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Please enjoy this cute sapphic comic about accidentally adopting a werewolf from the pound based on this post. (Except I made it gay.) Meet Sabine and Jazz as they fall in loooove.

If you enjoyed please consider donating to my Kofi! Comics are a labor of love and tips really really help me out while I'm in school!

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Part 1 | Part 2

Please enjoy this cute sapphic comic about accidentally adopting a werewolf from the pound based on this post. (Except I made it gay.) Meet Sabine and Jazz as they fall in loooove.

If you enjoyed please consider donating to my Kofi! Comics are a labor of love and tips really really help me out while I'm in school!

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RB for the largest sample size this site has ever seen. it's time to put an end to this.

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Harrowhark Nonagesimus

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Shit I’ve learned about Disco Elysium without having played Disco Elysium:

You play the most disgusting pathetic being ever to exist.

Your partner is a more run-of-the-mill pathetic loser man and he is so excited to have someone around who sucks more than him.

There is a small child named Cuomo who does barbituates and know the exact slur to use to kill you instantly.

It will literally kill you because all damage in this game is potentially lethal, and most of it is from either getting your feelings hurt or staring at a lightbulb for too long.

Instead of boring shit like “Strength” or “Wisdom” your stats are like “Cartesian Dualism” and “Ability to Top”. They also talk to you.

Its about a police investigation

Its about communism

Its about gay sex

With a corpse?

It takes place like 30 years after Pathologic

It takes place in a rich and absolutely bizarre world the creators painstakingly sculpted over a decade. Most of it has no relevance to the plot and the rights now belong to a shitty game studio.

I should pirate it.

I should really play it.

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An ancient evil condensed into a 4’9 boney menace

Update: I gave her a Griddle

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i will say one of the best bits in she-ra was scorpia having all this plot-relevant information solely because she went to force captain orientation and catra didn't

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straight women need to start fetishising sapphic women so there can be more femslash fan fiction. we gotta outsource and get more writers on board. I want it to get to the point where two women cant be on screen together without having a 80k space opera fic written about them. I want show runners to be scared of cancelling sapphic shows because legions and legions of fans will come after them. dont tell me my priorities are wrong.

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"how does judaism exist in this fantasy world" dont overthink it. let me do the overthinking

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Since I crucified her and then impaled her heart in the last drawings she gets to hug Harrow as a little treat

Also I needed it coz I was this close to cry again while thinking about the second book. And I didn’t want to explain to my little brother why his sister was weeping at midnight.🤡🤡

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I feel like the recent crop of posts that go like "yall claim to want morally gray female characters but couldn't even handle (cartoon character)" are funny but like. I'm going to be honest I feel like the people making posts about how they want a girl version of AM from I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream and the people who make callouts for someone enjoying pearl from steven universe are probably different people. probably not the same person holding both those opinions

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5784 is approaching

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I went to Mad At You Island and there was this really old mean communist guy there with a really old gun, also some weird fucking bug, yeah

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