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@rexelectus gets sassed
"I'd make fun of you but your clothes did that for me. Hot Topic's at the mall, kid. This is a school, though I doubt you've been to one." They're sassing Noct but absolutely making flirty eyes at Iggy and Gladio.
#;;morph#noct is such a hot topic princess we know it#they'd throw HARD flirty eyes at gladio tho#and iggy is also their type#they like that BARA BOI or TUTOR DADDY type#iggy is afraid#very afraid
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actually, daniel molloy is so real. cause if i offered to get on my knees for a guy and he telepathically shoved me to my knees, i would get a boner too
#ignore the context of the scene it’s fine#he's fine we're all fine#daniel’s a freak he’s into it#interview with the vampire#iwtv#devil's minion#danmand#armandaniel#iggy’s bullshit#don’t be afraid just start the tape
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Dear former MAGA members who want to right their wrongs,
I forgive you.
I don't quite trust you yet, but I forgive you. People can change, and not giving others room to change will push them away. As long as you keep striving to undo as much of the damage as you can, I will welcome you with open arms.
You will encounter people who won't forgive you for what MAGA has done. I understand their feelings. The MAGA movement has made so many feel unsafe. Lives have been lost because of MAGA. Nobody is forced to forgive or trust you. That's their choice to make.
I also understand if you feel unwelcome because of these people's reactions. I think that if you put in the effort to change and show this through your actions, most people will be more friendly towards you. There'll always be that one person who doesn't trust you, and you'll have to learn to accept that. Like I said, MAGA caused so much suffering.
Had you come up to me for forgiveness a few weeks ago, my answer to you probably would've been different. I don't know, I guess I remembered the morals from My Little Pony, Undertale, and Steven Universe. I know, pretty cheesy of me to reference fictional media in a heartfelt Tumblr post.
You are going to slip up and say something deeply ingrained in you. It's human nature. But messing up is the first step to success.
I left some very harsh comments in the past. Those are my slip-ups. The Iggy writing this post is not the same Iggy who left those comments. And the you of today is not the same you from last month.
I will fight if I have no choice, but I'd rather make a friend than a foe.
"We do have a lot in common. The same Earth, the same air, the same sky. Maybe if we started looking at what's the same instead of what's different... well, who knows."
–Meowth, Mewtwo Strikes Back (1998)
From one human to another,
silver-ace-of-spades
#forgiveness#us politics#am i naive? possibly.#but i think kindness is the answer#iggy gets serious on tumblr#this was a hard post to make#i was afraid of the potential backlash#but i think it needs to be said#iggy screams into the void
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MY MAN CRUSH MONDAY IS...TYLER LABINE SPOOKY SEASON EDITION
FULL NAME: Tyler Sean Labine
DATE OF BIRTH: April 29, 1978
PLACE OFG BIRTH: Brampton, Ontario, Canada
AGE: 45
SIGN: Taurus
BEST KNOWN FOR: Portraying Dale Dobson in Tucker & Dale vs Evil; Robert Franklin in Rise of the Planet of the Apes; Todd Chipowski in Cottage Country; Mike Nolan in Escape Room; Mark Peterson in Are You Afraid of the Dark; Stoner in The X-Files; Jimmy Farrell in Breaker High; Dale Groves in Invasion; Bert "Sock" Wysocki in Reaper; and Dr. Iggy Frome in New Amsterdam.
HEIGHT: 6 feet tall
#mcm#man crush#man crush monday#man crush mondays#tyler labine#ontario canada#blue eyes#nbc new amsterdam#iggy frome#dale dobson#tucker and dale vs evil#rise of the planet of the apes#cottage country#are you afraid of the dark#the x files#escape room#taurus#mcm 2023
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💖 Venus Sign = inner fashion Aesthetic
(Your Venus sign reveals your inner fashion signature — the way you dress to attract, indulge, and express beauty.)
♈ Venus in Aries = Bold Bombshell
You love statement pieces, spicy silhouettes, and fearless outfits that say “I’m here, I’m hot, let’s go.” Leather, red lips, cutouts, and sporty-chic combos are your vibe. You flirt with fire.
Don't be afraid to experiment and lead trends. You might find yourself drawn to mixing masculine and feminine elements, or even incorporating sporty elements into your outfits.
Rihanna, Lady Gaga, Marilyn Monroe, Audrey Hepburn, Alexandra Daddario, Helena Bonham Carter, Miranda Cosgrove, Valerie Bertinelli, Lupita Nyong'o, Janet Jackson, Rosa parks, Queen Latifah, Elizabeth Taylor, Shakira have a Aries Venus💗💗.
