#im a professional shitposter

[auguste-marmonts-only-fan]

Cursed marmont doodle dump

What can I say....I was in a drawing mood 😭

I assaulted the discord server with these 💀💀💀

Will you guys ever forgive me ? 🥺

Ps. Vicenzo Dandolo tea is explained in the comments

[threestripeslider]

ppl making comparison fanart between omo!Leonardo and MNMC!Leon is literally so funny to me bc initially i told CJ as a joke like „these two should never meet“ bc the potential of them is too funny; they would be besties, they would be worsties, they could help heal each other, they could make each other worse, like i genuinely believe Leonardo would call Leon a „depressed bitch“ like a hypocrite and get himself punched in the face but also they would sit together, get wasted and cry about their families, anyway never leave them together unsupervised

[diaryofnishtha]

No matter how much old and mature I get still I won't be able to eat burger without making a mess

[syntaxfraud]

So, you're autistic? What are your Hyperfixations? And dont say

Space

Oceans

Bugs

Biology

Zoology

Tally hall

Guns

My Little Pony

Metal (at least for me ig?)

Trains

Object heads

BFDI

Hazbin Hotel

Helluva Boss

WW1/2

collecting things (specifically rocks or bugs)

Math (You are a nightmare and menace to humanity if you like that)

Odetari

6arelyhuman

Cars

Military

Drawing

Painting

Crafting

Undertale

Any kids show

Aliens

Vampires

Psychology

Stop motion

Legos

Animating

[anaagainstallodds]

Please god, make me the biggest star the world has ever seen

✩ who are you?Im an Angel ✩ What's your name? satan (it's from a movie ig, I don't support the devil please my dear Karen's don't harrass me) !!MASTERLIST!! ˚　　　　✦Ana|her|bisexual　　　.　　. 　 ˚　. ✦6teen|taurus　　　 　˚　　　　 .✦enfp|4w5　　　.   　　˚　　 　　*　　 　　　　　.　　.　　　　˚ 　　　　 ˚　.˚　 　　　　　.　　. 　 ˚　.　　'　 　.　 　　　　 ── ⁠✷ ──

I had a vision, vision of nails in my kitchen

⋆˚࿔ 𝜗𝜚˚⋆Im new on Tumblr, you can call me ana or angel, I mostly use it for loa inspiration,shifting motivation,and yeah Do expect alot of yap and feel free to ask me for advice or anything, I love talking.⋆˚࿔ 𝜗𝜚˚

I'll be using my tags

#angel's dr intros 🎀 for my dr intros

And #the ana-phase🧬 for stuff that I rant about

#anananana🌺 for just random shit

dni if: homophobic, transphobic, racist, if you don't care about the people dying in Palestine, congo, etc, anyone whos so religious its toxic or people who hate on religions, I don't like men thank you (just the creepy ones please stay away, I have a taser 🥰), anti shifters

[bunnyb-ee]

Just so you know I'm not in fact a 16 year old girl I am a phantom and I was just 14 when my parents built a very strange machine it was designed to view a world unseen when it didn't quite work his folk they just quit but the I took a look inside of it it was a great big flash of things changing my molecular got all rearranged when I first wock up I realized I had snow white hair and glowing green eyes I could walk through walls disappear and fly I was much more unique than the other guys and it was then I knew what I had to do i hade to stop all the ghost from coming through im here to fight for me and you

[13tinysocks]

Creepypasta/mh headcanons I can't fucking stand 🥰🥰 aka me dunking 80% of the fandoms head in a shitpost toilet xoxo if u disagree you hate lesbians xoxo

(literally made this draft 2 years ago and its still fucking true)

Fratboy toby (literally didn't finish highschool was bullied actual fucking loser 🦞)

Baby-ish tim titty sucking Toby (grown men with ass hair)

Twink Toby. (Has a hairy pussy)

Punk xvirus (where did u guys even get this he's like a sickly victorian child)

Brian/hoodie being hyper agrressive (he's an aloof psychopath imo like if u hates u he doesn't sexually assault u sry ;/ he hides your epi pen and puts shit ur allergic to in your lunch)

Dom tim/Masky (CLEARLY GETS PEGGED)

Hettie Liu (fag)

Them dating cops/investigators/military/boot lickers in general (actual criminals who love shoplifting and hate fighting over oil)

Eyeless jack but he can see with eyes or demon bullshit (fuck you)

Gay and misogynistic eyeless jack (yes, this is real)

Ben drowned. That's it I just hate every Ben headcannon.

