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[sopuu]

animation of jimmy getting owned in real life

bonus gif of him celebrating i made for funsies :] oh the oblivious bliss...

[infernal-fire]

suburban dream

summary: how do you wake up from a nightmare? is it a nightmare if you’ve been asleep the whole time?

major warnings: noncon/dubcon smut, stalking, mention of pregnancy, some cum play (check the prompts for indications of other warnings)

a/n: this is for @iraot​’s 1.1k writing challenge. BIG congrats on 1.1k (i cannot explain how glad i am that others get to read your amazing work) and another BIG thank you for hosting this challenge.

Here are the results of my wheel spins:

Kink wheel: daddy kink, somnophilia, breeding kink Character wheel: Jake Jensen Situation wheel: Neighbours AU

You let out a breath of relief as you dropped the last brown box into the corner of the room. How you managed to own this much stuff, you’d never know. Glanced around the living room, it was difficult to decide where to begin. After much contemplation, you huffed and picked up the pizza catalogue, deciding to call it a day. 

It was unbearable to leave the house in the mess that it was. On the other hand, your right hip wailed in agony every time you bent down. Lacking the much-needed support of friends or family, you had no option but to suck it up and unpack… but that can wait till tomorrow. 

Fishing out just the necessities for the night, you climbed up the stairs and headed into the master bedroom. Massive house for one person, you noted. You did insist that an apartment would suffice but Tony was a stickler for rules.

All Stark employees have to be residents of a Stark-Jensen neighbourhood. 

Before getting the job, you weren’t even aware that “Stark-Jensen” neighbourhoods were a thing; it was a term coined by the tech company itself, referring to neighbourhoods that are protected by Stark-Jensen technology. The crime rate in these neighbourhoods are always startlingly low, the odd criminal or two being from inside the community itself. All things considered, how could you say no to free housing? 

Sure, the security measures assured that you never had to worry, but it also made you wonder why they were there in the first place. This place was as secure as the Stark Tower; why? You tried not to ask too many questions, afraid of getting on Tony’s bad side. Besides, it isn’t characteristic of him to give you a straight answer anyway. 

Life is good, your most harrowing concern at the moment being that your new place had no curtains. It had been a long time since things were calm and you were just recognizing that your days had been free of storms for some time now. Counting your blessings for the second time that night, you stepped into the shower and reminded yourself of all the things to be grateful for. 

To say you were in a good mood was an understatement. You finished your night routine right as the pizza was delivered and excitedly skipped down. No one told you how fun living alone was but they didn’t need to - you quickly found that independence is a glorious necessity in everyone’s life.

Jake stood bewildered at your person throwing the door open. He gripped the pizza box tight to ensure he didn’t drop it and continued to look at you like you had grown a third head. He never was very good with his words, but your beauty truly inhibited his ability to think.

“Hi?” you asked.

“Hey, I-I’m your neighbour, Jake. Saw that you were moving in and I came to ask if you need any help.” 

“Oh,” you contemplated, looking past him. “Where’s the pizza person?”

“I paid for it. Housewarming gift?” he  said like a question and handed it over. 

You received the warm box and waited for him to say something as he fiddled with his hands. His smile looks so familiar but you couldn’t place your finger on it. 

“So…Do you need help?” He looked up right at the end. You grinned at how shy he was.

“I would really appreciate the help tomorrow,” you replied casually. 

“Oh, so… I’ll come by tomorrow morning?” He looked hopeful, as if you were the one handing him the olive branch. You took a once-over of his build, sure that he would come handy when your hip gives up again and nodded in response. 

He nodded back slowly and turned around to leave, but seeing him at your doorstep felt eerily similar to a puppy left out in the rain. 

“I don’t think I can finish this pizza alone,” you called out. He turned around, a glint of happiness apparent in the shine of his eyes. 

“Do you have time to help me with this right now?” It was your turn to look hopeful and you really hoped this cutie took the bait.

He did. 

You couldn’t ignore the nagging at the back of your head that you had seen him somewhere. You also couldn’t dismiss the fact that dinner together was just a little awkward. The conversation started off with small talk, and it didn’t take a genius to tell that neither of you enjoyed it. Luckily, it shifted to talks about the neighbourhood and your old job. After that, the words flowed easily, the two of you bonding like you had known each other forever. Although it was smooth sailing, you couldn’t help but wonder how he knows so much about the neighbourhood security measures. When he mentioned that he had lived there for about 6 years, you chalked it up to a simple accumulation of knowledge he must’ve acquired from being around for so long. 

“So everyone who lives around here works for Stark-Jensen, right?” you questioned, trailing your finger on the rim of your second wine glass for the night.

“Yeah, for the most part. Though it’s hard to tell who works for who.”

You chuckled in agreement.

“What is it with that? I mean, I work for Stark, and my colleagues, too… but exclusively for Stark. Jensen does exist right?”

“Yeah,” he snickered, “He does. Stark makes the tech and Jensen does the coding.”

“So they’re a two-man team, but Tony’s the face of the company? Seems sort of unfair,” you muttered, quirking your brow a little. 

Jake smiled at your comment, glanced at his hands and looked back up at you. 

“Maybe he wants it to be that way.” He nudged his glasses up and took a little sip of his wine while peering at you. 

You cocked your head to the side and considered the information. Your head was hazy and you needed to stop drinking; alcohol and cute guys are not a good mix. 

“Wait.” You squinted at him. 

“Does that mean you’re a Stark-Jensen employee?” 

He let out a chortle and took your glass from you. 

“Hey, hey I want that back!” you whined, not even caring that you’re embarrassing yourself. 

“I think that’s enough for today.” He gently helped you up, waiting for you to move. 

“I can usually handle my liquor,” you promised, clinging onto his broad form for support. 

He started moving you up to your lone mattress in the corner of your room, softly laying you down. 

“Jake,” you caught his arm. “You didn’t answer the question. Do you work for Stark-Jensen?”

“Yeah, something like that.”

You pouted at his answer, still gripping his wrist like you owned him. He tenderly pried your fingers off him and placed them on your belly. 

“See you tomorrow,” he mumbled as he left your room. You drifted asleep easily, blissfully unaware of how you’d never be able to live down the humiliation of your drunken stupor. 

The next day, you hoped Jake wouldn’t show up. It would save you from the burning heat that crept up your neck every time you recalled the night before.

Unfortunately, Jake had found it way too amusing an opportunity to tease you, showing up at your doorstep at 10 AM on the dot. 

The day went on without a hitch, the conversation picking up easily from where you left off. Jake found it endearing when you groaned at the mention of your state, only after three glasses of wine. The question of his employment never crossed your mind again, both of you having way too much fun unpacking. You felt ten times better knowing that your neighbour was a loveable, single, hunky nerd; it made the stress of settling in that much better. 

Of course, like all good things, the weekend came to an end. Monday morning, you eagerly prepped yourself for a new week at the office. Being Tony’s right hand took five rounds of interviews as well as background checks into every living relative you had. After the turbulent hiring process, you found that the job was not any easier. Luckily, the move had you feeling more thankful about being in sync with all the Stark tech; with FRIDAY managing your house and personal appointments, it was easier to keep track of Tony’s day. 

You stepped out of the house and shielded your eyes from the beautiful day. Just then, your lovely new friend stepped onto his porch wearing casual attire.

“Have fun at work!” he called after you.

“Thanks! Are you going to work?”

“Yes, I am.” You took in his outfit one more time, chuckling as you wondered what job would pay enough to live here while dressed in sweats.

“Well, in case I don’t see ya’... Good afternoon, good evening and good night!” you exclaim loudly. 

Jake giggled like a schoolboy and waved goodbye before ducking into his car. 

Tony’s 10 AM meeting has been pushed to 11 AM, Miss L/N. 

“No, no, that won’t do! He has another meeting at 12 PM, the timing will clash. FRIDAY, who was he supposed to meet at 10 AM?”

Speaking to the AI felt more like talking to yourself, but with time, you assured yourself that it would look as cool as Stark when handling your things.

He’s meeting Mr Jensen, the co-founder of Stark-Jensen. I believe you have not met him yet. 

“Yeah, I haven’t. Could you call him for me, FRIDAY?”

Sorry Miss L/N, Mr Jensen’s phone is switched off. He has already notified Tony of the change in plans. 

“What an asshole,” you grumbled. 

On the contrary, I think you would like Mr Jensen, Miss L/N.

“You can just call me Y/N, FRIDAY. Oh, and, send out a notification to all of today’s meeting hosts and tell them to push it by one hour. If they complain, send them my number to take up any problems they have.” 

It’ll be done by the time you reach your office. 

“Thank you,” you smiled and pulled into your parking spot, right beside Tony’s. 

It was hard to imagine what would’ve happened today if Tony didn’t give you access to FRIDAY. Calling each meeting host and personally asking them to push their meetings seemed like a tedious and mind-bending task. And frankly, you didn’t ever look forward to talking to Karen’s. But now, you would never have to know; FRIDAY was an absolute godsend. 

You stepped onto the other side of security clearance just as the clock struck 9 AM. Strutting up to your office, you made a mental checklist of everything you need to do during the day. Usually, Tony didn’t require you to sit in for his meetings. He has a different set of assistants for note-taking purposes. 

Too consumed by your thoughts, you didn’t notice the large picture of Jake and Tony sitting side by side on the wall beside the elevators. You also didn’t notice Jake’s smirk as he passed by you with ease. He would’ve stopped to say hi, but he knew that you didn’t realize who he was yet. Now he just had to figure out a way to get you to show up to his and Tony’s meeting and give you the heart attack of a lifetime. 

Beep, beep.

The Stark-watch buzzed on your wrist, letting you know that Tony was calling for you. You had barely even stepped into the elevator and he was already whining like a baby. 

You shook your head and stepped into the doorframe of his lab.

“Come here!” his voice called from the far end of a lab. Your suspicions of him being under the work table were confirmed when he wheeled out on his back and handed you a wrench. 

“Do me a favour. Tighten this for me?” 

He handed you the arm of an Iron Man suit, what you assumed was his latest mark. He already lived at the lab as it was, you wondered how he ever had time for Pepper. 

“Come on, put your arm into it L/N! You know what, you’re distracted, give it here.”

“Did you call me here to tighten your screws?” You shifted your weight onto one leg and crossed your arms. It was sassy of you, but Tony’s assistant needs to have some backbone, famously said by Rhodey.

“Well, you know me, screws always loose.” He knocked on his head and chuckled at his own joke. You sighed and turned to walk out. 

“I need you to sit in for my 11 o’clock. And cancel everything else today.”

You gasped and turned again, marching to where he was lying down. 

“Tony Stark, you have no regard for anyone’s time! I already pushed everything back by one hour because of your buddy Jensen and now you’re asking me to cancel everything?”

“I know, and I agree. I wish I could go to the mind-numbing meetings with corporate clowns, but I want to show you and Jensen something cool.”

He stopped fiddling with his toy just long enough to glance at you. 

You sighed and called for FRIDAY, groaning for the umpteenth time since that morning. Why were you acting like this was the first time he’s done this? It was probably your lack of energy from moving. You couldn’t wait to get home and maybe call Jake over for dinner. Now that you considered this possibility, time seemed to pass slower, but at least there was something worthwhile to look forward to. 

When 10:55 rolled around, you were sitting in Tony’s lab, patiently waiting as Tony set up his latest invention for demonstration. 

“Where’s your buddy?” you asked, checking your watch for the time again. 

“On his way,” he replied without turning away from his work. 

He paused and took a step back to admire his work before facing you. 

“You haven’t met Jake, have you?”

“Jake?”

Right on cue, Jake walked through the doors of the labs and you whipped around to find your grinning friend.

“Howdy neighbour,” Jake sneered. 

“Oh, right. You live beside each other,” Tony muttered as he gathered some more things from his desk. 

You shamelessly inhaled the pinewood and vanilla-infused scent of Jake as he sat down beside you. To have him so close to you was a dangerous thing, your cunt unknowingly clenching every time he moved his biceps. 

“Stop making heart-eyes at him.”

You threw whatever was in your hand at Tony’s head, and it happened to be a pen. It narrowly missed as he ducked and doubled over in laughter at your embarrassment. The bastard took sick pleasure in it so he often made it a point to humiliate you, but it usually wasn’t in front of the co-CEO of the world’s largest tech company. 

The rest of your time in that lab went on without any heart attacks - as far as anyone knew, the slick between your thighs doesn’t account for a ‘heart attack’, per se. You shouldn’t even be thinking about Jake like that. He was technically your boss too. 

Tony dismissed you at lunch and told you to take the rest of the day off, much to your delight. You slid into your car and dropped your head onto the steering wheel.

You had barely moved into the neighbourhood and you’re already finding ways to be fired.

~Time skip~

You sighed and laid back in the over-the-top maternity chair Jake got you for feeding. Your baby gurgled as curled his little fingers into his palm before knocking on your breast once. With a light chuckle, you cooed as the little bundle began falling asleep. 

This was the only place in the house that had a sliver of sunlight gracing the inside of the house. 

You could have outdoor privileges if you didn’t pull that little stunt. 

Could you really blame yourself for trying to leave? How were you to know that it’s impossible to leave a Stark-Jensen neighbourhood?

Because it says “Stark-Jensen” in the name, you dumbass. 

Fair enough.

You lost count of how many times you sigh on the daily, instead opting to count the number of times you’re able to hold off a mental breakdown. Today, you got the rare privilege of privacy, with Jake being gone to another one of Stark’s presentation.

You reminisced about the last time you sat in Tony’s lab and watched him explain his latest creation. Little did you know that the first time you sat with Jake in there would also be the last time you ever sat in there. 

You gently placed the Jim in the cradle. Again, one of the many over-the-top investments made by Jake to ensure the baby got state-of-the-art care. The way Jensen had made you sit beside him as he put the contraption together almost had you lurching. But you didn’t want to wake the baby. The horridness of the memories cannot outweigh your will to keep Jimmy from crying.

“Look at it!”, Jake excitedly spun the box to show you. It must’ve cost an unreasonable amount of money - not that he couldn’t spare to spend the coin, but the purchase confirmed your worst suspicions; he was serious about this all. 

Your eyes, puffy from the days of crying, were barely open. Yet you still nodded, figuring that if you put up with his enthusiasm now, he’ll let you go to sleep without raping you like he did every night. 

Anyway, you were wrong. 

When did everything go so wrong?; How?

You picked up your phone. Your eyes flickered between the only two contacts saved on it. Jake made sure you couldn’t do anything except call him or Tony.

You missed your ex-boss (who was always more of a friend to you). But, it was obvious that calling him wasn’t worth it and would rarely yield any fruitful conversation. Tony always spoke as if he were walking on glass around you and your words were always monitored and censored by Jake. It didn’t take long to figure that one out. 

“I don’t know what happened, Tony, she’s just unhinged,” Jake explained over the phone. In the background, you struggled against the bonds that held you to his bedframe. You sobbed harder into your gag and tried to scream ‘help’. All that came out was a shriek. 

“You hear her? She’s completely unfit to come into work… What happened? I don’t know man… She’s breaking down under all the stress. A few days of rest might do the trick. No, no, you don’t have to come down. I’ll take care of it.” 

He ended the call and you went limp, pausing your hysteria. He smiled at you as if he hadn’t kidnapped you. As if he hadn’t just made Tony believe that you were off your rockers. As if he hadn’t just fucked you five times over the span of 48 hours. 

He had planned every step of your entrapment to the letter and it was all going according to his plan.

You put your phone facedown on the dining table and walked back upstairs to your room. His room. Your room, too. 

Never, you internally screamed.

Well, it’s too late to debate it. 

You stood at the foot of your bed and traced the footboard. He took you countless amount of times on this bed and every instance held some clue that he was working up to what was happening now. You could see that now - but what was the point now?

You giggled as Jake pushed you onto his bed. Who knew this golden retriever could be so rough?

“Shhshshshhh” you slurred and Jake laughed in response. 

“Tony’s not here, baby,” he replied, climbing on top of you. 

“We’re not gonna get fired?” 

“He can’t fire me, sweetheart.”

“Oh… yeah.” You frowned, remembering that your risqué relationship was only risky for you. 

In your drunken haze, you didn’t realize Jake was rubbing his bulbous tip against your folds, gathering slick. 

“Condom?” 

“Don’t have,” Jake lied. 

“Oh,” you hesitated. 

“It’ll feel so good, baby.” He nuzzled his nose into the crook of your neck and sunk in before you had the chance to protest. 

“Jakeeee,” you whined. Writhing under his grasp, you shook your head side-to-side as he vigorously fucked into you. 

He abruptly stopped and pulled out. “What have I said about saying my name?”

“I’m sorry, daddy,” you sheepishly say. 

“That’s right, slut. You’re gonna make me a daddy, right?” He pushed back in. 

“Yeah, you are. Gonna make me a daddy, so call me daddy.”

The implication of his words flew right over your head in your drunken haze and blank mind. Any ounce of sense that you had left was being fucked out by his thick length. 

“Gonna blow my load. Fill you tight cunt, not gonna last long.”

His words were broken with loud moans. He couldn’t think straight with your warm, wet pussy inviting him in over and over. 

As you shook from an overwhelming orgasm, your pussy involuntarily clenched, causing Jake to lose any last bit of restraint he was holding onto. He pushed in as far as he could go as you flailed around. He pinned your arms down and pressed his mouth into yours, delivering a hot and heavy kiss that had you panting. 

He pulled out, but the string of cum that followed made you blanch. You never were one for cum play. Still, you didn’t protest when Jake pushed everything back in with two fingers. 

“Gotta’ make sure you’re full baby.”

You shake your head now, but again, what’s the point? It’s all done and dusted. Though, you should give yourself some credit. Even if you had realized earlier, it wouldn’t have made a difference. He would’ve realized that you knew before you could’ve even thought about escaping.

As you drifted asleep, you adjusted the volume of the baby monitor one last time and slumped into the fluffy pillows. 

How do you wake up from dreams? Was it by pinching yourself? You couldn’t wake up from the nightmare that was your reality when you pinched yourself. You doubted that would work right now. You couldn’t recall how to open your eyes. Instead, you whimpered in your sleep, reliving the moment Jake finally revealed his ulterior motive

“You did what?” Jake was seething, but the only indication of it was his clenching jaw and red face. His tone was the perfect embodiment of the calm before a storm. 

