka football and swimming- sometimes track

My roomate, the darling @poetically-sleep-deprived

Pads my love @cant-wait-not-to-go-home

Moony @only-sometimes-moony

wORMY @peter-likes-science

Cherry @1ts-m4rlene

Lilyflower @lily-loves-reading

Baddest bitch i know @math-music-and-mary

Scarily Unseperable couple @justa-wildrose @theoneandonlybcj

Pandora @fallingforpandora

Rita @ritasreports

OOC

THIS IS A ROLEPLAY BLOG (if you couldnt tell already lmao)

[reggieblackthepoet]

Hello,

My name is Regulus Black

I’m a Slytherin

I’m 16

He/Him

Gay

Likes: reading, being alone, art museums, the color green, libraries, poetry

Dislikes: my parents, annoying people, homophobes, transphobes, racists, loud noises, probably you (the person reading this post)

My acquaintances:

Sirius, my annoying brother: @im-a-not-so-sirius-star

Barty, very unhinged: @barty-not-bartemius

Evan, more tolerable than Barty: @driedoutrose

Remus, an ok Gryffindor: @rj-mo0ny-lupin

James Potter, my amazing boyfriend: @heres-ur-daily-dose-of-prongsie

Marlene, slightly interesting: @ur-fave-rockstar-girl

Peter, is called “wormtail” by his friends (sort of weird?): @wormtail-pete

Pandora, my best friend: @pandadoraa

Lily, generally a good person: @lily-pad-love

Dorcas, very cool one of my closest friends: @cassie-meadowes

Emmeline: @aunty-emms-emporium

Mary: @mary-macdonald1

Sybill: @sybilances

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I do not support JKR if you do or are transphobic, homophobic, biphobic, racist, sexist, etc. please leave

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this is a roleplay account, message @im-ur-sleep-paralysis-demon if you want to join

my main blog is @jamespottersconverse if anyone is interested

[silentsneezes]

For wolfstar - maybe Remus being allergic to Sirius's new shampoo or sm?? Your writing is soooooo good!

thank you for the prompt anon :) im always happy to write for w/olfstar! sorry it took me so long, but i hope you enjoy this 13k fic.

snzer: r/emus lupin

cause: allergies (pollen + shampoo)

Remus Lupin is no stranger to discomfort. Having his body tear itself apart with every full moon has forced him to grow accustomed to pains and aches. Still, he finds himself bothered by incessant allergies. He can stomach broken bones and fresh cuts, but the moment that obnoxious itch blossoms in his nose, he becomes irritable.

He leans against the marble countertop in his and Sirius’s cottage kitchen. It’s a small living area by any standards, with a dining table shoved unceremoniously in the corner of the kitchen. But it’s enough for the two lovers, content to live out their early twenties in the solitude of their home.

Remus watches as the coffee maker slowly produces the caffeinated liquid, waiting impatiently for there to be enough for a full mug.

He’s been awake for about an hour, even though the sun is just now rising. He’d made a point of pulling himself out of bed when his sneezes began so as to not wake Sirius.

Remus grabs his favorite mug from the cabinet once he deems the coffee pot full enough for a satisfactory cup. His breath catches as he sets the mug on the counter, his nostrils flaring as an intense itch burns through the back of his nose. He pinches his nose shut- more as a precaution than anything, his stifles are relatively silent even without using his hands- and shudders forwards with three rapid sneezes.

“heh…n’gxst-gxnt! gnx!”

His breath catches, hitching once before he’s forced to pinch his nose shut again.

“hxn’t! n’gxh! ngg’ht!”

He runs a hand through his hair, sighing in frustration and willing the buzzing sensation in his sinuses to go away. He’s always found his allergies annoying, bordering on embarrassing. Sure, his allergic sneezes weren’t loud or especially messy, unlike when he was sick. But they typically came in sets of three to six in rapid succession, which often drew unwanted attention.

Sighing, Remus fills his mug with coffee, relaxing a little as he smells the parisian blend. He takes a sip, relishing the warmth that soothes his itchy throat.

He’s no stranger to persistent allergies, but that doesn’t make them any less irritating. He sits at the small table in the kitchen’s corner as he sips his coffee, reading an old muggle book Lily lent him called To Kill A Mockingbird.

He gets about ten pages in before the itch in his nose returns. It starts with a dull buzz in the back of his sinuses. Then it evolves to a burning, prickling sensation up to the tip of his nose, making his nostrils flare.

He presses a curled finger to the base of his nose, breathing through his mouth in an attempt to subdue the itch. It works for about two pages, but as he goes to turn the next page, his breath hitches quickly- once, twice- before his head bobs down with three suppressed sneezes in quick succession.

“heh-nNgkxch! nXTch! hh’nck!”

Remus groans internally, trying to focus back on the book, but feeling the incessant itch linger in the base of his nose. He sighs and pinches the bridge of his nose, his posture slumping as he sniffles in discomfort.

“G’morning love.”

