#ig this counts as a rambles

[traumxrei-archive]

[ notice for exam season ]

i'm (relatively) alive !! raahhh !! busy weekend and now i'm in panic mode bc my exam is in 15 days haha <3 i'll get through this somehow,,,,

the other thing i wanted to say was: after i finish reacting to book 6 (last post soon), i'll take a hiatus for exam season, which, unfortunately, is quite long for me. (the distance between first exam and last exam is like. almost a month.)

i'll still answer any asks sent in or post silly things, but i'm probably not gonna be posting any new writing (even now...motivation to write is eluding me bc of studying ough) (unless i decide to procrastinate on studying by writing, which has happened before. in that case i give anyone who sees and remembers this permission to bonk me in asks jskfdjsfk)

the hiatus is already kinda starting-ish ? but the definite end date will be may 18th (yea. that's a long ass time.) other than that, good luck to everyone who's having finals !!! i'm cheering for you and your academic success !!

[crystallizsch]

i think i did something evil

[your-unfriendlyghost]

“aka “the movie that made me understand why folks are into men”” getting some awakenings there aren’t you Casper /silly

Pfft whaaaat nooooo, ‘course not, what-

[alexthemacaronian]

II EPISODE 15 RELATED STUFD

INUSTFINISHED II2 EP15 AND OH MY GOF I AL ASCENDING????THAT WASACTUALKHB SOHOOD

I CANT MAKE COHERENT SENTENCESRN SO IM NOT GPMNA PICK APART THE EPISODE (YET) BUT MAN. ALSOI WAS WAYYY OFF WHEN ITALKED ABOYT THE TRAILER LMAOAOAKSO

THWYRE SO FUCKING STUPID I HOPE THEY EXPLODE AND DIE /VVVPOS

WRITERS HOW COULD YOU WRITE THIS YOU. YOU.

IM NOT EVEN MAD LB GOT OUT THAT WAS THE MOST WHOLESOME SHIT EVER ARE YOU KIDDING ME???

ME RN v

ALSO TT MAKING LB A PEN TO CLICK WHEN ANXIOUS THAT SENDS OUT A DISTRESS SIGNAL??? ACTUALLY HOW DARW YOU.HOW DARE YOUUUU (/VVPOS)

YALL WERE NOT SLICK KN THE SLIGHTEST WITH THIS PEN DESIGN

"I came as fast as I coul" SHUT UP YOU GODDAMN HOMOSEXUAL (/VVVPOS, ALL OF THIS IS POS IM GOING TO STOP CLARIFYING RHAT FROM NOW ON BUT JS SO YK)

I HATE THEM SO MUCH I HOPE THEY EXPLODE can yall tell who my favs are ikik it's very hard

ALSO TACOS MUSICAL NUMBE????HELEPRO???????THAT SHIT WAS FUCKING FIRE I NEED IT INJECTED INTO MY BLOODSTREAM

ALSO TACO AND MEPAD AS A DUO I HRHRHGGRGGEGRGTHRHHRHRHRHSH

ALSO COBS????HELLO???? wRITERS STOP TORTURING MEPHONE HES CLEARLY STRUGGLING TO COPE AS IS LAMALKWKQNAKQMJEJKEJEHWHWHHWHEHQHHWHE

OKAY ILL STFU NOW,ILLBEBACK WHEN IM REASY TO TALK ABOYT THIS EPISODE IN FULL LAMOWJEH

(I PROMISE I CARE ABOUT EVERYTHING ELSE IN THE EP TOO BUT I NEED3D YO GET RHIS BRAINGOOP PIT FISRT 🙏🙏)

[gaylactic-fire]

List of accidentally hilarious phrases intended to be queerphobic toward me:

- Queered into oblivion

- I get that you're trans anarchists or whatever

- Whore headcanons

[loquatenjoyer69]

He wants the loquat because he wants, like most people, to be happy.

Matoba is Matoba. The exorcist world is dying, families are losing their power, but there are still those who want to see the Matoba house brought to its knees, and even in a world like this where the competition is not what it used to be, it's still crucial to maintain the family's power. One slip could reveal a fatal weakness. A single crack could bring the whole house down.

Matoba is Matoba. A fifteen year old boy knows the histories of all the notable exorcist families, because he has to. If you're Matoba, you have to keep tabs on everyone. The Natori house was once powerful enough to rival the Matobas; their proprietary paper techniques allowed them to commune with the gods. Now all that's left of them is a child who knows nothing of his own legacy.

"The Matoba clan might not always be at the top, either, you know."

"Ahaha, I don't know about that... I won't let it fall." It's not allowed.

Every month, a hideous dark mass of a creature comes after him, trying to eat his eye out of his skull. Every Matoba head for countless generations has lived with this. The previous head's face was unrecognizable by the end. A fifteen year old boy is already preparing to take on the role with unwavering confidence. A single crack could bring the whole house down.

