#im a professional shitposter
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Cursed marmont doodle dump
What can I say....I was in a drawing mood 😭
I assaulted the discord server with these 💀💀💀
Will you guys ever forgive me ? 🥺
Ps. Vicenzo Dandolo tea is explained in the comments
#napoleonic era#auguste de marmont#napoleon#marmont#napoleonic wars#auguste marmont#im losing my damn mind#history memes#memes#my art#stupid doodles#doodle dump#marmont shitposting#i have a love-hate relationship with the fact marmont had a mullet in the 1790s#Vicenzo Dandolo#Anne Marie Hortense Perregaux#im sorry....i just had too#😭😭😭#someone should put me down like a old mut/j#i promise im cooking up an actual post soon#i will have content soon#damn i have to finish reading his memoirs.....oh well better procrastinate by drawing him being silly 🤷#VICNEZO YOU HAD THAT COMING#THAT FERMENTED FARMER TWINK DESERVES DEATH 👹👹👹#napoleonic memes#😔🙏#im a professional shitposter#amen
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"2012 April is an annoying pick me"
Lick my nuts, Suck my balls 🗣️🗣️🗣️💥💥💥💥‼️‼️‼️
#teenage mutant ninja turtles#april 2012#2012 tmnt#tmnt 2012#tmnt 2012 april#april o'neil tmnt#april o'neil#tmnt april#hot take#im so funny#im just being silly#just being me#so real#professional yapper#just yappin#certified yapper#yap yap yap#shit post#shitpost#shit post while shiting
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Please god, make me the biggest star the world has ever seen
✩ who are you?Im an Angel ✩ What's your name? satan (it's from a movie ig, I don't support the devil please my dear Karen's don't harrass me) !!MASTERLIST!! ˚ ✦Ana|her|bisexual . . ˚ . ✦6teen|taurus ˚ .✦enfp|4w5 . ˚ * . . ˚ ˚ .˚ . . ˚ . ' . ── ✷ ──
I had a vision, vision of nails in my kitchen
⋆˚࿔ 𝜗𝜚˚⋆Im new on Tumblr, you can call me ana or angel, I mostly use it for loa inspiration,shifting motivation,and yeah Do expect alot of yap and feel free to ask me for advice or anything, I love talking.⋆˚࿔ 𝜗𝜚˚
I'll be using my tags
#angel's dr intros 🎀 for my dr intros
And #the ana-phase🧬 for stuff that I rant about
#anananana🌺 for just random shit
#anaswer🦩 for asks
dni if: homophobic, transphobic, racist, if you don't care about the people dying in Palestine, congo, etc, anyone whos so religious its toxic or people who hate on religions, I don't like men thank you (just the creepy ones please stay away, I have a taser 🥰), and creepos like fuck off, anti shifters
#loa tumblr#im just a girl#okay#shitpost#reality shifting#shiftblr#shifting community#desired reality#quantum jumping#professional yapper#certified yapper#intro post#advice#angel's dr intros🎀#anananana🌺#the ana-phase🧬#shifting#shifting blog#shifters#reality shifting community#shifting consciousness#shifting reality#anaswer🦩
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So, you're autistic? What are your Hyperfixations? And dont say
Space
Oceans
Bugs
Biology
Zoology
Tally hall
Guns
My Little Pony
Metal (at least for me ig?)
