#verse. They do make me sad. and it interests me and makes me wanna punch walls
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I just made a bunch of text posts but this one to me is so fucking funny I needed her to have a solo post
#she’ll still be in the big boy tho#homestuck#this scene was crazy and I’m still not entirely sure if it was real or not? but I think that was also a whole concept of what was happening#atm#yabbadabbadoobopdoobop#.yamma gamma goo bop#.yamma da gamma ya dabba doo bop#ahem#jake english#txt post#homestuck textposts#jane crocker#jane homestuck#jake homestuck#is there a name for possessed Jane Crocker#like#batterwitch Jane#idk nothings coming up man#I’m tagging this w their ship name. assuming everybody who is talking ab them as a ship is contemplating the events of the beyond canon univ#verse. They do make me sad. and it interests me and makes me wanna punch walls#so#janejake#?#Jakejane#hom3stuck#hs
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i’m finally listening to rush! and so this is very much my thoughts as i listen to each track x
OWN MY MIND (first listen) within the first 20 seconds or so of a song, i’ll know if i liked it or not. within like 10, i just started smiling. i love listening to new music for the first time and oh my god. an ENTIRE album!!! this one is fun. it’s catchy, it’s a good starting track. i love the effect on damiano’s voice throughout the song and ethan and vic and thomas are killing it. i’m not a music critic but i love the energy, what a bop
GOSSIP yall i love this one that’s no secret i could have skipped this one during the album listen. did i? gossip fucking SLAPS
TIMEZONE (first listen) right off the bat, the guitar is so pretty and i love it. at first i was a little nervous because having a slower song this early on i the album feels weird, like it’s not quite deserved, but the chorus is good and, i like this a lot more than i thought i was going to tbh. thomas fucking SHREDS during his solo oh my god. i feel like it does sort of just end.. suddenly? i could have listened to another minute of this tbh, but i like it
BLA BLA BLA (first listen) this song is. it’s. i’m. conflicted because i love the instrumentation and love how they slowly introduce them in as the song goes. and i know it’s like... idk, it’s not a serious song clearly, but i’m not super into the lyrics? they’re distracting enough that it takes away from the music, which makes me sad because ethan and victoria and thomas are!!! doing some really cool things!!!! i bet this is such a fun song to play, i can see why some of them said it was their favorite. the “fu-fu-fu-fu-fuck you” parts are good, i like the kind of punky angry vibe. if the whole song was that, it would have been cool but it’s not. idk. not the song for me which is Disappointing. maybe it will grow on me with repeat listens but i don’t,,, want to keep listening sksks
BABY SAID (first listen) obsessed. right off the bat. i don’t know what it’s called, but that little guitar trill/several notes thomas keeps repeating?? it’s so good, it’s so catchy. i don’t have much to say, i just really like this one and keep dancing at my desk while i listen so that’s a seal of approval. god. i kind of want to get “baby said” tattooed on me just because i think it would be cute and this song is just. good. it’s so good.
GASOLINE i know including this on the album was controversial and i still don’t know how i feel about it honestly. this is one i’ve listened to a few times, because i was Hooked to the little snippet they first released and just.... vic on the bass is especially good, like it sounds filthy and i fucking love it. i’m very envious of everyone who heard this live because i bet it’s a song you can feel reverberate in your chest and that last pure instrumental section is so GOOD. UGH. this is one of the songs i box to, it’s a good song to listen to when punching something repeatedly. idk. i wish they didn’t release it with the album, but i’m glad i get to listen to it. does that make me a terrible person sksks
FEEL (first listen) the song started and i visibly sat up straighter in my seat. i like this one a lot, it’s a lot of fun. the only thing is that, and no offense to anyone who absolutely loves this song, but it sort of just... blends in with the others? which i guess you want in an album, and this is my first listen, but i can see myself. forgetting that this song exists dkjslkf like it’s good!! but it doesn’t stand out to me like some of the others did. definitely a bop though
DON’T WANNA SLEEP (first listen) i really love this one. it grooves, it’s fast paced, i like the flow of the verses- it’s interesting?? idk, i actually played this one twice because i thought there was so much going on instrumentally and with damiano’s vocal choices that i wanted to hear it again. can yall imagine bopping to this at one of their shows?? i love it.
KOOL KIDS (first listen) i know there was a couple of videos of this song being played live that were floating around, but i super didn’t watch them. oops. anyways, this is the song i wish bla bla bla was tbh like. damiano’s english (?) accent is kind of terrible but it works!! this song feels very old english punk (probably because of the accent huh) and idk, it’s fun, it’s a little grimey, it’s different in a good way
IF NOT FOR YOU (first listen) i’m not really a ballad person. very rarely do i want to listen to a slower song tbh but i really like this one. thomas is absolutely killing it this album. and holy shit, when the strings come in at around a minute and a half?? i’m a sucker for strings, they are my fave. this song is beautiful and i like how it’s short and succinct.
READ YOUR DIARY (first listen) yeah this is a bop. i saved this one to my spotify likes within 10 seconds tbh sksks i was bopping so hard i almost missed how fucking. horny this song is. i love it, i can’t wait to obsessively listen to this. no other thoughts, just a good song
MARK CHAPMAN (second listen) okay not gonna lie, i heard people say this was the best song on the album and maybe ever so i did listen to this the day this album came out. and yall aren’t wrong. i remember being so SHOCKED that this was italian but ever so delighted. very sad we had to wait this long into the album for italian but like. fuck. fuck yall. this song is so good. it’s catchy, it’s energetic, i’ve really liked this album so far but this feels... like maneskin. like oh, there they are, hello, welcome back home, thank you for gracing us with the songs we expect to hear from you WLDKFJSLKJSLGK yeah this is a fast favorite. you can feel that damiano is more comfortable singing and writing in italian, i think. top fucking tier song.
LA FINE GOD. i fucking love this. i still stand by the fact that it’s zitti e buoni meets the jesus christ superstar overture In The Best Way Possible. two rocking italian songs back to back is so good and i almost wish they split them up throughout the album because these are clearly the shining stars here. like listening to this song i’m like ah yes, the band i fell in love with. beautiful. keep this up forever and ever please and thank you
IL DONO DELLA VITA (first listen) happy to hear another italian song. it’s only. okay. which feels sacrilegious maybe? there are parts i’m indifferent towards, there are parts i really like. once or twice throughout the song when damiano held a long note, i thought he was going to dive into la paura del buio which made me laugh sks. it’s good and i like it, but i don’t think i’m going to listen to it a lot? it’s just not my flavor, i’m afraid
MAMMAMIA it’s mammamia. we love it. what else is there to say
SUPERMODEL i still....... really like supermodel sdksjhdkfsjhf i don’t care much for the lyrics, but i think the guitar is incredible. like the music is the reason i listen to this one. did yall know i still haven’t seen the music video?? maybe one day. not today tho <3
THE LONELIEST eh. i’m fairly neutral on this one. they sound good, i can recognize that it’s a good song, but it’s not my cup of tea. i could take it or leave it. i get why you’d want an album to end on a slower song but idk. this song ended, and therefore so did the album, and i was just sitting here like “oh. that’s it. wait, that’s it?”
CONCLUSION
13/17 songs saved to spotify. i’m a little surprised by how much i liked it?? i think teatro d’ira vol 1 is still my fave album, but this was a fun listen to!! which like.. idk. the album is really fun, there’s a lot of songs you can dance and bop to which are my fave, but even the slower/more emotional songs on this one felt like they were missing some of the emotional depth we’ve seen before??? idk. it’s a good time and i can’t wait to become more familiar with the songs <3
#emily.txt#making touch me region exclusive and NOT putting it on spotify.... that's a hate crime. against me personally
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Water, Earth, Fire, Air! HAHAA and if you see fit: shadows and clouds :) — @milkstore
Thank yoooouuuu for the ask! I had too much fun rambling aughhhh!!!
Water: How did you start writing?
I started right after I discovered fanfiction in sixth grade. I was so enamored that I immediately started on a Bleach fanfiction with a Mary Sue OC. SO EMBARRASSING. Even more embarrassing is that a few weeks ago, someone actually FAVORITED that story on FF.net. LIKE???? It wasn't even a good story. How did someone find it from more than a decade ago!!!
Earth: What do you think is the foundation of your WIP?
Idk if I'm answering this question correctly, but whenever I start a story, it's always centered around a specific something I want to achieve. It could be a vibe, emotion, specific scene, specific message, goal, etc. Like with Sharing a Drink They Call Loneliness, my goal was introducing to Zhongli the thought that a life forgotten is not necessarily a life wasted. In What Destiny Has Brought, it takes place after the Summertime Odyssey event where she accepted who she was as Fischl. What I wanted was for her to also accept herself as Amy. Once I figure out what I want to achieve, I then plot the events that will get me to that point.
Fire: What’s a scene that you are dying to write?
I've been sitting on this idea for months, but in the bookkeeping!verse, I want the subject of Morax's Statue of Seven to be addressed between reader and Zhongli. I have it half-written, but I've hyped it up so much in my mind that I just can't accept what I've written so far! It's not funny enough! It's not punch-in-your-face enough!!!! I want to humiliate that man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The sad thing is that it's shorter than an actual fic, but the execution is still killing meeee… Here's a snippet tho if u wanna read….. >//3//>
Air: What’s the easiest part of writing for you?
I want to say that there's no easy part of writing for me. When I'm in the mode to write, everything flows like water. It's so easy. Everything works out well. But the moment I hit a roadblock, suddenly my pipes get clogged and then nothing flows for a few months. Nothing sounds good. Nothing works. But… If I had to say one thing, it'd probably be dialogue. There are certain characters I absolutely cannot write for (e.g. Kaeya), but for most characters, it's easy for me to hear them saying lines in my head. I just have to tweak what they say for everything to sound in character.
Shadows: What’s the darkest theme you’ve ever written about?
I will be completely honest. While I love reading dark themes, I'm terrible at writing them. The closest I come to is my interest in writing toxic complex relationships. Contrary to what my rules imply, I love writing about mentally ill people. Not the "uwuwuwu i'm so depressed :'((((( i hate myself" sadboy mentally ill. But the mentally ill that makes you yell, makes you distrustful, makes you unheathily possessive, makes you emotionally abusive, etc. The mentally ill that makes you absolutely reject the idea that you're deserving of love. I enjoy writing people in that state and the effects it has on the people around them.
Of course, I don't enjoy writing those things because I find them amusing or condone such behaviors. It's easy to put toxic and abusive people in a certain category as unreedemable. Scum of the earth. Deserving of eternal hellfire. But when you're close to that toxic abusive person, you realize it's not as clean cut as outsiders make it out to be. You can't just villify them and be done with it. Maybe writing about those things helps me come to terms with my own childhood, idk. It's just a field I enjoy exploring.
Clouds: How clearly do you picture a scene before you start writing it down?
NOT VERY MUCH AT ALL HAHA. Like I mentioned before, I usually have a goal. Then I make a very fuzzy mental list on how to get there, then I'll just start writing. But that's the rub, isn't it? Because I don't fully picture and plan things out in advance, sometimes unforeseen things pop up which cause roadblocks. Like for a Yae story I'm writing, I had one goal in mind and somehow that multiplied into four goals? Which are far too many. So now I'm at a loss on how to continue aughhh…
But thank you so much for sending this ask! I had fun answering!!! :D
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Henny ranks Eurovision 2021: third and final edition, after the show
we waited two years... and just like that, it was over. but what a YEAR! there really aren’t many songs in here that i actively don’t like, i can see some appeal in pretty much all of them. alas, if i have to rank them, this is where they end up:
1. italy. (+10) yes, i too got on board the italy hype train in the end. and yes, i too wanna sleep with the whole band, all at once if possible. this is just oozing sex appeal both in melody, riffs, lyrics and of course, their look and charisma. and i’m HERE for it. what’s so interesting with italy is that, when they won sanremo i felt like yeah this is a decent song and it will probably get a decent placing but it won’t win, because that’s usually the case with italy you know, and i’m fine with that! and then... it’s like with love, isn’t it. it happens when you stop expecting, stop looking for it.
2. switzerland (+1) the staging for this was not what i expected but i was absolutely on board. and gjon is flawless. the song, his voice, everything about this is perfect.
3. malta (-2) i lowkey wish destiny had kept the dress she had in the first rehersal. this was everything i wish toy was, in a way.
4. iceland (+3) like i said in my first post, daði really knows how to make a beat. this became one of my most streamed songs this season, but the performance was ace as well, even if i’m not sure about the sweater/nerd aesthetic. although at the same time, i can’t really imagine what it should have been instead?
5. ukraine (+13) probably the biggest grower for me this year! i adore it. it feels like a trip, a punch in the gut, it tur11ns your world around. oh, i love it so much.
6. lithuania (+3) the most solid song of the season. i just didn’t grow tired of it, and it’s been out since what, january?
7. russia (-1) she’s just. a queen. an icon. i love her.
8. norway (-3) this song and this man just makes me soft. i feel for him so much.
9. sweden (-7) oh tusse deserved so much better!! i get why we didn’t score that well in this year so i’m not mad but, in statistics, this place is equal to robin stjernberg in 2013 and that’s just.... WRONG. robin wasn’t even the winner of the televote in melfest that year. and tusse won EVERY age category this year. we love him! he deserved better.
10. france (+5) i’m still not best friends with this song but i, too, can see the appeal of this, i can see why it’s good, it’s just not for me.
11. bulgaria (-3) beautiful... but a bit boring after a while, no?
12. san marino (-8) yeah it’s senhit’s vocals that sinks this but I STILL LOVE THE SONG and i stand by that. they deserved so much better.
13. moldova (-3) it lacked live.. but the song still hits
14. cyprus (+14) oh look a grower!! the lyrics still make me cringe but DAMN elena is a good performer. i have to give her that.
15. finland (+10) like i said in my first post i’m glad that people like it and that finland gets to do well, especially considering their results ever since.. softengine? but it’s not for me.
16. netherlands (-3) i still love the vibe of it all. deserved better.
17. serbia (+18) clown nose on. maybe i did enjoy this in the end after all.
18. azerbaijan (+4) it’s a bop but like, a hollow bop? it’s okay.
19. croatia (+2) deserved qualification! i enjoyed it.
20. portugal (+17) the power of staging, folks. hot damn.
21. spain (+1) no this was beautiful actually. even though this is the song i’ve had the hardest time to remember this season.
22. uk (-6) the song is good but james is not a performer and bbc can’t stage for shit. there’s that.
23. greece (+9) so stefania is great live! but the staging was not as cool as they thought it was and i still don’t really like the song.
24. albania (+7) it’s still very albanian 101 but sacha can create magic and angela sings it really well.
25. denmark (+8) maybe i saw some appeal in this after all. it’s cute.
26. germany (-12) in my first post i said uk was like a chewing gum but no, THIS is the chewing gum of the year. and now by the final all flavour was gone and could barely blow a bubble anymore.
27. israel (+7) you can only polish a turd so much i’m afraid.
28. austria (+2) the staging for this was beauuuutiful and i love the chord progression in the melody. but it still gets a bit repetitive.
29. romania (-3) roxen did do everything right but it wasn’t enough in this competition i’m afraid.
30. belgium (-7) i never got around to it, i still like the verses but not the chorus, it’s just.. boring.
31. slovenia (-12) yeah, i let it go. it’s ok but not more.
32. czechia (-15) ohhh this is nooot how you stage something like this. it needed so much more. i’m sad, i still like the studio.
33. australia (-4) it’s just. too weak! verses are nice but the chorus is just not working for me at all.
34. north macedonia (+2) i gotta give him that the performace was quite nice even though the song is corny in the bad way as fuuuuc
35. ireland (-15) oh lesley ): why did you let me down like this
36. georgia (-12) still a great song to rock forth and back in a hammock to. just wanna lie in one and listen to all the sounds of nature when i hear this. but in the competition? it’s a no from me.
37. latvia (-25) yup, this years biggest let down by FAR. and poor samata was off key for the most part. i can’t rank this higher even if i like the song a bit.
38. poland (+1) still cringe as fuck ew but it lowwwwwkey bops so
39. estonia (-1) nope. just no.
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hello, hi ! 👋🏽 i hope this introduction post finds everyone well. ♡ i’m no one new to these parts, but for those of you who don’t know me, you can call me alé. i’m 21+, use he/him pronouns, and i’m the current typist for aria’s main vocalist, nina seo, & now, i’m bringing you all yet another muse. so, without further delay, i’d love to introduce you to brand-new creation of mine called 𝖞𝖔𝖔 𝖗𝖔𝖍𝖆𝖓. he is knight’s main dancer, sub vocalist, and rapper, as well as their currently marketed “sexy” member. outside of his career, he’s honestly just one big douche-bag skater kid that seeks cheap thrills, and who wants to do nothing more than put a smile on your face... even if causes him trouble sometimes. more info about him is below the cut, so please like this to plot ! ♡ tumblr im’s or discord by request.✨
𝖍𝖎𝖘𝖙𝖔𝖗𝖞.
born in seoul, south korea, to a working class, christian family.
mom was a manager at a local restaurant, dad worked at a law firm.
both of them were busy all the time; they lived paycheck-to-paycheck.
he didn’t get much attention at home, so he sought it out at school.
there, he was known as a a huge “class clown” or “class daredevil.”
all he wanted was to put smiles on people’s faces and push limits.
did he end up in the principal’s office a lot? YES, that was his “brand.”
as he got older, his class clownery turned to pranks and thrill-seeking.
he also became HELLA interested in skateboarding and parkour lmao.
rohan felt as if he wasn’t living if he wasn’t on constantly on the edge.
he’s broken a few bones, endured tons of scrapes, but never gives in
this, obviously, didn’t please his mother and father... they were just busy.
too busy to reprimand him and care—rohan got away with a loooot of shit.
he didn’t start receiving discipline until he was scouted by bc entertainment.
despite his messy hair, distinct style, and overall vibe, he fit the bill somehow.
the two years he spent in practice changed him a little as a person; for better.
he found a new love in dancing, and he was naturally pretty great at it tbh.
his background made him extremely coordinated, flexible, and really strong.
his fearlessness made him bold enough to try out new moves or stunts.
two years later, he débuted as a main dancer and kept his impulses at bay.
this isn’t exactly what he saw himself doing in life, but he wasn’t mad at it.
over time, his image began to shift into sexier and “stud-lier” territory.
his outfits became more revealing and he was treated differently in public.
this... fucks him up a lot because it’s the exact opposite of how he is.
he’s just some skater / parkour punk that gives off dumb big bro vibes.
how on earth do they expect him to be portray and convey sexy 24/7?
as this is more of a “job” to him than passion, he does what they tell him to.
so long as his checks get signed and he accumulates wealth, he’s good.
𝖕𝖊𝖗𝖘𝖔𝖓𝖆𝖑𝖎𝖙𝖞.
as mentioned above, rohan gives off very douchey “big brother” vibes.
he’ll pick on you, tease you, pull pranks on you, etc. all in the name of fun.
he’ll go too far sometimes, and he’ll feel bad, but has “no regrets.” 😎 lol.
lowkey loooves anime and draws his own bad sketches; also into sci-fi.
underneath the dumb, douchebag exterior is just a big ol’ nerd, that’s all.
if you’re a cute guy, he’ll DEFINITELY flirt with you—taken or not taken lol.
he’s someone that hasn’t really let being an idol ruin his personal life tbh??
he still does whatever the fuck he wants within the constraints of his contract.
though, whenever he gets “bored,” he does things he’s not supposed to.
bc entertainment’s warned him of being careful not to injure himself, but...
i don’t really think he cares at this point in his career; he likes more freedom.
little random, but he loooves underground / indie rock music and rap, too.
one of those assholes that doesn’t really listen to any other idol music lmao.
to be fair though, he’s not really a massive fan of knight’s music either. 😁
he just sings or raps whatever they tell him to and rolls with the punches.
lowkey wants to take up tattooing and graffiti at some point, he’s that guy.
loooves to talk and meet new people, even if they find him a li’l annoying.
whenever he’s stressed, angry, upset, hungry... he shows it with aggression.
it’s never gotten intense much, but he’s not much of a sensitive “crier” yk.
there’s more of him for me to discover as time goes on, so that’s it for rn!
