#if i misspelled anything no I didn't

[thousandsonny]

[dyed-indigo]

is this meme too niche? enjoy it anyway

[pridoo]

serving 🍰

[11-eyed-rook]

Accessible doesn't mean "for lazy people".

I can't express how frustrating it is that, so many times on so many platforms I've seen various posts, especially videos, which showcase an item that makes a random task easier (or possible at all) to do (such as onion/garlic dicers of all sorts, or items that can be used with one hand, or even the tools that make it easier to put socks on), and every time the comments section is filled with angry boomers (mostly boomers), who don't see past the concept of "if only people stopped being lazy" or "this is useless, we already have [less accessible tool/item], who needs this?!".

Just because something isn't needed/useful to you, doesn't mean somebody else doesn't benefit from the accessibility (or even just the convenience itself).

To give a few examples of what I mean:

The sock tools can help a lot of people with mobility limitations, and that can also include anybody going through pregnancy as well, to put on socks AT ALL. You don't even "need to be disabled" to benefit from stuff like this, ffs.

Onion/garlic dicers make it possible to quickly cut up food items that otherwise may be difficult (or even impossible) for people with certain disabilities or other difficulties (I've always found it a bit hard to dice/cut certain food items (ESPECIALLY smaller ones), so tools like this are very helpful and achieve a consistent result).

Noise-cancelling headphones help me, by blocking out the noise of traffic, which is very overwhelming to me, not just because I experience sensory overloads, but because I have tinnitus and extremely loud noises are very overwhelming to me. Regular headphones don't accomplish the same thing for me, not to the level my noise-cancelling ones do anyway, and I can still listen to music along the way (my headphones also have a mode that allow for me to still hear peoples' voices relatively well, whilst muffling traffic, engine noises, etc.).

I wear a backpack instead of using a pretty shoulder bag for carrying heavier items, because one of my shoulders is slightly deformed since birth, and because both my shoulders get some of the worst of my joint pain (whenever it does happen, which is often enough), whereas the backpack I have, is nicely padded and easy to organize too. I've seen people online mock adults using backpacks, I still don't understand why though??? I didn't even know people made fun of adults who use backpacks. I still want to hope those weren't meant to be real takes...

I may not look like I "need one", but I do sometimes use a cane to help myself move up/down stairs especially, since I have issues with joint pain, and especially since my foot injury from earlier this year (the pain of which still pops up now and then, and it's not great). People look at me weird when I randomly take out my foldable cane and then put it away after a while. My joint pain comes and goes, and when I don't need my cane, I don't use it. My own father keeps commenting on how I'm "too young to be using a cane". I'm 28, I've been using it for a handful of years now, disability doesn't know age.

Let me repeat myself. DISABILITY DOES NOT KNOW AGE.

Just because you might not use a wheelchair-accessible ramp, doesn't mean it's not needed/useful for anybody without a wheelchair. Even people with bicycles/scooters/baby strollers etc. can benefit from them, and for me, it's easier to walk up the ramps rather than using stairs, as using stairs tends to put additional stress on my already-injured foot, whereas a ramp doesn't require me to put that stress on my foot, so walking is easier for me, even if it is just those 'few handfuls of steps" or whatever.

In a separate post, I touched upon the kind of ableism I've witnessed in certain crafting communities, and how gatekeeping can very quickly become synonymous with ableism, and how that can affect something like a hobby. Everything I said there, applies to this post, too. If you're interested, feel free to read. If not - it's much of what I said here, but specifically regarding crafting communities and how ignorant/ableist people can be at times, and how that can affect people.

So many tools exist to help with certain tasks, to make some stuff doable at all, to add accessibility to an otherwise difficult task for any particular person, and so much of it is just seen as "useless" or "for the lazy people", or there's some aspect of aggressive gatekeeping fueled with "if you don't do it THIS way only, then you're not doing it at all/it's not valid enough" attitudes. If anything, people with disabilities often have to put in EXTRA effort to do what able-bodied people can do effortlessly, even WITH the extra accessibility whenever it IS available (and by available I also mean affordable, because not everything IS, and not all options are available for everybody; price/cost accessibility is something many people don't even consider in some cases!!!). Not all of it is because of difficulty, necessarily, but it's a fact of reality.

Accessibility isn't laziness. For the able-bodied, it can be convenience. For the disabled, it's a matter of getting that extra helpful boost, or the ability to do a task at all, without having to find somebody to do it for you (if that's even an option to begin with).

