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sorry martin, you have to tell your family you're going out to buy milk and never return again. you clearly can't juggle two families at once, and you've known bukayo longer than you've known your baby, so. the choice is obvious.
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are arsenal players in need of glasses? contact lenses? a fucking kick on the head?
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he just needed a little insult to get him going 馃槝 love you jesus
gabriel jesus get ready to speak ukrainian buddy cause that's who you'll call teammates in a few
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gabriel jesus get ready to speak ukrainian buddy cause that's who you'll call teammates in a few
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martin this year actually:
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hiding your homophobia behind your religion never works well because not only are you a homophobe, you're now also a dirty hypocrite. wearing a rainbow armband or an adidas lgbtq+ campaign jacket goes against your faith, but the betting sponsorships or the literal devil on your jerseys are just fine.
like do these idiots think we were born yesterday?
if you're gonna be a bigot at least have the balls to stand on it, pussy.
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#martin snuggling into his hug....#their wives: if you see my baby daddy at pride don't inbox me... i know!!!!!#bukayo saka#kai havertz#martin 酶degaard
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jorginho as soon as the ref blows the whistle
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who is rainbow armband martin 酶degaard ? to the blind, he is the light. to the hungry, he is bread. to the sick, he is the cure. to the lonely, he is company. for me? he is everything
#his true form#which is fine because helene is his lesbian wife#true love in its purest form#martin 酶degaard
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martin's ankle holds the weight of our entire season, we don't need a fatass west ham player stepping on it as well are you crazy i'll set your house on fire
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anthony taylor has given us 2 penalties....
#the pr crisis coote gave the pgmol got them acting different#like hold on let me acshually do my job so y'all forgive me for being bald and evil
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5-2 first half... we literally ARE the premier league
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i'm not worried because i know we're not perfect yet to have a clean sheet it's fine mikel will yell at them soon and we'll score 7-2 believe
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leo with that new contract money
TROSSARD GOAL + ASSIST i need ALL OF FOOTBALL TWITTER TO CLEAN THE SHIT OFF MY ASS WITH THEIR MOUTHS BITCH HES GETTING THAT RAISE HES BUYING A FERRARI HES BUYING THREE EVEN
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TROSSARD GOAL + ASSIST i need ALL OF FOOTBALL TWITTER TO CLEAN THE SHIT OFF MY ASS WITH THEIR MOUTHS BITCH HES GETTING THAT RAISE HES BUYING A FERRARI HES BUYING THREE EVEN
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