𝖕𝖑𝖔𝖙-𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖊𝖘.
no plots page yet, sry :/// i’ve been a little busy this week rip.
some ideas will be below though so lmk if they appeal to you!
one, he’s definitely known to ghost people, so... maybe your muse is one of ‘em? like, this would be locked to males in the lgbt community, but you know. give him some really awkward encounters to make him feel like shit for ditching you after tons of sweet talk. sad thing is, he’s aware of it, and it’s mostly because of his schedule, but also ??? he’s just having fun, you know. he doesn’t wanna get tied down to anything right now.
two, maybe that ONE GIRL he tried to fuck with at the beginning of his career. while he knows he’s always been attracted to men, i think he would’ve convinced himself to at least try it out with a woman to make sure he wasn’t also interested in them, too. he’s a MASSIVE flirt and sweet talker, definitely made her feel special, but like... it never really went anywhere because... he just wasn’t into it, but didn’t wanna make her mad lmao. clearly ended up in a break-up and it could be both an ugly or pretty ending imo idk.
three, i’d DIE if other muses in famed were super into skating, or anime, or really any of his interests, too, and they’ve formed a “club” of sorts? just your local band o’ dirtbags who get together and fuck shit up a little bit here and there. i feel like this could be open to anyone who shares any of his interests tbh ??? maybe closer to his age is preferred, but honestly, i’m here to discuss whatever! i’m all for compromises and shit tbh.
four, maybe someone’s he’s lowkey seeing ( male, male-presenting lock ) that he’s really vibing with, but he just can’t... feasibly reason why he should have a bf right now. he’s got a lot going on, so he’s kind of a flake, but at the same time, he doesn’t intend to be an asshole to them. they’re maybe one of the only people he’s “softer” with. can end up romantic or platonic depending on how they handle it together, me thinks!
five, a dance partner or two would be pretty cool tbh! he’s not a dancer first, so he likes to dance with other people who are passionate about it to learn from ‘em. he can handle his own with choreography, but doesn’t have his own distinct style, so he’d really appreciate all the help he can get in becoming better ig? all in the name of work!
six, maybe a person who fucking HAAAATES him because they find him really annoying and super douchey, so they just... avoid him at all costs. however, he kinda picks up on the fact that they avoid him, so he pesters them even worse, which doesn’t end well... ever. this is definitely more open to anyone tbh and we can plan as we go!
seven, flipside where it’s someone that he CAN’T stand because he finds them really persnickety, snobby, and rude as fuck. if there’s one thing he hates A LOT, it’s bratty rich kids with silver spoons in their mouths. like, if this was a “the outsiders” verse, he’d be a greaser 1000000%, not a soc. lmao. he’d butt-heads with this person a fuck-ton.
eight, however many guys wanna piece of him, he’s happy to have a catalogue of fwb’s he calls on. he’s definitely not someone who says no to a good time, and he can act like a perfect boyfriend if that’s what you want. sadly, this’ll always be a temporary game. any of these fwb’s can go in many directions and can be plotted out individually!
nine, the age old question... “who’s your ideal type?” under pressure, he said you as a joke ( because of this, it could be male or female ) and now, fans of your respective groups ship you two together all the time. it’s a little awkward, and you two haven’t really talked about it much, but here you are... at a shared event sitting next to each other. how do you handle it? what do you do? is it awkward or all in good fun?
ten, someone who kinda hates that he doesn’t really take being an “idol” all the serious. he’s got a lot of shit on his bucket list he wants to do and he doesn’t let fame fuck with that, so he’s careless. he didn’t go into this business because of passion, it’s just where he ended up. your muse doesn’t like that, and thinks people like him are lazy as fuck.
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The week in review:
Raw 09/21 NXT 09/23 NXT UK 09/24 Smackdown 09/25 Clash of Champions 09/27 + Main Event 09/24
Raw:
Billie’s not wrong. None of these people are wrong. That title has fallen so fucking far since Becky held it, Jesus.
Interesting to see Billie Kay be somewhat (?) supportive of Peyton. Manager?
I implore women to stop using red eyeliner unless you’re trying to look possessed.
Oh at least Mickie’s gonna have her last match with her snazzy pants on.
God that theme music is so outdated.
If there was one person on the roster that could convince me they wrestled in the Diva’s era, it’d be Mickie James.
Beautiful Octopus, dare I say best in the division. Look at those crossed legs. Just beautiful, Zelina.
Man it was cool watching Zelina reverse the powerbomb attempt into a rollup, but Mickie couldn’t be bothered to get her shoulders down for a 2 count before the reversal. Shame.
Zelina needs an increase to her speed to pull off the style she’s going for, but it’s a fun style.
oof I think Mickie actually caught Zelina’s forehead with that high kick.
Seated Senton off the top rope is garbage and I hate it.
Lmfao Zelina won with a backstabber. She’s literally Sasha-lite. Okay.
Word was Bianca was the star of the pc combine, right? So if you wanna showcase her strength, do it against someone I fucking know lmao. Who was this bro? Of course she’s stronger than a nobody in the pc. Friggin Alexa Bliss can effortlessly give piggy back rides to Sheamus. That’s impressive, because I know how strong and big he is. This could’ve been done better is all I’m saying. Maybe do a sitdown interview with her pc peeps hyping her up, or show footage of her blowing everyone in the combine out the park. Idk.
Ruby stop hyping up Nia and Shayna individually, individually they suck lol lesbireal.
So did Ruby just give Liv her shirt? …You know what, it works, I’m not gonna dig into this.
I feel like all women use the same starting moves against Nia and it’s a little tired ngl. They do this headscissors into a standing crucifix hold, and then slide down to try and roll her up. Then she picks them up and headbutts them. Come on peeps.
Mk just throw Lana through another table, she’s as useless in the ring (kf wise) as Liv is on commentary (non-kf wise)
Let me rewind, how did Nattie get taken out this time? A punch again. COOL. Nattie confirmed worst tag partner in the history of the division.
Lmfao rip Lana. Bye.
Wow we just said fuck entrances huh? Ugh God. Imagine Becky not getting an entrance as a damn champion.
So Peyton forgoes jumping for the German suplex, which could’ve resulted in her landing on Asuka’s head, and her reaction is to laugh. Consummate professional. Becky Lynch’s optic cranial nerve injury (caused by a failed German suplex) called, it can’t seem to find the humor.
Idk what that double underhooked move was by Peyton, but it was nice.
What bothers me about Peyton’s spinning heel kick, is as high as she gets it, she only hits people with her calf. Awkward to see.
That attempted transition into the Asuka Lock was... something.
Highlight: Lana going through the table
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NXT:
Did Tegan say “why me” to Candice fucking her knee up with a metal pipe? Somebody get this girl some tissues.
Haha watching Tegan writhe in pain is funny. Candice gets points. And I do not like giving Candice points.
Really appreciate Rhea’s theme after hearing so much generic garbage lately. She’s so done with nxt as a performer, she has passed literally all of them by.
Not to be that person, but seeing so many people in the ring together bothers me. If one person was sick, literally all of them are sick now. It’s just kinda yikes.
Did they forego having a crowd? If so, wise. There’s enough ppl in the ring and at ringside.
Rhea fucking yeeted that girl into the barrier lmaooo.
“...Marina Shafir who’s done some great things on Raw Underground recently,” lmao sure.
The absolute half-assed attempt by that girl to pull herself up before Rhea booted her down to the floor was questionable.
So adding all these random peeps from the pc to this battle royal was done solely to have Raquel and Rhea flex for their feud in 4 months, huh.
Kacy does cool shit, wbk lmao. Gets kicked out, lands on her back, rolls into a handstand, rotates, pulls herself up into the ring using her feet on the ropes; gets kicked out, lands on the side of the guardrail, pulls herself up, uses the plexiglass to help balance herself, jumps onto the stairs; gets kicked out, lands on the side of the guardrail, stands on Kayden’s shoulders and gets chauffeured back to the ring. Brilliant. Would be overkill in a Royal Rumble, but it works here.
R&R eliminate each other/themselves together. Fitting. Dakota “help me I’m useless on my own” Kai is shook.
Why is Indi in the top 5? Or top 7? How is this girl so damn prestigious??
Kacy really just slung herself around the ringpost. I’m becoming a fan of her antics/performances in multiwomen matches.
I see Shotzi’s character is, “I come so close yet cannot manage to touch the gold.” I feel for her... cuz I can’t stand Candice.
Boooo
I love how Io carries herself. She’s a shining example of not allowing her heritage to hold her back or make her feel unimportant. She responds in Japanese, and without missing a beat, translates in perfectly spoken and quick English. Never dances, never smiles, never looks like a chump. Serious and answers the damn question. She gets points.
Highlight: Kacy shenanigans
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NXT UK:
Lol I love KLR so much. Just ducks out of the ring the first time she’s bested.
“KLR is well versed in mental manipulation,” that she is. She’s honestly a top competitor in that sense; equal to the likes of Sasha and Charlotte when it comes to psychology.
Piper’s got power. Ragdolling KLR here.
That’s right, performing with Charlotte Flair at wm is an accolade one can only hope to achieve (I’m annoying I know) no but seriously, KLR vs Becky Lynch? Take my money.
Nice Superkick, nice Tornado ddt.
Dear ref, stop yelling at her and restart the count. Dweeb.
Lmao self inflicted wreckage of her knee.
This ref is a walking headache. We’re now getting into the autumn of overbooked women’s matches. And UK’s first title match back. Yikes.
That senton was awkward and looked painful af for KLR’s neck. If you’re gonna risk that move while selling a leg injury, make sure you have more space to correct your landing.
I almost wish that turnbuckle came undone naturally because KLR is already such a good seller, but I’m gonna assume this is a worked move since it’s been left exposed.
Yeah see there are issues with that spot. Positives: KLR didn’t purposefully undo the turnbuckle, so it’s not on her to give another title match; the spot has potential, as I’m guessing that would be genuinely painful. Negatives: Piper is too big of a woman to hit the lower turnbuckle doing the cannonball, so she ended up hitting the middle... which was padded. Good ending on paper if you don’t do the equations, but poor execution. Not Piper nor KLR’s fault though.
Slow pacing and I hate overbooked garbage, but this obviously isn’t the only match they’re having so *shrug*
Highlight: Clean tornado ddt, and I do love KLR’s selling
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Smackdown:
Lol Bayley has her chair. She automatically gets a point every time I see it.
Top of the ramp this time? Okay, sure.
Stop cutting to the fancams, production. I don’t care about their reactions.
A fine enough promo to move along both of her angles, but production sucks. Wbk though.
“...one of the most complex personalities,” which personality of Alexa’s are we referring to, though?
Their timing on her pyro was off and now I’m sad. The pops during the breakdown leading into the fountains are fucking amazing and honestly cannot be topped by any of the other women.
When did Alexa stop wearing her gloves to the ring? Probably when she turned face. Shame.
She just called Lacey bitter, southern tea, and you know what? What a fucking drag. Imagine bitter southern tea. As someone who was raised in the south, that is a disgrace to southern tea. Sweet sun tea or pass.
Look at Alexa: selling Lacey’s strength, full of agile speed, and yet here’s Lacey not even bothering to put her shoulders down for her pin attempt. SAD.
A problem I consistently have with SD in particular is how they set up commercial breaks. They always do something dramatic, cut to commercial, come back and shit’s always completely different. How you gonna cut from Alexa leading and hearing the Fiend’s laugh, to return to Lacey in charge ???
Dear Cole, why are you calling her Alexis lol. Like I know that’s her real name but, hello??
oof Alexa’s midsection is beet red.
Lacey has not been putting on a “clinic” stop tossing that term around, Cole. Good bump by Alexa though.
Love how Lacey doesn’t mind landing flat when her moonsault misses. Respect. Her and Charlotte both eat that so perfectly.
LOVE how the monitors of people turned into Fiend’s face. POINTS.
It’s like she’s reverted back to her heel persona. This is literally 2016 Bliss, right? Right??
Roman is a large, strong, intimidating guy... but holy shit the visual of 5′1 Alexa staring daggers into the back of his head is intense af. I almost complained that he cut off her exit, but well done with the continuity.
Highlight: I’m really digging the Alexa/Fiend story
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Clash of Champions:
Loving the red roots, hate the eyeshadow.
See, if Asuka wants to fuck around in the ring, you won’t hear me complain. I just wish she took her non-wrestling segments more seriously.
The patience Asuka gave Zelina to set up the arm kick was dumb.
“A hard arm bar by Asuka,” he says, even though her legs were completely bent. Easy on the credit given plz.
Zelina telegraphs too much. None of the bumps she takes ever catch me by surprise.
In the spirit of being fair, put your fucking shoulders down and let her attempt a pinfall, Asuka.
Haha Sasha-lite did meteora in the corner.
Nice roll into a kick, half point for Zelina.
No you don’t get to sell frustration or disbelief yet, that’s not buyable.
I don’t know wtf Zelina was going for with that counter before the Asuka Lock, but honestly idc. Could’ve been a kickoff match indeed. State of Becky’s title btw.
Every week it’s the same shit with Asuka. She gets on the mic, speaks Japanese, barely accomplishes anything, then gets interrupted/slapped/attacked... with dancing and smiling inbetween. I really wish she was more like Io.
Nikki isn’t “medically cleared to compete”, and the tag team titles aren’t being defended. My memory is fuzzy but wasn’t there some covid concerns going around back then? Was that just baseless speculation?
Love that Bayley turned this into an opportunity to be a bigger douche than she already was lol.
IS SHE DOING A VICTORY LAP LMAO
I want to hate this from a smarky “give other women a chance” perspective, but Bayley is an ass and this is great for Asuka to build credit as a face, and after being made to look foolish yet again. Lesgo.
Lol sounded like Bayley said, “you think you can cuck me?” I’m sure she didn’t. I’m choosing to believe she did though.
I never know exactly who to blame when Asuka’s Codebreaker looks ugly, but I swear Charlotte is the only one it looks impactful with. Sell job isn’t the problem, but taking that actual move is always dicey af.
Great kick by Asuka. Rekt.
Bayley says nah fuck this rofl. Fair ending; a fun little sprint of meaningless jabs.
“Chairwoman of SD” I like that too, Graves. Points to you.
LMAOOO Bayley set that shit up perfectly kekekek what’s up Sasha.
She be looking fucking incredible, but that neckbrace is a mega bummer.
Character wise, I’m surprised Bayley’s choosing to dole out punishment rather than taking her title and bolting.
Welp maybe she should have, Sasha going to town lmao.
oof peep that red line going down Bayley’s arm. eesh. Welts all over her back.
Highlight: Sasha beating the shit out of Bayley with a kendo stick
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Main Event:
You don’t pan the camera over to fucking commentary during Bianca’s entrance. Do better @ production.
Ruby puts her confidence in Liv even though everybody knows Bianca is winning this match lmao.
LOVE Liv’s boots.
like 20 seconds into the match and it’s already 10x better than the Bianca vs Billie Kay one. Don’t even waste a spot on Main Event for Billie Kay. No, I’m not not sorry for saying that.
It’s not that I hold issue with Bianca’s showboating or mannerisms, but it’s all so much more fitting for a heel.
Beautiful stalling suplex, but Liv is rather small.
Beautiful distance on that dropkick to Liv. Liv gets points for throwing herself so far.
We have enough women who rip their shirts off deep into matches, me thinks. Don’t need it from Liv as well.
Momentum could’ve been split better, but that was a decent match.
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*Clash of Champions would be my highlighted event mostly thanks to Bayley, but if that’s a cop out, I’ll give a slight nod to Smackdown’s handling of Alexa.
#wwe#issa review#feel free to ignore these#cuz who tf cares lesbihonest#today's props goes to:#bayley
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UNHAPPY ACCIDENT , ONE YEAR LATER
oliver park-davies graced the music scene one year ago today. park-davies sat down on an instagram live with billboard music, and explained the meaning behind the songs of his debut album. here’s what he had to say...
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01. idle town
lyrics --- this town will never change people come and go, it's all the same speed the roads on our doubting days to any place that's far away i never learned anybody's name we all vowed that we wouldn't stay kissing signs on the interstate all we do for now is sit and wait in our idle town explanation --- “i grew up in a really small town in texas,” park-davies commented, “all that stuff you hear about small towns is true. all of my memories seem ripped straight out of coming of age film, it was all late night drives, and trips to the drive-in. chicago and new york were so different. everything seems to move in two times speed, i’m one of millions, in gruene i was one of thousands.”
02. generation why
lyrics --- i was off keying cars parked on radium lawns by suburbian moms i called a friend, let's meet at ten go wherever we want 'cause no one cares that we're gone this town don't got much to do you and i haven't got much to lose so do you wanna rot in your room like we always do? talk about how fast we grew and all the big dreams that we won't pursue then get in your car and laugh 'til we both turn blue 'cause we are the helpless, selfish, one of a kind millennium kids, that all wanna die walking in the street with no light inside our eyes we are the worthless, cursed with too much time we get into trouble and lose our minds something that i've heard a million times in my life generation why. explanation --- “i met one of my best friends when i was in texas, and we’re still friends today.” the comments were quickly flooded with mentions of claudia ortega, park-davies’s childhood best friend and rumored love interest. “yes, claudia. we would just hang around our parents, and constantly hear what company we were ruining simply by breathing, while nobody focused on the more important issues. no one ever cared about climate change, our mental health, or even what were passionate about. it was always their thoughts, their ideals, and we were just supposed to be dogmatic and accept them as truth.” park-davies then spoke directly to his audience watching the live, “you are important, your feelings aren’t invalid, the things you care about are important, you may not think you can change the world, but you can.”
03. crush culture
lyrics --- my god don't look at your phone no one's gonna call you quit checking your volume (crush) i don't care if i'm forever alone i'm not falling for you 'cause this baby is loveproof (culture) i don't care what you're saying i don't wanna participate in your game of manipulation (crush) and no i don't want your sympathy, all this love is suffocating just let me be sad and lonely 'cause crush culture makes me wanna spill my guts out i know what you're doing, tryna get me to pursue ya crush culture makes me wanna spill my guts out spill my guts out, spill my guts out oh no, don't look in their eyes 'cause that's how they get you kiss you then forget you (crush) all they're feeding you is beautiful lies so hide in the bathroom 'til they find someone else new. explanation --- “that first verse was really kind of me admitting, like, oh god i look like such a loser right now, like, always checking my phone. i’m constantly checking my phone. it’s actually miserable, like, my screen time on my phone is like nine hours a day and it’s just so bad. it’s something i need to fix but, i don’t know, i can’t help it. especially, like, if i’m waiting for a text from someone that i, like, really want to be texting me. i just check my phone over and over and over and over and yeah, i’m a mess. like, no, conan, like, you literally have no notifications. it’s not that your volume is off. no one’s texting you ‘cause no one likes you. it was admittance right from the start that this song was gonna be about someone who isn’t in love. the song is super sarcastic. there’s a lot of things that i say in it that just, like, you know aren’t true. like i’m definitely not a love proof person at all, like, whenever anyone looks at me on the street i just melt, you know? i’m not love proof at all, but yeah this song is a ton of sarcasm. i can’t even, like, i can’t lie. it’s all just me trying to seem like i know what’s going on. like i seem like i’m cool but i’m really, i’m not at all. with the suffocating line, i was really trying to make it seem like, oh yeah, i got plenty people. like, get off me, i don’t even need you. too many people, ugh. but, i definitely am not suffocating in love. i could use love. i think we all could use a little bit more love. the definition of crush culture, i think, is all of the flurry that happens around love. people who are in love texting each other, and, like, “who kissed who? and who did what?” and, like, “whoa, i can’t believe you did that.” that is crush culture and i don’t care about it. like, i don’t wanna know who you’re kissing ‘cause it’s just gonna make me miserable, i don’t wanna know who you went on a date with, i don’t wanna know any of it, i just wanna live in my sad little hole and cry about being lonely, like, just let me live my life. i am definitely the type of person who, like, falls in love with strangers every day. i’ll go to the café, see someone and, like, all of a sudden i’m fantasizing about marrying them. i think we all kind of do that and that’s kind of what makes crush culture worse ‘cause i know that i want to be in love but it just hasn’t happened yet and that’s, like, the worst part about it. that’s just, like, knowing that it could’ve existed and seeing all these, like, beautiful strangers on the street just makes you want it so bad but it’ll happen when it happens and for now i’m just going to be really bitter about it. there’s a lot of players out there. i can usually tell when someone’s being no good. you know, those people who, like, are just a little too smooth. you’re like, i see you lil motherfucker, i see you. i know what you’re doing. they’re just like a little bit too cool. like, no one’s actually that cool ever and yeah, so if someone’s, like, feeding me all these compliments, i’m like, what do you want from me? what are you hiding? i do this thing when i’m embarrassed around people that i like, i don’t know why, but i punch them. so, like, if you ever see me in public punching someone it usually means that i like them. i don’t know why. i’m definitely more of a fight than a flight response. i don’t hide in bathrooms, i usually just punch people. i don’t know why. it makes no sense.”