“I know you aren’t happy… but Jake, you- you’re always talking about babies and a family. It was so overwhelming and I… I-I…” You were shivering now, unable to withstand the heat of his glare. You had never been on the receiving end of his anger. Hell, you had never even seen him angry. 

“I didn’t have an abortion, Jake, for god’s sake stop looking at me like a killed a baby! Plan B is not a crime. I’m only even bringing this up because I started on birth control anyway. Plan B every time we have sex is just not practical or feasible.”

At this point, you could’ve been speaking to a wall. Jake still hadn’t said anything and you were beginning to wonder if he had even been listening. 

“I can’t believe I didn’t notice,” he whispered, at last. 

“What?”

“I watch you do everything, I can’t believe I didn’t know about the Plan B.”

“What… What are you saying?”

“I said,” Jake stood up, “I’ve basically been watching you 24/7. And I don’t know how I didn’t notice this.” 

“What do you mean watching me?” Tears in your waterline were threatening to blur your vision but you blinked furiously in an attempt to keep looking Jake in the eyes.

 “You think FRIDAY works for you?” 

Jake leisurely cracked each knuckle and took a step towards you. You took one back. 

“Oh, now, don’t be like that.”

You woke from your nightmare that was the boiling pot and jumped straight into the fire. Jake was already moving in and out of your channel, moaning about how he missed you too much. 

You tried to adjust yourself but he caught your arms and pulled out just long enough to flip you onto your stomach. 

When he pushed back in, the hopelessness of your life manifested as tears; it happens every once in a while. 

Today, you had a new record: you were able to hold off a total of 7 breakdowns.

But, of course, that was right before he pinched you awake every time.

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combo of 7 & 8 for pynch hehe :)

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.-

“It’s the last straw! I’m done! I’m over it!” Blue stabs the spoon into her yogurt, teeth clenched, and knuckles white. Adam, like the good friend he is, just calmly slides it out of her hand and gives her a banana instead.

“She’s not that bad of a roommate,” he tells her with a one armed shrug. The look she shoots him can only be described as the personification of betrayal. Adam can’t believe it’s the third time he’s rolled his eyes at her and it hasn’t hit nine in the morning yet.

“They were naked Adam! Nude! Birthday suits!”

“The biblical state,” Henry tacks on and Blue nods along graciously.

Make it four times before nine in the morning.

“It’s Orla…. She’s eccentric

“It was on the couch! I sit on that couch Adam!” blue hits her hand against the table, fully indignant now.

“I really would recommend having it at the very least steam cleaned before partaking in that activity  again,” Henry advises sagely as he takes a sip of his coffee.

“Oh no! No way! I will never sit on that couch another day of my life!”

“Glad to see you’re taking this reasonably,” Adam says, voice blithe, as he brings their cereal bowls to the sink.

“Don’t start with me Adam! You haven’t seen the things I have! The freckles and birthmarks— The hair.” Blue shutters and henry slings an arm around her slim shoulders in comfort, clucking his tongue all the while.

Fifth…. It’s been the fifth time now.

“So how do you reckon you’ll live in there without sitting on the couch ever again?” He needles with a quirked brow, fully having decided to just fall into the dramatics. It’s always easier for him at the end of the day  when just excepting it.

“I’m moving out! Duh.”

“Oo, My Blueberry is becoming her very own American woman!” Henry preens. “Let me get you a chic new outfit Sabrina style!”

“That movie is sexist and culturally appropriates middle eastern garb.” Blue sniffs.

“Good to know that the new Blue has still got all her old spunk.”

“You’re both ridiculous,” Adam tells them, lips pinched.

“We bring bursts of color into your otherwise stale existence,” Blue argues loftily.

“Ridiculous,” Adam repeats with feeling.

“Lying doesn’t become you my dear Henrietta Prince,” Henry tells him far too frankly before turning his attention back to Blue. “You know you’ve got a place here if you want it.”

“Where?” Blue snorts. “In your living room?”

“Our couch doesn’t have naked Orla germs,” Adam offers halfheartedly. 

Blue just levels him with a unimpressed look, and Adam’s got flashbacks to junior year when Maura caught the pair of them getting drunk off Persephone’s peach wine coolers.

It’s terrifying.

“Charming. But no need, I’ve already begun sifting around for places nearby that are looking for a new roommate.”

Adam takes the papers she’s already printed off and begins shuffling through them.

“This one has like five cats,” he tells her with a curled lip.

“It sounds homey.”

“You’re allergic,” Adam rebukes. 

“I’m desperate Adam!” Blue reminds him.

“This one has a picture of him wearing a MAGA hat on his facebook profile pic,” Henry informs her, holding a second listing.

“Okay not that desperate,” Blue crumples it up and tosses it to the side. Adam would tell her to throw it in the trash like an adult but reasons she’s having a moment. 

“Mmm, what about this one,” she waves around the paper and Henry takes it to look over himself.

“It’s with three random dudes.”

“Three normal looking dudes,” Blue presses. “And so to reiterate, I’m desperate.”

“Ted Bundy was a normal looking dude,” Adam charges, making Blue glare at him menacingly.

“Adam I can still see flesh in my nightmares!”

Sixth, sixth time he’s rolled his eyes. Jesus fucking Christ Adam is gonna be sent to an early grave because of  an aneurism from them.

.-

The problem is that when Blue sets her mind on something, not even the angels above can dissuade  her from it, so that’s why Adam spends his Saturday afternoon— the only one he’s had off from a shoot in literally three months— driving to some sketch apartment with her and Henry, in the latter’s abrasively flashy sports car. 

He feels like a fraud.

“Blueberry are you sure you put in the right address?” Henry asks, face scrunched in confusion once they cruise into the open parking spot in front of a dilapidated looking  manufacturing building.

Blue flickers her eyes back down towards her phone before glancing up with a sure nod. 

“Look it says Monmouth right over there on the sign near the front door. This’s the right place.” 

“Right place to get murdered,” Adam intones darkly. 

Blue only tosses him a glare before slipping out.

“Are we bad people for going along with this?” Henry asks Adam, his mouth downturned in concern.

“Nah, we were bad people long before this.” Adam assures him wryly  before following suit.

.-

“I don’t want a new roommate,” Ronan tells Gansey for the third time in the past hour. In turn, Gansey only rolls his eyes before trying to stuff the old pizza boxes into the trash can. God fucking damn it, Helen’s right, they do live like pigs.

“I think it’s a good idea,” Noah contends. “It’ll bring some new energy in this place.”

“Oy, what did I tell you about saying shit like energy and chakras.”

“That’s it’s something a douche hipster would say and you’d throw me out a window if you heard it again.”

“And yet.”

“All I can say to that is dude you need to clear your chakras.” Noah says, fully goading, and making it so an unexpected laugh tears out of Ronan, the total prick.

“For the love that is all holy and right, will you two please just attempt to act normal when she gets here.”

“It’s a girl?”

“A girl with models as friends,” Noah perks, completely beaming. “And you know what that means,” Noah winks and Ronan, for the good of the public, cuffs him on the back of the head. Hard.

“You fucking sly dog, how do you even know that?”

“Preliminary interview through the phone,” Noah shrugs. “She sounds nice, better than living with that guy with a pet snake.”

“That snake was fucking cool.” Ronan argues.

“There’s a one pet limit here, and your raven has taken the slot.” Gansey huffs, hand on his hip like Aurora would do if Ronan and Declan were being especially rowdy. “And Noah don’t ask about her model friends, that’s creepy.”

“That’s kind of my shtick man.” Noah points out, wide eyed.

“Less horror film creepy and more loser from Revenge of the Nerds creepy,” Gansey clarifies scoldingly.

Noah swallows down a lump, properly cowed.

It’s right then when the doorbell rings and Gansey frantically puts in the last of the empty cups into the dishwasher from the sink before scurrying to the doorway, Noah and Ronan on his heals.

Ronan knows he lost the battle and the war the moment the door swings open and the first thing the pixie sized, colorfully dressed girl says is a glowing “Blank 182?” While gesturing towards Noah’s… Well Noah’s everything.

Noah looks like the cat who’s gotten into the cream, Gansey looks more glowing than usual, and Ronan can’t take his eyes off the sandy haired boy she’s brought along with her.

.-

Living with Blue is a beast that Ronan can’t quite figure out how to defeat.

She, probably like any sane person, expects the house to be in some sort of semblance— aka no more jackets and other innocuous articles of clothing thrown about the shared living space, and for dishes to be rinsed after use and put into the dishwasher accordingly. 

“Your rooms can be as trashy as you want, but can we please not make the whole place a pigsty,” she had sniffed with a cocked head and jut out hip. Gansey of course nodded giddily— on account to his staring at her all moony ever since meeting her— Noah had shrugged, indifferent. But Ronan held out as long as possible, sneer on his lips. But alas, she met his every zig with a zag and he found himself in a stalemate.

But Ronan could deal with the tidiness and even the impromptu yoga sessions she holds with randoms from her classes at university. Hell he could deal with her weird obsession with Yogurt too, and can actually listen to her rants about the patriarchy and institutional blocks that keeps the impoverished and people of color and women down from being able to achieve feats once only meant for wealthy white men. Fuck, Ronan’s come to think her particular brand of spitfire humor is actually hilarious.

So yes all of this is fine. But with Blue comes them. Henry Cheng, best friend she met at some art class her freshman year. And fucking Adam Parrish, apparently someone she’s known for so long and so intimately that she refers to him as family more often than not.

And yeah. Ronan is not jealous and Noah needs to take that fucking sneer off his face.

“You’re jealous!”

“I am not jealous!” Ronan yells emphatically for the fifth time.

“Ronan has a crush!”

“Noah God so help me!” He threatens, totally venomous.

“You’re in loveee!” 

“Noah I will destroy you!”

.-

Okay so Ronan might be sorta, kinda, not jealous…. But bothered. Yes Bothered. He’s bothered because he can’t fucking figure out Blue and Adam’s deal. One second they’re sniping at one another about the economy and the next she’s lying her head in his lap while he’s carding a hand through her hair.

Fucking salacious shit.

But occasionally, on especially good days, Blue falls asleep early and instead of going back home right away, Adam stays. He stays and he shares a drink with Ronan on the porch and they talk about nothing really, but also a lot of things. Ronan find’s out he basically grew up with Blue, that she was his first everything. He’s deaf in his left ear and he didn’t mean to fall into modeling but he didn’t have enough money to finish the semester at MIT and instead of giving up he took up some side gigs which eventually culminated into a career of his own. 

Ronan finds out that Adam’s favorite flavor of ice cream is cow tracks and his front tooth is chipped from behind.  Adam has a small, crooked smile and when he laughs its more breath than sound and its absolutely lovely.

Ronan finds this all out but still has no idea whether he has a shot.

And again, he’s bothered.

.-

“I vote on something classic,” Blue tells them with a sip of her shake. (Read the shake Adam bought but Blue somehow still always drinks half of even while she complains about being on a diet, which then leads her to grouse about how Adam stays narrow and lithe even if he eats four quarter pounders back to back).

Sadly, this happened once and only once when Adam was especially stressed over a finals week and hadn’t eaten for literally three straight days. 

She really has seen him at his worst.

“Ooo, let’s watch some singing in the rain! I’m ready to belt out some toons.” Henry crows.

“Oh well if it includes your perfectly pitched singing,” Adam says flatly. Blue promptly elbow checks him and Henry waggles his tongue out.

“Sounds good to me Henry, so where?”

“Your place?” Adam says, brow kinked and trying to smother down the hopefulness in his voice. Of course, it doesn’t work. They know him better than anyone else, and they immediately stick him with matching smirks.

“Pray tell Parrish, me and you have the better entertainment system by far, and yet you’ve been insistent on heading to Blueberry’s place for our weekly movie nights for the past two months…. Hah, I wonder what two months signify?”

“Ooo ooo! I know Henry, I know!” Blue teases swinging her arm up high like an excited school girl. “I just moved into Monmouth and Then Adam over here got all slack jawed and goofily eyed over my scary roommate!”

“Blueberry gets the point!” Henry squawks, giving her a makeshift bracelet out of the straw wrapper.

Adam looks at them both with as much fury as he could muster, cheeks infused red, and jaw locked.

In retort, they only laugh ebulliently.

Adam is so tempted to make new friends.

.-

Ronan opens the door on a random Thursday afternoon a week later and Adam steels his nerves, not about to back down.

“Oh, ah Parrish.” His prominent brows furrow together, suspicious. “Maggot isn’t here yet.”

“I know,” Adam says, head tipped high. “Can I come in?”

Ronan only shrugs as he moves aside to give him the room to enter.

“You look like you have something squirming up your ass,” Ronan tells him, as blunt and as crass as ever.

Adam silently questions to the universe why is it that he’s so resoundingly attracted to him for that.

“You’re so eloquent with your words Lynch, you know that?” Adam tells him, completely flat, and making it so Ronan’s answering grin is something feral and amused.

“So you gonna just stand there looking pretty or actually get it out?”

“Jesus Christ, do you have an ounce of patience in your entire body?”

“I sweat it out at the gym, you wouldn’t know that skinny.” Ronan barbs, hip checking him while he struts to the kitchen.

Adam just glares after his form… His well built and deliciously broad shoulders.

“Still got enough muscle to beat your ass,” Adam teases and Ronan leers, impressed. Adam walks closer, magnetized. 

“So Blue’s enlightened me about something.”

Ronan hikes up a brow, betraying his mask of indifference.

“Is that right. What? Did Maggot make you understand that the hand holding and lovey-dovey looks are getting abrasive?”

Adam is utterly confused to what he’s talking about— Did he find out about the crush, and if so does that mean he’s already, wordlessly rejected Adam. Is Ronan completely uncomfortable right now.

Adam shakes off the questions, is determined to just plunge in for once in his life without beating a situation to death with analysis.

“She’s enlightened me that my crush on you is getting to ridiculous levels of yearning and i should just ask you out like an adult.”

A thousand different expressions pull at Ronan’s face until finding landing at something Adam can only call aw.

“Oh— Ah, wait. Wait do you like me?”

Adam rolls his eyes heavenwards. God he really is going to get an aneurysm.

“You are such a doofus,” Adam sighs before inkling his head forwards and kissing Ronan senseless.

Ronan grabs his head and presses impossibly closer.

.-

Later that night, when Henry and Blue march in with the decided upon movie they both begin to preen at the sight of them, exchange bills with Noah and Gansey too.

Again, Adam is going to be sent to an early grave. But hey, if in the meanwhile Ronan does that thing with his tongue, Adam will at least enjoy his final earthly days.

[seekthemist]

Pynch 50. “C’mere, you can sit on my lap until I’m done working.” ((Bless you for these prompts!))

@purrincesscatitude said: Numer #42 for Pynch!

“C’mere, you can sit on my lap until I’m done working.” + “Just let me finish this/this level and i swear ill go down on you until you cum at least three times.”

YEAH OKAY COME FOR MY LIFE, WHATEVER.I decided to merge these two prompts because they’re perfect together, also the result is STUPIDLY long because you should understand how much, to quote one memorable Discord chat, “I live and die on the altar of lapsitting”.This shit is long (under cut), a lot of teasing, cuddling, but we still rate it E in which world I can resist to the call of rimming, let’s be honest

Other Raven Cycle fills: Ronsey #29 ; Pynch #21 ; Adansey #11 

From this prompt list!

Late in spring, the Barns were inundated by light and heat even as the afternoon trickled down into the evening.

The Long Barn where Ronan had been working on his dreaming had steadily gotten warmer by the hour. The contrast with the inside of the main house was chilly in an heavenly way, but the sensation of sweat cooling down on his skin didn’t make Ronan feel completely like a human being again.

“Parrish, the book fucking ate you already?” Ronan called over across the hall, towards the living room, while discarding shoes and pieces of clothing along the way.

“It grew teeth and I gagged it with the muzzle you threatened Opal with,” Adam’s voice called back, absolutely deadpan.

Ronan barked a laughter, feeling a bit less worn out already–in a well-loved place, with a well-loved person. “Business as usual, then, I’ll be down in a second.”

There was just an agreeable sound following Ronan upstairs–a clear sign that Adam was already back into his studying-machine self. That’s how Ronan found him ten minutes later, entering the living room in just a pair of boxers, a towel around his shoulders and a random protein bar that he found on the way–which might have been Declan’s, so of course Ronan had to eat it.

The biggest concession Adam had done to the fact that he had been studying for at least three hours straight was that he had moved from the dining table to the armchair. Adam never exactly invade, ever–even if he could, even if Ronan would want him to, he moved carefully around every space, neatly there and gone a second after if needed. But today, instead, one of his notebooks was lay abandoned among other books he had stacked neatly on the table, and he had brought a smaller volume with him, opened against the armrest and a tiny notepad covered in pencil writing. He was slouching, even, and it meant something.

“You gonna be done with that?” Ronan asked, staring a bit too much at the picture Adam painted, relaxed in a shady corner, barefoot and in causal clothes.

“Mmhn, in a bit.” Adam looked up over his own murmur, without losing the slight frown of concentration that accompanied him in his tasks. “Why are you naked?”

“I’m not, should I be?” Ronan argued, half-suggestive in his question, as if boxers and towel were an everyday outfit. “I just showered.”

Adam smirked, looking at Ronan for a couple of long seconds before pointedly going back to his book. Yet, he kept talking, “You’re allowed on the armchair, then.”

It was a blatant reference to the rules for Opal and also as good as an invitation. Ronan swallowed dry and went to join him, sitting down on the free armrest. He was still sort-of-sore from the stillness and stiffness of an afternoon of dreaming and everything was diffused, a bit surreal.

Everything could be a dream, if he blinked for too long.

In retaliation against the concept itself, he opened up the protein bar packet and bit half a third of it of. Then, already less instinctive, he offered it to Adam.

Adam didn’t even properly look away from the book, but he leaned with the full span of his back against the backrest and took a bite. It should have been ridiculous, to find him attractive as he chewed–and yet Ronan did.

“This is sickly sweet,” Adam commented, clicking his tongue against the taste distractedly.

“Blame Declan, I think he buys this on purpose,” Ronan complained, but finished the last of the bar.

