#if evil why fluffy

[gatorgrumbles]

I love the big demon kitty so much. Idc I’d let him eat my soul or whatever

[what-have-i-unleashed]

mtt(poly) headcanon #2

out of the three, killer is the most online person. he has so many accounts for many multiverse social media platforms. his timeline is cat photos and videos, interspersed with the most random homicidal vague-posting.

killer has been banned so many times because some users realized he's a wanted terrorist and reported his accounts. but he just creates a new one and jumps back into the chaos because he's a gossip-hungry teenage girl in spirit.

dust thinks social media is a waste of time. his phone is a brick with only call and message options. he's an luddite old man like that. he's the one unironically asking "what's ligma".

would it be super funny if killer recruits horror to the group through social media lmao? horror and his brother are living in another more peaceful universe (courtesy of core frisk). horror uses some social media. one day he decides to try dating apps so he downloads one. he's really digging this cute-looking sans, a bit plain-looking but his profile is a riot. they chat for a while and decide to meet somewhere nice. turns out it's killer catfishing as dust to stave his boredom (he also does this to lure people in then kills them for fun). fortunately, horror is funny and charismatic and a bit insane, so killer says "hey wanna join me and boytoy" and the rest is history.

[beanghostprincess]

sanji having the most obvious crush on usopp because his nose won't stop bleeding whenever he sees him being hot and the smoke of his cigarettes literally turns into hearts all the time... but usopp always, always thinks it's because of nami or robin because he's always with them and he just assumes sanji doesn't like him back. and if it happens when they aren't around he just thinks "oh, well, sanji might be thinking about the girls again instead of me".

and meanwhile, sanji is having the hardest time of his life trying to hide that he's head over heels for the sniper. he's sure usopp knows because he would have to be extremely dumb to not realize, and sanji knows that the guy he's in love with is pretty fucking smart, so...

but he forgets that usopp is also pretty fucking stupid. a little detail he ignored.

because one day, usopp is so frustrated and tired of sanji acting like that around him that he confronts him about it. "hey, dude, i know you're like- like this with nami and robin and that's fine because that's just who you are. but could you not do that every time i'm around? it's getting, uh, suffocating?"

and sanji does not understand what he means. "what, like- like what?"

"like this! the way you're drooling over them all the time. the yelling. the bleeding. the smoke thing that- how- how the fuck do you do that anyway?"

"happens naturally. i think my heart is connected to my lungs or some shit at this point."

"oh, okay. cool, just- just don't do that in front of me? because- well, not cool. especially whenever we're alone. if you're not interested in what i have to say, i get it, i'm not a pretty girl like them or- whatever. but i feel a bit left out whenever you keep thinking about them while we speak and-" the sniper refuses to look at him, wanting to the get out of the kitchen as quickly as he can. he notices he's about to cry. "sometimes you just don't notice what's in front of you and it frustrates the fuck out of me, sanji, so- just don't do that anymore. got it?"

sanji can only nod before usopp turns around and goes away.

perhaps usopp is stupid after all, because he's the one that won't see what's in front of him.

[orange-catsidy]

[lavenderlace16]

Me watching the Star Beast: Awwww 🥰🥰 Beep the Meep is so cute!!!! :)))) Someone please make me a plushie of the Meep please! ❤️❤️ ❤️

Later: Oh god oh shit nevermind

[dreamcrow]

i talk a lot of shit about style and craft and me write good one day but i simply love this stupid fucking transition

[nova-they-exist-yup]

you know your cccc interpretation is 99% angst when you create an au thats literally “what if theres no loop and hmsw get a happily ever after”

[fluffa-mocha-bean]

Smexy ♪⁠(⁠┌⁠・⁠。⁠・⁠)⁠┌

[strixhaven]

they should make a pillow that isn’t so sucks and actually works and is comfortable

[adventures-with-aspen]

Dogblr, how do you go about finding a new vet? I mean, how do you know what questions to ask?

Aspen is still doing the “not eating and then vomiting”. We’re going to fully switch him to the Purina Pro Plan Sensitive Skin & Stomach line, and try to see if we could get him an antacid.

I reached out to our current vet (haven’t heard back yet). But, the last visit we had with them wasn’t great—turns out holistic vets aren’t the type of medicine we’re looking for.

I don’t want my doubts over a vet’s knowledge to prevent him from getting care. I just don’t know what to ask over the phone that will help me find a science-based dr without sounding like a know-it-all owner

[abyssarts]

i never ended up finishing this so fuck it. madoka redesign from last year

[witchcraftingboop]

I have decided to celebrate the new year by going corporate goth for 2023. I've already bought some new shoes, now to hit up the mall next weekend and fill my closet with black/white business clothes and a lint roller or 5

[house-of-mirrors]

See when I first started playing Fallen London I had the running joke of having a character that wanted to hook up with Wines because I thought it was the obvious choice within the fandom given the trance dream and its whole vibe in general

And then I realize It's Me, I'm fandom

[malewifehenrycooldown]

maybe i should take the time to talk about m.a.x like i don't think i've given enough information about this big infected giant-lion sized canine, who fun fact! never used to be lion-sized, they were a regular old stray dog* that was a mini celebrity in raccoon city. local stores would always put out a bowl of water and food for the little guy. <- he was also a border collie-siberian husky mix, but the moment Umbrella got their grubby hands on him he stopped looking like a cute dog and started looking like a tyrant. too bad he's too enthusiastically friendly to be even used as a bio-weapon :P

[unnerving-presence]

Same anon but: would you mind people sharing oc×canon material with you? also love your blog and takes, your understanding of Wesker's character is top notch.

of course not! i don’t mind it at all 🩷 send away (´∀｀ )