04. greek god
lyrics --- i don't really care if you like me or not but i know that you want me to oh, anything i do, i know you're gonna watch to rumor up that i'm a fool you and all your friends have to walk in a squad 'cause y'all are so insecure overcompensate 'cause you're sizing me up the oldest trick in the book there's nothing you could do to dampen up my mood there's nothing you could say won't like you anyways i know that you've been hurt don't mean that it's our turn 'cause i know what you really want a little more confidence and this is where it's gotta stop i'm tired of hearing it you're just gonna be a fraud with nothing but fickle friends greek god, good god explanation --- “i feel like the people in new york and in chicago are so two faced, especially depending on who you meet. everyone is trying to be cool, and that’s not my type of scene, you can ask anyone that has met me, i can’t pretend to be something i’m not to fit in.” fans asked about alanna d’alessio who has been rumored to be one of the singer-songwriter’s less than favorable people, but he quickly shifted the narrative back to the song, “i think that there’s an extremely fine line between confidence and cockiness, you can think that you own the city, but when you act like it, it’s a huge turn off. meeting real genuine people like the friends i have is always extremely relieving, take ella for example she’s a boss bitch, but she won’t pretend to like you, when she doesn’t like you it’s definitely on sight, she’s very scary. it’s kind of hot. anyways, shout out to my friends if you’re watching this.”
05. lookalike
lyrics --- let's go back to the summer night when we met eyes, it's like a movie line kissin' underneath the city lights but now you're laying in another guy's arms 'cause i'm all gone but when you look in his eyes do you think of mine? and when you look at that smile do i cross your mind? i know in your head you see me instead 'cause he looks a lot like i did back then baby don't lie he's just a lookalike. and i'll admit that i sometimes, maybe, might think about you at night, well, almost every night no matter how i try to hide and erase you from my mind i'm dying to find a lookalike 'cause when you look in his eyes hope you think of mine and when you look at that smile hope i cross your mind i hope in your head you see me instead 'cause you've been in mine every day since then maybe it's time to find a lookalike no, i can't lie i need a lookalike. explanation --- this song has been rumored to been about his ex-girlfriend wilhelmina olivers, and the abrupt end in their relationship. other fans speculated that it was about his ex-boyfriend arthur norwich, but much of this has been shut down since the pair remains friends. park-davies’s desperately tried to skip over the song, but after much pestering his fans managed to weasel an explanation out of him. “this song is just about missing someone. although you love them, and constantly think about them, you know you can’t have that person. so you settle for a lookalike. not even physically or personality-wise, maybe it’s simply emotionally. the song is just about loss of love and craving to find it again.” a fan then asked if it was about one specific person, and where davies’s got the inspiration for the song. “i don’t know if it’s about one particular person, rather than just my experiences with multiple people. obviously a lot of my songs are inspired by own personal experiences, heartbreak, life in a small town, things that make me who i am.”
06. the other side
lyrics --- i've got tired eyes, a black sky making its home under my lash line you keep on crying, babe, i don't mind i'll keep on staring at the clock tryna pass time in my life, it flies by faster than you could say, "i love you, goodbye" "it's almost over, " you say with a sigh will our lives be better when we make it to the other side? ah, ah i hope we make it to the other side ah, ah eighteen, prom queen we spend our time thinking 'bout what we'll be doing we walk quiet streets, not afraid of the sounds nothing bad ever happens in this town explanation --- “a lot of you ask me if this song is about one of my exes, but it’s not. it’s actually about claudia.” this revelation shocked many fans, who believed it was a love song, since ortega and park-davies’s have claimed they are just friends. “it is a love song, but it’s about platonic love. claudia is my best friend, and i couldn’t live without her, we grew up together. she saw me grow from this lanky boy into a slightly less lanky, slightly older boy. we weren’t the happiest kid, a lot of the times we tried to do things that we might regret. we thought that we would never get away from our families, or the lives that we were being force fed.” davies then went off camera to go fetch something, then held up an old prom picture of claudia ortega and himself. “fun fact, you’re looking at prom queen and king. i just hoped that we would make it out, and we did.”
07. grow
lyrics --- i look about seventy years older it feels like minutes but really it's hours the cooling pavements calling my name and the zooming street signs don't look the same, no don't know why, but i think i'm ready for it yeah, i think i'm ready for running on concrete electricity i finally can breathe i think i'm ready for only you and me we made it out, it seems i made it out, it seems i think i'm ready to grow, to grow to grow, to grow familiar sounds the lake holds all our secrets nostalgia bound yeah, i'll take my time evolving dreaming of phone calls you knew all along the way we joked 'til we laughed our tails off. explanation --- “i don’t know who this song is about. i think it’s just an amalgamation of all of the people who have come and gone from my life. friends gained and lost. i grew in and i grew out. i’m pretty sure this whole album is just about wanting to leave texas, wanting to get out of the small town, with the same people, and the same things to do. i was ready for it to be me and anyone against the world. whether that was claudia or harper or margo. claudia is actually the one who recorded the video for me. i’m friends with people that i never thought i would be friends with when i released this album. shout ivy serrano,” park-davies then proceeded to bring his roommate and their puppy into the video, the comments were flooded with heart eyes and rumors of the two dating. serrano managed to upstage park-davies’s obviously, to the point where the singer-songwriter had to relocate and force serrano out of the video.
08. lovesick boys
lyrics --- i was alone for a while you came along and you asked me for a smile i guess then the stars had aligned a flower bloomed, the clouds were rushing out of my mind and that's how it goes in the films tears of honeysuckle welling up in your eyes a boy meets a girl, they go off to beat the world and they both are left unsatisfied well, lovesick boys will write you love songs and lovesick girls will always listen but what you fail to see's there's plenty of us so keep your petals pointing towards the sun and bloom bloom bloom just bloom, just bloom you watch as he walks through the fields crushing pretty daisies under his heavy heels he picks you a big one it withers in the sun you notice that the flower is you. explanation --- “this is how it felt to fall in love with arthur. i taught him how to skateboard, and he made me fall in love by shoving hot dogs in his mouth, and falling off of his board. there was something about him, maybe the fact that he was the first person to love me, for me, and the first person to love me in general. you know that cliche thing where it’s like ‘i was a daisy she was a rose, you would never pick me’ it was like finally getting picked. the childhood wonder of blowing dandelions and picking petals off of flowers saying ‘he loves me’ ‘he loves me not’.” fans quickly spammed the chat with sweet messages, and fans who still ship the pair excitedly commented ‘dads!’. the singer-songwriter continued, “i still remember the first day he kissed me, his lips weren’t sweet like honey suckle or anything poetic like that, he tasted like all the food we just had at the fair the day. like the sweet powdered sugar from funnel cakes, we were at the top of the ferris wheel, and i was afraid of heights, he didn’t know how to distract me so he just kissed me.”
09. the king
lyrics --- crush always making me feel like i got nothing to offer but i'm the only one that can make you feel right i'm the only one that you think of at night baby, don't lie you're always talking to me like you're totally bothered so why you always ring at the end of my line? don't you got a girl that can make you feel nice? it's a dead sign you see me as your lifeline other boys and girls never really made you feel right and you can't explain why i'm always running your mind don't you see the answer's right in front of your eyes? you like me, oh, obviously so why you trying to leave when you know that i'm the king? (you'll see) 'cause i'm supreme (choose me) other lovers give you no luck 'cause i'm the only one that has made you fall in love (you'll see) so just shut up (choose me) explanation --- “i’m the king.” is all park-davies’s commented before promptly moving on to the next song.
10. i know a place
lyrics --- i know a place we could go i know a place where there aren't any roads where the grass is always greener and doesn't scratch your fingers i know a place so come with me dear the halogen hum hurts my ears swim in the spring we could be free cause i know a place we could go no one has been there, and no one will know there it is quiet, forget the violence you've tried so hard to ignore oh, i know a place we could go unpack our bags and we'll call it a home the sea will sing our minds to sleep i know a place we could go and once we get there we could stay an old shaky house, our lives would be made and i don't know all the answers but you look like december there we could stay i'm tired of fear grasping for safe, familiar you are like me, oh, could we leave? explanation --- “this song had to end by being about my favorite people in the whole world. they mean so much to me, and they’re the ones that encouraged me to write music and actually pursue my dreams, this whole album might as well be an ode to their influence. everyone say thank you to claudia, harper, ella, margot, manny, emilia, archer, and giovanni, well maybe not giovanni unless you say it super slowly.”
the singer-songwriter answered more general questions about himself, his friends, and the album, before ending the live video.
#mental illness tw#∘ ⋰ ╏ ♡ ﹕ 𝗼𝗹𝗶𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝗽𝗮𝗿𝗸-𝗱𝗮𝘃𝗶𝗲𝘀 › RE . ╰ 𝘤𝘢𝘳𝘦𝘦𝘳 . ◞#i--#this was inspired by tay#i gave up on doing this for lux#so have oliver's only album#he'll release another one eventually#BUT i hope you like this#because it took so much time
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Music Shill of the Day
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[YOU HAVE BEEN BAMBOOZLED IT’S AN ENTIRE FUCKING ALBUM THAT I’M SHILLING MOTHERFUCKERS.
This album is called Epitaph and it is by Pyramaze and GOOD FUCKING LORD do I love this.
It was released on November 13th, and I have been listening to it practically non-stop ever since. Since I’ve given it a few days to settle in my brain, I am now doing a full shill for it.
TL;DR SINCE I’M ADDING A CUT! Album slaps and y’all should go listen to it. It’s power metal (of course), very intense and emotional/uplifting sort. Best songs (in my opinion) are basically all of them. They are all good.
But if I did have to choose a top 3, it’d be:
>Steal My Crown >Final Hour >Particle or Indestructible
BUT ONTO the very rambly and more song-specific shilling.
I’m going to take this song-by-song and also link the full playlist here (youtube link, the album is also on spotify) because you can only have four videos per post and I don’t want to flood people with this thing.
Also fair disclaimer for people who understand music; I don’t, I just enjoy this shit enough to try and share it with others. So if this sounds like a five year old trying to explain music, I’m sorry. I just am like that.
Also also disclaimer that not all of the songs have lyrics that I can find, so for some (if I posted lyrics) they are what I can decipher.
ANYWAY.
Epitaph on its own is a very beautiful sounding instrumental. It feels quiet, a little somber, but also uplifting. After going through it a few times, I can hear bits and pieces of the other songs on the album, which is a neat touch. And then it ends and smoothly transitions into A Stroke of Magic. Now, I’ve already done a shill for A Stroke of Magic, however the song, even weeks later,
STILL SLAPS.
I love it. It is definitely a shift from Epitaph with its intensity, but it still carries over some of the instrumental into the song. I love the lyrics, I love the musicality of it, I love everything. It is one of the slower, more... forceful, if that makes any sense, songs on the album. It feels like something is slowly building and building as the song goes on, and this intensity carries into Steal My Crown.
Steal My Crown is an absolute banger. I love it for so many reasons. I love how it opens, I love its riffs, I love how the lyrics are sung, it just is an absolute BANGER of a song. I love it so very much. It is also a bit of a slower and forceful song, but it still has that more signature intensity I’ve come to associate with these guys.
The verses contrasting with how the chorus is sung is something I’m a sucker for. Especially with the guitars and synths hyping up the chorus and adding to this wonderful buildup. It makes the chorus sound even more powerful and amazing. I absolutely LOVE THIS SHIT. It is AMAZING.
Also love how the song ends. Just. It’s so good, guys. It’s so fucking good.
And now we come to Knights in Shining Armour.
Or, as I know it,
“THE D&D SONG!”
Knights in shining armour, On a quest for power, Taking charge of things you'll never know. To raise the name of glory, Is bloody mandatory, If you want to end this puppet show! Knights in shining armour, Embittered by the hour. Taking charge of things you'll never see. But the road is long and torturous, Paved with steady progress, To bring this villain to his knees!
Classic D&D, anyway. It has that jaunty adventurer feel to it, and the chorus is just. It’s D&D. It is simply D&D. It’s fucking great. It is a nice lil jaunt. Don’t have much more to say, it is just a very enjoyable listen.
Bird of Prey is next. It’s maybe the weakest song on the album. I do not hate it, nor do I dislike it greatly. This entire album is amazing and absolutely slaps. However this one just feels like a song I’d hear while watching a trailer for a romcom or some sort of superhero movie with a romance b-plot for the hero. It’s not as particularly amazing as the other songs, but it’s far from horrible. Nice lil song to listen to.
Your Last Call is interesting. It’s intro is a bit different, a bit choppy, but it still definitely works for the song. That choppiness carries over throughout the song and it fits. Very nice to listen to. This one is also a bit weak on the album, but it’s still a nice song.
AND now we come to Particle.
LET’S TALK ABOUT P A R T I C L E.
I'm chasing every particle of you, I don't wanna fight no more. But I can't believe it, I'm following your shadow's out the door. Calling out your name, but I know, I'm easily deceived and alone!
First off, love it. Love love love it. It has a similar style and feel to Steal My Crown with that intense opening and then a more subdued verse that begins to lead into a very powerful chorus. Plus it has that little choppiness in it.
The pre-chorus leading into the chorus just gets you ready for it to just... explode. AND IT FUCKIN DOES.
AND IT SLAPS.
And then it gives you some time to try and catch your breath before it punches you in the face again. But it’s still just... amazing. Wonderful.
Also the lyrical content is grand and I enjoy it immensely even if it is maybe potentially a love song? Not sure completely. Still love the song anyway.
I’m gonna be 100 with you okay.
Seeing this next song’s title I thought it may have been a cover.
It is not.
INDESTRUCTIBLE STILL FUCKING SLAPS SO DAMN HARD THOUGH.
I don’t know what we’re fighting for, Why are we trying to die so young? We are in-de, We are in-de. I don’t know what we’re fighting for, Why are we trying to die so young? We are in-de, -structible in life.
It is intense. It has that buildup. It has a great chorus. It has everything I praised the last few songs for.
Its pacing does feel a bit different to that of Particle or Steal my Crown, but that’s part of why I still think it slaps. It just. Slaps. THE WHOLE ALBUM FUCKING SLAPS OKAY-
Alright so Transcendence.
It has a guest singer! She has a nice voice to listen to. I’m not a fan of femenine singers personally, but I like her voice.
The song itself, it feels... more somber, more like the title track than some of the other songs. Of course it has that signature intensity, but it also feels just...
Can’t really describe it. Slower. Calmer. Like a bit of a breath, for the last leg of the journey.
Anyway.
Final Hour.
Uh.
Feels.
First of all, it just jumps right into the song. Not much of an intro before the lyrics begin. I like that. And the rythym of it is nice to listen to.
And then the chorus...
Oh honey.
In our final hour, When the times are rough. We were sworn together, Last chance -- it's now or never! In our final hour, For the greater good. One man, of fifty million, In our sense of brilliance.
(Don’t feel too confident about those last two lines to be honest).
Fuck man. I just. Undescribable love for this song. Its entire feel of it just makes me feel kinda sad. This has a similar feel to Heroes (of Dundee) by Gloryhammer. I can’t catch all of the lyrics, and I can very well be wrong, but it feels like it has a similar theme. Of a sort of inevitability that something huge is about to happen.
Warriors are about to go off and potentially sacrifice themselves to save lives.
A bit heavy, but I love it.
Anyway. From something a little heavy, we get to World Forgone.
Aka something even MORE heavy. If I’m reading the lyrics correctly, it’s a song referencing how the world is becoming polluted, and how it’s dying.
Mournful. Depressing. That somber feeling is back. Still a really good song.
And now.
We come to the end. A 12-minute song called The Time Traveler.
And GOOD FUCK I WOULD LOVE LYRICS BECAUSE THIS SOUNDS LIKE A REALLY COOL STORY IF I AM HEARING THIS CORRECTLY.
May do a Bonus Shill for this song in particular when the lyrics are released.
This song features two guests in it, and I will say the guest singer kinda reminded me of Fabio Lione. However I haven’t heard much of that guy’s stuff outside of the song he did with Ancient Bards.
(The guests are Lance & Matt King)
This is a very nice way to end the album. There’s talk of timelines, of maybe a sorcerer or warlock who is gaining power/succumbing to darkness. I say maybe cause THERE ARE NOT LYRICS OUT YET. I would LOVE them. I will do another shill when they come out.
SAME FOR THE OTHER SONGS WITHOUT LYRICS. Damn it.
Anyway, this is a very good song, of course it is. The pacing of it doesn’t make it feel like you’re listening for eternity, which is something I appreciate.
But I suppose that’s all I have to say. This post is long enough.
THIS ALBUM SLAPS. LISTEN TO IT. ITS GOOD.]
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Opinions on the BMC OBCR!
(Friendly reminder this is just my opinion! I think this cast recording is over all insanely good, I’m just being a little nit picky because I’ve loved BMC for a while. I had the privilege of seeing BMC in NYC in March, which was amazing and the live performance did influence my opinions a bit. If you have doubts about Will Roland as Jeremy, seeing it live will flip your opinions. Trust me. ❤️)
(edit: my overall opinion of this is that it’s great, but it’s trying WAY too hard. Am I the only one who thinks that the try hard sound completely erases the actual message of BMC? that you don’t have to be someone or soemthing you’re not to impress someone? I feel like the old score was just as amazing and the new actors could’ve done it justice without all of these wild changes. They basically took the creepy retro vibes out of BMC to keep up with modern broadway. I don’t have a problem with it, I just think that it erases the actual message of the show to an extent. I am so in love with Will Roland! He was wonderful live. Feel free to message me and discuss this!)
More Than Survive
- Inclusion of more dialogue is good but I kinda think it breaks up the flow a little
- Will Roland yesss, this song is actually how he sounded live, I wish you could see how incredible he looked and acted during this song
- Inclusion of the “Boyf” dialogue is cute and definitely should’ve been added to begin with
- The new harmonies on “Christineeee” where Jeremy goes up a step is so nice
- Michael’s new part is just as adorable as before, kinda sad they took out the “so own it!” line tho
- Buttt more sweet giggles from Michael makes up for it!
- I don’t like how they cut off the last Canigula so quickly to make room for the chorus singing though idk
- The louder beat slaps tho
- I don’t like how Chloe’s last “I like gay people” is isolated unlike the original cast recording
- Will gives a heartbreaking “I’m never gonna be the cool guy” performance though like damn I almost cried
- The “na na na” is now “na ahh ahh ahh” if that makes sense and it doesn’t give as much impact which makes me wanna die bc that part was so pretty
- Will’s riffs at the end make up for it
I love play rehearsal
- There’s more instruments at the start and I think a flute which is so pretty!!