♉ Venus in Taurus = Sensual Muse
You radiate luxury and softness. Think cashmere sweaters, gold jewelry, garden tones, and linen dresses. You’re all about fabrics that feel good — your style whispers, “Touch me.”
Look for subtle, feminine floral patterns rather than overly bold or busy designs. classic, well-fitting pieces that exude effortless elegance.
Iggy Azalea, Brenda Song, Wanda Sykes, Princess Diana, Lana Del Rey, Ariana Grande, Patti LaBelle, Chaka Khan, Fergie, Jessie J, Jessica Alba all have a Taurus Venus.
♊ Venus in Gemini = Playful Trendsetter
Your look is flirty, unpredictable, and mentally stimulating. You experiment with prints, layers, and accessories. Think coquette-core meets Y2K meets chaotic-good Gen Z pop star energy.
Lightweight & Flowy Fabrics, Versatile & Adaptable Layers. Button-down shirts, cardigans, and light jackets are examples. Styles like jumpsuits, rompers, and slip dresses that are comfortable, stylish, and allow for freedom of movement. Experimentation is encouraged. Versatility is key.
Margot Robbie, Amy Schumer, Melissa McBride, Tina Fey, Vivica A. Fox, Jennifer Lopez, Naomi Campbell, Megan Fox, Venus Williams, Cher, Sandra Bullock have a Gemini Venus💗💗.
♋ Venus in Cancer = Soft Romantic
Vintage nightgown aesthetics, moonstone jewelry, soft knits, and dreamy color palettes. You dress like a love letter. Think “I bake in lace and cry to old records” energy.
Soft and Romantic, Feminine and Nurturing, Nostalgic and Vintage-Inspired. pieces that hold special memories or have a story behind them, like family heirlooms or vintage finds.
Zendaya, Adriana Lima, Jourdan Dunn, Keke Palmer, Jennette McCurdy, Angelina Jolie, Cameron Diaz, Halle Berry, Khloé Kardashian Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen all have a Venus in cancer.
♌ Venus in Leo = Glam Queen
You embody “main character” style — bold patterns, gold accents, dramatic silhouettes, and fierce hair. You are the fashion moment. If it sparkles, you’re wearing it.
Don't shy away from attention-grabbing pieces and dramatic silhouettes. Think bold prints, unique cuts, and luxurious fabrics. Regal and Glamorous. Confident and Playful. Own Your Style. Experiment and Have Fun but Focus on How You Feel.
Zoe Saldana, Lindsay Lohan, Marie Avgeropoulos, Madonna, Angela Bassett, Selena Gomez, Amy Winehouse have a Leo Venus.
♍ Venus in Virgo = Clean Girl Classic
You’re minimal but polished. Crisp collars, neutral palettes, quiet luxury, and attention to detail. Your vibe is “effortless perfection,” and people notice how curated you are.
Classic Pieces; timeless items that can be easily mixed and matched, creating a versatile and chic wardrobe. Subtle Details garments with subtle yet sophisticated details, such as delicate embroidery, fine stitching, or a unique neckline.
Natural Tones and Muted Hues. If incorporating color, choose strategic pops that complement the overall earthy and neutral palette.
Feminine and Effortless Style. Flowy Silhouettes Comfortable Fabrics. overall appearance is always polished and put-together.
Michelle Rodriguez, Blake Lively, Mila Kunis, Vera Farmiga, Meghan Markle, Jennifer Tilly, Viola Davis, Kylie Jenner, Kim Kardashian, Meagan Good and Tracee Ellis Ross all have a Virgo Venus💗💗.
♎ Venus in Libra = Chic Siren
You serve grace and balance. Think ballet flats, pastels, silk, and designer touches. You love coordinated looks, romantic cuts, and always having the perfect accessory. A walking Pinterest board.
exude sophistication and refinement without appearing overly fussy or trying too hard, creating a sense of effortless chic. have a keen eye for aesthetics and a love for beautiful things, which is reflected in their clothing choices.
Classic with a Modern Twist. Emphasis on Quality. Harmonious Color Palettes like Pastels, soft neutrals, and colors that complement their natural features are often preferred.
Hilary Duff, Emma Stone, Jada Pinkett Smith, Loretta Devine, Lea Michele, Thandie Newton, Jennifer Hudson, Ciara, Beyoncé have a Libra Venus.
♏ Venus in Scorpio = Magnetic Seductress
You dress with mystery and power. Black, burgundy, mesh, corsets, and signature scents. You make eye contact and they melt. Your fashion says, “I’m deep — and dangerous.”
Emphasis on Depth. Luxurious and Dramatic; Look for fabrics like leather, silk, velvet, lace, and heavier materials that add a touch of drama and intrigue.