I know I really can't speak for most groups directly, nor can I relay the experience of every kind of disability besides my own experiences over the years, but I'm genuinely troubled by the "trend" of people STILL (even increasingly) dismissing accessibility tools, disabled people themselves, and anything that makes it easier to do something, to function, especially since there's absolutely nothing that could ever excuse such awful behavior towards people who deal with enough shit as is.

I don't just think of myself when I bring up accessibility and its benefits.

Because the fact of the matter is - even those who have no disabilities could benefit from the accessibility options for those that do, even if it is simply a convenience for most. It takes effort to make something inaccessible, and it would take so little to make a big difference even for some.

And on that note.

It's not laziness. It never was.

[still-gathering-roses]

officially starting my job at my new school next week and currently going through the incredibly Peak Social Anxiety process of going through every staff roster-type google doc that has been shared and surreptitiously correcting the spelling of my name on all of them and hoping nobody notices 🫠

[racuh]

did you know i cant spell

[seelie-regent]

Gender swap fantasy Soukoku story:

Dazai is a peasant and the librarian in a small village. She dabbled in magic and uses it to help around the library. (She was once a very prolific witch with many enemy's)

Chuuya is a run away princess who works as a mercenary.

Someone places a hit on Dazai's head and Chuuya tracks her down with the intention of killing her. For some reason Chuuya doesn't quite understand she can't bring herself to kill Dazai. Maybe because of the fact she seems so different from the stories or pure curiosity. It's not something that really matters anymore. Somehow Chuuya ends up befriending the charming ex-witch current librarian. Chuuya falls for this woman who as annoying as she is had clearly been trying to change since her time as that deadly witch that haunts many peoples nightmares.

Chuuya doesn't realize she's in love for quite some time. No, it's not till Dazai saves Chuuya from a bunch of guards and bounty hunters trying to bring Chuuya back to her kingdom that Chuuya realizes she's head over heels for the woman.

Soon word gets back to them that Dazai is now a wanted criminal by decree of Chuuya's home kingdom and upon capture will be publicly executed. There is also a high price on her head. Chuuya in order to save Dazai returns home and agrees to take upon her duties as princess once more if and only if Dazai is left alone. Her parents agree and the Bounty is lifted.

Not long after Chuuya has taken her duties back up Dazai shows up at the palace begging for an audience with the princess. While her parents are hesitant Chuuya begs to see her again. Once they relent and Chuuya is allowed to see her they have a rather tearful reunion. Dazai asks why Chuuya would return, knowing how much Chuuya hated everything that came with being princess, and Chuuya confesses. Dazai obviously reciprocates and turns to Chuuya's parents begging for a chance to court their daughter. They agree and Chuuya and Dazai are wed before the year is over.

[spacewreck51]

I'm literally so nervous for freshman year I have to come out to my teachers all over again and pray to god they remember but at least if something happens I'll have sophomore friends and my bsfs

[mx-flint]

of course a white person thinks it's cute or funny to intentionally misspell a black person's name. why are the Italians in this fandom like this

???????????? I wasn't doing it intentionally I tried to spell it like 6 times but I just didn't know how???? I'm not a native english speaker????????? Try to spell my italian name and we'll see how good you'll do

[blackbirdloki]

I've been tossing around the idea of making an intro post now that I have a few more followers so--

Hello! I'm Loki, but feel free to call me whatever is funniest at any given moment. I mostly just reblog stuff here.

Please feel free to ask me to tag anything or remove a tag from a reblog of your post. I'm all for making sure everyone is comfy no matter what. 😌

On that same note, feel free to dm me or send something in the askbox anytime! I like talking to people, but I'm also frequently plagued by ~coward hours~ and rarely initiate conversation. I'll try to reply to anything sent to me as quick as I can, though!

My main tags:

#the bird speaks - textposts

#real world issues - rbs about this dumpster fire of a country/other serious stuff that might be upsetting

#[fandom] on main - fandom rbs! not all fandom rbs are tagged though sometimes i forget or just decide not to

#friend posts <3 - posts from the beloved mutuals!!

I play Enstars (Eng and JP) and Splatoon 3. If you're a follower and want someone to play with, feel free to dm me!

I block freely and for fun so if I don't want you interacting with me for whatever reason, I'll just block you. Aside from that just don't be an asshole. It costs 0 dollars and no energy to not be an asshole. (This includes all varieties of bigots. You know what you are.)