Exorcists gossip, exorcists scheme, they plot against each other and try to gain power. Youkai are unpredictable and dangerous; they can be powerful, but they often impose themselves on humans and cause them to suffer. If you can learn how to control them, you can wield that power. You must not let the youkai catch you, or the Matoba's power is no more.

Matoba Seiji is the head of the notorious Matoba clan, dispatching dangerous youkai with ease, spying on other exorcists, keeping the enemies of his clan in check, always carrying the umbrella when he needs it, always with that smile on his face. Matoba has perfectly mastered the art of protecting Matoba.

At twenty-two, he's been doing this for a while now. The small talk, the plotting, the bribing, the arrows, the umbrellas, the monthly visits from a creature hellbent on devouring your eye, it all becomes part of a routine, and at the same time, it gets tiresome.

Incidentally, Matoba Seiji likes sweet things. Incidentally, Matoba Seiji has a fondness for cats. These are essentially fun bits of trivia about him; they're not evidence of anything.

Incidentally, sometimes it seems like he's going out of his way to help people without them knowing. It's just easier that way; it's just more efficient.

None of this means anything. Maybe Matoba is the hard ground in winter: dry and barren, all life asleep underneath, waiting for spring (winter has been going on for years now). Maybe he's a summer harvest: the product of deliberate and painstaking cultivation under the heat of the sun. Maybe he's the spring: full of potential, just starting to blossom. Maybe he's the fall: dying, though he doesn't know it. Maybe people aren't like seasons at all; they're actually more complicated than that.

Summer is loquat season. Under the blazing heat of the sun, in the damp and sweltering air, the sweet loquats are ripening on the branch. Years ago, Matoba Seiji would admire them every day on the way home from school. It's wonderful how something so sweet and delicious could come from nature. Years ago, someone else was there, and they both got to taste the loquats. It's funny how things don't always work out.

[l3viat8an]

Finding out Levi is a streamer but instead of gaming, he's one of those whining audio porn streamers and quickly becoming his biggest fan 🤭

-🍀

Hdjshsjong okay this- but with a lil twist, like say you don’t really know it’s Levi- he keeps his real name a secret and while you know this guy sound super similar you think, you just got lucky-

Meanwhile your username / pfp make it obvious it’s you and Levi has to keep himself in check and make sure he doesn’t moan your name when he knows you’re watching-

[phoenix--flying]

pjo fandom get your shit together challenge (impossible)

post about alison: the comments: "not rick creating an oc for HIS OWN series"

do you. do you KNOW. what an oc is. do you KNOW what percy jackson is. do you know what annabeth chase or ethan nakamura or luke castellan or ANY NON MYTHOLOGICALLY ACCURATE CHARACTERS IN THAT SERIES ARE???

[maskedinfinate]

OK FINE OBLIGATORY YAOI POST RRGRGRGGGRR

genuinely so embarrassed to post it but um im trying to be brave ok. idk what they have going on but they are gay as fuck and probably also both on the aroace spectrum. And trans. And autistic.

[mistakes-have-been-made]

Made a very shitty, under a minute doodle of Cassandra and Paris ig

(Og in the undercut)

[the-count-and-the-raven]

Just realized i never posted the finished product oops

Anyway this took me like 56 hrs please enjoy

Open image for higher quality blah blah yk what to do

[dragonbma]

It only occurred to me yesterday that Milo x Reginald is a rarepair so um hi. Yeah they’re my favorite guys and I call them Jailbirds. Same for Isa x Milo x Reginald I also call that Jailbirds.

Ok that’s all from me, bye.

Idk I just think they’re neat…

[kittenninja14]

Not entirely sure i like how this came out but i did have lots fun drawing/coloring her!!

Anyways some Skylor from Knox's Wobbly Hearts bc despite her back-stabbing behavior towards my traumatized boy, I love her for some reason loll.

Plus her hairrrrrrr!!! Knox dudeeeee... her hair is gorgeousssss!!! I had soo much fun coloring her hair lol.

Anywaysss yall should check out @ninja-knox-ur-sox-off's brilliant Wobbly Hearts AU... its an absolute masterpieceeeee

https://kittenninja14.tumblr.com/post/731916269075480576/hey-yall-i-just-found-this-incredible-video-and

[howl-gets-silly]

Need so desperately to make out with a fat guys belly button I will not lie. It's a need, not a want.

I wanna stick my fingers in there, two, three, more? Who knows, who cares!! I need to see how deep it is, feel it out and press in and really get a feel for it. Then I need to get a taste, maybe bring more teasing about it at first. Kissing around other parts of the tummy, getting closer and closer to the belly button before giving it a good lick and then plunging into the depths.

I think I just need to worship someone's belly so badly as well

[total-drama-raptor]

I’m surprised they haven’t made a TD character that’s just an exaggerated stereotype of Americans. Like, you’d think that with four gens of characters plus RR they would’ve done it, but they haven’t.

[catwouthats]

By the way, only about a third of Germany actually was supportive of Hitler. Currently, everyone that’s voted for Trump only makes up a third of the USA population.