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envelopandkissme · 1 year

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this fucks

#i wish i could turn off the replies of this post now 😭#men are so insecure #you’d think barbie herself called to kill all the kens #barbie movie #barbie #barbie review #1k #10k #20k #30k #40k #50k #60k #70k #80k

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sopuu · 4 months

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animation of jimmy getting owned in real life

bonus gif of him celebrating i made for funsies :] oh the oblivious bliss...

#thank you Real Life for being called that so i could make this joke #and also for giving me the perfect audio for my assignment #if you can spot the third life references in their outfits you are very cool <3 #life series #trafficblr #mcyt #mcyt fanart #real life smp #grian #goodtimeswithscar #solidaritygaming #jimmy solidarity #animation #sopuuart

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edlucavalden · 17 days

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Learning to eat with your hands.

#dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #dunmeshi #kabru #kabru of utaya #kabru dungeon meshi #laios touden #laios dungeon meshi #art #labru #not rlly #whatever #toshiro dungeon meshi #HES THERE FOR 1 PANEL #kabru the “eat rice w hands” asian and toshiro “eat with chopsticks” asian #and laios our local white dude #aweeesommmeee #okonomiaki trio #I THINK? THAYS WHAY THEYRE CALLED?#comic practice kinda. i just wanted to f around #idfk where they could be eating #this was inspired by smth irl actually.#but it was a budol fight so ion think it matches here #and yes this is how you eat rice with your hands. you look weird if you do it any other way #weird not in an ugly way but in a “you will lick and suck your fingers on the dinner table weird”#update:my dad disproved this comi bc kabrus palm touched the rice in the 3rd panel. im a disgrace.

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foolsocracy · 4 months

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identity reveals are always fun

#batcave search history that night: friend has no name. atlantis naming conventions. atlantian names. r there birth certificates in atlantis #theyre so fun to draw guys im sick with it #also: everyone thinking 'But his name is Garth'#I know that and YOU know that but he doesn't until like..... a few years later. canonically #Unnamed Youth 'Aqualad' No Last Name #and arthur does call him both minnow and tadpole so wally n dick r both right in their own ways #and for ppl who really dont know. garth was abandoned as an infant and didnt hang w anyone until arthur took him in lol. what a life #and arthur girl...... was aqualad the best and only u could do #teen titans #fab five #donna troy #wally west #dick grayson #garth of shayeris #roy harper #dc #dc comics #my art #everyone hangin by the salt water pool so garth can hang w them :]

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chloesimaginationthings · 2 months

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Glamrock Freddy's life is so hard in FNAF...

(Based off @/sweepswoop’s comic)

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spitblaze · 4 months

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I guess Chilchuck has brought us right back to 'adults who are short are child-coded and if you like them you're a pedophile' discourse huh

#spitblaze says things #anyway.#1) please google 'halfling'#2) THERE ARE ADULTS WHO ARE VERY SHORT. DID YOU KNOW THAT. WERE YOU AWARE #3) THERE ARE ALSO ADULTS WHO HAVE CHILDLIKE FACES. DID YOU KNOW *THAT*#4) IF YOU THINK THE ONLY REASON A MAN COULD LOOK LIKE THAT IS BECAUSE THEY ARE TRANS MEN IM GOING TO KILL YOU #5) jesus christ will you just read/watch dungeon meshi and understand that the entire conceit of his character and of half-foots in general #is that its fucked up to treat people as children or subhuman because they do not 'look' like what you expect a cisgender adult to look lik #anyway if i see one more person call Chilchuck 'has gray streaks and an ex wife and three adult daughters' Tims a sh*ta #im gonna start smashing things #doin numbers

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mylittleredgirl · 1 year

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even if you're not a supernatural fan, if you've been on tumblr long enough you are, like, culturally. like cultural christianity in america except it's the cw's supernatural. you may never have watched an episode or set foot inside the tag but your regular life shuts down on their holidays and all of your world news is delivered through that point of view. something to think about

#while i'm making equivalences we could look at the comparable impacts of the bible on the western literary canon and supernatural on ao3 #edited to add: y'all i have never seen supernatural either that's the post #yes my brain has been rotted by this fandom but the call is coming from outside the house #that tumblr lyfe #containment breach #spn

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disconnected-dragon · 1 year

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“Could L have stopped Walter White”

“Could Benoit Blanc have stopped Kira”

Blah blah blah ENOUGH. We have to ask the real questions—

Could Saul Goodman get Light off? And barring that how much would Light’s sentence be reduced?

#death note #better call saul #saul goodman #light yagami #this started a war in my friend circle so we need answers here #i think saul could do it ngl

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thewanderingmask · 1 month

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your time starts now

#hermitcraft #grian #cubfan135 #smallishbeans #zombiecleo #vintagebeef #falsesymmetry #joehillstsd #permitmaster permitmaster permitmaster!!!#grian has found his calling and i could not be happier #fan art #wandering mask art

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dinoserious · 6 months

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a few shadow gira sketches

#pokemon #giratina #sketch #eyestrain #little warm ups i guess you could call these. im really not doing super hot on drawing a ton recently #pkmn has been beckoning me again so some giras were in order #poke mythos #<<for it is my pre exile gira

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pisscreant · 1 year

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had a vivid dream where there was a "play as Kim" mod and I was super excited

after like 2 mins gameplay Harry just turned around looking scandalised and was like "Ohgod... It's me, Kim. *I'm* Grandpa Piss!"

he refused to elaborate even after I savescummed and exhausted all dialogue options

then a notification flashed like "THOUGHT GAINED: GRANDPA PISS" and I went to the thought cabinet screen. all it said was "What the fuck does he mean by that."

