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wip wednesday 💕
hi!! so good news - the next chapter of everywhere, everything is so so so close to being done. I decided on a chapter title and right now it’s sitting at 5.5K words most of which is smut lol aaaand I still have to write a tiny bit of actual plot
Keep an eye out, I’m aiming to have it up by the end of the week. In the meantime, here’s some slutty elain inner monologue xo
She’d wanted it from the second she’d started getting ready for the airport. Wanted it from the time she’d slipped on her new underwear while imagining him taking it off of her. She’d wanted to make him feel the way he’d made her feel a time or two now - knew that he wouldn’t be keeping score but even still, she’d been itching for it and she knew she wouldn’t be able to hold out as soon as she first spotted him while coming down the escalator. It was a miracle she’d even lasted that far into the drive. It was even more of a miracle that she’d been able to leave it where they’d left it considering that now, hours later, she was still aching for him.
#unedited per usual#if you see a typo no you didn’t#I haven’t written smut in so long I’m nervy#elriel fic#my writing#elriel#wip wednesday#everywhere everything
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Do you think every time Jace and Porter called out of work on the same days during sophomore & junior year that people just assumed they were definitely dating and the two of them just fed into because it benefitted the plan? Time to spiral about it.
Adding a read more bc some smut ensues ✌️
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There are whisperings amongst the staff and one day Porter over hears like Lucilla telling Corsica she thinks they’re together “they were both off for two days last week and then again last month.” Porter takes that as a good idea to cover things up so he proposes a fake dating scheme to Jace- who has secretly been going along with this whole plan because he hoped at some point it would lead to getting laid. He’s usually not one for a long game and he DEFINITELY thought Porter would give this whole thing up a lot sooner. But now hes kinda locked in and maybe if he squints their dynamic feels like being friends. Dating FAKE dating is the natural next step, right?
Jace fully doesn’t know what he’s expecting the fake dating to look like, Porter didn’t give up many details, just mentioned it off hand one night while they’re scheming in his office. “Some of our coworkers are getting suspicious, we should pretend we’re together to throw’em off.” Jace just nods slowly, fighting for his life not to read too much into it.
About a week later Porter shows up in the middle of second period to his classroom with a huge bouquet of flowers for him. His students are watching this in complete shock. Word spreads FAST around the school, it’s a lot of attention, not that Jace minds it but he’s surprised by how much Porter is leaning into it.
He’s bringing him gifts and leaving him notes on his desk. When Porter kisses him for the first time, it’s after a faculty meeting while the other professors are packing up their stuff to head out. Jace barely even remembers any of them are around the way Porter is holding his waist and biting his bottom lip between his teeth. He’s not sure when Porter started supporting his weight but he’s grateful for it because his knees are buckling at how oddly passionate it is, and wow okay Porter is a really good kisser and-
Gilear is clearing his throat and asking if they can stay behind for a moment to fill out the proper HR paperwork now that they’re together. Porter just wraps an arm around Jace, slotting him into his side and nods. Jace can barely focus on the words on the page, his head is swimming and Porter’s massive hand hasn’t left his thigh the entire time they’re sitting with Gilear.
Once they’re done, Porter leans down and whispers, “great work, Stardiamond,” into his ear. His voice is so low and deep and Jace is two seconds from leaning in for another kiss when Porter claps him in the shoulder and leaves the room.
That evening, Jace calls Porter, making up some excuse about having a lead on finding the name. He doesn’t have a fucking clue about the name, he doesn’t really care right now. He just- needs to see something first and then he’ll get back to thinking about the plan.
The minute Porter steps into Jace’s place, it’s eerily quiet. The only thing keeping him from being in complete darkness are dancing lights creating a path into the kitchen. He calls Jace’s name. No answer. So, he follows the lights and as he enters the kitchen, he sees Jace nervously holding two glasses of wine.
“Hey-! You came,” he lets off. Porter raises an eyebrow at him as he stalks closer. “What’s all this?” Jace flushes and hands him a glass of wine. He stutters out some excuse about it being a thank you for how much effort Porter is putting into the fake dating thing.
Porter sees right through him, he’s known about Jace’s crush for a while now. Ever since he caught him staring after a particularly strenuous training session with the rat grinders. He was drenched in sweat, hair out of his usual ponytail, glistening and raging. When he caught Jace’s eye, he didn’t look away, just swallowed hard and offered him a thumbs up. Jace was absolutely flushed and still sparking with wisps of magic. He looked breathtaking. He considered dragging him to the gym showers and letting Jace fuck him right there. They were training for hours and Jace looked disheveled and gorgeous. He always appreciates seeing how powerful Jace was when they went off to wrangle monsters for the rat grinders to get the final blow on. Jace was extremely competent and skilled. Much to his surprise, Jace was just as quick with a dagger as he was with his use of counterspell. Porter spent way too much time awake at night thinking about Jace covered in blood and tearing into some beast triple his size. He could hold his own. Very sexy of him.
“You know,” he says as he takes Jace’s wine glass and places them both in the counter. “We should probably get our stories straight. When we got together, what you love about me, that sorta thing.” Jace’s ears start to twitch a bit, a tick he definitely thought he grew out of.
Porter smirks, taking a seat. Jace follows his lead, “yeah, uh.. I loved that kiss today. We should-“ and then Porter’s closing the distance, pulling Jace into his lap. Jace whines into it before Porter pulls away to press kisses to his neck. It’s so much and not enough. He needs more he needs to feel Porter’s hands all over his bare skin, he needs- Porters fingers find his (multiple) belt buckles and makes quick work of them. Jace is so hard, and then Porter’s knuckles are grazing over his clothed erection. He sucks in a sharp breath before saying, “hold on tight.” And teleports them into his bed.