Remus straightens up as he hears Sirius’s murmur from behind him, feeling a flush of affection at Sirius’s morning voice even through his discomfort.

“Morning,” Remus mutters, letting out a little breath of relief as Sirius starts massaging his shoulders. Sirius grins at the response, leaning down and pressing a kiss to Remus’s temple.

Remus’s nose twitches as Sirius leans close, the itch immediately returning.

“How long have you been up for?” Sirius asks as he pads over to the kitchen counter, grabbing a mug from the cabinet. As Sirius moves away, the itch lessens again and Remus is able to ward it off with a little nose rub.

“An hour or so,” Remus responds with a shrug, sipping his coffee and relishing the bitter taste. He can’t help but smile a little as he watches Sirius pour himself a cup of coffee before adding three spoonfuls of sugar and enough cream to make it a pale, creamy color.

“Want some coffee with your cream and sugar?” He teases, glancing over at Sirius and admiring how he looks with his hair pulled back in a messy bun.

“Haha,” Sirius says sarcastically, rolling his eyes as he walks over to sit beside Remus at the kitchen table. He sits closely enough for their thighs to be pressed against each other, leaning forwards in his chair to kiss Remus’s cheek.

“Feeling affectionate this morning, are we?” Remus murmurs, feeling his chest flutter at the small affection.

“Well someone was gone when I woke up. I’m making up for morning cuddles in bed,” Sirius says with a little pout.

“Well someone had to make coffee so you wouldn’t be grumpy and uncaffinated,” Remus counters, though he wishes he could’ve stayed in bed. Admittedly, he could’ve, but he hadn’t wanted to risk waking Sirius. Especially from sneezing, of all things.

Speaking of sneezing, the incessant itch buzzes from the base of Remus’s nose up to the tip, making his nostrils flare.

“Right, cause coffee couldn’t wait another hour,” Sirius says sarcastically, but he sips his mug, grateful to have a pot already made. He notices the flaring of Remus’s nostrils and frowns sympathetically, “Gotta sneeze?”

Remus’s head bobs down quickly as he stifles a sudden double, barely noticeable save for the jerking of his head and leg.

“ngk! h’xt!”

“Bless you, bless you,” Sirius murmurs, nudging his knee against Remus’s affectionately.

Remus holds up his pointer finger as a silent “not done” before flinching against his wrist with two more stifles.

“heh…n’Gxst-gxnt!”

“Bless you love,” Sirius says again. He’s no stranger to Remus being sneezy, but that doesn’t make him any less worried- Remus tends to keep sneezing once he starts, and that doesn’t bode well for the rest of the day.

“Thanks,” Remus mumbles with a quiet sniffle, opening his book again and flipping to the right page. Sirius rests his head on Remus’s shoulder, nuzzling into his neck slightly as he reads.

Remus hums quietly in contentment as Sirius presses a light kiss to his neck. Except the itch comes back with a vengeance, his breath hitching despite his efforts to hold back.

“hh-heh… hd’gxt! ktsxch! hn’ngzxt! heh-htsxch!”

“Merlin, bless you Remus,” Sirius says with a hint of concern in his voice. He stands up, making his way to the bathroom and returning with a box of tissues.

Remus just turns a page in his book and continues to read, feeling a flush of embarrassment over Sirius setting the tissue box in front of him.

“Thanks,” he mumbles, knowing Sirius is just trying to help, but hating the attention to his allergies.

Remus only manages to read for a few minutes before his nose twitches as Sirius rests his head on his shoulder again.

Remus holds his breath, forcing himself to focus on the page in front of him. He deters the itch for a minute or so, but then it turns into a burning in the back of his nose and before he knows it-

“h’gNXch!-tsch! g’zxcht! heh…. hh”

“Ble-“

“h’tsnk! g’nsch! ts’xch!”

“Bless you baby,” Sirius murmurs, picking his head up off Remus’s shoulder and sifting a hand through Remus’s hair gently, “Allergies acting up today?”

Remus’s breath keeps hitching, and he suddenly realizes why as Sirius’s hair brushes against him. Its usual sweet vanilla scent is replaced by something else. Remus can’t quite put his finger on it, maybe lavender or something of the sort, but it’s evident his nose doesn’t agree with it.

“Are you- h’ngxt! ksxch! hh-h’kgnt! fuck… heh-htschew!-ktsch-etschew!”

Remus turns away from Sirius, ducking into his elbow as he tries- and fails- to stifle the rapid sneezes.

“Bless you Rem, am I what?” Sirius asks, his voice laced with concern as he places a hand on his boyfriend’s back.

Remus holds up a finger as his nose twitches, his eyebrows knitting together and his mouth falling agape in anticipation for another fit.

“hh…. heh? hh-kg’nxsch! hn’gzxt! Are you using a n-heh-new sh-hh-shampoo?”

Remus manages to ask through hitching breaths, and Sirius’s guilty expression is enough to confirm his worries.

