#im actually cackling at this

[mayaheronthorn]

LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING

Remember when Kit sent Ty that Christmas gift??? We don't know when Kit wrote that recent unsent letter but WE KNOW THAT HIS FEELINGS (anger at Ty for changing) PROBABLY DIDN'T CHANGE IN THOSE 3 YEARS SO TELL ME WHY THIS MOTHERFUCKER STILL SENT TY A GIFT FOR CHRISTMAS?????

GET UPPPPPPP

[missdcalls]

he was beginning to regret his choices in friends. after losing a bet, albeit a stupid one, he was stuck honoring his end of the bargain. isaac wasn't one to weasel his way out of things, even when he lost. face is beat red as he walks around, not expecting an audience - and most certainly not freddie. "who the fuck invited him? tell me, someone took his phone, because he's most likely to fucking blast this everywhere." looks over at the other, eyes wide. "i'm not wearing this by choice, i swear." // @mysteryoflovc

💌 VALENTINES DAY PROMPTS 💌 freddie catches isaac in lingerie.

[5mary5]

Mc and solomon getting steamy with each other and solomon getting ready to take his pants off when suddenly mc asks solomon are you sure it still works??👀👀" while pointing to his groin and solomon being just 🤨 or 😱

[paimt]

this is yaoi to you freaks, right?

[xxplastic-cubexx]

it doesnt need to be said but its genuinely so funny how at-the-hip charles and erik are in krakoa like they really had the green light- the OBLIGATION- to be as obnoxiously close to each other as possible and abused that right to the fullest extent

[soulzerofever]

paaahhhhhht nuuuummbaaah threeeeeeee

part 1! || part 2!

[silverskye13]

“Average hermit has at least two helsmits” factoid actually just statistical error. Average hermit has one helsmit. Problems Georg (Xisuma), whose has 10,000 problems and a helsmit to go with each of them, is an outlier adn should not have been counted.

"What? Deal with them? I'm already collecting them like Pokemon Wels, I don't think they need their own trading cards. Though, I think Evil X wanted to get involved with TCG... That's not what you meant? I'm sorry Wels, I'm not sure I follow. Fight them? Odds would be a little unfair I think, they do outnumber me. Besides, I sort of prefer minigames to straight PVP. Oh! I think Evil Axolotlsuma was planning on coming over next week to learn some auto crafter stuff. Maybe I'll ask him if he wants to make a mini game with me. Why are you face-palming? What do you mean 'this is ridiculous'? Wels? Come back. It's rude to leave mid conversation, you know--"

[triona-tribblescore]

PLLLEEEASSEEE LOOK AT HOW FUNNY THIS IS. (This was under one of my posts of Leo saying "I like men :D")

AND THEN SOMEONE ELSE COMMENTED ON THE ART

LIKE-

[bunabi]

the most cooked strings of sentences ive ever seen in my life

give me the strength to stay outta search

[crispytubes]

GRHRHHHRHHHHH GRHRHRHHRFHHHHHHHHHH

i want to smooch your human bill so bad.

I HAVE NO REGRETS SAYING THAT MUAHAHAYAYAY

[squeakadeeks]

sulu's two strategies for major depressive episodes are either going to grad school or finding the metaphysical projection of a 4D laplace equation and going to bonesville

(to be honest these blips have mostly been expression practice + trying style mimicry w/ studio trigger stuff but theyre fun)

[onegianthotmess]

Theo, if you want to keep your friends, listen to your big brother.

Vincent may be babie, but he’s also more socially intelligent than you-

[vampiric-succulent]

If I had a nickel for every time some guy in a Dungeons and Dragons show/stream shouted “my erogenous zone!” I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it’s happened twice

[lil-vibes]

[clowningcrows]

was looking at a spotify playlist called “gen z political revolution” and two of the first songs on the playlist were The Man and You Need to Calm Down by taylor swift………