Form-fitting: Styles that highlight the silhouette and curves. Gothic & Edgy. Seductive but Sophisticated. Chokers, bold belts, unique jewelry, Sleek and Bold. Smoldering and Sultry makeup; Smoky eyes, defined brows, and a classic red lip
Anne Hathaway, Taraji P. Henson, Kris Jenner, Nia Long, Christina Milian, Dakota Johnson, Milla Jovovich, Cardi b, Demi Moore, Winona Ryder, Ellen Pompeo, Halsey, Emily Deschanel, Serena Williams, Regina Hall, Ava Gardner have a Scorpio Venus💗💗.
♐ Venus in Sagittarius = Boho Jetsetter
Your look is free-spirited, colorful, and wanderlust-inspired. Think fringe, scarves, flowy skirts, or anything you could wear on a desert retreat or in a dive bar in Morocco. Prints and Patterns. Unique Silhouettes. Layering. Comfortable Fabrics like linen, cotton, wool, and straw. Sporty Influences; Athleisure or sporty-chic elements can be incorporated.
Play with Color Vibrant Hues. Balance bold colors with neutral shades like navy blue, cream, white, and black. Mix and match different styles and textures. Free-Spirited & Bohemian Versatile & Adaptable.
Bella Thorne, Olga Kurylenko, Amanda Seyfried, Nicki Minaj, Kendall Jenner, Christina Aguilera, Aishwarya Rai Bachchan, Rachelle Lefevre, Rita Ora, Naya Rivera, Whoopi Goldberg, Regina King have a Sagittarius Venus 💗💗.
♑ Venus in Capricorn = Luxe Executive
You dress like the CEO of desire. Structured silhouettes, high-quality materials, and quiet authority. Think power suits, fine watches, and sensual minimalism. You own every room.
Neutral & Earthy Color Palette. Muted Tones. Monochrome Looks. timeless jewelry pieces like a delicate watch, simple earrings, or a gold necklace. A stylish belt can cinch the waist and add structure. Opt for well-made, structured bags in neutral colors.
Focus on Skincare: A healthy, glowing complexion is key. Minimal Makeup: A touch of mascara, a subtle lip color, and groomed brows.
Scarlett Johansson, Megan Thee Stallion, Ariel Winter, Lucy Liu, Lauren London, Sarah Paulson, Dolly Parton, Betty White, SZA, Britney Spears, Alicia Keys, Miley Cyrus, Tyra Banks, Olivia Rodrigo, Cindy Crawford, Kesha have a Capricorn Venus💗💗.
♒ Venus in Aquarius = Style Rebel
You’re avant-garde, offbeat, and always ahead of the trend curve. Metallics, asymmetry, cyber-core, or thrifted pieces with a story. You flirt by being unforgettable.
Eclectic & Unconventional. Unique Accessories; Statement pieces are key. Gender-Fluid & Androgynous; styles that break away from traditional gender norms, such as unisex clothing or androgynous silhouettes. Sustainable & Ethical produced clothing.
Bold & Vibrant Color Palettes; electric blue, neon greens, and metallics. Shimmery & Iridescent fabrics.
Lauren Cohan, Ali Larter, Jenna Fischer, Kate Moss, Eva Mendes, Bridgit Mendler, Ellen DeGeneres, Paris Hilton, Reba McEntire, Taylor Swift, Eartha Kitt, Aretha Franklin, Oprah Winfrey, Jordin Sparks, Pearl Bailey have a Aquarius Venus.
♓ Venus in Pisces = Dreamy Siren
You’re ethereal and romantic, with a fantasy flair. Think sheer fabrics, iridescent tones, celestial prints, and outfits that feel like a poem. You dress like a dream they can’t quite catch.
Flowing Silhouettes; Think flowy dresses, skirts, and blouses. lightweight fabrics like chiffon, silk, and lace. Soft and Delicate Detail; think romantic touches like lace, ruffles, embroidery, and delicate embellishments.
Soft and luxurious materials like satin, velvet, and chiffon. Pastel hues, watery colors, Iridescent Finishes. Feminine, graceful and romantic with a touch of whimsy and dreaminess.
Danai Gurira, Kourtney Kardashian, Lindy Booth, Michelle Obama, Drew Barrymore, Maya Angelou, Camila Cabello, Peyton List, Lisa Stansfield, Jazmine Sullivan, Becky G, Queen Elizabeth II have Venus in Pisces💗💗.
#astro notes#astrology#birth chart#astro observations#astro community#astrology observations#astrology community#astrology degrees#astro#astroblr
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What day is today? It's Ziggy's Gotcha Day!

I'm so sorry I haven't given you a dog update in eight months. I'm going to heck.
Today is Ziggy's first Gotcha Day! Elio's third was earlier this month. They are both doing swell. Ziggy is in such a different place than he was a year ago. When he got here, he was significantly underweight, his grooming neglected. He was undersocialized and fearful.

