#im a professional shitposter
Explore tagged Tumblr posts
Text
Cursed marmont doodle dump
What can I say....I was in a drawing mood 😭
I assaulted the discord server with these 💀💀💀
Will you guys ever forgive me ? 🥺
Ps. Vicenzo Dandolo tea is explained in the comments
#napoleonic era#auguste de marmont#napoleon#marmont#napoleonic wars#auguste marmont#im losing my damn mind#history memes#memes#my art#stupid doodles#doodle dump#marmont shitposting#i have a love-hate relationship with the fact marmont had a mullet in the 1790s#Vicenzo Dandolo#Anne Marie Hortense Perregaux#im sorry....i just had too#😭😭😭#someone should put me down like a old mut/j#i promise im cooking up an actual post soon#i will have content soon#damn i have to finish reading his memoirs.....oh well better procrastinate by drawing him being silly 🤷#VICNEZO YOU HAD THAT COMING#THAT FERMENTED FARMER TWINK DESERVES DEATH 👹👹👹#napoleonic memes#😔🙏#im a professional shitposter#amen
83 notes
·
View notes
Text
"2012 April is an annoying pick me"
Lick my nuts, Suck my balls 🗣️🗣️🗣️💥💥💥💥‼️‼️‼️
#teenage mutant ninja turtles#april 2012#2012 tmnt#tmnt 2012#tmnt 2012 april#april o'neil tmnt#april o'neil#tmnt april#hot take#im so funny#im just being silly#just being me#so real#professional yapper#just yappin#certified yapper#yap yap yap#shit post#shitpost#shit post while shiting
17 notes
·
View notes
Text
Please god, make me the biggest star the world has ever seen
✩ who are you?Im an Angel ✩ What's your name? satan (it's from a movie ig, I don't support the devil please my dear Karen's don't harrass me) !!MASTERLIST!! ˚ ✦Ana|her|bisexual . . ˚ . ✦6teen|taurus ˚ .✦enfp|4w5 . ˚ * . . ˚ ˚ .˚ . . ˚ . ' . ── ✷ ──
I had a vision, vision of nails in my kitchen
⋆˚࿔ 𝜗𝜚˚⋆Im new on Tumblr, you can call me ana or angel, I mostly use it for loa inspiration,shifting motivation,and yeah Do expect alot of yap and feel free to ask me for advice or anything, I love talking.⋆˚࿔ 𝜗𝜚˚
I'll be using my tags
#angel's dr intros 🎀 for my dr intros
And #the ana-phase🧬 for stuff that I rant about
#anananana🌺 for just random shit
#anaswer🦩 for asks
dni if: homophobic, transphobic, racist, if you don't care about the people dying in Palestine, congo, etc, anyone whos so religious its toxic or people who hate on religions, I don't like men thank you (just the creepy ones please stay away, I have a taser 🥰), and creepos like fuck off, anti shifters
#loa tumblr#im just a girl#okay#shitpost#reality shifting#shiftblr#shifting community#desired reality#quantum jumping#professional yapper#certified yapper#intro post#advice#angel's dr intros🎀#anananana🌺#the ana-phase🧬#shifting#shifting blog#shifters#reality shifting community#shifting consciousness#shifting reality#anaswer🦩
27 notes
·
View notes
Text
ppl making comparison fanart between omo!Leonardo and MNMC!Leon is literally so funny to me bc initially i told CJ as a joke like „these two should never meet“ bc the potential of them is too funny; they would be besties, they would be worsties, they could help heal each other, they could make each other worse, like i genuinely believe Leonardo would call Leon a „depressed bitch“ like a hypocrite and get himself punched in the face but also they would sit together, get wasted and cry about their families, anyway never leave them together unsupervised
#rottmnt#rottmnt movie#future leo#turtle files: shitpost#mnmc#mutant ninja midlife crisis#odd man out#omo#as a professional depression haver; i am Leonardo in this case#cant let anyone know i have FEELINGS so im just gonna make jokes and hope i wont cry#these old peepaws need to sit down and TALK#i promise i will get there but i want fluff angst and shenanigans all at the same time its horrible
623 notes
·
View notes
Text
i am going to try posting art now, greetings :]
#kasane teto#重音テト#utauloid#utau fanart#utau#teto utau#teto kasane#teto fanart#vocal synth#how do i tag things#im not used to tumblr and im scared i will do something wrong#i made an art blog but do i even need to?#i think tumblr is mostly for more “professional” posting while twitter is good for short shitposts i think#hi ho kermit the frog here back with another unboxing video#i should stop#my art
19 notes
·
View notes
Text
So, you're autistic? What are your Hyperfixations? And dont say
Space
Oceans
Bugs
Biology
Zoology
Tally hall
Guns
My Little Pony
Metal (at least for me ig?)