“Oh fuck, I am,” Sirius says as he moves away from Remus slightly, knowing he’ll only make the reaction worse by staying close, “I’m so sorry Moons. My regular-“

“nGshh-sdch-kscht!”

“Bless you. My regular shampoo was out so I just grabbed-“

“hhGN’knt! gX-tsch!”

“-whatever I could find. Bless you,” Sirius finishes, watching Remus paw at his nose.

“I’ll go shower and wash it out, yeah?” Sirius suggests guiltily, clearly feeling awful at setting off Remus’s allergies even more.

Remus nods, pulling a tissue from the box and tenting it over his twitching nose, “Yeah. Thanks love,” he mutters, pinching the bridge of his nose.

He knows Sirius would never trigger his allergies purposefully, but that doesn’t make him much less irritable as he realizes he’s going to be sneezing all morning now.

Sirius goes to shower, leaving Remus alone at the kitchen table. The itch lessens a little once the shampoo’s scent is gone, but it still prickles in the back of his sinuses, a sure sign he’s going to have a fit.

And that he does; Remus spends all fifteen minutes Sirius is in the shower sneezing every couple minutes in quick, rapid succession.

By the time Sirius returns, Remus’s nose is red and raw. His sneezes have slowed down a little bit, but the combination of a high pollen count and the exposure to the shampoo is enough to make the itch constant.

“Hey love, how’re you feeling?” Sirius asks softly, sitting beside Remus at the kitchen table and placing a hand on his knee.

“Fine,” Remus replies simply, and Sirius rolls his eyes.

“Stubborn as ever, I see,” Sirius comments lightly, but he frowns as Remus’s nose twitches again.

Remus barely gets a hand in front of his face before he snaps forwards with five quick, fittish sneezes, “hhTSxchew!-ktsxch! tsxg’t! ktsch-etschiew!”

“Bless you baby,” Sirius murmurs, watching as Remus wipes his hand with a tissue, scowling at the feeling of the spray against his palm.

Sirius stands up and walks over to the kitchen sink, grabbing a napkin and wetting it with warm water before folding it over three times. He makes his way back over to Remus, gently holding his boyfriend’s chin and tilting his head back.

Remus scowls, but doesn’t pull away from the touch.

“It’ll help Rem,” Sirius says softly, placing the wet cloth over Remus’s irritated eyes. Remus relaxes a little, finally feeling some trace of relief.

Unfortunately, the relief barely lasts. He snaps forwards suddenly, three sneezes tumbling out without any build up or warning.

“k’tSCHew! hhtschiew! hHk’gnzsch!”

Sirius manages to catch the wet napkin as it falls forwards, carefully refolding it as he murmurs, “bless you love,” and puts it back over Remus’s eyes.

Sirius frowns as Remus curls a finger under his nose, pressing it against the itchy appendage as his nostrils flare again.

“Is there anything else I can do to help?” He asks softly, knowing allergy tonics don’t work because of Remus’s lycanthropy.

“I just h-heh-have to wait it out,” Remus grumbles, keeping his finger held under his nose. Sirius nods in understanding, gently sifting his hand through Remus’s hair.

“Do you want to go back to bed? You might be more comfortable there,” Sirius suggests, clearly trying to make up for the fact that his shampoo triggered the reaction.

Remus sighs, taking the wet cloth off his eyes and looking up at Sirius, who has to restrain himself from cooing at his boyfriend’s obvious discomfort.

“I’m sorry love. I should’ve thought about your allergies before I bought a different type of shampoo,” Sirius apologizes with a frown.

Remus shakes his head, standing up and offering Sirius his hand, “It’s fine. I was already sneezing this morning anyways,” he dismisses.

Sirius accepts Remus’s hand, realizing why Remus had been out of bed so early and cursing himself for not putting that together sooner.

“You don’t have to get out of bed when you’re sneezy, love. I don’t mind,” he says, noting how Remus’s lip curls into a slight scowl. He always disliked Sirius calling him “sneezy”, finding it incredibly embarrassing.

“I know,” Remus says simply, pulling Sirius up out of his seat and towards their bedroom. Sirius rolls his eyes at Remus’s stubbornly dismissive answer, but he allows himself to be pulled towards their bedroom.

Remus pauses in the doorway as his nose twitches again, bringing his free hand up to cover his nose as his breath hitches again.

“ngxt! h’NgXxt! heh..hhHn’zgNck!”

“Bless you love”

Remus manages to stifle the triple, but they give him little to no relief. Sirius guides him over to the bed and he slumps down, burying his face in his hands.