This is not fearful. This is wearing a hoodie after a bath.
Today he is thriving!
Ziggy is at his goal weight, and he is only afraid of a few normal things like the vacuum cleaner. Overall, he has normal temperament for his breed: cautious but curious.

Ziggy's socialization skills have improved dramatically over the past year; now, for the most part, he enjoys people and gets excited to see them instead of being fearful. He loves pets, playing, and cuddling.

Both of your ears are inside out. Embarrassing.

The eepiest.
Ziggy loves other dogs, and he loves playing with toys, especially very small stuffies. (He is very small! They're him-sized!) His favorite toy is a haunted house with bats inside that he can pull out and run around with.

Heck you, Dracula.

Iggies are stackable.
His other hobbies include running around in the backyard with the other dogs, sunning himself, and sleeping in heated dog baskets. He is super affectionate and very sweet.


This is normal iggy behavior, actually.
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God— I wish Square fucking let Gladio be vulnerable in front of Noct. Admit he trusts Noctis and that he’s terribly afraid of losing him and that’s why he can be such a hardass. And Noct could comfort him, tell him he’s the best damn shield there is and that he’s not doing this alone. It’s not a weight he must shoulder like Titan. Prom and Iggy and Noctis himself are all there to lighten the load. They have each other. They’ll protect each other. They’ll make it through this in one piece. He swears it as king.
#yes I am both here for fixing Gladio’s bullshit#and also enhancing 15’s tragedy#I think a lot of the fandom sees Gladio as unnecessarily antagonistic#and the only real way to get around that is to either ignore it#or put together that he turns his fears (that he only talks about in his dlc) into anger and violence#because he knows how to be a shield but has trouble being vulnerable#and gods he’s so close to fucking up one that he can’t fuck up the other#but I think prying him out of his shell and giving him vulnerable moments would be good#here is something that is so moving that even Gladio is breaking apart and showing his heart#anywho yeah Gladio deserves better#to anyone who misses these rambles from me I hope you enjoy the food#nyx rambles#ffxv#ff15#final fantasy 15#final fantasy xv#gladiolus amicitia#noctis lucis caelum
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lemonade
Lemmy koopa, despite his short stature and childishness, is actually the second oldest koopaling. And also the least invested in any of bowser's plans. He would rather join the circus than fight people and is very friendly with everyone on either side of the general mario conflict but everyone's fine with it because he's lemmy koopa. Completely oblivious and loving it. Very tight bros with iggy, who copied lemmy's hairstyle for a long time. This made a lot of people think they were twins during their childhood which they were both more than fine with but at some point iggy changed his hair into a tree which made lemmy afraid that he was mad at him for a little bit but it was really #notthatdeep and iggy had just wanted to branch out (into a tree). They are still super close and love prankijng people and annoying them especially ludwig because he is easy to annoy. Also, lemmy is transgender, but he let bowser name him again so that's why he's named after Motörhead.
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Little baby Mickey Milkovich who was never invited to a birthday party because the other kids parents where afraid of his parents
Little baby Mickey Milkovich who never got to go to a sleepover because the other kids said he smelled
Little baby Mickey Milkovich who would push the other kids off the swing because they tried to take Mandy’s turn and she’s only two years old
Little baby Mickey Milkovich who fell of his big boy bike, crashing it, and was too afraid to tell his dad
Little baby Mickey Milkovich who went hungry to school because no one packed him a lunch
Little baby Mickey Milkovich who never had a real friend but that’s alright because he has Iggy and Colin
Little baby Mickey Milkovich who learned form an early age that being violent makes people fear him and that’s much better than being respected anyways
#Mickey milkovich my baby#gallavich#Season 1 mickey has my heart omg#gallavich headcanon#my post#edit: typo lol
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Do you ever start writing a response, intend to save it as a draft, and then accidentally post it in its incomplete form at 3 in the morning? Anyway—
So these are the vibes: there are typically two types of mad scientists— Dr. Frankensteins and Dr. Jekylls. Scientists who experiment using other people's bodies, and scientists who experiment on themselves. In this, with Fang dead and Max unable to move on, I see her taking the role of Dr. Frankenstein, cloning Fang and then falling into the type trap as the doctors that made her, wanting her creation to stay still and contained and where she can see it, so her friend will never be hurt again.
Before this, I think Iggy left. I think he heard Max's plans, and he loves her, he loves Fang, but the best way he knows how to show love is to let them die. So he takes the flock that will join him— maybe Nudge, maybe Gazzy, maybe all three— and leaves before he has to witness what his friends will become.
