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martin's post partum finally cleared up awwww good for her!
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when you're meant to be a handsome knight-prince in a fairytale but you have to play football instead
#like we get it your hair is gorgeous your eyes are blue your nose is made for pussy eating RELAX#declan rice
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fellas is it gay to post a picture of you sandwiched between the hard, muscled, tight bodies of two other men as you swear loyalty and dedication to them?
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worst part is that when we lose i don't even get to see granit's tired, beautifully disappointed face and his dump truck of an ass anymore. even his sweat-coated curls are gone from my vision (because of woke). what's the point of anything?
#i could be soothed by the knowledge that he was ripping everyone a new one before hanging back with martin to be weird about football#now? they all just go home to their babies and wives#this is the future conservatives wanted and they got it
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martin's performances post-baby is a great condom ad for teenage boys
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on a more serious note, my mind is already on the summer transfer window. like who cares about this season? not me. but we need to make sure saliba isn't kidnapped by real, saka isn't tempted by another big team who actually wins competitions, and that mikel actually gets USEFUL, TALENTED PLAYERS this time around. which shouldn't have to be emphasized, but clearly needs to.
#like im sick of this season sorry#i preferred when our rivals were city it was just a big fat wall of cash#come back grealish pls
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leo gave two assists only for the team to draw anyway that's why he doesn't try to shine more maybe if y'all gave him a trophy he would put in the effort
#his poor performances can all be boiled down to mikel not giving him good enough attackers that he feels inspired to try#argue w the wall
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#when two depressed girls maximize their joint slays and get on sertraline at the same time#kai havertz#leandro trossard
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getting closer and closer to this reality, i can feel the tectonic plates shifting
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KAI GOAL WITH SECOND LEO ASSIST? REAL MADRID WATCH OUT
MARTINELLI GOAL WITH TROSSARD ASSIST WHO SAID MY ATTACK WAS SHIT (i did)
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MARTINELLI GOAL WITH TROSSARD ASSIST WHO SAID MY ATTACK WAS SHIT (i did)
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lula needs to make brazil a monarchy again and make gabriel the king of it because the level of pathetic we would be in without him is astounding. a simple medal isn't enough he needs to rule most of south america.
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free him he did some of that but his haters are annoying
#me when people say leo sucks#like yeah kinda!!!! but hes also small and tired and every once in a while he shows up wanting to do his job so#are you not mildly entertained?
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bea girl i miss you 馃
hskdks thank u i'm honestly always online but football twitter sucks out my will to live so i never have anything to give u guys i'm just a shell...
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#he's so bipolar coded he'll suck ass for 10 games then be world class for one and act COCKY over it like#i'm obsessed with him and everything he represents#arrogance sloth manic episodes#just incredible i feel seen and represented#leandro trossard
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