#i'm being so serious

[primarchhammer0k]

i love the primarch relationships and often wonder what it would have been like had they grown up together on Terra... here's the idea; they get split, then found, then split. they spend two years together before getting split (any longer than that will mess up the continuity, I'm quite strict, lmao). unlucky ones like II and XI and Angron just never got found (because I feel like finding Angron messes up the continuity too) and poor unlucky Morty got found last so he only had 1 year before they split again. womp, womp :(

i tried to keep their planet's ecosystem in mind when I designed them but damn... that was very hard.

[ddaengslove]

i'm fine

[dude-could-you-be-more-gay]

Old Maniel changing scene will be the best enrichment my enclosure has ever had

[thebeigelunatics]

SLOW HORSES (2022 — ) 🐴✨

[smhmyheaddude]

I don't know what 15 year old needs to hear this but please please please for the love of God stop engaging with lolcow-based content. I beg of you.

[as-seen-0n-tv]

I would actually do anything for toxic lipstick cds

[zappedbyzabka]

Saw a spoiler for the new TKK: turns out Billy is actually in the movie, and they allude that the next Karate Kid after Li is the one Daniel gets Johnny pregnant with at the end of the movie after Daniel comes back from NY and they have a passionate tussle on the mat. Sorry for the spoilers but it's important y'all know.

[nahoyasboyfriend]

Every time I accidentally get sucked into a dead fandom my heart shatters

[onyxclub5]

[g00pymica]

people really throw a hissy fit when a politician reforms their beliefs at the introduction of new information as if that isn't what all of us should be doing

'didn't you see kamala convicted all these black men for weed then made a tweet about legalizing it' yeah believe it or not i would appreciate a president who is open to changing her mind if she realizes she was wrong

[thebuckandeddiething]

How about we get a confrontation scene with Gerrard and we can finally SEE Tommy's hands on Buck's waist or we can get Buck putting a hand on Tommy's waist for quiet support??!

I'll collapse on the floor because both of the close-up kisses were a wasted opportunity...

[editing-tips69]

flashback to when me and my middle school friend wanted to be like phil so bad that we would do his tongue laugh thing and pretend that it was an involuntary reaction because we watched dnp so much

[cecoeur]

So like...what am I supposed to do now? Just keep on living my life? Make dinner? Take a walk? What?

[destinationtrekk]

i love when people draw wesker with fangs i wanna poke his teefs

ugh yes!!! lounging on the couch with him and he's got his mouth open a lil so you can sit on his lap and play with his fangs... and his eyes are all sleepy and and and

[mascxdaddy]

What I wouldn’t give to be high and horny with you 🥺

ugh there's just something about being high together and knowing both of us are turned on so we just start making out and grinding on each other which leads to fucking

high sex feels so good too it's like otherworldly god

[carnage-cathedral]

generally we're against singling out fandoms and putting them in our dni but I think hellaverse may be the exception