Thank you for reading this far and I hope you have a good rest of your day! 💜

[d34dbvn]

Y'all can say whatever ngl I wasn't much of a billdip shipper myself anyways...

But I'm enjoying the hell out of the g0re and ab*se from TBOB, I love Billford not because it's "toxic yaoi uwu" like most of the fandom

EVERYONE OPEN YOUR EYES THEY'RE LITERALLY DEAD DOVE MATERIAL ❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹

You cannot convince me this isn’t what happened.

[11-eyed-rook]

If you're afraid of/disgusted by body hair on ANY person (man, woman, anybody in between or outside the binary), you're weak and the gods will crush your tiny body between two slabs of steel for fun, flattening you like a looney tunes character.

Body hair is perfectly fine, natural, and if your hygiene is fine, who cares? Leg hair, arm hair, pubic hair, armpit hair, chest hair, facial hair (including peach fuzz), any hair is good.

Of course, if you only apply body hair standards to yourself, and nobody else, and shaving makes you feel comfortable - do what makes you feel best. Just don't be a cunt to other people who have a different view than you.

"But how will I look in a skirt/shorts/dress/revealing clothes of any kind?" You'll look good and if anybody has anything negative to say, kick them in the jaw.

"But I wanna shave" then do it for yourself. Also, don't police other peoples' choice to shave or not shave just because you have an opinion on your own body hair.

(My post isn't meant to be judgemental towards anybody who DOES shave, it's meant to empower those who don't want to but feel pressured to do so).

"But it makes me uncomfy to see people with body hair" grow up, coward. Most people have some body hair, some - more, some - less or none at all. Deal with it.

"But I'm a woman" ...and? Who's getting in your way? Someguy Cuntbrain? Why care what anybody thinks? Do what makes YOU happy. Don't shave if you feel forced to do it, shave only if that's what YOU want to do.

"Sensory issues though" that's reasonable, I get that myself from time to time, but I'll only ever apply that reasoning to my own body. I'd never make another person shave.

Body hair needs more appreciation and love.

[tra1nchi]

Omg Imagine fucking your sons teacher so he won’t fail his classes🫣

Best dad ever reward,,MINORS DNI!! Top male reader,, Dilfy reader woah,, Degradation,, over desk,,

Your son was a hassle,, you wouldn't say he was a disappointed nor was he a burden but getting calls from the principal of his school multiple times a term was not something you enjoyed!!

He would always come up with bullshit excuses that he was only messing or that he didn't mean to!! But you knew better,,he was your own son!! You could obviously tell when he was lying,,

Getting called in by his teacher to have a one on one meeting,,showing up in your best clothing to show your sons teacher that you weren't some deadbeat dad that was condoning this kind of behaviour!!

What you didn't expect was that his teacher was cute,, his soft brown hair and clothing that seemed more suitable to a librarian then anything!! No wonder your son calls him a nerd,,

"Sir! I'm so sorry to call you here today!" The teachers voice was soft as he apologised,,motioning you to take a seat infront of him as he sipped at his learning themed cup,,

He waited patiently for you to take a seat and once you did,,he seemed almost too grateful for it,, "I called you in for..this" His tone was apologetic as he handed you your sons report card,,which was almost all Fs the whole way around!!

The teacher wasn't ready for how you'd react,,most parents would scream and shout while others would frown and seem close to tears but you,, you didn't do anything of the sort!! >□<

He was bent over your desk,, his ass up as he gripped onto the paperwork!! Your cock moving in and out of him with provision!! It was like you knew exactly where to hit eachtime!!

"Fine! Fine, I'll change everything to an A! Please just, Let me cum please..!" His whines were pathetic as they reverberated around the room, his eyes trembling as he tried to not focus on the pleasure your dick gave him!!

Forcing him to change your sons card while you were still inside!! Watching his shaky hands type in the computer and spanking his ass for every misspelled word!! >□<

[weird-pot]

Ah the breached containment method

[meleeyz]

┈﹒ ꒰ 𝗩𝗜𝗞𝗧𝗢𝗥'𝗦 𝗔𝗣𝗣𝗥𝗘𝗡𝗧𝗜𝗖𝗘 ꒱

ekko 𝒙 fem!reader ┊ viktor 𝒙 fem!reader (platonic)

୨୧ English is not my first language, so I regret in advance if something reads weird or is misspelled

୨୧ I don't know, I just thought it would be a fun dynamic, enjoy!

₊˚ ✧ ‿︵‿୨୧‿︵‿ ✧ ₊˚

𓆤 Ekko crashing into you on his hoverboard was how it all began. It happened during one of your hurried trips back to Zaun after a grueling week in Piltover’s laboratories. You were distracted, engrossed in your mental checklist of materials Viktor had asked you to bring. You didn't even notice the faint whir of Ekko’s hoverboard until it was too late.