Porter chuckles at his eagerness, flipping them over so Jace is laying in his back. He tugs his god awfully tight jeans down his legs then makes quick work of helping Jace out of his shirt. He eyes him for a moment, eyes roving over his chest. He places a kiss between the plain of his pecks the trails more up his neck and jaw until he finds his lips again. Jace is already so wound tight, the feel of Porter’s beard scraping along his skin feels so good, he can’t help but rut his hips against Porter’s thigh that’s lodged between his legs. Porter takes his wrists and pins them above his head with one hand and palms Jace’s cock through his briefs. There’s already a slick wet spot from his pre-cum. Jace groans, bucking his hips. “Gods- Porter don’t be a fucking tease-“ Porter tugs his underwear down before Jace can fuss anymore, grasping him in his fist. “Fuck my hand, pretty boy. Use me.”
Jace’s eyes widen at his words. Use me. He can definitely do that. In an instant, he Misty steps out of Porter’s grasp. “On your knees.” Porter starts to protest before deciding to see where this is going. He gets off the bed kneels before Jace. Jace strokes himself for a moment before Porter is moving his hands and taking him into his mouth. He almost comes at the sight of him. His partner in crime, taking his cock down his throat.
Porter gives head like a monster. He takes Jace down his throat with ease, pulling back to lick up his drool where it’s dripping down Jace’s balls. Jace gasps at the sensation, barely able to keep his hooded eyes open as Porter trails his tongue along the length of his cock. His hands find Porter’s hair. Pulling tight until he stills, allowing Jace to fuck his throat. He holds him steady by his hips as Jace’s knees buckle and his thrusts get sloppier. Jace’s eyes screw shut, Porters throat is so warm, wet and tight. He moans loudly, curses spilling from his lips as he comes hard down Porter’s throat. He moans around him, swallowing every drop. When he pulls back, he can see his seed mixed with Porter’s drool coating his lips and beard. “You’re so fucking good at that,” he pants, hands gripping tight to Porter’s shoulders as he steadies himself. Porter licks his lips, taking a moment to catch his breath.
“I’m not done with you yet, Star.”
#or the bottom Porter ficlet#he wants Jace to fuck him so bad so I will be continuing this later lmaooo#if you see a typo no you didn’t#starbreaker#jaceporter#jace stardiamond#porter cliffbreaker#nsft
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❤︎︎ Wibble ❤︎︎
☟︎ Doodles and more about them below ☟︎
✿ s/i designated for giving kisses since my other s/i has no mouth 😭. Also couldn’t resist giving her sharp teeth.
✿ copes with being trapped in a digital world by spending a lot of time sleeping and eating. Also pretends to have a cooking/blogging YouTube channel in order to help themself feel more connected to the outside world. (I don’t actually know of the circus has a kitchen in it •_•. I’m assuming it does, but if it doesn’t, she’s requested for C/aine to add one.)
✿ has been known to eat objects for funsies.
✿ passive aggressive with J/ax (unlike Fable). Once chewed a hole through his bedroom door. J/ax has been calling them “termite” ever since.
✿ they’re a bit elusive, often hidden away somewhere napping.
✿ I think it would be funny if Wibble was asleep somewhere throughout the entirety of the pilot episode. P/omni and Wibble had no idea the other existed until they ran into each other in the middle of the night. (Pomni looking for a way to escape and Wibble waking up for a midnight snack)
#gee Bug how come you get to have TWO tadc s/is??#tumblr don’t embarrass me pls#if you see a typo no you didn’t#bug creates#tadc self insert#self insert#placeholder tag🎪
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Local firefighter says he loves his best friend “a regular amount”
#buddie#buck x eddie#evan buckley#eddie diaz#911 abc#911#911 series#this is for the lovely inell who just asked for some buck/eddie and how could I refuse?#also if you see any mustakes no you didn’t this is a Quick Sketckie okat? okay#my art#(*if you saw the typo in the caption no you didnt)
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sneakily, while bakugou’s taking a nap at your place, you change his phone background to a picture of the both of you from your last date.
he shows up to your place earlier than planned, put together and handsome in an outfit that isn’t the usual athleisure you often find him in after work.
“get dressed,” bakugou tells you, standing in your doorway.
you stare at him. glance down at yourself in your ratty t-shirt and shorts, ready for a lazy night in and some takeout. look back up again. “what?”
“we’re going out.”
placing his hands on your waist, he walks you backwards, into your apartment. he leans down and kisses you—once, twice.
“move it,” he says, turning you around and giving you a little push towards your bedroom.
he takes you to your favorite restaurant, then the dessert cafe you told him about the week prior, having seen it be recommended over and over again on social media.
when you first started dating, he had little pat ience for places like these. his idea of a date was anything low effort and lowkey, like hanging out at his place. it’d resulted in several arguments until the both of you learned compromise—that after long days at the agency, the last thing he wanted was to go out and be surrounded by people again, and that you wanted to feel like you were the effort of doing something beyond what was convenient.
at the end of the night, feeling sentimental and warm, you snap a picture of the both of you.
you’re smiling brightly in it, focused on taking the picture without him noticing. so it’s not until after you’ve taken the photo that you see bakugou’s expression in it.
his mouth’s a neutral line, steady gaze focused on you. if someone who didn’t know him as well saw him, they’d wouldn’t notice anything special.
but you know that face. he’s looking at you like no one else exists, like you’re the only thing he can see.
after you change his phone background, you know it’ll take him a while to see it. he rarely uses his phone except to answer calls and messages. even then, he uses the notifications to open the apps directly (when he can be bothered to reply.)
it’s coincidence, then, when you overhear kaminari and kirishima teasing him about it when you’re all gathered at bakugou’s place for dinner.