“You’re still eating it, the tactic is not working,” Adam pointed out, and took a couple of notes, his handwriting impossibly small in pencil.

Ronan humphed. “I’m not that easily derailed.”

Adam’s serious expression softened into a little smile. “Yeah, I can see that,” he murmured.

Than he reached over to grab onto Ronan’s elbow and drag him sideways.

The gesture was so sudden it took Ronan by surprise, sending him to slide down the armrest and right against Adam–barely grasping on the backrest last minute to avoid smashing them brutally together.

“Parrish, the fuck?” he recoiled, casting him half a glare with a part of his brain already looking forward to the scuffle that could follow.

Instead, Adam just wrapped an arm around Ronan’s waist and pulled. It was a weird sensation, intimate in a familiar way and yet foreign because of the setting. Still, Ronan ended up shuffling, just a bit, until his whole side was fully pressed against Adam’s chest, his legs on top of Adam’s and his knees pressed against the armrest to the side.

“I thought you weren’t done…” Ronan murmured, a bit lower. Adam’s hand was warm and dry against his naked skin, the press of their bodies so known. Could someone really blame him, for getting ideas?

“I’m not,” Adam confirmed, and just moved book and notebook to rest against partially on Ronan’s own knees partially on the other armrest. “You can sit on my lap until I’m done, instead of jittering around me like a fly.”

“Fuck you,” Ronan replied, reflexively, but the hot feeling under his skin only increased. It was the position, and the sound of Adam telling him to stay on his lap, and the insistent proximity.

Despite his grumbling, he lowered his arm and circled Adam’s shoulders. With all ease in the world, Adam just tilted his head forward and let Ronan adjust before leaning back with his nape against the bent of Ronan’s elbow.

Something twisted in Ronan’s belly, that insistent feeling that he would get when the possibility of sex was so close he could taste it. He wanted it, from zero to hundred in a second. Infuriatingly, Adam was seriously back at reading, as if it was nothing, as if they weren’t close enough to feel each other back. He even turned a page. It drove Ronan crazy.

“Until I’m done depends a bit on you not jittering, you know,” Adam notified him, without even looking up.

“Or you could be done now,” Ronan suggested, tightening a bit his arm around Adam’s shoulders.

“Would you prefer to leave the room?” Adam asked, deceptive, even as he leaned agreeably along the contact. His cheek touched Ronan’s naked collarbone, and Adam readjusted before abandoning the weight of his head on Ronan–maddening, very much so.

“No,” Ronan admitted. It was so weird, and yet somehow a significant part of what he wanted at the moment.

Adam hummed his approval and get back at reading and taking notes, while Ronan underwent the monumental effort of trying to be still–even as Adam’s left hand slowly traced his side. Goosebumps rose and got stroked back in alternate touches, but Ronan felt increasingly warm in a way that had nothing to do with the temperature of the room.

“Parrish…”

“Mmhn,” Adam murmured, noncommittal in the face of Ronan’s rising excitement. “You’re so damn heavy.”

It didn’t carry much weight–certainly not as much as Adam probably had on himself, considering Ronan’s bulk–when Adam was all-but-cuddled against Ronan, looking somewhat comfortable in his sunken state in the armchair.

It wasn’t so usual, especially in some days, for Adam to be comfortable, so Ronan grumbled something, not even attempting an argument, and subjected himself for this weird study-wait treatment.

Adam turned more pages and took more notes. His caresses expanded, along the span of Ronan’s back, aimlessly tracing the black paths of the tattoo even though he could not possibly see it in this position. Sometimes, he adjusted his head on a better reading angle on Ronan’s shoulder, especially if Ronan brushed the dark blond hair at the back of his head.

For as much as Ronan did try–to stay still, to not jitter–at some point he arched in half a shiver, when Adam lingered too much in slow circles on his lower back.

The caresses stopped, just long enough for Ronan to relax back. Ronan almost assumed this was done with–especially when Adam shuffled around. But then he flipped yet another page, took a couple of indiscernible notes, and then went back to touching, the tip of his fingers skimming between Ronan’s side and stomach.

“Parrish, Jesus fuck…”

“Not my fault you’re hanging around naked,” Adam pointed out, as if it was an impeccable argument. He took thirty seconds of pause just to turn his head around and actually look at Ronan. His eyes had the same concentration he had reserved to the book, but he kissed the curve of Ronan’s collarbones instead–just once. “Let me finish this. And after, I won’t stop until you come at least three times.”

Ronan twitched bodily at the sound of it alone, so close to his ear, and Adam held him even tighter, just to mark a point.

“Christ.”

It was as good as a promise. And Adam was usually incredibly true to his promises.

Ronan tried, in all seriousness, to just stay quietly on Adam’s lap as Adam studied–and toyed with him while studying. It would have been boring in any other occasions, but instead it was an extreme case of multitasking that kept Ronan on edge, constantly–even more so with the evidence that Adam was working, this was not just for show. The spot where Adam was still resting his head was overly warm, and Ronan’s heaving breaths echoed in the pressure between them.

He was so hard in his boxers it was making him space out, knowing there was nothing to do but wait.

Adam’s hand brushed all the way down his waist, to the top of the thighs, the thumb digging in the point where Ronan’s leg met hips, and then–still pressing–all the way to the dip of his hip bones.

After so many light touches, this was so intense and playing so heavily on sensitive spots that it felt like a trigger.

Ronan bucked before he could help himself, with a small choked sound, as his cock twitched in his outrageously tented boxers. When he blinked again, Adam was staring at him directly, uncaring of the fact that Ronan had misplaced his book and notebook and covered his line of sight.

“I’m done,” Adam said, with the faintest smirk.

Ronan pulled him forward, quenching his own stream of profanity against Adam’s mouth.

They kissed deep, a bit messy in their reciprocal eagerness, and Ronan’s heart just thumped louder. When he shuffled a bit on Adam’s legs, his thigh brushed Adam’s own erection and Ronan swallowed down the low hum that ensued with a wicked satisfaction.

There was no warning, again, when Adam sneaked a hand inside Ronan’s boxers, wrapping his fingers around Ronan’s hard cock with something too self-assured and proprietary not to be hot as hell.

At the first stroke upwards, just tight enough, light sparked behind Ronan’s eyelids, unwarranted.

“Wait, I’m close…” Ronan murmured, separating from their kiss with a wet sound.

“Three times,” Adam reminded him, and then he kissed Ronan again.

He didn’t even bother to get rid of Ronan’s boxers at all, just stroked him with the hushed fury of a young teen about to get caught. It was weirdly appropriate with being in the same living room he had grown up in, and even if it weren’t Ronan was too turned on to hold own any longer.

He broke the kiss without meaning too, moaning and trembling–stumbling into an orgasm just by virtue of finally getting touched rather than teased.

Adam got his hand out of his boxers almost immediately–though Ronan wouldn’t have minded being touched some more–and snatched the towel that Ronan had brought from the shower to clean his hand, carelessly.

“Adam…” Ronan murmured, his skin still tingling and his cock barely sagged down from his hardness, as if confused over such a sudden release.

Adam kissed him again, with a satisfied hum. And then, only then, he pushed Ronan off his lap. They both sort of toppled over to the floor, between Ronan being caught again by surprise and Adam’s legs being likely half asleep after having been so long after Ronan’s weight.

There was something endearingly uncoordinated in Adam–something that usually spoke of excitement. He barely took time to put down his book and notebook, leaving the pencil to roll around abandoned on the floor, before pushing Ronan face down on the armchair seat.

“Jesus fuck…” Ronan stressed, very emphatically.

It was good, to have Adam so demanding, devoting the same laser-sharp focus to Ronan as he had devoted to the book before. It was better, even, to see that he had fallen victim of his own little game of toying around with Ronan.

Without saying a word, Adam kneeled behind in on wobbly legs and pushed Ronan’s boxers all the way down, leaving them pressed at the bent of Ronan’s knees.

Ronan felt him shuffling, his well-loved hands taking a tight grip on Ronan’s ass, and then there was a tongue licking at him.

“Fuck fuck fuck…”

Uttering under his breath only served to make Adam lick him harder, his thumb pressing on the skin beside his rim to try and wiggle his way inside.

The shadows were longer now, as the sun settled slowly over the hills, and Ronan grasped at the armchair cushion as Adam eat him out in the middle of the living room.

He was so hard again, so taken by having Adam’s full attention–another project for Adam to perfect.

Not even squirming relented Adam’s insistence, only gaining Ronan a couple of warning hums the vibration of which reverberated on his whole and made everything worse–better.

Everything spiralled in the tightness of Ronan’s chest once Adam slid one finger inside, wet with spit. His tongue came right beside him, and it was impossible not to feel himself clenching. He could have touched himself easily, just like he desperately wanted to, but instead he reached back and held onto Adam’s shoulder, the fabric of his t-shirt creasing under Ronan’s grip.

Adam got his finger completely in, his tongue tantalising in its insistence, and then he curled it to touch a spot that always set Ronan ablaze. They lingered there, with Ronan’s gasps filling the air around them.

It seemed as if Adam would keep him there forever, enjoying everything the verge of pleasure had to give him. And then, just as abruptly, Ronan’s body tensed, clenching around Adam and keeping his finger in a glorious, glorious spot that made him come all over himself.

It was difficult to come down from the high, even more difficult still because Adam kept tonguing him as if nothing happened.

“Adam…ah…Adam!”

Adam paused with two seconds of delay, as if even registering that Ronan actually called for him rather than just moaning his name was difficult.

“What?” he asked back, his voice wonderfully hoarse.

His tone seemed to say, I’m not done, and it made Ronan shiver in itself. Adam just kissed at the bottom of his spine, distractedly, while he waited for Ronan to gather his breath enough to reply.

“Can we fuck?” Ronan managed, at the end, clenching reflexively around Adam’s finger at the sole thought of it.

Adam bit down on one of Ronan’s cheek, evidently turned on by the situation, by the proposal. He gave a couple of experimental thrusts with his finger, and the friction was surreal, wet with spit and nothing else. It felt tight.

“We have to go upstairs,” Adam concluded, grabbing Ronan’s hips one handedly to keep nibbling at him rather than let Ronan squirm away at the sensation.

“Nh…yeah fine…”

“You only came two times.”

“I don’t give a sh…ah!” Ronan’s rebuttal cracked on a moan when Adam curled his finger again, just at the right time. “Adam c’mon…”

Adam opened his mouth again and trailed a path along Ronan’s ass, going back slowly and wetly towards the crack. “When you get hard again…” Adam said, and again it sounded like a promise, “…we’re going upstairs.”

“Yeah…fuck yeah…”

Whatever Ronan tried to elaborate devolved in another low groan, as Adam resumed rimming him to hell and back. With his cock twitching as desperately as his ass, Ronan dropped his forehead on the cushion and took it–and took it–as the sun set, pooling everything into darkness.

[jancmalandra]

On being fashionable

Snufkin and Moomintroll arrived in Calais in late December. The famous beaches were almost entirely deserted. Finding a place to make camp where they wouldn't draw attention to themselves was still a challenge. After all, they were freeloading in one of the most expensive tourist traps in the world. Snufkin knew the terrain surprisingly well for someone who avoided cities like the plague. He led Moomintroll to a small patch of beach that was surrounded by a very steep cliff, and they both pitched their tents. Moomintroll couldn't have helped noticing that Snufkin had been pitching his tent just a little bit closer to his every day, and this brought Moomintroll a great deal of secret joy.

"Do you come here every year?", asked Moomintroll as the pair of them walked down the beach, looking for a good spot to do some surf fishing.

"Not always.", said Snufkin. "Sometimes I wander through wine country aimlessly until February, when it's time for me to head back North to Moominvalley. Sometimes I follow the Mediterranean coast until then. One time, I decided to see how deeply inside Russia I could get before I had to turn around. Now that was a real adventure! But, despite the city behind it, this beach is amazingly beautiful without all the people crowding out nature, so I find myself drawn to it every other year or so."

It really hit home to Moomintroll that the entire world had always been open to Snufkin. Snufkin could have gone anywhere on the planet anytime he chose every year, and yet he had always returned to Moominvalley for every Spring and Summer, returned to see him again. Moomintroll realized in an instant of enlightenment that all of his uncertainty about how Snufkin felt about him over the years had been entirely wrong. Snufkin had always loved him; he had just kept his love hidden from himself somewhere deep inside. Moomintroll felt hot tears of grateful love streaming down his face that he couldn't stop. He looked out at the surf crashing on the beach and dropped his fishing rod and ran towards the breakers and dove straight in to clear his head. Moomins are born swimmers: their thick fur and natural layer of fat make them very close to marine mammals. The frigid water, which would have deterred any other swimmer, felt pleasantly cool to Moomintroll.

Snufkin watched his beloved leap from the surf like a dolphin with joyous awe at first. Then suddenly, his face contorted with panicked realization. He immediately sped up the beach towards the deserted shopping area just beyond the last set of dunes. Twenty minutes later, Moomintroll emerged from the surf and shook the water off himself, feeling thoroughly refreshed. He opened his eyes to see Snufkin standing before him, blushing nearly purple, sweating bullets, and holding out a mysterious folded piece of cloth for Moomintroll to take.

"H-here, Moomintroll," said Snufkin, suddenly putting the ill-fitting dark green poncho over his head, "This should keep you from getting sunburned." His voice was weak and completely unconvincing.

"Whatever are you talking about, Snufkin?", said Moomintroll, bewildered by the gift. "I've never gotten a sunburn in my life! Come to think of it, I'm not sure it's possible for Moomins to get sunburned! This might come in handy in case of rain, but until then...." He took off the poncho and folded it under his arm.

"Terribly sorry about this, Moomintroll, but I really must be going now!", said Snufkin all at once and as fast as he could. He immediately took off running down the beach even faster, in a blind panic.

"Well.", said Moomintroll, "I have absolutely no idea what that was all about, but the chase is most definitely on!" He began to gleefully follow Snufkin's footprints in the sand while keeping an eye on his rapidly retreating form running down the wide open beach.

Snufkin really wasn't watching where he was going, so naturally he ran headlong into the only other people on the beach, falling flat on his back when a very large paw stopped him in mid-flight. These people were a garishly dressed Fillyjonk wearing a hideous floor-length fur coat over his blindingly colorful clothing and two enormous Hemulens wearing black suits. The Fillyjonk looked at Snufkin first with utter disdain and disgust, then disturbingly acute, clinical interest.

"Rudolpho requires this....individual and his peculiar clothing!", said the Fillyjonk in a very pretentious tone, "Yes! Yes! Rudolpho has been inspired! He shall become the model for Rudolpho's new Winter fashion line! Max! Benny! Collect this person and bring him to the mansion!" He snapped his fingers at the Hemulens, who immediately picked up Snufkin by his armpits and began dragging him away, closely following Rudolpho!

Moomintroll watched this scene in utter horror from a safe distance, forcing himself not to move. He was keenly aware that he stood absolutely no chance at all against the Hemulens! He cautiously followed the four of them at this distance until they came to an huge three-story mansion with a sprawling pool area that stood just beyond the dunes. The pool area was filled with dozens of fashionable Fillyjonks lounging about in elaborate fur coats in carefully posed laziness. The pool was flanked on either side by two more intimidatingly huge Hemulen bodyguards. The Olympic-length pool split the area in two, and was topped by an impressive stage that had a runway that ran down the middle of the pool.

Moomintroll watched Snufkin being dragged through this scene and into the mansion and out of his sight with mounting panic! He couldn't begin to think how he was going to get in the pool area, much less the mansion, without getting caught, until he noticed something that no one else was paying any attention to: a small army of Moomins serving drinks and cucumber sandwiches, passing out heated towels, etc., and walking in and out of the mansion without being stopped or even checked! It was like finding out that he had at least twenty brothers that Moominmama and Moominpapa had never told him anything about! They were all about Moomintroll's age, size, and color!

Moomintroll gathered his courage, threw aside the poncho, and walked into the pool area and straight into the mansion as if he did this every day of his life! Once inside, he moved carefully, listening and looking for any sign of the Fillyjonk who had kidnapped Snufkin. It didn't take very long before he heard Rudolpho bellowing orders at his underlings down one of the hallways, constantly referring to himself in the third person. Moomintroll turned into that hallway and stood to one side, awaiting his best chance to follow Rudolpho to Snufkin!

Rudolpho came charging down the hallway followed by a gaunt, weary Hemulen carrying a notepad and pen. The Hemulen clearly didn't have the strength to keep up, which inspired Moomintroll to an act of supreme daring: he simply took the notepad and pen and gently patted the Hemulen on the shoulder. The Hemulen simply collapsed where he had been walking and looked up at Moomintroll with extreme gratitude. Moomintroll ran to catch up with Rudolpho, who had completely failed to notice the switch that had just taken place right under his nose.

Rudolpho continued to barrel his way to the other side of the first floor of the mansion, where the dressing rooms for his models lined the main hallway.

"The tailors had better be finished taking the measurements of his clothing by now!", said Rudolpho to himself as he entered the third dressing room down the hallway. Snufkin stood at the center of all the activity in the room, a blank, dazed look on his face! Moomintroll controlled himself with a heroic effort and continued to pretend to take notes while inching away from Rudolpho and into a corner of the room, to reduce his presence as much as possible. Snufkin was surrounded by three Moomin tailors armed with measuring tape, sewing needles and pins and other sewing paraphernalia.

"Well, are we ready to begin mass producing that outfit tomorrow?!", asked Rudolpho testily. The three Moomins nodded yes fearfully and silently. "Good! Make sure that he's ready to go onstage in two hours! Those idiots out there will pay me a fortune to look ridiculous, as usual. My pitches always rope them in." Rudolpho turned and left very suddenly. Once again, he had completely failed to notice Moomintroll's existence, because he didn't return to look for him.

Moomintroll rushed to Snufkin's side and tried to shake him back to his senses, but it was no good! Snufkin looked right through him with the same dazed, unaware expression on his face. Moomintroll could think of only one thing to do. It was also the thing he wanted most to do in the world: he wrapped Snufkin in a powerful embrace and kissed him more passionately than even he had thought possible, bending him over nearly double!

