#ignore typos plz

[the-lark-ascending69]

I'm sorry but I have a very real problem with Vickie as a character. A fan-favorite character is revealed to be queer in the previous season and gets a love interest shaped appendix with no plot relevance or personality, created only to be Robin's trophy girlfriend, in a way that is so painfully and obviously different from how they did it when they tried to make a new character entirely to give her a love story with an already existing main character.

I'm talking about Robin herself, and how, despite not having the deepest character arc in S3, she still had some meat on her bones. She still had some stuff to work with. She was actually important and involved with the plot and had real chemistry with her would-be love interest, Steve. Making her a lesbian at last second pretty much saved both her and Steve's characters and made the Scoops subplot, the only redeemable subplot of S3, actually salvageable. By recontextualizing Stobin with that revelation, you go from a forced, heteronormative/amatonormative "love story" with mysoginistic undertones (because what are frmale characters if not trophy wives for male characters!) and 1) you give Robin actual stuff in her life that has nothing to do with Steve, turning her into a real character on her own, yet also shows why their friendship is so valuable to her, giving her a mini-arc in the process about overcoming isolation, alienation and loneliness, and 2) you wrap up Steve's arc the way his character clearly needs to be wrapped up - by moving on from his immature pursuits of women as romantic/sexual fulfillment and his highschool persona constructed on that, and embracing maturity by working on himself with the help of the people who challenge him the most, his platonic bonds (Dustin and Robin). Like I'm being 100% serious when I say making Robin a lesbian somewhat saved season 3.

But you can tell the brilliance of that move did NOT come from the Duffers' mastermind because they couldn't even attempt to replicate their unexpected success with Robin and Vickie. Because even before Robin was made into a lesbian, she still had SOMETHING. Vickie has nothing. She's a non-character. And it's interesting to note the difference in treatment when it comes to straight male characters vs. queer female characters. You can make the case that Max's introduction in S2 followed a similar pattern to beta!Stobin - new character paired up with pre-existing character. But you wouldn't say Max was added just to give Lucas a girlfriend, because even if her plot relevance in S2 was rather lackluster, she still had... so much more than even Robin in S3, and she's simply uncomparable to Vickie. She feels like her own person right from the start. We know the Duffers like to add wayy to many characters, making the show feel crowded and inevitably leaving a few characters behind, but when they add new characters in a given season, they're actually pretty good at making us fall in love with them quickly. Max, Robin, Eddie, hell even Billy if you're into that - like I said before, there's always some work that goes into them that makes you care about them.

Sure, there are less important characters that don't get half the effort put into them - Heather, Benny, idk, Barb's parents? And many others I can't remember right now. Not every character needs to be a fan-favorite.

But none of these guys were a main character's love interest. Not even for like, a second-row main character like Robin. Lucas gets a girl and she gets proper character development. Steve was originally intended to get a girl and she gets plot relevance, screentime and charisma (and a bit of character development pre-coming out too). Robin gets a girl and... it seems like Robin and her girl don't matter that much.

Which makes me question, why give Robin a love interest at all if they weren't going to do anything about it. My guess is that, well, she's a lesbian, so of course she gets to kiss girls. Character arc? What is that? Just watch her gush over a girl without last name and not care about anything else for most of the season. The writers just didn't know what to do with her now that she's no longer gonna be Steve's trophy girlfriend. Just throw in a poorly put together gay subplot, because everyone knows gay people only get to kiss other gay people and there's nothing else about the lesbian experience worth talking about (like, idk, the loneliness? The alienation?). I'm of the belief that, if you're gonna half-ass it, don't write a romantic subplot at all, regardless of the characters' genders and sexuality. But what bothers me isn't a shitty romantic subplot. It's the difference in treatment that the queer characters get vs. their straight counterparts.

And it bothers me because it could have been fixed SO easily! You get three options:

Give Robin a character arc that's not a romantic subplot. That doesn't mean she doesn't get to have a crush, but it should be in the background. My idea would be to make it about her, Nancy and Barb, and their old friendship + Robin's sense of alienation. Robin learning the truth about Barb's death, and her and Nancy helping each other heal. Robin and Nancy becoming friends through long conversations about their feelings, through which Nancy gets a sort of "second chance" at having a friend again and Robin gets to connect with someone who initially hated her in her own special way. The point is to not make r0vickie obviously endgame, EVEN if it turns out to be that way next season, because if it's obviously endgame it suddenly begs for a deeper development and the lack of it becomes a problem. An easy solution would be to give Robin multiple crushes, to signal at how unserious they all are at the moment.

Give Robin a love story with a newly introduced main character. And the obvious option is *rolls drums" genderbent Eddie! Or Vickie in Eddie's place. Best and easiest solution imo. It may sound weird but if you think about it, it all makes sense - plot relevance, character development... only problem would be killing your gays if you squint, though Robin would be alive and ready for a new character arc next season, as a changed person. Sad, angry, possibly seeking revenge and seeking to assert herself as a threat after hiding and running her entire life. Robin's feelings are suddenly plot relevant now. I'm picking Eddie here (or rather, his role) because he's the most important one out if all the new S4 characters, and the one that spends time with the group the most. It's clean, minimalistic and practical.