And before this, he was running his own experiments. The best way he can show love to his flock is not to alter them, even to save them, but he does not extend that love to his own body. He is Dr. Jekyll, willing to peel apart his own body to make it into something better.
So he's on the run, with his part of the flock. Maybe the rest are with Max. Maybe the rest are dead. But eventually, if he were to hear Max succeeded, Max created a clone, and he hopes that she'll stop there, but he also doesn't put a lot of stake on hope. So he makes himself stronger, in whatever ways possible, in case she comes for the rest of her flock's DNA and marrow; while Max keeps her porcelain doll safe, in whatever ways possible, in case her flock comes to take it from her. She begins to look more human, more civilized, in her white coat and nitrile gloves, while Iggy looks less like a person and more like a corpse, or a monster.
There is no Mad Scientist Duo; there are only Mad Scientist Rivals.
ok but what if: mad scientist max fighting against her science-based trauma so that she can learn how to resurrect/clone/etc. fang because she can't go through life without him but she sure as hell doesn't trust the whitecoats to bring him back, least of all jeb
and as @aviandaleks suggested: max looking at herself in the mirror, wearing a white coat and nitrile gloves stained in blood, and realizing she's become just like them
#Maximum Ride on Main#Maximum Ride#Mad Scientist Iggy AU#Mad Scientist Max AU#might do art about this later#does the rest of the flock stay with Iggy longterm? do they become afraid of him? no idea. Someone else chime in.#overall I feel like losing Fang would make Max and Iggy hate each other#Because YES Max would do anything to bring him back and would see a refusal to help her as proof that Iggy loved him less#While Iggy thinks that Fang would rather die than be an experiment again and thus bringing him back in any way is selfish#anyway if they ever met again I have the image of Max (a monster) being able to stab her former friend through the chest#and Iggy (a monster) being able to pull the blade out without flinching#fuck it we could throw undead!Fang in here#he never actually interacts with either of these guys he’s having a grand time with Maya#thank u for playing dolls with me#maxtothemax
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Mandy getting ready in the bathroom. Her brothers coming in and out. Colin asks if his shirt looks good for a date, it’s not, it has a mustard stain. Mickey walks in and leans against the counter and just chills, fiddling with random objects that Mandy has to keep taking from him because she’s afraid he’s going to break the eye lash curler she just stole. Iggy comes in with his can of beans and asks her if she wants a bite.
Then they leave the bathroom and start teasing her as she heads out the door and she calls them assholes. But she smiles. She loves her older brothers.
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Random Gallavich Questions!
Reblog for your followers to ask you or just pick a number to answer! Feel free to interpret these questions however you like 💖
What do they keep in their nightstands?
Do they have a regular Friday night ritual?
Do they get any more tattoos? What about piercings?
Early seasons - how did they stay in touch? Text messages or phone calls or face to face only?
What kind of music playlists do they have?
What do they end up calling their security business?
When they invite the family round to their new place for the first time - how does it go? Dinner? Movie night? Classic Gallagher party?
What’s the first thing they do when they finish parole?
What really random/weird thing do they love about each other?
What was the first ‘present’ they gave each other but pretended it wasn’t a present?
Do either of them ever go to therapy and come to terms with their trauma?
What is their favourite photo of each other?
Who is more likely to cook? Or do they always cook together?
What is something from a fic or art that you love so much you thought ‘headcanon accepted’?
How messy is their apartment?
Who is the better driver?
Did they have any secret dreams in the early seasons? Did they ever have wild fantasies about being boyfriends or getting married?
“He isn’t afraid to kiss me” - do you think Ian tried again to kiss Mickey after the first time?
Do you think they ever ended up in detention together at school? If so, did they acknowledge each other?
Post canon - do you think they ever visit the dugouts or the bleachers again?
What are their last 5 searches on the internet?
Post canon - do they ever get embarrassed around each other?
Does Mickey actually piss in the pool?
Does Ian ever get Mickey to go stare at the organic fruit with him?
Which piece of art do you wish someone would write a fic about?
Pre-canon - what do you think was the first time either of them heard about/encountered each other’s families?
What random/dangerous/stupid things did they get up to that we didn’t see in canon?
Do they have a favourite kiss?
Does Ian ever have any more contact with Clayton?
Do you think Iggy, Colin, Mickey and Mandy are full siblings or half siblings?
How do they write each other’s names in their contacts on their phone?
Who spends longer in the shower?
How much did they stay in contact between when Ian was released from prison and when Mickey was released in season 10?
What is their first major splurge when they get the apartment?
Who is more likely to describe in detail their dreams?
Free question - tell us a headcanon you’ve been wanting to share! 👀
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He just doesn't understand, Bowser....😔

Testing out the limits of these designs.
Wendy and Iggy roughhousing a bit. She messes with him sometimes, but deep down he enjoys the much needed practice.