"Moomintroll?!", exclaimed Snufkin, standing them both upright again in surprise, completely snapped out of his stupor, "Is it really you?! I feel like I've been going mad! There's dozens of you everywhere! And then there's that insane Fillyjonk! How on Earth do we get out of here?!"

"You HAVE to trust me, my darling!", said Moomintroll. "I'm making this all up as I go, but things keep falling into place, so we have to keep rolling with it! I think I can create enough chaos for us to escape unnoticed, but we have to get to the stage first!" He turned to the three tailors, who had been deliberately ignoring everything Moomintroll and Snufkin had just said and did. They just stood there as if awaiting further orders. Moomintroll decided to take a really big chance. He swallowed hard and said, in the most imperious tone he could manage, "Rudolpho has changed the entire fashion line! You need to get ALL of the Moomin servants ready to walk the runway in a single line in two hours! They don't need any clothing, they just need to be ready backstage before Rudolpho calls for them! Move it! Move it!"

The tailors scrambled out of the room as quickly as they could, and Moomintroll followed quickly behind, leading Snufkin by his paw. The pair made it to the backstage area without even a glance from the bodyguards. They waited by the rope that controlled the main curtain and one hour and forty-five minutes later every Moomin in the mansion had assembled backstage with them just like clockwork. Rudolpho appeared at the top of the stage on the other side of the curtain, and all of the gathered Fillyjonks fell silent in anticipation.

"My fellow distinguished Fillyjonks!", Rudolpho announced pompously, "I present to you Rudolpho's Winter fashion line, Vagabond Chic, soon to be available at only the finest boutiques for fifty thousand gold pieces an outfit. Only you, Rudolpho's best and most discriminating customers, deserve this product of Rudolpho's unparalleled genius! And now, the first outfit in the line!"

Moomintroll was only too happy to oblige him, and he pulled the rope in his eager paws as hard as he could. The curtain parted, and the Moomins dutifully strutted out on the runway in a long single file line, sashaying and posing in synch with each other as they went. All the Fillyjonks in the pool area immediately erupted in enraged protest, screaming about how Rudolpho was trying to rip them off by making them pay such an outrageous price for clothing that didn't exist! They quickly began gathering their things and they all tried to leave at once, creating a scene of total chaos! Rudolpho was in the middle of the crowd, trying desperately to placate them, all to no avail!

Moomintroll turned to Snufkin and said, "We have to leave right now!" The two struggled through the crowd of enraged Fillyjonks without anyone trying to stop them, eventually making their way out of the pool area and onto the dunes. They immediately ran away from the area of the mansion as fast as their legs could carry them! They finally collapsed next to each other on the beach a full mile away, completely exhausted. When they finally caught their breath, they began laughing hysterically at everything that they had just been through!

"Moomintroll, my dearest," said Snufkin, "You're getting frighteningly good at this sort of thing! I can't thank you enough for saving me!" Snufkin wrapped Moomintroll in his arms and began kneading the muscles of Moomintroll's back like bread dough with his paws! Snufkin kissed him every bit as passionately as he had the very first time under the light of the supermoon, only this time he held the kiss for a solid five minutes! When Snufkin finally came up for air, both their faces were alight with indescribable joy and love!

"That is a REALLY good way to start! Please feel completely free to do that anytime we're cuddling in my tent!", said Moomintroll dizzily. "I think that I finally understand what frightened you in the first place. I want you to know that you never have to push yourself to do anything you're not ready for just to please me. Also, I'm not going to change my personal style any more than I want you to change yours! Neither of us needs fixing, we only need each other. That being said, now that I know that you've started enjoying the view you're getting, I don't ever want you to feel the slightest bit ashamed, or stop staring to your heart's content: it makes me SO very happy!"

"OK.", said Snufkin, his fears once more overcome by Moomintroll's love for him.

The End

[makeste]

BnHA Chapter 173: Campus Tour

Previously on BnHA: Class A hashed out everyone’s roles for the upcoming band performance/dance party. Momo wound up on keyboard, Jirou is doing vocals in addition to bass, and Kaminari and Tokoyami will be playing guitar. A staging team was also assembled, consisting of Aoyama, Sero, Kirishima, Kouda, and Shouto. And the rest of class A (as well as Aoyama again, for some reason) will be on the dance team. The next day Deku went to meet with All Might. He explained that he could only maintain 20% OFA for a short while and that it wasn’t enough to beat Overhaul and he needed some sort of long distance attack. All Might was all “then LET’S TAKE THIS OUTSIDE, SON”, and they went out to the forest and he had Deku activate 20% OFA and do a cool wind attack and fuck up some trees! And long story short, basically Deku has to learn how to utilize 20% OFA in just his hands rather than in full cowl, so that way he can whip out the wind attack whenever he wants without putting too much strain on himself. Having settled that, we then fast-forwarded one month later to the day of the cultural fest, (ETA: nope) with Mirio bringing Eri to U.A.

Today on BnHA: Mirio and Deku take Eri on a fun tour of U.A. to help her get a little more familiar with the place before the chaos and commotion of the festival. During the course of their wanderings they first come across the members of class B who are constructing the set and props for the fantasy play they’ll be doing in the festival. They then stop by to greet Hadou (who���s running for Miss Con which is basically a beauty pageant thing) and Tamaki before heading down to the support department, where they ooh and ahh at Mei’s cool giant robot. Finally they take a breather in the cafeteria and ask Eri what she thinks. She says she’s not sure, but since everyone is trying their hardest, she wants to see how it will turn out. The kids take that as a win, and Rat Principal -- who is sitting at a table nearby -- says that he’s excited too. We have a brief flashback to a meeting he had with the Commissioner General, who wanted U.A. to cancel the event. Rat Principal begged him to reconsider, saying that he felt it was necessary for the students. In the end they got the okay, on the stipulation that if the security is breached or the alarm goes off for any reason, the event will immediately be called off and evacuated. Back in the present, Deku bids Eri farewell, and one week later Mina abruptly boots him off of the dance team.

(As always, all comments not marked with an ETA are my unspoiled reactions from my first readthrough of this chapter. I’ve read up through chapter 199 now, so any ETAs will reflect that.)

did these motherfuckers really just spell Kacchan as Ka-chan

(ETA: the Jaimini’s Box translations have had a lot of issues lately so I’ve mostly been sticking to Mangastream now)

also [whips out nerd glasses] according to the U.A. class schedule from the databook, the kids in fact do not have Saturdays off, typically. though maybe they have this specific Saturday off? since they said the temporary license course group also had a break

anyways, these guys are lucky that I’m in a super good mood and don’t feel like nitpicking too much BECAUSE!

IIDA MOTHERFUCKING TENYA HAS HIT THE DANCE FLOOR Y’ALL

I’m going to create a new folder on my PC right now just for pictures of Iida dancing. once it is full I will post them all, and then whenever I am sad all I’ll have to do is go back and look at that post

(ETA: oh yeah I still need to do that at some point lol. when the going gets tough, remember Dancing Iida)

also it appears that Aoyama has fully jumped ship to the dance team, because the staging team is just Shouto, Sero, Kiri, and Kouda now

meanwhile Mirio is hiding in the bushes plotting some sort of hilarious entrance!

BUT HE HAS BEEN SPOTTED

DAMMIT DEKU

also! I figured that since Eri was there, it must be the day of the festival! but I guess it isn’t! which means he’s brought Eri to hang out with all of her class A sibs early! WHICH MEANS THIS IS GOING TO BE MY FAVORITE CHAPTER OF ALL TIME, ISN’T IT

MIRIO WHAT ARE YOU DOING

I’m crying sob help

lmao Ojiro is all IS THAT SENPAI’S KID?? as though that’s somehow the ONLY POSSIBLE EXPLANATION. not his little sister, not his cousin, not even Aizawa’s kid despite him also being right there. nope. this must be Toogata Mirio’s illegitimate child

(ETA: Mangastream version just says “is that his kid” which makes me think he is in fact referring to Aizawa, which makes a lot more sense but is less hilarious though.)

Ochako and Tsuyu are immediately complimenting Eri’s fucking adorable outfit, which is 100% the correct reaction. FOR FUCK’S SAKE. HER FIRST TIME WEARING SHOES AND THEY GOT HER THE CUTEST FUCKING BOOTS IN THE WORLD. and the little kid purse that matches her outfit. I can’t

Mirio is now hauling himself out from the bushes dejectedly while Aizawa explains that they got permission from the principal to let her visit

apparently the principal quite rightly said that Eri should visit on a quieter day first so she could get used to being around people since she’s been cut off from society until now and they don’t want her to get overwhelmed

and she is indeed shyly running back to Mirio and taking his hand

so now Iida’s coming up to introduce himself

...and Mineta is officially being the MOST cancelled he’s ever been, holy fucking shit. usually I just ignore his crap, but jesus. “I’m looking forward to meeting you again in ten years!” he says. to a six-year-old. how the fuck is that funny. can’t Aizawa just fucking expel his ass already. can we just delete him already please. god

(ETA: it’s even worse coming right off of 172 where he was much more tolerable than usual. one step forward, ten million steps back. took so many fucking steps backward he went and tumbled off a fucking cliff good grief)

ugh. anyway, so Mirio’s asking Deku if he wants to come with them

they’re going to walk around U.A. with Eri and give her the tour I guess

EYYYYY

I was just thinking to myself, it didn’t seem right that all of the other interns got to say hi and not him!

omg

HE’S KIRISHIMA! YOUR NEW BEST FRIEND!

now they should go take her to watch the band practice because I want her to meet Bakugou. I just do. it could go very good or very bad but either way, I’m all in

(ETA: am I the only one who wants this?? I agree with the anon who said a while back that we have been robbed of Shouto+Eri interactions, but also! Bakugou Katsuki, who recently leveled up and got his babysitting certification! Bakugou, who would be so awkward around her, but supposing there was ever a crisis situation though? he would be super gruff and he’d tell her not to worry and that he won’t let anything happen to her and that if any villains try to start some shit he’ll kick their ass. Bakugou who wouldn’t be at all intimidated by her quirk and would think it’s badass. Bakugou who also knows what it’s like to be held prisoner by villains, even if it was only for a short while and under very different circumstances. idk you guys I just think there’s a lot of potential there and I’d love to see it. my list of people who I want to see interacting with Eri is getting fairly long by this point. and for that matter, Aizawa himself is on that fucking list too because even though he’s been acting as her guardian, it’s usually Mirio and Deku who interact with her directly.)

why are these weirdos putting their uniforms back on

is there some rule that you have to be in uniform whenever you’re at school or what

(ETA: actually this is probably the case since everyone else also has either their regular or gym uniforms on)

anyway, they’re running across some third years from the business department, and they seem to know Mirio and they’re saying hi

why is everyone on this damn campus jumping to this conclusion lmao

(ETA: and this time the MS translation is making the same joke. I think)

they’re handing out program fliers to him and Deku and telling them to come visit during the festival

oh dang

holy shit. they’re really going all out. even for something like a culture festival, U.A. don’t play

EYYYYYYYYY

I love that Monoma appears to be standing up on tiptoes to peek at them excitedly. “FUCK YEAH TIME TO INDULGE IN MY FAVORITE PASTIME”

Deku’s asking Eri if she’s okay as though he’s not the one who nearly had a heart attack just now

she says she thought it was the “falling lady”, referring to Ryuukyuu. oh my god. so fucking cute I’m gonna die

(ETA: the notion that Eri’s lasting impression of Ryuukyuu is as the giant dragon that came busting through the roof just tickles me so fucking much you guys)

Monoma is declaring war as usual

WE’LL SEE ABOUT THAT, FRIEND

oh my god

“completely original”

this is the best joke ever if this translation is accurate. please be accurate. class B you are giving me life right now

(ETA: you bet it’s accurate. and since this is the future, THIS SHIT IS ALL IN THE PUBLIC DOMAIN NOW, Y’ALL. so put those lawyers away and prepare yourselves for the fantasy epic of a lifetime)

Awase is knocking him out and apologizing because Kendou wasn’t there so “he went unchecked”

OH MY GOD

HE’S RUNNING FOR MISS CON. THIS WHOLE ARC TRULY IS HORIKOSHI’S TENDER, LOVING APOLOGY FOR THAT HALLWAY OF BULLSHIT

(ETA: yet another mistranslation from Jaimini but CAN YOU IMAGINE THOUGH. but yeah, obviously what he’s actually saying is that Kendou is running)

Deku’s still shocked and says Aizawa didn’t say a single word to them about Miss Con. probably because he wasn’t able to mention it to you all at a time when Mineta was conveniently out of the room

(ETA: and also because it’s the least rational thing in the world and he will be DAMNED if his kids get caught up in that nonsense when they have more important things to be doing)

Mirio is apologizing to Eri for “suddenly showing you U.A.’s bad side” lmao

look at his face though

“I’m sorry Eri. Monoma was acting like a cotton-headed ninny muggins”

EYYYYYYYYYYY

she’s got it in the bag this year for sure

she’s floating over to say hi!

IS THAT TAMAKI WITH THE CAMERA??

Deku is so flustered he can’t even make eye contact. U.A.’s very own awkward bi icon

Hadou’s saying that she’s never won and that there’s a girl in the class G support team who beats her every year

in a world of quirks, it occurs to me that even lashes like this might legitimately be “maybe she’s born with it” and not automatically “maybe it’s maybelline”

EYYYYYYYYYYYYY

GOOD OL’ TAMAKI

Hadou is smiling and saying that this year she’ll definitely win

I’m amazed and pleased that she hasn’t started asking Eri inappropriate questions. even she can respect boundaries when it’s important! UNLIKE SOME CANCELLED PURPLE FUCKS

ohhh snap now they’re stopping by the development studio

okay now this looks more like what I was expecting the last time we saw this place

CAN ONE OF YOU GENIUSES PLEASE BUILD SOMETHING TO RESCUE TONY STARK. HE IS STRANDED IN SPACE

Mirio says they’re preparing for the technology exhibition that they hold every year. apparently it gets a lot of media attention

oh here we go

eyyyyyyyyy

so she’s showing off her latest giant robot, and they’re acting appropriately impressed. everyone loves giant robots

she says that for the hero department, the sports festival is where they garner attention. but now their department gets to be the main attraction

although, given the type of attention the sports festival garnered, you might want to reconsider being so pleased about that

also, didn’t Aizawa say that this year’s festival would be more lowkey due to all the shit that’s gone down recently? I mean, that’s the plan, anyway. apparently we’re going to be invaded by a gentlevillain so we’ll see how that actually goes

oh shit, Mei’s robot just blew the fuck up

“AGAIN”

HEY EVERYONE! IT’S A SINGLE PANEL OF THE TENTH MOST POPULAR CHARACTER, SHINSOU

HEY’S STILL HERE. JUST FYI. STILL EXISTS. STILL POPULAR

(ETA: you guys I’m so excited I finally got to the part of the manga where Shinsou Does Stuff Again. you don’t even know)

so now they’re at the cafeteria and Eri’s sitting down with some juice

they’re asking what she thought and whether she thinks she’ll be comfortable at the festival

;_____;

she is so good so pure I love her please protect her always!!!

lmaooooo

ERI YOUR BROTHERS ARE HUGE FUCKING DORKS

OH MY GOD

WERE YOU TWO HERE THIS WHOLE TIME

Rat Principal says he’s also excited for the culture festival and that the students always do their best to create a good time for everyone

oh?

I’m so curious to hear more about U.A.’s behind the scenes struggles. dammit. Rat Principal always gotta keep a tight lid on gossip

now he’s walking off and telling them to enjoy the festival to their heart’s content

YESSSSS A FLASHBACK TO U.A.’S BEHIND THE SCENES STRUGGLES!!

LAY IT ON ME

well now we finally know who this guy is. this is the second time we’ve seen him; the first was right after All Might’s retirement

he’s not wrong. U.A. has been a magnet for trouble lately, and they have several students who are known targets of the League. not to mention a weakened All Might. basically another attack is probably inevitable at some point, and they don’t want to test fate, because if there is an attack and anything goes wrong, that’s probably it for the school and that’s the last thing they need. they desperately need this place to stay open

Rat Principal acknowledges that he’s right, but he says that he considers this event to be necessary for the kids

and that’s true also! they really need the morale boost right about now. they’ve had one hell of a year

Rat Principal, you’re really not so bad for a totally evil guy

so they apparently worked out an agreement, and have fortified security yet again, and if by any chance an alarm sounds -- even if it’s false -- they will immediately suspend activities and evacuate

back in the cafeteria, Midnight says that talk of class A’s program has even made it to the staff room, and she’s telling them to work hard

well of course class A was discussed in the staff room. I imagine they’re the number one subject of gossip most of the time no matter what

Eri’s asking what Deku’s class is doing, and he’s explaining that it’s going to be a dance party

this chapter cleared my skin and watered my crops you guys and it’s just the best

and now we’re cutting to one week later

LMAO

WE’RE SORRY MAN. YOU JUST DON’T GOT THE RHYTHM

ah well. at least he has an adorable little munchkin of a sibling whom he can now spend the day wandering the school with again, maybe. and beating back gentlevillains with his new finger cowl wind move

there is a bonus page but I’m short on time today to include it, so I’ll just throw it in there tomorrow instead! plus ultra!

[konan-supernova]

Only The Beginning

Words: 1,036

Ao3 link

TW/CW: spoiler, Deceit, dark sides mentioned, angsty? Let me know if I need to add anything else

Tagging @phlying-squirrel bc it's angst and definitely related to the endcard? Thought you might like it, idk

Anyway,n on to the story:

“Very well done, Virgil,” Virgil stiffened as he heard the voice, turning his head to Patton's usual spot in front of the curtains. “You're so…. evolved.”

“Deceit,” he huffed. “Real classy of you to sneak up on a side in the middle of housekeeping,” he raised the spider in his hand, stroking it in a way that (he hoped) appeared relaxed, disinterested.

“Well, ‘Classy’ is my middle name. Seriously, it's on my birth certificate, you can look it up, for proof.”

“Yeah, maybe…” Virgil struggled for a response - what could he say to get that stupid snake away from him? “Maybe in opposite town.”

Deceit burst out in over-the-top laughter, and Virgil knew he hadn't quite hit the mark there.

“Alright, alright, you're… overselling it, now,” Virgil gestured at him, hoping he could shut this whole conversation down. Things were only going to get worse, though, and a part of him, deep and primal and terrified, knew that.

