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i love diggers i wish silly people were real
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am i late to the party, billy was hot since day 1. all his forms are smoking
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mamamia
daddy?
Atrophy is the main antagonist is the psych sans comic (NightWatch Au) and I love writing him. The comic is going well and my first chapter should be out in August ❤️ love y’all
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Vulnerable
#my art#cotl#cult of the lamb#cotl narinder#chirin au#narilamb#tosses this. i was threatened to stop touching this so im done with it LOL#this was the idea i woke up in a cold sweat to draft out#like yall i didnt think id be doing narilamb with chirin but it got me. It Got To Me.#im not going to make it.#i have a spotify playlist already its dangerous#anyway here this is........ narinder sick for the first time and chirin being so sweetums and taking care of him obviously. ykno.
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what are you looking at?
nsfw+early art on patreon
#what a grumpy old man#maybe if he just calmed down a little and didnt start fights with 15 year olds id take him a bit more seriously#doubtful#miguel o'hara#spiderverse#across the spiderverse#spiderman#giragi art
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#i need it for science#and so i can focus my research#i feel like the last one is the elective#most people take it for the easy grade until he walks in and spooks like 80% of the class into transferring out#part of me wanted to add thesis professor for the silly#maybe the story development of it#idk the proper name though my course code literally was just anstory#(animation story)#id look it up but i cant access the website rn#we have class about marriage its so funny#it would be so funny if i put him in comsci#actually my brother's religion class rn is talking about the intersection of religion and occult which is fun
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now why would you hide these in the tags..
also thinking maybe reader is newcomer too, maybe on vacation. everyone knows not to mess with price, say things about it never ending well.
but reader pays them no mind, thinking that their overreacting. of course, they aren’t, and reader is forced to check out of their hotel and into their new forever home with price <3.
and he's your first experience with an alpha, too. like sheltered reader, surrounded by betas your whole, stumbling onto John Price, of all people. but of course you're curious. you've never met an alpha before outside of the ones in your school - all the same age, the same hormonal shifts at the same pace; it's just not the same, is it?
and despite the tug between you, he can see where this going when you start batting your eyes at him, and softening under the burn of his glare. you're not going to like it. you'd never be able to handle him. and he tries to tell you this. warn you away. find a beta, a smaller, younger alpha. he doesn't care - just stay the hell away from him.
but you've been doted on your whole life and English Burt Reynolds isn't going to be the first man to tell you no.
so you push. prod. dig a little deeper. lay it on thick until his presence, a novice in your life, triggers the first stirrings of a real heat. forced proximity. freak storm. one bed. he breaks before dawn, but before you can even start to feel triumph, the reality of getting fucked by an older, more experienced alpha rears.
maybe you realise this when he pulls his fat, angry looking cock out, and barks at you to get back on the bed because he hasn't even started yet, and if you wanna strut around town, aching for his knot, well. he'll give it to you.
problem is: he's too big. too rough. you've been treating yourself like fine silk, something precious, and what he gives you (after growling at your pussy that he can't wait to break her in) is nothing at all like you were expecting. and this idea of a heat making you malleable, soft and ready, falls to pieces when you remember that anatomy isn't magic and no amount of fever in your blood will ever soothe the ache of him eating you up like a man starved.
but hey. you got the big, surly alpha in the end, didn't you? guess no one taught you the meaning of a pyrrhic victory.
#fucked knotted and claimed THAT night#id also probably lean away from the standard abo and make it like just a malicious fever that makes your body hot and docile#because i just LOVE the idea of Price getting pissed off when you can't take his knot#just bullying it into you until you pass out#waking up a bit later splayed out over his chest with your whole body aching#and him grumbling about how Laswell isnt gonna shut up about this when she finds out#captain john price x reader#john price x reader#Dunno!!! im in a very big reader gets bullied mood lol
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reality
#blinks so cutely at u. im baaaack#i only have it in me to do one piece for 7.7 i think. i just dont think the rest grabs my brain id rather draw other stuff :D#ive started a new job (NOT animation) by now so im re-adjusting to job hours vs fun hours but the job is easy breezy so im happy!!!#i work in an office i answer the phone like twice a day and i file some paperwork and i eat candy at my desk. its the best#AND im lined up to take over as supervisor in a few months. smiles lovingly at the camera. the dream <3#speaking of dreams haha idia my guy umm so how u doing buddy. u doin okay? will u recover from this buddy pal chum guy? :D#he'll be fine im proud of him#twst#twisted wonderland#idia shroud#book 7 spoilers#ch 7 spoilers#suntails
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dan is so fake he’s always like “this is your chance to ask us important, hard hitting, deep philosophical questions” someone asks how do you feel having an entire generation look up to you and he’s like physically? yeah haha we’re so tall 🤪
#im joking ik it’s like a script at this point#and the silliness of the questions and answers is the fun of preshow#imo that’s not even a super serious question though#im not saying it’s easy to answer but like#he cannot take anything seriously id like to see him try and earnestly answer a deep question#i feel like they definitely know how to set boundaries now tho#like the way he made fun of us going domestic questions!!1 for the dishwasher one im sorry that I care you share a life together 😔#sorry this turned into a preshow tag yap#dnp#dan and phil#phan#tit tour
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manthings have various diets
if u want more of this specific dynamic check the tag, miss D and her manthing
#ethan winters#rose winters#rosemary winters#alcina dimitrescu#bela dimitrescu#daniela dimitrescu#cassandra dimitrescu#miss D and her man thing#miss d lets out the most annoyed sigh#'i knew id have to take care of it in the end.'#she makes him incredible home made meals but still complains ' i cant believe how spoiled he is'#based off my mom and my dog LOOL#resident evil 8#re8#resident evil village#rebhfun#resident evil#resident evil fanart
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the place me and my roommate were supposed to move into today was so disgusting and uninhabitable we just took our stuff and left and now we're gonna be staying at airbnbs and hotels until further notice/until we can find a new place hopefully quickly...........im in my homeless drifter era y'all!!!😍😍so if im not as active then thats why LMFAO
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#bro was literally trying to rent us a silent hill apartment#we already paid first and last too which was 2700k and he said hes not gonna refund us EVEN THO WE DIDNT EVEN MOVE IN!!#like first month i get BUT NOT EVEN THE SECOND MONTH?? all landlords go to hell#looking back at the og listing like.....yeah i can see why he never took pics of the outside......literally looks like a landfill😃#we're SO LUCKY that uhaul allowed us to keep our things stored with them bc if they insisted on our shit still being dropped off#we woulda been so screwed/forced to move in and then would have had to hire ANOTHER uhaul to move back OUT lol#AND I HATE MOVING the idea of unloading all of our stuff just to pack it again literally makes me wanna perish#but even tho i may be a homeless drifter rn that wont stop me from also working on my oneshot between searching for places😍#the oneshot has a smut scene at the beginning LMAO and smut takes me forever to write so id been putting it off#but now that im over that hump (pun intended) i think ill be faster now brrrrrrrrrrr 9k words so far#its probs gonna be like 40k LMFAO maybe longer... idek#but also ill be hella busy trying to find a home so LMFAO who knows...chat im so fucking TIREDDDDD🧎♀️🧎♀️#my moms trying to see if she can fight him and get our money back but it aint lookin good bros#if i randomly open commissions then youll also know why LMAO
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even if your eyes are open, i will help you close them.
