#i'M SORRY I'M A FAKE

[egophiliac]

Ernesto Foulworth and Gino… it wouldn’t surprise me if they had fake identities

I accept this explanation

(the problem is that I had a very regionally-specific immediate thought and I could not get it out of my head)

(sorry this is messier than usual, I refuse to put more effort into it than it deserves)

[vulpixelates]

i know it will never happen but i so desperately desire an origins-type playable backstory thing in all games but especially veilguard. i feel like it added so much depth to origins and made you feel instantly connected to your character in a way that gets lost in games like inquisition where you fill in the blanks as you go except for the bare basics. like, i do enjoy the freedom to willy nilly decide where a character was before the events of the story from a creative perspective, but the playable origins were just so good! especially when you go back to where your warden is from and can engage differently with the arcs there

[cairoscene]

a day on gotham twitter

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[cosmicdreamgrl]

jungkook x black: pt.2 [ cr: 0613data, namuspromised ]

[evansboyfrend]

from the shallows to the deepest end - a bucktommy fic

aka the fake dating au from all the snippets and the "buck and tommy's grind profiles" edit words: 10k rating: M

summary:

Evan Buckley (an ally) signs up on Grindr looking for a fake boyfriend to take as his plus-one to his parents' wedding anniversary.

Tommy Kinard (guy who should know better) agrees to be his date.

special shout out to @tommysboyfriend and @erodingsinner for beta reading and listening to me whine while writing and being overall sweeties!!! ♥

tagging people who asked to be tagged or expressed interest in reading the fic under the cut (sorry it took me literally months to finish and ily all btw)

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@iphyslitterator @evanntommy @jewishbuckley @dandelioncasey @cliophilyra

@stardustbuck @tommykinardkink @aringofsalt @wikiangela @tiltingheartand

@badbobshipsit @thatmexisaurusrex @half-oz-eddie @weewoo911 @ody3truther

@derangedsynthpop @louorcastiel @foxtrot91 @damagedfletching @rdng1230

@nicsastros @maliathewerecutie @feistygina @dirundmir @dreamingreality91

@thegingerparty @dustofdalek @marvelousbuckley @leashybebes @neotradpsyche

@bookwormagain @retromodgirl @dinolawyer @nonuniqueindie @aurorianne

@wolvesofinnistrad @trustme-imnormal @tedious-waffle @dudawhenmaybeart @lavenderleahy

@sailbowtie @unfuckablebogtroll @bibuckleykinard @apartmentsmoke @theweewooshow

@waywaychuck @a-mel0n @kinardevans @kinkleydiaz @piratefalls

@mountedeverest @imsogayandidontevenlikeboys @shakespearerants @buckevantommy @tommykinardbuckley

@rylivers @necromox @al-the-remix @the-little-red-queen @bucksboobs @visioninacone

@xofemeraldstars @buckscurls @harmonic-intervention @spacetimeconundrum @k4nd1-c0rn-c0rn

@tommyscurls @goodnightevan @hearteyestommykinard @agenttommykinard @theotherbuckley

@swagmaster9k @beefcakekinard @wikiangela @tommykinrd @breathe-2am

please don't feel obligated to read the fic or reblog the post, i'm just tagging everyone out of courtesy more than anything else! <3

[cametotheshowinsd]

Who’s Afraid of Little Old Me? (2024) written & directed by Taylor Swift

So tell me everything is not about me …but what if it is?

[deoidesign]

making mobile game ads for my webcomic. it's enrichment.

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Why would you—That's not—I just wanted to ask for help, why did you have to go and make it awkward???

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[pigswithwings]

this'll be the last oceanblr post. promise. is everyone here familiar with niche aquatic events btw

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haha might fuck around and let my body become an unidentifiable mass that washes up on several shores and won't decay and will be mysterious to scientists for years upon years

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might fuck around and bite off a man's leg but leave the rest of him alive, kickstarting a violent and all-consuming battle between us

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might fuck around and absolutely troll this guy named jonah

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Squids that destroy ships and squids that have never seen a ship shouldn't be fighting. They should be kissing. That's why this pride month,

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lol im floating by this sandbar and theres sooo many humans gathered near the shore. looked out of the water earlier and theres a big old whale body just sitting on the beach, hope nothing bad happens lmaooo

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top ten posts that make you feel like it's the 1970s in Florence, Oregon

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HELLO???

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pacific ocean superiority this & indian ocean superiority that. when will you guys focus on the real problem, the blood ocean

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Made a new friend today. Everyone better cheer and clap or I'm dragging you into the hadal zone

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🌙 fishoftheabyss Follow

What do Epipelagic Zoners even do? Like it sounds ridiculous up there. Ooh, there's rain! Wow, a coral reef! I might even hop out of the waves a couple of times for funsies! Tf do you even have over Abyssopelagic Zoners. Go to shell

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cranky because you've never seen the sun huh

[changanomaly]

ZEMMA LEAKS?? WAT WHAT. WHAT.

[velichorus-k]

Sorry for the people who followed me for other stuff the hyperfixation is staying strong

Another dump :) Beware of preview cropping! Make the responsible choice and click on the images <3 also some of these are directly linked to each other comic-wise.

[bumblingbabooshka]

Star Trek Enterprise episode where the ship has to investigate something happening on a planet that's basically just Earth in the early 1900's so Archer, Trip and Malcolm are the only ones to go down (T'Pol says all three of them shouldn't go down and they say 'where's your adventurer's spirit??' as per usual) but then we just spend the majority of the episode on the ship with Hoshi, Travis and T'Pol as they investigate an entirely separate matter and also talk/bond about feeling like they don't quite fit in with everyone else. They're trying to find the source of some sort of noise on board. Travis is talking about how this sort of noise is actually pretty common to hear on spacecrafts, his father told him a story about it when it scared him as a kid! T'Pol's like "That story is illogical." and reveals that the Vulcans know what that is - some sort of pest common aboard spacecrafts. She starts making plans to find and remove it (the process of finding it includes several hijinks) but Hoshi stops them at the last minute and is like WAIT I think it's trying to communicate with us! It's not an animal- or, if it IS an animal it's sentient enough to try to speak with us! And then they have to deal with it all from there. Anytime we have a check in with les garçons blancs it's through a phone call and they're in an increasingly ridiculous scenario which we only get a glimpse of before the communicators get cut off (the pest is chewing through the wires etc) so Hoshi's like "Do you think they'll be alright???" and Travis & T'Pol are like "Yeah, they'll be fine."

[userautumn]

oh my god you hate america? you think the united states should burn? oh my god should we tell everyone? should we throw a party? should we call lady gaga

[ocaledonia]

i find it frustrating when people conflate criticism of drag and its culture with intolerance for gender nonconformity. men putting on exaggerated facsimiles of women's bodies and acting out the most offensive and regressive stereotypes about us for entertainment is very different to a guy who just likes wearing skirts or women who shop in the mens section

i was a very nerdy teen and went to a lot of conventions, where crossplay (dressing up as a character of the opposite sex) was common, so i know men can dress up as women and perform in character without being offensive. i also have no issue at all with guys who want to dress up as barbara streissand or whoever and sing and dance, it's the caricaturing of women's bodies and minds that offends me and other feminists

the hatred of women is a feature of drag culture that can and should stop

[m1ssunderstanding]

[rainofthetwilight]

thinking about the silliest pookiest sparkliest trans catgirl ever...soruh...sorawr ninjago.......