Remus remains sneezy for the rest of the morning and well into the afternoon, only getting some relief after he showers and takes some muggle allergy pills. Sirius stays with him the whole time, blessing each fit- much to Remus’s annoyance- and holding him close.

sorry for any grammatical mistakes or spelling errors! i wrote most of this after smoking so it might not make much sense, but i wanted to post something lol

i have another w/olfstar fic in the works, but feel free to send any prompts or hcs :)

[jqmalikhsgib]

bloom

four

eddie hates waking up at the ass crack of dawn! though over the last few years he’s use to it, doesn’t mean he likes it. he knew the price of being a rockstar though.

eddie’s willing to sacrifice his sleep schedule to make it big time. he also just misses his family. the band had left for new york three nights ago. he missed the sound of laughter from his babies, the smell of yn perfume, even missed his soon to be father in law banging on their door at god knows what hour.

he couldn’t wait to see them in just a few more days. eddie made sure to call yn as soon as he could. he knew she’d be busy tending to the kids. he still made it his mission to talk to them every single day!

last night he almost cried himself to sleep. lunaria has always been a daddy’s girl. she didn’t want to let her daddy get off the phone. she cried and cried until eddie sung her to sleep. he almost left right then and there to go cuddle his baby! yn had to talk him out of it.

eddie grabs his cell and immediately dialed yn number.

“hello?”

“you still asleep love?”

“no.” she states quickly.

eddie frowns. he could tell something was wrong.

“baby, is everything okay?”

“mhm.”

eddie didn’t believe her.

“miss hopper?”

eddie listens closely and hears a little bit of noise in the background.

“mama?” lily whines.

“shh, im here baby. its okay.”

“yn, what is going on?!”

yn sighs. “lily’s running a fever. had to take her to the hospital.”

eddie sits up in a frantic.

“what?! when?”

eddie looks at the time.

“babe, its nothing to worry about. she’s okay.”

“baby, im coming home!”

“ed—”

“yn! you’re at the hospital for god sakes!”

yn sighs. “eddie, i promise she’s okay. the doctors prescribing her some medicine! she’ll be better this afternoon.”

eddie runs his finger through his hair. he keeps forgetting its shorten. 

“may i at least talk to her?”

yn scoffs. “sure, if you wanna hear nothing but snot and baby language.” yn tries to cheer him up. unfortunately the only thing that would make him happy is being there with his family.

“daddy wants to talk to you, baby.”

“dada?” lily points to the phone.

yn puts the phone on speaker. “you’re on speaker, babe.”

“lily, how’s my girl doing?”

“sick.”

eddie could see her pouting.

“i know baby. im sorry! i promise when i get home, daddy’s gonna give you lots and lots of cuddles angel.”

she babbles. eddie smiles sadly.

“love you so much, lily-pad! you’re my angel.”

“wuv, dada.”

eddie heart soars. yn takes the phone off speaker. “im sorry i didn’t tell you. i just—”

“baby, i need to know these things, okay? i know you’re just trynna help, i do, and i appreciate it so much, my love. its just—it stresses me out even more when i don’t know. you and the kids, they come first! fuck the music. my family is first, always.” eddie states.

“im sorry.”

eddie sighs. “where are my other babies?”

“with uncle steve.”

“call me when you get home, okay? wanna make sure you’re all okay!”

“okay, eds! i love you.”

eddie will never get tired of hearing her say those three little words. “i love you, baby.”

“eddie, its time to go!”

“go ahead rockstar! ill talk to you soon.”

“bye, beautiful.” eddie ends the call soon after.

[loving-and-dreaming]

nonsense s.b oneshot

pairing: Sirius black x reader x reader  

a/n loosely based off the song nonsense by Sabrina carpenter <3 I would have highlighted and italicized the lyrics but I didn’t directly use any. But all credit goes to her amazing song because that is literally the basis of this ❤️ huge huge huge thank you to @whoahoney for helping me gain the confidence again and reading it over to make sure I didn’t sound dumb 💛💛💛

-Word count: 2.2K

You and Lily were getting ready for the get together at her boyfriend's place. You were extremely nervous; you know James, but the rest of his friends that will be there, not so much. I mean let's face it, you are not the biggest social butterfly. You love talking and love making friends but sometimes you just want to curl up in bed. But for your friend and her new budding relationship you would go and be your best self.

Arriving at James' house, you were surprised. He was known for throwing his parties back in Hogwarts but there were only two cars in the driveway, now with yours three. There was no booming music. No bright strobing lights. Looking at Lily you grab her hand and let her drag you in. As soon as you step in your first thought is to go hide in a corner with Lily, but that is not the point of this. The point was for her to spend some time with her new boyfriend in a low stakes environment. You push Lily, “Go girl! I will be fine. Go find lover boy and tell him I said hi!”

“Okay you know where the kitchen is, if you need anything just shout. I promise we can leave if you ever feel uncomfortable.” She gives you a look of concern. Maybe you were not hiding your nerves as well as you thought. Giving her a thumbs up and one more push, she goes to find James.