“didn’t know you’d get all soft and fluffy in a relationship,” kaminari says, and you can hear the big grin on his face.
“aww, you know bakugou’s a really sweet guy!” kirishima says.
“shut up, both of you,” bakugou grumbles, and the two laugh.
later that night, when everyone’s gone and bakugou’s in the shower, you check his phone to see if your friends’ teasing made him change his background back. you know he gets super annoyed when they poke fun at him, even innocently.
but when you tap his screen to wake his phone up, you find the same picture is now his lock screen too.
“hey, nosy.”
startled, you nearly drop his phone, just managing to catch it and regain your grip.
bakugou’s arms, still damp from the shower, wrap around you from behind. he rests his chin on top of one of your shoulders and turns his head so his face is pressed against your neck.
“hey,” you tell him. “i like you a lot.”
he snorts. grazes his teeth against your skin, kisses the sharp away. slides his hand up under the hem of your shirt, gliding across the skin of your abdomen.
“let’s go to bed,” he says.
#bakugou does not give a single fuck about being perceived as whipped after several years of loving you#he comes to look forward to planning little dates with you because he likes seeing you happy#bakugou katsuki x reader#bakugo katsuki x reader#bakugou x reader#bakugo x reader#bnha x reader#bnha x you#bnha#bakugou katsuki#jess scribbles#unedited and posted while taking a break from cleaning my apartment 🙏🏽 if u see a typo no you didn’t
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Having gay thoughts
#tess servopoulos#anna torv#the last of us#haydens posts#my edits#I just love her so much#if there’s a typo you didn’t see it
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contacting oshas unovan regional branch rn. you are putting poor subway boss ingo in an unsafe working environment on purpose!? smh smh
unstoppable force vs an immovable object
#ILL DO IT ILL DRAW THENEXT ONE I PROMISE...#summer strip challenge#ask#you didn’t see the typo ooooo oooo
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unfortunately i have to yap more on the economic divides.
just there are so many implications and complications when it comes to generational wealth vs cycles of poverty. cycles of poverty my beloved in fiction and beloathed in life
i yapped a lot in the tags of my last post so read those too but i will be yapping so much here too!!! the way it affects familial relationships consumes me, two bits father leaves and suddenly now his mom has to go work and she sure as hell can’t get a great job cause she’s a greaser so she probably doesn’t have much education and she’s an asian woman in the 60s!! she’s now a single mom with kids to take care of. so she ends up working as a waitress or something similar and uses that money to scrape by, food stamps were starting to become a thing in the 60s as well so she def used those. and then she has two children. she can’t get them through college and two bit knows he has to step up and be the man of the house and that means finding some way to make money so he has to drop outta school cause he needs to get a job. that’s what greasers do and that’s what was always gonna end up happening to him. the cycle didn’t start with him or end with him but it has to keep going l
ace and steve too. bounced around to different homes, never having one home with a steady flow of income, having to find ways to get through it. ace who didn’t trust any men, especially when money was involved, and only trusted those close to her!!! the cycle of poverty hits them all again as her and her brothers can’t rely on a father to bring in income. god plus the way that poverty creates addicts due to the stress of it all and then addiction further fuels poverty since you have to buy your vices. some addicts can’t hold a steady job which makes it even worse. all cycling in on itself over and over again. and that’s not even mentioning the clear redlining that tilly mentions in her ace backstory (this may even be a whole other post tbh) the town is designed to keep the poor poorer and the rich richer.
johnny who in my mind is clearly food insecure (y’all saw the way that boy snatched that food from dally and hid it away immediately right) never quite sure where he is gonna get food from besides the curtis’s since his parents spend most of the money on alcohol. the anxiety that would bring him and it impacts his story so hard cause he always is at a disadvantage due to that. there is a reason that boy looks so small
dally has always travelled, choosing to steal to get what he needs cause he never stays long enough anywhere to get a full job. he’s been labelled a hood since day one anyway and wouldn’t get a great job anyway cause of his skin color so he decides to lean into it and do what he has to do to get by.
then we have the curtis brothers. who were so close to getting out of tulsa. they were able to try to break the cycle and send darry off to college after he was one of the first to get through high school and make it out just for him to have to come straight back. no matter how hard darry tried he couldn’t ever end it but at least he can try to get pony through school and get him a better job that he can succeed in and love comfortably with
more various thoughts i couldn’t fit into any one greaser story- a lot of the kids were most likely mistakes and/or teen pregnancies that they really couldn’t afford to have but had to go through with it anyway. the cycle of addiction that runs through these families. the parents hopes and dreams of getting out never getting fulfilled. the way race plays into poverty as well
then you have the socs who have all the money they need, who have the opportunity to get out and choose not to take it cause tulsa is a source of pride for them. they benefit from the cycle too even if the kids don’t always realize it. just ugh. the way all of it comes into play with the overarching story
#if you see a typo i’m tired so no you didn’t#i just be thinking soooooo much all the time about this#plus how all of this interacts with the way race is portrayed in the story#i think about the red lining every single day it’s so bad#not to mention the fact i know there would be a tonnnnnn of gerrymandering#the way kids mirror their parents too and so they do often adapt their traits and attitudes#anyway i hope the people enjoy#the outsiders broadway#the outsiders#the outsiders musical#sodapop curtis#cherry valance#ponyboy curtis#darry curtis#johnny cade#dally winston#dallas winston#bob sheldon#clark brillstein#ace outsiders#the outsiders ace#twobit mathews#two bit mathews#marcia the outsiders#bev jitney bush#paul holden#steve randle
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And, oh my love, I lied to you But I never needed to Oh my love, I lied to you But you always knew the truth
Liar - Paramore
(Haven't made an edit like this in about 10 years, but this show has me gripped by the heartstrings, and this song feels so sydcarmy coded to me now that I can't listen to it without imagining this pair. I wanted to do the whole song, but it was going to just include a further full minute of the table scene...)