Give Robin a love story with a pre-existing main character, i.e Nancy. As a ronance shipper, I maintain that pairing up Nancy and Robin would have been original and unexpected in the best way. I feel like I don't even need to explain why this would have been a good idea - tons of people already have. Mostly, I want to lament the impossibility of this option, which links directly to the point I'm trying to make.

Robin was never going to be paired with a main-main character, old or new, because queer relationships on-screen need to be pushed to the sides as to not interfere with or threaten the straight main characters. Nancy, as the main girl, was never going to get a romance with a girl. Vickie was never going to get the centrality that Eddie got. Straight relationships get to be taken seriously, even if they're writen stupidly, like whatever the fuck happened with stancy and jancy in S4. Queer relationships don't get to be more than silly forgettable subplots. Queer characters like Robin need to be inobtrusive. She could never fall in love with Nancy, even if one-sided-ly, because that would create a conflict straight audiences don't want to see.

And if a queer character DOES fall in love with a main straight character, like Will, it's all meant for pointless suffering. Not the kind of suffering that's vital for a character arc, or the kind that gives depth to a character. It's not a kind of suffering that leads them to change, to take any given decisions that they wouldn't otherwise have taken. It's not a suffering that could possibly interfere with the straight main couple's happiness. It's not a pain that causes conflict. Queer love and pain doesn't get to be part of the conflict in straight-dominated stories. So Robin can never fall in love with someone from the front-row sphere and Will suffers pointlessly, even though that pain has no real effect on him.

[hiko-the-teacup]

speaking of Penelope, here's a few doodles of my own Warrior! Penelope au :3

(you can talk to this Penelope at @penelope-is-at-sea btw,,,, if u even care,,,,, :3c)

i wanted to use Odysseus' other name bc it rhymed better,,,

also some characters are swapped and others are replaced,,, I'll upload a list at some point,,, maybe :3c

[glitchgh0sty]

HAhahA! Who needs sleep when the tf mecha universe exists and I can live off art and adrenaline alone??

Ft: that scene in one of the Jazz chapters cause the little lads got some adorabable screentime and I loved it to death 🫶✨

Side note! When this au eventually becomes an official transformers spinoff series in some universe,, please accept this as my informal application for a mop in the chefs kitchen,, [the floors will be so clean I swear] <333✍️🥘

[l3viat8an]

Mammon waking you up by going down on you (with prev consent ofc) or you waking Mammon up with a BJ >_<

Nsfw!

Honestly thought this posted already- cuz it was supposed to be in queue for Mams birthday jsksjsk

I feel like that would happen all the time after you start dating Mammon! I mean he just can’t get enough of you and it is a rather nice way to wake up~

And really some mornings he gets so needy and you look so sweet laying there next to him that he just can’t keep his hands or lips off of you.

At first Mammon was just planning to kiss you, a few kisses down your neck and chest wouldn’t hurt right?- then he starts going lower, moving your clothes out of the way so he can keep kissing your skin, down across your chest and tummy and somehow he ends up between your legs… oops~

You wake up slowly, your mind groggy with sleep and pleasure as your eyes open and all you can see of your boyfriend is a lump under the covers. But as soon as you wake up and start grinding your hips to meet his face a little harder Mammon grabs your hips to pin you back down. At the same time he lifts his head to look up at you, which makes the covers fall back a bit so you can see his face, (his hair is an absolute mess too but that’s not super important :D) a crooked little smirk on Mammon’s face as he sits up enough to press a few more soft and wet kiss across your tummy. Mumbling out “Mornin’ darlin’.” against your skin before he goes right back to what he was doing- making you cum on his face-

He thinks its cute how you try to prop yourself up a bit on your elbows to look down at him and enjoy the show, chuckling to himself as he sucks on your clit just right, that it has your head rolling back and you have to plop right back down onto the pillows because it felt that good.  After all he knows all your sweet spots.

Neither of you talk much but Mammon would praise you for being so good and cummin’ for him, ya should let him take care of ya more often~

Sooo of course it’s only right that you ‘repay him’ wake him up head the next morning.  

Again not hard Mammon almost always has ‘morning wood’ when you sleep in the same bed.

While you’re under the covers tease his tip a bit -trust me- before taking his cock all the way into your mouth.

As soon as you start Mammon’s awake and you can hear all his breathlessly, little moans of “Yea~” and “Oh fuck, yes darlin’, just like that” I’m telling you he can’t keep his mouth shut- “S-shit- Don’t stop fuck.” and even more, “Please- Yea, like that, faster.”

There is a special something -not quite tenderness but that’s the closest word you can think of- to Mammon in these moments. Even as you have his cock in your mouth, even as he groans under his breath and his legs tense. Even as he grabs a handful of your hair and gently pushes you down a little bit to see if you can take him even further down your throat, he’s not trying to be mean but he loves it when you gag on him. Making him moan even louder “Shit- So fuckin’ g-good treasure.” as he cums down your throat.