Wendy isn't afraid to get a little dirt on her.

It's Luigi's first time seeing how rough the Koopalings are when they're play-fighting. Once he realizes they're not gonna hurt one another too badly he doesn't scold them as much.

Bowser being a proud papa ft. confused/concerned Luigi
#bowuigi#look at these cuties#super mario bros#bowser x luigi#bowser#the koopalings#wendy koopa#iggy koopa#luigi#they are gay your honor#bowuigi au
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silly stupid dd2 genzy doodles and headcanons:
genzou's pawn scar is very ticklish and sensitive (and also starts glowing if it gets too much attention lol)
when iggy gets sick or isn't feeling well, genzou rubs his head while using his linked glowy stamina-sharing power to help him feel better (which expends some of his own stamina)
genzou tries to be Super Normal when other wandering pawns are around because he's afraid of the repercussions of their relationship on the cycle; he usually ends up going too far and becoming super awkward and rigid instead
genzou protects iggy from view while they're in the hot springs because iggy would feel too uncomfortable to go in while others are there otherwise
iggy is constantly getting distracted, lost, or both while out exploring, which usually results in their treks being elongated by at least an extra day
#doodle: ow#doodle: iggy#doodle: genzou#doodle: genzy#carrot plays dd2#i got a bit carried away lakjdsfas#sob i love them so much#capcom please let me make some of these a reality#/hj#or is it?
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Max Ride Fancasts
Someone mentioned the Max Ride movie and I, who has not yet watched it, have decided rather than doing that, am going to make a Fancast using modern actors. While I am objectively correct about all of my choices, if you disagree with me, you should make your own fancast (this is blatant baiting into getting more fancasts. I want to see everyone's opinions about who should play these characters. Pretty Please <3)
To set the scene: the year is 2025. James Patterson has announced that he's been working with another studio for a Maximum Ride movie. Fans despair everywhere, but we all know we're going to watch it.
"What's the cast list?" we ask. "Are we going to get another blond buzzcut man for Fang?" we ask.
Before we learn any of that, we learn that it's directed by Justin Benson, and James Newton Howard is doing the soundtrack, because this seems like the most important piece of information for them to give you, and since it's MY fantasy Maximum Ride movie, I get to choose who's doing the soundtrack.
It takes much longer for them to release the cast list, because we already have the most important part (Michael Giacchino) covered.
Maximum Ride: Dior Goodjohn
First: look at her. She could totally lead a pack of feral teenagers in the woods. And, in contrast to the canon movie, she has some solidness to her limbs that look like she'd actually do damage if she hit someone, which I find important for Max— she's strong. She needs to look it. Second: her performance in the Percy Jackson Series shows that she can 100% play a suave, sarcastic, quippy character who solves her problems with punching, while her role in Are You Afraid of the Dark shows a much more emotive role, and I think the combination of these two roles showcase a really good vibe for Max's smarmy teenager who also wears her heart on her sleeve and is in over her head.
Fang: Teo Briones
Is 20 perhaps skirting the edge of playing a teenager territory? Yes, but since JP established that the flock looks older than they are, and the last guy to play Fang was over 20, I'm allowing it. From an aesthetic perspective, Briones has both the generally youthful look while still being angular, which I feel is really good for someone playing Fang. And he's made a lot of his films in the thriller/horror genre that emphasize his ability to do micro expressions, which would translate really well to a character who doesn't emote very much.
Iggy: Mason Thames
In a perfect world I think a blind actor would be best for this role, but that being said, this is a fancast, so I'm using celebrities. I think the general gangliness fits Iggy well, there's a smarminess to him (look at the smirks), and his performance in Black Phone shows that he can also play up intense emotions, which would be good for a character like Iggy who switches from laid back/carefree to really intense and angry fairly quickly.
Nudge: Madison Curry
Gonna be honest, the younger the actors get the less I'm looking at their film history and the more I'm going off vibes, and Madison Curry looks like a really good Nudge to me. She looks so nice and happy to be alive, in contrast to all of the older kids. Also, she was really good in Us 2019, which proves her ability to work in a darker genre.
Gazzy: Jackson Scott
If the Maximum Ride Movie was allowed to cast a 12-year-old to play a six-year-old, I'm allowed to do this. He'd blond, he looks rambunctious, and the exact type of person to blow things up for fun.
Angel: Charlotte Ann Tucker
Okay but think about how much sadder all of Angel's scenes would be if she actually looked like a chubby-cheeked six-year-old. Put THAT into the horrors and we'll all forgive her for what she did in the late series (become annoying).
