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Every single time I had a taken man hit up on me they were so ugly and boring and annoying it was straight up a miracle they had one woman and they dont appreciate it enough to at least be loyal to her. Billie eyelash was onto something, ugly mens ego is crazy

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a magical sword can only be pulled from its anvil by a maiden of purest heart. a young knight visits the anvil daily to make the attempt, crushed each time he cannot do the deed, yearning for a sign from the universe that he *is* in truth what he yearns to be. for the world to plop the gift of identity into outstretched arms. but of course, it never does. until one day, he has a chance encounter with a nymph of the lake who was once an ordinary squire, and he learns from her that maidenhood will not be given to him, that he must be brave and choose it for himself. and so the knight changes her name and reintroduces herself to the world and employs the greatest miracles of modern science to become the maiden she had always dreamed of being, and this time, when she revists the sword, she only can't pull it because she's kind of an asshole.

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No I don’t wanna snort this line with you No I don’t wanna do this bump No I don’t wanna hit that pipe I lied I’m Sorry i just wanna watch Like a cat with autism. Beacause youremy best friend

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Maila Nurmi [Maila Elizabeth Syrjäniemi ](December 11, 1922 – January 10, 2008) was an American actress who created the 1950s character Vampira.

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people will say "why cant the eldritch gods just be nice to humans :((" and then kill a bug for existing near them

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girlfriend: why don’t you take off that battle armor and slip into something a bit more…..comfortable

me: i am most comfortable when i am impervious to most physical forms of attack

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Happy Halloween ya freaks

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my mother, right after giving birth: and now... you owe me one. you will spend the rest of your life paying it back. stop crying its annoying me.

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I hate when people think all of Tumblr has the same politics. In reality it's not a hive mind, it's a vibrant ecosystem of viewpoints, all united by a shared love of mind numbing discourse & falling for obvious misinformation

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Imagine if there were dark souls messages in real life, like you go to use a public restroom and there’s a glowing message on the ground that says, “Sloppy, but hole”

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yes, thanks for checking in

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not enough flaming swords being swung these days