- Stephanie yessss with those improved vocals
- I think the extra instruments overpower her soft sweet sound at some points in the song tho
- YESS the dialogue that’s now included yesss
- The extra instruments at the end actually add more tho I love it
- A little more dramatic
More than survive (reprise)
- ICONIC
- IM SO HAPPY THEY INCLUDED THIS
- nothing bad to say other than I’m not a fan of the weird pop-y instrumental at the end, when I saw it I think it was a little more spread out instead of included in the song but I could be wrong
The Squip Song
- Gerard’s vocals have gotten even better like yes
- The instrumental sounds about the same as the old recording which makes me glad they didn’t change it too much
- Jeremy sounds scared when he says “you got quick” and I don’t know why ? That’s kinda odd like buddy are you good
- Is rich ok like at all in this song
- The song isn’t as like soft if that makes sense
Two Player Game
- Michael sounds like wants to die when he says “apocalypse of the damned” at the start shaksksks
- BUT THIS SONG IS SO GOOD it’s another one they didn’t change very much
- The instrumental is a little more pop-y but otherwise it’s still got that retro vibe
- George was keeping it real and not changing his vocals in the song for us thank u
- Will Roland come thru with those harmonies once again
- Jeremy’s verse is really soft and sweet and I love it he just sounds done
- The extra lil video game sounds are spot on
- The “You know that you are my favorite person” lines are done so perfect but I’m sad Michael’s little giggle isn’t as prominent
The Squip Enters
- Jake’s “that freak is freaking out” isn’t that funny in this recording sjsksksksk I’m sad
- The Squip’s surfer voice was less prominent live and more realistic and I’m not sure I like it that much in the recording
Be More Chill PT 1
- The Squip has a solo part at the start!! It’s adorable
- Jason Tam yessss
- The Squip calling Jeremy Bae and Boo makes me wanna die tho
- The first part isn’t sung anymore which makes me wanna die too bc he has such a nice voice
- The Squip’s vocals in the chorus tho yes ma’am
- Instead of Jeremy saying “Jesus” he just has a lil panic attack that poor boy
- The Squip kinda sounds British in some parts of it
- You can hear George doing a funny voice for his mall character which makes me laff
- “Jerry?” —“jerry-ME” I love Will
- Chloe is a lot more pissed in this song
Do you wanna ride
- The instruments overpower Brooke in some parts
- They didn’t change the vocal lines too much but they did slow the song a bit ?
- The harmonies are really nice though come through Brooke and Chloe
- The end is also sped up a little
- Brooke’s giggle and the little French at the end was so cute
Be More Chill PT II
- “Everything about me makes me wanna die” LINE WAS SO SAD
- the instrumental build up was so incredible !!
- This is probably my favorite song for the Squip he just brings it vocally
- JEREMY’S LITTLE GIGGLE AFTER “be mORe CHILL” I CRIED
Sync Up
- This replaces the original More than survive reprise
- I don’t like how it takes Michael’s little part out of it because I think it was necessary plus the instrumental part of that slapped
- Also I think it gives us a good insight into the characters but it could’ve been placed somewhere else maybe?
- I also think the beat isn’t very uniform and is kinda messy and the dialogue is more interesting than the actual song
- It shows how nice Jeremy is tho
- I liked this song live better because the actual song just isn’t interesting enough to be a song on its own
- Jeremy and Brooke’s interactions in the song is really nice
- I love the distorted little “na na na” from more than survive though you can tell it’s slightly off
- I don’t like “head to play rehearsal” instead of “drama practice” though I don’t think it flows well
- I’m sad they changed one of my favorite songs !!
A Guy That I’d Kinda Be Into
- Once again stronger instrumental, especially guitar
- The vocal track doesn’t seem to be changed very much again thank u god
- Weird clappy sounds ??
- The harmony on “absolutely” YES
- Christine’s little breathy laugh after “I guess there’s a part of me that wants to” yes sir
Upgrade
- Brooke speaking French at the start SNSKSKSKSOSK
- I think the dialogue gives more insight into Brooke and Jeremy’s relationship
- “Jere-Bear” NAJAKAKA
- THEY TOOK THE LITTLE “damn” OUT NO
- Jake and Christine’s part is cute but it felt a little out of place for some reason and I don’t know why, like the little sad dialogue they have about Jake’s parents feels weird but it’s really
- “I’m tired of being the person everyone thinks that I am” feels like it should’ve been a part of sync up instead of upgrade
- Brooke saying she was happy Jeremy looking at her instead of Chloe first made me wanna bawl
- Also it makes me wanna punch Jeremy
- Poor Jenna got like 1 like in this song
- I feel like it wasn’t smooth transition into Loser Geek Whatever at the end I don’t like the whole weird chorus thing leading into it at all
- Feels out of place without Michael’s little part at the end, I’m sad they’re cutting significant Michael parts, I know they kept it in LGW but it felt more in place in upgrade
Loser Geek Whatever
- It’s great and Will re recorded it for the album because it seems to have more emotion and be more genuine
- He sounds super excited at the start and it makes happy
- One of the few songs that managed to keep BMC’s kinda creepy computer tech vibe which is weird because it wasn’t even in the original album I wonder if it was written newly or was a draft from the first run back in 2013-2015
- A little more upbeat but in a good way
- Will’s vocals sound a lot better than the first recording
- Extra beeping at “my one real friend” was nice
Halloween
- Brooke does a little bark at the start awe
- The beat doesn’t go as hard as the OG cast recording which sucks bc it went hard
- Everyone kinda sounds like they wanna die at the start again which seems like common theme??
- The chorus doesn’t slap either what
- The song also got cut a little short I think unless I’m crazy but I feel like it was longer than this?
- Extra verse at the end and I don’t really like it
- Kinda boring now and doesn’t give you a panic attack vibe like the OG one did
Do You Wanna Hang
- Only song where they changed a lot that made it better
- Included the dialogue at the start which makes the song make more sense
- The Squip’s Voice is so smooth ssnskskskw
- Chloe’s losing her mind a little but I love it
Michael in the Bathroom
- Jesus George’s vocals OWN MY WHOLE ASS
- He’s only gotten better somehow
- No to the new pop-y sounds in it it takes sad creepy feel out of it
- Too much instrumental added bc it doesn’t sound like ballad anymore
- I dunno how I feel about it because George’s vocals are perfect but the instrumental is doing him dirty and not making it sad enough
- This song gives me anxiety now wjsjsksks and I don’t know if that’s good or bad?
- The few lines and instrumental lines are the same as the OG which is good
A Guy That I’d Kinda Be Into (reprise)
- SO HAPPY THEY INCLUDED THIS TOO
- Whoever’s playing that flute was told to play that shit LOUD
- Jeremy’s “Christineee” omg he’s so in love
The Smartphone Hour
- The new instrumental sounds at the start sound bonk
- The phone sound effects make me wanna die dndkjssk
- Tiffany Mann’s voice COME THROUGH
- The “whoaaaa” was changed which makes me sad
- I’m glad they specified it was Jake’s house because when I listened to the OG one at first I was like did he just burn down a random house ??
- The dialogue between Chloe and Brooke is kinda dramatic now but it’s not a bad thing
- KATHYLN CARLSON’S VOICE IN HER SOLO CHORUS YES SIS
- the whistle noise has gotta go that’s what my track coaches whistle sounded like when I wasn’t running fast enough
- I’m scared now the dance break sounds like salsa music
- “Matches, ashes” was changed to “drama, drama” girl what
- Brooke’s screams yes
- The random auto tune voices in the back are trying to capture the creepy vibe that this song originally has but isn’t doing it
- This song isn’t changed much though and still has the OG vibes which is good
The Pants Song
- The weird piano at the start scares me
- The lyrics have changed a bit too
- I’m not too familiar with this song because I don’t listen to it so often but it doesn’t sound too different from the OG cast recording which is good instrumental wise
- The chorus sounds different though I don’t know how I feel about it
- The “Michael in the bathroom” melody playing in the back during the dialogue YES
- Omg the dialogue where Jeremy’s dad tells him to say it like he’s in the army omg I’m weak
- YES THE HARMONY RIGHT AFTER RHAY DIALOGUE
The Pitiful Children
- My fav song
- Not this version I don’t think but
- I don’t mind the lyric changes but I think it takes the dark creepy techno vibe out of the song
- If it was anyone other than Jason Tam singing this version I wouldn’t like it
- The chorus lost its punch with this new pop sound
- I’m really confused as to why the lyrics had to change tho these make less on an impact, I think a solo song with Jeremy and the Squip about Christine would’ve cooler
- The Squip and Jeremy’s harmonies tho like fuck me up
- The techno voice singing “lets save the pitiful children” is eh like it makes it cheesy
- I’m scared of the Squip singing “Squip Squip Squip”
- “Everything about us” run is still amazing as always
- I just realized the Squip is using Christine to manipulate Jeremy into squipping everyone that makes sense that’s why the lyrics are changing
The Play
- The dialogue at the start is different but it makes sense, it’s Jeremy realizing the Squip made him Squip the whole cast
- The instrumental sound is the same thankfully
- “Michael makes an entrance” sounds like Michael wants to die is he good
- It adds Michael and Jeremy’s fighting dialogue in it which I like and adds the two player game melody in the back
- Jake’s “living the upgrade” line was cut short :((( I love his voice
- They changed the “having sex” convo between Brooke and Chloe which doesn’t make it relevant to that scene anymore ?? But they also validate each other so idc
- The “I love play rehearsal” melody playing when Christine talks yes ma’am
- “I’m stronger than you think I am” I LOVE JEREMY
- The LGW melody playing when Jeremy is telling the Squip to fuck off
- Jeremy and Michael saying “oh god” back and fourth to each other in different tones of voice is an accurate representation of having a best friend conversation
Voices in my head
- The start sounds like pac-man and I’m so here for it
- RICH HAS HIS LISP YES QUEEN also his harmonies !!
- This instrumental is kept pretty much the same too which I’m happy about
- “Don’t dump her on Halloween” BYE I love u Brooke
- “We are your squad” AWE
- It’s so pure
- The second verse has some lyric changes but I like them more
- LGW melody is playing when he and Christine talk which is so soft bc he’s like owning being a loser?
- The “bowling alley performance art” line wouldn’t make sense if you haven’t watched the show but it’s cute
- The loud flute is present again shsksksksks
- Awe the ending harmonies are soft
- The Squip was tripping balls in the end of that wtf
- The “na na na” runs at the end don’t sound like the more than survive ones sjsksksk
- “You ready?” I LOVE
- Jeremy is such a dork and I love that so much in this song
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Reacting to Charli, baby!
If you were wondering why I hadn’t mentioned her in my last Music Monday post, this is why! I haven’t done one of these long album reaction posts in a long, long while, (not since Love + Fear, I believe,) and this is an album I’ve been hyped for, so I figured why not? I’ve heard a lot of the singles, but there are still many surprises to by had. Listen along to the album with me if you want, and without further ado, let’s ride.
Next Level Charli
I’m getting big “Vroom Vroom” vibes from this?
I’ve got it. This song is like the inverse to “Vroom Vroom.” It’s got the same anthemic bombast to it from the vocal delivery and lyrics, but with a brighter sound. The synths are high and glistening rather than low and abrasive.
The lyrics are super sweet. Maybe a dedication to the fans?
All right Charli, I’m ready to go to the next level.
Gone ft. Christine and the Queens
God this song still slams into the exosphere. The verses have so much taut tension to them with the bubbling synths and snappy drums, and then the chorus comes and hits you like a ton of bricks.
Also can we talk about how relatable the lyrics are? This is one giant shoutout to everyone that’s an insecure and antisocial mess at any party or gathering. Thank you for making a song for our kind Charli.
Christine and the Queens’s voice has this amazing fluidity to it, it must be the French in her. (Also, when she sings in French during the bridge? DEAD.)
Still meh on the outro though.
Cross You Out ft. Sky Ferreira
We’ve got some more aggressive production on this song, which is cool. It contrasts nicely with the more lilting vocals.
GIMME THOSE SKY FERREIRA CRUMBS. WHEN ARE WE GETTING MASOCHISM???!?!
If you listen to the bridge with good headphones you can hear these really low backing vocals from Sky that rattle the nape of your neck, they’re amazing.
I do wish it was a bit more experimental though, it does stay fairly constant through the entirety of the song and makes it a bit of a bland listen. Doesn’t mean I don’t like it, though.
1999 ft. Troye Sivan
Bop. Next.
Okay, I should actually say something about this, shouldn’t I?
I think it’s pretty cool that a song about 90s throwbacks actually does all it can to sound like it was plucked right out of the 90s. The production is bouncy, sparkly, and seamless, filled with glitching synths, sharp drums, and cute little ad-libs that make it a ton of fun. (That little “hee-hee” that Troye does after mentioning Michael Jackson? Art.)
I’m not usually into stuff that cashes into cheap nostalgia with little commentary as to why that nostalgia is wanted, (the main difference between me liking a song like “Ribs” by Lorde vs. “2002″ by Anne-Marie for example,) but whatever. This is catchy as heck. I love it.
Click ft. Kim Petras and Tommy Cash
Ooh, looks like we’re getting spooky here. This sounds very Turn Off The Lights and Pop 2.
We got a “woo-ah!” Kim Petras is here!
I’ve never heard of Tommy Cash or listened to any of his music. I don’t know if his sound is quite for me, but maybe I’ll look into his solo work later.
This isn’t a favorite of mine so far, (it’s far more avant garde than the other songs,) but I don’t know. I see it having its time and place, specifically when I want to feel like a bad bitch.
Warm ft. HAIM
Those keys! Those gentle synths! Hearing this production with headphones on is heavenly.
I never thought that Charli XCX and HAIM could work on a track together. HAIM is a very acoustic-driven band that takes inspiration from the past, and Charli always leans into more futuristic, synthetic ideas, but HAIM slip into Charli’s sound pretty well here.
Overall, it’s not a standout, but I don’t dislike it. My consensus isn’t especially hot or cold, it’s WARM.
I’m so sorry.
Thoughts
Well that intro brought me to attention very quickly. Am I in a Windows startup?
Those high notes are the best part of the song. Charli’s got range! Her vocals sound really full and rich here, especially on the verses.
Ironically, I don’t have many thoughts on this song overall.
I’m so sorry.
Blame It On Your Love ft. Lizzo
I already know that I love this song. Let’s get to bopping!
Small detail but the snare drums on this song are great.
This song has a drop that doesn’t suck, and I can’t stress how rare and refreshing that is. It sounds like a shot of caffeine, buzzy and colorful and not long enough.
Can we all agree that Lizzo is a blessing unto this Earth? Charisma rolls off her in waves. I don’t think I’ve ever been so sad for a rap verse to end in a pop song.
What an amazing song.
White Mercedes
The vulnerability in the lyrics on this song matched the subtler production sounds great.
Charli’s vocals sounds??? So good??? I don’t want this to come across the wrong way, but I never really listened to her music for her vocal prowess. Her strong suit always laid in delivering energy and an assertive presence, (like on “I Love It” or “Break The Rules.”) But this song shows just how downright lovely she can sound.
This is stacking up to be one of my favorite non-singles on this album. What a wonderful surprise this turned out to be.
Silver Cross
This is all right. I don’t have much to say on it. It’s got some interesting production elements and a solid vocal performance. It’s middle of the road.
In hindsight this maybe could’ve been cut.
I Don’t Wanna Know
We’ve got a more moody, atmospheric sound for this song. The drums and synths have lots of echo to them, giving the mix a sense of space. It’s like Charli’s the singer in a smoky room from “Don’t Stop Believin.’”
While it’s nice that the album takes a break from the glittery pop hooks and bombastic party jams, I do think this is a tad dull.
Official
I like those little punches of synth that make up the rhythm in the first verse.
OH MY GOD, the sparkling synths and tinkling keys on this track, they sound like flowers blooming and glimmering gemstones, that is GORGEOUS.
The way that the production builds on this song by laying in the sounds one by one is really interesting. Some of the effect is lost by the way the backing track is frequently paused throughout the song, which is kind of annoying, but the idea is there, and it’s cool. I like it in theory.
Shake It ft. Big Freedia, cupcakKe, and Pablo Vittar
I’ve heard a lot of good things about cupcakKe’s solo work and I know that she’s worked with Charli in the past, and I also know that Pablo Vittar and Charli made “Flash Pose” recently,” but I haven’t heard any of the solo work from these guest features, so I have no clue what to expect.
Those water sounds and how they meld into glitchy techno noises and then breaths? The dual tracking that moves from ear to ear and the whispered vocals? Her mind?
This is a wild ride with headphones on.
Febrary 2017 ft. Clairo and Yaeji
I didn’t listen to this despite it being released as a single. I wanted to be a surprise for the album.
Clairo’s low key voice works pretty well with the slithery vocal production that Charli often uses. I guess the glitchiness of Charli’s sound would compliment a bedroom pop artist.
The way the production explodes! This sounds fantastic! Holy moly! It’s like diving into a cotton candy wonderland!
That switch up into Yaeji’s part is pretty jarring though. While I like the cooing, gentle vocals and minimal production, it upright clashes with the first half of the track. If it had been worked into the previous production rather than cutting away from it I think it might’ve worked better.
This song comes across more as a mish-mash of ideas rather than a polished final product. I think maybe another draft could’ve improved it. Still, I do love the ideas it presents.
2099 ft. Troye Sivan
That last song! My my my how 50 minutes have flown by.
That heartbeat at the start of the song!
Okay this song is kind of all over the place. I don’t know if I have any definite thoughts on it.
Still, if this is what music sounds like in 2099 I won’t necessarily be complaining.
My Thoughts Summarized: This album feels like Charli half wanted to go avant-garde, half wanted to go mainstreen-friendly. This leads to a couple of confused moments, but also to some songs that meet those two options in the middle. While I feel like a few tracks could’ve been reworked or cut, I do like this project a lot. Charli really brought the bops and stepped it up with the vocals and lyrics. My favorite songs at the moment are probably “Gone,” “Blame It One Your Love,” and “White Mercedes.”
Can we talk about how gorgeous the visuals for this album have been, not only with the album art but with the music videos too? We had the badass prosthetics for “Blame It On Your Love,” the 90s throwback with “1999,” and Charli and Chris dancing on a car in the rain. I love it.
What did you think of Charli? Agree or disagree? Comment or reblog with your thoughts, I’m excited to hear what you think.
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reaction post typed while watching SPN 14x01 “Stranger in a Strange Land”
oh boy WHAT A GOOD START
03:13pm
I AM READY (slash not ready at all) FOR CAS BEING VERY SAD ABOUT DEAN FOR MULTIPLE EPISODES STRAIGHT (slash not straight at all)
i know almost nothing about this season besides dean being micheal for longer than he was a demon, and cas being :< the saddest puppy
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03:15
yoooo i need to go find some headphones because i can hear all the BLRAHAHRGAH but voices are muffled
brb
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03:18
headphones acquired
now let’s do this recap again
i paused on alexander’s boobs
i still don’t get why breasts are censored and non-breasts are not. like. they’re literally the same just less squishy???
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WHOA THESE HEADPHONES HAVE BASS. i haven’t heard bass in months
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okay no the issue with voices is the video file, not my speakers
welp guess i gotta just deal with it and squint at the screen because somehow that makes it easier to hear shit idk
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03:22
still mid-key bummed about gabriel and dean yelling “gabe no!!!”
