leoxhaka
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leoxhaka 1 day ago
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martin's post partum finally cleared up awwww good for her!
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leoxhaka 1 day ago
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when you're meant to be a handsome knight-prince in a fairytale but you have to play football instead
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leoxhaka 5 days ago
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fellas is it gay to post a picture of you sandwiched between the hard, muscled, tight bodies of two other men as you swear loyalty and dedication to them?
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leoxhaka 5 days ago
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worst part is that when we lose i don't even get to see granit's tired, beautifully disappointed face and his dump truck of an ass anymore. even his sweat-coated curls are gone from my vision (because of woke). what's the point of anything?
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leoxhaka 6 days ago
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martin's performances post-baby is a great condom ad for teenage boys
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leoxhaka 6 days ago
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on a more serious note, my mind is already on the summer transfer window. like who cares about this season? not me. but we need to make sure saliba isn't kidnapped by real, saka isn't tempted by another big team who actually wins competitions, and that mikel actually gets USEFUL, TALENTED PLAYERS this time around. which shouldn't have to be emphasized, but clearly needs to.
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leoxhaka 6 days ago
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leo gave two assists only for the team to draw anyway that's why he doesn't try to shine more maybe if y'all gave him a trophy he would put in the effort
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leoxhaka 6 days ago
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i changed my mind, i fucking hate this shit club
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leoxhaka 6 days ago
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leoxhaka 6 days ago
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getting closer and closer to this reality, i can feel the tectonic plates shifting
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leoxhaka 6 days ago
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KAI GOAL WITH SECOND LEO ASSIST? REAL MADRID WATCH OUT
MARTINELLI GOAL WITH TROSSARD ASSIST WHO SAID MY ATTACK WAS SHIT (i did)
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leoxhaka 6 days ago
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MARTINELLI GOAL WITH TROSSARD ASSIST WHO SAID MY ATTACK WAS SHIT (i did)
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leoxhaka 6 days ago
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lula needs to make brazil a monarchy again and make gabriel the king of it because the level of pathetic we would be in without him is astounding. a simple medal isn't enough he needs to rule most of south america.
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leoxhaka 8 days ago
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free him he did some of that but his haters are annoying
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leoxhaka 8 days ago
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bea girl i miss you 馃
hskdks thank u i'm honestly always online but football twitter sucks out my will to live so i never have anything to give u guys i'm just a shell...
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leoxhaka 8 days ago
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leoxhaka 1 month ago
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