“Hey, watch—” Ekko started, his voice sharp with alarm before cutting off mid-sentence as the two of you collided.

You landed flat on your back with a groan, Viktor's precious schematics flying out of your bag. Ekko was quick to get up and extend a hand to help you up.

“Oh crap, I didn’t mean to—uh, are you okay?” Ekko asked with a sheepish grin.

“You should really watch where you’re going!” you snapped, brushing yourself off. Then your eyes locked. It was hard to stay mad at someone who looks like they actually cared.

From then on, every return trip to Zaun seemed incomplete without bumping into him, either by accident or by his deliberate attempts to "run into" you.

𓆤 Ekko had mixed feelings about your constant back-and-forth trips. He understood why you had to be in Piltover so much—your apprenticeship under Viktor was important—but that didn’t mean he liked it.

“You know, it’s kinda unfair,” he said one evening, as the two of you sat on the rooftop of a crumbling Zaun building. The view of the Undercity's twinkling lights stretched around you, and the new prototype of his hoverboard leaned against the nearby wall. “Piltover gets you all day, and Zaun just gets you at night.”

𓆤 Ekko loved your sharp mind. In fact, he found your involvement with Hextech fascinating, even if he teased you endlessly about being a “Piltover nerd.”

“Look at you, little Miss Zaunite Hextech Genius,” he’d say with a smirk as he watched you tinker with a device. “All fancy with your gears and crystals. Can you make something that doesn’t explode?”

You rolled your eyes.

“This is for science. Not for impressing you.”

“Oh, but you already impress me.” He’d wink, leaning over your shoulder to inspect your work. His genuine curiosity often led to him offering ideas that somehow worked, despite his lack of formal training. You suspected his innate knack for mechanics rivaled even Viktor’s.

𓆤 Ekko would often stop by you house in Undercity unannounced, bringing little gifts—scrap metal he thought you could use or metal flowers that he made with his own hands for you

𓆤 You, in turn, would surprise him with modifications for his hoverboard or gadgets to help the Firelights. His reaction to your gifts was always the same: pure delight.

𓆤 Leaving aside the jokes, he loved watching you work, claiming it was “like seeing genius in action.” You’d laugh and tell him to stop distracting you, but his presence always made the hours fly by.

𓆤 The two of you shared countless late-night conversations on rooftops, swapping dreams and fears.

𓆤 It started subtly. Ekko’s laugh lingered in your mind longer than it should have. His voice, the way he said your name, echoed in your thoughts while you worked. You found yourself doodling in the margins of your notes, spiraling into daydreams that left you blushing.

𓆤 Viktor initially didn’t think much of Ekko—at least not directly. He only knew of him through your constant chatter.

“Ekko said this really clever thing about—” “Ekko helped me figure out how to—” “Ekko...”

Eventually, Viktor sighed and set down his pen.

“I can’t believe you’re getting so worked up about some guy,” he said, exasperation lacing his words.

“This one is different!” you protested, fidgeting with a loose thread on your sleeve. “He’s honest, he’s sweet—”

“Please…”

“He would never do anything to hurt me!”

Viktor raised an eyebrow.

“He’s a guy.”

“He’s also... brilliant. And kind... and handsome... and—”

“Oh shit, here we go again…” He exhaled, completely tired.

𓆤 The meeting happened in Piltover, under less-than-ideal circumstances. You’d convinced the Academy to grant you temporary access to the lab for a personal project, ostensibly Hextech-related. In truth, you were helping Ekko repair an broken stabilizer for the Firelights

You thought you were being sneaky. You were wrong.

Viktor appeared in the doorway, cane tapping against the marble floor. His eyes immediately landed on the device in Ekko’s hands and then flicked to you.

“And what,” he asked dryly, “is going on here?”

Ekko froze, looking like a child caught stealing candy. You scrambled to explain, words tumbling out in a panicked mess.