Trains
Object heads
BFDI
Hazbin Hotel
Helluva Boss
WW1/2
collecting things (specifically rocks or bugs)
Math (You are a nightmare and menace to humanity if you like that)
Odetari
6arelyhuman
Cars
Military
Drawing
Painting
Crafting
Undertale
Any kids show
Aliens
Vampires
Psychology
Stop motion
Legos
Animating
#autismhyperfixations#autism memes#actually autistic#in case some dude says that this post is stereotypical I am literally a professionally diagnosed autistic person#tumblr memes#im watching yall#fresh memes#memes#cursed#trending#shitpost
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i had a vision that could not be ignored
#kamen rider buffa#despite being a semi-professional video editor. i used a website. im not doing all that for a midnight shitpost
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my knees are weak and i collapse onto the ground in front of you. my body can hardly keep me standing… i look up at you with a pleading gaze and i lick my lips seductively, white liquid dripping slowly from them (i have rabies)
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"my education is my highest priority" everything returns to vocaloid
#delete later#shitpost#vocaloid#?? idk i might keep it up. yes ik turning off rbs is a thing now technically but i always keep forgetting and also naaaah.#i might go edit proper tags in later just bc i dont this to show up in main pages but i needdddddd the organization on here#i made this a while back procrastinating on a linguistics reading and then never posted it#AND THE CIRCLE IS COMPLETE BC IM POSTING IT NOW WHILE PROCRASTINATING ON ANOTHER LINGUISTICS READING LMAOO#dudeee i gotta lock in. oh my god. its so bad up in here triple assault. i cant focus on SHIT. WHY DO I ALWAYS GET IDEAS WHEN IM BUSY AHGHH#this might be revealing a bit too much info but pls this is legit what happened LMAOO 😭🥴#we're starting ipa alphabet stuff now and im like 'hey i already know you...' from phoneme fuckery ive had to do for voca shitposts#knowing linguistics is cool cause u get to dissect what makes languages work and i thought that'd be genuinely helpful for things#like i plan to do more english/spanish translation work specifically so yuh. but also I KNOW internally in my heart...#despite trying to give the professional justifications I KNOW my stupid ass is secretly just absorbing all this knowledge for voca purposes#my brand of shitposting goes against the very origin of the word since 'shitposting' originally refers to very low effort low quality memes#so there's been a semantic shift in definition even outside of mine but i still think its really funny. i put a lot of genuine hard work#into making stupid little jokes to amuse primarily myself and maybe anyone else who finds it on the internet. so yea#no but genuinely though its unironically incredible how much shit i've learned direct or indirectly for vocaloid shitposting purposes
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Just so you know I'm not in fact a 16 year old girl I am a phantom and I was just 14 when my parents built a very strange machine it was designed to view a world unseen when it didn't quite work his folk they just quit but the I took a look inside of it it was a great big flash of things changing my molecular got all rearranged when I first wock up I realized I had snow white hair and glowing green eyes I could walk through walls disappear and fly I was much more unique than the other guys and it was then I knew what I had to do i hade to stop all the ghost from coming through im here to fight for me and you
#danny phantom#shitpost#im just a girl#phantom#i make myself laugh#lol#I love the show it used to give me nightmares#My mom had the house blessed after the show gave me nightmares#by a professional priest
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Creepypasta/mh headcanons I can't fucking stand 🥰🥰 aka me dunking 80% of the fandoms head in a shitpost toilet xoxo if u disagree you hate lesbians xoxo
(literally made this draft 2 years ago and its still fucking true)
Fratboy toby (literally didn't finish highschool was bullied actual fucking loser 🦞)
Baby-ish tim titty sucking Toby (grown men with ass hair)
Twink Toby. (Has a hairy pussy)
Punk xvirus (where did u guys even get this he's like a sickly victorian child)
Brian/hoodie being hyper agrressive (he's an aloof psychopath imo like if u hates u he doesn't sexually assault u sry ;/ he hides your epi pen and puts shit ur allergic to in your lunch)
Dom tim/Masky (CLEARLY GETS PEGGED)
Hettie Liu (fag)
Them dating cops/investigators/military/boot lickers in general (actual criminals who love shoplifting and hate fighting over oil)
Eyeless jack but he can see with eyes or demon bullshit (fuck you)
Gay and misogynistic eyeless jack (yes, this is real)
Ben drowned. That's it I just hate every Ben headcannon.
Just wired hyper dommy rapey shit in general. I get you wanna write bdsm pointed stuff guys but rape rly isn't how to do it on God.