You head to the kitchen to get a drink. To get to the kitchen you need to pass through this hallway, which in your opinion is too long. You don’t normally drink, but tonight might be a cause to break out of that habit. Now you were not sad, but just in your head. Thinking about the phone calls you have to make at work, what you are going to make for lunch tomorrow, when you are going to call your mom, what should you get for Lily's birthday, how surprised you are at the nice decorations in a house full of guys. All these thoughts made you too distracted and miss the person heading in your direction. Only noticing the other person in the hallway when you are wearing a disgusting smelling drink(and now you remember why you don’t drink) and had his strong tattooed arms around your waist.

“Oh my-” you look up and see his beautiful smile before anything else. Embarrassingly so your voice gets higher, “—gosh, I am so sorry! I wasted your drink! What was it? I’ll get you a new one, although it smells gross. Wait I didn’t mean to say that, well I did but to each their own, if you like it that’s all that matters and I will get you a new one!” it took you a moment to realize you were rambling like a mad man, you look anywhere but the beautiful man in front of you.

“Don’t worry about it, Love. Lets get you a new shirt, this one is a little wet and now smells like my beer and like you pointed out it smells gross,” the stranger tells you in a voice filled with laughter. He moves his arms from around your waist and puts one on your back to lead you to a room. “I don't think we have met, Im Sirius, but those hooligans call me Padfoot or Pads. you can call me king though… perhaps you’ll be my queen?” Faltering in your steps you stop and look at him. Had he really just said that? He was probably just a natural flirt, nothing personal. So you simply giggle and roll your eyes.

“Your eyes are so beautiful, I think they are my favorite part of you.”

Okay that's it, you know he must be messing with you. It's probably James' bright idea to get one of his friends to mess with you, since you are the only friend in Lilys group that is single. You don’t know how many times you have reassured them that even though the break up was nasty, it was a year ago and you are over it. Turning to him, “Hi Sirius-”

“I thought I told you to call me king, my queen?”

“As I was saying, sirius, i'm not sure if james put you up to this or maybe lily, but i promise i'm okay being single. I hereby relieve you of your babysitting duty. Just point me in the direction of the bathroom and I will be fine.”

“Babysitting? What are you talking about? Anyways I am not going to let you stay in that beer soaked shirt, so here is my room, I will get you a clean shirt. Just one moment.”

He brings you out a shirt that looks worse for wear. It must be one of his favorite shirts, you can’t help the little blush and skip in your heart that he chose to give you a favorite shirt of his. “I insist you use my room, I mean I’d love to get you naked in my room, but in reality my bathroom is not the cleanest…” he opens the door for you and gives you space to walk in. You look back at him and smile while closing the door. Now you are not a creeper, but like anyone you are naturally curious. So while slowly taking off your beer soaked shirt you look around. The first thing that you notice is for someone that has apparently a messy bathroom. His room is extremely clean. The bed is completely made up, you’re just as clean and even your bed doesn’t look like that. The desk is free of clutter, and there are no clothes on the floor. To say you were shocked, would be an understatement. The next thing you notice is the bookshelves lining the walls from the few moments that you talk to him or more like he flirted with you. He did not strike you as someone that would be this well read. The last thing you notice, and this one stands out, is the fact that he has a candle burning in his room. The candle smells just like you thought he would, a hint of leather and musk. Cynthia reminds you of the words while also something fresh that makes you want to bury your face in the smell. Realizing you spent a good ten minutes just staring at his room you quickly change and without thinking about it so your shirt on his bed.  With a red face, you quietly open the door, ready to endure the teasing of spending a good 10 minutes just to get changed yet When you open the door you find him gone. Although you told him to leave your heart does drop a little bit. But you quickly shake off that feeling you don't need James or Lily trying to make you feel better by asking James’ hot friend to keep you company.

You know the break up was a year ago, and honestly you are NOT still hung up on him. But they swear you are and that you need to find someone new. You’ve told her countless times that you’re just not ready for a relationship right now. And maybe Lily does know your taste, and picked the right guy but still absolutely not.

You walk back to the living room, still on the original mission to find a drink and run into jame and lily making heart eyes at each other in the hallway. Normally you would leave them be, but with sirius fresh on the brain you had to say something.

“Lily, james. I know you just want what is best for me. But I promise I am not hung up on Tyler. I just dont need to have someone in my life right now. So please tell Sirius he no longer needs to babysit me.”

James lets out a snort and lily looks at you with wide eyes. “Y/N hunny, what on earth are you talking about. We never asked Sirius to babysit you, we didn't even tell him about you because he tends to be a lot, which it seems like you are now witnessing.”

You're speechless. “So you're telling me I kinda told him off for no reason??? fan-freaking-tastic. Please excuse me while I go die on the couch with my drink I still have not gotten.” stomping over to the couch you make yourself at home. After you make yourself comfortable on the couch, you realize you still have not gotten your drink. Which may be better because who needs to be drinking when you’re sulking.

Once again lost in your head, you don't see or hear anything until someone sits down next to you and puts a glass full of water in your face. Looking up you see Sirius and are feeling the butterflies doing cartwheels in your stomach. Mouth opening and closing you cannot find the right words to say. All that is in your brain is nonsense, so logically that is what you say, “you… have me thinking nonsense.” not realizing you said that out loud until you hear James snort from the other couch and Sirius’ little laugh. Looking at Lily you mouth “did i really say that out loud?” The look on her face gives you the answer.

