#id be dead guys

[thesunshinenotebook]

Reasons I would never be in a fantasy novel:

I have two parents, both of them very much alive, and I look exactly like them.

Prophecies--girl, HOW am I supposed to hear a very important something or other ONE TIME and then remember if exactly in italics

Actually short term memory and slow sound processing in general definitely wouldn't help me out

Dreams--I fear I'm only capable of the 'mildly inconvenient nonsense' type of dream and not the 'evil one spelling out certain doom to me while I sleep' variety

I have the reflexes of an aged sea turtle

I have no friends

People would probably peg me as the smart one (I get good grades, have nerdy hobbies, and like spouting randon facts), but in fact I suck at riddles as well as at thinking under pressure, thinking outside the box, and recalling information that's actually important to a situation at any convenient time, so that wouldn't go well

I'd be dead, guys

[frstk]

Best Served Cold VS Best Served Hot

[autumn-may]

worlds most underrated dynamic i hope we see them interact again. The hater trio

[luneariann]

Do yall think he felt it?

[venomgaia]

once again, I was possessed by a beast of some sort to make a sticker, this time of the rabbit variety! Get your own grown ass man who goes "Kuwaboo" here on redbubble!

[vigilskeep]

intensely self indulgent but hear me out: au where spite is a hunger demon and lucanis does vampire stuff about it

[darling-deadest]

if im good can i cockwarm you while you play video games? i promise i’ll only squirm a little

[anonymouscheeses]

They are everything to me.

[mrmeepsmadmind]

bee's protective nature over anyone persists even as a ghost & i think he sometimes forgets or doesn't care that only star can see him (sadly no touch tho) & will start shouting & angrily try standing between people who are mad at starscream even tho he can't be seen, he just wants to try & help anyways bcs STOP IT >:(!! BE NICE !!!! cried the ghost no one can hear or see except for the poor guy getting yelled at & trying to overhear the conversation over bee's frantic rebuttals while trying to discreetly let bee know it's ok while ALSO trying not to look Insane .

continued attempt at a 4am drawn doodle comic below

i might draw detailed later but yeah i just wanted to give yall this headcanon bcs i love starbee so much... the nagging wives finally finding their true loves... another nagging wife.

' you .. do know only i can hear and see you, unfortunately, right? or are you starting to go loopy, because i don't need another insane figure haunting me. I have enough already, as you can try and fail to imagine, little bee . '

' trust me, im Well aware .. of everything you just said . .. but i just. i couldn't just Stand there and do Nothing while someone talked to you like You were Nothing . that's not the autobot way. that's not- my way . '

' . . . '

[beeduoo]

wonderful

[pnfc]

i haint watched the dang chibisode and idk if ill actually watch it with sound on sdfjk but i have a hurt feeling about them casually imbuing perry with speech for a one off gag because the idea that he needs to talk to communicate is fake. we had 4 seasons of wacky magic hijinks cartoon where perry never needed verbal speech to communicate. they couldve done this gag at any point in the show but they didn't, and the fact that they didn't felt significant. perry's muteness is such a core part of his character, to me, to the way i conceive of him/write him. i don't wanna overreact to a goofy little side cartoon (even tho i'm doing it anyway) but it's still the characters, and it still upsets me! ok that's it i've said my piece

[silvers-starrway]

S doesn't get to catch a break </3

[tragedy-machine]

Charles and Edwin go to a magical forest for a case. They talk and have fun collecting weird paranormal plants, so Edwin is distracted enough to trip over a protruding root. He can't keep his balance and slides down into a small valley in the forest floor, falling right into an ominous looking bush of black flowers.

Charles dashes after him for a rescue but sees his best mate crawl out of the plant before he can reach him. The sight calms him down but only momentarily - Edwin is gasping and coughing, so much so he's unable to stand up steadily.

"Edwin? Oi, what's wrong?" Charles inquires in a fast-spreading panic.

Edwin tries his hardest to concentrate on his best friend's voice to answer him. Still gasping and clutching his chest, he turns around to look at his place of landing.

His eyes widen in fear and he looks wildly at Charles.

"Don't -" he's interrupted by a harsh-sounding cough. "Don't touch the plant..."

By the end of the sentence, his voice gets weaker than a whisper. Charles sees Edwin's eyes roll back into his skull right before he collapses onto his hands and knees.

"Edwin!" The younger ghost leaps forward, mindful of the advice not to come in contact with the black flowers.

Charles grabs Edwin's face to lift it, he has to make sure Edwin is still with him. Bleary and pained eyes meet his.

"What is it? What bloody plant is it?! How do I fix you?"

Edwin tries to say something but is too breathless to get any words out. Desperately, he grabs onto Charles’s forearms as if urging him to listen closely. As if Charles wasn't already hanging onto his every word.

"I- " Edwin gasps out, body trembling. "I love you."

Stunned with a terror colder than a winter lake's waters, Charles watches as Edwin's body goes limp, his green eyes fluttering shut.

[arrayed-in-purple]

𝐃𝐎𝐎𝐌 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐢𝐜 𝟏𝟗𝟗𝟔 (𝐝𝐞𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐥)

𝐒𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐲 𝐛𝐲 𝐒𝐭𝐞𝐯𝐞 𝐁𝐞𝐡𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐌𝐢𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐞𝐥 𝐒𝐭𝐞𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐭

𝐀𝐫𝐭 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐜𝐨𝐥𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐓𝐨𝐦 𝐆𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐝𝐛𝐞𝐫𝐠

(OC)

[senselessalchemist]

officially summer or something

[giddlygoat]

you ever listen to the song and just