#idiots missed the ship

[kurolini909]

I think Tumblr is finally ready...

To meet the Disastrine!

Here are my three Seeker bbys!!! Stereo, Carl and Lightning! They are the most incompetent, least Decepticon-like trio of Decepticons to ever walk the ranks.

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They're all on the younger side ( Young adults ) for Cybertronians, and their utter incompetence lands them far from any real action.

Honestly, nobody knows how they still even function...

Vicarly ;

Better known as Carl, is honestly and truly... Just a guy.

Low-key just a random dude. He's hard working and tries his best, follows orders to a T, buuut... Yeah. Can't even pull off particularly cool seeker-like flight maneuvers. Loser.

Least respectable Trineleader of all time.

Lightningrod ;

Outlier!

Lightning is extremely conductive, even for Cybertronian standards. She essentially attracts lightning when in flight, and is able to redirect that energy into a powerful blast once hit... Buuuut its success rate and strength is quite unreliable. The constant strikes also tend to damage her audials and disturb whoever flies near her.

Lightning has authority issues and often uses her poor hearing as an excuse to disobey orders. Extremely chaotic and impulsive at first sight, though her actions usually do have a logic behind them, and a sound one at that.

Doesn't seem all too committed to the Decepticon cause, either...

Her trinemates keep her in check.

Stereo Hurricane ;

Outlier!

Stereo is sensitive to various frequencies, and can eavesdrop into them with a few adjustments of his receptors. It would be an extremely useful ability for espionage and intel gathering... But he can't control it for slag.

Whether he'll tune in to a top secret Autobot Comm line or some radio blasting Earth pop music is anyone's guess. Has been wrong so often that everyone just regards the information he supposedly had as unreliable.

The amount of noise in his processor also makes Stereo extremely spacey and kind of oblivious to the world around him.

[deimosatellite]

myshkin and rogozhin

[ganondoodle]

im quite tired of talking about totk, like im sure you all know by know just how frustrated i am, but something i still strongly believe was the logical, and best thing to do in a sequel.. -

while botw was about you feeling lost in a strange world with neither you nor link knowing anything and both discovering it as you go, the theme of lonelyness and isolation, freeing the spirits of dead friends you need toremember again, in the end finally reuniting with one of the only friends still alive, after a 100 years

totk should have been about community, about working together with zelda at your side, as a companion, after having been seperated for so long, and seeing nothing of the time between titles, this should have been her travelling alongside you, after botw you'd WANT to spend time with her and get to know her more, her being the diplomat, the archtitect, the scientist, the translator of old texts, a historian trying to find out the truth about what her fathers kingdom was built on, to right old wrongs perhaps, for a better future- theres so much that she should have been, so much of her character was primed to go into this direction- and instead she is a pretty prize with no personality you get at the end like this is an 80s cartoon still

(this is disregarding the whole fact that ganondorf, AS WELL, should have been a giant factor in all this, in the history of it all, to explore his character and his actions, to have zelda research and find out about histroy clearly written by the victors- theres so much potential depth here that it dirves me crazy, botw was such a set up for more that was wasted, utterly wasted, for something i wouldnt even want to call paper thin bc even paper has more depth than anything in totk)

[yaoiplays]

i am soo tired heres shitty doodles i did imma go pass out

[citnamora]

You ever have those two characters where the thought of them dating makes you sick to your stomach and the idea of them getting married turns you off completely from enjoying the media they're in? Because I do.

[shikai-the-storyteller]

There are SO many cool interactions and lore things we can look forward to now that Rubius says he'll come back to QSMP (not only as an angel / demon, but potentially as a human too!), but that little detail reminded me of something:

Even though q!Vegetta and q!Rubius were mutually interested in each other wayyyy back in the beginning of the series, as an Angel / Demon, Rubius said he can't have relationships with humans because it's against the rules.

But a bit ago on stream, Rubius said that he's thinking about having a "human" side so he can build and do more things on the server as a regular player. I'm excited because this means he can have more casual interactions with people and we can see him interacting with his friends more (and he can experience The Horrors), but also...