“Here, Love. I heard through the grapevine you never got your drink so I came bearing gifts. I was also told that you don’t drink alcohol, so I made sure to get you something that you would drink" Sirius looks at you smirking, “if it makes you feel better when looking at you I lose my chill.”

Giggling and once again rolling your eyes you say “yes Sirius thank you, i feel so much better because of that. Thank you for the drink. I really do appreciate it”

“Wait, I got an even better one! When you get close to me my tongue goes numb, sounds like bleh blah blee!” James once again snorts(you make a mental note to call him pig later), and Remus, Peter(who you just put names to face) and Lily all roll their eyes. This does however make you let out a real laugh, not those cute little giggles us girls do, no this was a whole laugh form your stomach. And hearing it made Sirius want to hear it everyday from now on, he made sure to tell you this too. “ Tell me the word Y/N and I promise I will make you laugh like that for the rest of our life.”

The rest of the night was spent by Sirius' side. He had the young energy of a puppy, which is how he got his nickname, puppy. He said he was offended at the nickname because “Y/N i am a manly man, i need a better nickname than puppy.” But the way he smiles when you say it with the sparkle in your eyes… He would let you do anything.

Eventually it is time to go home, you and Lily promise to come back with donuts in the morning (this lets the boys let you go a bit easier). In the car she gives you a look that says ‘spill’.

“I really like him lily! I want to spend all day talking to him, maybe going to the bedroom and doing not so soft things, my mind is running wild with everything i want to do with him. I think I caught that L-O-V-E…”

“Damn girl… really? After one night?”

“Lily you know me, you know i wouldn't say it if i didn't believe it at least.. 80%. He made me feel things that I can't explain. I don't know how he does this to me, but I cannot help myself.” you pull into the apartment building and look down for your keys in your purse. That's when it dawns on you, you still have his shirt on… Unlocking the door the first thing you do is call James' house.

“Hey it's Y/N, is Sirius there?”

“Wow, ready to talk to him already, huh?” You can hear the smirk in James' voice.

“Says you, who called the apartment before Lily even made it back home…” He scoffs at that and you hear him screaming for ‘Pads’ to get his ‘ass down to the phone’.

“Hello, Love, miss me already?” After spending all night with his flirtatious self, you easily  opened and gave him back some of the sass (you are very proud of yourself if you do say so).

“Of course I miss you, but I kinda miss my shirt more. It was one of my favorites.”

“It will be here all clean for you tomorrow, I'll even learn how to do laundry for you, my queen. Also! before you go, I do have a very important question for you.” Thinking the worst, you lose your smile and look down… His joking and smile filled voice is the only reason your smile comes back, “my question is, how quickly can you take your clothes off, pop quiz!”

The last thing he hears is your giggle and “you'll find out soon, Puppy.”

[madame-marauder]

🎀 whaddup motherfuckers 🎀

but actually, hi! i’m happy your here!

my pronouns are she/her, i’m bi, i’m half british but i live in the us (sadly) and you can call me soph or madame marauder, but i’ll respond to anything if you yell it loud enough. also still a minor.

if i say any gender-affiliated term, assume i mean it in a gender neutral way. (girl, bitch, bruh)

if you send me asks for donations i will post the briefer ones but i cannot donate. i wish i could but i am a minor. i encourage everyone else who can to donate and wish you the best of luck

my life consists of books, writing, my debate team, and trying to draw.

fandoms i’m in include the marauders (my babies :’)) rwrb, tsh, ifwwv, les mis and marvel once i finish all the movies. oh and i have an encyclopedic knowledge of most disney princess movies.

i have a 5 rp accounts, @lily-pad-love, @effie-potter, @barty-crouchiest, @marlene-the-queen and @lady-walburga-black (i swear im collecting them like pokémon)

[z0mbieb0ybyersblog]

How Lily Evans met the Marauders

pairing: none really but slight wolfstar (if you squint)

warnings: sweet tooth aching fluff

word count: 1k

ao3 tags: This is a funny short, How Do I Tag, Modern Era, Marauders, light wolfstar, best Lily Evans and Remus Lupin friendship, Best Friends, sweet tooth aching fluff

summary:

the chaotic telling of how Lily Evans met the true (animagus) Marauders

originally posted on ao3

RING. RING. RING.

Remus pulled his phone out of his pocket. “Hey, Lily, Id love to chat, but right now isn’t a good time.”

”Remus wa-“ Lily said before Remus hung up on her.

RING. RING. RING.

“Lily-“ Remus Started as he answered the phone again but was cut off. “Remus! I need your help!” She said urgently. “Oh, merlin is everything okay?” he asked, now feeling bad he had hung up on her before.