#the bear#sydcarmy#sydney adamu#carmy berzatto#carmy x sydney#sydcarmy edit#carmen berzatto#milamilamilax#my edits#paramore#if there’s a typo you didn’t see nothing
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coming back out of my hibernation slumber to say that hsmtmts s4 had the power to do something SO INSANE with chyan and they didn’t and i will NEVER forgive them for that
#haven’t watch the season yet i probs won’t but i tried looking it up and from what i found they aren’t together#canon on screen gay ryan is so wonderful tho not diminishing that#hsm#hsmtmts#hsmtmts season 4#hsmtmts s4#spoilers?#hsmtmts spoilers#chyan#ryan evans#chad danforth#ryan evans x chad danforth#y’all didn’t see my original typos you saw nothing
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happy walton wednesday!!
walt bein’ a lil’ weirdo w the hateful eight cast at tarantino’s hollywood star inauguration. we love him for it.
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"An Hour."
• Masterlist •
Warnings: Hospital settings, aftermath of captivity, mentioned death.
Medic, despite what their job would suggest, wasn't a caregiver. They were just a mechanic working on circuits, not who carefully kept the whole mechanism running. They could fix people, but it was that. Someone would have to take over the aftermath.
Much to Medic's relief, Leader was a caregiver. A good one, even.
Too good, they lately noticed. Too good that it was starting to make Medic worried. But just like every other day, Medic knocked the infirmary door in exactly same time, before opening it fully. Youngest was asleep in the hospital bed - Medic had said Leader that it was unnecessary, but Leader brought one anyway - and at last drops of their IV.
"An hour," Leader muttered. At this point it felt like a ritual. So, without a word, Medic moved and changed Youngest's IV to antibiotics as Leader deserted the room silently. Probably to sleep.
Good, Medic thought. Leader needed it.
Medic made their way to the armchair, only to see Leader's office keys on it. For a moment, they considered giving it back. They respected privacy, but they were also curious. For the last one month and a half, all Leader did was looking for Youngest, caring for Youngest or staying in their office. The first two was understandable, but the third...
Now Medic could learn whatever Leader was doing in their office.
Medic hesitated. They shouldn’t invade Leader’s privacy—Leader had done nothing to earn suspicion, at all. And Leader never broke anyone's boundries, so Medic doing it to them was just wrong. But something had been gnawing at the back of Medic’s mind for weeks now, something beyond the usual worry for Youngest. Leader’s behavior, so single-minded, so intense, felt wrong. So wrong for someone almost obsessed with making the future better. And if there was something in that office that could explain it...
Steeling themselves, Medic turned and walked down the hall to Leader’s office. The key slid into the lock with an ease that almost felt too simple. "Where's Leader?" Medic shouted. Leader's room was wide open and Leader wasn't there.
"Went for a quick walk," Right Hand shouted back.
Medic took a deep breath. "Okay," they muttered. With a simple twist, the door creaked open. Medic slipped inside, shutting it quietly behind them slowly. The room was dim, the only light filtering through the half-drawn blinds, casting long shadows across the walls. At first glance, it looked like any other office—neat, organized, professional. Just like how Leader liked to keep everything. Medic opened the lights.
Notes. Dozens of them, pinned to a board on the wall, scattered across the desk, and even taped to the edges of the bookshelves, almost creating a wallpaper. Most were in Leader’s precise handwriting, detailing locations, names, dates, and other pieces of information that, together, painted a picture out of a detective's office. Medic’s gaze was drawn to a map on the wall, marked with pins and red string connecting various points. They moved closer, recognizing the locations as places where incidents had occurred—break-ins, disappearances, attacks. All related to Youngest.
Their heart pounded as they picked up a file from the desk. It had a picture, the person's face partially obscured, but there was no mistaking who it was. Medic had seen that face around Whumper—one of the underlings of them. The person had been found dead two weeks ago, the cause still under investigation. There were detailed reports about them, autopsies, locations, biographies... informations that Medic doubted Leader had the authority to kno let alone storing.
They set the file down, their hands trembling slightly. Leader had been gathering evidence, but it wasn’t just about finding Youngest. It was about something more.
Another photo on the desk caught their eye. Medic took it, revealing more photos, more notes underneath. Some were crossed out, others highlighted. A list of names—people connected to the kidnapping—each one with a note beside it: confirmed dead, under surveillance, possible lead.
Some of these people were no longer a threat because they were dead. Was it coincidence, or had Leader...?
The sound of footsteps in the hallway snapped Medic out of their thoughts. They hurriedly closed the folder and placed thr picture back on the desk, glancing around to make sure everything was as they’d found it. The door clicked shut just as the office door opened.