I think we're in for some very interesting drama in the next few weeks.*

* ( Assuming Rubius doesn't get harassed off the server by toxic shippers and weird fans of the Eggs again. Please be nice to Rubius and welcome him back kindly, he's a very cool guy and his character is SO interesting )

[delicatebeauties]

I feel sometimes like a dinosaur 🦕, bc i come from the time period where i was used to ship based on vibes and read queer coded in every blinks.

Very grateful we moved on to explicit ships and even pairs but i sometimes miss the levity to be able to multiship or crosship characters based on vibes and finding other fans for it.

Feel free to let me know for what shows you would have loved to do alternative pairings (any gender mixes). I loved only friends but wish there was even more mess and hungry for the fanfics that got generated.

Also would love to see more less predictable dynamics even for established pairs like earthmix, eg. would love to see mix as the top and more dominant one in the relationship, we got hints for his capacity for playing a manipulative seducer babe in only friends last episode and i was left hungry for it.

On another note, nothing makes me more sad when characters are nerfed down for the sake of amplifying a kink dynamic (eg weakening the "bottom" personality).

Hell mix x gun would be interesting 👀👀 and hopefully have a high budget wardrobe.

On a thai gl side, there is quite a bit of tomboy women in the culture and I would love to see it represented! Sad but amusing that china actually used to have more f butch rep in asia.

A "stud" x "stud" gl with a "femme" x "femme" bl when xD

[rum-inspector]

Why is my feed suddenly full of TERROR oh the tv show is on netflix YAY but what a good excuse to talk about one of my lesser known interests, polar explorations!!! And the racism that is integral part of any type of european "explorations" during the era. Or to this day too of course.

In short, The Terror TV show is a psychological horror (pretty good, I especially like the sound design it is haunting!) is based on a fictional book that is based on a real story of Franklin Expedition to finding the northwest passage (waterway through the arctic, from atlantic to pacific) in middle 19th century. They took two ship's poorly equipped for withstanding the elements, went missing and nobody really knows in detail what happened to it - other than getting defeated by the elements and the believe in the european supremacy to conquer those elements without ever bothering to ask the actual people living there for pointers (or, not trusting them when they said it can not be done, not with huge ships and heavy boats - the boats of the locals are build very different) because what do those savages know? Sentiment of europeans at the time, not mine.

When I say "Nobody knows what happened" that is a lie. Pretty sure the locals knew of the idiots with their big ships and their attitude of meeting offers of help with hostility.

Later on Amundsen achieved polar exploration with better results by actually listening and learning from the people who live there. But even he remained his racist beliefs even after everything he is known for was only made possible by the people he believed to be "inferior" - the whole idea of "exploring the unknown" or "being the first person to reach place x" is so silly when you remember people have been in many of these "uncharted places" on a regular Tuesday. And it is simply part of european supremacy (which to this day lives on unfortunately) why those people "don't count".

Now, you did not need to know any of this to enjoy the tv show which again, is fictional and great fun if you like eerie and survival - it is just extra layer of context to add to the horror - to further understand that the monster in this story is not physical.

[autumnoakes]

revalink is so 🥰🥰🥰 y'know?

[justarandomidiot1]

Wait hold on with aai2 getting an official localization that means more Jeffrey Master and Katherine Hall (or whatever their names will be) father-daughter content in the fandom i NEED to see it

[fandom-hoarder]

Well I get why I couldn't see everything yesterday. Apparently I already blocked that OP awhile ago, so I couldn't see any of their shit in the notes. 😅 I've lost a bit of track of people from that OTHER thing, but op always made me really suspicious (one of those 'shipping incest is only ok when it's toxic and unhappy and done by me' types) so I guess I blocked them at some point. Guess I was right on that! Now I'm just hemming and hawing about this other one I should probably block. Reblogging an accusation against the entire fandom and then acting cutesy-flippant saying it was just in general--- Nope, that's literally not what that was. And it wasn't helpful to anyone. Be for real.