”Well, uh, I was driving home , and there was this black dog in the middle of the road rolling around, and I pulled over, and It jumped in my car! And I don’t know what to do 'cause there was a stag following it, and now I'm pulled over on the side of the road with a dog in my car and stag trying to get in it too, ” Lily hurriedly explained.

“A black dog? And a stag..?” Remus asked

”Yeah”

Remus sighed before he replied, “Lily, is there a chance also a rat with them?”

“A rat? No, no rat- OH MERLINS BEARD , THERE IS A RAT!” Lily cried out.

”Lily, can you send me your location.” Remus asked. “Okay..”

“Okay, I’ll be there soon,” Remus said, hanging up the phone.

A couple of hours before Lily had called, Remus was out with the other marauders having a few drinks, but a few turned into many, and many turned into a lot, especially for James and Sirius, and when the twos drunk singing got them eventually kicked out of the bar for the night Remus was stuck paying their bills.

Remus was inside paying the bill when Peter rushed inside, stammering that James and Sirius had run off, and Remus knew they were in their animagus forms because this was not the first time they had done this; Remus told Peter he should try his best to go off where they went as Remus went searching by car; Petter agreed and transformed into his animagus and ran off.

Remus was twenty minutes into his search for the drunken idiots when he got Lily's frantic call and immediately figured his friends had found her before he found them.

—

Lily was now waiting for Remus to show up; she had no clue what was happening. All she knew was there was a stray black dog in her back seat and a stag trying to join it with a rat on its back.

"Oh, come on, please get out of my car. I just want to go home." Lily whined, trying to get the dog out of the car.

While Lily had her focus on the dog, the stag thankfully stopped trying to get into the car, but unluckily, James transformed back into his human self. "Come on Pad- Padfoot, let's go find- uh.. Remus!" James said drunkenly, stumbling over his words. "James- Oh, Merlin James!" Lily said in shock to see her friend now there. "James, thank goodness you're here- wait, where did the stag go?" She asked, looking around and seeing the stag was now nowhere in sight. "Don't be silly, Lily. I'm right here." James laughed.

"James, you're not-" "Yes, I am! Lily, you're so funny!" James laughed, cutting off his friend, "James.. what are you saying?" Lily asked.

"Im an animagus!" James shouted with the biggest grin, but Lily was shocked at what he was saying. "Prongs, you're not supposed to tell anyone!" Sirius laughed from Lily's back seat, and Lily was again surprised to see yet another one of her friends was an animagus. "You- But- No, no way, you can't tell me you two are animagus, there's no way! Next thing you're going to say to me that the rat is- is like Peter or something," Lily stammered, looking at the two boys.

"Well, actually, Lily," A voice said from behind her, and when Lily turned around, she was stunned to see Peter; at that moment, Remus finally showed up, and when he got out of the car, he saw his three friends in non-animagus form surrounding Lily who was deep in thought trying to piece together what was happening.

"Moony!" Sirius shouted, rushing over to Remus to pull him into a hug, and Lily was drawn out of her thoughts. "Remus- I- Did you know? Wait, don't tell me you're a-" Lily asked but was cut off. "Yes, I did know, but no, I'm not an animagus," Remus explained. "Yeah! He's not an animagus; he's a werewolf!" James laughed, and Remus' jaw clenched.

"Peter, can you help these drunk buffoons to the car," Remus asked; Peter nodded, helping the two to the car.

"Remus-" "Look, Lily.. what James said was true, but I promise I didn't want this, and I would never hurt you or anyone. But Lily, I hope you can look at me the same," Remus explained with a lump in his throat; Lily looked at him softly cause she knew he meant it; plus, she knew how he truly was. Remus Lupin was one of the best people she knew; she wished he would realize that.

"Oh, Remus.." Lily said softly as she made her way over to Remus to pull him into a hug. "Remus, I would never view you differently; you are my best friend, and I love you and I will always be there for you, I promise," Lily spoke, and Remus almost started tearing up as he hugged her back.

HONK--

"Moons, moony, lovely moon, love of my life-" Sirius said, honking the cars horn as he also tried to climb out of the car's window, but Peter pulled him back inside.

"Well, I should get going; I gotta bring Peter and drunk dumb and dumber home," Remus said, pulling out of the hug. "Okay.." Lily said as Remus turned to walk away. "Remus, wait!' Lily yelled, and Remus spun around. "Yeah?" "When dumb and dumber wake up with a hangover, wanna go out for coffee so somebody can explain the animagus thing to me?" Lily asked. "Sure," Remus said with a smile.

"Well then.. good night Remus."

"Good night Lily."

[lottiepumpkinofficial]

day 3

chap’s 6,7,8

are we ready?

i’m sat drinking literally the best hot chocolate i’ve ever had while reading today so i’ll probably be in a particularly good mood

i need someone who will hug me as enthusiastically as lola

i love lola, she’s so underrated

i kinda want a version of up from anis perspective like that new twilight book. i feel like it would be so interesting to dig into her psyche and what’s going on in her brain, bc we can assume some things once we find out about saskia, but there’s so many little details and things we never fully get to see

this is so random and i’m probably the only person who’d think of this but micky offers lottie a lollipop- presumably a stripy one- and lottie takes it. often lollipop colouring has carmine (bugs) in it, but lottie doesn’t seem fussed so do you think tompkins is entirely vegetarian?