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03:23
sam driving the impala alone is such a sad sight
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i can head the adhan (muslim call the prayer) in the background
pffffff of course michael goes to arabia
i guess he teleported.... i guess that’s better than taking poor dean on a plane
oh wait the adhan was on dean’s phone??? jsdfghd unsure what to make of that
oH MY GOD MICHEL IS MUSLIM
THIS MAKES ME WEIRDLY HAPPY
IDK WHAT OTHER PEOPLE THINK OF THIS BUT I AM A FAN
oh wait never mind that’s nOT DEAn
IT LOOKED LIKE HIM OKAY, in profile, lying in bed
WHOOPS
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oh god this guy better not die
i feel such immediate fondness
please let him be gentle and loving and important and not a terrorist or a red shirt
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THIS IS MAKING ME SO EMOTIONAL I HAVEN’T HEARD ANYONE SAYING THESE PRAYERS IN SO LONG
one time i was in the school playground and i think someone asked if i could speak any other language and i said nope but i could say that prayer...... and they made me repeat so they could laugh at me again
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also the dude skipped a whole surah (verse) and a hands-on-the-knees-bow before sijda (kneeling)
i guess it’s a timing thing but jsdgjgd INACCURACY
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03:32
JENSEN PRAYING LIKE THAT PROBABLY SHOULDN’T BE A TURN-ON BUT WOWWW
PLEASE DO THAT A LOT MORE
his pronunciation was so beautiful, shoutout to whichever dialect coach sat there helping him say it right
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03:34
“if you really cared about peace, you never would’ve left syria”
MICHEAL IS AN ASSHOLE
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03:35
micheal: “you’re lost, and not worth saving”
definitely two distinct destiel concepts turned on their heads in six words there
cas’ “when he first laid his hand on you in hell, he was LOST”
and dean’s “you don’t think you deserve to be saved”
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03:38
ooooo nice title card with the flapping wings
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03:39
it’s so nice seeing the bunker crowded with good guys
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03:39
this guy: sam season 18
500 other people probably made this joke already
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03:42
sam: “maggie, can you hack the traffic cams on the freeway?”
maggie: “um................... no?”
relatable
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03:44
BOBBY AND JACK YAYYY
god this makes me wanna write all the AUs where it’s not weird that character x is alive at the same time as character y. i know i do that a lot anyway but I WANT MORE
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03:47
southern suit guy: “castiel... darling”
cas: “oh god” >:|
i love how cas is so done with everything and everyone, forever
my love for him knows no bounds
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and i love that cas is still curious enough to ask “what did you just order?”
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03:50
cas: *very calm, very stern, very slow* “does any demon know where dean winchester is?”
vs
*throws monster against tree* “WHERE’S THE ANGEL”
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03:51
demon: “and how is it you lost dean? i thought the two of you were joined at the.......” *gestures to crotch* “you know... everything”
IS IT QUEERBAITING OR IS IT JUST QUEER WE JUST DON’T KNOW
BUT I’M ENJOYING IT
I’LL FUCKING TAKE IT, THANK YOU ANDREW DABB
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03:54
oh cas :c
poor cas
he probably needs to read “how to win friends and influence people” tbh
if his first port of call to bargaining with demons is threatening them, that’s not getting him anywhere in the long run
not saying he deserved getting beaten up by a gang (hell no) but he probably could’ve offered, like, an angel feather or something
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also whenever something bad happens to cas what makes me saddest is knowing that somewhere in the world there are people grinning with glee and taking it as confirmation that the character is worthless
i probably shouldn’t think about that but i do anyway
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03:58
oh hey danneel!!! i didn’t know she’d be back, i’m glad she is
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03:59
michael: “you don’t recognise me with this pretty face?”
1. michael thinks dean is pretty
2. i wonder how many casual viewers aren’t aware these two are married
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04:02
you know what i find interesting
jensen seems to be able to control his face so that he doesn’t look obviously attracted to danneel in this scene (besides the chin touch)
i think his pupils are slightly dilated but that might be the low light
which leads me to believe
1. he’s trying extra hard because He’s Married To Her (and micheal has intense facial control anyway)
1.1. he doesn’t try so hard with misha because he doesn’t realise he’s doing it
2. he does the hearteyes and lip-licks with misha/cas on purpose because DEAN is attracted to cas
or ALL OF THE ABOVE
(and while 1.1 and 2 may seem to conflict, i theorise that jensen allows his natural reactions to show because he knows he likes misha and knows dean likes cas??)
anyway my point is that he showed less outward attraction to his wife than he does to his boyfriend and there’s probably a good reason for that and jensen was thinking about it while acting
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04:08
the way michael hisses when he says “a placccccee..” and wobbles his head when he says “it’s very very human of you” reminds me of kaa from the jungle book (specifically the scarlett johannson live action/cgi version)
he a snek
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micheal: “if they’re all these sad... lost... fallen things, maybe they’re not worth saving either”
clearly this guy never heard the story about the starfish
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04:14
ugh lucifer’s still here? or ... wait is this the vessel?? oh mannnn poor dude
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04:17
oh no sam, seeing his torturer being an okay guy now
everyone in this show is so traumatised
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04:18
demon suit guy: “i’m the boy who’s got your angel! and you wanna seem him again... you know, alive, we should probably chat”
sam is having a bad day, i see
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04:19
what’s cool about this episode so far is that yeah there’s a LOT going on
but it’s balanced and makes sense and is informative and entertaining, not a garbage pile of chaos like a deadly duo episode would be
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04:23
cas does the best eye-rolls
and his eyelashes are so pretty
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04:40
kip: “so take the deal, sam, before i stop trying to be crowley...... and show you who i really am”
a good line
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04:44
hey the black dude survived!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! the demon’s vessel is fine!!!!
that’s new
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04:46
the fact the humans can all come out of that fight just looking lightly scratched and cas looks like he was attacked by a giant squirrel is quite a feat
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04:48
jack: “all i did was get punched in the face”
cas: “to be fair, we all got punched in the face”
face punch solidarity!!
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04:49
jack says without power he’s useless
cas: “oh jack... that’s just not true”
CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT 300% LEVEL COMPLETED POWER BOOST TO ALL STATS
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04:52
oh heckie deckie it looks like michael is gonna raise an army of monsters
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WELP THAT WAS GREAT
10/10
NOBODY I CARED ABOUT DIED
SAVING PEOPLE, HUNTING THINGS
THE FAMILY BUSINESS
I LOVE WHEN THEY ALL LOVE EACH OTHER AND WORK TOGETHER
i look forward to seeing charlie and rowena later!!! since they’re still alive in this universe i believe
god this show is so much better when people aren’t dead
i still mourn for kevin though
jack is a lil cutie patootie, maggie is adorable also. like mice in a house of rabbits
cas is still and forever my favourite. <3 <3 <3 and i love when he’s such a valued part of the team and knows it implicitly
CAS IS LOVED AND KNOWS IT, AND LOVES OTHERS AND IS CLEAR ABOUT IT
HALLELUJAH
#Elmie watches things#season 14#spn spoilers#14x01#stranger in a strange land#Andrew Dabb#post of postiness
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aos for the ask meme. or, if you've already gotten that (or you just wanna do both) the wider MCU.
the first character i ever fell in love with: Skye. Or Ward. I can’t really remember which came first. Probably Skye because she was so relatable and quirky and positive but I also loved grumpy pretending-not-to-care SO Ward.
a character that i used to love/like, but now do not: Skye… or Daisy I guess. I started losing interest around halfway through S2 with the whole Afterlife plot (and then just stopped watching the show altogether after the S2 finale lol) but S3 was the one that really left a bad taste in my mouth. And the start of S4 with emo vigilante Daisy. I don’t dislike her, but it’s a far cry from the love I had for her in the early days. Same with Jemma, actually. I really liked her in S1, this cute, quirky if slightly awkward scientist willing to bend the rules when she believes it’s the right thing to do. Afterwards things got… complicated. I like her more on her own, outside of FS scenes (which, when does that ever happen?) Can she/they ever have a storyline that doesn’t involve saving the other one? For science? No?
a ship that i used to love/like, but now do not: Hmm… I don’t think I have one? Once I decide I like something, I fall for it pretty hard. lol. I guess Daisy/Lincoln. That’s a funny one, because when they sort of started flirting in S2 I liked the idea of them together, and I thought they had a lot of potential. But once it actually happened I wasn’t into it at all. It felt kinda rushed and I just didn’t really see any chemistry between them. It was an ‘expectations vs. reality’ sort of thing for me.
my ultimate favorite character™: Oh gosh… Fitz, I guess? I mean, obviously I’m trash for Ophelia but I actually wasn’t all that fond of the whole Aida arc at the beginning… I liked her more in the Framework, and all the potential she had as a human (or Inhuman, whatever.) It’s funny because he sort of grew on me. I admittedly didn’t pay much attention to him in S1 because I was so wrapped up in Skyeward, but once they killed that storyline and started developing his character from the nerdy sidekick/comic relief to an actual, fleshed-out character dealing with brain damage, then yes I became involved. Still mourned the untimely demise of Skyeward in S2 though.
prettiest character: Fitz or Ward if it’s more ‘handsome’ pretty. Out of the ladies… Daisy, I suppose? Also Stephanie Malick because personal bias - yes I’ve loved Bethany Joy Lenz since One Tree Hill and they totally should’ve let her stick around for longer than two episodes god damn it.
my most hated character: I’m not particularly fond of Jemma. Or what they’ve done with her, I suppose. But god damn it if there’s one character I hate it’s Ruby. Really glad that arc is over.
my OTP: This one’s pretty obvious. Skye/Ward and Fitz/Ophelia. Hehe.
my NOTP: Fitzsimmons sorry not sorry.
favorite episode: (In no particular order): 5.14, 4.16 and 1.17. Self Control and, frankly, all the Framework episodes, are strong contenders, but that’s my podium.
saddest death: I’ve got to say Fitz. Mostly because it was so sudden and I honestly wasn’t expecting it at all. I genuinely didn’t think they’d have the balls to kill off one half of FS, especially on-screen. I was literally expecting him to miraculously pull through and just have his legs amputated or something. It felt so surreal. Of course, then they brought CryoFitz back into play so really it was all just one big cop-out (figures) but the shock factor was definitely there. It was just the right amount of sad and downright distressing and even unsettling, with the way he didn’t fully comprehend what was happening and just…slipped away. I also really liked how they didn’t cheapen the moment by making it all about FS, which was… honestly such a nice surprise? I preferred the shocked and unaware approach they took, and how he spent his last moments with… kind of the two most unlikely people - May whom he hasn’t ever really bonded with, a relationship which is made especially awkward by their experience in the Framework and the ‘super villain interrogation’ in 5.15; and Mack, who literally told him days or even hours earlier that he needs ‘fixing.’ It was all very weird and bizarre and surprising, and definitely felt like a solid punch to the gut. At least, until they straight up announced they’re going to essentially retcon it… Eh. Also, Ophelia? Maybe less sad and more just downright disturbing and gratuitously violent and graphic.
favorite season: If Season 1 and 4.16-20 and 5.14 could somehow be merged into one season… that would be it. lol. Overall, I have to say S1. Most people hate it and call it the weakest season and, sure, it felt very formulaic and had this predictable ‘monster of the week’ format at first but it was genuinely enjoyable to watch. Every other season after that I just found myself getting angry at something. lol. I actually liked pretty much every character in S1 to some degree and because nothing was set in stone or made explicitly canon yet, there was a lot more freedom shipping-wise. There was no ‘right’ or ‘wrong’ ship, or ‘no you can’t like this character because of X, Y, Z’ it was just whatever you were into. For a while it seemed like pretty much all combinations of the Bus Kids ships had a decent chance of sailing. That’s a pretty damn good feeling.
least favorite season: Hands down Season 5. I wasn’t a fan of Season 3 either (though admittedly I did like certain episodes/aspects of it) and Season 2 could’ve done without that whole ‘Real SHIELD’ plot but Season 5 takes the cake. I mean… seriously. It was a let down, especially after the hugely successful Framework arc (the show’s strongest point so far imo.) So naturally there was a lot of expectation and it kind of fell flat. They had maybe 2 or 3 strong episodes. The rest was riddled with plot holes, blatant fan service, lines that sounded like they pulled straight from fanfic, radical and often inexplicable shifts in character behaviour from one episode to the next that could be classified as borderline character assassination, frequent lack of continuity, too much time spent on characters that ultimately turned out to be irrelevant/got quickly killed off, writers seemingly forgetting what had happened in literally the previous episode, etc. There’s really no excuse for that mess. lol. Not to mention the at times pretty obvious budget cuts and the lack of decent lighting which made the space pod downright unwatchable at times. Really feels like the weakest, most disjointed and confused season of all. Which is a shame. Because it could’ve been great. But it just really… wasn’t.
character that everyone else in the fandom loves, but i hate: I don’t want to say Jemma but… Jemma? I guess part of the problem is that I feel there tends to be a discrepancy between the actual canonic on-screen representation of Jemma and fanon Jemma, at least in my experience. She (and Daisy) seem to get put on this imaginary pedestal a lot of the time and given leeway and all these concessions that other characters aren’t allowed. Sometimes I think I hate fandom’s approach to and treatment of certain characters more than I hate the actual character. Also, Mack and Bobbi? I feel like they’re pretty massive fandom faves as well and I never really got invested in them. I don’t hate them, they’re just… Meh.
my ‘you’re piece of trash, but you’re still a fave’ fave: Leopold, the ultimate trash fave. Hehe. He’s just so deliciously messed up and complex and it’s so much fun to explore all of that. He’s like the one villain AOS completely unintentionally got right. Magnetic, charismatic, complicated. Sure, he only ever really shows up in about five episodes but in those five or six episodes they build a really solid character. We’re not told or shown everything, but that’s the point. Sometimes the implication is enough - and it’s super fun to fill in those gaps. And those suits. I mean, c’mon. lol
my ‘beautiful cinnamon roll who deserves better than this’ fave: Literally no one on this show is a cinnamon roll anymore. lol. I think Ophelia easily could’ve had a really satisfying redemption arc if the writers were actually willing to get into that instead of just shelving their more complex characters and turning to the safe option of ‘let’s kill the baddie.’ Ward could’ve possibly been redeemed too (up to a certain point at least) but I guess part of his appeal is that he didn’t want to be? Uh… and out of the still alive ones (kind of??), Fitz. He’s had a really tough time literally since S2. I also liked Mace and Radcliffe and I kind of wish they got to stick around for a bit longer.
my ‘this ship is wrong, nasty, and makes me want to cleanse my soul, but i still love it’ ship: Fitz/Ophelia. Obviously. I guess one of the more weirder ones is Hive/Stephanie. That’s… not remotely canon (I mean, I guess they kissed? lol) but in my headcanon Framework verse it is. Let’s be honest, there’s probably tons more because I always latch on to the more obscure stuff, but I can’t really think of anything else at the moment.
my ‘they’re kind of cute, and i lowkey ship them, but i’m not too invested’ ship: Philinda and Mackelena. I don’t ship either but I guess I can kind of see the appeal and I wish them all the best for the sake of the shippers because both of these pairings are frequently overshadowed by… well, the main ship. I can totally understand and sympathize with their frustration.
#replies#ask meme#fandom wank#discourse™#thanks for asking! <3#also i might go back and edit this later and add the mcu stuff#but right now i'm just so exhausted lol#ilosttrackofthings
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SINGAPORE SLING <> ASHANTI & EDWARD
After the rough day that she had gone through, Ashanti found herself at the bar drinking. She knew that she shouldn’t be doing that seeing as she was a princess and she had a reputation to uphold, but she simply couldn’t careless. Besides, the bartender had been kind enough to introduce her to the Singapore Sling, a very delicious drink with a high alcohol content. After polishing off a few drinks, she was feeling tipsy and out of the corner of her eyes, she saw Edward. Clearly not in her right mind, she called out to him. “Prince Edward, it’s nice to see you. Wanna join me for a drink?” She raised her half empty glass. “It’s called the Singapore Sling, very delicious.”
Edward had been in his room, and trying to avoid everyone. He didn’t want to see anyone that would ask him about Charlotte. But he was getting restless, and decided to head to the bar, and grab a drink. When he made his way down there, he was surprised to hear someone calling his name, and he looked over and saw Princess Ashanti, “Princess Ashanti, I would be happy to join you.” She was the only person that knew what he was going through, so he felt comfortable talking to her. He looked at the drink she had, and it looked like she had a few of them, “Well I will trust you.” He called over the bartender, “I’ll have a Singapore Sling.” He smiled.
“Come sit next to me.” Ashanti patted the seat next to her in her inebriated state. “Good, you should trust me, this is really good.” She smiled happily at him and took a sip of her drink. “It’s been a good day, right? I thought I was going to spend time with my boyfriend here, turns out he’s got other plans with your fiancee.” She rolled her eyes, “But whatever, who cares about them, at least I have this yummy drink.”
Edward went and sat next to Ashanti, and smiled, “I can’t wait to try it.” He sighed when she mentioned what happened today, “Yeah…perfect.” He shook his head, and thanked the bartender for his drink and took a sip. It was actually really good, so he took a big gulp. “Well they can have each other, because I don’t want her anymore.” That was a lie, but he wasn’t going to let her bring him down. He quickly finished his drink, and ordered another one. “It is yummy, you were right about that.
Ashanti didn’t want to feel sad, she was cried out, so instead she chose to bury her hurt feelings with alcohol. It was helping a lot, thankfully. “I don’t want him anymore either. I can’t believe I ever loved him.” She shook her head and took another drink. “Did you know he’s told me he loved me. We even had sex a few times. But now, he’s found his soulmate and all of a sudden, he has to be with her? Whatever…” She snorted at the sarcastic remark.
Edward grabbed his fresh drink, and gulped it down pretty quickly, and tapped the bar to get another one. He listened to Ashanti go on about Andrew, and it made his stomach churn. “Well I told Charlotte that I loved her, but she was never interested in me really. Even before she “found” her soulmate, she would always keep me at arms length. I should have known then that we weren’t going to make it.” He drank more of his drink.
While Ashanti was ranting and raving, she didn’t even once think that what she said might have set something off in Edward. She felt bad when she heard what he said.. “Well, she must be blind then. I mean, look at you. You’re handsome. Why would she not want to be with you? Maybe there’s something wrong with her.” Ashanti laughed. “But Charlotte has always been the good girl. No wonder she didn’t return your feelings, she was waiting for her soulmate.” As she said that, she made air quotes with her fingers.
Edward shook his head hearing how much Ashanti loved that dumb ass, “He didn’t deserve your love, or your everything, he should be glad that you even looked in his direction.” He picked up his drink and went to drink it, but it was empty. “HEY! ANOTHER ONE!” He hit the bar several times. He needed to numb this pain, and the Singapore Slings were doing the trick. “She is not your friend either, she not a good girl or good friend. They are mean people that like to break hearts. Well you know what I say, Fuck them both!” He grabbed his fresh drink and drank half the contents, “To getting rid of the bad people in our lives.” He toasted.
Ashanti was starting to feel better now that Edward was with her. She never thought she would rant so much in her life, but it actually felt good to get it all out of her chest. “I don’t care anymore. He’s not thinking about me. Why should I be thinking about him?” She said, rolling her eyes, giggling to herself when she saw Edward demanding another drink. “I know right, I thought she was doing me a favor by introducing me to Andrew, turns out, it was not at all. So fuck her and him both with a rusty dildo.” She agreed with him and raised his glass. “Here… Here…” She toasted and took a huge drink.
Edward was glad that he decided to come out of the room, and joined Ashanti in the bar, it was exactly what he needed right now. He finished his drink, and got another one, and gave her a strong nod, “That’s right! We don’t have to spend time thinking about them, while they are doing God knows what together. We are just as capable of doing whatever we want to get over their lies and deceit!” He shook his head, “Because she is not a good person, she is evil and mean. And wants to hurt people, but she is not going to get the satisfaction to hurt me.” He laughed loud, “A rusty dildo! That’s hilarious…do dildos get rusty? I didn’t think that was possible…” He felt himself going off the rails, “Never mind about that…I say fuck them both!”