Trains
Object heads
BFDI
Hazbin Hotel
Helluva Boss
WW1/2
collecting things (specifically rocks or bugs)
Math (You are a nightmare and menace to humanity if you like that)
Odetari
6arelyhuman
Cars
Military
Drawing
Painting
Crafting
Undertale
Any kids show
Aliens
Vampires
Psychology
Stop motion
Legos
Animating
#autismhyperfixations#autism memes#actually autistic#in case some dude says that this post is stereotypical I am literally a professionally diagnosed autistic person#tumblr memes#im watching yall#fresh memes#memes#cursed#trending#shitpost
13 notes
·
View notes
Text
"my education is my highest priority" everything returns to vocaloid
#delete later#shitpost#vocaloid#?? idk i might keep it up. yes ik turning off rbs is a thing now technically but i always keep forgetting and also naaaah.#i might go edit proper tags in later just bc i dont this to show up in main pages but i needdddddd the organization on here#i made this a while back procrastinating on a linguistics reading and then never posted it#AND THE CIRCLE IS COMPLETE BC IM POSTING IT NOW WHILE PROCRASTINATING ON ANOTHER LINGUISTICS READING LMAOO#dudeee i gotta lock in. oh my god. its so bad up in here triple assault. i cant focus on SHIT. WHY DO I ALWAYS GET IDEAS WHEN IM BUSY AHGHH#this might be revealing a bit too much info but pls this is legit what happened LMAOO 😭🥴#we're starting ipa alphabet stuff now and im like 'hey i already know you...' from phoneme fuckery ive had to do for voca shitposts#knowing linguistics is cool cause u get to dissect what makes languages work and i thought that'd be genuinely helpful for things#like i plan to do more english/spanish translation work specifically so yuh. but also I KNOW internally in my heart...#despite trying to give the professional justifications I KNOW my stupid ass is secretly just absorbing all this knowledge for voca purposes#my brand of shitposting goes against the very origin of the word since 'shitposting' originally refers to very low effort low quality memes#so there's been a semantic shift in definition even outside of mine but i still think its really funny. i put a lot of genuine hard work#into making stupid little jokes to amuse primarily myself and maybe anyone else who finds it on the internet. so yea#no but genuinely though its unironically incredible how much shit i've learned direct or indirectly for vocaloid shitposting purposes
12 notes
·
View notes
Text
Just so you know I'm not in fact a 16 year old girl I am a phantom and I was just 14 when my parents built a very strange machine it was designed to view a world unseen when it didn't quite work his folk they just quit but the I took a look inside of it it was a great big flash of things changing my molecular got all rearranged when I first wock up I realized I had snow white hair and glowing green eyes I could walk through walls disappear and fly I was much more unique than the other guys and it was then I knew what I had to do i hade to stop all the ghost from coming through im here to fight for me and you
#danny phantom#shitpost#im just a girl#phantom#i make myself laugh#lol#I love the show it used to give me nightmares#My mom had the house blessed after the show gave me nightmares#by a professional priest
7 notes
·
View notes
Text
my knees are weak and i collapse onto the ground in front of you. my body can hardly keep me standing… i look up at you with a pleading gaze and i lick my lips seductively, white liquid dripping slowly from them (i have rabies)
6 notes
·
View notes
Text
Creepypasta/mh headcanons I can't fucking stand 🥰🥰 aka me dunking 80% of the fandoms head in a shitpost toilet xoxo if u disagree you hate lesbians xoxo
(literally made this draft 2 years ago and its still fucking true)
Fratboy toby (literally didn't finish highschool was bullied actual fucking loser 🦞)
Baby-ish tim titty sucking Toby (grown men with ass hair)
Twink Toby. (Has a hairy pussy)
Punk xvirus (where did u guys even get this he's like a sickly victorian child)
Brian/hoodie being hyper agrressive (he's an aloof psychopath imo like if u hates u he doesn't sexually assault u sry ;/ he hides your epi pen and puts shit ur allergic to in your lunch)
Dom tim/Masky (CLEARLY GETS PEGGED)
Hettie Liu (fag)
Them dating cops/investigators/military/boot lickers in general (actual criminals who love shoplifting and hate fighting over oil)
Eyeless jack but he can see with eyes or demon bullshit (fuck you)
Gay and misogynistic eyeless jack (yes, this is real)
Ben drowned. That's it I just hate every Ben headcannon.
Just wired hyper dommy rapey shit in general. I get you wanna write bdsm pointed stuff guys but rape rly isn't how to do it on God.
Yandere anything (makes everyone the same cookie cutter whacko with no sensible motive and also a generally ableist trope)
Jane loving Jeff (😀)
Jeff being suave. (Tells people to kill themselves on Twitter. Doesn't wash ass)
Offender man 🧍
Barbed cat dick jack (a lot of jack sexual hcs are so virgincore it's insane do you even realize what an anitomically correct barbed cock would feel like? Cats howl during sex because it is incredibly painful)
The phrase sloppy pussy
"""""""""""kitten"""""""""" ok virgin
Any of them smelling nice (piss in the woods don't clean foreskin)
Every headcannon (I know the truth Slenderman told me all the hot goss frfr)
#im not looking to fight i just cant stand a lot of popular stuff in the fanfic side of the fandom :/ and im a professional hater#f slur#creepypasta x reader#creepypasta#like deadass im not attacking u. i am just some homo who writes a lot and has a complex abt it#gay people am i right#but also this is partly shitpost#shitposting#can you guys tell i was PISSED at creepybiday at 2020 for their headcannons and the general cpp hc space#this is SO fuckign funny in retrospect
47 notes
·
View notes
Text
I uhm. found out which fictional character I look like today...
