#i'll save you

[bpzau-art]

everywhere I go I see mischaracterazations of my favorite characters and it always does critical damage to me

[bunnies-and-sunshine]

Timber!

I'll save you, Mr. Giraffe! [Scoots McGee looks on in awe of River's quick reflexes]

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

main take aways from Halloween (1978) rewatch:

michael myers is canonically 21??? this bitch should be at the club

*sees tiddies* ***MURDEROUS RAMPAGE NOISES***

that's it that's the movie

outside of the fact that everyone who has sex is murdered by the narrative, this is a surprisingly chill portrayal of female sexuality? these teen girls are horny and actively enjoying Getting It On with their boytoys. no pushy boyfriends sneaking in through their bedroom windows--these ladies are taking the initiative to sneak out and GET SOME. one of them gets laid and then immediately orders her boyfriend to get her a beer. (yes she gets Slashered soon afterward, but so does the boyfriend so honestly, gender equality.) yes the Final Girl is the only one not having sex, but she's not bullied for that, nor are her friends slut shamed except possibly by being murdered by the narrative

actually the only character who is shown being morally condemned on-screen is michael myers. specifically FOR his violent overreaction to other people's sex lives. (people he is spying on). metaphorically, the villain is American Puritanism sticking its judgy nose into other people's business.

aka Michael Myers Is A Republican

but actually the real villain is the doctor. guy's a judgemental, shaming, pathologizing asshole. and he's been in charge of michael's care since he was SIX YEARS OLD? kid never had a chance. i'd go on a killing spree too

also the parents. where are the parents? it's halloween night and all the teenage girls are home babysitting their younger siblings? come to think of it, michael's first victim was his own older sister, whom he killed while she was babysitting him. teen girls are really shouldering a labour burden here. maybe parentification is the true villain

side note: mike commits his first murder wearing a clown costume...which is never referenced again? his 'iconic' costume is a generic mask and wig and jumpsuit, when we coulda had a Killer Clown Michael Myers??? travesty

i like how the Final Girl and her friend casually smoke weed in her car. yeah she's an honor student and her friend is the sheriff's daughter. yeah they smoke weed. so what it's 1978

(to reiterate, mike is 21 and should be at the club. im not saying he shouldn't be rampaging, im saying it's sad that he broke out, tasted freedom for the first time in his life, and immediately snuck back into his childhood home to go rampaging. let's have a remake where he goes to a nightclub and has a few beers. maybe some slutty dancing. then rampage)

oh no he's hot

[demaparbat-hp]

Damage.

Quote by @desertbcrnnobody

[bbtin]

Just take Sanzou's hand. He'll show you the light.

[ryutarotakedown]

[ID: Art of Lynne, Cabanela, and Jowd from Ghost Trick, mostly done in murky blue shades.

Lynne is in the foreground, staring up at the viewer. She's standing in water that reaches just below her knees, ripples forming where she walks. Bright red blood seeps from her forehead and a hole in her uniform. Lynne holds out a hand as though in assistance, the strings of Cabanela's "pocket watch" draped around her fingers.

Behind Lynne stands Cabanela in profile. He's turned to face the viewer with a confident half-smirk. A bullet hole is clearly outlined in his temple, and blood seeps down from it into his bright red scarf. The scarf sweeps in one direction, his white coat in the other.

Behind both of them looms Detective Jowd, one hand tucked into his coat, rendered dark gray in the shadows that don't reach Lynne. He is depicted as faceless.

The background of the piece is an abstract water pattern. There are white bubbles depicted as circles, becoming larger as they rise to the surface. The border of the piece is made of zigzagging lines. End ID]

i'll save you

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@bilal-salah0 here.

@a-shade-of-blue here.

[trekscribbles]

I just need a scene where Fire Lord Zuko has been kidnapped and taken to sea. Katara shows up to rescue him and beats up the baddies, then walks slowly over to Zuko, leans down by his ear, and

Katara: don't worry

Zuko: stop

Katara: I'll save you from the pirates

Zuko: please leave me here to die

[palettepainter]

One of my first Raph studies! I chose this screenshot for reference purely cuz it meant I got to draw Raph's lil snout

[caemidraws]

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[evelynpr]

Congratulations My Hero Academia for providing, possibly, the biggest and longest legit straightbaiting yet in shonen history.

Bonus points that their final chapter was released on yaoi day.

[byfulcrums]

Most straight relationships in media: “Even though there's no development and no chemistry and we don't look like we love each other that much we'll date because we're straight and that's what we're supposed to do. Right??”

Most queer relationships in media: “If saving you is a sin, I'll gladly become a sinner.” — “Dying together also included a ‘together’.” — “You changed my destiny from the moment we touched.” — “I would know him in death, at the end of the world.” — “The hero and the warrior were like the sun and the moon...”

[kathaynesart]

Happy 2029 everyone! I mean 2024. As you can see, they'll get through this Holiday Special alright eventually. Now for the greater challenge... parenthood!

[heartorbit]

find another role, carry on the show

[egophiliac]

so excited for Kalim to save the day by swiper-no-swiping this dip. you can do it! I believe in you!

god I hope this reads properly

[puffywuffy8904]

HAPPY 90TH BIRTHDAY TO THE GUY OF ALL TIME!!! THE MOST SPECIALEST DUCK EVER!!!!!!!