Ashanti was completely drunk and judging by how loud Edward was being, she could tell that he was in the same shoes as well. “Shhh… You’re hurting my ears.” She giggled. Deciding that she’d had enough of talking about Andrew and Charlotte she said, “I don’t care anymore. Let them be together. I don’t want to talk about them.” She could tell that he was hurting, even despite saying that he wasn’t going to let Charlotte hurt him, so a change of topic couldn’t come fast enough. “I don’t know. Maybe if the dildo is made out of metal.” She chuckled at the comment before finishing off her drink and getting another one. “Wanna know a secret? When I was growing up, I had the hugest crush on you. I thought you were really hot.” She admitted with a dreamy look.
Edward had no idea how loud he was, and in this moment, he didn’t care, “I’m not that loud…but you need to be loud to let everybody know that we don’t give a flying fuck about people that don’t want us, because guess what, we don’t want them either!” He laughed and gulped down his drink, and nodded for another. He was trying not to think about Charlotte and Andrew, but it was hard, but with Ashanti there, it was so much easier to not think about them. He laughed, “I’m not well versed on dildos, but there are metal ones? I would think that would hurt right?” He laughed and smiled as the bartender gave them both new drinks, and he leaned in closer to her, “Yeah, let’s hear it.” He smiled when she confessed to having a crush on him, “Oh really? You said you thought…is that past tense? Do you think I am a old fart now?” He chuckled, and gave her a flirty look. He was very flattered to know that someone as hot as Ashanti would ever think he was hot.
Ashanti couldn’t stop herself from laughing. Edward was drunk and he clearly didn’t give a fuck about anyone hearing him ranting and raving. She found that refreshing. Being a royalty, they were expected to act a certain way, they were never allowed to be reckless. Tonight, they both had forgotten all about that, neither giving a second thought to their behavior. “I don’t know!” She laughed, loudly, “It’s not like I do a lot of researches about dildos. Princesses are supposed to be chaste anyway. But if they do make metal ones, I’m pretty sure there are various sizes. Not everyone likes having a giant phallus in their private parts.” She couldn’t believe that they were actually talking about dildo. It was hilarious. “Yeah,” She answered, coyly before a laugh left her, “You’re alright now. I still prefer the younger version of you.” That was a lie. Edward was like fine wine, he looked even better now as a man than he did when he was a teenage boy, but he didn’t have to know that.
Edward couldn’t believe how drunk he was already, but these Singapore Slings packed a punched, and they were delicious, so he was going to have a few more of them. He laughed at Ashanti’s comment, “Well I guess that’s true, but are many Princesses chaste these days?” He shook his head knowing the answer, especially because he had sex with a few of those Princesses. “I guess a safe metal is okay, but yes it would have to vary in size, because not everyone can handle a huge dildo in their..well you know.” He winked and laughed as she said he was alright, “I guess alright is okay…I mean what should I expect from someone as hot as you. Of course you wouldn’t want me now.” He shrugged his shoulders, and finished his drink.
“Hey, I was chaste…” Ashanti gasped and chided, “Well, I was until I met ‘he that shall not be named’ But anyway, I was chaste.” Although she wasn’t a virgin anymore, she only chose to have sex with Andrew because she thought that she was going to marry him someday. What a joke that turned out to be. She laughed at his comment, shaking her head. “What? You’re too cool to say vagina?” She teased, “You know what I never get?” She took another drink before continuing. “Why women would want to stick a dildo inside them? I’m more of a vibrator kind of girl, myself.” If she was sober, she’d never in a million years be talking about anything sexual, but since she was drunk, she couldn’t care less. “Oh come on, I’m not hot. You’re just saying that to not make me feel bad since I said that you were hot first.” She laughed.
Edward was shocked to hear that Ashanti actually gave her virginity to that ass wipe, “You totally deserved better than that, and if he was here, I would punch him in the face for doing that to you, after taking such a precious gift.” He wanted to make her forget all about Andrew, but he had no idea how to do that. So he stuck with the conversation. He laughed, “No I’m not too cool to say that, but I was going to say pussy, but I thought that might be too vulgar.” He listened to her as he drank more of his drink, “I don’t get it at all, I would think you would prefer the real thing, but I guess if you are away from the real thing for a long period time, then a vibrator or dildo would be the next best thing.” He almost choked on his drink when she tried to say she wasn’t hot, “Are you blind? Have you looked at yourself, you are smoking hot.” He stood up, “Hey everybody! Isn’t this girl smoking hot?” Some of the guys agreed him, and a few girls, “See I told you, you are hot as fuck.”
Ashanti refused to be sad, she didn’t want to think about what Andrew had done to her. Yes, she was still very angry with him for what he’d done, but she also couldn’t force him to love her. He’d made his choice to be with his soulmate and there was nothing she could do about it. “It is what it is, Edward. I don’t even want to think about it.” She said, shrugging her shoulders. When she heard what he said next, she nearly choked on her drink. “Edward! Stop being so loud. You can’t be saying pussy out in public. You’re a Crown Prince.” She laughed and shook her head at him. “Of course I prefer the real thing, but when I’m alone, I prefer a vibrator.” She corrected him, smiling as if it was the most natural thing to discuss between them. Her face was so hot, she swore she’d turn purple when he was asking people how hot she was. “Stop it, you’re embarrassing me.” She laughed. “I get your point, okay? I’m hot and so are you. Can we talk about something else now?”
Edward smiled, “Then we won’t think about it.” He didn’t want to upset Ashanti, she deserved better, so he was going to move on. He laughed and shrugged his shoulders, “Why can’t I say pussy? Is there a law that keeps me from saying pussy? I think pussy is a great word to say in public. Pussy, pussy, pussy.” He laughed and almost fell out of his chair laughing. He was glad to hear she enjoyed the real thing, because it would have been sad if she wanted toys over the real thing. “I understand,it’s nice to have an alternate plan.” He was enjoying talking to her very much, and he was moving closer and closer as time went past. When she asked to talk about something else, he smirked, “We sure can, how about we talk about getting out of here, going back to my suite, and having two hot people fucking until we forget about those liars?” He knew it was the alcohol talking, but he didn’t care, this was what he wanted, and if Ashanti was down, he knew they would have a great night together.
“Thanks.” Ashanti smiled graciously, thankful that they didn’t have to talk about their fucked up relationships anymore. Another laugh left her when he started talking about pussy. “Stop…” She looked around still giggling, “People are staring. You are such a freak.” She shook her head and looked back at him, “A girl’s gotta get relief sometime.” She could tell that he was moving closer to her, but she didn’t really mind the fact. He was a great conversationalist and easy on the eyes. How could she complain? She was taking a drink when she heard what he said next and she literally spat out the contents in her mouth and coughed. Her eyes watered and it took a minute before she was able to talk again. “You know what, why not? It’s not like there are other hot people around. Give me a minute while I finish my drink.“ She drank all of the contents in her glass before hopping off the bar stool. “Let’s go.”
Edward was gone, and he knew it, but he honestly didn’t care. They had gone through so much already tonight, that they needed to cut loose, and be free to do whatever they wanted. He laughed and looked around the bar, and saw a few people looking at them, and he just waved his drink at them, and smiled. “You’re right, you do need relief, and so do I. I had to do a lot of self relief when I was with…the girl that shall not be named.” He rolled his eyes, and finished his drink. He wasn’t going to give her any more of his thoughts, his focus was on the sexy woman in front of him. He didn’t mean to make her spit out her drink, but he was serious about his question. Although he was sure she would turn him down flat, but luckily, she was feeling as free and frisky as he was, and she agreed. He got up and waited till she finished her drink. He held his hand out to her, “Let’s go.” He took her up to his suite, and he was definitely stumbling a bit, but he was going to get her up there.
Ashanti knew that what she was about to do was wrong. She wasn’t the type of woman to sleep around, she’d saved herself for the right man, and she thought that Andrew was it, it turns out she was wrong. She’d given her whole heart to him and he ended up stomping on it. Even so, she knew that she still loved him. Sex with Edward was a way to escape, nothing more, nothing less. When he offered his hand, she took it, ignoring the electricity she felt as their skins made contact. It was probably the alcohol’s effects on her body anyway. She didn’t say a word as they stumbled to the elevator. Once inside and they were alone, she did the one thing she knew she should never do, she kissed him. The electricity that she felt earlier heightened, making her arousal grow. She moaned into his lips, deepening it.
Edward knew this was something he just needed to get his mind off Charlotte and the hurt she caused him. It may not have been the smartest thing, but right now he wanted to be reckless, and not think about being responsible and royal, he just wanted to let loose, and have sex with Ashanti. They made their way to the elevator, and once they were alone, she kissed him, and he happily kissed her back. He pulled her close, and held her tight in his arms. He let his hands roam her body, and it let it move to her ass, and he lifted her up, and wrapped her arms around his waist. He pressed her against the wall, and continued kissing her. He lips felt amazing, and he wanted more. Once the door opened, he never stopped kissing her, and he walked her to the door in his arms, and opened it. He kicked the door closed with his foot, and pressed her against the wall again, kissing her more.
Ashanti had never kissed a man like this, with desire and so much lust. Her kisses with Andrew although passionate, was never like this. There was a huge difference between the two men. While Andrew was the day, bringing happiness and sunshine into her world, Edward was the complete opposite. He was the night and with the cover of darkness, he brought along mystery and excitement. Just for tonight, she wanted to embrace the darkness that he’d offered. Their kiss escalated in no time at all. One second she was taking charge, the next, she had found her back pressed against the wall and her legs wrapped around his waist. She couldn’t stop a moan from passing through and as she kissed him, she could feel her panties getting soaked. When the elevator came to a stop, he carried her back to his room, never once did he stop kissing her. They were in his room moments later and like in the elevator, she was backed against the wall. She could have kissed him for a while longer, but she was at the point of breaking, so she knew she had to say something. “Fuck me…” She demanded, her voice an octave lower, “Fuck me now, Edward…”
The kiss with Ashanti was like a brand new day, something that he had never felt before. She was amazing, and he could easily pick her up and have his way with her, and he planned to do that all night long. The walk to his suite from the elevator was short and he was not going to stop kissing her for a moment. He realized quickly that he could kiss her for so much longer, but then she said those words that rang in his ears…she wanted him to fuck her, and he was not going to deny her at all. “You got it Ashanti…” He put her to her feet, and started removing all her clothes. She was so sexy as she stood there naked in front of him, and he couldn’t help but try to see her, but it was dark in the room, so all he could see was a little bit from the lights shining in from the outside, but even in that light, she still looked amazing. He quickly took off his clothes, and he picked her back up, and carried her to the bed. He laid her down, and grabbed a condom from the nightstand, and slipped it on. “You are going to be thoroughly fucked tonight Ashanti.” He winked and leaned down and kissed her deeply, as he slid inside her. She was so damn tight, he had to make sure not to cum too fast, but with her, it was going to be hard for him.
If Ashanti wasn’t so drunk, she would be appalled by the lewd request she’d just made. She was a Princess, she knew better than to act that way, but tonight, she couldn’t bring herself to care much about such things. She needed to forget–although she knew that was going to be hard to do–and the easiest way to do that was through acting reckless. She stared into his crystal blue eyes while she awaited his answer and as luck would have it, he didn’t deny her. Carefully, he stripped her clothes off and did the same to himself. It took everything in her not to cover up her body, but again the effects of alcohol saved her from doing that. She couldn’t see much in the darkness, so when he picked her up, she yelped a little. Soon, they were in bed and she could hear the scrunching sound of a condom wrapper being ripped open. Then he was there, on her and inside her. A moan was pulled from her lips once his cock was fully seated inside her pussy. He was big, possibly bigger than Andrew. She took a moment to get adjusted, kissing him back while she did that and once she felt more comfortable, she urged him to move. It felt good, so good in fact that, she wrapped her legs around his waist and began bucking up as he came down on her. “Fuck me harder, Edward…” She demanded hoarsely, her nails raking his back.
Edward was not thinking about his royal title, or anything like that, all he cared about was taking Ashanti, and fucking her through the mattress. She was so incredibly sexy, and beautiful, he couldn’t help himself. Hearing her words turned him on so much, and he was going to give her what she wanted. He started moving inside her, and quickly feeling just how tight she was. “Damn baby you are so tight.” He was in a zone, and he wasn’t even close to stopping, and he wanted to take Ashanti to the limit.
Ashanti allowed her body to take the lead this time, forcing her mind away from her heartbreak. It wasn’t hard for her to forget. Edward was an excellent lover, he knew exactly what to do to make her feel good. She kept on bucking up while he thrust into her and soon the butterflies in her stomach began to flutter about as her climax approached. Her nails dug even deeper into his skin, her breath coming in and out raggedly. “I’m going to cum.” she managed to say and a few strokes later, she found herself falling apart. “Fuck. Edward!” She groaned as sparks flew and everything inside her exploded.
Edward felt like he was having an outer body experience with Ashanti, she felt amazing, and all he wanted to do was give her more and more pleasure. He was picking up the pace and slamming into her pussy harder and faster. He hissed as he felt her nails digging in his skin, “God Ashanti!” He loved that she was so into it, “Cum for me Ashanti! I want to feel your juices all over my cock.” He continued thrusting inside her, and soon she was cumming all over his cock, and feeling her, and hearing her scream out his name, pushed him right over the edge, and he was soon falling apart, “Ashanti…fuck!” He screamed out.
Exhausted, Ashanti moved away from Edward and laid down on the bed. Her heart was still pumping harshly and her breathing was uneven, yet oddly she was smiling. “I think we both needed that.” She told him with a soft chuckle. Although she didn’t do one night stands, she was glad that she had done this. She needed it to get Andrew out of her head and clearly, Edward needed to do the same thing to get Charlotte out his.
Edward was spent, and he laid in the bed next to Ashanti, but he pulled her in his arms, still wanting that connection. “I think you’re right about that. I certainly needed to release this energy i had inside me.” It was something about Ashanti that he liked a lot, and when he was with her, he felt the fire through his body, but he figured it was the sex and the alcohol. But whatever it was, he liked her, and he was glad that she was there to help him forget about Charlotte.
Ashanti chuckled, she couldn’t stop it even if she tried. “Why do I get the feeling that you have a lot more energy pent up in you?” She couldn’t blame him for it, he did say that he’d had a dry spell. At least she’d had sex with Andrew, there was no relief for Edward. She felt bad for the guy. Another thing she didn’t understand was how Charlotte could be around him and not want to jump his bones. The man was gorgeous and she was sincere when she said that he was hot. There was something about him that she liked, but she couldn’t pin point what it was yet.
Edward laughed at Ashanti’s question, “Is it that obvious? I mean it has been a while since I’ve been with a woman, because I was trying to do right by Charlotte, but now that she is out of my life, I got a lot of energy to burn.” He smiled. and hoped that Ashanti wouldn’t mind him spending more of his energy out on her. “So, are you up for another round, or are you going to use me, then just walk away.” He teased.
Edward’s remark had her laughing. He wanted to know if he was being obvious and Ashanti couldn’t lie to him. “You haven’t kicked me out of bed yet, so I figured you still have pent up energy in you.” Flirting with Edward was easy, he didn’t have walls built up and he showed his affection readily. “I’m good with another round and if you can pleasure me enough, I’ll consider not walking away.” She laughed and pulled him for another kiss.
Edward laughed, “I don’t think I would kick you out of the bed…so you don’t ever have to worry about that.” He smirked, and let his hands trace up her arms, it was so easy to flirt with Ashanti, not only was she gorgeous, but she was also easy to talk too, and open about what she wants, which was a complete contrast from Charlotte. He smiled when she agreed she was down for another round, “I think I can pleasure you just fine. Or I should make sure that you can’t walk away.” He smirked, and kissed her back.
“You say that now. We’ll see what happens later. You might get sick of me.” Ashanti returned, teasingly, a hiss leaving her when he trailed his hand over her arms. “Cocky much?” She chuckled, although on the inside she was thrilled by the promise. She couldn’t talk after that as their lips fused together in a heated kiss. She could already feel her body reacting to the kiss, but not once did she try to push the feeling aside. Tonight, she was going to let go of everything and simply enjoy the moment.
“Like I said, I would never kick you out of my bed.” Edward looked Ashanti square in the eyes, to let her know that he was not kidding. She was someone that he wanted to know, and even in the state he was in, he knew that she could be someone that he could be around for a long period of time. He smirked, “Just honest.” He kissed her back, and moved back in between her legs. He reached over and grabbed a condom, and slipped it on before entering back inside her.
Ashanti knew that she shouldn’t feel this comfortable with another man after the fiasco of a relationship with Andrew, yet, oddly, Edward seemed to acheive that feat. She felt like she was talking to an old friend–one that she’d had great sex with. Still, the familiar comfort soothed her and its own way, it made having sex with him even better. Her heart beat picked up when she found herself on her back and Edward between her parted legs. She could see his silhouette as he sheathed himself and found him extremely handsome. Her coherent thoughts went out the window when he entered her, forcing a moan from her as she pulled him closer.
Edward made himself at home inside Ashanti’s pussy walls. He liked how welcoming she was to him, and he was going to make sure to take good care of her, so he was invited back again. He took her hands, laced his fingers with hers, and put them over her head as he slammed his dick deep inside her, “Fuck you are so tight, and feel so good to me.” He looked deep into her eyes, “You’re gorgeous.”
The familiar tingling feeling began to build when Edward joined her hands with his and placed her arms over her head. If she thought he was gorgeous before, he was even more so now with his blue eyes piercing through hers. “Edward…” She moaned, bucking her hips to deepen their connection. She couldn’t keep looking at him, she was feeling too much, more than she ever did with Andrew and it was freaking her out. So, she lifted her head and stole a hungry kiss from him.
The feelings that was going all through his body, had Edward feeling some type of way about all this. Ashanti was doing things that he never thought could be done to him. He looked down at her, and saw something he hadn’t seen before, and it freaked him out a little, but he wasn’t going to focus on that, right now he was just going to enjoy being inside her, and how amazing her body felt pressed against his. “Fuck….Ashanti, you are so beautiful, I like how you call my name.”
After Andrew, the last thing Ashanti wanted was to make a connection with another man. But as hard as she tried to ignore it, the bond she felt with Edward was palpable. There was something that drew her to him and she couldn’t seem to fight it. He kept telling her that she was beautiful and although she wanted to balk at it, instead her body reacted, her pussy clenched around his dick and her hips bucked even more. “Edward… Please…” She was begging, but she didn’t know for what, she just knew she wanted him even more than she did when they first started.
The more Edward was with Ashanti, the more connected he felt to her. Sure he knew it was probably way too soon to be even thinking about being with someone else seriously, because what just happened between him and Charlotte. The news about their breakup hadn’t even hit the press yet, but he was now thinking about Ashanti. But fro now, he was going to focus on the here and now, and just have fun with her. He started picking up his pace, hearing Ashanti beg for more, and he was going to give her more. He stared right into her eyes, and slammed right into her pussy as hard as he could, “Is this what you wanted beautiful? Did your sexy self want to get fucked nice and hard?”
Goosebumps lined Ashanti’s skin at Edward’s response. He knew what she needed and all she had said was please. His thrusts increased and he never once stopped looking at her. She felt a little freaked out by it, but not enough to say anything against it. He was making her feel good and most importantly wanted. Andrew had never made her feel this way. “Yes!” She hissed, lost in a sea of lust. “Harder. Fuck me hard, Edward…” With every thrusts, he was hitting her sweet spot, his rippled abs rubbing against her sensitive nub. “I’m gonna cum…” She moaned and right as the words left her lips, her climax hit her. “Edward!!!” She screamed as her body shook in pleasure.
Edward felt so connected to Ashanti, it was weird, but it was nice too. He never felt connected to Charlotte, it was always something between them that was so different, but with Ashanti, he felt like he knew things about her, that they never talked about. She never told him what she wanted from him, but by the way she was reacting, he knew he was doing exactly what she wanted. He smiled, and did as she asked, and he was fucking her as hard as he could. He wanted her to cum so hard, that the name Andrew never crosses her thoughts again. When she came, he was right behind her, shooting his seed inside the condom, and was screaming out her name, “Ashanti! So damn beautiful you are.” His body went numb and he collapsed on top of her.
