#idk if this counts as spoilers

[cryptiddeer]

"the best part of totk is (this), the best part of totk is (that)" WRONG!!!! the best part is link humming different Zelda songs while cooking. 10/10 game of the year

[drag0nalias0]

Sometimes a household is just a scrap collector god, a ghost king, a living bandage, a scimitar made from a gourged out eyeball, the gods evil ghost cousin tied outside the front door like a dog and said ghost cousins adopted human child he stole.

[cephalopodding]

familiar

[behaemoth]

@ gale of waterdeep

[ganondoodle]

escort quest

[mangora]

Too much weed discourse. Here’s the gospel truth:

Chase: Pretends he’s smoked weed but gets the details obviously wrong. Would believe you if you sold him a bag of crushed oregano and told him it was bud and then he would eat it and start acting insane. He takes an edible and starts crying and puking because he’s so high (it’s like 10mg)

Emma: Would never smoke weed, I don’t think she has many opinions on it though. She would get really mad at Chase for getting high and doing stupid shit tho

Ripper: Similar to Chase but when he takes edibles he takes like ten of them and starts running around naked and screaming

Zee: I mean they’re basically canonically a stoner but I saw this post by @td-hateblog on how funny it would be if Zee didn’t know what weed was and was just Like That and honestly I don’t know which idea I like more

Axel: Thinks weed will destroy her survival skills and avoids it like the plague

Nichelle: Used a cart once because idk celebrity connections and didn’t really like it

Bowie: Similar to Nichelle, tried it like once and thought it was mid as fuck. Also I think he’d be really grossed out by the resin which, fair

Raj: Afraid of smoking weed but is nice about it

Wayne: Not afraid of smoking weed but he isn’t interested. He’s chill about it though

Julia: Definitely smoked a lot of weed before the show but then she got sober and became a girlboss (read: aggressive)

Priya: Also afraid of weed and would be horrified if someone offered it to her

Millie: Wouldn’t use weed but would definitely want to be in the room observing people when they’re high

Damien: I honestly don’t know. Probably uses it like once in a while at parties but not a lot. He knows like all the chemistry and health pros & cons though

Caleb: He literally doesn’t have a personality idfk

MK: Smokes a cart like once a week

Scary Girl: Hits a bong like five times in a row and acts totally normal by her standards and everyone is astounded

[keegansakura]

The fact that the Doctor stopped, apologized, then asked about pronouns. I LEGIT ALMOST CRIED BECAUSE HOLY SHIT I- HE CARES ENOUGH TO ASK. AND THEN I DISCOVERED ROSE WAS NON BINARY AND I ALMOST CRIED AGAIN BECAUSE A SHOW THAT WAS PART OF MY CHILDHOOD MADE ME FEEL REPRESENTED

Holy. Fucking. Shit. I SWEAR I AM NORMAL ABOUT THIS

[m00nyzz]

hopes for the newest arc

[rye-bread-soda-iceberg]

this is making me laugh so much which is good cause i'm sure soon i'll go back to crying

[m1ntm0nt]

i have seen sooo mnay side order spoilers . however i have never played/seen more than the first 10 mintues

my current understanding:

marina makes Sillyland fo who knows why, puts herself at the top of a tower, makes pearl into the little flying round guy :)

acht gets in somehow. gets bitten by one of the tiny fuckers. hides in elevator with those big sad eyes

four is there MAYBE and is brainwashed MAYBE by the program going silly mode??? im not sure on this bit at all

8 also gets in somehow !! meets pearl drone and acht who says 'this place is weird' and then bam !! color chip time !! go fight big ol bone fish

umm the whole die and start over thing uhh uhh

once you beat the spire for the first time you rescue marina ???? and pearl is no longer robot boo hoo (again, no clue whatsoever)

umm you fight a metal tornado and a metal thing with a lot. of red eyes and maybe like. a giant robot bone fish thing.

smollusk is large occasionally??? and robot??? but also itty bity and oth's child or somethjng

umm theres the weird parallel canon fuckers?? idk . ive seen them about but i cannot tell if they are canon critters or little guys the fandom made up

pearlina real

atp im so confused that i think i wouldnt mind a lot of spoilers just so i can understand whats going on

[neeinearts]

totk is such a weird case of a game bc there are so many things i dislike about the game but there are quite a couple of things i like about it; im getting to a point where i cant tell if i like it more or less than botw

like the story's breathtaking, dont get me wrong, but the fact that its so far removed from botw makes it seem less and less like a sequel and more like a spin off

why market it like a sequel when its really just botw again, except we changed pretty much everything about it that made it botw

[fictionobsession]

Send help I need sleep

[auspicious-cheerios]

linh is the older twin, shannon just told me 

[hinamie]

alongside someone like you

[poqu]

coco and agott~

[egophiliac]

I wanted to try doing something with a super limited palette! it was supposed to be, like, a triptych kinda thing with Mal in the center, but tumblr made the arrangement look terrible, so here you go. :U

("お前を失わずに済む" / "I won't have to lose you")