[notwithaste]

that’s my idiots to lovers

[saccharineomens]

Omens you like ItaFushi too!? 🥰

it took me a solid thirty seconds before I even connected what this was talking about, I’m so used to their first names 😅

I do! Really the only ship in jjk that I’ve put thought into outside of “yeah sure that’s cute!”, though, is Rika/Yuta, which I just know makes me kind of an outlier.

but anyway the inherent homoeroticism between Yuji and Megumi in season one was really good (Megumi’s immediate attachment to this guy he just met, fighting Sukuna with everything he had to try and keep Yuji from dying), and it’s SO great seeing all of that get returned by Yuji in the current manga arc. It makes me want to go reread the manga and pay attention to their interactions more.

Usually, if two characters don’t have an immediate synergy or dynamic that hits me, I don’t latch onto them as a ship. For example, I was really surprised Maki/Nobara was a big fandom ship at first, because I couldn’t think of any scenes with them interacting, but when I went and looked up their interactions I was like “oh, yeah, I can see why people ship this!” (On the other hand catch me over here shipping Yuta’s Rika+Maki+Toge polycule.) Honestly, I was the same way with Laios/Marcille from DM until after I caught up with the manga (Chapter 88) and really started thinking about the characters/story more (before then, the only things in DM I shipped were Kiki/Namari and a little bit Chilchuck/Senshi).

As much as I enjoy Jujutsu Kaisen, I haven’t gotten the urge to sink my teeth into it quite like I have for Dungeon Meshi, though! 😅

[gabbysdawsons]

just a little juno and the guys blurb. set sometime around the end of season 2. i can't remember the exact episode.

Juno had her legs crossed beneath her, lounging as comfortably as she could manage in a shipping container.

  With JJ pacing frantically  in front of her, tugging at his blond hair like he wanted to yank it out at the roots,  and Pope pressing his hands to his temples as he sat hunched over beside her, she figured they made quite the Renaissance painting. 

Pope looked up from his hands. “So- what’s the plan? There’s got to be a plan.”

Juno rolled her eyes, this was the third time he’d said that in the last hour. There was no plan. 

 JJ opened his mouth, undoubtedly about to spew off another hair brained plan. Juno wound her hair elastic around her fingers and snapped it sharply in JJ’s direction. It pinged off his forehead.

Bullseye. 

He slapped his hand over his forehead. “Ow!” 

Juno snickered. 

“Would you stop?” Pope’s voice was sharp, as he turned his head and pinned her with such a disapproving stare she could have sworn his father had been giving it. A feeling akin to shame briefly burned in her chest. “We have to focus.”

She shrugged her shoulders in response, properly shamed. Her fingers worked deftly over the fraying bracelets knotted around her wrists. She worked the problem over in her head—they were in a shipping container. 

They were in a shipping container on a boat. 

A wicked smile lit up her face as she slowly said.  “International waters—”

Pope was shaking his head before she even got through her sentence, like he anticipated the words before they fell past her lips. “No. No-“

Her smile grew, only egged on by his attempt to stop her. “Anything goes.” 

JJ’s eyes lit up with the same manic glint, the hair elastic stint forgiven for the time being. 

Pope sliced his hands through the air, eyes wide and concerned as his gaze bounced between the two of them.. “Nothing goes. Nothing goes!”

JJ clapped his hand down on Pope’s shoulder, pulling him down to their level with little resistance.

“Everything goes, Pope.”

Juno rested her arm on Pope’s other shoulder, leaning heavily against him. He staggered a step under her weight but quickly adjusted and looped an arm loosely around her waist to keep the both of them steady. JJ grinned as he began to walk Pope through his plan, Juno undercutting his particularly idiotic ideas with newer, better suggestions. They were twin devils on his shoulders, and Juno almost felt bad at the thought, until Pope began nodding along— just as invested as the both of them.

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[aceofstars16]

…wow…

[theangrypomeranian]

me missing my ship of dumb 30 something year old men 😭