Just wired hyper dommy rapey shit in general. I get you wanna write bdsm pointed stuff guys but rape rly isn't how to do it on God.

Yandere anything (makes everyone the same cookie cutter whacko with no sensible motive and also a generally ableist trope)

Jane loving Jeff (😀)

Jeff being suave. (Tells people to kill themselves on Twitter. Doesn't wash ass)

Offender man 🧍

Barbed cat dick jack (a lot of jack sexual hcs are so virgincore it's insane do you even realize what an anitomically correct barbed cock would feel like? Cats howl during sex because it is incredibly painful)

The phrase sloppy pussy

"""""""""""kitten"""""""""" ok virgin

Any of them smelling nice (piss in the woods don't clean foreskin)

Every headcannon (I know the truth Slenderman told me all the hot goss frfr)

[nyaskitten]

I uhm. found out which fictional character I look like today...

[sparring-spirals]

Thanks to the one and only Sam Riegel now when I say "God I loved that fake radio play ad Sam did" I have to specify if its the one with the fishbowl and the detective or the one with the adultery and the murder.

[goddess-of-eyes]

Splatoon community rn be like

[sundial-bee-scribbles]

"my education is my highest priority" everything returns to vocaloid

[auguste-marmonts-only-fan]

Another day, another cursed doodle 😭🙏💀

[heisen-heimer]

I started journaling the other day and after about an hour and 1.5 pages I saw my notebook... and it was just the first 30 mins of my day....

i cant even stop yapping in my journal help

[tshxrin]

ren lore!!!!

good morning (its 11pm rn as im typing this), welcome back to my yapping, im gonna drop some latest ren lore 😘😘; tbh im not gonna lie i forgot I had tumblr for a hot minute LMAOAO, i was locked in since school is lowkey assfucking me rn, but besides the point!!!!, I keep yapping here (not that anyone cares, or cares enough to read), these are my archives, someday in the future, I better have a disorder named after me. ANYWAY BACK TO THE TOPIC hello!!!!!, welcome, or welcome back, if you're reading this i love you. tbh I feel like I often have trouble voicing out my feelings, considering the fact i find it 'cheesy' to express them? so thats why your girl is ranting on a tumblr blog😝😝. lore has been CRAZY, as of now, i think about 3-4 months ago I just cut everyone off, online mainly (fake ass bitches bro istg.) and I decided to focus on things that mattered (valorant, joke; i was focusing on my studies!) so i guess burnout finally caught up to me, my schedule is so packed I just wanna crawl out of my skin suit and transcend into another dimension, but oh well, sky is the limit for man, afterall. anyways my seatmate is a real one bro, she uses my slang and humor like omfg?!??!?!, i recently got back on social media, idk what i was on all those months ago, talking w people i know damn well weren't the people i should be talking with, but oh well. either way, im going to drop some drama in here, people are surprisingly jealous of me!! (3.) some crusty ass classmates tho so im not surprised tbh, she got so mad and jealous she shittalked about me w her friends, and then her friends confronted me and I made her friends turn against her LMFAO (p.s: i was not the bad guy here, girl had major victim issues, and she made it seem like i hated her, when infact i do not even acknowledge her existence, {im a nice person- for the most part}), so currently i've a decent friend group? but still, recently i found out one of the guys i used to talk to, who i was in a situationship w, or whatever (putting emphasis on WAS.) apparently bro was lying the entire time, he acted innocent pretending he was loyal and shit but turns out he had women irl too, its ok i didnt cry i would never cry over that dog face ran through piece of burning dumpster dog shit ass bitch smh smh. (he made me hate all men, except the ones who dont exist ofc, [shoutout to geto suguru i fw you heavy]),, EITHER WAYYY, im gonna try to yap more here, becus yes :3, i didnt choose the yapping lifestyle the yapping lifestyle chose mee!!!!!!

tysm for reading till here lets take a moment to appreciate my beautiful prince geto suguru tyvm

LOOK AT MY BEAUTIFUL AWESOME RADIANT AMAZING WONDERFUL CHARISMATIC BREATHTAKING CHARMING ALLURING LOVEABLE ADORABLE PERFECT GORGEOUS AWE-STRIKING KISSABLE HUGGABLE KING goodnight :3

[chin-chin-chu]

Favorite hobby: making decisions that I'm going to regret later 🥱

[forget-me-maybe]

i'm still not fully used to tumblr these days like BACK IN MY DAYS the dash was in chronological order and if i reloaded it'd just get me the newest posts from those i followed but not there an alGORITHM? or something? what is happening? can i change it? i lose so many posts. how pls