#but also fuck peta all my homies hate peta

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c,f,p,z for the letter ask game :)

First of all, thank you for the ask!

C - Coffee, gotta stay awake somehow

F - Fruit, like all kinds of fruit

P - Pigs, I love them. They're so cute and smart and I love them

Z - Zoology! I love learning about wildlife and plan to become a zookeeper!

Put a letter from A-Z in my ask and I’ll tell you 1 thing I love that starts with that letter!

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What if rats were really big (size of a lap dog,,,or bigger) and everyone had to have a rat because of government cheese

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TPYH-Chapter 25: The Chapter Where I Beat PETA to The Fucking Ground

Summary: y/n is still going through it, she's going through her Reputation Era leave her alone...

Also fuck PETA, all my homies hate PETA (Like seriously?! There's more, there's so so much more)

The Doctor collapsed to the floor, hissing out in pain. His friends stepped back in surprise and looked at you incredulously. You ignored them. 

“So Curt, I’ve been hearing that you haven’t taken my advice to mind? That as soon as I left you just reverted back to normal? Is that what I’m hearing?” you asked. 

“G-great to see you, Doctor.” Dr. Connors managed to get out, you rolled your eyes. You saw Harry approaching you, obviously pissed, he grabbed your arm and dragged you to the side, and you scoffed. “What the hell are you doing?” He hissed. 

“Making an example of him.” “Jesus, sis this isn’t a free-for-all, you can’t just kick people in the balls!” Harry explained.

“Watch me.” 

“Listen, I know you’ve been having a rough time, but I’m in over my head here and I really need you to step up, I’m sorry but-”

“Don’t be, there’s no need to apologize, you’re right, I’m here to help, and make sure that all of you aren’t torturing animals.” You sighed, that went a bit too far…

Can I eat him? Venom asked.

“We’ll talk about this later…” you muttered.

“Talk about what later?” Harry asked.

“Oh, nothing just… the Connors situation, you said that you were having trouble with PETA?” You asked.

“Yes, the president of PETA is in my office now, waiting for you…” 

“Shit…” you muttered.

“Yeah… Hey, he deserved that.” Harry muttered. 

“Really?” You asked, surprised.

“Yeah… While you were gone, I’ve been focusing on that regenerative project of Connors, and with more animals… the more work he had to put into them with that plan of yours. And eventually, he threw them away.” Harry explained.

“Seriously?! You didn’t do anything to stop him?” you asked.

“I was too busy trying to find you, and also trying to cure your eyesight, your missing hand, and the god damn cancer! I-I just have a lot on my mind, ok?” Harry squeezed your hand, you squeezed back.

“So how many people are freaked out about my eyes?” you asked as you both walked to his office. 

“...a lot of people. I wrote up a statement you can say to the press after this meeting, hopefully with that nobody will be asking any more questions.” Harry told you as you entered his office, already sitting down was the infamous Ingrid Newkirk, wearing a gaudy pantsuit and a fake smile. You hated this woman. 

“Doctor Osborn! So glad you could finally join us, for a moment I believed Oscorp was holding you, hostage, here!” she laughed. 

You gave a strained smile as you sat down. “Hello, Mrs. Newkirk.” 

“I must say when I found out that the renowned young animal rights activist y/n Osborn was working at Oscorp, one of our biggest enemies, I couldn’t believe it!” She took a sip of tea and gave a sly smile, you shuddered.

Can I eat her? Venom asked, but you didn’t answer. 

“Well, I am hoping to enact change from the inside, not everything needs to be done your way.” You said politely.

“Well our way has been working out so far, hasn’t it?” Ingrid told you. 

“You said that you had questions about the ethical treatment of animals for Doctor Osborn?” Harry interrupted. 

“Ah, yes! Now I’ve heard that you still allow animal testing, is that correct?” 

“Yes but-” “And that involves the unnecessary torture of innocent lives?” 

“I have taken measures to-”

“Don’t you understand how these animals must feel? To be torn apart and stitched back together?” Her voice was rising.

“That’s not what we’re doing-” You started.

“AND EVEN WORSE, you take your parrot to work which involves exposing her to the loud noises of the city?!” Ingrid asked.

“Olivia likes the city and going to work with me-”

“Don’t give her a name! She deserves to be wild, not caged up in your small apartment.”

“I think we’re getting off-topic-” Harry started.

“AND YOUR PETS?! How dare you keep them in cages?!” she accused you.

“You know I don’t keep them in cages, and you know that they’re all rescues, and-”

“SHUT UP! I have clearly seen that your company doesn’t take animal welfare seriously, I’m coming for you Doctor” she hissed as she stalked out. You sighed as Harry watched her leave, his mouth wide open. 

“I-I don’t understand, how the hell-” Harry stammered.

“They’re PETA, Harry. Nobody understands. Let’s go do that fucking interview, and have someone schedule a meeting with the head scientists, specifically Curt Connors. They need to understand why I’m such a bitch about this.” You said in a dangerously low voice, Harry knew that voice… And he was scared of it.  

“-And so, with my new vision, and my new hand I am enthusiastic for Oscorps `bright new future, and I am working hard next to my brother to learn from our mistakes and grow as a company, and as a family. Oscorp has a bright future ahead of them, and if I can live to see it, we all can.” You finished the speech and crossed your fingers behind your back as you faced the rush of questions by the press. You pointed to a man in the front. “Yes?” You asked. 

“Eddie Brock, freelancing, have you been able to replicate this… this blind cure yet?” He asked.

