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now that everyone is being mean to martin i have to defend him at all costs. so what if he looks like someone stretched some skin over a cadaver's skull? so what if he skips like he's running from future child support? you don't know him.
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rip arsenal's 3rd season of title hopes september 2024 - february 2025

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Odegaard: "No time to feel sorry for ourselves" (arsenal.com)
#jokes aside i do feel bad for him#clearly something hasnt been right since his return jdk if mentally or physically or both#and now the fans are blaming him for the shit performance of 8 other players (big gabi and nwaneri this is never about you)#but he needs to strap up his boots too!#you're a grown man with a wife and kid you're not the wonder boy anymore#you got responsibilities as a man and as a player and you need to show out FOR BOTH#no more hiding on the pitch or passing and praying#wheres the hungry martin 酶degaard that never gives up even 2-0 down at the 95th min?#thats the captain we need right now#sorry for the essay a 5'9 blond white man with blue eyes got to me#sorry ancestors#martin 酶degaard
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so kind of nottingham forest to not threaten our treble (2nd place 3peat)
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well look on the bright side. no one will be calling for declan to be arsenal captain after that match 鉂わ笍
#they're not even calling for martin to be captain another season#if arteta wasn't a wimp afraid to punish bad performances big gabi would already be captai#n
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good thing we play on form 3rd of the league nottingham forest on wednesday so people won't have all week to slander today's performance!
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i'm so much happier now that i'm dead. technically missing. soon to be presumed dead. gone. and my lazy lying shitting oblivious club will go to prison for my murder. arsenal football club took my pride and my dignity and my hope and my money. they took and took from me until i no longer existed. that's murder. let the punishment fit the crime.

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"I mean, fuck it, i hate arsenal, i hate arteta, i hate the kroenkes, i hate the pgmol and the fa and sky sports--"

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#the way hes handsome but hes not#like classically hot but also very british.#jim carrey type of face#declan rice
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I MISS GRANIT it's not the same with him in shitany hes a (taylor swift vc) LONDON boy even if he doesn't know it just come backkkkkkkk

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anyway, don鈥檛 be a stranger
#im gonna koll myself yall this is my 13th reason#i miss him so much#he was so youthful and full of hair#i genuinely want to die i cant pretend this is fine#you won your title granit come back to kick it with us in cursed 2nd place pls#granit xhaka
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came back to say that granit looks so fucking stupid right now with that hair transplant look and i deserve a fucking award for still being in love with him like this is the greatest test to our relationship
#not a single one of the players i lust after looks good these days its killing me#what am i here for if not to sexualize men i don't know?????
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#maybe declan cheats because the person he's capable of truly loving is a man.#maybe.#declan rice.#mikel merino
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https://www.tumblr.com/leoxhaka/775276460422365184/havertz-out-for-the-rest-of-the-season-see-you?source=share
Man city should just loan Omar to Arsenal so everyone wins.
shitty and liv got their tongue down each other's throats unfortunately

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havertz out for the rest of the season... see you guys in 25/26 for another title race ig

#i can only laugh#and laugh#and laugh some more#arsenal#you have destroyed my mental health one final time
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if we all put our hopes and our prayers and our hopes together then by the end of this dubai trip martin will have shaved that fucking goatee off
#the fact that helene lets him get away with it tells me the kind of wife she is#in my household that would never fly
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