#i’d call her

[telesilla]

Okay, thought exercise time here: let’s take JD Vance on good faith. Hear me out, on just one thing, we’re gonna assume he’s telling the utter truth. He’s not, this is racist garbage, but let’s try.

So some unknown number of Vance’s constituents from Springfield have called him and told him/his office about Haitian immigrants stealing their pets to eat them. These calls have to have been credible; people either offering doorbell cam footage or even just enough different accounts for Vance and his people to believe there’s a genuine problem in Springfield. So our first question must be about proof. What proof was offered to his office and what proof can his office pass on? Assuming his senate office operates normally and that he has competent people around him, it should be a simple matter to provide redacted call logs. At the very least we need to know how many calls were received, what proof was offered, and how credible the staff found the callers.

Next, who else are people from Springfield talking to about this? So far we’ve heard from the local police, the city manager, the mayor and the governor of the state, and they all say they have had no complaints. So the press needs to reach out and expand on that. Has anyone on the city commission been contacted? State level lawmakers? Has anyone complained to Congressman Warren Davidson who represents Springfield in the House? How about Vance’s Ohio senatorial colleague, Sharrod Brown? What about law enforcement beyond the Springfield police? Is there county level law enforcement like a sheriff’s office and were they informed? State police? The FBI? Homeland Security?

The question you ask Vance himself is very simple. “Senator Vance, when your constituents contacted you about crimes being committed in your state, what steps did you take? Did you encourage them to contact local law enforcement? Did you or your office offer to contact law enforcement on your constituents’ behalf? Did you inform any federal agencies such as the FBI or Homeland Security? In short, as an elected official, what did you do to deal with these criminal complaints from your constituents?”

To sum up, in our Good Faith Scenario, a sitting member of the United States Senate was informed of crimes being committed in his state and instead of reporting them to the proper authorities, his only response was to politicize it on social media.

[luminarai]

Most people will tell you that giving your pets any kind of medication in pill form is an absolute nightmare, meanwhile I have the exact opposite problem.

A friend of mine was watching my cat Mim while I was travelling this weekend and when he went to split her weekly allergy pill (made to split into 4 small pills when you press down on it with a finger) to give her the usual 1/4, he fumbled it and sent it skittering across the floor where my ridiculous pill-loving menace of cat immediately gobbled down the whole thing, leading to me receiving a panicked phone call at 11 pm from said friend who was understandably freaking out (everyone’s fine, a single high dose won’t cause any problems as long as it’s just this once).

Behold: the villain herself, basking in the success of her crime (she’d be planning her next pill-related heist but, as you can see if you look closely, there’s there’s nothing but elevator music behind those eyes)

[toytle]

sorry for the lack of lps dc updates, i’ve been struggling w some of the designs, but i think these ones turned out well. if i do say so myself U__U

[5qu1dink]

YOU GUYS DO NOT UNDERSTAND HOW IN LOVE I AM.

[hesztia16]

Promt:

Bruce kept trackers in the people he loved. Ever since Dick was a young boy prone to get kidnapped. Some with consent, some… not so much. But it was a crime he was willing to commit, if only for the way it calmed his nerves when he looked at the little dots on his screen.

Alfred, in the kitchen, working tirelessly on lunch.

Tim, in Drake Manor (much to his annoyance, but he was working on that one), probably enjoying the weekend before school.

Dick, in Bludhaven (again, much to his annoyance) spending his day off with some friends in a coffee shop.

Barbara, in the library, helping visitors.

And the one little dot that always pained him to look at, but couldn’t bring himself to disarm, right above-

Where is it?

There.

Why in all Hell’s name was his son’s body in the hospital instead of the cemetery?

[wishiknewwhatiwasdoingwithmylife]

Shoko „who after a long sloppy make out session holds her cig to your mouth and makes you inhale it but laughs cockily when you get into a coughing fit and coyly says ‘aww poor baby, you take Gojo and Getou at the same time, on both ends but can’t handle a ‘lil cig’ and takes pitty on her pretty baby and kisses it all better again” Ieiri

[gwandas]

The whole argument about how “Rhys is supposed to be morally grey” would hold a lot more water if Feyre and Cassian weren’t constantly yapping about how great he is

And you know what? Even Nesta isn’t immune from the let’s suck off Rhysand party

The idea that SJM tore down Rhys to prop up Nesta is so laughable. You guys are SO close to getting it—You can see him mistreating her, but you want to either dismiss it as bad writing or “he’s supposed to be morally grey,” when it’s literally spelled out for us that’s not what SJM wants you to feel.

[thecleverqueer]

Friendly reminder:

Ahsoka is in her forties.

She’s tired.

She has to go to bed before 11PM or she feels hung over even though she drank nothing.

She has random joint pains.

She feels weather.

She needs readers, but she’s in denial about it.

She has zero tolerance for anyone’s bullshit.

She is easily annoyed by said bullshit.

She’s no longer 16.

She’s no longer “snips”.

No one in their forties acts like they did in their teens. They’re not even the same person they were in their thirties.

She’s sage. She’s old. She’s going to act old. It’s okay. It happens.

[thatbitchmabel]

Early mornings

[crismakesstuff]

cleaned up this old doodle so I can officially hop on the mlp invincible au

alicorn nolan and earth pony debbie are very special to me

[lesbiansforangusmcdonald]

Fig, this episode: “I don’t think I wanna be a bard anymore.”

Me, already planning out the set list for the junior year tour in my head: WHAT?!?

[bnha-more-like-bnh-gay]

Shinsou: I hate all those things that were like, “they used to be so strong and funny…. ThEn [insert trauma here], now they are a shell of what they once were”

Shinsou: I can be traumatized and still be strong and funny. I’m the funniest fucker I know

Tsuyu: yesterday you said that you wanted to enter a coma so you didn’t have to deal with an authority figure being mad at you again

Shinsou: both can be true, am I not allowed to have duality, tsuyu??

[lewdityiota]

My pc hates Kylar and adores Whitney and I just think that’s really funny

[clonedchaos]

Replaying Dark Revival for the first time in months for the Halloween overlay and I forgot how creepy the elevator scene is. Like WILSON if you don’t stop your YAPPING I’m going to backhand you to the shadow realm. You’re making my girl uncomfortable! >:(

Wilson: “It’s beautiful out. Just… gorgeous.”

Me: “If you don’t shut the heck up I’m about to make your pronouns “L + ratio/ R.I.P. bozo”, old man.”

I MISSED THIS GAME SO MUCH, YOU GUYS HAVE NO IDEA!!!!!!

[inumbrapugnabimus-maybe]

Post totk Zelda doodles!

[sevsprettyslut]

MDNI 18+

When Sevika eats you out she has absolutely no regards for being messy. She’ll lap and lick and suck at your cunt like she’s dying of thirst and you’re her only way of quenching it. She’d have her tongue fucking in and out of your sopping cunt as she holds your thighs in place by the sides of your chest, moans and groans rumbling against your puffy clit as the devine taste of you runs down her awaiting throat. She’d definitely make out with your pussy, her lips and tongue gliding against your folds passionately, the bottom half of her face slick with your arousal. When she’s feeling just a little mean, she’d make you cum and/or squirt by simply just slapping your pussy and clit repeatedly, up until you’re sobbing and pleading for her to be merciful on your poor and abused cunt, your hips jerking and stuttering at every hit to your pussy.