Afterword: Ivan’s thoughts
#ivantill#ivan#till#alien stage#alnst#so this takes place around R3#i love yearner ivan but i also love ivan who is struggling with his feelings#a push and pull if you will#of him wanting to pursue love but afraid if his love was reciprocated#id like to explore this deeper in a future comic!#HOWEVER.#slams brick wall#ive been fed too much angst (this fandom wants me dead) and i desire crack aus#so that comic will wait. i want to do a crack maid ivantill au#live in darkness#bring me brightness#in the end it all comes back to sweet dream#sweet dream you will always be famous#alien stage fanart#ctrlzxoo art
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i don’t know man
#felix can’t help but laugh at how goofy his bf looks covered in road grime meanwhile turbo is having Awakenings#also i gave him ears because i feel SO bad for my last bald turbo post. IM SO SORRY FOR SHAVING YOUR EARS OFF POOKIE 🙏#anyway . can someone take me out back and shoot me PLEEHEEHEEEEEASE#i actually wanted to add a third panel where turbo subconsciously hugs the trophy to felix’s back kind of like he’s making out with it too#but i just. ran out of steam. LMFAO#genius i know… some of my ideas be truly enlightened /silly#wir#turbo#fix it felix#hammertastic#fix it felix jr#giddly’s art#no id
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When Tim is 10 years old his parents force him to go to some boring party in Metropolis held by Lex Luther. This would have been relatively normal if he hadn't ended the night kidnapping rescuing a clone of superman he found when he was snooping in the basement.
The good news is Tim is literally the last person Lex would suspect of stealing his clone, so he doesn't come looking (at least for a while.) Also Tim's parents are barely home! So with Superboy's powers he can easily stay quiet and hide. The Drakes don't even notice someone else living in their home.
The bad news is Tim has no idea how to take care of a super powered clone with no life experience (or even a name) when he himself is still a child. But whatever, at ten he is old enough to raise himself, so surely he is old enough to raise his new friend too?
Something, something, hijinks ensue, Tim is adopted by the batfam early and Clark steps up to be a dad.
#tim drake#connor kent#kon el#kon el kent#superboy#red robin#batman#batfam#batfamily#superfam#superfamily#dc comics#dc#tim drake joins the batfam early#Connor kent is rescued early#my post#i am imagining connor dashing out of sight to avoid being seen by the drakes but they are only there like 2 days a month so it is easy#the longer it goes on the funnier it is#tim takes connor bat watching with him and connor with very little life experience loves it and didn't realize it is weird#tim can't decide if he should ask batman for help or not. like he doesn't want to admit he knows Bruce's identity#he is also scared they will take Connor away from him#but also he starts to realize Connor needs help he can't provide. like therapy. and controlling his powers. and a legal id#eventually bruce finds out and it's shocked and impressed that tim kept this a secret for like a year#timkon#superman#does a fic like this exist yet? i didn't find one on ao3 but maybe i didn't use the right search term
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You just suddenly see this little guy sitting all alone, giving this saddest puppy dog look he could ever throw at someone,
What would you do?
#im taking him home#first id make sure he's comfortable enough to come with me but if he is im just adopting him#he will be my son and i shall raise him#movie!shadow#movie shadow#shadow#shadow the hedgehog#sonic movie 3#sonic movie 3 spoilers#sonic 3 spoilers
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We need more gaz calling cards and in this essay I will
#pls accept this gift gaz nation mwah#fixed up an abandoned gaz sketch bc i felt so guilty for abandoning gaz nation lately#i loveee the style of some of the calling cards and i wanted to do my own take#id love to animate this but i fear that is too much work lol#PRETTY GAZ CALLING CARD ACTIVISION PLS IM BEGGING I ONLY HAVE ONE FROM MW2 PRESTIGE AND YOU CAN BARELY TELL ITS HIM#kyle gaz garrick#kyle garrick#gaz mw2#gaz cod#gaz art#gaz#mw2 art#call of duty mw3#call of duty fanart#task force 141#call of duty#cod mw3#cod mwii#mw2#gaz mw3#mw3#cod mwiii#procreate#my art
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