“Oh, you are hilarious, Virgil,” Deceit wiped a fake tear from his eye. “You always have been.”

“What are you doing here,” Virgil ground out, his fists curled at his side. He was fine, this was fine, everything was fine.

“Hmm,” Deceit waved a hand in the air. “A bunch of talk about Halloween, a season for dressing up and pretending to be something or someone else,” Virgil rolled his eyes, forcing his facial muscles to relax. “You’re right, a master of deception such as myself has no place in that kind of discussion.”

“Okay, me being able to elicit fear doesn't take away from the fact that I've grown,” Virgil glared. “So don't even try me with that, Harvey Dense.”

“Clever retort,” Deceit exclaimed, sending chills down Virgil's spine. Shut up shut up shut up- “And convincing statement. And cool costume. Are you supposed to be Scarecrow in Joel Schumacher's cancelled third Batman film?”

“You know this is what I normally wear,” Virgil applied the distaste on thick, hoping it would hide the fear still shaking in his soul. How much longer could he keep this up? How long would it be until Deceit brought one of the others into this?

“I've never seen that outfit before in my life,” Deceit said hastily, inspecting his gloves. “Stylish clothing aside, just be sure to… keep up that personal growth, Virgil,” why is he using my name, why does he get to use my name, why why why- “Who knows? Maybe soon, you could be rid of us all.”

Finally, finally, Deceit began to sink down. Virgil took a deep breath, already processing his final comment, eyes widening as he realized exactly who Deceit was referring to-

“Oh! What the-” Deceit popped up again, holding up Patton's Scooby Doo dog collar in his hands. “I was…. totally not looking for thissss…”

“Yeah, you better run,” Virgil sighed and rolled his eyes, beginning to relax this time.

“What was that?” Deceit popped up once more and Virgil wanted to scream, what was he doing, why couldn't he just get out-

“Nothing, get out!” Virgil yelled, wincing at the way his voice cracked from fear, from weakness.

Deceit left for the final time, leaving him exhausted and tense and still filled with fear. How could Deceit still do this to him? How could the mere mention of the others do this to him? He was supposed to be the terrifying one, not them!

But perhaps that was the scary part - he would never be the scary, fear-inducing side he needed to be. There was always something to be afraid of, and while there was, there was no way for Virgil to take control of fear and use it to his advantage. No. When Deceit was around, he would always be afraid, always be the scared one, the powerless one.

Maybe that was a good thing. Yes, he was still valid back when he had been…. the villain, but he was growing now. He was going through more things. He was a friend now, not an enemy. A good guy, even, not a monster. He was by no means a hero, but he wasn't the biggest problem on Thomas's plate, not anymore. He just didn't need to be scary anymore, did he?

He just didn't need to be scary.

Virgil froze at the realization, sitting down on the stairs, his previous activities forgotten. None of the others had liked it when he had tried to scare them only moments ago, even if they admitted it was helpful, necessary even, for understanding him, understanding his growth. It was good as an illustrative tool, but it had hurt them, he had hurt them.

Was that really what he needed? Was that really what Thomas needed? God, it sure wasn't what the others needed.

“Huzzah! And that means my beautiful costume can remain untouched,” Roman had sounded so confident, so relieved, so happy that Virgil would finally be leaving him alone. That Virgil would finally ignore him, move past him. And Roman loved attention.

But not mine, Virgil realized. A new fear seized him, this time not brought on by the thought of the other Dark Sides, or Deceit, or anything Thomas was doing.

No, this fear… this was his own fault.

You're too much, he realized. You've been toning it down, but it's not enough, they're still annoyed with you. They just won't say it because you're more like them now.

In his head, he made a plan to further his personal growth in a way that would be better for everyone. He was so sure of this, so convinced that he had figured it out.

Inn the shadows, there was a flash of yellow and the faint sound of laughter, over-the-top and completely unnecessary. It faded quickly - his job was done. Virgil was truly alone now, for the first time since Deceit had first appeared, but that made little difference. It wouldn't be long now before the next phase began, the final phase of his plans. Very soon, it would all come together, and he just knew that Virgil would cry and cry and cry. And now, all he had to do was wait.

Not much longer, now. Not much longer at all.

[kathillards]

rangerstop day one

ALSO KNOWN AS: BITCH EVERY POWER RANGER REMEMBERED US FROM MORPHICON (except selwyn. but hes still valid.)

so we avoided the megaforce rangers all day bc we wanted to surprise them at our photo op so for most of the con we wandered around looking at art and toys and bought so much shit oh my god there are so many talented artists here one lady was selling POTTED CLAY DOLLS and i almost bought a kat doll but. restraint. because i spent $80 at ceevee’s table and i still want more from him (he also remembered me from morphicon I LOVE POWER RANGERS YOU GUYS. I LOVE POWER RANGERS SO MUCH. I DONT HAVE ANY MORE ROOM ON MY WALL FOR THESE PRINTS BUT IM GONNA FUCKING MAKE ROOM.)

FIRST UP mike ginn because i got ceevee’s huge rpm gold and silver prints to get signed by them and the minute i got up to his table he was like “oh hi didn’t i see you at morphicon” and i was like YES and he was like “and weren’t there a bunch of you” and i was like YEAH LOOK ITS MY FRIENDS and he was like “and one of them was like super shy” because at pmc abbey had told him that our friend tabby loved him but was shy so he called her “shy tabby” and we all pointed at tabby who was trying to hide from him and we were all laughing and he just pointed at her for a minute to tease her and then he walked around his table and got behind her and pretended he was gonna jump at her it was so FUNNY AND CUTE HE LOVES HER HES THE CUTEST and he wanted us all to be in the pic i bought and i mean who am i to say no to mike ginn, the greatest gold ranger of all time

SECOND well li ming was busy (bc she’s a LEGENDARY RANGER BITCH WE STAN THE QUEEN OF RPM) so we turned around and jessica rey was there and SHE WAS LIKE “DIDNT I MEET YOU GUYS AT MORPHICON” because we talked to her for like literally 20 minutes at pmc just shittalking jdf and we were like HELL YEAH ugh she’s the cutest and we again talked to her for like 20 minutes (no shittalking this time) about what we loved about wild force and she was telling us about the alyssa’s father episode bc duh thats our fave and how the actor who played her father was like a famous actor but she knew him bc he was the real dad of one of the PAs and she didnt know he was famous and it was so cute shes so cute and tabby bought a white tiger hat from her (and a bunch of other things BUT THE HATS WERE HAND-CROCHETED THEYRE SO CUTE) and she was telling us just like. shit that happened in her day. and we LOVE her shes so great. AND THEN while we were talking to jessica, ann marie crouch came back bc they’re sharing a booth!! and she was dressed in her princess shayla outfit!! so kat and ben started talking to her god shes so nice and beautiful and she was selling little christmas ornaments of her flowers from her headband they’re so pretty and i told her “wild force rangers are ON POINT with the merch bc everyone else just has headshots” and she was like omg did you hear that w/ her handler and they high-fived (bc her handler made the ornaments) AND THEYRE SO CUTE. JESSICA TOLD US TO COME BACK SO WE WILL bc we have more things to get signed by them. she was also wearing a white tiger wild force hoodie she looked so cute.

THIRD then li ming was free and ofc i had to get her to sign my rpm silver print and shes SO NICE AND PRETTY AND she asked us what the japanese on the print said and we were like “it says you’re the best rpm ranger” and that gem’s said “my sister is cooler than me” and she laughed and we told her how much we loved her in the anniversary and how she was the strongest and most powerful rpm ranger and how she was the REAL LEADER gosh i love her and then we took my photo and SHE LET ME HOLD HER RPM TOY GUN THING i love herrr

FOURTH oh god okay so abbey couldnt be here but we wanted to get her shit so we went to sean cw johnson’s table bc duh and sapphire steph (of sapphire management, she handles like. a lot of rangers. SHES SO COOL) was handling him and we were talking to her and kat facetimed abbey to show her all of sean’s merch and he had these little coins that we got for abbey and asked if he could sign them and we were just talking to steph i dont even know about what i love her and abbey was on the phone and we were like telling them that she loves lightspeed thats why we’re facetiming and SEAN ASKED TO FACETIME HER AND SAY HI bc she was right there and also i showed him  and steph abbey’s little carter art of “get in losers we’re going demon hunting” and they both LOVED IT and then he was like “wait ive seen this art before” and i was like “yeah bc you fucking replied to my tweet about how dino charge is better than lightspeed” and he was like “oh yes i do remember that you said it was worse than watching paint dry and you wanted to gouge your eyes out with a spoon” and i was like I DIDNT SAY THAT I WASNT THAT MEAN (i was pretty mean, im so sorry sean i love you) im not gonna link the tweet bc I CANT BELIEVE HE FUCKING REPLIED TO IT AND REMEMBERED bc he was like “i’m not even on social media” and i was like “well you popped up in my notifs soooo” and he was like “no i respect your opinion even if you’re wrong” lmao and he asked what i didnt like about it and obviously i couldnt say “too many white people” to his face so i said i watched 20 episodes it was boring and we HATED captain mitchell bc we hate shitty mentors and we only love rangers and he was like “okay that’s fair” and i was like “and i didnt like that carter had this whole hero worship thing of captain mitchell when he was a shitty dad and like... is this your king???” (i literally said that why am i like this) and he was like “oh well he was kind of my king” and steph was cracking up at the black panther reference she was like “you guys are a hoot” oh and then we got him to do a video shout out where he says abbeys fave line “freeze missiles? sounds cool” and we were like DO IT LIKE YOU MEAN IT, YOURE AN ACTOR so he pretended to get in character and it was so cute and he told me also “i respect that you’re not fake and you stand by your opinions” and i was like ya cuz lightspeed sucks (no i didnt say that) cuz he was like “some people will be like ‘time force is overrated’ and then go up to michael copon (his booth was behind us) and be like ‘oh i’m a huge fan’” and we were like oh we’d never do that and he loved us even though i was so mean to him IM SORRY SEAN I WILL BUY SOMETHING FROM YOU TOMORROW as we were leaving he said to me “tomorrow you can be fake its fine” hes literally like. so cool. and also handsome. but lightspeed is still boring im sorry.

FIFTH we were wandering around again looking at toys and shit and tabby and ben wanted dino bite cafe shirts so we went to marvels by mossers which was right next to brennan and the sudarso brothers and we started talking to the guy there (aiden, not mosser) about, you know, the stuff they were selling and whatnot he’s so cool like they’re all so cool we talked for ages?? bc tabby had to go to the atm to get money and she took forever so we were just standing around saving her spot in line and aiden asked us like how we became friends when we’re all from different states and we told him we met online bc we love power rangers and we met up at morphicon and loved it so much we came to rangerstop and he was like oh thats so cool (this will be important later ok) anyway im just saying WE HAVE SO MUCH FUN JUST TALKING TO PEOPLE LIKE JUST. JUST TALK TO THEM. EVEN IF THEY’RE NOT POWER RANGERS. like this guy wasnt even a pr fan but he was so chill anyway i love everyone in this bar.

then we went out to eat but got distracted by gazbot’s booth of his HELLA COOL PRINTS and we bought abbey a balance print and an alpha print and kat bought all the six megaforce rangers and tbh tomorrow im gonna go back and get ninja steel blue BECAUSE while this was happening peter texted me “saw you and said hi but you seemed busy haha” becAUSE i did not stop to say hi to him (because he had a line!) while we were by marvels for mossers anyway i felt bad but we were hungry so went out to the food trucks and we saw two ranger actors whom we will not name come out to smoke together which was HILARIOUS (we love them anyway its ok) and THEN

SIXTH we came back inside bc i wanted brennan to sign my dino charge red print that i got from ceevee (also a shoutout to his handler who is really cool and talked to us and just. guys. i love everyone. i love EVERYONE.) and hes sooooo pretty god and his handwriting is so cute it looks like a child bc he’s left-handed and i asked him why the other dino charge rangers werent there and he was like “well davi’s filming and michael and camille dont really do cons” lmao and i told him i went to school w/ michael and camille and he was like “oh cool my sister-in-law went to that school” when i told him what university it was anyway hes just so pretty. im blanking on most of our conversation. then ben talked to him bc they’re both left-handed and reminded him that he instagrammed ben’s art and they message on insta and it was very cute #bennan for life bitches he also signed ben’s dino charge hat

SEVENTH so you know yoshi and peter are right next to brennan so i was with taylor (@ crossbuild on twitter, rocking the ryuga banjou cosplay) and she wanted to meet the sudarsos so we went over to say hi and peter came over and hugged me and we talked and he was like “since i dyed my hair blonde ive gotten like three more roles” and i was like “blonde privilege” (he looked. surprisingly good with it.) and he was telling me that he and yoshi are playing monkey demigod brothers?? or something and that’s why they both dyed their hair blonde and we also talked about kamen rider (bc taylor mentioned it) and he said he wants to watch wizard and i was like YES WATCH WIZARD ITS MY FAVE and he was like “everyone says bad things about it!” and i was like FUCK THEM JUST BECAUSE ITS SLOW-PACED and he was like “no you know i love slow pace” and i was like yes its very episodic but its SO GOOD THE CHARACTERS ARE SO GOOD they just had an issue w/ the lead actress being an idol and he was like “oh well so is lupinyellow” and i was like DO YOU ACTUALLY WATCH LUPATO bc he does keep up w/ sentai but hes always behind and he was like “dont spoil me im three eps behind” and i was like “well thats pretty good for you and also nothing happens in lupato” and he was so offended on its behalf and i was like “name one thing thats happened peter” and he was like “uh gold showed up???” and i was like “that happens every season” but then i was like “dont get me wrong i love lupato its my fave show of all time” (because it absolutely fucking is) and he was like “i thought so i was so confused” lmao (bc like. im always tweeting about how much i love lupato.) anyway yeah i asked him which kamen riders he’d watched and he was like “you know this pearl” which i did i just enjoy pretending i dont know anything about him. watch wizard y’all. and meanwhile, while i was talking to peter, ben and the others were meeting yoshi and ben was getting his dino charge dvd signed and he gave yoshi his art of koda WHICH YOSHI LOVED and ben was gonna pay $30 for the autograph but yoshi was like “no take it back” and he was like “you’re not gonna sell th dvd right” and ben was like “no i’m keeping it forever” and he was like “ya then you’re not paying for it” bc he LOVED THE ART AND HE LOVES BEN AND US hes so handsome irl like fuck man. who allowed dino charge rangers to exist in the mortal realm. he also gave me and ben cheetos later (he offered them to everyone, we were the only ones who accepted. i love hot cheetos.) 

EIGHTH we went to the alphas to get the alpha print signed for abbey and first of all, david fielding’s (zordon) handler was there (david wasnt there) and we were talknig to him and he was like oh im a HUGE power rangers fan i have boxes in my basement full of old power rangers toys and we were like “oh big mood” he was cool too man everyone is so cool i just love. to talk to them. and kat was getting the alpha print signed by romy and she was SO SWEET and we told her how much abbey loved alpha and went to search her art on twitter to show her and she LOVED ALL OF IT she was so sweet her handler was so sweet too and then we went to peta’s booth AND SHE HAD ALPHA GAY PRIDE SHIRTS AND STICKERS so we’re gonna buy those for abbey tomorrow

after that we were hanging around the nearby toy booth avoiding the megaforce rangers who were RIGHT next to the alphas (all together bc they’re codependent losers and we love them) and AIDEN FROM MARVELS BY MOSSER CAME OVER WITH A DINO CHARGE IRON-ON PATCH AND JUST SHOVED IT IN BENS HAND AND SAID “i want you to have this for free because i loved talking to you guys and you deserve it and i love when people meet like you guys did” bc of our little story of how we became online friends and met up and love each other and LIKE. BEN WAS ABOUT TO CRY. I LOVE US AND EVERYONE AT THIS CON. 