Leader stepped inside, looking tired but alert. They froze for a moment, eyes narrowing as they stared in the sight of Medic standing in their office.
“What are you doing here?” Leader’s voice was calm, but there was an edge to it, a warning.
Medic tried to keep their expression neutral, forcing a casual shrug qs if they weren’t digging through the room for the last ten minutes. “You left your keys on the chair. Thought I’d drop them off.”
Leader’s gaze flicked to the keys in Medic’s hand, then back to their face. For a moment, neither of them moved. Then, slowly, Leader crossed the room, taking the keys with a nod.
“Thank you,” they said, their tone polite but distant. “Please wait for my return next time.”
Medic nodded, feeling the tension in the air like a physical weight. They turned to leave, but couldn’t help one last glance at the desk, at the folder now lying innocently on the surface.
Leader didn’t miss the look. “Is there something else?”
“No,” Medic replied quickly, shaking their head. “Just... take care of yourself, okay? You look like you haven’t slept in days.”
Leader’s expression relaxed, a smile so soft and tender taking over. “Don't worry. Byt you should get some rest too.”
How could Medic be suspicious of them when all Leader did was worrying and caring for the team? Shoving the guilt down, they forced a smile and left the office.
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Later that day, Medic was in the break room when the news broke. The television mounted on the wall buzzed with static before the anchor’s voice cut in, somber and urgent.
“We interrupt this program with breaking news. Henchman, a key figure in the recent string of criminal activities linked to the late terrorist Whumper, was found dead earlier this evening. Authorities are investigating, but details remain scarce at this time.”
Medic’s blood ran cold. Henchman—another name on Leader’s list. Dead. Just like the others.
They stood frozen, the room spinning around them. The timeline didn’t add up. Leader couldn’t have done it—they had only left the office for ten minutes, not enough time to cross the city and back. But the coincidences were too many, too pointed.
When Medic next saw Leader, they couldn’t help but study their face, searching for anything. But Leader looked even more drained than the last time, still trying to hold it together desperately. When Medic mentioned the news, Leader’s response was calm, almost indifferent.
“Tragic, but not unexpected,” Leader muttered, shrugging slightly. They weren’t even focused— they looked like they could just collapse and take a twenty four hour nap. “Agency was after them. It was only a matter of time.”
Medic nodded slowly, but the uneasy feeling in their gut only grew. There was something, something that was beyond their understanding. But as Leader walked away, Medic knew one thing for certain— Leader was doing something wrong. It was either their sleeping habits or the team had a huge problem.
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Soo, have another random one. This is standalone, but I wrote this with "A Score to Settle" in my mind. Not quite part two, but I began writing with that intention.
#whump#whump writing#hospital setting#aftermath of captivity#mentioned death#proofreaded but mught have typos#spoiler alert for the next tag >#implied murder#love me some overprotective leaders#have a dialogue that didn’t made into the piece:#“Do you think im capable? i failed. i failed to keep youngest safe.#And now im failing to take care of them. Do you truly believe i have the strength to go after the culprits?#yes i want to see all of them burn for what they did but look at me#all i can do is sit next to youngest and hope that i can lift some weight from their shoulders#because i'm not enough to do anything else#ive been never enough and now im paying for my shortcomings#now if youll be so kind i want to suffer alone#because im not even strong enough to stop myself from snapping at someone who did nothing but worry about me.“#and medic gets kicked out like that. just my brain decided to make a calmer leader so this doesnt fit anywhere#might use later in somewhere but just wanted to post#seriously someone stop me from posting at night or i ramble a lot in notes#anyway#im out#thanks for reading
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We gotta put Jace and Porter in a Netflix dating reality show/Love Island/bachelor au. They’d either be the couple that wins at the end just to breakup or arguably the strongest couple by the end that doesn’t win but stays together after the show.
They’re so messy and toxic at the reunion just fighting with all the other contestants and maybe the host too if they try to bring up Porter coupling up with someone else and leaving Jace in danger of going home one week.
If it’s love island it’s 100% bc of Casa Amour. Jace flirted a bit and played the game but ultimately doesn’t choose to couple up with with someone new. The producers showed the everyone back at the house footage of what happened in the other villa and Porter fucking sees red watching Jace flirt with all the new casa amour people. When the new singles arrive to the villa Porter wastes no time to chat a cute guy up and take him back to the hideaway.
When the other half of the house gets back and Jace sees Porter looking VERY cozy with someone else and he’s distraught. Him and Porter have a screaming match by the bar that night. Viewers are eating this shit UP. Sandra-Lynn and Halo have to pull Jace away from Porter before he beats the shit out of him. Porter is just being so cocky and rude and smirking at Jace like “let him hit me~” Jace pulls a reality tv classic and spits in Porter’s face. Porter who is reveling in the fucking mess of it all. That man is a perfect reality tv villain. A true chaos agent the villa.
Both of their talking heads in the confessional are so insane at this point too. Jace is trying to pretend he doesn’t care in between clips of him crying and screaming and being comforted by half the house lmao, meanwhile Porter is doubling down and saying if Jace wasn’t so quick to shove his tongue people’s throats he wouldn’t have coupled up with *checks notes* hetero Jessica? He barely remembers this poor woman’s name it’s awful. He says at the next re-coupling he’s getting back with Jace but he likes to watch him squirm a little bit.
