#idk where this was going lol

[capinejghafa]

i wish i loved ravka the way this show loved ravka, you know? like between the child soldiers, the terrible treatment of the suli, the way the weaponized the grisha... i’m starting to think im the wrong one for thinking these are bad actually lol

[shitakimooshrooms]

Jane looked down at the sword, bewilderment clear on her face. “You want me to use this?” She asked as she looked at her uncle. He nodded solemnly. “What? Don’t have the guts to swing me around?” The sword spoke. She looked down at it with a glare. “Are you scared that your crush Dana will find out? Or are you still denying you like her?” Jane continued to glare at the blade. “What gives you the right to tell me what I think?” She asked, her annoyance evident in her voice. “It’s quite simple. Once you pick me up, we’re connected. I know your feelings. So stop bitching and use me already, or do you want the world to end?” Jane rolled her eyes but held onto the sword none the less. “Thank you.” She said to her uncle before turning away. “Also, just for the record, his name is Dylan, not Dana. He changed his name.” Jane stated as she sheathed the sword. She got no reply for a while. When she finally took the weapon out of the sheath again the voice returned. “Sorry about misgendering your friend, but you definitely have a crush.” The sword explained. “Does sheathing you shut you up?” Jane asked , already knowing the answer from the brief silence she had had. “Also, I was told you were ruthless in your taunts?” Jane asked. “I usually am, but you’re young, it will get worse, trust me.” Jane sighed as she walked down the trail. “Well, at least I won’t be alone.”

"Double Edge" Is a legendary unique sword that is available for a handful of copper. It is the sharpest and strongest weapon in existence. It also talks, and roasts the living hell out of its owner constantly, pulling no punches. Write a story of one of its many, many owners.

[emberglowfox]

birds of a feather

[what-am-i-doing-in-this-fandom]

Yeah, I don't know about you, Fidds, but I'd fold at this 🙏

Previous!!

Next!!

First!!

[crocodiller]

Sure you can just toss a healing potion next to someone and they automatically absorb it by standing in it, but what if it didn't work that way. I feel Gale would rather wait for proper healing.

[zaahvi]

GLORY TO THE RISEN GODS

[peachiiwren]

had to draw them as that one meme going around on twitter

Original:

[isaacz]

[rystiel]

that annoying moment when getting left for dead in the trunk of a car in your 20s comes back to haunt you 40 years later (take a shot every time ford says “stanley”)

[bunnieswithknives]

Wow Dale I didn't know you liked entomology! 💕

[veveisveryuncool]

don't cry, starlight, it's just a dream...

kirbtober day 01: dream

[turtleblogatlast]

AU where Leo is trapped in the Prison Dimension for months instead of minutes and the only way he gets by with his sanity intact is through recording himself talking to his wrist comm.

When they finally manage to get Leo back and make him rest up to heal, Donnie can’t help but listen to the recordings left behind.

He’s not sure what exactly he’s expecting, only that his subconscious is screaming at him that it has to be heartbreaking, that it has to be torturous.

Instead, what Donnie is subject to is a full thousand hours’ worth of Jupiter Jim and Lou Jitsu crossover fanfiction. More than one part in the series. Spanning well over a million words.

(The worst part is that it’s actually good.)

[adhdandcomics]

whoever needs to hear this: if you got a disability, if you don’t know if you have something, if you ever think “it’s not that bad” if you have a thing about guilt, if you’re ill, Anything: listen. it is okay to throw things away.

you can throw it away. if it sucks and it stresses you the fuck out, if you just “need the right time to fix it” for the past 3 months. or years. if you loved it once upon a time but it makes you feel kinda weird and guilty now. if it’s a jacket youve reaaaally been meaning to mend and then donate. a jar of sauce that “all you have to do” is clean out to recycle but it’s been a week and now there’s a small colony growing in it. slowly shredding to bits fabric scraps you plan to use to fix something. busted picture frame. cracked mug. old shoes. extra box. an entire pack of granola bars that you hate so much but don’t want to waste.

life is already so goddamn difficult for us. i know you still care about recycling and the environment and sustainability. but it’s okay, i promise. sometimes you have to take care of your space. sometimes you have to cut your losses so you can actually have energy to recycle the next thing. get rid of the old shirt before it turns into a tornado pile of guilt under the bed. you’re not a bad person. you can throw this one away.

[mitcheechee]

FINE ill say it. I Like Women. sue me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[theusernameiwantisntavailable]

Returning to my roots, just a quick soft doodle :)

[candyje11yfish]

wip💖