NINTH so we went back across the room to the sudarsos bc ben wanted to give peter his preston and marv art so i was like “we have something for you” and shoved ben at him and he LOVED THE ART (of course bc ben’s art is amazing) and was like “i’ve seen this on twitter dont i follow you” and ben was like noo you dont and i was like “no, i just retweet ben all the time so hes on your timeline anyway” AND THEN HE PULLED OUT HIS PHONE AND FOLLOWED BEN IN FRONT OF US and then also later he took a SELFIE w/ the three pieces ben gave him and tweeted about finally getting to meet this amazing artist and @-ed ben and it currently has like 100 likes so ya ben’s famous now go follow him @brodyromero 

AND THEN FOR THE MAIN EVENT THE MEGAFORCE PHOTO OP THAT WE BOUGHT AND WANTED TO SURPRISE THEM TONIGHT AND we also went to walmart earlier and got rainbow cupcakes for them and a candle that says 5 to celebrate their 5th anniversary bc we are that extra. side note, there was an ADORABLE little boy in line behind us in a pink mmpr diamonds t-shirt and he was freaking out at everyone and saw a blue ninja steel cosplayer and went OH MY GOD ITS NINJA STEEL BLUE and he was the only valid fan at the entire con and we let him cut in front of us (well we let everyone cut bc we wanted to be the last people in bc we are dramatique)

TENTH THE MEGAFORCE RANGERS so like the whole day we’ve been stressing “what if they dont remember us what if they dont care what if they dont” and then we entered and the literal second they saw us it was like. azim’s WHOLE FACE LIT UP AND HE WENT “OH MY GOD YOU GUYS CAME ITS MY GIRLS” (cuz remember we’re #azimsangels as per his hashtag) and HUGGED US ALL IMMEDIATELY oh hes such a good hugger and they saw our cupcakes and we were like “its for you for your fifth anniversary!” and they were so happy and surprised and ciara was like so jumpy and she like hugged us all SO BIG SHES SO CUUUUUTE they are all so fucking cute cameron remembered us too and came to give us hugs and kat got pity hugs from christina and john mark, the dignified ones (they were very nice, its just everyone else was clearly high and super jumpy and SO HAPPY TO SEE US) and andrew was just there looking gorgeous. sorry i cant say anything about him bc if u look into his eyes u black out and that happens to all of us. idk if he said anything. hes too pretty to exist. and we were like WE CAME TO FLORIDA TO SEE YOU GUYS because we loved meeting you at morphicon so much (which is TRUE we planned this all so last-minute bc we were like. fuck it lets go to fucking rangerstop we wanna see the megacast again.) and god they were so HAPPY. AZIM WAS SO HAPPY. CAMERON HUGGED ME SO TIIIIGHT. azim like crushed us all in a group hug the second he saw us. and then we took the photo and ciara literally just JUMPED into ben and kat and tabby’s laps bc they were sitting on the chairs and i got in the back in the middle of ALL FOUR BOYS like oh my god i cant even look at myself in the picture we got bc i’m surrounded by the literal hottest guys in the world like what the fuck. andrew gray TOUCHED ME. like holy fuck. and christina posed w/ the cupcakes and cameron held the 5 candle and was like “COME ON JOHN LETS BLOW IT OUT” and that was their pose and the rest of us were just cheesin and god its so cuuute im gonna make them all autograph it tomorrow and i also got megaforce red and silver prints from ceevee to get andrew and cameron to sign. and then after the pic christina tried to give us back the cupcakes and we were like NO THEY’RE FOR YOU THEY’RE YOUR BIRTHDAY GIFT and cameron literally started jumping up and down like a little kid he was like “WE GET CUPCAKES” and i was standing next to him so i said “we got rainbow ones so everyone was kind of represented except you sorry” and he looked at me and was like “yeah because nobody cares about silver” and i was like nooo its bc its hard to put silver on frosting and he was like yeah thats true AND THEN as we were leaving and they were like thank you for the cupcakes!! he was like “are there drugs in them” and kat was like “no” and tabby was like “yes” and i said “next time, for your 10 year anniversary” and andrew was like “ten years!” all chill like. i love him. king of red rangers. cameron said “love youuuu” to us as we left. i would quite literally die for all of them.

afterwards we were waiting around to get our reprints and azim came out and stopped to talk to us and we were like “where the fuck is your girlfriend we only came to see her” and he told us she’s flying to london :( and then he was like “are you guys coming tomorrow come hang out at our booths” (we were like “we have shit for you to sign we’re not just gonna loiter” and he was like “no just come hang out”) and he said “i wanna tell you guys the most heartwarming story that’s happened at rangerstop, a four year saga” so he like. REALLY wants us to come back tomorrow like what a cliffhanger that was!!

we also saw catherine and li ming bc the 25th anniversary photo op was right after us they’re so pretty!! im gonna visit catherine tomorrow and get my PINK RANGER W/ DRAGON SHIELD PRINT SIGNED BY HER ugh ceevee’s art is literally so amazing bitch. fuck. and then steve was also there and tabby was like “we love you steve!” (she said that for every actor that passed us but nobody heard her EXCEPT STEVE) and he stopped and turned back and was like HEY GUYS, love him. AND THEN SELWYN ALSO SHOWED UP FOR THE PHOTO OP and then on our way out of the photo op hallway he was ahead of us getting water in the hotel lobby so we stopped and said hi and introduced ourselves and i was like “we met you at morphicon” and he was like hmm (he was the only one who didnt rmr us at all clearly BUT HES STILL SO VALID. I LOVE YOU SELWYN.) and he was like “why don’t you guys get a picture with me” and we were like “well we’ll be here tomorrow to see you” and he was like “no we gotta do it right now” so he and tabby took a selfie LITERALLY THE CUTEST. HES SO HANDSOME. I LOVE POWER RANGERS.

also psycho red is hot

[rubberduckyrye]

List of Items Kokichi Ouma Likes and Loves and Their Item Descriptions

Time for an update on my analyzing the heck out of Kokichi

I decided to be a madman and use the Danganronpa V3 Wiki to gather up what items Kokichi likes and loves as gifts and put their item descriptions all in one place. I figure I’d make this for others to reference too, in case you wanna do head canons or theories revolving around the list. Let me know if I missed any! Also let me know if I got anything wrong because I can’t fact check these items for myself.

Edit: Categorizing them by food, clothes, and that sort of thing!

Food Items:

Boba Tea: A popular drink with a bunch of tapioca balls at the bottom. The chewy tapioca balls are made from the root of the cassava plant.

Non-Alcoholic Drink of Immortality: A non-alcoholic drink based on a legendary alcoholic beverage said to make the drinker immortal. It neither grants immorality, nor does it taste good.

Bubble Gum Bomb: A gum that makes an explosive sound when it's fully blown and popped. Weak-hearted people should not chew it.

Rock Hard Ice Cream: A cup of ice cream engineered to never melt. It can be carried around for a long time, even in summer. But it's so hard, ordinary spoons cant penetrate it.

Sukiyaki Caramel: Sukiyaki-flavored caramels that combine the flavors of meat, soy sauce, eggs, and caramel. The flavors are all really strong and don't mix well.

Gyoza In the Shape of a Face: A dumpling that's modeled after someone you swear you've seen somewhere before. The skin is thick and it's a little tough.

Astro Cake: A freeze-dried slice of cake sold to the public as space food. It's both healthy and vegetarian-friendly.

Fully-Automated Shaved Ice Machine: A shaved ice machine that automatically crushes up ice and pours strawberry syrup on top.

Clothes/wearable items:

Autumn-Colored Scarf: A chic autumn-colored scarf that can be used by men, women, and robots. It is very trendy and a fashionable accent to any outfit.

Wearable Blanket: A blanket that will completely defend you from the cold by closing off any gaps around you hands, neck, and feet. Moving around in it is near impossible.

Ladybug Brooch: A cute and fashionable brooch that resembles a seven-spotted ladybug. Despite how realistic it looks, it is not alive.

Cufflinks: An accessory that is attached to the cuffs of a shirt. The black onyx design makes it look good on both men and women.

Dog Tag: A dog tag used to identity soldiers. The same profile is engraved on two plates so that if the owner is killed, one is collected to report death.

Fashionable Glasses: A fashionable accessory that appears to be a pair of glasses, but does not actually correct its wearer's vision.

Dark Belt: A black-ish belt worn with karate clothes. It can only be worn by those with justice in their hearts. You can give it away, but something good might happen if you keep it

Books/readable items:

Book of the Blackened: A book of criminal offenses that contains records of the cruelest, most atrocious murders committed by humans. Many of these cases weren't released to the public.

Feelings of Ham: How to raise hamsters...is not what this book is about. It's a book about raising domestic animals for meat. For those who are interested in the farming industry.

Travel Journal: A thick journal packed with record of trips. However, it was actually written using vague knowledge and the rich imagination of someone looking at a world map.

Music/Sound Related Items:

High-End Headphones: Top-grade, high-end headphones. Use these if you truly want to hear the nuances in classical and jazz music.

Tattered Music Score: A tattered handwritten music score. Rumor has it that it's unpublished music from a certain famous composer.

Proxilingual Device: A tool that can translate any language, even animal sounds. It can pick up a dog's bark and eloquently describe the emotions in it with an electronic bark.

Puzzles, Toys/Models, and Games:

Milk Puzzle: A plain puzzle with one side as white as milk. It's said to be good for concentration training and is used for astronaut selection exams.

Clock-Shaped Gaming Console: A pocket watch-shaped game console with monochrome LCD and several buttons. Play a game called "Factory" and mash buttons to create more bears!

46 Moves of the Killing Game: A card game with Japanese characters relating to killing games. Some cards are, "A metal bat to kill demons," "Blacked are soaked in blood," and "Certain evidence over arguments."

Rock-Paper-Scissors Cards: A set of cards containing four rocks, four papers, and four scissors. If you bet your life on this game, it can be a thrilling psychological battle.

Dangan Werewolf: A party game of hope and despair. Draw cards and become the characters to start deducing and debating! Now on sale!

Electric Tempest (Loves this item): A cool high-powered water gun. The water shoots over 10 yards and it can be fired continuously for a whole minute. Fun for kids and adults!

Perfect Laser Gun: A replica of a laser gun used by upstanding citizens to punish rebellious or unhappy people. When carrying it around, be sure to watch your coefficient.

Gun of Man's Passion: A model of an imaginary weapon. It's powerful, but only the worthy may fire it. Embrace it to feel a man's fantasy. You can give it away, but something good might happen if you keep it.

Items that Mention Spirits, Paranormal or Supernatural:

Monkey's Paw: The mummified hand of a monkey said to grant three wishes. However, none of the wishes it grants have happy endings.

Cleansing Air Freshener: A spray air freshener. It has holy water mixed in, and is said to repel ghosts and paranormal entities.

Potted Banyan Tree: A potted banyan tree with spirits living inside it. It is said to be good luck. It grows aerial roots from the middle of its trunk.

Space-related Items:

Plastic Moon Buggy Model: A plastic model of an actual buggy used by astronauts on the moon. It looks plain, but it's actually filled with a burning passion.

Home Planet: A mini planetarium machine that can project the cosmos onto your bedroom walls when it's time for bed. Comes with a narration by a popular voice actor.that should be everything

Uncategorized Items:

Flame Thunder: A broom that lets mages fly at high speeds when they sit on it. It's a little bent, but it can also be used for cleaning.

Dancing Haniwa: A ceramic figure from the Japanese Kofun period. It is said to resemble a person dancing very intensely.

Work Chair Of Doom: The ultimate work station with a comfy chair and so much technology that you will never want to get up. Those who sit here will be in danger of becoming obese.

3-Hit KO Sandbag: Regardless of whether it's hit by a kick from a sickly child or a punch from a superhuman adult, this punching bag will always break on the third hit.

Weathercock of Barcelous: A weathercock that imitates the Portuguese "Rooster of Barcelous," A symbol of the truth, this is a popular souvenir from Portugal.

Pillow of Admiration: A pillow that helps you sleep well and gives you wonderful dreams. However, the dreams will show an entire lifetime making you feel intensely empty after you wake up.

Death Flag: The blackened might be one of us, so I refuse to stay with you guys! I'm gonna go hide in my room!

Survival Flag: The chance of this succeeding is only 5%. No one has ever made it out alive before...but this is my last chance to survive.

Hammock (Loves this Item): Bedding created by hanging a net between two poles or trees. Lounging in one of these is something everyone has dreamed of at least once.

Tentacle Machine: An extremely handy reacher grabber. Once you use it, you can't live without it.

Commemorative Medal Set (Loves this item): A medal set Monokuma made of himself and the Monokubs. You can feel the care he put into making it. You can give it away, but something good might happen if you keep it.

Key of Love: A key to certain places filled with greed and lust. You can give it away, but something good might happen if you keep it. (Loves this Item but all of the characters love this item for some reason)

[raventons]

99 q/a for 2017

1.    What’s the toughest decision you made today? To get out of bed after a 3 hour nap.

2.    What’s the toughest decision you made this year? I would say turning around at the airport, not going to Moscow, deciding my mental health is more important than that trip. However, I was just following my fear, which is quite an easy feeling to follow. And I have not once found myself second guessing that call. I am not one to dwell too much on decisions like that. I honestly contemplate more about what I’m having for dinner, or what underwear to buy – and I always end up regretting or celebrating those decisions more.

3.    What’s the toughest decision you ever made? Once I spent over an hour deciding if I wanted carbonara or caciatora. I went with caciatora, and that day I learned that if you are in doubt, you should always go with what your dinner company orders. My dad got carbonara, and it was out of this world. If you order the same thing as your date, it might still be the lesser option, but at least you will not know what you are missing. As an intellectual, this is one of the conclusions I’m the most proud of.

4.    What have you forgotten? Almost all the math I was taught in high school.

5.    If you were guaranteed the answer to one question, what would it be? I would love to know who is answering me, and how they got the ability to answer any question ever.

6.    What’s it like being you right now? Better than it has been. A lot better. I’d say good.

7.    What makes you nostalgic? Lenny Kravitz, long car rides, the soundtrack of midsummer murders and the smell of old Swedish cabin in a Småland forest (we all know that smell).

8.    If you had two hours left on earth what would you do? Sit close to my parents, and talk about our life together. And tell them how grateful I am and how happy they’ve made me.

9.    What’s the most beautiful word in the world? The Swedish Blockchoklad or the Russian Nemnoga

10. Who makes you laugh more than anyone? Alex, no doubt.

11. What did your father teach you? How to show affection, how to make people laugh, how to interact with strangers, how to put together a good outfit, how to cook and pretty much everything I know on economy and religion. And how much it means to have amazing parents that never, not even once, let you down.

12. What did your mother teach you? How to not give a shit about anyone’s opinion, how to appreciate simplicity, how to be a storyteller, how to calm down when afraid, how to love without giving yourself up, how to be badass and pretty much everything I know on literature, self-esteem and really bad British crime stories. And how much it means to have amazing parents that never, not even once, let you down.

13. What’s the best gift you’ve ever given? An orange moose I gave to my dad. It was really cheap and dumb, but he had just been diagnosed with a chronical disease (he is much better now) and everything just seemed to fall apart. So I did what any good daughter would do, I bought him a stuffed animal. It made him smile. And he still keeps it by his bedside. It’s called the vomit moose, since that was the most… obvious symptom at the time.

14. Best gift you ever received? My friend Lin gave me a card once with pictures and drawings of us. I love it and still have it ten years later.

15. How many times a day do you look in the mirror? Way too many.

16. What do you bring most to a friendship? I’d like to think I am funny. I talk too much, and always about the wrong and often quite strange things, but when I’m in the right mood and they’re in the right mood; I’d say I am funny.

17. If 100 people in your age group were selected randomly, how many do you think they’d find leading a happier life than you? Very few if we are talking happy as in privileged. I am so very lucky and have had so many fortunate turns in my life.  

18. What is or was your best subject in school? Social science.

19. What activity do you do that makes you feel most like yourself? Writing.

20. What makes you feel supported? I do. (Wow, I am actually quite proud of that answer, but it is true. Sometimes I look for help or motivation in others, but confidence and shit I truthfully only find in myself).

21. Whom do you secretly admire? Secretly? No one. I admire a lot of people, and I think I make sure to tell them.

22. What time of the day do you feel the most energetic and what do you usually do in those moments? Noon. Usually waste that energy on procrastination.

23. What’s something you never leave home without? Pants.

24. What’s a recurring dream you have? Teeth falling out. Or organs. I quite often have nightmares about some stuff that is supposed to be inside or attached to my body suddenly isn’t.

25. What makes you feel safe? Blankets and tea.

26. What’s the best thing that ever happened to you? Discovering international law as my field of work.

27. What do you want people to say about you once you’re gone? That I was smart.

28. What’s the coolest thing about science? Well… let’s go with nature science, because my field of research is not cool at all. I think it’s about the fact that nature is there. It’s not something we invent or solve, it’s something we discover. It’s all written, all the answers are out there somewhere. All the equations, all the numbers, they all correspond to a reality we only see fragments of. It’s like humanity is reading a book together, and the physicists and biologists flip the pages. And for each chapter we find out more and more about how the world around us works.

29. What’s the best money you ever spent? My skinny, black jeans.

30. What’s a bad habit you have? Listening to bad music. I don’t want to support sexist or racist producers. Still here I am, having my playlists filled with pop about grabbing pussies. I’m also weirdly addicted to marzipan.

31. What are you grateful for? My professors and a free education.

32. Whom are you envious of? Almost everyone. But it varies, passes and comes back. It depends on the day. Or the hour.

33. What’s an image you’ll never forget? Well, I have to go with a few summers ago when me and a former classmate ended up skinny dipping in a sunset down at Österlen. But actually, the first thing that came to mind was the real holocaust footage that was included in the TV-show The Promise. I had to leave the room, could not finish the series and I still think about it quite often.

34. Describe a near-death experience. My brain thinks I have one daily, but I don’t think I’ve ever had one. Once I got my luggage lost in Russia, and we had to drive around downtown St Petersburg for hours in a shady cab. It was all fine and no hostile environment what so ever, but when I tell the story it really sounds quite near-death.

35. If you had a clone, what would you have the clone do? Dishes.

36. What’s your idea of Heaven? A lot of cozy spots by windows with rain outside. Good food, good tea and good conversation. A book shelf would be nice too.

37. What’s your idea Hell? Bad food, bad tea and bad conversation.

38. When did you know? Did I ever?

39. What can you do better? I could be more structured. I literally have no routines at all.

40. When are you most yourself? When I am alone, covered in loud music.

41. What superpower would you most like to have? Time travelling but without all the complicated world-war-shit to come with it.

42. If you were granted three wishes, what would you do with the second wish? Fix up the UN.

43. What is your actual superpower? I am very, very analytic. I am also amazing at app games.

44. If you won 100 million dollars, what would you buy first? I would love to own a goat. But well, that’s more of a management problem than an actual money problem.

45. What's the best sound in the world? Waves. Or someone biting in chocolate.

46. What’s perfect about your life? My parents. And Amanda. She is a wonderful person. 

47. What song do you sing only when you’re alone and what memory does it bring back? Min Kärlek av Shirley Clamp. And there is no memories connected, it’s just fucking brilliant.

48. Describe a moment you were so embarrassed you wanted to disappear. When I was 8 we had a quiz in class, and I answered cow instead of turtle (I will NOT tell you the question).

49. How many times a day do you think about money? Every time I use it.

50. Who has been the biggest influence on you in your relationship to money? My parents.

51. What's one thing you're certain of? Cows don’t have shells.

52. Describe one of your colossal failures. I think I just did.

53. What makes you cringe? People trying to make memes a thing you can refer to in real life.

54. What does your inner voice tell you? To shut up. I tell it the same.

55. What crime have you considered committing? I don’t even bike without a helmet. I am a pussy.

56. What's great about your mom? Her hair is amazing.

57. What’s great about your dad? His hair is not so very amazing (and I inherited it) but he has other good qualities. He collects post-cards for example. That’s pretty cool.

58. Which day would you gladly re-live? The day in third grade when I won the egg-cracking championship at our school.

59. What are you awesome at? Egg-cracking, obviously.

60. What do you want people you meet for the first time to think about you? That I seem decent.

61. When were you most afraid? Berlin, 2014.

62. What are you terrible at but love to do anyway? Sex, probably.

63. What weapon would you carry during the Zombie Apocalypse? An axe or a sword. Or a nuke, if bad goes to worse.

64. Which of your five senses would you keep if you could only keep one? I would like to hear shit.

65. What’s something you love to make? Pancakes.

66. What do you cook better than anyone? This weird ass pasta with butter. It’s unhealthy but so damn good.

67. What do you wish you’d invented? The airplane. Or well… the flying machine or whatever it was called when it was invented.