Jace HATES that he has to depend on Porter to choose him again, so he puts in the work and starts chatting up Zara and they hit. It. Off. Jace is probably calm for the first time in weeks since he got there. It’s days before the recoupling Zara tells Jace that she likes this but wants to stick with Lucilla. She does mention that Porter is planning on recoupling with him though. That she heard it from Gorthalax. Jace does hate how happy it makes him but he wants to play hard to get and see if Porter atleast comes to talk to him at some point. And he does!
Porter ends up winning some challenge. He can choose to go on 3 dates with anyone of his choosing. When he gets the text he reads it for the group but immediately beelines to catch a producer to ask if it has to be a different person for each date or if he can go on all of them with one person. The producers are seeing the ratings and the dollars skyrocketing from this stunt so they allow it.
When Jace gets summoned for the first date he’s a little put out because you always save the person you actually wanna couple up with for last, right? Porter is gonna tell him he’s not picking him. WRONG.
Porter is genuinely being so romantic and sweet and it’s probably the best day they’ve shared in the villa. But by the time the first date would be wrapping up, Jace places a hand on Porter’s arm and says it’s okay if he doesn’t choose him. Porter raises an eyebrow and asks him why he’d think that. Jace asks who his next two dates are with and when Porter responds with “you.” Jace tears up and kisses him.
They definitely don’t win the show but they do end up very happy together post-show.
#I like making them rotten and toxic before they get to be soooo sweet to each other#I prommy Porter is only a fucking menace on tv he’s a very good bf to Jace outside of the villa#and Jace only spits on and punches Porter in bed#they’re freaks but they’re freaks in love#if you see a typo on this not you didn’t#starbreaker#blewb rambles#blewbs fic ramblings
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Time for another dream i had, this time about zutara.
This one is a lot shorter, but essentially I had a dream where kataras whole family(which seemed to have more members then in the show) all live in the fire nation, hiding the fact that they're water tribe(rather, they were water tribe).
Katara is in some sort of relationship with zuko. It's unclear if she's his wife, his girlfriend, or his mistress, but its not hidden. People know about her and her relationship with him.
(Putting the rest under a cut so I don't clog up the feed lol)
If she was his mistress it's kinda held in that way that kings had other women they'd sleep with along with their queen and it was just an accepted, albeit kinda shitty, thing to do.
Anyway, katara is also pregnant, which was kind of an underlying "plot point" and would return home to her family every day to check on them.
It's revealed here that katara is basically the only reason her family is doing pretty well for themselves. Her relationship with zuko means that they have enough to get by. It's also noted that her whole family(katara, sokka, their dad, their grandma, and some made up new family members) all live in one house. So its clear they're still kind of struggling.
It's also revealed, through a conversation with her grandma, that the only otehr reason katara is with zuko, is because it was part of a bigger plan. She and her family are part of a resistance against the fire nation, and when they realized zuko liked katara, wanted her to infiltrate and pretend to be in love with him.
The plan had clearly gone on longer then anticipated, for whatever reason, and katara is conflicted because she actually does have feelings for him now, not fo mention she's pregnant with his child.
There's a "scene" either at the beginning or after this reveal that shows zuko in a meeting with other fire nation officials, including his father and sister, and that either he was against one of their plans but is ignored or his plan gets shut down(I don't remember which). Katara always sits in on these meetings with him, and afterwards, as everyone is getting up to leave, she leans her forehead against his and whispers that everything will be alright. This is why we can tell she truly does care about him, to some degree. But it's also a moment showing potential manipulation, like shes pretending to care. It's supposed to be a little of both, she needs him to trust her but she does still love him.
After all of this, we cut to a scene in a forest/swamp. This part is kind of blurry in my head, but basically, it's a secret meeting. Katara is dressed similarly to the painted lady, her and a few other resistance members, including Sokka, Suki, and Hakoda, are planning an ambush on Zuko and his family, who are supposed to travel down a path nearby. Katara is a key part of this plan, as she's the only waterbender, and she knows this. She nods along to everything regarding the plan and she goes over important points herself as well. But as everyone else continues talking, katara is having doubts. She loves Zuko. She's about to have his child. She cares for him. But she needs to free the world from the fire nations clutches as well. She doesn't want to kill Zuko, but she has to in order to help others. She's hesitating.
They continue with the plan anyway, and through the foliage that katara and the others are hiding in, we see a carriage making its way down the path. Zuko and his family(or at least his father) are in there.
Everyone is getting ready to fight, to jump out and attack. We see a close up shot of Katara, conflicted. She's still not sure if she can go through with this, if she can kill Zuko.
And then I woke up.
#i was disappointed with the cliffhanger too I KNOW#it was a super interesting dream though#i guess in this world aang doesn’t exist??? idk. dream logic.#but i fell in lpve with this idea afterwards#the whole dream had this sort of dreary tone#the war meeting scene was at night so it was dark. and fire was the only thing lighting up their faces#katara leaning her head against zukos felt like it held heavier implications then we saw#when we see where katara and her family live it felt very poverty stricken. crowded with barely any furniture. a tired air hung around them#the scene planning the ambush felt very heavy with what they were about to do + with kataras own reluctance.#like the decision was already made even though it wasn't#ANYWAY idk if this even makes any sense#i wrote this when i woke up that morning and then finished up the rest today lol#i didn’t proofread shit though so sorry for any weird phrasing or typos lol#i just wanted to share another wild dream i had#this was a fun one lol#might wrote a fanfic about it one day#and if you want to write a fic absed off my dream PLEASE DO#i just wanted to share the idea with teh zutara fandom#i figured yall would appreciate it like i did❤️#zutara#avatar the last airbender#atla zuko#zuko#atla katara#katara#idk what else to tag lol#aml speaks#aml dreams
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This is the OC fairy 🌼🧚♀️ When you get this in your ask box, please tell us three facts or trivia about one of your OCs, then pass it on to someone else 🩷 Let's learn about each other's OCs! 💛💐
gimme sixty nine Salem facts stat
KJDHSFGLKJS you think I won't? :FIGHT: Watch.