Maybe it’s the way he smooths over your hair as you swallow his cum. Or maybe it’s the way he starts to pull you up to lay your head on his chest and wraps his arms around you as tightly as he can immediately after. It’s all done with care, as if you’re the most precious thing in his room. And of course to him you are.

(Although if you wanna tease Mammon a little more instead- sit up before he can pull you up and let the covers pool around you as you make a show of licking the last few drops of his cum off your lips ;))

[pupkashi]

I’m tipsy and all i can think of satoru being an absolute flirt when you’re completely fucking drunk and you’re looking at him across the room telling your friends you think he’s soooo cute

“hi” you smile, a little out of breath and has it always been that hot in here ?

“hello” he flashes you a dazzling smile, his blue eyes just barely peeking out from under his glasses

“my friend over there thinks you’re reallllly cute” you giggle, pointing at a wall then running to stand there, looking in the opposite direction and waving at him nonchalantly.

you run back to where he is giggling, satoru can only smile at your antics.

“i think your friend is very pretty” youre blushing at his words, already placing a hand in his chest as you giggle.

“well, my friend thinks you’re very attractive” you smile, pulling on his collar and smiling, “you single?” You ask.

gojo sucks his teeth, tsk’ing before he replies, “i actually have a very wonderful, amazing, beautiful, partner.” you pout at his words, trying to think of what to say in your drunken state.

“They’re so lucky,” you reply after a moment, you’re turning around before you hear him laugh loudly, your wrist is being grabbed and the world is moving too fast.

suddenly you’re in his firm arms, your face squished against his chest as he giggles, kissing the top of your head.

“but your partner!” you panic, ready pushing yourself away from the handsome man.

“you wouldn’t mind sweet thing” he mumbles, not waiting another second before pressing his lips against yours.

the room is spinning when you pull away, smiling and blushing before you’re running to the nearest trash can and throwing up. satoru is there in seconds holding your hair and rubbing your back.

it isn’t until the next morning when you wake up with a headache, groaning as you hear your boyfriends voice running loudly in your ear.

“good morning! hope you remember who i am now sweets” satoru giggles as you groan at his voice, pulling the blanket over your head.

“what happened last night” you groaned as he pulled the blanket gently from over your head, “one too many shots of vodka sweetheart” he mumbled as he handed you an protein bar and some ibuprofen.

“you also forgot we were dating” he smiled and your face flushed in embarrassment, “what the hell did i do” you mumble, rubbing your eyes.

“you hit on me” he laughs and you groan, wrapping your hand around his neck and pulling him down to lay next to you.

“stop talking, just cuddles” you mumble, closing your eyes before drifting off to sleep again.

satoru can only smile at your drowsy state, kissing your forehead before deciding one closing his eyes and falling asleep with you.

he deserved it after staying up all night with you talking to him about how your lover was so perfect, and throwing up between compliments.

[miriellesandthegiantpeach]

Halloween | Bucktommy & Eddiejosh

Buck, Tommy, Eddie and Josh find themselves on Maddie and Chimney's porch early on Halloween evening. By some miracle all of them have the night off. Each had either a huge bag of candy or alcohol.

The plan is to eat dinner with the Hans and while Maddie and Chimney take Jee trick or treating and the guys would sit in the driveway on candy duty.

This is the first time Buck and Tommy have been able to see Josh and Eddie actually together ever since Eddie nervously revealed they were dating.

**

“So uh, I have something to tell you,” Eddie started.

“Sure thing, Eds. You know we're always going to be here for you right?” Buck reassured as he grabbed Tommy's hand and squeezed. Tommy gave him a nod.

“Well, I've started dating someone?”

“It's not Kim, is it?” Buck said wearily. “I'm sure she's great but I just don't know if thats that heal-”

“Buck. It's not Kim. It's um, someone you already know.”

Buck and Tommy looked at him expectantly.

“It's Josh,” Eddie mumbled.

“Who?” Both Tommy and Buck said simultaneously.

“Josh?” Eddie said again with worry in his eyes.

“Oh! You're dating Josh!?” Buck all but shouted and Tommy gave Eddie a look that's a cross between an apology and sympathy.

“That's great, man,” Tommy smiled. “Happy for you.”

“Yeah, I'm dating Josh. Is that okay?” Eddie was a lot more nervous now.

Buck got up and pulled his best friend into a crushing hug. “Of course. Just surprising. I never thought you'd swing that way. As long as you're happy, I'm happy. Josh is great. He will definitely keep you in check.”

“Oh he does,” Eddie chuckled with a fond smile and a slight blush to his cheeks.

**

“Hey honey! The gangs all here!” Chimney shouts behind him as he opens the door. He's dressed as a dalmatian, which gets some light teasing from the guys. “Yeah yeah laugh it up, wait till you have a four year old who dictates your costume.”

Chimney takes in all of their costumes; Tommy as Captain America, Buck as the Winter soldier, Eddie as Wolverine, and Josh as Deadpool. “I'm sensing a theme here.”

Eddie, Josh, and Tommy all point at Buck and say in unison, “his idea.”

Buck puts his hands up in defense, “sorry for coming up with great costumes.”

