#ill leave it here

[redysetdare]

The response to "ace people are just virgins who can't get laid!" Shouldn't be "ace people can still have sex!" but instead " being a virgin isn't a bad thing."

The response to "aro people are just heartless freaks!" Shouldn't be "aro people can still feel love!" And instead be "not feeling love or other emotions doesn't make you a bad person."

Instead of pushing the idea that aspec people can be "normal like allos" we should instead be trying to normalize aspec experiences. Yes aspec people can be normal because aspec identities are normal. Some aros fall in love. some aces have sex. but they should not be the only valid aspec experiences. We should not use these experiences to make the aspec identity more palatable to amatonormativity and allos.

[last-flight-of-fancy]

The Third Promise

[toughbunnyforever]

bkdk kiki's delivery service/witch au bc i watched it recently so why not!

[thewomancallednova]

Zed (big plastic thingies around his hands): I could put a pie dish down there [in his pants] but I need my hands. Joe. I'm not gonna help you do that Zed: I'm not gonna have Joe put a pie dish down my pants Joe: Yeah Zed: Even though I dreamt of that momen-- Joe: This is the closest we've ever been we don't need to get any closer.

(About two hours and twenty minutes into Joe's stream)

[the-ace-with-spades]

So, I imagine that Soap is around 5'11, which is not short at all, even if it seems so if you look at the people he works with.

However, from his whole family, he is the tallest.

His da is 5'8, his brother is 5'9, his sisters are 5'2 and 5'3 and his mam is 5' nothing. To his family, Johnny is not only tall but also overgrown.

(This is also why entering the military was a shock to the system --- Soap was used to being pretty tall if not the tallest person around and then boom, he's smol)

The first time Soap takes Ghost to his family home, he is instantly named a giant. Literally, his mam when she sees him says something along the lines of 'and I thought my boy was a giant' and his da makes the typical joke of 'what does the army feed you?' and one of Soap's sister says she 'woulda climb him like a tree too if she had the chance' and his brother goes all 'was gonna give the fella a shovel talk but I think he's too big too bury by myself any case'. Soap is so embarrassed by them but Ghost is awkwardly shy anytime his height is pointed out.

On top of it, he tries to help Soap's mam in the kitchen (I like to think he likes to cook) and there is the comical image of her, standing there tiny at 5'0 and Ghost towering over her at 6'3 or 6'4 (Soap's not sure, Simon slouches often) and trailing behind her as she orders him around. There's literally a moment when she goes to grab herself a step ladder to reach something on the top shelf and Ghost just stretches his arm a bit and gets it for her. She might or might not ask if he can dust the cobwebs from the corners of the ceilings she can't reach herself. (Ghost dusts the cobwebs, duh, even if Johnny can't snicker at him enough).

Johnny's brother uses Ghost's height to make his kid eat his veggies, 'if you eat your veggies, you're going to grow as tall as him'. Ghost goes along with it.

The kids in general treat him like a walking jungle gym --- especially because he's not only tall but also strong enough to function as a walking jungle gym. One of Soap's nieces who used to love piggyback rides from him now insists Ghost has to be the one because he makes her feel taller than Soap does.

They're supposed to sleep in Soap's childhood bedroom and Soap's da brings in an ottoman and a couple of pillows so Ghost's feet 'don't stick out'. Soap laughs it off until he realizes that Ghost's feet would, in fact, stick out from his tiny double bed if he slept straightened out.

[killjoy-prince]

House M.D. but it's when Wilson says House's name

[tiggerriot]

(my version of) street fighter!ghost (inspired by @ /yeyinde )

[slavhew]

i reread this scene and i could just. picture it. so vividly.

[suntails]

knighted

[rubienne]

idk sandwiches

[abd-illustrates]

Ty to everybody who voted in those character polls! The results were a fun surprise haha -- I'll definitely be takin note of 'em next time I get to sit down n' do some heartless doodles! (^^)/

[nighttimeebony]

Okay, I love red/blue ships as much as the next degenerate, but I think we should be talking more about blue/green ships.

[todayisafridaynight]

[dear-ao3]

[xxplastic-cubexx]

chat if i may speak

[valtsv]

honestly if matt doesn't get some kind of lawsuit or step down as ceo in the next few months i don't think i'll stay here because while i'm not the primary target of his behaviour and i know it, knowing that he's willing to personally involve himself in trying to ruin your life if you hurt his feelings is not going to do anything good for my paranoid delusions in the long term