#i joke i joke

[agathas-megacoven]

“hope you got the chance to, you know…” jinx really said “hell yes to same-sex marriage fuck no to inter-class ones, your girlfriends a stinky nepo baby and this is a class war ” and that’s too funny to me she’s about to become THEE revolutionary

[always-just-red]

Rafayel imma use these hands to SMACK YOU IF YOU DON’T LET ME PLAY ON THE STUPID MACHINE!!!!

[rennyrose]

i need to snort ur razlos hair like its crack Thats all. happy new 2025

Don’t do that you’ll poke ur eye out

[ataraxixx]

(looking at morro comeback) ok but how does this affect echo zane

[novaknows]

Cat man Cellbit confirmed if not because curiosity kills that loser every time

[not-a-matopoeia]

Questions, how are we feeling about cauliflower ears here? Like, personally, I am going to give Jason one- I know he wears that damn helmet but how much space is actually in that? I feel like the whole face covering, surely there is a bit of room(for his head to smash against the side, plus is there padding like… idk these things). Why am I justifying this. I’ll do what I want. Have a wip

[garpen]

Hey Duke blink twice if u wanna join in bullying garpen we can help (love ya really ❤️)

Duke: *blinks*

Garpen: And suddenly Duke is no longer a series regular in my AU! Don't worry though, I'm sure you'll see him on holiday specials

[knightsgaydiant]

me: it’s great that shallan has hoid in her life, he’s like the older brother she never had

shallan’s four actual older brothers: exCUSE me????

me: y’all don’t count

[toastydoll]

I wonder if skullebrity dragon queen rupaul will address the freaky fracking

[oifaaa]

Who do you think is Bruce’s least favorite child? How does he show his favoritism?

Oh Jason is definitely the least favourite I mean is there really a competition there I'm not really sure how he shows his favouritism maybe by not modifying the kids he likes emotions

[pinkdanko]

if i was bob dylan i would’ve stayed real quiet after joan dropped this

[prcttyinpcnk]

Nervous fingers gently drum against the counter as she stares at the door to the pizza shop with a sense of unease and impatience. Today was the day. The day Harper and Peppino met. Something she agreed to.

Now despite Phiona painting herself a soldier of love and justice, she's still, at the end of the day, a teenage girl. And, teenage girls tend to look at the love of their lives through rose-tinted glasses. So, while she painted a picture that her beloved Harper was perfect in every way and the soul of her soul, her darling adoptive father was... a little less than convinced. She understood why. Her mothers were much the same, being overprotective of their precious baby girl... Even so, if Harper can win over the elusive fire bard and the patron saint of winter itself, then maybe it could go well with Peppino... she hopes.

@prcttyinpcnk > @rcseteaparty > @lultimagoccia

[shimmeringlesbian]

as someone not sexually attracted to leon, I often feel out of place in the resident evil fandom </3

[exilebussy]

You got yourself a big ol'.... bundle... of sticks?

I know what you are Tucker

[xoluvx]

Dia you’re so fucking hot like wtf

Let me eat you out

Like I’m obsessed with you

Like I’m on my knees for you

I would do anything and everything you ask me to do

Like you need a dog I can bark

if you’re not in my inbox like this ..

i don’t want it !!!