**

Buck walked in to Tommy fussing with his hair in the mirror. He's wearing the more tactical version of the Cap costume with navy blue flight pants with bulky pockets and his old work boots. Buck looks appreciatively and walked up to Tommy.

“Spin around,” Buck told him with a smirk. Tommy raised an eyebrow and slowly turned in a circle. “Mhmm that is America’s ass.”

Tommy laughed and shook his head but kissed his ridiculous boyfriend's lips.

Buck himself looked great himself - a thrifted strappy black leather jacket with the left arm taken off. He got a skin tight sleeve with the metal arm design. He paired it with black fingerless gloves and similar black pants and boots to Tommy's.

“Why these costumes again?” Tommy asked as he put on brown fingerless gloves.

“Babe,” Buck said and rolled his eyes. “Buck - Bucky? Come on, it's perfect. Also Bucky is badass and you can't tell me he and Steve haven't fucked.”

“Oh right,” Tommy said sarcastically.

**

Eddie zipped up the front of the yellow and navy hard plated vest. Josh found him some gloves with the claws coming out. ‘There’s a great costume shop in West Hollywood.’ Josh informed him.

Once Buck came up with superheroes he clyng to the idea of wolverine since it reminded him of Christopher and he was missing him more than ever.

“Amazing! I'll go as Deadpool,” Josh declared and Eddie laughed at the enthusiasm. He and Josh only started officially dating about a month before Halloween and he didn't get why Deadpool and Wolverine ‘were the perfect couples costume’. He's never been one for superhero movies anyway.

Josh whistled as soon as he saw Eddie. He stood behind Eddie and squeezed his biceps. “I have the best ideas,” Josh smiled and kissed Eddie's bare shoulder. He caught Eddie's solemn look in the mirror.

“Hey, what's the sad face?” Josh said and met his eyes in the mirror.

“Nothing, it's just Christopher loves Wolverine, I just feel guilty about doing Halloween without him, you know?”

With a sigh and not much in experience of having an estranged kid, Josh stayed silent for a moment. He rubbed his hands up and down Eddie's arms, hoping the contact would provide some comfort.

“I think Christopher would just want to know his dad is happy and content.”

Eddie smiled and nodded. He caught Josh's hands and pulled him forward to close the gap between their mouths. They got lost in the kiss for a minute. “Thank you, baby. Let's go, gonna be late.” He pulled Josh out the door after him.

**

Maddie ordered a ridiculous amount of pizza and was opening the wine as the guys walked into the kitchen. They all took turns greeting Maddie with various hugs and kisses to her cheek.

“Where's Jee?” Buck asks.

“Here, Uncle Buck!” Jee’s high pitched voice broke through the voices. Buck turns around and Jee is running up to him in her Bluey costume. He catches her and swings her up above his head while her giggles break the sound barrier.

“Aren't there other characters on Bluey?” Buck says, taking on Maddie's relatively normal looking dog costume.

Maddie puts her hands up, “Jee was the only one who could be Bluey. We have to be ‘boring dogs’.” Chimney walks in and shrugs along with Maddie.

“You guys, hungry? Too bad Maddie didn't get enough pizza,” Chim laughs pointing to the six boxes of pizza.

They settle around the dining table. They all make casual conversation while they eat pizza and drink lightly. Jee is on Chims lap wiggling impatiently. “Daddy, is it time for candy?”

“In a bit, baby, gotta eat dinner first.”

Buck watches Eddie and Josh. He sees the shy glances and fond smiles. The newness is very much there, but they are becoming more familiar. Buck can tell in the way Josh picks off the jalapenos on his pizza and puts them on Eddie's plate and Eddie takes a sip of Josh's wine to taste and makes a face. He's never seen Eddie so at ease with someone. Eddie always seemed so stiff around his previous girlfriends, but with Josh none of that stiffness is there.

An hour later finds the four guys sitting around a small table with a bowl of candy in the driveway in camping chairs. Tommy and Buck are sitting as close as possible and same with Eddie and Josh.

Buck is the one to enthusiastically complement each and every kid’s costumes; giving high fives and huge smiles. Tommy is struck once again with how much he loves Buck. He catches Buck's eyes as the current group of kids leave.

“What?” Bucks asks suspiciously.

“Nothing, you are just so good with kids. You're incredible,” Tommy replies and kisses Buck's cheek. Buck ducks his head and blushes at that.

Eddie also compliments all the kids, but there's an underlying sadness to it. Josh catches the pinch of Eddie's mouth and grabs his hand and doesn't let go. Eddie gives him a grateful smile.

“Were we like that?” Tommy whispers to Buck, nodding over to Eddie and Josh. They are lost in each other; no one else in the world. Josh says something with animated hand gestures and Eddie throws his head back with a laugh.

“I think we're still like that,” Buck says and looks at Tommy with sparkling eyes.

Tommy lifts Buck's hand to his lips, “hope that never ends, baby.”

“I know it's early, but I think Josh may be his person,” Buck says.

“He definitely fits in,” Tommy muses.

About 15 minutes later, Maddie and Chimney are walking up.

“Back so early? I was expecting two hours at least,” Eddie says. “Christopher always wanted to stay out as long as possible,” he tells Josh.

