#D34.txt

[d34dbvn]

Y'all can say whatever ngl I wasn't much of a billdip shipper myself anyways...

But I'm enjoying the hell out of the g0re and ab*se from TBOB, I love Billford not because it's "toxic yaoi uwu" like most of the fandom

EVERYONE OPEN YOUR EYES THEY'RE LITERALLY DEAD DOVE MATERIAL ❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹

You cannot convince me this isn’t what happened.

[d34dbvn]

Oof I'm late but whatever, for me it'd be Bipper, Bill could definitely do a lot through possession and seeing as to how Ford didn't immediately check the kids' eyes when he first came through the portal... Yeah he would easily play as a regular kid and be as obsessive with Ford as much as he wanted to too bc Dipper was already obsessed with the journals and the author in the first place so he'd have a freeway to opening the portal, bro just had to play it cool and be patient but alas he was desperate and even revealed himself to Mabel in the Sock Opera episode.

2nd place would have to be Scissor Dipper let's be real you'd also be scared of a 10 year old with a weapon. Fr though if Mabel hadn't come in as early as she did to stop Gideon he'd probably go ham on Dipper x_X

3rd maybe Blind Eye Society bc it's disturbing enough to lose your memory nevermind the brain damage it could do, but it's just that.

4th would be Zombie Mabel bc it's more sibling angst for me than anything else.

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