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1: His middle name is Layne. Call him this (ONLY allowed for those he's close with) and watch him bluescreen because it always catches him off guard.
2: Spaghetti is his favorite pasta, and probably one of his favorite meals.
3: His natural eye color is green. (originally blue when I first created him)
4: His coven is his family, they're a multi-generational coven. He and his cousins are the current "decision makers" in important coven matters and upholding coven traditions. He didn't care for the responsibility at first and often avoided it, but comes around eventually when he's a bit older with his own family.
5: Out of all his cousins, he's closer to Darcy since they spent the most time together when they were young. They're around the same age and might even live within traveling distance of one another.
6: Around his family, such as his coven and his dads, Salem goes by his first name Isiah. It's uncommon for him to be called by his stage name, unless they're just busting his balls (i.e his cousin Silas, Avis and Noah--all three siblings of one another and coincidentally also the three troublemakers)
7: He has his raven calls recorded into his throat cyberware, which allows him to do his raven croaks when he's not shifted.
8: Salem doesn’t like Judah very much due to completely different lifestyles and clashing personalities—but also because he’s a Leo.
9: He’s not much of a green thumb, nothing really grows when he plants it. Bastien teases him that he inherited his black thumb.
10: He’s very used to hot weather due to having lived in both the Republic of Texas and now, Night City/California, but doesn’t mean he likes it. He prefers colder weather…but can’t tolerate it much. He gets cold very easily!
11: One of his guilty pleasures is trashy reality TV like the Jersey Shore, as well as smutty supernatural romance novels.
12: Firm believer in ghosts, never has seen one before. But he really wants to and has ghost hunted before and would again.
13: Urban exploring is a hobby he’s had since he was a teen. He after spent his summers exploring abandoned locations with friends. Now as an adult, he enjoys exploring with his best friend, boyfriend, and their mutual friends.
14: He normally doesn’t wear much clothes around the house. If you drop in, he will answer in his underwear. And he’s not shy at all.
15: Salem is a fan of animation, and has spent plenty of nights just binge watching animated movies—including anime.
16: His magic is a blend of shadow, chaos and hedge magic. He’s very interested in astral work and often lets himself explore the other side of the veil.
17: His astral form is also a raven, though instead of flesh and blood like his usual shifted form, this one is spectral. At times, it can appear as a white wisp. Other times, his raven manifests as a deep purple form of cosmic matter.
18: Whenever he performs in Las Vegas, he stays a few more days after to partake in typical Vegas hedonism. He usually doesn’t remember much of it when he emerges back to civilization.
19: Sometimes he streams his music making process to his fanbase, other times he'll stream the "behind the scenes" moments of his music videos and other performances.
20: So far, he has the following implants: AudioVox w/ Voice Synthesizer, Cyberaudio Implants, custom Kiroshi Optics, full cyberarm (left) with retractable Scratchers, and Biotechnica Neo Lungs
21: Because of his animal association being a raven and their friendship with wolves out in nature, he tends to get along pretty well with werewolves. He can even understand them when they're shifted and can communicate with them non-verbally.
22: He prefers iced coffee over hot coffee, and iced tea over hot tea. Icy drinks > hot drinks.
23: His big weakness is ice cream. Boy loves his ice cream cones.
24: He has his fathers' names tattooed on either side of his neck.
25: Salem has known Amirah and Alec aka Tyrant since his Houston days. He's still good friends with Amirah, but is estranged from Alec.
26: He's half-demon on Bastien's side, though his witch genes are much more dominant than his demonic ones.
27: Salem’s a big stoner, from his teens up to his current adult years. He almost always carries a joint or two with him in case he wants to invite someone to smoke with him.
28: He was 18 the first time he killed someone. It was almost like a cruel rite of passage into adulthood. Amirah and Alec might have been present.
29: He’s no stranger to rap beef. Salem has released a few tracks dissing his rivals and there are a few about him out there too. One of his current storylines is an ongoing feud between himself and another rapper.
30: Salem doesn’t know much about Bastien’s side of the story. Neither of his fathers like to talk about it much. So he learned to stop asking, but he still can’t help but be a bit curious.
31: He’s comfortable with heights and likes to climb up to high perches to just chill. He also takes flight when shifted and heads up to rooftops when he wants some quiet time.
32: Salem is a deep sleeper. Once he’s knocked out cold, it’s pretty hard to wake him up.
33: His favorite movie is Beetlejuice. It never gets old to him.
34: He’s an “an eye for an eye” type of guy—as the Hales often practice. If you slight him, he’ll return the favor. The severity depends on how bad you pissed him off.
35: As a romantic partner, he’s very intense. He’s possessive and obsessive, and he wants his partner to match his freak. His soulmate is someone that’s as obsessive about him as he is over them.
36: His associated stone is smoky quartz. But he’s also very fond of amethyst and labradorite.
37: Salem values handmade gifts over expensive gifts.
38: 2am burger runs are his favorite nighttime activity. Bonus if he’s hanging out with someone and they go with him.