“A scarecrow on a porch scared her and she wanted to come back,” Chim explains as he rubs Jee’s back apologetically. When he put her down she seemed to have recovered and proceeded to go to each of the men sitting down to trick or treat from them individually.

Tommy gets the hint, grabs the candy bowl and gives her a few pieces and hands the bowl to Buck and then it's passed to Josh and finally Eddie.

Jee unceremoniously dumped her bucket with Maddie and runs over to Tommy. He bends down and scoops her into his lap. He tickles her sides lightly as she bops the star on his chest. Maddie and Chim join them with their own chairs on the drive.

They sit there all chatting and laughing, enjoying each other's company on the cool Halloween evening. Jee had promptly fallen asleep curled up in Tommy's lap; most of her weight is supported by his arm.

At the end of the night when the neighborhood quieted down and most of the houses went dark, Tommy carried Jee to bed.

After they packed up the chairs and walking out, Maddie bumped Chimney to bring his attention to the couple in front of them. Eddie has an arm around Josh's shoulder as Josh yawns into Eddie's neck and leans into the kiss planted on his temple. Maddie and Chim share a sweet knowing smile. They remember the beginning of their relationship - everything feeling so novel and grand.

She catches Josh’s eye as he gets in the passenger seat of Eddie's truck and gives him a big smile and blows him a kiss.

When Eddie and Josh drop off Buck and Tommy, Buck claps Josh on the shoulder. “Later, man. Eddie's a handful, take care of him, okay?”

“Will do,” Josh squeezes Buck's hand back and winks at Eddie. Tommy and Buck miss the fond and exasperated look Eddie gives Josh before he leans over and plants a sloppy kiss to his cheek.

[indecisive-dizzy]

I love Latter Pillar so much you don’t understand i adore him have have some headcanons for him

Daisey literally pulls Howdy BY THE ANTENNA and makes him give Latter a hug. They like Latter, he’s sweet. But him being dramatic sometimes gets on their nerves

Daisey and Lizzy do partake in the Latter teasing, but they usually shut it down if it gets to mean (Latter protection squad say what)

Latter and Eddie besties real, Latter reads his poetry in the post office and Eddie just listens while doing his mailman duties

Honey’s mean to him, but secretly like his poetry. He thinks it’s so bad it’s funny

He runs a poetry club, he’s made a few friends from it too :3

Lizzy loves her brother, she really does, but she cannot stand to hear his bad poetry. She send him ads for poetry lessons and he gets sad about it

Also randomly put in but I love those little bee kids (I don’t know their names :,) ) they look so cute I love them

Latter has 6 arms me thinks, idk if that’s confirmed lmao

I’m mentally I’ll and that update destroyed me so I’m focusing on Howdy’s dramatic, flamboyant brother :3

The Howdy's nephews (the cater-bee children <3) are Howdo and Youdo! I can't remember if its one "o" or two tho haha

But yes Latter is just,,, he's so,, Soo ajdhjssj <3 I love him and his silly dramatics and bad poetry

Forcing siblings to hug is hilarious! I should know as a Certified Annoying Sibling Who Likes Hugs >:3 so good Daisey lol Howdy needs to hug his brother

Lighthearted teasing is fun, and I think if Latter was genuinely friends with whomever he'd go along with it, maybe do improv poetry to tease them back dramatically pff

Yeah you think Howdy would be upset that his brother is friends with the mailman? Bc Latter and Eddie besties Is real and in your home <3 They could write each other letters when it's not the holidays and Latter send Eddie his poetry for approval bc Eddie is too nice to say it's bad <3 (cough Latter getting a crush on Eddie? whaaaatt cough)

Howdy secretly enjoying things feels on brand lol. but him enjoying it for the wrong reason (so bad it's funny) is hilarious

Sorry but my oc CJ would be apart of Latter's poetry club <3 They're friends now Speaking of the poetry club, I imagine they do slam poetry and Latter is really bad but trying his best lol

Not the Poetry Lesson ads 😭 sobbs why she gotta do him dirty like that sjdbsjdhj lmao

[wilds1de]

[  jessica alexander,  ciswoman,  she/her,  n/a,  n/a  ] welcome  to  excesstv,  SOPHIA  GRACE  VARDY  —  or  should  i  say  the  primadonna  ?  …  a  quick  google  search  tells  me  you’re  a  TWENTY FIVE  year  old  MAKE UP BRAND OWNER who’s worth 650M.  you've  called  avalon  home  for  THREE YEARS,  however  something  tells  me  there’s  more  to  you  than  a  flashy  resume  and  penthouse  33B  on  your  door  ?  it  seems  you’ve  managed  to  earn  a  reputation  around  the   city   for  being  SHORT-TEMPERED,  yet,  upon  further  investigation  it  seems  you're  also  quite  CHARISMATIC.  but  hey,  thats  the  kind  of  mix  that  keeps  people  guessing.  i'm  sure  as  a  ARIES  you're  used  to  people  commenting  on  your  CARTIER DESTINÉE NECKLACE  /  THE SOUND OF VALENTINO GARAVANI PLATFORM PUMPS AGAINST MARBLE, GLOSSY PINK LIPSTICK STAINS ON WINE GLASSES, UNREAD TEXT MESSAGES, FOREVER CHECKING HERSELF OUT ON ANY MIRROR, & THE SCENT OF BACCARAT ROUGE 540.  but  still  we  can't  wait  to  watch  you  flourish  (  or  fail  )  these  next  few  weeks  … 

basics.