Ari Batchelder: David Mattle
Since Ari is seven, but looks twenty, but acts twelve, I think there's a lot of directions his actor to go in, but I'm choosing David Mattle because, like Angel, think about how much sadder all of his scenes are if he looks like a kid. David Mattle also has a more angular face, giving him a slightly more serious appearance despite being young that would lend well to Ari, and his role from There's Something Wrong With the Children makes me feel like he could play a good antagonist, leaning more into a creepy/sadistic child in a horror movie rather than a military man that kills for the lulz and is also seven.
Jeb Batchelder: Ethan Hawke
Not only does Ethan Hawke look like a tired and slightly bedraggled full-time scientist, part-time father (about to get fired from that job), but his recent work in Moon Knight and Black Phone really display someone who is surface level very calm and reasonable while he does absolutely heinous things, which is a good thing to bring into Jeb's character. We need someone who displays the cognitive dissonance to behave like he's the normal one in the situation that he's directly causing and making worse, with the charimsa to have him getting away with it.
Valencia Martinez: Lupita Nyong'o
Now you see why I casted Max the way I did. Not only is Lupita Mexican, but I'm citing her performance in Us 2019 for this one, she can 100% play frazzled mother weighed down by the guilt of her actions and enduring the Horrors caused by them, because (again) Us 2019. Look at her. Look at her. Tell me she wouldn't make the best Dr. Martinez.
In conclusion: We would all watch this movie, even if it had the exact same cgi wing budget. also I think all that this proves is that my movie watching history contains mostly horror.
#maximum ride on main#maximum ride#Max Ride#Fang (Maximum Ride)#iggy (maximum ride)#nudge (maximum ride)#gazzy (maximum ride)#angel (maximum ride)#Jeb Batchelder#Valencia Martinez#fancast#Maximum Ride Fancast#If you make your own feel free to tag me I want to SEE THEM#Also the vibes of the movie I think would be the series of unfortunate events (netflix) meets the teen horror genre#specifically in that everything is quippy and a little campy up until a grown man hits a literal child and they go down hard#or said child is covered in someone else's blood and dry heaving from the smell#and then they try to go back to fun and campy but THEY REMEMBER. THEY FUCKING REMEMBER.
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Final Fantasy XV
Noctis x reader (x Prompto)
_________________________________ Part 1: How you met him… __________________________________
How you met his father, the king…..
Let’s say, you still felt uncomfortable around Noctis. No matter how you met him, you stuck between casual calling him and in a bow. That makes him so embarrassed too. But it is hard-core to hear or see him in the Radio or TV and then act as he would be just an ordinary guy. Even your own parents couldn't believe you and say ‚Yeah that is your wish, right?‘. However, at lunch time, he is always with you and Prompto. He takes a nap or eats something. At these times, you got used to him and even made some jokes around him. Always a little shy but he noticed your wicked smile while you looked away from him. Prompto is usually on your side to prank the royal friend of yours. He just smirked like you as he countered back.
„Guys , don't forget who will be king someday…“ He would threat. And you dared to say:
„ Yeah, the king of naps.“ Prompto just falls off from his chair due all his laughter. Slowly, you warmed up to the prince who is definitely happy about it. You can feel that he is not different at all. But this feeling crumbled every time, he invites you to his royal home. The feeling that you were million miles different and far away from this boy. The first time, you walked in like a lost puppy. And as you more got into the building, it seems bigger and bigger . You followed Noctis with a free caring Prompto. After a while you entered a fancy room with a large table. The dishes on the nice decorated table were already set.
“Noct?“ you heared a fine British accent.
„Here.“ The prince called out. A slender man with light brown hair which were all drawn back and glasses came from another room in as he bowed.
„Welcome home , your highness.“ Well there it goes.
„Hi Iggy!“ Prompto waved to him. From formal to casual. Then, his eyes met you as he closed the distance between your figures. His hand reaches out to you to shake as you directly accepted it.
„ You must be Lady L/N. Gracious to make your company. You can call me Ignis “ You nod with a light smile and nervous for being called 'Lady'? „And I need to say thank you for taking care of the prince.“ Now, you were more puzzled.
„Huh?“ Even Noctis breathed out.
„I heard you took care of him as he had a bleeding nose.“ His eyes shifted to Noctis as he uncomfortable moved to stand on the other leg.
„Where do you know?“ The prince questioned.
„ A shocked nurse came to the king and informed him about it.“ You glanced to Noctis as he rolled his eyes.
„ Come on, I told her, she shouldn’t annoy my father.“ Prompto giggled behind him.
„ I am sorry but that he got hurt was because of me…“ Ignis smiled a bit .
„ I bet his clumsiness was at fault.“ A Noctis wanted to protest but he continues „ Anyway how was the bento I made? Did you taste that I used the flavour from ....*X*, *Y*" In the end, you understand just nothing and made him clear that you enjoyed it. In an instant, he vanished to prepare your evening meal.