#black professionally added by me#only difference is skintone#im not white#im brown#very light brown but#not white#i also have the hooked nose so .#but this is funny nonethelesss#raine's shitposting
23 notes
·
View notes
Text
Another day, another cursed doodle 😭🙏💀
#auguste de marmont#napoleonic era#napoleon#marmont#napoleonic wars#im losing my damn mind#history memes#memes#my art#marmont shitposting#whats wrong with me#i was just doodling#and MADE THIS MONSTROSITY 😭😭😭😭#RIZZMONT#i promise that one day u will draw something 💀#I PROMISE ONE DAY I WILL HAVE ACTUAL CONTENT 😭😭😭😭#im a professional marmont shitposter 😔🙏#napoleonic memes#😭😭😭😭#I SHOULD REALLY STOP 👹👹👹👹#did he rizz you up? 😳
70 notes
·
View notes
Text
Splatoon community rn be like
#splatoon#splatoon 3#shitpost#splash-o-matic#neo splash#i know it looks like shit im not a professional at this lol
68 notes
·
View notes
Text
I started journaling the other day and after about an hour and 1.5 pages I saw my notebook... and it was just the first 30 mins of my day....
i cant even stop yapping in my journal help
#journaling#textpost#dark academia#yapping#professional yapper#i need help#lol shitpost#shit post#y2k#im just a girl#tumblr aesthetic#journals#diary#gay#idk why i do this#ugh why#gen z problems
3 notes
·
View notes
Text
ren lore!!!!
good morning (its 11pm rn as im typing this), welcome back to my yapping, im gonna drop some latest ren lore 😘😘; tbh im not gonna lie i forgot I had tumblr for a hot minute LMAOAO, i was locked in since school is lowkey assfucking me rn, but besides the point!!!!, I keep yapping here (not that anyone cares, or cares enough to read), these are my archives, someday in the future, I better have a disorder named after me. ANYWAY BACK TO THE TOPIC hello!!!!!, welcome, or welcome back, if you're reading this i love you. tbh I feel like I often have trouble voicing out my feelings, considering the fact i find it 'cheesy' to express them? so thats why your girl is ranting on a tumblr blog😝😝. lore has been CRAZY, as of now, i think about 3-4 months ago I just cut everyone off, online mainly (fake ass bitches bro istg.) and I decided to focus on things that mattered (valorant, joke; i was focusing on my studies!) so i guess burnout finally caught up to me, my schedule is so packed I just wanna crawl out of my skin suit and transcend into another dimension, but oh well, sky is the limit for man, afterall. anyways my seatmate is a real one bro, she uses my slang and humor like omfg?!??!?!, i recently got back on social media, idk what i was on all those months ago, talking w people i know damn well weren't the people i should be talking with, but oh well. either way, im going to drop some drama in here, people are surprisingly jealous of me!! (3.) some crusty ass classmates tho so im not surprised tbh, she got so mad and jealous she shittalked about me w her friends, and then her friends confronted me and I made her friends turn against her LMFAO (p.s: i was not the bad guy here, girl had major victim issues, and she made it seem like i hated her, when infact i do not even acknowledge her existence, {im a nice person- for the most part}), so currently i've a decent friend group? but still, recently i found out one of the guys i used to talk to, who i was in a situationship w, or whatever (putting emphasis on WAS.) apparently bro was lying the entire time, he acted innocent pretending he was loyal and shit but turns out he had women irl too, its ok i didnt cry i would never cry over that dog face ran through piece of burning dumpster dog shit ass bitch smh smh. (he made me hate all men, except the ones who dont exist ofc, [shoutout to geto suguru i fw you heavy]),, EITHER WAYYY, im gonna try to yap more here, becus yes :3, i didnt choose the yapping lifestyle the yapping lifestyle chose mee!!!!!!
tysm for reading till here lets take a moment to appreciate my beautiful prince geto suguru tyvm
LOOK AT MY BEAUTIFUL AWESOME RADIANT AMAZING WONDERFUL CHARISMATIC BREATHTAKING CHARMING ALLURING LOVEABLE ADORABLE PERFECT GORGEOUS AWE-STRIKING KISSABLE HUGGABLE KING goodnight :3
5 notes
·
View notes
Text
Favorite hobby: making decisions that I'm going to regret later 🥱
#desiblr#desi household#desi tag#desiblogger#being desi#life sux#i wanna cry#shitpost#miss professional yapper#why im like this
2 notes
·
View notes