To your surprise, Viktor didn’t explode. Instead, he regarded Ekko with quiet intensity. After a long pause, he nodded.

“You have talent,” he said to Ekko. “Perhaps more than you deserve.”

Ekko grinned, clearly amused. “Thanks? I think?”

From then on, Viktor tolerated Ekko’s presence, though he would often sigh dramatically whenever you brought him up in conversation.

𓆤 The news of Viktor’s declining health hit you like a blow. For all his brilliance, your mentor was mortal, and the idea of losing him felt unbearable. You confided in Ekko, who held you as you cried, his quiet strength grounding you.

“He’s proud of you, you know,” Ekko said softly, stroking your back. “He might not say it, but he is.”

Those words stayed with you, offering comfort during the hardest days.

𓆤 As Viktor’s condition worsened, he grew more reflective. One day, he called you into his office. You found him gazing out the window, his frail frame silhouetted against the light.

“You’ve been a good apprentice,” he said without turning around. “Better than I deserved.”

“Don’t say that,” you whispered, your throat tight.

He turned to face you, his expression soft despite the lines of pain etched into his face.

“I’m sorry I won’t be there for your wedding day.”

Your eyes widened.

“What—?”

“I’m not blind,” he said with a faint smile. “Or deaf. That boy... he makes you happy.”

Tears welled in your eyes.

“He does.”

“Then go to him,” Viktor said gently. “And live. Live, my dear. Work, yes, but also live. With him.”

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[higaneion]

FÓDLAN GUIDE: LILINA   ❂

PERSONAL INFORMATION

GENDER. Female AGE. 16 HEIGHT. 160 cm BIRTHDATE. 4th day of the Wyvern Moon (October 4th) CREST/HOLY BLOOD. None CLASS. Black Eagles student AFFILIATION. Territory of Ostia, Lycia BIOGRAPHY. Daughter to the late Marquess Hector of Ostia. She has enrolled in the Officer’s Academy to pursue new heights and challenge herself so that when she returns to her homeland, she is ready to rule properly. Though she is gifted at magic, she knows there is much she has not yet discovered let alone mastered. She has a long way to go and hopes that the academy will serve as one step toward a path of greatness and peace. 

PERSONAL HISTORY

~984 years after the Scouring: Born as daughter of the Marquess of Ostia

~1000 years after the Scouring: Bern forces invade, accompanies Roy throughout his travels ~Loses father in war against Bern

~1001 years after the Scouring: Acquires title of Marchioness and responsibility for Ostia’s future

Imperial Year 1180: Enrolls at the Officer's Academy at Garreg Mach

INTERESTS. making friends, reading, history LIKES. learning about & observing others, sweets, board/card games DISLIKES. dishonesty, hitting a plateau STATUS. heritor of ostian territory CLOSE ALLIES: roy, cecilia, gwendolyn

DINING HALL PREFERENCES

LIKES. saghert and cream, fish and bean soup, vegetable pasta salad, onion gratin soup, sweet and salty whitefish, sweet bun trio, garreg mach meat pie, cheesy verona stew, peach sorbet, gautier cheese gratin, vegetable stir-fry, daphnel stew, sauteed pheasant and eggs, scrambled eggs with vegetables, bourgeois pike, super spicy-fish dango DISLIKES. beast meat teppanyaki, small fish skewers, sauteed jerky, fruit and herring tart, fisherman’s bounty, fish sandwich, pickled rabbit skewers, two-fish saute, gronder meat skewers, cabbage and herring stew, fried crayfish, deirdriu-styled fried pheasant, country style red turnip plate, grilled herring, spicy fish and turnip stew, pheasant roast with berry sauce, pickled seafood and vegetables

DINING HALL NOTES

FAVORITE DISH.   ❂

"How did you know? This makes the meal that much better."

LEAST FAVORITE DISH.   ❂

"...Would you be opposed to having my portion? I think I may grab something else from the dining hall…"

WITH ROY.   ❂

“Hehe, this is just like… back home. Do you miss the food from Lycia, Roy?”

WITH HECTOR.   ❂

“Getting to eat with you like this is… well it’s something I will be sure to treasure.”

