#cryptid screaming

[cryptiddeer]

........Anyways-

[cryptiddeer-dolls]

*head in hands* I just counted and realized I have ten dolls coming in this month, not counting the bodies for my nendoroids. I'm gonna have to reorganize all my shelves to get them to fit

[cryptiddeer]

Correction!! "Do you think God stays in heaven because he too lives in fear of what he's created?" Is from Spy Kids 2: The Island of Lost Dreams, not Spy Kids

lifehack: when you see a Take One candy bowl in a restaurant, wait until noones looking and shovel candy into your pockets. god may judge you but his sins outnumber your own

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 333

I once more believe Battinson Batman needs to be given a child. Or multiple. Multiple children. I am also once more rotating Ghosts Have Wings Au. 

So Batman, still early in his whole vigilante career ends up busting a shipment, nothing too surprising there. Pretty usual honestly. Except for what was in one of the crates already open. Because it looks like some sort of gemstones but… perfectly spherical. Strange. Suspicious. 

But it’s also late, er, early in the morning, and the GCPD is notoriously corrupt, so like, he’s not going to just leave the weird gemstones, each about the size of a plum or so. (Dear Gotham he’s apparently hungry, and might inwardly vow to never let anyone realize what his tired mind decided to use as measurement) 

So he, unknowingly spurred on by more than just a slight bit of ecto contamination, takes the strange spheres back home. Just puts them in his pockets and heads back to the manor that they moved back into after the whole Riddler mess. (He even found a cool cave! With a bunch of terrifying bats, but they made a glass separator! For safety!) 

But in Bruce’s defense of forgetting about them, he’s more than a little tired and hungry and just wants to sleep for a bit, y’know? So maybe he forgets about the gems as he falls asleep in the chair in the cave (Alfred was not pleased!) until he starts digging around for them. Erm. Did they fall out somewhere?? There’s no holes in his belt pockets… 

And maybe these sort of things shouldn’t slip his mind, the spheres had felt Weird with a capital W, but he gets forced to a circus and there’s an… accident. So maybe he pushed it away as not important because there’s now an angry grieving eight-year old living with him and he’s panickedly reading any and all sort of parenting books he can get a hold of because he has no clue what he’s doing. 

Yeah, maybe his back is itching like crazy no matter what he tries, and maybe he threw up the other day, but it’s fine. This is fine. 

….

Oh dear Gotham those are feathers, this is not fine- ALFREEED!

[itwasntaphase]

Me when I realize I'll never get to be a sexy vampire that makes people question their sexuality and moral compass at the same time.

[thenerdperson]

Why don't fic writers and fan artists do more with the fact that Grian constantly not only accidentally places faces in his builds, but they are all almost always screaming? That just shouts watcher/cryptid behavior, he's constantly followed by eyes to the point they are bleeding into the environment. He doesn't even mean to, it just spills over.

[cryptiddeer]

[food meter < 15%] "Can I eat the bandits?"

[cryptiddeer]

"the best part of totk is (this), the best part of totk is (that)" WRONG!!!! the best part is link humming different Zelda songs while cooking. 10/10 game of the year

[cryptiddeer-dolls]

Despite all the AliExpress upset, I DO have good news! I've got some outfits coming in from Kikagoods, some ymy bodies for my nendoroids, found a place to buy cu-poche stuff, and the fruit series teenar set unexpectedly got back in stock where I buy those, so I went ahead and bought that

[squidinu]

a cryptid crush story update is well is on its way

[cryptiddeer]

Can't believe the picture of Dorian Gray is getting Sailor Moon'd

Guys, Netflix is going to make a modern day adaptation of Dorian Gray and they're making Basil and Dorian brothers

[chasingvoidmonsters]

I dunno if I ever shared this here, but last summer my youngest brother spent a couple of weeks at camp and family got to send letters. I, being the extra big sister that I am, made him a whole cryptid field guide. I printed it and bound it in a nice folder for him

**Names have been covered and Cryptid histories have been edited down to be appropriate for a generally anxious 11 year old, so don't get mad at how washed out The Jersey Devil's history is. I didn't want to give his over active imagination nightmare fuel while at camp.

Made in canva with all of the free stuff I could get my hands on at the time.

[cicada-candy]

Loose GPT wip I Will Actually Probably Finish at some point

[naffeclipse]

I just realized Cryptid!Eclipse and Orca!Eclipse deals with their human screaming after a very frightening encounter with a violent creature in equally amusing ways (as well as listening to heartbeats afterward)

[sleepless-in-starbucks]

*thinks about shen yuan and the way that his genuine care and concern and love for luo binghe and qing jing peak and cang qiong mountain and all of pidw allowed him to transcend how the novel went and make it into what it was meant to be, allowed him to save and help and heal so many, all while he remained completely oblivious to said genuine care and concern and love and acted as though he were truly still nothing more than a scum villain's puppeteer* shen yuan is such a loser

[cryptidclaw]

Warriors audio book be like

*in serious adult man voice* MRROWWWW >:(