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starsandmarsbars · 6 months ago

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✨fucky fucky✨

#if you get this marry me #deadpool #wolverine #deadpool and wolverine #deadpool 3 #poolverine #wolverpool #wade #wade wilson #logan #logan howlett #wade and logan #deadpool and wolverine movie #marvel #xmen #marvel deadpool #xmen wolverine #deadpool x wolverine

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here-am-i-sitting-in-a-tin-can · 4 months ago

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oh- blood blood sue the management

#if you get this marry me #skye’s silly thoughts

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cidnangarlond · 7 months ago

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#putting this here in case anyone decides to go looking for more info about my particular guy here #1) soccer player 2) gay 3) started for italy met and got engaged to his future husband while there and adopted a girl #4) ends up spending the rest of his life in germany bc he got traded but he WAS able to get gay married there #because it's legal in germany and not italy. ENGAGED FOR LIKE 15 YEARS BTW!!!!!#5) husband dies at 110 and then my guy dies 7 years later also at the age of 110 #6) I don't want to start a new life in the game because I played as him for hours and don't have the heart to wipe the slate clean #yusuf yacob you will always be famous. to me. sorry for making your penis injury gain interest #and sorry your mother died after being charged by a hippo

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starcurtain · 11 months ago

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Please someone redraw this with Dr. Ratio and Aventurine because this is the exact vibe they have in my head post-Penacony.

#ratiorine #aventio #aventurine #dr. ratio #honkai star rail #hsr #not exactly #2.1 spoilers #but the vibe isn't present until then #this is canon I'm Hoyo #just trust me #I think my favorite thing about this ship #is that I went in expecting slap slap kiss #but came out of 2.1 convinced that these two could #in fact #get their shit together faster than virtually any other Hoyoverse pair #they're gonna be two years into their relationship before Seele manages to ask Bronya on a date #they're gonna be married before Renheng get their next ship tease #I just think they deserve to be those two guys who show up together #in the background of every promotion and event #and Hoyo never confirms anything #but you never see the one without the other #so everybody just KNOWS #LISTEN HOYO #I'm available for hire #you can pay me to print the money for you

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sirazaroff · 1 month ago

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Wow Glindas so smaaaart she thinks in her sleep

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#fooze #wicked fanart #wicked the movie #wicked the musical #wicked #gelphie #glinda upland #elphaba thropp #they’re stupid your honor #I was just testing out a different brush to switch lineart to and so you guys get this yay yahoo yippie #I know Glindas the silly™️ one but miss me with that forever serious elphaba she’s also a goober #these two are a married couple idc idc #I’m kidding I do care #it’s just me making a joke out of a hc that elphies the cold one and Glindas the warm one that’s all #Glindas literal sunlight she’s gonna harness the heat of the sun too #once Elphaba got to share Glindas bed she basically moved into it lmao

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waddiwasu-sonic · 5 months ago

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What can I say, I'm a sucker for domesticity, didya guess? Pfft, that's like... BASICALLY 99% OF MY ART Anyway reminder I'm way more active on my twitter! mwuah~

#Was it casual when you joked for weeks about getting married?#Was it casual when I carried a ring with me everywhere we went?#Was it casual when I found out you were doing the same thing?#artists on tumblr #shadow the hedgehog #sonic fanart #sth #sonic the hedgehog #sonic the hedghog fanart #sonic x shadow #sonadow #sonic #shadonic #waddiwasu art

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bruciemilf · 4 months ago

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instead of Bakugou insisting he doesn’t give a fuck about Izuku, platonically or romantically, he very adamantly and stubbornly insists he’s gay as hell.

“So, Dynamight, are you seeing any special lady at the moment,—“

Bakugou, currently on live television: I’m gay. Im gay as hell. I’m allergic to pussy. Gay gay homosexual gay. I died for that nerd, he’s never getting away from me, ever.