68. What would you like to invent? A new UN system.

69. Out of 100 random people, where would you rank yourself in terms of your intelligence? Pretty high.

70. Where do you want to be right now? Venice.

71. If you could be someone else for a day who would it be and why? Graham Norton. He seems so happy. And he is funny and smart and his job seems to be really cool.

72. What makes you feel powerful? My Hans Zimmer playlist.

73. What’s the meanest thing you’ve ever said? Considering how empty my brain is right now, I think it has done quite some work on supressing those memories.

74. What’s the meanest thing someone has ever said to you? Actually, most people are nice. I don’t think anyone has ever been really mean to me. Sometimes I get hurt, when people say I am pretentious or annoying. But the only reason they say that (and the only reason it hurts) is it’s true.

75. What three words would you have on your grave stone? Let me sleep.

76. What’s your first thought when you wake up? Let me sleep.

77. What’s one thing you wake up to in the middle of the night worrying about? Usually if I have cancer in the prostate since I need to pee ALL the time. But then I remember I am a female.

78. If you could tell someone something anonymously, what would it be? I would tell my cousin Johan to never be insecure about anything. He is probably the most awesome, complete and admirable person in the world.

79. Whom would you like to forgive and forget? The people who made two and a half men.

80. If you could get rid of one of your responsibilities today, what would it be? Dishes.

81. What type of person angers you the most? Extreme right wingers who grew up in a place where they had a choice. Of course you can’t blame people for reacting to the environment around them, and get affected by their culture – but people who grow up with access to information and without oppression – how on earth did you make those conclusions?  

82. What is your greatest strength? I’m confident about my intellect.

83. What is your worst weakness? I’m insecure about pretty much everything else.

84. How do you show your love for others?  Tiny surprises. It can be buying them flowers, cleaning their apartment or just answering a two years old text and apologize for forgetting their existence.

85. Why are you here in this room right now? It’s 10 degrees minus outside.

86. When is a time you forgave someone or were forgiven for something? I forgave myself for not doing the dishes. It felt good.

87. What’s the biggest mistake you ever made? Talking too much. I always talk too much. It’s not one big mistake at one certain event. But it keeps on happening and I never fucking learn.

88. What are you hiding? Nothing.

89. What’s your unanswerable question--the question you seem to always be asking yourself? Can there be true objectivity?

90. What are you ashamed of? My fetishes.

91. What is stopping you? Panic attacks. Or walls, mostly.

92. What’s a secret you have? I really have no idea what I am going to do with my life.

93. How do you secretly manipulate people to get your way? I don’t do this on purpose, but I’ve noticed it happening without actively thinking about it. I usually express a will to rely on people, and come across as weak and fragile, making them think I need their help and protection – when I am really just better of on my own.

94. When was the last time you apologized? This morning.

95. What is the biggest lie you tell yourself? That I am a cool and mysterious person that people look up to.  

96. What’s the moment you left childhood behind? Probably when I moved out from home and went grocery shopping for the first time. Deciding if I needed milk or not was my first ever adult decision.

97. What's missing from your life? Structure. And home cooked meals.

98. Do you believe in a higher power? No.

99. What are you ready to let go of? About half my closet and my fear of flying.

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My top favorite Code Lyoko episodes (by season)

Season 1 First place: Code: Earth. Amazing and satisfying. We finally get to see Aelita brought to Earth after so much time. It was nice to see Jeremy forgive Jim and let him help out despite all that's happened. Second place: The Trap. For some reason, I love the concept of Ulrich and Sissi being trapped in an elevator while Sissi tends to Ulrich's broken arm. I don't ship Ulrich/Sissi, but it's amazing what a little bit of trouble will do to the bitch of the school. Sissi, this is how it's done. Just learn to stop being petty and snobby and start having respect and sympathy for people, and maybe you'll get the guy of your dreams. It may not be Ulrich, but you just have to move on sweetie. Third place: False Start. What a nice twist for the supercomputer being shut off means Aelita goes because of her link to Xana. What also a cool twist in bringing Kankrelats into the real world. Honorable mention: Routine(4th place), Ghost Channel(5th place), Holiday In The Fog(6th place), Cruel Dilemna(7th place), End Of Take(8th place), The Girl Of The Dreams(9th place), Just In Time(10th place) Season 2 First place: New Order. Wow, what a way to start a new season! New monsters, new vehicles, Aelita living at the school, and new mysteries to solve concerning Aelita's visions,and the Hermitage. Also, Yumi and Ulrich trapped in the sauna reminded me of Ashely and Ashlyn's tanning death from Final Destination 3. All we needed was the Love Rollercoaster theme playing and I'm pretty sure it would have looked the same. Second place: Common Interest. This episode decides to show us how bad it gets when the supercomputer loses energy, and Aelita is dying, as well as Xana. So Xana possesses a guy to steal some uranium. That's cool and all, but, 1234 for the password code, really? I laughed, but I was still enjoying this episode. This goes in the second place for me because I really love the suspense of fighting to save Aelita's life. If wasn't for the virus, everything would be much simpler. But something felt a bit missing from this episode, I don't know. The first time I watched it, I felt like I was watching a episode of House M.D. It very may have well could been for all we know! The plot sequence is there for it. Patient comes in with unexplainable illness and continues to suffer from bizarre episodes until the brains of the outfit pulls out the solution to the problem that no one could ever think of in a hundred years. Overall, I liked the plot of this episode, it was satisfying, a close call satisfying, like all the other episodes. But it makes me think, "hm, you always have to come prepared, because you never know what can happen." Third place: Temptation and Uncharted Territory are tied together for this one. I chose Temptation because this episode teaches kids that "just because it looks promising, it's not always the good idea." With the case of this episode, Jeremy uses the "Sometimes we have to do the wrong things for the right reasons" kind of path, and destroys his own mental health using Franz Hopper's headset to increase is brain power. Jeremy becomes edgy, smart alec, on the verge of snapping, and misses his classes. I like the plot of this episode because Jeremy tries so hard everyday, and he finally gets tired and loses his steam, which is what Xana wants. Despite Jeremy acting like a jerk because of the headset, I think it teaches a good lesson. Be careful of what you use, and how you use it, you might be under a trap. Uncharted Territory also goes for third, because while discovering sector 5 was a nice, interesting twist, there wasn't much anything else to this episode. This also marks to first appearence of the nightmare inducing Scyphazoa, so that made the episode a little less favorite than the others for me. Honorable mention: The Key(4th place), Contact(5th place), Deja vu(6th place), Cold War(7th place), Ultimatum(8th place), Attack Of The Zombies(9th place), Vertigo(10th place) Season 3 First place: Straight To Heart. A nice, simple way of getting back into the swing of things. But even getting back into the swing of things, there are still twists and turns. Aelita has a new ability; she can shoot pink energy fields out of her hands. Cool! She can be devirtualized and not disappear forever, because she had obtained all her human memories. Extra cool! But I also like this episode because this one too also teaches the reality of life. Yumi friendzones Ulrich, and to some, they saw it coming. While this is sad, I think Yumi did the right thing. Ulrich's jealousy of William and shyness of not making a move is stemmed from his low self-esteem. Until Ulrich can get it together, Yumi doesn't want to bother trying to be in a relationship with him anymore. She's been confused, and she's had enough. This scene, along with William confronting Ulrich after the accident at the pool is one of my favorites, because even though this show had a TV-Y7 rating, (some episodes should have been TV-PG), the writers knew that there would be an older, and more mature audience watching as well, to understand these situations. Second place: Temporary Insanity and Nobody In Particular are tied for this one. For Temporary Insanity, I enjoyed the plot of Odd and Ulrich thinking Earth is Lyoko and Lyoko is Earth. What a wild ride, and their antics inside the mental hospital are funny when they try to shoot at the bloks and crabs that they "see." And a hand clap to Aelita for being the boss on Lyoko when she gets fed up with Odd and Ulrich not paying attention and orders them to listen to her. What a funny episode! Nobody In Particular also goes to second due to the emotion that is set in. Ulrich's body and mind become seperated during a test on sector 5, and his body is stuck on Lyoko, and his spirit is left behind on Earth. Damn, the virtualization program removes souls now? Everyone goes home and cries over Ulrich, leaving the audience watching feeling emotional as well. How can we not? Ulich appears to be dead, and Jeremy feels like absolute crap, because, as the brains of the outfit, knows he's really in it now. But Ulrich appears in ghost form, but since no one can see him or hear him, he enters Kiwi as a resort of communication. This episode was as emotional as it is funny. Seeing Ulrich prance around in Jim's body trying to be the boss was amusing. I laughed when everyone ganged up on him in the cafeteria threw bread and food at him. Third place: Final Round. A wild and interesting conclusion to the short season 3. William joins the gang, only to be possessed by Xana. Brilliant! Only sarcastically speaking, but not for Xana. In my opinion, William makes a good Lyoko warrior, but he was too playful and cocky, which led to his capture. Everyone should have listened to Yumi this time around I suppose. Ulrich's dad showing up was a nice thing as well. Only now we can see why Ulrich is the way he is. Honorable mention: Xana Awakens(4th place), Tidal Wave(5th place), Aelita(6th place), Lyoko Minus One(7th place), The Pretender(8th place), Sabotage(9th place), Triple Trouble(10th place) Season 4 First place: Lab Rat and William Returns is tied for first! I thouroughly enjoyed Lab Rat due to the amazingness of seeing the Lyoko warriors in real life! In 2D Lyoko form that is, we'll get to Evolution later. It was awesome idea for the writers to put this concept into the show, things are really heating up now. (Why are the final seasons of shows, most of them I should say, get so damn good towards the end?) I loved the animation and the idea of traveling to different Replicas and labs to destroy supercomputer's within that region. William Returns is also a good one because first, we see that William is not actually dead, but he's still very much under Xana's control. Congrats to Xana for making it look like William had actually returned to Earth. Second place: This one contains three silver spots on my podium! They are, The Lake, Wrong Exposure, and Music Soothes The Savage Beast. I'm not even sure why The Lake is one of my favorites. It just is. Maybe because I like the idea of the hereoes actually getting a good break for once. Trying to live a wholesome life for once. Also now that William is a threat, things get even more interesting. We also get this interesting scene of Yumi trying to talk to William to make him understand, and he comes back for a second, but only a second. Despite the cliche, "I know you're in there somewhere you just have to fight", it is actually pretty emotional. We see William actually trying to break through. So good job here. Mrs. Hertz being knocked out and Jim almost giving her CPR, or PCR as some of the other students called it, and Mrs. Hertz wakes up and threatens to hurt Jim where the sun doesn't shine if he does. Wrong Exposure earns its silver medal for Aelita finally finding out some more information about her past. I like how the characters handled the principals suspicion about Aelita after Sissi finds out some information about her past. After all, Aelita was 12 when she entered the supercomputer, and being in a virtual world stops the aging process. So I guess this is why time travel has the same effect on a person as well, because it's basically the same as being in another dimension? Is this why Jack never aged for 50 years in Aku's ruling timeline? (I just made a Samurai Jack reference in case somebody reading doesn't know.) This episode almost made it to first place spot, but something was just missing. The Aelita and Ulrich fight sequence was awesome and epic. So we a silver-rated episode, but a gold-rated fight sequence. Then, after the fight is over, we get some sweet moments of Ulrich nudging Aelita towards the tower so she can deactivate it. What a nice episode, what an awesome fight though! And then we have Music Soothes the Savage Beast! Aelita, my girl, is finally shining with the Subdigitals and achieving her dream of playing her remix's on the board. But I am very disappointed with Jeremy in this episode. Yes Jeremy, we all know how strong and powerful Xana has become and what he's up to, but just let Aelita be Aelita! Let her have some fun! Go watch her performance! She spent 10 years of her life trapped in a virtual world with no one to help her, and her earlier years were spent dealing with the fact she had her mother snatched away from her when she was 5 years old! Oh, and let's forget her own father, a second-grade magician as she calls him is the one responsible for all this! Repeating the same day every day for 7 years drove him mentally insane! Come on Jeremy! But I love this episode, because I personally think it shows that Aelita has come a long way. Third place: Skidbladnir and Fight To The Finish earn the bronze medal. I chose Skidbladnir because it was very interesting to see a virtual ship that will carry our heroes through the internet and to the replica's via the digital sea. While this episode was good because of the new ship, there didn't really seem to be much that followed the episode after, other than William's massive attack on the ship and the attack on the real world as well. Fight To The Finish leaves us with a satisfying yet sad end. Xana is finally destroyed, but at the cost of Franz Hopper's life so that he could supply Aelita the power she needed to launch the program that would wipe out Xana. Even though this is the end, there's still one episode left called Echoes, which is basically a filler episode of the heroes thinking back on all the moments of their adventure. I like this episode, but it's sad. How much more can poor Aelita take? It is satisfying to see Xana dead and gone however. I really wish Aelita could have had her dad back though. I haven't seen Evolution yet, even though it's been out for a couple of years, so I don't know if Aelita gets her mother back. Honorable mention: I'd Rather Not Talk About It(4th place), Crash Course(5th place), Maiden Voyage(6th place), Hot Shower(7th place), Lost At Sea(8th place), Distant Memory(9th place), Canine Coundrum(10th place)

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Genie (Aladdin): ENFP

Dominant Extroverted Intuition [Ne]: The Genie’s brain is a parade of ideas and possibilities. One thought leads him to an idea, which leads him to another, and so on, which can make it a challenge to keep up with him. When he first emerges from the lamp and introduces himself to Aladdin, he goes through a series of nicknames for him, such as Al, Din, and Laddi). When he says “Laddi” he automatically think of a Scottish dog. The Genie talks extremely fast because of how quickly his mind jumps from one thought to the next. He’s very creative and enjoys designing Aladdin’s prince outfit. He thinks that Aladdin needs a mode of transportation, and instantly decided to transform Abu into another kind of animal to get the job done, turning him into a camel, a white horse, an ostrich, and several others animals (and even a car) before deciding to turn him into an elephant. The Genie’s ability to think of connections quickly allows him to come up with impressions or props that highlight whatever he says in the moment. His brain moves so quickly that he doesn’t even need time to think about what he’s going to do next.

Auxiliary Introverted Feeling [Fi]: The only thing the Genie really wants is to be free. He wants to be his own master and doesn’t want to follow anyone else’s orders. He won’t kill anybody, force people to fall in love, or bring anyone back to life, though we don’t know for certain if he physically can’t or chooses not to for moral reasons. Genie values honestly and repeatedly encourages Aladdin to tell Jasmine the truth. He wants Aladdin to just try being himself. Although the Genie wants to be free more than anything else in the world, he is willing to sacrifice his freedom to allow Jasmine and Aladdin to be together because he cares about Aladdin’s happiness and is extremely loyal to him. Even though Aladdin technically needs to make a wish for Genie to do anything, he saves Aladdin’s life while he’s underwater anyway, even though no wish was actually made. He’s very hurt when Aladdin tells him he can’t follow through on his promise to wish him free. He’s upset that he lied to him, just like he lied to everyone else. The Genie doesn’t like serving others. He doesn’t want to spend his life asking what other people need – he wants to meet his own needs!

Tertiary Extroverted Thinking [Te]: Although the Genie is fun-loving and compassionate, he does have a firm set of rules that he adheres to. He takes his numerous brainstorms and brings his ideas to life. Although he’s creative, his logic is more grounded. He’s unable to see a way out of their predicament because he has to work for Jafar now. He has the lamp and those are the rules, so what can they possibly do to save themselves? It’s Aladdin’s ability to generate solutions on the spot that saves them from Jafar. He’s also unable to see where Aladdin is going (manipulating Jafar into wishing to become a Genie himself, so they can trap him in the lamp) and doesn’t understand why Aladdin is bringing him into things. It’s harder for the Genie to see beyond the facts of the situation, making it more difficult for him to work around them.

Inferior Introverted Sensing [Si]: Genie sometimes compares the past to the present and doesn’t believe that Aladdin will actually wish him free because nobody’s ever done it before, so that means nobody ever will. One of the first things he says after seeing Aladdin is that he’s “a lot shorter than his last master.” He hates the same old routine of getting out of the lamp, meeting a new master, granting three wishes, and repeating the cycle. He wants to explore the world! He wants to charter his own path! He’s very good at making references and doing impressions, which he typically busts out for comedic purposes. Even though he was very excited about having his freedom, he didn’t stop to think about how he would miss Aladdin when it was actually time for him to go, which made him briefly sentimental before he reverted to his optimistic, cheerful self and took off.

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Quotes:

Genie: Hello, Aladdin. Nice to have you on the show. Can we call you ‘Al?’ Or maybe just ‘Din?’ Or how bout ‘Laddi?’ [Genie disappears, then a dog wrapped in plaid jumps in.] Sounds like ‘Here, boy! C’mon, Laddi!’

Aladdin: Fair deal. So, three wishes. I want them to be good. What would you wish for? Genie: Me? No one’s ever asked me that before. Well, in my case… Ah, forget it. Aladdin: What? No, tell me. Genie: Freedom. Aladdin: You’re a prisoner? Genie: It’s all part-and-parcel, the whole genie gig. Phenomenal cosmic powers! Itty bitty living space. Aladdin: Genie, that’s terrible. Genie: But, oh – to be free! Not have to go “Poof! What do you need? Poof! What do you need? Poof! What do you need?” To be my own master, such a thing would be greater than all the magic and all the treasures in all the world! But what am I talking about here? Let’s get real here. It’s not gonna happen. Genie, wake up and smell the hummus. Aladdin: Why not? Genie: The only way I get outta this is if my master wishes me out. So you can guess how often that’s happened. Aladdin: I’ll do it. I’ll set you free. Genie: [Head turns into Pinocchio’s with a long nose] Uh huh. Right. Whoop! Aladdin: No, really. I promise. [He pushes the nose back in and Genie’s head returns to normal] After I make my first two wishes, I’ll use my third wish to set you free. [He holds out his hand.] Genie: Well, here’s hopin! [Shakes Aladdin’s hand] Okay. Let’s make some magic!