name: sophia grace vardy

nicknames: soph, sophie

age: 25 years old

birthday: april 5th, 1999

gender & pronouns: ciswoman, she/her

sexual orientation: bisexual

zodiac chart: aries sun, sagittarius moon, capricorn rising

place of birth: manhattan, new york

current residence: manhattan, new york

education: bachelor's degree from new york university

occupation: founder, owner, and chairperson of make up brand, soph

languages spoken: english, french, italian, some spanish

net worth: 650M

family.

father: william vardy (world renowned film director)

mother: daniella vardy née harding (supermodel)

brother: ian vardy (college student)

physical.

face claim: jessica alexander

height: 5'6" (168 cm)

hair color: blonde

eye color: green

tattoos: a dagger on her left side boob

piercings: lobe, upper lobe, and conch (both ears), helix and rook (right ear), belly button

personality.

positives: charismatic, persistent, confident, conversationalist, resilient, easy going, independent, fun, adaptable, outspoken

negatives: vain, impulsive, short-tempered, judgmental, stubborn, vindictive, selfish, nosy, spoiled, materialistic, closed-off

love languages (top 3): physical touch, quality time, receiving gifts

enneagram: the challenger (type 8)

mbti: esfp (the entertainer)

label: the primadonna

background.

sophia was born and raised in manhattan, with everything handed to her on a silver platter. her parents were never in the picture much, with her father's sky rocketing career taking priority, directing one box office winning movie after the other and running his production company (think james cameron), and her mother spending her days in different countries modeling for the biggest luxury brands (think cindy crawford). sophia was thrust into the spotlight at a very young age, taking some small roles in her father's films and doing some modeling with junior lines for luxury brands.

william vardy expected his kids to follow in his footsteps and work in film. after all, he needed someone to take over his beloved production company. despite the similarities in upbringing, sophia and her brother couldn't be anymore different. ian was always the more focused, academically-gifted, and disciplined of the two, and he grew to be his father's pride and joy, especially after showing much interest in following in his father's footsteps. sophia's spoiled, confrontational, and rebellious nature revealed itself at a young age, with her teenage years spent partying too much and breaking every rule there is, dating around, and refusing later on to partake in any movie, shoot, or event for her parents, not caring if that affected her family's image. much of it was to spite her father, whom she butted heads with a lot. her relationship with her mother wasn't perfect, by any means, but while her father was difficult, her mother was too passive, so it made getting along with her much easier.

at some point, her father presented her with an ultimatum, she either did something with her life or he cut her off. the latter, of course, was a nightmare. too stubborn and angry to work in film and appease her father and be financially dependent on him, she decided to do her own thing and explore some business ventures, launching her make up brand at eighteen with her mother. with her family's connections and her mother's initial guiding force, the brand rose to fame quite rapidly with many successful collaborations and releases. the brand became the only thing she was passionate and serious about.

joining season 1 of excesstv was an easy decision to make, acknowledging that it will benefit her brand, all the while being a fun experience. and well, sophia never said no to any opportunity which promised her more attention and fame...

connections.

tba.

[femmesandhoney]

are they even trying to teach kids how to properly type anymore or?? the girl i nanny, who is going into 7th, was literally shocked by how fast i type. i type maybe a bit above the average person because i like to write, but in general most people my age can type around my speed whatever the fuck it is. no long pausing over any keys, maybe a few stops if i mistype, etc etc very normal typing patterns. but this girl literally cannot type, she refuses to learn the home row which is one of her main problems, and she told me they stopped giving typing classes/didn't do many in elementary. are schools just assuming kids have access to tech at home and so "obviously" every kid needs like three offhand lessons and if you send them home to do typing games they'll magically learn how to type accurately and quickly? because...no. this girl loves typing games and whatnot, but she does them incorrectly with her hand placements and often has to look up and down between her screen and keyboard, and she finds this very normal and her friends are similar. is it just a school district thing bc yikes if more kids are being brushed aside for proper computer lessons just because having tech is more common and teachers just assume kids "already know" things.

[peachesgarden]

my minecraft au headcanons

[officially-other]

A longer post because there were some fun dragon things today

I'll be posting the other half (which actually happened first, chronologically) on my other account, but this is the part that I feel like writing out first. Obligatory UPG disclaimer, this is a personal experience so it has no basis in anything other than my own beliefs!

So! Crash course in how I believe reincarnation works for context: I believe that I- and everyone else- have what one would call a "higher self." Think of this like a lake, and each individual incarnation is a little whirlpool. Still part of the overall lake, but it's an individual at the same time. Or, I suppose, you could view it as a cake with pieces or whatever other metaphor you can think of- point is, my soul is whole but I am not all there is to me. My higher self is more aware, and not stuck in a physical body like I am.