„He is nice…. „ You mumbled. Noctis sighed
„ Nice like a ragging mother….“ Prompto chuckled.
„ Yeah, but he has it hard with you.“ Then Noctis wanted to hit him on his head as the blonde ducked. „HA !“ He yelled and suddenly Noctis hit him on his stomach. „ Ugh! Not fair!“ The prince smirked only. Then, his eyes wandered to you. You were staring at the fancy decoration with a mouth agape. He was a little afraid that you were too ‚impressed' and will maybe avoid him in the future. Many others did so. He coughed to get your attention. Your eyes reached his as he stuttered
„ A-Are" Really now? „ Are you alright?.“ With wide eyes you nod.
„ I think so….. „ You muttered. Prompto just mentions
„ You haven't seen anything. Wait up when you see-„ Noctis stopped him by giving him a death glare.
„ I am okay. I just go for little girls.“ Embarrassed, they noticed your impressed staring, you left the room quickly to search the toilet. Well, while stamping away, you recognized that you have no idea were the toilet is. „ Just great , Y/N.“ You mumbled to yourself. So you opened every door and peeked inside secretly. Of course, only when nobody was around. Somebody noticed you as you opened the door. You pretended that you need to go in there as you entered a room which you just stared in disbelief. The roof was unbelievable high and the gold and silver decorated the whole room. Your head brought up as you walked backwards. „Wow.“ Then you recognize this room as you contained more details. This is…. The throne room. ‚Holy shit‘ you mind screamed. This was what you had seen on pictures and TV but in reality, it was more majestic. A voice brought you to shriek and turned around abruptly .
„Miss how can I help you?“ His deep voice hollered through the room as you eyes pooped out like pizzas. Few second were needed as you bowed directly and showed your respect .
„ My majesty . I apologize.“ Nothing more could pass your dry throat. He chuckled as he stand up.
„ It seems I startled you. These clothing….. You are in the same school like my son.“ Slowly, he stepped down the stairs. As he climped down seemingly hurt, you just couldn't stand there and rushed to him for help. He smiled at it kindly. Was it okay for you to touch him? Then, he stopped and turned to you.
„ Thank you for your help. But can you tell me your name?“ Again you bowed as you answered him „ Y/N L/N, my majesty!“ His eyebrows knitted as he spoke up.
„ L/N ? Oh, your parents are excellent baker. This Choco chili cake is truly magnificent.“ Oh, when you parents would hear this.
„ Thank you very much, your Excellency.“ There he waved his hands in front of him.
„Stop this formal talk. My duty for this day is done. Just Regis.“ You looked surprised at him as your lips left .
„ Like your son.“ Curiously, he watched you.
„You know my son Noctis personally?“ You nodded.
„ He invited me here for a feast.“ You slowly told him. He started to laugh.
„How bold has this boy become , not tell his father about a female guest for himself.“ After helping him the whole stairs down, the king started with you a light conversation and wanted to know how you met his son. Shyly, you told him that you hit him with the door. You thought, he would be angry instead he snickered about it. „No wonder he would hide it. He got a pretty girl taking care of him.“ You blushed as he smiled at your reaction.
„ I don't think-" Suddenly, the door snapped open to reveal the prince.
„Y/N?“ he asked and then after a shock, realizing his father. „ Father…..“ He gulped. Hell, he didn't told him about her. The king sighed.
„Son.“ He smiled cheekily at his own blood. Noctis avoided his smirk in silence. Just awkward… Then, you said to lighten up the situation.
„So I believe…. This isn’t the bathroom?“ A chuckled is heard from the corner in this room. There stood a knightglaive slightly shaking his shoulders because of your words. Was he the whole time here? Regis spoke up to his son.
„Show your female guest, Y/N, the way to the bathroom, my son. And behave well around her.“ Noctis breathed out and gestured to come over. You turn and before you could bow, he reached a hand to you . „ I shall take my leave now. I hope, you have wonderful evening here, Miss Y/N L/N. May we blessed meeting again.“ You nodded and accepted his handshake. With a beating heart, you sloppily dragged behind Noctis.
„Wow. I like your father.“You simply stated.
“Huh?!“ He stopped and looked at you. „How long have you been with him?“ you shrugged
„ Quite a while…..“ ‚Oh great!‘ He thought. This meant, tonight is going to held an interrogation by his father. Then, you hold your cheeks.
„He called me pretty.“ ‚Wha-! What did you just talk with him?!' Noctis watched you in disbelief.
King Regis was from beginning a wonderful person and king. His soon death couldn'/t You shake of easily. Thank God ,there were multiple times, you had met him after your first meeting.
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