Genie: Here he comes, [Aladdin and Genie are on a game show set, where ALADDIN stands behind a podium with “AL” on it.] And what better way to make your grand entrance on the streets of Agrabah, than riding your very own brand new camel! Watch out, it spits! [A door bearing the Genie’s head on it opens, where ABU is transformed into a camel. He spits out the side of his mouth on cue. But the Genie’s not sure.] Mmm, not enough. [He snaps his fingers and Abu turns into a fancy white horse.] Still not enough. Let’s see. What do you need? [The Genie snaps his fingers repeatedly, turning Abu into: a duck, an ostrich, a turtle, and a Cadillac, with license plate “ABU 1.” Finally, he’s returned to normal.] Yes! Esalalumbo, shimin dumbo! Whoa!! [Abu turns into an elephant.] Talk about your trunk space, check this action out!

Aladdin: Genie, I need help. Genie: [as Jack Nicholson] All right, sparky, here’s the deal. You wanna court the little lady, you gotta be a straight shooter, do ya follow me? Aladdin: What? Genie: [Back to normal, wearing a mortarboard. He points out his words on a blackboard] Tell her the…TRUTH!!! Aladdin: No way! If Jasmine found out I was really some crummy street rat, she’d laugh at me. Genie: A woman appreciates a man who can make her laugh! Al, all joking aside, you really oughtta be yourself. Aladdin: Hey, that’s the last thing I want to be. Okay, I’m gonna go see her. I gotta be smooth, cool, confident. How do I look? Genie: Like a prince.

Genie: Al? Al! Kid, snap out of it! You can’t cheat on this one! I can’t help you unless you make a wish. You have to say “Genie, I want you to save my life.” Got it? Okay? C’mon, Aladdin! [He grabs Aladdin by the shoulders and shakes him. His head goes up, then falls.] I’ll take that as a yes. [Genie’s head turns into a siren.] Wooga! Wooga! [He turns into a submarine.] Up scope! [On the surface, a giant water spout emerges and lands on top of the cliff. Aladdin reawakes and coughs the water out of his lungs.] Don’t scare me like that! Aladdin: Genie, I–uh, I-uh… [They hug.] Thanks, Genie. Genie: Oh, Al. I’m gettin’ kind of fond of you, kid. Not that I want to pick out curtains or anything.

Genie: [After Aladdin tells him he can’t wish him free.] Hey, I understand. After all, you’ve lied to everyone else. Hey, I was beginning to feel left out. Now, if you’ll excuse me, master.

Jafar: Without the genie, boy, you’re nothing! Aladdin: The genie! The genie! The genie has more power than you’ll ever have! Jafar: What! Aladdin: He gave you your power, he can take it away! Genie: Al, what are you doing? Why are you bringing me into this? Aladdin: Face it, Jafar – you’re still just second best! Jafar: You’re right! His power does exceed my own! But not for long! Genie: The boy is crazy. He’s a little punch drunk. One too many hits with the snake. Jafar: Slave, I make my third wish! I wish to be an all powerful genie! Genie: [reluctantly] All right, your wish is my command. Way to go, Al.

Aladdin: Jasmine, I’m sorry I lied to you about being a prince. Jasmine: I know why you did. Aladdin: Well, I guess…this… is goodbye? [GENIE pokes his head around the corner shocked at what he is hearing.] Jasmine: Oh, that stupid law. This isn’t fair… I love you. Genie: [Wipes away a tear] Al, no problem. You’ve still got one wish left. Just say the word and you’re a prince again. Aladdin: But Genie, what about your freedom? Genie: Hey, it’s only an eternity of servitude. This is love. [He leans down next to her.] Al, you’re not gonna find another girl like her in a million years. Believe me, I know. I’ve looked.

Genie: Heh, heh! I’m free. I’m free. [He hands the lamp to Aladdin.] Quick, quick, wish for something outrageous. Say “I want the Nile.” Wish for the Nile. Try that! Aladdin: I wish for the Nile. Genie: No way! [Laughs hysterically. He bounces around the balcony like a pinball.] Oh does that feel good! I’m free! I’m free at last! I’m hittin’ the road. I’m off to see the world! I- [He’s packing a suitcase, but looks down and notices that Aladdin looks sad. He also looks sad, realizing that this means he has to leave Aladdin] Aladdin: Genie, I’m – I’m gonna miss you. Genie: Me too, Al. No matter what anybody says, you’ll always be a prince to me.

Genie: Oh, all of ya. Come over here. Big group hug! Mind if I kiss the monkey? [He kisses Abu.] Ooh, hairball! Well, I can’t do any more damage around this popsicle stand. I’m outta here! Bye, bye, you two crazy lovebirds. Hey, Rugman, ciao! I’m history! No, I’m mythology! No, I don’t care what I am – I’m free!

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Anime vs. Real Life: Magical Girl Spec-Ops Asuka

Magical Girl Spec-Ops Asuka is the latest entry in the magical girls turned dark subgenre, but unlike many of its forebearer, the show approaches the popular theme from a unique angle, exploring what happens after a battle-seasoned magical girl hangs up her boots and frilly outfits. In this world, the wars have already been fought and won, the magical teddy bear-like beasts called Disas have been defeated, and the magical girls, at least the very few that managed to survive, are each trying to reintegrate into society in their own ways. But peace doesn’t last long; as a mysterious terrorist group emerges a few years after the final battle at the top of Mt. Aso in Kumamoto, this time letting the Disas run rampant in the streets of Tokyo, prompting Asuka to dust off her magical karambit once again. While there isn’t much to discuss from an anime tourism point of view here so far, it’s still cool to just see where all of these battles take place in real life. Let’s take a look! 

  *All images were taken with GOOGLE STREET VIEW (images I shot myself are marked WD)

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  Queen’s main objective is to capture the remaining magical girls to help her develop a “Girl of Mass Destruction”, meaning the best way to lure them out of hiding is to cause chaos in Tokyo’s busiest districts, which makes the ultra-lively Shibuya a good target.

    For some reason, the iconic Shibuya 109, a large department store mainly geared towards young women, is always amongst the first buildings to take a hit, regardless of the anime. As a funny sidenote, the sign reading HAM in the anime is actually an H&M ad.

    The Shibuya Crossing is the busiest intersection in the world, there really is no need for giant Halloween-class Disas to make it anymore hectic than it already is.

    The headquarters of the Tokyo Metropolitan Police Department is located in Kasumigaseki, in both the anime and real life.

        The known terrorist Kim Kanth gets transported along the Shuto Expressway, when suddenly a group of masked men free him. They then try to make their escape up Sotobori Street towards Iidabashi.

          But after her school friend Sayaka gets caught up in the action, Asuka finally steps and intercepts them next to the the small Iidabashi Station B2a exit, which has already been featured in the anime Tsukigakirei and Eromanga Sensei.

      Asuka also manages to protect the Canal Café to her left here, which is where Masamune and Elf had a drink at in Eromanga Sensei’s episode six.

      The Starbucks to the left here was just simply renamed coffee in the anime.

    Shinjuku is the next busy entertainment and business district where the terrifying plushies wreak havoc, right in front of the famous Isetan flagship department store.

      War Nurse Kurumi fights the Disas in front of the Shinjuku H&M store here. Unfortunately, the anime refrained from renaming the Swedish clothing-retailer HAM this time.

        An older reference image has been used for this background here, as the façade of the Studio Alta department store looks a bit different nowadays.

      The girls buy their tickets for “Cheerleader Samurai vs. Megaton Shark” at the Shinjuku Piccadilly Cinema. To be honest, I’d actually go see that.

    The Shinjuku Prince Hotel.

    And lastly, in the third episode the show makes a quick excursion to Mexico, where Just Cause Mia storms a drug cartel, showing us some actual, although outdated, Tijuana locations in the process. In the far back you can spot the Monumental Arch located at the beginning of the Avenida Revolución, the city’s tourist center.

    Now that Asuka has finally put retirement on hold, I hope that she, together with Iizuka's M Squad, expand their field of operations a bit, just so we get to see more locations outside of Tokyo again. A return to Mt. Aso in Kumamoto Prefecture, which is where the last war’s decisive battle took place, would also make for some interesting locations.

    What’s your favorite dark magical girl anime? And what do you think of Magical Girl Spec-Ops Asuka so far? Sound off in the comments!

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Wilhelm is an anime tourist, who loves to search for and uncover the real-world spots he sees in anime. You can talk with him on Twitter @Surwill. 

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My OC's!!

(Before I start, I just wanted to warn you that these guys curse a bunch sometimes, and they make a few sexual references so if you don't like that, just don't read it.) FIRST OC!! (WARNING! MENTIONS RAPE, SO IF YOURE EASILY TRIGGERED BY THAT, I SUGGEST NOT READING THIS) Opal (Undertale/random OC) -girl -incredibly shy -unknown age -long brown hair (usually down, she doesn't like to "waste time styling it") -blue eyes -mostly human, but with wings (a guardian angel I guess) -can change her size (not like Jake from Adventure Time, she can just change her height) but she prefers to stay very short -Likes to make bad puns and dirty jokes -only has one outfit, (the outfit is magic and can change size with her, that's why she only has one)a blue hoodie, a red tee shirt, sweatpants, and slippers. -not athletic at all -asexual -if you piss her off enough, she will leave the whole "shy" thing behind and become a snappy, witty, sassy asshole that can basically win any argument with facts and shit -stuff about her past: she actually has a really abusive past. She doesn't like telling anyone about it, because she grew up in a very abusive "home" with a bunch of old guys that liked to get drunk a lot. The guys there would beat her a use her as a toy, even for sex . Because of this, she was never really comfortable with "doing the dance with no pants" again, and became asexual (no, she doesn't "reproduce like a plant" she just doesn't like doing the do ) . She could never do anything about it, because she's so week and didn't learn how to change her size until way later in life. She died, and was just thrown out of the place she lived into the streets. An angel found her, and saw that she had a pure heart of gold, revived her and gave her wings and all of her powers. She actually knows Gaster personally, because at some point she was kinda like his lab assistant. She stayed with him for like a week, but then he turned on her and tried to do horrible experiments on her because she told him about the whole "dying and coming back to life" thing. Ever since then, she's never trusted anyone. -random quote: "that's what she said! What? I can make dirty jokes too ya know." -Birthday: she doesn't actually remember, she was never told as a child. She doesn't even know how old she is. She just decides to celebrate the day that she escaped, which was June 14 (my birthday =D) (also, she only knows this because she saw a newspaper while looking for a place to stay) (heck yea i got most of her personality from Fluttershy, but that's just who she's a lot like) Next OC! Nopal (Opal's alternate self) -obviously a girl -very murderous -long and messy brown hair -red eyes (that's how you know it's her) -she has wings too, but instead of normal wings, they're bat wings (that's also how you know it's her) -she can also grow and shrink -can actually talk to Chara, and made friends with her -HATES jokes -She has the same outfit as Opal, except it's usually covered in blood. -she's also asexual, but is a huge flirt -she doesn't really have a past, she just kinda appeared when Opal left Gaster. She possessed her and made her kill everyone at the place Opal used to live. Ever since then, she's just been in Opal's mind, constantly insulting her and trying to get her to kill people again -Random quote: "hey Opal, why don't ya kill that dude? He looked at you weird. He might be a guy we missed from that place you grew up at" -she has shark teeth (if you didn't know, that means that her teeth are hella sharp) and likes to show them off by smiling a lot -she was created when Opal left Gaster, so I guess technically her birthday is on June 31st Next OC! Kasai or "fire" in Japanese ( random OC) -guy -sporty and a brat -23 -naturally his hair is blonde, but he dyed it dark red for unknown reasons (no, he's not Josh Dun) -green eyes -human -very short, and gets teased about it a lot -hates when people talk about his size -usually in a tank top and shorts, because he loves to workout -he's straight, but can never find a girl that's as athletic as him -owns a German Shepard named Flash, and loves to run and train with him. -his past: when he was 10, his mother was killed, and him and his father were left to die. they both swore to get revenge on the person that did it, but nobody knows who it was. All he remembered if that the person had a missing thumb on his left hand. Him and his dad have been training together ever since then, so that when they do find him, they can make him suffer -random quote: "fuck you I may be short but I can still kick your ass" -he can lift things that are up to 50% heavier than him (hot damn :0) -his birthday is on March 17th NEXT OC!! Kalia (random oc) -girl -kind of shy, but mostly out-going -20 years old -slightly long light brown hair -bluish-greenish eyes -4 feet, 11 inches (same dude) -she's so chill about everything, she has the power to make even the most stressed person calm, just by hugging them -she always wears a dark blue and black jacket, and keeps it halfway zipped with a light blue shirt underneath and she usually wears jeans or shorts and any random shoes (sometimes she even walks around with no shoes, and just mismatched socks) -she's straight, and is actually in a relationship with (the next OC) Josh -her biggest secret is that she makes dolls of everyone she meets, and has a secret room somewhere in her house that not even Josh knows about, where she keeps the dolls and a short summary of everyone. If someone that she has a doll of dies, she gives the doll of that person to someone that's very close to them, and tells them to never tell anybody about it. -her past: she lived a pretty normal life, with a mom and a dad, but when she went to school and met Josh, her entire life changed! Nah jk, this isn't a cheesy ass Young Adult Novel. Kalia just grew up as a normal, but really chill and quite kid. She's been best friends with Josh since third grade, he was the only person she talked to. When anyone ever made fun of her or was mean to her, he would come and beat their ass. After a while, they started to like each other. They're dating now, and both really want to, but they're both too scared to get married -random quote: "whoa calm down Joshie. You need a hug?" -Her birthday is on October 22nd NEXT OC!! Josh (random OC) -male (obviously) -oh jeez, where do I even start on his personalty? well, he's incredibly sexual for starters. he always tries (and mostly succeeds) to make Kalia blush. he's very kind, but also incredibly rude. it's hard to tell. -23 years old -short, messy brown hair -green eyes -human -6 feet, 2 inches -he doesn't really have any kind of special power. he's just a normal dude -he usually wears a black tee shirt, jeans, a jacket, and casual shoes. -bisexual -he gets in fights ALL THE TIME. like, not one week goes without a fight. it's pretty bad. -his biggest secret is that he doesn't actually have a job, but instead he wins money by going to illegal bot fights. he wins almost every time. also, he's secretly played all of Huniepop -his past is basically the same as Kalia's, but he was a little more aggressive. he met Kalia, and she helped him with his anger issues. -random quote: "hey can you take your shirt off? i wanna see how an angel hides its wings~" -random fact: once made a robot named George and accidentally gave him too much personality, it didn't want to fight so it ran away and no one knows where -birthday: the 12th of April NEXT OC! Flash (yes I'm telling you about Kasai's dog) -male -happy, upbeat, and full of energy -no one actually knows his age, all they know is that he's way older than any normal dog, and will probably live for a very long time -when you think of a German Shepard, you usually think of a big dog, with light brown fur, and a big black spot on their back & snout. Well, he's a little different. He still has the same colors, but they're reversed. Most of his fur is black, and he has a light brown spot on his back and snout. Also, his chest is colored to where it has a design on it. It's completely natural, and it's actually how he got his name. Yup, you guessed it. It's a lightning bolt. But not just any old simple Harry Potter's forehead Z looking thing, it looks like an actual real life lightning bolt, cloud and all. It's pretty fucking cool. -dark green eyes -he's a really big dog. Like, almost like a Great Dane. He's a beast! -he wears underwear. He literally walks around in underwear and he doesn't even care. Basically, a long ass time ago, Kasai said that it was "unfair that he could walk around with his dick hanging free all the time and no body yells at him" so his dad suggested that he put underwear on him. So now, he wears underwear all the time. He's not even bothered by it. Birthday: no one knows XD NEXT OC!! Hannah (Undertale OC) -Female -she's like, all about fashion and popularity. Because of this, she's best friends with Mettaton. -22 years old -really long blonde hair -hazel eyes -part mermaid, but only when she gets in the water -5 feet 3 inches -she changes her outfit like every five minutes, but when she does, it's usually something really bright and sparkly -straight -her biggest secret is that sometimes, when no one's around, she walks around her house either completely naked or in really baggy clothes that are really unfashionable, but hey, she walks around in all that itchy uncomfortable stuff all the time so it's nice to let loose sometimes. -her past: she grew up at home with her rich parents, but unlike most stereotypical rich people, they were all actually really nice and generous. They donate to charity as often as possible, and give homeless people money. She decided to move out when she was 20, but only because she was sick of her parents waking her up really early in the morning with loud "old people" music. -random quote: "oh my goodness Opal you're hair is a MESS! Come here darling, I'll fix it for you" -random fact: absolutely LOVES Opal and Kalia's hair. Both of they're hair is know for being soft and long, so it's really fun to play with a style. Next OC!! Mike (random OC) -transgender (not a male or female, but leans slightly more to the female side) -sass master 3000. Literally you can't get in a fight with this person, they're so sassy you'll be dead halfway through the argument (it's hilarious when and Opal get into a fight with them) -shoulder length jet black hair -green eyes -again, sass master 3000. They can win ANY argument, no matter what it's about. -5 feet -they likes to get fashion advice from Hannah -bisexual -biggest secret: has actually seriously considered killing his parents. He told Opal, and was really surprised when she said "oh don't worry I understand, I killed mine." But then she explained her backstory, and even if she had a serious reason for doing it, she's regretted it every single day of her life and if she could, she would go back in time and try to stop herself. -past: they grew up pretty normally, until they came out as trans. They're parents yelled at them, saying that they were born a guy and they were gonna stay that way. none of his 'friends' supported him, until they met Opal. She completely understood why they didn't wanna be a guy, with her being a feminist (and you know damn well why). They became fast friends, and later met Kalia, Josh, Hannah, and Kasai. They live in Opal's house now, and she really doesn't mind that they can't pay a lot (no good jobs would accept them because they're trans. It really sucks) -random quote: "the day I have a gender is they day Opal dies. Get it? Cause she's an immortal angel? Haha I'm sorry." -random fact: they don't usually like being so sassy, and usually apologizes after, but it's just kinda natural. Welp, there you have it. I promise, this is the last of them! Here they all are, so really, if you wanna leave an ask or dare or drawing, I would love it. Thanks!