The media: well they seem like very good friends

#Izuku thinks that’s the funniest shit in the world mainly because it annoys his boyfriend a LOT #Bakugou: fuck a boyfriend I TOLD you we’re married #Izuku: propose to me then!!!#bakugou: and get on my knees? I’m gay. not a bottom.#bakudeku #izuku midoriya #bakugou katsuki #bnha #text posts #incorrect quotes

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lucabyte · 5 months ago

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monologue

#they said i couldnt have a worse speech bubbles to image ratio and i said 'bet?'#isat spoilers #in stars and time #in stars and time fanart #isat fanart #isat siffrin #isat loop #two hats spoilers #isat #lucabyteart #sifloop #not rlly but it gets the tag in case ppl r backscrolling my tags on my blog for some reason #anyway this dialogue has been kicking around in my files for about 2 months as it is known to do & i wanted to play with typesetting #'write a fic if you like words so much' absolutely not . what if it was pictures instead. and also i wanted an excuse 2 loop gradient #but yeah uhhhh this is very . very loosely the result of me thinking about the 'island is trapped in the fucking future' theory.#like if so. would it just like. reappear. when the rest of the world catches up w where it was stuck in time. like . 20 more years on.#and thus the q: god wait at what point would sif be older than the age they last knew their parents to be. theyre nearly 30 now so like.#you can see my logical path thru these thoughts yes? anyway i think its fun when these two put their braincells together to realise #the horrors. and kind of exclusively the horrors. wahoo!!!#anyway food for thought re: island reappears and to the islanders it's not been any time at all. but its been like 30 years for the rest #fuck do you do: your boy returns 30 years older plus a family (maybe even a child) and minus . a fucking eye.#also theres a fucking angel with them? update. thats also your boy what the fuck. wait fym theyre married. hold on. wait--

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technically-human · 2 days ago

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He did eventually sign it

#sonic movie universe #stobotnik #doctor ivo robotnik #agent stone #initially i wanted the marriage one to happen with movie 3 ivo #but then i remember the government erased all evidence of him and therefore he legally doesn't exist and can't get married #which i guess means that they also had to discover they were married and erase that too?#or i guess maybe they didn't realize and the only evidence of ivo Robotnik left is a marriage certificate only stone knows about #anyway this concept is unhinged for a number of reasons and that makes it very funny to me #first stone just. signing whatever the hell the doctor wants without checking what it is #you just know he signed dome heinous shit. body modification was probably included somewhere #then robotnik trying to trick him into marriage! why??#well i assure there's not a romantic thought in his head while doing it #he just thinks stone is his and that it should be official #but he also knows what it looks like so he didn't want stone to find out #also the fact that he doesn't even know the guy he's trying to marry'#real name like... okay #the fact that stone is not bothered by it and he in fact redid the certification so it would be official #THE FACT THAT THIS IMPLIES EVERYTHING ELSE HE SIGNED IS NOT LEGALLY BINDING BECAUSE HIS NAME WAS WRONG #you get it i think it's funny

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camembri · 1 year ago

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you wanted zoro to be on whole cake island to fulfil your weird desire to see zoro punish sanji. I wanted zoro on whole cake island because I think he's stupid enough to right place wrong time the plan and accidentally marry Sanji in full view of the whole wedding party in what becomes the most elaborately constructed comedy of errors ever written. we are NOT the same.

#need a fic where zoro genuinely does marry sanji on wci without planning it #type of thing to happen to goofy pre ts zoro #zoro in the same mindset in which he created the usopp sword: well i didn't mean to but i guess this solves the immediate problem #and ofc he just rolls with it #they look at each other after the dust settles like. hey wtf was that. and immediately blame each other #pre relationship AND feelings realisation on both sides #dont get me wrong i love fake relationship that becomes real but hear me out #legal accidental relationship thats extremely convenient and also funny until you pavlov yourself into being in love #vinsmoke sanji #black leg sanji #roronoa zoro #zosan #one piece #sanzo #zoro

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catgrandpa · 6 months ago

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I need a fic where Bruce realizes this kid who shoved his way into his sidekick role will not be leaving anytime soon, and instead of emotionally distancing himself he becomes a combination Helicopter Mom and Shotgun Dad.

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Tim: Bruce, I’m headed out to meet my friends at the mall.

Bruce: Is that Kent boy going to be there?

Tim, rolling his eyes: Yes, Kon is going. And so is Bart, and Cassie, and maybe Bernard if he can make it.

Bruce: Hnn. Do you have everything? Coat, scarf, keys, wallet, tracker, pepper spray, dagger, kryptonite shard, emergency beacon, first aid kit, fire starter, extra pair of-

Tim: Yes, Dad! I already went through the list with Alfred. I’ll be fine.

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Kon: Hello Sir! I’m here to pick up Tim!

Bruce: Follow me.

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Bruce: Sit down.

Kon: In your study? Is Tim on the way, or…?

Bruce: I just thought you might need reminding of the fact that I have a vault downstairs full of items specifically designed to take down a Kryptonian.