For once in her life, Ashanti felt completely sated. As much as she loved Andrew, she’d never been fully satisfied when he made love to her. It always felt like something was missing, like she needed more. The same could not be said about Edward. Theirs was a connection that she’d never felt with anyone before, it freaked her out, and yet, for now at least, she couldn’t cower away from him. In fact, she wanted more of what he offered. As he laid on top of her, clearly exhausted, she ran a hand against his back in a soothing gesture. “I don’t think I could walk away now, my legs are like jelly. I think you broke them.” She hummed and let out a chuckle.
Edward’s entire body was buzzing, and he needed a moment before he was able to move off of Ashanti. He knew that she was someone special and he just didn’t know exactly why. There was definitely something different about being with her, and he knew it the second he kissed her. He moaned as she ran her fingers down his back, “Good, then I did what I set out to accomplish. And you can’t get away from me so easily.” He smirked, and rolled off of her, pulling her into him. “You were amazing.”
Ashanti laid on the bed in contentment, maybe it was the orgasms talking but she seriously had never felt this light in her life. Being a Princess meant that she had to act a certain way, but tonight with Edward, she was able to push it aside and just do whatever she wanted. “Is that a threat? If I left, what are you going to do? Chase me?” She asked once he had rolled off her and they were cuddling up. Heat crept up her cheek at his compliment. “Thank you. You too.” She said as she ran her fingers along his chest.
Edward laughed, “You know it is not becoming of a King to chase anyone…however, I am not the King yet, so yes, if you left I would chase you.” He smiled, and traced his hands up and down her shoulders, as they laid in the bed. He smiled, “Thank you.” He couldn’t stop looking at Ashanti, something about her just drew him to her, and he didn’t want to be away from her. “I hope I’m not creeping you out by staring, but I can’t keep my eyes off of you.”
Ashanti giggled–actually giggled, which was so not like her–secretly thrilled that Edward would actually chase her. No one had ever done that before. “Then, I better not run. We wouldn’t want to sully your reputation, now would we?” She hadn’t realized that he was staring at her since everything they did seems natural, but when he mentioned it, she blushed. “You’re not. You did say that I’m beautiful. Can’t really blame you there.” It was now her turn to stare at him and get swept up in his cerulean blue eyes.
Edward smiled, “I am touched that you care about my reputation, and will not run, that makes me very happy.” He looked up at her, as she finally looked down at him and he gave her a warm smile, “I did say that, and I meant it, so I am forced to stare at your beauty.” He caressed her cheek, “So do you like what you see as much as I like what I see?”
Ashanti has never seen such piercing blue eyes up close. From this distance, she swore she could see into his soul and it freaked her out a little, to feel so connected to one person. Blinking away her faraway thoughts, she answered him. “I’ve been told that I’m a considerate person and if it makes you happy, I’m glad.” Her cheeks felt warm again and all she could say was. “Thanks.” She smiled shyly. “What if I said I did? What are you going to do about it?”
Edward was getting lost in Ashanti’s eyes, he didn’t know what it was about her, but she was like a flame, and he was a moth. He wanted to be around her more, and that freaked him out a little, but not enough where he would want to get away from her. He smiled and nodded, “You are very considerate, and it does make me happy.” He leaned in closer to Ashanti, “Do you like making me happy?” He smirked, and pulled her closer to him, “I would just do this…” He leaned down, and kissed her again. He could never get enough of her.
Ashanti didn’t know what to make of Edward’s question. Did she like making him happy? A part of her wanted to say no, but she knew deep down in her heart that she wanted to make him happy. Liked it even. But she wasn’t ready to admit that. “Maybe…” was all she could commit to right now. A startled gasp left her when their lips connected, yet not enough for her to stop it. Instead, she deepened it, allowing her body to take charge.
Edward smiled, knowing that he probably put her on the spot with his question, but he liked knowing she didn’t just say no, for now he would take the maybe. “Maybe huh? Okay, I can take that, for now.” He kissed her deeply, and liked that she didn’t push him away. Tonight was about them and their needs and he was going to take as much as she would allow.
Ashanti didn’t know what to make of all her feelings. Deep down, she knew that she still loved Andrew, but at the same time, there was Edward. The connection she shared with him was even deeper than of that with Andrew and it scared her. Although, she had to admit that it was thrilling as well. Who wouldn’t be when their childhood crush was not only telling them that they’re beautiful, but had also given them the best orgasm of their life? She didn’t want to focus on that however, choosing instead on deepening the kiss. The next thing she knew she’d rolled over and was the one on top. Drawing away from his lips, she looked at him and teased with a slight laugh. “Look who’s in charge now?”
Their kisses were so much more than what he ever had with Charlotte, and he knew that it wouldn’t take him long to get over her, but he didn’t know that it would be wise to move on so fast, and try to get with Ashanti, but he couldn’t stop the feelings that he had for her. The kiss was amazing, and when she rolled him over, he smiled, “I don’t mind you being in charge.”
Ashanti laughed at Edward’s response and to be frank, she was also a little surprised by it. Most men never liked giving up control, they would much rather be in charge. But Edward was different and that knowledge made her like him even more. “Oh yeah?” She captured his wrists and drew them up, pining them above his head, “What if I tie you up? Would you still not mind me being in charge?”
Edward smiled, he was not one to trip about being in charge, and honestly, he had so many responsibilities in his life, when he didn’t have to be in control, he didn’t mind not being in control. He chuckled as Ashanti pinned his hands over his head, that was also so fucking hot. “I wouldn’t mind if you tied me up, I think you being in charge would be rather fun.”
Ashanti’s brows rose, for some reason she felt giddy about the possibility of dominating the Crown Prince. She didn’t think that she has in her to be so bold, but when someone was giving her the permission to do so, why not? Still holding his arms above his head, she leaned forward to ask, “And what should I do with you once I’ve tied you up? Hmm…?” She placed a teasing kiss at the corner of his mouth, “Should I ride you until you’re on the brink of release and then pull back?”
Edward was very much into this side of Ashanti, it was different, and he liked it. He smiled at her questions, “Whatever you want, because you are in charge.” He was getting harder and harder, as she talked about what she could do to him, and he knew she was definitely not as sweet as she lets on, and that was hot as hell. “I would be at your dispose, to do with me whatever you want.”
Ashanti was actually feeling a little sore, but hearing how compliant Edward was, it made her burn for more of his touch suddenly. She couldn’t handle another round of sex, but it didn’t mean she couldn’t use other parts of her body. “Don’t move.” She demanded before getting up to reach for the necktie that was sitting on the nightstand. When she came back, she straddled him and tied his wrists together, attaching the last of the tie to the headboard. Then, she was between his legs, stroking him gently, “You are not to cum until I tell you.” She demanded before her head descended, taking the tip of his cock into her mouth and teasing the tip with her tongue.
Edward was trying so hard not to cum by just hearing her words, but Ashanti was being so hot, it was messing with him. When she demanded that he didn’t move, he smiled, “Not moving..” He watched her grab the tie, and she tied his wrists together, and he let out a small groan, “You are a vixen.” He had no idea what she was going to do, but whatever it was, she couldn’t wait to see what she had in mind. He nodded, “Okay, not going to cum till you tell me.” He was getting even more excited now, wondering what she was going to do. He let out a loud moan when he felt her mouth on his cock, “Fuck Ashanti!”
Ashanti might not be experienced in giving blow jobs, but she was a quick learner and she decided to go with her gut. She had only started and she could feel that Edward was already squirming, so she must be doing something right, right? She lowered her head a little more, taking a little more of his dick into her mouth and letting her tongue swirl under along his sensitive vein. “Mmm… delicious.” She teased, once again licking the slit.
Edward could do anything but lie there and take this amazing gift he was being given by Ashanti. She was doing everything he liked, and more. He was trying to move, but all he could do was move his hips, and feeding her more of him. “Fuck…” He let out in a husky voice, “So good.” Was all he could say, she was giving him everything, and he loved it all.
Ashanti went back to taking his cock back into her mouth and before long, he was thrusting up. She should’ve sputtered and told him to stop, but for some reason it made her even hornier, so she drew back and said, “I want you to fuck my throat now. Don’t stop until I tell you to.” She rubbed her thighs together and went back to her task, waiting for Edward to comply.
What came out of Ashanti’s mouth, surprised the hell out of Edward. He was sure she was going to tell him to stop, but she didn’t, and what she wanted was something that he never thought he would hear, but he wasn’t going to not do it. He smiled, “Whatever you say.” He started thrusting his hips, and fucking her throat, it was amazing, and he knew he was not going to last too much longer.
Ashanti was completely wet by this point, she didn’t know that she could get so horny from pleasuring a man, but apparently she could. When Edward began fucking her throat, she took it, wanting him to feel as much pleasure as she could give him. She could tell that he was going to lose it soon, so she stopped and said, “Uh-uh… No coming for you yet.” Then, because she couldn’t stop herself, she reached for a condom, sheathing it on him and sank down on his dick. “Fuck…” She moaned with her head thrown back.
Edward was not expecting this to happen when he drug himself out of his room earlier, but now here he was with a sexy woman, and his dick down her throat. He was one lucky guy, and he knew it. He was so close, and he was ready to cum, but he knew he couldn’t until he was told he could. And Ashanti quickly let him know that he was not allowed yet, when she pulled him out of her mouth. But what she did afterwards was something that he loved so much. Feeling her on his cock, was everything, “God Ashanti, you feel amazing…fuck!”
Ashanti couldn’t even think of anything else right then–not even a response to Edward. She was chasing her climax, it was so close, she could practically taste it. To help with the process, she slid a hand down to her core and began circling her clit with a finger, her free hand, pinching a nipple. She was still riding him hard and fast. The sensations was too much for her to handle and before long, she was falling over the edge. Her climax hitting her hard. “Fuck… Edward…”
Edward could only react to the amazing feeling that he was feeling with Ashanti on his cock. She was everything, and the feeling that he was getting with her on his cock, was driving him crazy. He was on the brink of cumming so hard, but he knew that he had to wait till she told him that he could. He was being tortured by her, because he could feel her cumming, and clenching his cock, he needed to cum now. “Ashanti….please, could I cum?” He was begging and he knew it, but he didn’t care.
Lost her own world, Ashanti hadn’t even taken into consideration that Edward was still waiting for her to tell him when he could cum. She could’ve tortured him a little while longer, but her body was weak, every muscle seemed to ache, so she released the bonds of his wrists, and said, “You may come now.” She kissed him and slowly began to rock her hips–that was the best she could do now.
Edward was trying so hard not to cum, and do what he was told, but the longer he had to wait, the harder it got. But he managed to hold on, and wait for her command. When she finally said he could cum, he didn’t waste any time cumming deep inside Ashanti, “Oh God!”
Ashanti felt Edward releasing soon after. Exhausted, she rolled off him and laid on the bed. She was breathless but fully sated, for once in her life. “Oh God, if you want more, you’re going to have to use your hands. I can’t move,” She turned her head to him and said with a hint of laughter.
Edward was exhausted, there was no way he could do anymore tonight. He chuckled at Ashanti as she laid on the bed, “Don’t worry, I think you wore me out…no I know you wore me out.” He laughed, rolled over and wrapped his arms around her, and kissed her forehead, “You are amazing.” He smiled.
“Me? You were the one who couldn’t keep your hands to yourself.” Ashanti laughed and shook her head. She snuggled up with him, feeling contented by the contact. “The same could be the same about you.” She knew she should leave then, but she couldn’t move, so she decided just for tonight, she would stay. A yawn passed her lips then and she chuckled, “I’m exhausted and can’t move so even if you want me to leave, I can’t. Guess I’ll just bunk here for tonight. I hope you don’t mind.”
Edward laughed, “Me? If my eyes aren’t deceiving me, my hands were the ones tied up.” He didn’t mind anything that Ashanti did with him, it was all good to him. He smiled when she said that he wore her out, “Well I did promise to make sure you would not be able to move, so I am glad that I kept my promise. And I would be more than fine to have you as a bunk mate with me tonight.” And any other night. He wanted to say, but he thought that would freak her out.
“Hey, that’s different. You kissed me first and was practically begging me to tie you up. You were asking for it.” Ashanti chided, although there was no venom in her voice. “That you did, so just take this as me being thoroughly satisfied to walk away.” She smiled, for some reason being here with Edward seemed right. She didn’t want to know the reason behind it though. Best to keep things light and not be all angst whore about it. “Don’t fart in your sleep, I’ll kick your ass…” She hummed, her eyes already closing.
Edward laughed, “I don’t know about begging, I just told you that I wouldn’t mind being tied up, you took that and ran with it. But we can agree to disagree on this, because I am tired, and need to sleep.” He smiled, and was glad to know that he did what he set out to do. “I am glad you are satisfied.” He held her tight, kissed the top of her head, and laughed, “I don’t fart that I know of, but I’m sleep so I never know if I do or not. So I guess you should just go to sleep first, so you will never know if I fart or not.” He laughed, and closed his eyes, this night ended so much better than it began, and he was happy about that.
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Marvel, you're a goddess of great ideas so I need to ask: how do you think Sunset would ask SciTwi to prom? It's an important question
Um, first of all, you’re so pure and kind???? How??????
Second, you’re damn right it is. This is the most important question I’ve faced all night, and I took one of my final exams this evening.
Okay, so, let’s see…
This is somewhat of a tough one. Thing is, she’s a straight-forward kind of person, but for something this important, she’d also be willing to put a little more pomp and circumstance into it…
I could see this being a whole prom season special (like the 22 minute ones), so it starts with Sunset realizing just how extra the kids at Canterlot High can be with their promposals. She kind of just smiles and shakes her head, because by now she’s come to love this crazy school.
To begin with, I think the girls mostly just plan to go all together. Just a fun fact: Pinkie’s so damn excited to be planning their prom (she wants to make it perfect or “promfect” because Pinkie, and in the band room she has a murder board trying to figure out what makes for the perfect prom; this is, after all, the biggest party of their high school experience).
I could also see Rarity turning down promposals right and left---being kind about it because she’s Rarity, but also being picky because she has a line-up of guys and possibly girls waiting to ask her to the prom. Dash tells her to keep turning them down---who would want to go to prom with some gross date anyway? She and Applejack laugh and make jokes about it, because of course they do.
Fluttershy speaks up, saying she wouldn’t mind going with a date (Rarity is not the only one who loves romance). And Rarity’s all like, well, why shouldn’t we look for dates if we so choose? Twilight has one.
(Cue slightly sad but trying not to look sad Sunset expression in the background of the shot)
And then Twilight’s like actually... no. Explaining the mutual, but surprisingly very friendly break-up with Timber (he’s a good guy, they’re both mature, and they stay friends; let’s not demonize Timothy Bertold Spruce)---it’s funny, because it’s a total cliche to ‘stay friends’ afterward, but I think that would mean a lot to Twilight. She might’ve lost a boyfriend, but she gained a friend, and that’s important to her.
To be clear, this happened a few weeks prior, it’s something she’s pretty well come to terms with.
I just imagine Sunset being incredibly interested, which she disguises as concern for her friend because, hey, Sunny is a really good, supportive friend, offering a shoulder to cry on and all that,but Twilight says she’s fine.
And when Twilight leaves the group to go do some extra studying or something extra-credit, the girls all smile at Sunset and she’s just like “What?”
And Dashie gets excited like “You totally have a shot with her!” *punches Sunset’s arm*
And Rarity is like “I thought going to prom with a date would be ‘___insert the lame insult Dash and AJ JUST used to laugh at Rares a few minutes ago____’?”
Dashie kind of blushes and mutters some lame excuse.
Sunset’s definitely blushing, too, and trying to deny it, but then Pinkie, who throughout this conversation has been focused on the murder board, gasps, saying she’s just figured out the missing prom-grediant!
(Sunset tells her she needs to stop adding ‘prom’ to the beginning of words, but she doesn’t listen)
Pinkie rearranges her prom murder board so that Sunset and Twilight’s pictures have a string connecting them, and the rest of the strings are arranged around them in a heart.
And then Pinkie goes into an excited rant about how having two of their very best friends in the whole wide school-district getting together at prom would make the night dare I say, magical? *she smiles at a mortified, blushing Sunset*
The girls try to convince Sunset to go for it because in their words (not just mine), they would make an adorable couple. And Sunset does admit to liking her, but when they ask how she’s gonna prompose, she says she’s not.
A distraught Pinkie Pie has an over-reaction.
Sunset explains that there’s no way she’d ask Twilight on the rebound. She wouldn’t feel right about exploiting a friend’s feelings like that for personal gain. Well, anymore (at this point, even Sunset makes those jokes about her past).
Fluttershy’s like “She didn’t seem that upset to me. Maybe she’s already over Timber.”
“... You think so?” (Sunset, the dork, is still uncomfortable, but there’s a little hope there)
Applejack walks over and pats Sunset on the back. “That’s what she said, but if you’re so unsure about it, why don’t you just ask her yourself?”
At this point Sunset relents, saying that if Twilight really is over Timber, she’ll think about maybe asking her to prom.
Pinkie: “I think you mean promposing.”
Yeah, Sunset grumbles blushing again, promposing.
So after school, I wanna say Sunset finds Twilight in her lab and they have a moment, but that’s already a great fic by Bookish Delight called The Science of Choice. Instead, let’s go with something at least slightly more original: Twilight’s recently taken up tutoring after school, because she wants to be more social, but also is a giant nerd who loves studying and teaching, so Sunset finds her giving Trixie and maaaybe human world Starlight a lesson (this is set a few months from where we are currently, so for all we know they might find human-world Starlight in that time).
Sunset politely sits at a desk and waits for Twi to finish her lesson, which Trixie is definitely not paying attention to, anyway.
After she asks Starlight and Trixie to go over a few problems in their textbook, Twilight asks Sunset what she’s doing here. Sunset replies that Twilight’s tutoring, so that should be self-explanatory, to which Twilight says that Sunset is one of the best students at CHS. So, Sunset admits that she was maybe just wanting to talk to Twilight, buuut, since she’s doing the tutoring thing, Sunset would be willing to have a new study buddy, if Twilight wouldn’t mind helping her out with history and human culture.
Predictably, Twilight geeks out about flashcards, and Sunset asks if they can have a private study session. Twilight agrees because Starlight seems to be getting things anyway, and she can just teach Trixie (maybe Trixie would even listen at that point instead of passing notes or daydreaming).
So, basically, the dorks have this adorable study session, but after a while they take a study break to really talk and stuff, and Sunset eventually learns that Twilight really is over him. Twilight even lets her see how the breakup went down via her empathy vision, which leaves Sunset convinced Twi’s telling the truth, and holding her hand in the present.
Sunset’s so happy, and about to ask her to prom, when she stops (despite the fact that Twi is very interested in what she has to say, and how physically close they are). Sunset figures if she’s gonna prompose, she has to do it right. No half measures.
I think Sunset needs all her friends for this (she asks for their help, and they probably are super excited, the dorks), but not just the mane 5. Flash and maybe even Timber, too. Timber’s honestly just there because Sunset knows if he helps, that’s Timber basically saying he’s okay with it, too, and giving them his blessing in a way. Sunset wants to cover her bases.
Through a series of well-placed lies, they basically get Twilight to go to the nearly empty library at lunch, where Sunset is waiting, kinda nervous (I bet the girls watch from outside the library tho). I think Flash and Timber have also managed to get Cheerilee the librarian out of there long enough for Sunset to make her move.
Twilight’s like “Sunset? Are you the one behind all this?”
She says yeah, and she starts talking about how much Twilight means to her, maybe even admitting her feelings (to which Twilight would say “You mean a lot to me, too”), and admits there’s something she needs to ask her.
And here’s where Princess Twilight comes in. Sunset quickly gives the cue to Princess Twilight through the journal, and then turns the page to so they can seethe words as they’re being written on the book Sunset’s holding out for Twi: Will you be my prom date?