TEAM TIME GUIDE

FAVORITE TEA. southern fruit blend, honeyed-fruit blend CONVERSATION TOPICS. favorite sweets / tell me about yourself / the library’s collection / classes you might enjoy / books you’ve read recently / a word of advice / strange fish in the pond / the view from the bridge / hopes for your future / monastery mysteries / a place you’d like to visit / overcoming weaknesses / reliable allies / exploring the monastery / things you find romantic / thanks for everything / heroes’ relics / the existence of crests / gifts you’d like to receive / cats / someone you look up to / your ambitions / potential training partners / first crushes / school days / magical innovations / fhirdiad’s school of sorcery / past leaders of fódlan

TEA TIME QUOTES

GREETING.   ❂  

(1) "I wasn’t expecting this but thank you for the invite." (2) “One of the classes they teach back home for young ladies is dining etiquette. I trust this will not be nearly as strict though.”

FAVORITE TEA.   ❂  

“I don’t drink tea often, but I really enjoy this blend.”

FIVE STAR TEA.   ❂

“O-Oh. I hope you didn’t break the pouch for this, but I appreciate it.”

BEING OBSERVED.   ❂

(1) "Um… is something the matter? Do I have something on my face?" (2) “This hat? I had it custom made, it keeps my hair out of my face. I used to wear a headband when I was younger that served the same function.”

QUIPS.  ❂

"It needs more sugar…" “(Laughter)” “Ah! It’s still hot…”  “Mm.. tasty.” “Hm?”   “I agree.” “You think so?”

ENDING.   ❂

"That was fun, I hope we can do this again in the future."

INTRODUCING OWN TOPIC.   ❂

(1) I think you would like Ostia, once it is a little more recovered of course. I could show you around my favorite places! ANSWER: Nod, Agree (2) I know I am young, but I cannot help but sigh at some things… That feeling of helplessness, I never want to feel that way again, which is why I must work to get stronger, more sure of myself… ANSWER: Nod, Commend (3) I have an interest in exploring dark magic. Why? Well… I think it has a negative stigma around it, truly. And I think we shouldn’t rule it as… completely bad. ANSWER: Sip tea, Chat. (4) In my free time, I actually enjoy activities such as board games, maybe you could join me sometime? ANSWER: Laugh, Nod. (5) What do you think of spies? Ones that work under castle orders sound strange, right? That’s what my father uses and they are quite helpful in finding information. Plus, they are quite a lively and kind group. ANSWER: Sip tea, Chat. (6) I enjoy the summertime, basking in the sun makes me feel stronger, more energized. Embarrassing as it is to admit though, I do get burnt easily…  ANSWER: Laugh, Sip tea. (7) Crests… Hm. The idea is interesting, I’m more interested in the history behind it. The only comparable thing we have are the Eight Legends and the legendary weapons. Maybe I’ll be able to find a book to lend out to you. Answer: Nod, Sip tea. (8) I must study and learn all that I can before returning to Ostia. That includes making new friends. Having international connections will be beneficial to my role, don’t you think? I didn’t have many friends my age growing up. ANSWER: Sigh, Agree. (9) Do you know of Roy or my father? They have something of a reputation built up for themselves, a name in history. Do you think that I might be able to do the same? Will I be able to carve my own path and create a future with as little suffering as possible? Hm… I wonder how lofty that is, but I want to believe it is possible. ANSWER: Nod, Commend, Chat.

MISCELLANEOUS DIALOGUE.

GIFT GUIDE

FAVORITE GIFTS. the history of fódlan, monarch studies book, book of crest designs, expensive accessories, letters and poems

LIKED GIFTS. tasty baked treat, owl feather, sunflower, board/card games

DISLIKED GIFTS. fishing float, training weight, coffee beans

GIFT QUOTES

DISLIKED GIFT.   ❂

"Well… it’s the thought that counts."

LIKED GIFT.   ❂

"Oh, for me? Thank you."

FAVORITE GIFT.   ❂

“Wow! Are.. are you sure? Well, thank you, I shall repay you in kind.”

LOST ITEMS

HISTORY OF MAGIC IN FÓDLAN. A well worn book rented out from the library and notes sticking out between the pages. It probably belongs to someone who is interested in history. Location found: Pond

LEATHERBOUND JOURNAL. Pages filled with poems, doodles, and someone’s name written over and over. (Just don’t let the owner know you’ve looked through it.) Location found: Black Eagle classroom

BRACELET. An expensive-looking piece of jewelry with engraving on the inside. It probably belongs to someone who is from a foreign country. Location found: Training grounds

LOST ITEM QUOTES

OWNER.   ❂

“This is… Where did you… You have my thanks.”