Kon: Whuh?

Bruce: You should probably ask your father about the time I was slightly annoyed with him for encroaching on one of my cases.

Kon: Why are you telling me this?

Bruce: Now just imagine what would happen if someone were to hurt my darling little boy.

*door opens*

Tim: Hey Bruce, Alfie said Kon was here, have you seen him? Oh! Hey, why are you two in here??

Bruce: Oh, hey sweetheart, we were just chatting. Have a good time at the carnival!

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Dick, pouting: I don’t understand, you’re not this protective over who Jason or I date.

Bruce: Don’t be ridiculous, Jason and I may have our problems, but he would never betray me by gallivanting off with someone I disapprove of.

Dick, who covered for Jay sneaking out to visit Roy Harper just last night: Mhm yeah, sure. And you’re not worried about me?

Bruce: Chum, I’ve known who you were going to marry since you were 12 years old.

Dick: WHAT?

Bruce: I have the whole ceremony already planned. I’ve got Gotham’s best wedding planner on standby. You have a very nice house waiting for you both, 20 minutes from here. A modest 7 bedrooms on 5 acres of land.

Dick: I’m not even dating anyone?!

Bruce: I can’t wait to meet my 3 grandbabies:)

#Tim joined his life when he was already Robin so he can’t bubble wrap him but he would if he could #Bruce is absolutely overjoyed when Tim starts getting chummy with Bernard. just a sweet civilian boy who treats his boy with respect #he thought he had a good head on his shoulders until he found out they were in a polycule with kon #don’t question why Jason is sneaking out when he’s a grown ass man with his own apartment it was just funny to me #also you can choose who Dick is getting married to (because Bruce was correct) but it’s Wally to me for sure #the only thing B got wrong is that it’s 4 grandbabies because he didn’t account for twins #My favorite Bruce Wayne is ooc Bruce Wayne #batfam #batman #bruce wayne #robin #red robin #tim drake #nightwing #dick grayson #red hood #Jason Todd #kon el #conner kent #superboy #timkon #shut up grandpa

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vaguely-concerned · 9 days ago

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lucanis is a 'I could sit in our quiet kitchen on a grey tuesday afternoon drinking coffee and talking with you about nothing much in particular forever and be the happiest man who ever lived' romantic, not a 'classic tropes and grand gestures' romantic. this is a distinction and conceptual gap I personally feel is crucial to understanding what's going on with him when romanced. for all his almost painful sincerity and clear depth of feeling he's not a very effusive guy by nature, but in the history of time no one has ever, with their whole soul, chest and being, been so genuinely and openly happy to just do laundry and taxes with you.

#dragon age #dragon age: the veilguard #lucanis dellamorte #rookanis #rook x lucanis #his enchanting bordering on comical low-keyness in all his dealings and quiet but unflinching devotion is the point!#that is where the joy is stored. To Me. the mutual 'your company could make hell paradise to me' level of just...#*liking* between him and rook gets to me. they're best friends who enjoy doing everything together and also in love.#diversity win two demisexuals living the dream out there and incidentally also sometimes killing dragons together <3 #it's less about the butterflies in my stomach excited love more about the calm safe home/best friend kind of love. if you see what I mean #less dramatic and narratively explosive more realistic and soothing and exactly my shit haha #also I think he's autistic and leaning on romance tropes is more like scripting for him (not inauthentic in terms of the feelings #just some 'well as I understand these are the steps to *express* these feelings' not quite spontaneity going on)#but that is very much a personal headcanon and fully vibes-based and no one has to agree with me on it haha #if/when he proposes to rye I don't think he plans it all out or anything he'd just gaze at him in some very mundane everyday situation #and suddenly go '...hey do you want to get married' like he's noting that they're low on onions or something #because he's so utterly enchanted with rook's existence and being anything else seems kind of irrelevant right then #(rye knows him very well and is not particularly taken aback by this. if anything he'd been fretting #over popping the much bigger question of whether lucanis wants to get buried side by side with him lol #(reader... he said yes. and they were gravemates. (oh my god they were gravmates)))

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purplepuggy · 2 months ago

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the face phil makes when dan says something that means he has to drop the AmazingPhil persona and shift into Supportive Partner Phil. you know the one. its in the eyes.

#'you do have a personality' coversation from mukbang 1 gets me every TIME bro #ive been chronologically rewatching hiatus era content if you cant tell #phan #married fuckers

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thefishywizard · 2 months ago

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