#idk what possessed me to make me make this post

[my-mom-named-me-duck]

i fucking love waddle doo

hes such a handsome little fellow

he looks very polite

[pineappical]

hugs! no idea why i decided to color this. it took WAY too long to do 😵

[th3tism]

Hiii~ how ya doin? Can i humbly request mercs with a SO tgat accidently gives tzem aphrodisiac chocolate pretty please??😏😏

Sir yes sir 🫡 (or ma'am, idk ❤️)

Also I'm doing rlly good. Just rlly tired 💀

Mercs: scout, medic, soldier

Merc with aphrodisiac chocolates!!! (Kinda nsfw)

Scout:

The man's already horny. This just kinda fueled the fire

"hey babe, what're these chocolates called?"

"... Jeremy... Those are aphrodisiacs..."

"... Aphro huh?"

He's just gonna be following you around like a lost dog

Making sexual comments, hinting at sex a lot. He's not subtle about it

Soldier:

He's just gonna fuck you

He doesn't give a fuck

"oh noo I can't control myself"

"Soldier, you took one bite of a single piece of chocolate..."

This is what I'm referencing btw

He's either gonna pull you away or fuck you right then and there

Or if he's not gonna fuck you, he's just gonna cling onto you and rub his bulge on your ass to hunt at what he wants

Medic:

He knows how to deal with aphrodisiac, but he'll humor you

"Wow, these are wunderbar!"

"oh um... Baby those are aphrodisiacs..."

"oh I know, don't worry. We'll deal with that later <3"

And then he just continues munching on them

Cut to y'all having obnoxiously loud sex on his operating table

[thereweredragonshere]

I skip all Hiccstrid scenes in Rtte because buffstrid is not canon💔

[natdrinkstea]

the beauty of being alive

A Boy Called June Pt. 1, ADJY // @stuckinapril // Anna-Laura // The Raven Boys, Maggie Stiefvater // @inkskinned // Hieroglyphs, The Oh Hellos // San Giorgio Maggiore at Dusk, Claude Monet // Episode 29: Fall Apart, Back Again Back Again

[bloodiedbouquet]

[2plolohs]

I just made a bunch of text posts but this one to me is so fucking funny I needed her to have a solo post

[vegaseatsass]

You know, these past two episodes I was thinking to myself, Su Yin is almost perfect in every way, simply the ideal devoted, protective, loyal, dedicated sworn brother, call him Da-ge indeed!!!, but my one piece of constructive criticism is that he needs to learn how to give real hugs - he does a lot of manful shoulder clasping, but Xiaobao is a shivering chihuahua desperately in need of cuddles and body heat, you gotta HUG THAT BOY - but now I see that Su Yin's hugs are simply reserved for his horrible little gremlin of an imperial cousinwife.

[ssssssstarnnnights]

||WARNING FOR HALF NAKED PEOPLE AND IMPLIED SAY GEX 💀|| That one meme or something idk

[jalo-parker]

I don't know what's got its teeth in me but I'm about to bite back in anger

Inspired by a part in the song Take Me Back to Eden by Sleep Token (the part of the song is the caption btw)

[beloved-daydreams]

Please leave Fs in the chat for Tatterfell who has to clean the royal chambers every morning after the High King and High Queen have danced the "horizontal tango" all night.

Imagine her laughing under her breath everytime she hears idiots throw around rumors that Jude and Cardan are plotting to kill eachother while she has to literally clean their bed sheets every week.

Tatterfell is a real one, okay? Like she KNOWS that if one day, either one of these dumbfucks dies it wouldn't be because it was a plotted murder but because they were going at it way too hard, way more than necessary like CHILL- 💀

[kerosene-spill]

Heyyyy here have a double sided Luna/Nightmare moon bookmark💋

And uh no im not dead

I’m having a rlly bad art crisis rn so that’s why I’ve been dead silent on here💀💀 but hopefully I’ll get back to posting soon

[maginpui]

Living the Beika High

Fandom: Detective Conan

Rating:  Teen 

Words: 2281 

Tags: Au, crack, implied drug use (ish?), apotoxin mention, black organization mention, murder mention, beika city housing prices, should i tag emus and australia, no beta we die like every filler episode victim killed by his ex-girlfriend

Relationships:   Edogawa Conan/ Kudo Shinichi & Kuroba Kaito , Haibara Ai/Miyano Shiho & Kuroba Kaito

Characters:  Edogawa Conan, Kuroba Kaito & Haibara Ai.

Summary:   Crack fic/ Au- where Kuroba Kaito gets poisoned by the apotoxin.

It has been two years since Shinichi Kudo and Miyano Shiho got poisoned by the Apotoxin.

For Kuroba Kaito it’s only been three weeks since he’d been thrown into the life of nine year old ‘Edogawa Akechi’, Edogawa’s Conan’s twin brother. And while his new life has been kind of wild, he believed that he was starting to get the hang of it all...

Links: link

[bluebudgie]

Person who hasn't produced lines on paper in years creates school class level doodles & accepts their flawed nature as part of life.

[gibberishquestion]

hey. don’t cry. 76 trombones led the big parade. with 110 cornets close at hand. ok?

[the-kestrels-feather]

Ngl I'm kinda bummed they didn't keep the fact that Tom gets kind of outwitted by Gatsby and that's how he ends up driving everyone but Daisy in the musical. It's a good character moment, and also I just love any moment that makes Tom Buchanan look like the dumbass he is

Also like. Tom already knows or is close to figuring out that Gatsby and Daisy have something going on, closer even than he was to figuring it out by the same point in the book based on the OBC recording, so like. Why is Tom, Mr. Old Money, Polo playing, massive jackass extraordinaire who already dislikes Gatsby because of his new money status and because he thinks might have something going on with his wife just like "sure. Yeah. Whatever." When Daisy suggests that she ride with Gatsby?