#disco elysium #this wasnt just a dream... this was a Vision #I am 80% sure “grandpa piss” is a meme from somewhere but I'm too weak to google it #(do you think he could tell I was savescumming?#imagine if this was actually a game mode and Harry broke the fourth wall to call the player out for it #I'd wet myself from the terror..... then *I'd* be Grandpa Piss.......)#shitposting tag

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thatdykepunkslut · 7 months

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Taylors wift is just elon musk for horse girls and gays who are afraid of faggots

#punkblogging #if any of y'all call me a fucking misogynist for this #I literally almost exclusively listen to women fronted bands it's not because she's a woman #I even listen to pop sometimes!!! (I mean not radio pop but still)#she is just fucking lame as a human being and she's an awful songwriter and an industry plant in the exact same ways as musk #I could say this about most men in the music industry as well but no one is out here fucking worshipping... idek I literally #do not know enough men fronted bands to put together an example

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 4 months

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Soup solves everything.

#dungeon meshi #dungeon meshi spoilers #Senshi #izutsumi #chilchuck tims #laios touden #marcille donato #THE SOUP CHAPTER HAS BEEN ANIMATED #I have so many thoughts about senshi's backstory and how much that experience has shaped who he is.#This is such a powerful moment because it makes it clear how *stuck* senshi has been because of his trauma.#Up until now he has been a mystery! He's the chef guy! Don't worry about his apparent reclusiveness from society!#Don't worry about his intense need to make sure 'the young ones are fed'!#Senshi still has a lot of healing but this was the moment he could finally forgive himself.#This chapter is so important to me because sometimes you truly do need to face the most terrifying things to move past them.#This joke here is a bit too narrow to be funny for the masses...but mdzs fans know.#MDZS :handshake: Dungeon Meshi: Soup moment.#Laios and Jiang Yanli have a powerful magic call "Eat some soup and maybe you'll feel better'#That is also a spell you can cast upon yourself. Go eat some soup and you will feel better. Merry Soupmas everyone.#One more week of Thistle Thursdays....I'm not ready to say goodbye B*(

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theoldkyokodied · 1 year

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The Allegiance of the Ascended Vampire and the New God of Magic

#bloodweave #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #gale x astarion #astarion x gale #gale dekarios #astarion ancunin #yes this is about astarion helping gale defeat mystra and take her place with the crown in exchange for gale helping him with the ritual #the ‘they can make each other worse’ part of their relationship turned to the max #I enjoy them being reluctantly soft for each other more but from time to time I just think about how powerful they could get together #toxic evil boyfriends. take love and twist it up until it’s unrecognisable #I like to think that astarion approached gale with that offer after realising no one else in camp is gonna help him #and that he can use gales own hunger for power which backfired when astarion actually became emotionally invested in gale #and after gale kept his word despite everyone’s concerns astarion changed his plan from not fullfilling his end of the bargain to actually #helping gale kill mystra (mostly so that gale could belong to him and him alone. and letting him take the place as a god bc having a god #at you beck and call is definitely appealing. especially one as eager to please as gale)#anyway what I want to say with this is please please please let me kill mystra i don’t even care if the weave gets destroyed again

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royalarchivist · 1 month

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Phil: I'm not sure what I think about this cape on the Elytra, I kinda like it? [Snaps his fingers] You know what it kinda reminds me of? It kinda reminds me of Techno's cape.

[Thunder rumbles above him 🌩️]

Phil: Techno? [Laughs] I'm kidding. It's a sign! We're doing it–

#Philza #Phil #Technoblade #Emerald duo #:')#Man always hears his name when he's called #August 7 2024 #I miss him #''ou thought you could say my name without me being there?''#Hang on I have that clip. Give me one moment

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chloesimaginationthings · 1 month

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Michael learns of Jeff’s pizza from FNAF Into the pit

#myart #chloesimagination #comic #fnaf #five nights at freddy's #fnaf fanart #michael afton #oswald fnaf #Jeff fnaf #Jeff’s pizza #into the pit #fnaf itp #Jeff from Jeff’s pizza my beloved…#I did finish into the pit btw #(which I might replay soon to get the best ending)#CAN I JUST SAY I love Jeff #He’s just so chill #I like how he doesn’t really stop Oswald at all #he’s actually really nice to the lil guy despite how exhausted he is #so needed any excuse I could have to draw him out #Michael curious what happened to Freddy’s after it shut down etc #SHOCKED that the Jeff in Jeff’s pizza is a real dude named Jeff #Jeff is once again unphased by Michael just think he’s sick #it’s funny cause Jeff is called ‘zombie pizza guy’ ny Oswald in the books #so truly Jeff and Michael might just match in vibes pff #also may draw Jeff again.. I think he’s neat #might update his design too here and there but I think I more or less got him down

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