“Unfortunately no, this was an experimental treatment, and it is not a cure, like I said before they are goggles that enable me to see by connecting to my visual senses,” you repeated, the author had no idea what she was talking about so like just deal with that. 

Eddie didn’t seem to be too happy about that response but wrote it down anyway, you pointed to another reporter.

“Charlie Snow, The Daily Bugle.” 

Ugh… you thought to yourself. 

“Yes?” you plastered on a fake smile.

“Some believe that the Osborns are unfit to lead Oscorp into this so-called ‘bright future’, what do you have to say about that?” he asked. 

Can I eat him? Venom asked, but you didn’t answer them.

“I believe that the Osborns have been through a lot, but no matter how far we’ve fallen, we have always managed to get back up and keep on climbing. My father knew what he was doing when-”

“Well your father was also a murderous psychopath… and dead.” the man pointed out. 

You glared at him and left the interview before you would do anything stupid. You’ve heard it all before, and only the Daily Bugle had the balls to keep bringing it up. You went to go sit in the meeting room, and you waited. 

“You’re not going to kick me in the balls again, are you?” Dr. Connors asked as he took the seat furthest away from you, the rest of the head scientists followed behind him, Harry finally entered and was the only one who took a seat next to you, he was very flustered. You took a deep breath and leaned forward. 

“I hope you all understand why we’re all here.” you smiled.

“Because PETA is back.” one of the scientists said. 

“Yes, and do we know why PETA is back?” You asked.

It’s like we’re talking to fucking children… can I eat them? Venom asked, you shook your head subtly.

“Because we didn’t follow your hippie care guide.” Dr. Connors muttered.

“I can’t believe that you’re fighting me on this!” You exclaimed.

“Because these formalities are making the process slower! Every cent we spend on this ‘enrichment’ and ‘diet’ and every minute we waste on this ‘positive reinforcement training’ is preventing us from changing the world!” Dr. Connors argued. 

“We are still going to change the world, Doctor. We just need to make sure we’re doing it right.” You said as calmly as possible.

“I can’t wait that long, you have this fancy new hand your money bought you, why didn’t I get that? And you’re telling me that I need to wait? When it’s so close?” 

“The experimental treatment isn’t sunshine and rainbows Doctor, I want your regenerative project to succeed, I really do, I want my eyes and my hand back, you don’t think that? But I will not cause undue harm to any animals or people when it could be prevented, we have the resources, we have the time, so let’s use it.” You explained.

“And why do we even need to listen to you? You may be a prodigy, but you don’t have the same level of experience any of us have, we don’t need time, we’re ready-” Dr. Connors started, standing up.

“That’s exactly what Otto said.” Harry's voice cut clear through the room, addressing what everyone was thinking deep… deep down. Dr. Connors paused. 

“That fusion reactor could have worked if he had more time and ran through more calculations, right?” Harry continued.

The room stayed silent.

“No, no after the incident I asked all of you and you said that you were all thinking about that, that you all thought it should be postponed, am I correct?” Harry asked. 

“You wouldn’t have listened to us. You were too focused on that Nobel Prize.” one of the scientists countered. You looked down…. She was right. You heard Peter talk to Otto, but you also heard him mention it to Harry, who waved him off. 

They’re all idiots…Venom thought. 

“Listen, it doesn’t matter what we did or didn’t do, that’s in the past. What’s important is that we learn from this. Now as terrible as PETA is, they have enough influence to shut us down.” You reasoned.

“Then why haven’t they already?” one of the scientists asked.

“They want to see what I’ll do,” you replied. 

“Why the hell do they care so much about you?” Dr. Connors asked.

“They want me to work for them,” you muttered. 

“So this is all just some intimidation act so they can get you?” he asked.

“Maybe it is, maybe it isn’t. I didn’t come here to talk about my past and I sure as shit don’t want to hear about yours-”

“Can you at least attempt to be professional?” 

“I’m really too tired to care, I really am. Because you all have seemed to have forgotten that I’m your fucking boss, so you’re going to do what I tell you to and shut the fuck up. Ok?” You gave an incredibly condescending smile and raised your eyebrows. 

Dr. Connors glared at you and gave a small nod. 

“Thank you. I’ll have a new plan drafted up, we’re starting it tomorrow. Get the fuck out.” you stared daggers at all of them until it was just you and Harry. 

“Jesus christ sis… Did you have to be such a bitch?” Harry muttered. 

“I tried being nice Harry, I tried to believe that I can truly change some people… but they all just stab you in the back in the end. So I’m doing it myself. They never liked me anyway.” You justified.

“Yeah everyone says you’re a bit intense,” Harry noted.

“Why fight it? Why fight the rumors? I’ve been nice and I’ve done everything right, hoping that it would all turn out great, and it didn’t.” 

“Who the hell hurt you?” Harry asked, putting his hand on your shoulder, you sighed. 

“...what do we have next? I can take some meetings off your workload.” You avoided the question.

“Well I have these three back to back, they’re simple but time-consuming my assistant can walk you through them you just have to be there…” Harry rambled, his assistant appeared out of the shadows and gave a small wave, you huffed as you started writing everything down.

This was going great.

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obviously you shouldn't be played with tigers in general. or any big cats but also. FUCK PETA. ALL MY HOMIES HATE PETA

LITERALLYYYYYYY like idk why anon thinks that was the way to get their point across?? there are tons of organisations you could mention who work with endangered species or animals in captivity but you went with the mfs who post weird posts with innuendos about being stuffed during the holidays PLS