My mother works very closely with her higher self. I... somehow just never saw that as an option for me. When I realized I was dragonkin, I immediately knew why; big huge dragon + little tiny human who's easily intimidated and doesn't know that they're a dragon yet = bad time. After I realized that, I decided that when I had the time I wanted to sort of say hello. Today I finally got the chance to meditate and have a chat.

I've understood my Amphitere nature is the draconic form that, in this lifetime, is likely the form it'd be most useful to know of and relate myself to. Not my truest form, but the one that will FEEL truest in this lifetime. So I knew higher self wasn't gonna look like that.

He is... fucking huge. I expected that, but it was still surprising. I couldn't get a good clear image of the body plan or anything, but he had feathered wings. The thing was; he was gold. I asked if he was actually gold, because that would mean that me and my mom separately picked up on that, and the following conversation ensued:

"Wait, so are you really gold?" "Yes.... sort of?" "WAIT OH MY GOD ARE YOU SHRIMP COLORS?????"

He laughed and said yes. I asked in the first place because it was something I just suddenly knew intuitively; gold is really the closest in energy that a human can perceive, but if I had a wider spectrum of color available to me he wouldn't look the same.

After some chatting I asked if he could help me connect us a little better, because I just... have a hard time looking at this massive fucking dragon and going "you're me, but big! :D" like no that's a dragon. Who am I to claim that that's me. Wtf. And after a moment, I just... sort of felt these massive fucking wings?? not my blue ones, but HIS wings. On my back. The full wingspan of them wouldn't even fit in my fucking room, it was wild.

Also, Loki and I have worked together WAY LONGER THAN I THOUGHT???? I asked higher self if he had worked with Loki, not as me, but as him and he and Loki looked at each other like they were in on some joke and I wasn't. I shit you not, he just sort of...

"Not... all lifetimes, just most of them-" LIKE THAT'S WAY MORE THEN A DOZEN, WHO WAS GONNA TELL ME THAT???

Anyway the punchline of this was the "shrimp colors" I just wanted to put the rest of that so I remembered, I fucking cannot deal with how weird my practice is getting over here XD

[arzam214]

it’s been a min since i’ve posted, well, anything. truth be told, it’s been really hard to be creative since the influx of AI art. like, this blog was created so i can let out that creative side of my nerd brain that demands i create something, but now… =|

when i go online, whatever site that may be, i am constantly exposed to how ���easy’ it is to grift and use the tools of AI to make gain instant clout and money for something that took nothing but a few clicks and a prompt. it has infected everything, even when i try to find references for drawing, i see it. that souless generation of stolen art and photos. it’s easy to spot and yet, that is what is being placed on the spotlight. i don’t want to say i’m jealous of it, but it’s kinda is a not good feeling, ya know?

i try to stay positive and tell myself that art is something that will always be apart of me, that this just an expression and it doesn’t matter as long as i keep doing it for myself. it works, but that said i still have not had the urge to post it for others to see. i don’t think my art of girls kissing and acting a fool is something that techbros are searching to add to their constant mutating algorithm that is scraping the internet and draining the creatives for everything that they have, but something about it all makes me feel like it’s better if i just keep it to myself >_>

perhaps one day i’ll have the courage to post more or maybe i’ll open up a way to show my art in a more private way but who knows!

tldr; i have been gone since AI sucks and it’s intimidating.

[hi-haveagoodday]

[l3viat8an]

I need to ride Levi until he’s shaking whimpering whining and cumming endlessly🤤

Nsfw!

you get me, nonnie <3 gods riding Levi turning him into an utter mess until he’s whimpering sounds amazing-

Watching Levi’s eyes roll to the back of his head, his pretty moans mixed with whines and broken pleas for more… he sounds so desperate as you bounce up and down on his cock, taking advantage of being on top to set whatever pace you want. Rolling your hips into his faster and faster just to slow down and drag it out~

He leaves scratches claw marks down your back and across your ass, it all feels too good for him to control himself… his face is bight red and he can’t even keep eye contact with you-

Yet he’s still begging, whining, hell he’s even drooling and he can’t stop cumming. As you pull orgasm after orgasm out of him (lucky demons recover quickly-)

Saying Levi is overstimulated is definitely an understatement…. But he’s past the point of wanting you to stop, instead he want- he needs you to keep going, it’s all he needs right now… you to keep riding him just like this. Like all he is, is a toy for you to use however you want.

All while you suck and nip hickeys into his neck and lower. He does the same to you, sooo many bite marks cover your own neck, shoulders, even across your chest marking every orgasm he’s had so far.

Levi thighs are coved in sweat mixing with yours and his cum… it’s sticky and a little gross but it feels so fucking good right now- and he’s going to cum again- he tries to warn you, whimpering that you need to slow down but you don’t. Instead speeding up to push him over the edge again, tug on his hair, clench your cunt around him-

Fuckkk the moans he lets out when he cums for the nth time sounds heavenly to your ears. His nails dig into your ass again while he rocks up into you, riding out his last orgasm… as a new set of teeth marks join the others already turning reddish-purple on your chest.