“childhood friends” mmm sure

okay i know lottie not knowing what partizans are is meant to show how out of place she feels, but it kinda also shows that these kids are a little bit out of touch for assuming everyone knows what they are- i mean they’re specifically relevant to rich and important people, and i know at this point they’re all kids but dude it’s lottie’s first day and they’re assuming either everyone knows what they do or that lottie is also rich. maybe im overthinking this

if i could draw i would draw the three house mothers looking like goddesses (like the princesses in she ra style) next to professor croak as a baked bean

also i regularly forget his name because in my head he is straight up just called baked bean man

honestly baked bean man is such a vibe- stands there letting incredible women be incredible and then just smiles and leaves

once again binah is making sure lottie is up to date with info and doesn’t make her feel bad about it. i love all the binahs in the world

“i wonder if i’ll ever meet one” you already have dear lottie

“i know your secret” and boom, we have stepped fully into our story. i love that this comes right at the end of a chapter, particularly a chapter with a lot of just talking and descriptions because it’s like a mini slap in the face to remind you this is not just a story of a girl at a prestigious school

also once again, we have foreshadowing of lottie’s heritage- this time without even the person who wrote it truly knowing. also “the company of wolves” - lottie is in the company of ‘wolves’ without even knowing it at this point ahhh it’s just so clever when you look really deeply

of all the things to choose from the breakfast she grabs a piece of toast? not even a croissant or something that you can still eat on the go??

okay as much as i’m lottie, im also very ms kuma. actually i think connie must have secretly stalked me while writing the books /j

“‘Holy chocolate biscuit!’” best line

ugh maths class flashbacks i’m so glad i never have to do maths classes again

i wanna hear people’s theories about the red dragonfly and the frog. since red is conch- resolute-brave, maybe it’s suggesting lottie’s struggling to be brave

or maybe ani is the “delicate red dragonfly”, and this whole princess business is hurting her

also the dragonfly is on a lily pad, which we now know to be symbolic of lottie and her heritage

“the dragonfly is generally associated with the symbolic meaning of transformation” - googled

so change has come to lottie and it’s been eaten. i suppose on a simpler level it mostly symbolises her struggles with moving to rosewood

anyway, we’ve now got tension on a few levels and it’s starting to amp up a little- ellie has a surprise, there’s the “present”, lottie feels out of place and now people think she’s a princess. once you get to this point in the book you’re not putting it down, from here on out there’s a question for every answer and new threads to follow. we are the dragonfly, and connie glynn is the frog

[celestie0]

Im the college gojo anon again (actually fuck it I'm 🪷anon from now on because I love bombarding your mentions and I'll be present to spam your asks each time you post something) and I feel bad now bec I just saw the anon didn't mean it as hate but it was actually something cute😭 4 jjk writers I follow whose works I loveee had been getting crap ton of anon hate for some time on my timeline so I assumed it was yet another case.

I'm sorry for reading it wrong anon no. 2 you are not suffering from absent father syndrome I need to check into a psych ward asap🧍🏻‍♀️ this is an olive branch from me🫂

Also I feel like we anons need to congregate at your home or something because everyone has such wrinkly brains and cute headcanons and you're the worst (and I mean this sweetly) enabler 😭 don't feed my delusions you do not know what demonic creature you've called forth with this magic. But thank you for indulging us every time we run to you with some thoughts, that must take a significant amount of time and attention!! You're so sweet ily ofc I'll be your #1 inbox warrior😙

hahaa hiii bb omg thats a cute emoji you chose 🥺💕 is that a lily pad? also YAAAY SO HAPPY AB THAT I LOVE SEEIN UR ASKS <333

n awww thats ok tbh idk if the second anon was the same anon lol n also my initial reaction to the first ask was def mixed and/or thought it was a teensy bit hostile too bahha 🤣 you’re too sweet for immediately wanting to come to my defense though 😭💕

OMD I’d LOVE THAT SM A LIL ANON TEA PARTY 😩 BUT YOURE SO RIGHT OMG the asks ive been getting recently are so good im like damn i hope you guys plan to start writing fanfics someday bc i’d eat that shit up haha w the ideas n reflections yall are spittin in my inbox pls

i am unfortunately indeed a delusion enabler 😞 we cannot escape that darkness here. but i will 100% hear u out always n hit ya back w the same delusional energy 😍 LOL

aaa ofc bb i just genuinely love interacting w everyone so its just a lot of fun 🥺💕 you’re so sweet n i love u too <33

imma match your lily pad w a frog ehhe

- ellie 🐸

i rly hope thats a lily pad cuz if not then this is embarrassing