And before you make the joke that Princess Twi essentially has to ask her other self out for Sunset, Sunset holds out her hand, just to make things clear. “So? Will you go to the prom with me?”
Twilight takes her hand, nodding, says yes, and then the girls burst in, cheering and celebrating, while Sunset and Twilight blush.
P.S. Sunset writes back to the Princess later: She said yes!
The dorks.
If it’s anything like the prom in my and @saveshootingstar‘s verse, Sunset and Twilight end the night kissing on the rooftop of CHS, being adorable dorks, and officially starting their relationship.
Bonus:
Also in my Shimmer-Sparkle verse with @saveshootingstar, the senior year Fall Formal, however, wasn’t a great time for Sunset. At the time, Twilight was still dating Timber, and Sunset went to that dance expecting to be happy for them. And, I mean, she was, but she also realized how bad she had it for Twi when she saw Twilight and Timber dancing (I tend to think of it with the sad cover to Earth Angel).
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“Do you ever wonder if it’s you?”
Of course she wondered if it was her, but when the question was asked by your ex-boyfriend, it was harder to take seriously. Especially when the conversation hadn’t originally involved him. Some days, being friends with her ex was hard...other days it was easy. The friend group had had to adjust to the buildup and the fallout, and so had the two of them, but today was a little harder. It had been easier for Rhys than it had been for Kassidy to warm back up to being friends, but out of the two of them she had been more emotionally invested in their relationship so this question stung a bit.
“I’m going to regret asking but: why do you think it’s me?” Kassidy asked, too curious about his answer to keep her mouth shut.
Giving a little shrug, he looked at her. “Because you have a really bad habit of going after emotionally unavailable men and getting too attached too fast.”
The problem with that answer, was that Kassidy couldn’t even argue that he was wrong. Twice, she’d been in relationships that weren’t defined, and the one that actually had been labeled, had been with Rhys, who was never emotionally available, even during sex. She felt a pang in her chest as she thought about it, still feeling like it was a sore subject. It hurt to admit that the only guy she’d ever slept with wasn’t even that into her, and the guy she actually wanted to sleep with now, wasn’t even sure what it was he wanted.
When she was 16, Aaron, her first boyfriend, hadn’t even really been her boyfriend. He just liked hanging out with her, and holding her hand and leaning his head on her at lunch. Labels weren’t his thing, he just wanted the comfort, but when kissing entered the equation and he still didn’t want to pull the trigger on the relationship, Kassidy walked. A year later, she and her friend Caleb had a similar relationship. By that point she had been ready to finally get to make out and grope a bit like all her friends were doing, but it had for some reason made her feel so guilty, not even being able to call him her boyfriend. He was always busy too, so it was always on his time table, and eventually the guilt won and Kassidy couldn’t do it anymore.
Through all of it, Rhys had been that acquaintance of their good friend, Miles, who introduced them in the first place. At that point, Kassidy was pretty over guys and wanted to focus on her classes and her extra curriculars, and Rhys had a new girl every few months. She convinced herself that he wasn’t her type, but then college happened and she published her first book and something changed. He was nicer to her, and she was too naive to realize it was just to get sex, and he did what the others didn’t: he asked for a label.
“What was your excuse, anyway? Aaron and Caleb were my own fault--I’ve come to terms with that already--but you asked me, remember? Yeah, I moved way too fast with Teddy, and I shouldn’t have jumped the gun like that, but there’s a tiny childish part of me that wants to blame you. You starved me of affectionate intimacy and made me feel like shit, and he gave me all of it before anything even started with whatever we almost were.” Kassidy admitted to him.
Rhys nodded in agreement. “Yeah, I did want to define it. I knew you because we were friends, and I knew that any form of sexual intimacy would be unattainable unless I made a gesture of commitment. High level of douchebaggery, I know, but it’s not like I hated you, Kass. I still care, I just didn’t want the responsibility of catching stronger feelings than mild affection. I liked our banter, and I liked that you were a little jealous of my ex that month before I asked. Men like feeling wanted too, you know? Also, you knew me too, before you agreed to being my girlfriend. You knew I kept people at arm’s length and you still ran headfirst into it thinking I’d change for you, even though we both knew you hated to be that girl. You still became her.”
“Yeah, because the hopeless romantic in me thought that being friends meant you respected me,” Kassidy responded, hearing the resentment in her voice, but he was right: she had become that girl that she hated, that thought she was the exception to his rules. She’d set herself up for this disappointment, and it hurt.
“I did respect you. We only ever had sex on your time table, and the biggest issue you ever had was me not sticking around to cuddle. I barely liked cuddling during movie nights with our friends, but there had to be a compromise,” Rhys reminded her, which only made Kassidy feel that pang return, a lump in her throat forming as well.
Sighing, Kassidy shrugged her shoulders. “Forgive me for thinking at first that something nice would come from losing my virginity to a guy I trusted. You’ve really set the bar, Rhys.”
She could still vividly remember how that night had almost ended things before they had really begun. How he’d acted like he was fine with her nervousness and faked being sweet, because then he’d reacted to her quite negatively when they had to stop when it hurt. The mood got killed, but he toughed it out for her and she thought it would all be fine, until he got off and she didn’t, and he left ten minutes after, leaving her with a mess to clean up, and crying her eyes out for a few hours because she felt vulnerable and inadequate. They barely texted, didn’t see each other for a week after, and then he pretended like the whole mishap hadn’t happened, making her feel the need to bury it deep down and just act like she was perfectly fine until they got a rhythm down and things started being mostly pleasant for her.
A feeling that always got ruined when he would never stay after, and she realized he’d already gotten the ‘prize’ of her virginity and it was just sex for him and nothing more.
“Some guy will come along and make it all better for you, but until then, you’ve gotta stop blaming the rest of us. You’re the one picking these guys to let in that can’t commit 100% to you. You even know it going in, and you still think some miraculous thing is going to change the odds, and it doesn’t. I’m not saying I wasn’t an ass,” Rhys said quickly, Kassidy glaring at him. “I was, okay? I was an ass. I’m only saying that you figure out what you want and who you want it with, and you put blinders on. You act impulsively, and then have a breakdown about it later. You forget: I know you. I know how much time you spent upset after I left sometimes. Yeah, I could have tried to make you feel better, but I figured you were a big enough girl to handle your own feelings. I apologized for the tear I gave you that first time, and I only ever initiated things when you were in the mood for it and sending me the signals. Besides, it wasn’t bad sex--you were just the one who was more emotionally attached to what it meant rather than what it was. I never stayed because I knew it wasn't going to last and I didn't want you to get that deep in it.”
Justifying his actions of being emotionally closed off about something she viewed as so intimate, made her want to punch him in the face, but it also made her sad. Mostly because, he wasn’t wrong...not really. She was an emotional person, who used her writing as an outlet and did go after what she wanted, the consequences be damned, and she was doing it again. Dwelling on something that was beyond her control, pining for something that hadn’t even really become a thing. She’d just latched on and told herself it was something great, and it was really just an ‘almost’ that might never take full hold. Still, it bothered her that he was acting like he'd been cold for her benefit, when it was really to help him justify his crappy behavior.
“It is complete bullshit that you're sitting here right now telling me you were a douchebag so I wouldn't catch feelings. I already had the fucking feelings, Rhys, you just didn't. You needed a reason to not feel guilty that you were using me in between sex buddies, but… at least you’re saying I wasn’t bad in bed,” she decided to say, realizing she really didn’t want to discuss Teddy with him, nor really get into this what happened between them had happened, and she had tried her best to ignore it so they could all be friends again. Not only that, but where Teddy was concerned, it was not her place to explain a thing and she didn't want his opinion on the subject because it didn't matter. “I’ve been lowkey worried I was bad in bed and that’s why you always got dressed so fast.”
Rhys shook his head. “I just don’t like cuddling after, it has nothing to do with your performance. If anything, I just didn't want to risk a chance of feeling any guilt. You’re not the only woman I’ve run out on after the deed was done.”
“I don’t know why that makes me feel better, but it does,” Kassidy admitted, taking a breath and then nodding. “I guess it is me.”
“You’re never gonna find the right guy if you keep the blinders up,” he explained, giving her a little smile. “Just...stop letting guys walk all over you, and stop expecting to get 100% when you know they can only give you less than that. That’s how you end up here, pining over someone that showed interest, but isn’t ready or sure or whatever his problem is. Interest only means so much, and you can’t bank intimacy on it. Now...I wanna do some PVP instead of dwell on feelings. Are you up for it?”
“I’d rather do the Halo Campaign again, but yeah, I’ll honestly do anything else to not have to talk about this with you anymore.”
#c: Kassidy#v: Writer to Be#rhys cransten#headcanon#kassidy things#//i needed to flush out some of her intimacy issues#//and her trust issues#//in a drabble#//because she and rhys are still in the same friend group in every verse#//and their interactions are far from 'normal'#//also teddy mention because he's her main ship on this blog#//and their angst is superb
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should be doing homework but im sexting my boy and answering survey questions
1. Who was the last person you held hands with? - ummm i really dont know, syd, seany, evie, luke or bae at home lol
2. Are you outgoing or shy? - mostly shy but when something i want is in the sights i might as well be outgoing to get what i want
3. Who are you looking forward to seeing? - BAE
4. Are you easy to get along with? - I think i am easy to get along with, i look mean at first i think and i have trouble controlling my facial expressions lmfao
5. If you were drunk would the person you like take care of you? - yeah i think so
6. What kind of people are you attracted to? - fucked up sad boys who will crush my heart / boys in general im straight af to clarify/ but boys with big lips and nice eyes / someone whos funny / someone who will watch shitty movies w me/ BUT if this is just about people in general im attracted to shit lords like myself
7. Do you think you’ll be in a relationship two months from now? - um actually maybe?
8. Who from the opposite gender is on your mind? - my bab
9. Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable? - no i love talking about sex
10. Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with? - umm i have deep convos with everyone lol so probs today with syd and clayton
11. What does the most recent text that you sent say? - ‘omw’
12. What are your 5 favorite songs right now? - oh sheesh idk ive been listening to throwback shit from middle school and also hamilton
13. Do you like it when people play with your hair?- honestly the thing i like most in the world
14. Do you believe in luck and miracles? - luck yes, miracles not really bc i feel like that has a religious connotation
15. What good thing happened this summer? - i slept with someone new
16. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again? - would i? yes...should i? not at all lol
17. Do you think there is life on other planets? - there has to be right
18. Do you still talk to your first crush? - bro what how would that even be possible
19. Do you like bubble baths?- yeaaaa but never have the chance i dont have bathtubs in my dorm room
20. Do you like your neighbors? - i dont even know my neighbors at all i know the girl next to me is named jackie and shes nice
21. What are you bad habits? - im a mess all the time like i dont clean up after myself, i dont even care if im living in trash ill just keep adding more trash to the pile. i dont shower enough lol, and im obsessive
22. Where would you like to travel? - anywhere!! i wanna go west
23. Do you have trust issues? - yes kinda, i have a hard time being vulnerable with people bc i build up this wall to keep myself hard and safe away from potential sadness x d
24. Favorite part of your daily routine? - umm makeup probably :)
25. What part of your body are you most uncomfortable with? - probs my double chin lmfao but i can take selfies and look good anyways
26. What do you do when you wake up? - i like have to pee as soon as i wake up
27. Do you wish your skin was lighter or darker? - im good with my skin tone tbh but it would be nice to be able to tan vs burn
28. Who are you most comfortable around? - syd, evie, luke, mik, bella, my sister 4 sure,
29. Have any of your ex’s told you they regret breaking up? - no lol
30. Do you ever want to get married? - ummm idk im not really like super hype to the idea but it could be cool
31. If your hair long enough for a pony tail? - ya girl has a buzz cut lol
32. Which celebrities would you have a threesome with? - wowwie idk
33. Spell your name with your chin. - miss me w that
34. Do you play sports? What sports? - literally no sports are like the least interesting thing in my opinion
35. Would you rather live without TV or music? - shit idk thats so hard bc i use tv as like back ground noise a lot of the time but music helps me with everything else i cant choose
36. Have you ever liked someone and never told them? - ummmm yes
37. What do you say during awkward silences? - depends on why its awkward
38. Describe your dream girl/guy? - xd i dont need this
39. What are your favorite stores to shop in? - lovesick, xxi?? thats about it oh and thrift stores!!!!!
40. What do you want to do after high school? - bitc im doin it im in art school
41. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?- yes for sure i give everyone a lot of chances
42. If your being extremely quiet what does it mean? - im sick/sad/angry lol
43. Do you smile at strangers? - i try to
44. Trip to outer space or bottom of the ocean? - outer space
45. What makes you get out of bed in the morning? - classes bb
46. What are you paranoid about?- money all the time
47. Have you ever been high? - yes lol
48. Have you ever been drunk? - also yes
49. Have you done anything recently that you hope nobody finds out about? - ummmmmm yikes idk no not really
50. What was the colour of the last hoodie you wore? - green
51. Ever wished you were someone else? - i used to but not recently
52. One thing you wish you could change about yourself? - work ethic
53. Favourite makeup brand? - sheesh i think jeffree star cosmetics & lime crime
54. Favourite store? - not sure
55. Favourite blog? - probs claudias
56. Favourite colour?- pink
57. Favourite food? - pizza i think
58. Last thing you ate? - pizza lol
59. First thing you ate this morning?- i didnt eat this morning
60. Ever won a competition? For what? - no i dony think so
61. Been suspended/expelled? For what?- nah
62. Been arrested? For what?- nope
63. Ever been in love? - i believe so! i fall in love with people all the time lol
64. Tell us the story of your first kiss?- i was in 8th grade and his name was garrett and he was my first bf ever and we kissed on my front porch it was very cliche
65. Are you hungry right now? - for the first time in a while actually yes
66. Do you like your tumblr friends more than your real friends? - literally no i dont really have tumblr friends
67. Facebook or Twitter? - twitter 68. Twitter or Tumblr? - this is tough bc i frequent both but probs tumblr
69. Are you watching tv right now? - nope
70. Names of your bestfriends? - claudia, syd, evie, luke, mik, bella
71. Craving something? What? - HUMMUS
72. What colour are your towels? - one is like peachy and the other one is purple but i never use that one bc i cleaned up fruit juice off the floor w it and never cleaned it lol
72. How many pillows do you sleep with? - a lot like 3 pillows and i use blankets as like body pillows for that snuggly vibe
73. Do you sleep with stuffed animals? - just one hello kitty lol
74. How many stuffed animals do you think you have? - total i have quite a few but i dont bring them to school with me
75. Favourite animal? - ummm i really dont know tbh
76. What colour is your underwear? - black
77. Chocolate or Vanilla? vanilla for ice cream / chocolate for like cupcakes or cake
78. Favourite ice cream flavour? - tbh mint choco chip or phish food by ben and jerrys
79. What colour shirt are you wearing? - currently just chilling in my bra fam
80. What colour pants? - black leggings lol
81. Favourite tv show? - right now the office for sure / but also my 600 lb life
82. Favourite movie? - i have so many , django unchained, perks of being a wallflower, across the universe, i lowkey love the twilight series?? idk im not well versed in classic film just shitty films that have a special place in my heart
83. Mean Girls or Mean Girls 2? - this is an ugly quest but the original mean girls 4 sure
84. Mean Girls or 21 Jump Street? - mean girls lmao
85. Favourite character from Mean Girls? -janice lol
86. Favourite character from Finding Nemo? - bro idk finding nemo is not something i think about a lot lolol but probs the badass fish jawn w his ripped up fin
87. First person you talked to today?- my sister
88. Last person you talked to today?- just now syd
89. Name a person you hate? - donald trump
90. Name a person you love? - claudia <3
91. Is there anyone you want to punch in the face right now? - um not currently except maybe if my illness was personified then i would punch that bitch
92. In a fight with someone? - i dont fight w people lol
93. How many sweatpants do you have? - literally 1 pair i think
94. How many sweaters/hoodies do you have? - SO many lol
95. Last movie you watched? - twilight last night lol
96. Favourite actress? - hmmm, i love charlize theron, kristen stewart but not bc of twilight her other movies are fire
97. Favourite actor? i love tom hardy, eddie redmayne, john boyega
98. Do you tan a lot?- not at all
99. Have any pets? - one cat named Bo
100. How are you feeling? - kinda shit but ok
101. Do you type fast? - pretty fast, working in call centers get ur typing skills on fleek lol
102. Do you regret anything from your past? - a few things of course but at the same time whats the point in regretting things you know, it just gives you more baggage to carry around and that shit sucks
103. Can you spell well? - for the most part i think but sometimes shits questionable lol
104. Do you miss anyone from your past? - ummm no not really
105. Ever been to a bonfire party? - yes i have it was a strange experience
106. Ever broken someone’s heart? - no way bruh people break my heart all the time tho it seems lol
107. Have you ever been on a horse? - yes but i was like 8 i think i was sooo young
108. What should you be doing? - im chillin
109. Is something irritating you right now? - BEING SICK
110. Have you ever liked someone so much it hurt? - yessssss
111. Do you have trust issues? - not so much trust issues but i have a hard time putting my walls down for people
112. Who was the last person you cried in front of? - ummm syd and luke hahah
113. What was your childhood nickname? - liv, livy, liver, livy loo ( my mom calls me this when shes salty at me) my dad has always called me scooter crunch i have no idea what thats from, or any variation sometimes its just scooter and recently he called me scooter mc crunchy and that was even a lot for me lol , oh and olive!!
114. Have you ever been out of your province/state? - yes ive been out of ohio but not to anywhere very exciting
115. Do you play the Wii? - i did once upon a time
116. Are you listening to music right now? - yes frank ocean’s blond album
117. Do you like chicken noodle soup?- i mean its fine
118. Do you like Chinese food? - i love it but only from like select places bc mediocre chinese is always kinda a let down
119. Favourite book? - harry potter series, perks, sula,
120. Are you afraid of the dark?- sadly yes
121. Are you mean? - i am sometimes lol i cant even lie
122. Is cheating ever okay? - i dont think so
123. Can you keep white shoes clean? - dude no
124. Do you believe in love at first sight? - this is always a question in these
125. Do you believe in true love? - ofc
126. Are you currently bored? - nah im cool
127. What makes you happy? - makeup, photography, my friends, my sister
128. Would you change your name? - no ive never thought of something that suits me more than olivia, which is why im cool with my nicknames
129. What your zodiac sign? - scorpio
130. Do you like subway? - as in sandwhiches yes lol
131. Your bestfriend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do? - i would be shocked lmfao
132. Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with? - ummm idk ive been kind of mia recently from being sick but probs syd
133. Favourite lyrics right now? - the whole wiped out album by the neighbourhood
134. Can you count to one million? - ive never tried and i probably never will but on principal yes i can count
135. Dumbest lie you ever told? umm idk that im ok? i try not to lie about trivial things but if im sad or something and someone im not comfy w asks me about it ill just be like yeh im good
136. Do you sleep with your doors open or closed? - closed i live in a dorm room lol
137. How tall are you? -5′6
138. Curly or Straight hair?- i have a buzz cut so neither
139. Brunette or Blonde? - is this an opinion question bc i have blue hair so like
140. Summer or Winter? - man im more of a fall/spring type
141. Night or Day? - day i think
142. Favourite month? - november but im really tired of my friends trying to kill themselves in my birthday month tbh LOL
143. Are you a vegetarian? - no but maybe i should be so i wouldnt be so fucking sick all the time
144. Dark, milk or white chocolate? milk
145. Tea or Coffee? - i really like both
146. Was today a good day? - my day hasnt even really started
147. Mars or Snickers? - snickers i guess 148. What’s your favourite quote? - i dont really have one tbh
149. Do you believe in ghosts? - yuh
150. Get the closest book next to you, open it to page 42, what’s the first line on that page? - the only book i have with me is my science book and thats not interesting at all so lol imma skip this one
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