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I used to staged fist fights with my friends in 711. We would actually punch each other and then end the fight by making out.

People were always really confused and shocked.

The employees didn't really care we were fighting and would laugh.

Years later some guy started a fight with me at a show and once we were grappling on the floor I instinctively started making out with him.

He immediately got up and left the show. Technically I have won every fight I've ever been in 💪

losing my mind over this a little bit. new type of guy.

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As much as tumblr likes to post about boypussy some people on here get really mad when you ask them to respect the men who have pussies.

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y'all gonna love this one. Jesus.

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one time in high school my french teacher told the class that his grandmother died and a kid in the class said “je regrette :(“ and the french teacher burst out laughing and was like “you’re gonna wanna say desolé in this context because je regrette means like…. my bad”

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Every word that starts with an N should have a silent G in front. Gnorway. Gnuclear. Gnervous system. Gnipples.

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nobody in the fucking world is obligated to go to therapy. "not going to therapy" is never a moral failure. the only thing you're obligated to do is to treat other people with respect. the idea that therapy is the only path to being a person who's safe to be around is so fucking warped and rotten i can't believe how deeply ingrained it is in our society that even well-meaning people parrot it without thinking

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can I please get some chicken tenders and uhmgmm. french fries. and also , as much spicy ranch as you're allowed to give me

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So many people who get periods are like “Ugh it sucks that having a menstrual cycle makes you almost die every month” like no that’s not normal you need to go to the doctor

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Our characters are newly acquainted and don't know a lot about each other. We just had a session where my leshy Sprifzie was particularly bitchy and moody.

Player, out of character: "Man, it seems like Sprifzie has some uh, problems to work out."

Me: "You wanna know what her problem is? She's 15."

Everyone else realizing they're adults who just got stuck with this angsty, take-no-shit teenager: "Ohhhh no."

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Y'all remember that Miraidon motorcycle from the Toyota Engineering Society from a while back? Well, it's now come out that the battery that powers it is a sandwich.

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post-eow shenanigans based on this post. you see the vision

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ATTENTION ALBERTANS!!

Trans Action Alberta needs more signatures for their official petition to present to the Legislative Assembly of Alberta. The petition is against the legislation of restricting gender affirming care to minors.

They are close to their 10,000 supporter goal and have 32,500+ signatures!

I met some of the hard working individuals of TAA at Calgary Pride and they are fighting tooth-and-nail for trans and two-spirit youth.

Please print and sign the petition, then mail it in by OCTOBER 11TH. More details in the website.

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bloomingbluebell -> autumnoakes :)

hm. its autumn. and that's one of my names. 🤔

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hm. its autumn. and that's one of my names. 🤔

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