#i'm a vegetarian

[sunnycanwrite]

Alfred doesn't go out of town much. But when he does the kitchen is off limits only certain people allowed in. Why? Well once Bruce got it in his mind he would make a simple lemon chicken recipe.

He on top of all his other mistakes left it in the oven for hours. Only remembering when from getting back patrol. It well.... the kitchen was full of smoke.

Damian refused to leave the cave saying the overwhelming smell of chicken made him sick. Duke, couldn't stop coughing for hours. Cass had the scent burned into her nose and slept outside. Tim, fully made Kon cone get him Incase the house burned down.

[schadenfreudich]

Why do tumblr ads suddenly think I need an industrial meat slicer?

Like? Huh?

[space-rave12]

c,f,p,z for the letter ask game :)

First of all, thank you for the ask!

C - Coffee, gotta stay awake somehow

F - Fruit, like all kinds of fruit

P - Pigs, I love them. They're so cute and smart and I love them

Z - Zoology! I love learning about wildlife and plan to become a zookeeper!

Put a letter from A-Z in my ask and I’ll tell you 1 thing I love that starts with that letter!

[braxiatel]

honestly this whole thing must have been so funny for cc Zedaph and Tango though. Haven't seen your online friend in ages and you finally get to meet up to go on holiday for two weeks together. One week later you both go to the same charity LAN party and make each other eat terrible sandwiches

[ask-the-rag-dolly]

it's love that guides my cleaver with such tenderness !

[captainjeffries]

[kittyoverlord]

Taco bell has given me beef burritos instead of bean and cheese burritos the last two times I've gone...

other fast food places are like yeah that’ll be $10.70 for a meal that cost $6 a year ago and also we gave you the wrong food and we didn’t give you the sauce you asked for. 🖕🏻. meanwhile taco bell is like here’s a full meals worth of food and enough for lunch tomorrow for $5.50 and it’s always right and we love you 💋

[skullsemi]

I've been watching a lot of Count Duckula and really, so should you. Have these late sketches!

[juniperhillpatient]

the way some of y'all speak so condescendingly to & about vegans & vegetarians or just people trying to recycle or do a little better for the world is sick actually. sorry corporations are the real problem & everything is hopeless but I'm a receptionist lmao I won't fix that in my lifetime but I can minimize the animal products I buy & recyle & try not to buy aersol products & be nice to people. sorry the idea of doing the bare minimum infuriates some of u guys to ur cores but like. get fucked

[rebouks]

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Courtney: Take a right here. Oscar: Absolutely not. Courtney: C’mon! I have an idea. Oscar: Getting arrested for kidnapping is a terrible idea. [Oscar rolled his eyes as Courtney grinned and raised her hand threateningly; snorting, he threw the indicator on and pulled over with acquiescence, lest she get any ideas and grab the steering wheel herself] … Courtney: Is Levi ready? Nadia: For? Courtney: Camping. Nadia: He’s not going. Courtney: Oh-.. we’ve already booked a spot for him. Nadia: Hm. Courtney: It’d be easier if he were out of your hair for a week though-.. right? [Nadia squinted at the slightly unkempt woman before her; she was clearly mistaken in her previous assumptions that Courtney was a simple, feebleminded housewife] Nadia: Don’t take me for a fool. Courtney: Alright, what’s it gonna be then? Nadia: LEVI! Nadia: Do you want to go camping with these.. people? Levi: I thought you said-… Nadia: Do. You. Want. To. Go? … Nadia: That was quick-.. you won’t bring any bad habits back, will you? Levi: I’ll try not to. Nadia: I’ll miss you, sweetheart. [Levi clenched his bag tightly and ignored his mother’s outstretched arms, knowing full well they’d remain firmly plastered to her waist were there not a car full of Finch’s right next to them] Levi: Hey-.. scootch over, losers. Ava: Hi, Levi’s mommy! [Levi shut the door before Nadia could respond, catching naught but a glimpse of her upturned nose as Oscar sped off]

[trillscienceofficer]

I know gagh and assorted offal dishes in Klingon cuisine are a whole can of worms (pun intended?) because they will sound disgusting to most westerners but it's not as if I've never eaten actual blood pie even if I'm from western europe or whatever. I bet gagh has a similar texture to raw mussels. I would try it

[gothamite-rambler]

Batburgers with friends with a side of vengeance.

Jon slapped the burger out of Damian's hands just before he could take a bite.

Damian (left eye twitching): I’m going to try my hardest not to scream at you, but why?

Jon (panicked): That's not a vegan burger! I overheard the cashier—he swapped your burger because he’s related to that bully you tripped. You know, the one who fell down the stairs? The one you told me was picking on you and that friend of yours.

Damian tilted his head in shock, burying his fury over the meat and the deceit. He took the burger and marched to the front counter. Jon watched in horror as Damian shoved the burger in the worker's face.

Damian: You asshole! What kind of pathetic loser messes with someone’s food over some school drama? Tell your brother I’ll deal with him tomorrow!

With a swift punch, Damian sent the man sprawling to the floor. The man screamed as Damian leaped over the counter and began to pummel him. A blonde teenage girl co-worker strolled over, taking a long sip from her large soda cup as she watched the chaos unfold.

Teen worker: Missy, Logan switched a vegan burger with a meat one again!

Jon: Damian, wait—don't assault him!

Jon grabbed Damian before he could break the man's jaw, dragging him backward while carrying the furious boy out.

Damian: You sack of human feces! I asked for a vegan burger, and you almost poisoned me! My father will sue this place! My mother will have your head! And my brothers will break your legs!

Jon: Let’s just go—he’s not worth it!

Damian: You haven’t seen the last of me!

Jon (laughing nervously): He’s kidding!

Jon carried his friend out of the fast-food place, leaving their food on the table as patrons looked on in shock. That shock turned to disgust when everyone focused on Logan, who stood up with a bloody nose and a bruised ego. A couple of teens had even recorded the entire exchange. His manager approached, arms crossed and foot tapping.

Missy: That’s the sixth time you’ve pulled this stunt, but that was Bruce Wayne’s kid, and I overheard everything. You can clock out and meet me in my office.

Logan: Tsk, man! It’s so stupid—I was just trying to help my dumb brother!

Pt 2 coming soon...

[deepinthedirt]

It's such bullshit that plant based meats are so much more expensive than regular meat.

[jonathanbyersphd]

I know we all want an og monster hunting trio revival in s5 but consider the following instead:

It's giving The boys are back in town, the boys of summer, The boys are back. A little mansplain, manipulate, malewife. Very much introducing your new bestie to the one that got away and them hitting it off.

[respectthepetty]

So the restaurant the boys work at in The Heart Killers is

Heart Burger

[lalalychee]

me at a nice restaurant waiting for my order of chicken strips and fries