39: Like the rest of his family and coven, he enjoys collecting oddities and morbid little curios.
40: He gives his friends free merch whenever he drops a new product.
41: He also produces phonk music under the moniker MVGE. This is mostly a side project he does for fun.
42: Salem tends to allow himself to be a bit more chatty and friendly towards those that give off good vibes. He’s standoffish with those that have a ‘presence’.
43: He’s slowly learning to see and read other’s auras, which helps him get a decent grasp of someone before he approaches them. He still new to this skill and is being guided by his aunt Colene, who specializes in energy reading and is one of the coven elders.
44: Salem is a night owl and often wakes up around afternoon and becomes most active around dusk.
45: Salem looks a lot like Casey but acts very similar to Bastien.
46: He’s a man spreader when he sits, often slouched in his seat with his knees apart. Otherwise, he sits with his legs stretched out, ankle over ankle.
47: A ball sport that he enjoys playing is basketball. He often plays with Paolo when they hang out. Both playfully trash talk the other the entire time.
48: He made the mistake of laughing at one of the twin’s antics and they’ve been following him around ever since.
49: He enjoys spending time in his shifted raven form and often hangs out as a bird. This also includes giving into his corvid ways and enjoys being a pest to his friends and other passerby’s.
50: A lot of his spell casting have a black, wispy fog visual effect to it.
51: Because of his mage blood, Salem has a longer lifespan than humans. He will live well into his 100s or older.
52: Salem is very outspoken about his beliefs over politics and social issues. He isn’t afraid to say what others might be hesistant to say and he uses his platform to bring awareness to issues he cares deeply about. He’s not afraid of backlash and always challenges it.
53: He’s understands enough Spanish to know what’s being said to him, but can’t speak it much.
54: Salem is very prideful and finds it difficult to ask for help. He has an arrogance to him, as he takes deep pride in being a self-made artist. Everything he’s built for himself in his career has been down on his own without the shadow of another label looming over him.
55: Salem likes individualism and admires those that go against the gain and do their own thing—no matter how weird.
56: Bratty behavior is a major turn off for him. It irritates and annoys him when someone is being whiny and childish around him.
57: Sudden loud noises startle him, such as a balloon popping. Popping opening a can of biscuits drives his anxiety up the wall for a few seconds which is one of his sillier phobias. For comedic effect, when he gets startled—he involuntarily shifts into his raven form and flies up to the nearest perch, leaving a scatter of feathers behind.
58: It’s a running gag that Salem always has his joint in his hand or between his lips when he’s getting up to shenanigans. No matter how rowdy and chaotic it gets, that smoke isn’t going anywhere (aka Julian with his coke and rum from Trailer Park Boys)
59: Despite having lived in California/Night City for a few years, he still uses a lot of Houston slang.
60: Salem doesn’t really play well with others, especially when his personality clashes with them. His list of artists he’s willing to work with is very exclusive. Plus he also has a reputation of being difficult.
61: His favorite pastime is sitting out on his balcony in the evenings, with a good drink and a good smoke, and some music playing.
62: When he’s in a deeply committed relationship, he loves showing off his partner. He often likes to post risqué and suggested photos of himself and his boyfriend on his social media.
63: Salem is a man of very little patience. Don’t beat around the bush with him or waste his time because he will grow irritated and he will last out. If he wants a direct answer, give him one.
64: He takes every “medium” or “psychic” with a grain of salt. If he wants to be a dick, he’ll test them to see if they’re legit or not. The only ones he believes so far are the ones in his coven.
65: His turn-on’s include but aren’t limited to: masks/ski-masks, being stalked (consensually) by his intimidating boyfriend, and adrenaline fueled hookups in alleyways.
66: Salem keeps the bullets when he’s been shot at and has been hit, as little morbid tokens.
67: He’s attracted to men that share the same aesthetic and style as he does. When he used to date women, he was attracted to girls with styles/aesthetics opposite of his.
68: Salem is a slow-burn in every sense of the word. It takes time to truly get to know him and gain his trust. But when you do, he’s a ride or die friend for life.
69: He seemingly has a strange and long feud with a seagull named Terry. There is little to no explaining on who or what this seagull is—if it’s another shapeshifter or if it’s just some random bird dedicated to ruining Salem’s day. But it’s on sight and it’s almost as if he purposely shows up to antagonize Salem specifically. If you see a raven and a seagull scrapping it out in a parking lot—just keep walking, it doesn’t concern you.
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#sorry this took a while dksjhgljsdk for obvious reasons#figuring out the formatting to include a read more in the middle without fucking up the list format was a pain in the ass#but enjoy! Salem facts for ye!#god i hope that gif works#if you see any typos—no you didn’t#also thank you so much for sending this#it was a fun little project!#ᴏᴄ ⋆┊ꜱᴠʟᴇᴍ#ʟᴏʀᴇ ⋆┊ꜱᴠʟᴇᴍ
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Grian as a blue heron like the one in the Studio Ghibli movie that came out recently. Beautiful and bitchy creature that is revealed to be a short weird guy in a bird costume.
Hear me out. That weird short guy is Fisherman Grian.
Honestly I don’t remember the full plot of that film, so don’t drag me for this, I watched it I swear, I’m too small brained to understand what the fuck is going on ever in those movies.
#grian#hermitcraft#hermitcraft season 10#the boy and the heron#fisherman grian#if you saw the ‘Ghibli’ typo I didn’t see for a whole ass day#no you didn’t
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