Yandere anything (makes everyone the same cookie cutter whacko with no sensible motive and also a generally ableist trope)
Jane loving Jeff (😀)
Jeff being suave. (Tells people to kill themselves on Twitter. Doesn't wash ass)
Offender man 🧍
Barbed cat dick jack (a lot of jack sexual hcs are so virgincore it's insane do you even realize what an anitomically correct barbed cock would feel like? Cats howl during sex because it is incredibly painful)
The phrase sloppy pussy
"""""""""""kitten"""""""""" ok virgin
Any of them smelling nice (piss in the woods don't clean foreskin)
Every headcannon (I know the truth Slenderman told me all the hot goss frfr)
#im not looking to fight i just cant stand a lot of popular stuff in the fanfic side of the fandom :/ and im a professional hater#f slur#creepypasta x reader#creepypasta#like deadass im not attacking u. i am just some homo who writes a lot and has a complex abt it#gay people am i right#but also this is partly shitpost#shitposting#can you guys tell i was PISSED at creepybiday at 2020 for their headcannons and the general cpp hc space#this is SO fuckign funny in retrospect
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I uhm. found out which fictional character I look like today...
#black professionally added by me#only difference is skintone#im not white#im brown#very light brown but#not white#i also have the hooked nose so .#but this is funny nonethelesss#raine's shitposting
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You've done very silly doodles of Akos, have you ever done any for any of your other characters?
I shockingly have not really of lae, not to the same quality anyway LOL I have one drawing i did aptly named "Laeyonetta" thanks to a really funny joke Moxie made a few years ago that one day I'll redo
But i have either in relation to friends characters, goofs to the ffxiv dnd campaign I'm dming, and even myself!
#jace noises#digital art#I'm a professional shitposter#im actually still really proud of that chicken nugget Titan#and the juice box faerie for Moxie#which is actually a reoccurring meme every time i draw her#im sorry its been dry the last couple weeks#im doing better now so im continuing some projects i started#look forward to those#ffxiv#loz
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Another day, another cursed doodle 😭🙏💀
#auguste de marmont#napoleonic era#napoleon#marmont#napoleonic wars#im losing my damn mind#history memes#memes#my art#marmont shitposting#whats wrong with me#i was just doodling#and MADE THIS MONSTROSITY 😭😭😭😭#RIZZMONT#i promise that one day u will draw something 💀#I PROMISE ONE DAY I WILL HAVE ACTUAL CONTENT 😭😭😭😭#im a professional marmont shitposter 😔🙏#napoleonic memes#😭😭😭😭#I SHOULD REALLY STOP 👹👹👹👹#did he rizz you up? 😳
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Splatoon community rn be like
#splatoon#splatoon 3#shitpost#splash-o-matic#neo splash#i know it looks like shit im not a professional at this lol
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I started journaling the other day and after about an hour and 1.5 pages I saw my notebook... and it was just the first 30 mins of my day....
i cant even stop yapping in my journal help
#journaling#textpost#dark academia#yapping#professional yapper#i need help#lol shitpost#shit post#y2k#im just a girl#tumblr aesthetic#journals#diary#gay#idk why i do this#ugh why#gen z problems
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Favorite hobby: making decisions that I'm going to regret later 🥱
#desiblr#desi household#desi tag#desiblogger#being desi#life sux#i wanna cry#shitpost#miss professional yapper#why im like this
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i'm still not fully used to tumblr these days like BACK IN MY DAYS the dash was in chronological order and if i reloaded it'd just get me the newest posts from those i followed but not there an alGORITHM? or something? what is happening? can i change it? i lose so many posts. how pls
#forget yaps#and whenever I follow a new blog I only get posts from that one in my following#i also forgot to tell you all I'm a professional shitposter and will write the first thing that comes to mind all day all night#and so many posts im like ill get back to that later and then I never see them again#and so many posts I see ALL THE TIME#idgi
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