NOT OWNER.   ❂

"That doesn’t belong to me, but did you try asking…"

BATTLE QUOTES

MOCK BATTLE RETREAT.   ❂  

“So there is much left to learn…”  ( Byleth specific ) "Thank you for this opportunity, Professor. I will use it to grow."

FIRST KILL.   ❂

"I… am sorry. I hope you find peace."

MONASTERY QUOTES

CHOIR PRACTICE.   ❂  

"I do enjoy singing a great deal. H-Huh? You want to listen? If you insist…"

COOKING.   ❂  

"I am… not the most familiar with the kitchen, but I will try to help in any way I can.”

TUTORING

INSTRUCT

BAD.   ❂

"Why can’t I get this right…" Critique: Thank you, I shall take this into consideration. Console: I appreciate your words but let me try again.

GREAT.   ❂

"I think I’m starting to get the hang of it." “Practice makes better.”

PERFECT.   ❂

"Did you see that? Hard work is starting to pay off." PRAISE. "Oh, that’s not necessary, but thank you, nonetheless."

TASKS

STABLE DUTY. ❂

“You know, I have a pony at home. I wonder how he’s doing…”

WEEDING.   ❂  

"So I see… Even small tasks like this benefit the community, the plant community that is."

SKY WATCH.   ❂

“Are you certain I cannot just watch from down here…?”

CERTIFICATION EXAMS

FAILED.   ❂

"And after I studied so hard for this… What a disappointment."

PASSED.   ❂

"Phew. That’s a weight off my shoulders. What next?"

UPDATE GOALS

REASON.   ❂  

“Anima, or Reason, is my specialty. Even so, I think I still have a ways to go, there are so many uncovered mysteries of magic, wouldn’t you agree?”

AXE.   ❂  

“My father and uncle were both great axe users. I cannot help but feel it must run in the family… for everyone except me. So that is why I must work to grow. I know it will be long and difficult, but I am willing to put forth my best effort, for them, my people, and myself.”

LEVEL UP

0 TO 2 STATS UP.  ❂  

“I could do better.”

3 TO 4 STATS UP.  ❂  

“I must keep going.”

5 STATS UP.  ❂  

“This is starting to get me fired up, I’m ready for what’s next.”

6 STATS UP.  ❂  

“With this, I can help everyone!”

UPON REACHING LEVEL 99.  ❂  

“I thought I was alone at one point, but with my friends’ and allies' support, I couldn’t have gotten this far. I must use this newfound strength for peace.”

BUDDING TALENT.  ❂ 

“I can feel myself growing stronger in a different way.”

NEW SKILL.  ❂ 

“I’m sure this will have plenty of use in the future.”

RECLASSING.  ❂  

(1) “This is only the beginning.” (2) “I am one step closer to achieving my goals.” (3) “I will use this to be more helpful to everyone.”

BATTLE QUOTES

WHEN SELECTED

FULL/HIGH HP.  ❂  

“I’ll break through.”  

MEDIUM HP.  ❂  

“It’s as you say.”

LOW HP.  ❂  

“Let’s… give it our all, to the very end.”

ENEMY DEALS 1 OR NO DAMAGE OR MISSES.  ❂  

“I must stay alert.”

CRITICAL ATTACK.  ❂  

“I mustn’t fail!” “This is the end!” “The power of flame!” “I’ll reduce you to ashes!” “I call upon the red fire!”

GAMBIT.  ❂  

“With your support, let us end this now!”

GAMBIT BOOST.  ❂  

“I will help!”

DEFEATED ENEMY.  ❂  

“I’m sorry, there was no choice.” “It is done now.” “May the Saint guide you on your way out.”

ALLY DEFEATS ENEMY.  ❂  

“I should learn from you.” “I should try my hardest too.” “You are quite impressive.”

ALLY HEALS/RALLIES.  ❂  

“Thank you.” “I hope I will put this to use.” “My sincerest gratitude.”

DEFEAT QUOTE

CASUAL.  ❂  

“I’m sorry, I’m of no use to you like this.”

CLASSIC.  ❂  

"So… this is the end for me. Father… wait for me."

THE ADVICE BOX

"My book pile is starting to stack unreasonably high. I wonder if I’ll be able to read everything. What should I do?"

>Stop buying books. >Set up goals to read through your current list. (Correct answer) >Read multiple books at a time.