Levi has tears running down his cheeks as babbles and clings to you for comfort, he practically melts against you as you give it to him. Your soft voice whisper sweet praise right in his ear, telling him he’s your good boy, giving him so many sweet kisses all over his face…

It’s all he wants now, all he needs. You’re all he needs.

[monsterhighfemboy]

Round 2!

[bambisgarden]

FINALLY. I'VE FINALLY HAD TIME TO READ THIS. Okay, let's get started...

I've always been told "once a cheater, always a cheater," (as i'm sure others have been told too) but reading this has shown me the troubles both parties go through when cheating occurs. I know there's a possibility for the cheater to feel guilty, but I'm always automatically on the cheatee's side, so it's hard to really take in the cheater's feelings. Though, I'm pessimistic and always think of the negatives... Like would the cheater be genuinely sorry, like the reader was, or would they put on a good front for a while then go back to their own ways... That wasn't the case here, so I'll just shut up. I'm rambling LOL.

Anyway, the whole point of this paragraph is to say this fic was great at capturing the aftermath for both sides of the relationship.

I could feel the guilt the reader felt, and I could feel the cognitive dissonance Mingyu felt. It was really nice to read something that helped me expand my viewpoint and gain more insight on a tough subject.

Also, yes, yes I did cry while reading this.

Some of my fave parts below:

“Well, you should. I’m glad you had the decency not to defile our bed,” Mingyu spat…

did you hear my heart shatter? BECAUSE IT DID

“Not the one you need to apologise to,” Seungcheol bit back, and Mingyu knew he had to say something now. God knows you apologised enough times.

THIS HURT ME bc i just recalled the countless times reader apologized behind closed doors DDD:

You often forgot they weren’t your clothes; you were so used to wearing them.

SOBBING. AGAIN.

"You know, all of the restraining, the formalities. I get why you’ve held back, but it’s been two months... You’ve imposed all these restrictions on yourself, none of which I asked you to do."

damn. something abt knowing she made those rules herself and not him really clutches my heart LOL.

“In some sick way, I appreciate it because I know you regret what you did. It’d be worse if you acted so normal. If you showed no remorse, then I’d be like fuck. I’m on my way, I guess.” Mingyu confessed, wiping your tears.

i felt this with my soul 😮‍💨 and so true, mingyu. so true. i agree.

He almost hated that he felt terrible for you, especially since you brought this upon yourself.

He knew you deserved their anger and resentment, but it didn’t mean that it made it easier for him to hear it. Mingyu hated watching you sink with every insult or backhanded comment that was thrown your way.

OH THE PAIN *falls to the floor* I love these paragraphs, because it truly shows that dissonance inside him. And although I can't relate, I can put myself in his shoes and know I'll feel the same way.

“Oh and also, no more apologising. I’m not trying to rewrite history, but if you keep apologising, I won’t ever get past it."

MINGYU BIG BRAIN.

Also, I'm glad they broke up, because it helped Mingyu realize what he really wanted and if this was worth fighting for. I felt the pain every time they had sex because I just knew if I was in Mingyu's situation, I would be thinking the same thoughts. Those aren't images that can easily be erased.

Overall, thank you for writing such a realistic fic; it was refreshing to read. ♥️

Drift Away | k.m.g

Summary: You made the biggest mistake of your life, and now, Mingyu is trying his hardest to forget and forgive you, but how long till your infidelity rips you both apart? Besides, it’s not like you’d blame him. You hurt him. You did the one thing you promised never to do.

☆ 18+ minors dni |☀︎fluff | ☁︎ angst | ♕ smut |  ♥ completed works

Word Count: 9321 words

Pairings: Kim Mingyu x Female Reader

Genre/Trope(s)/AUs: Fluff, Smut & Angst, Idol! AU, but like it’s not that important. It just sets the tone, I guess? Like why he stays in a dorm, etc.

Content Warnings: Cheating AU! slut shaming, blaming, crying, fighting. Soonyoung is kind of a dick, but it’s truly very warranted. Chan makes lame jokes, and it’s adorable. Cheol is the best human ever. Insecurities about wealth and fame gap between the reader and Gyu. Mingyu is honestly the bestest boy ever, and the reader makes a terrible choice, but let’s see.

Smut Warnings: Unprotected sex, oral (f receiving), fingering, pussy slapping (like once). Is Mingyu growling a warning? Creampie. I think that’s it.

Authors Note: This fic involves infidelity, I don’t condone it, but I’m aware it’s different for everyone, just know that this is a work of fiction, and you should never feel like you should accept anything, but the best for you 🥺 High key broke my own heart writing this.

Authors Note 2: Thank you so much to @spacequokka​ for beta'ing this angsty mess for me. I love you dearly for this! 💕 also, thank you so much to my fellow emotional mess baby @the-boy-meets-evil​ for helping me edit. Finally, a big thank you to my lovely SVTHub friends for reading this over thank you lovelies, @multi-kpop-fanfics​, @bitchlessdino​ and thank you @onlymingyus​ for the title 💕

Authors Note 3: Also if you’ve seen this fic before, it’s because it was something I’d published once for a different group, but I wanted to revisit and rework it 🩷

Cross Posted to AO3

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