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sheepstiel · 6 months ago

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next thing we know jackles is wearing jean shorts to the next concert

#i would die.

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ur-friendly-neighborhood-simp · 10 months ago

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Being an arachnophobe and a Spiderverse fan is crazy bro.

A few months ago (right after I watched atsv) I was trying to make a spidersona but I had no idea what I wanted the suit to look like so I went "hm lemme go look at some spiders for some inspo"

I am yet to emotionally recover.

Also Miles' horror short almost killed me. Good times :')

literally same!

i have extreme arachnophobia, i cant even think about spiders without feeling them on my skin.

and i did the spider searching for my spidersonas too, and i had to stop because i almost shat myself 😭

i watched the spider within a few months ago bc someone leaked it (god bless you whoever you are) and i almost died bro if i was miles i just wouldnt wake up after that fr

being a spiderverse fan with arachnophobia is a very clear example of the universe being ironic, and i hate it. let me enjoy my spider children in peace PLEASE

#speaking of spiders i saw one next to my plate while i was eating today #when i tell yall i was SCREECHING #i cant understand how miles was so unbothered when the spider bit him #he just went 😒 and slapped it off #i would die.#atsv #selene core

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httpshujii · 1 year ago

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oh lipgloss, what would I do without you.

#I would die.#[𝐃𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐝]

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alexhasalotofthoughts · 1 year ago

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All Health and Social Care A level has taught me is that I should not work in Health and Social Care.

#I would actually be terrible #like awful #I would die.#of shame #of embarrassment.#of boredom #The H&SC sector is so important but I do not belong there.#and its too late to switch courses now so...#At least I have a really great understanding of my rights now #And confidentiality laws #Not that I would ever stand up for myself because I'm a wimp #But I will silently judge #also this coursework will be the death of me.#That is a lie. I already handed it in.#So I guess it is the end of me???#Idk I'm tired.#Which is pretty normal for me tbh.

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onewomancitadel · 2 years ago

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Knightfall is heavensent. To me. And I'm so normal about it

#knightfall #if it ever happened I would spontaneously combust.#I would die.#I am thinking about it right now.#like how they'd do it in canon.#and I'm so not okay.

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batcavescolony · 8 months ago

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Katniss is such an unreliable narrator. She says "Then something unexpected happens. At least, I don't expect it because I don't think of District 12 as a place that cares about me" girl you deliver strawberries to the Mayor, you hunt and trade for the district, when you fell at Prim being chosen someone caught you, when you went to Prim people parted for you, when you volunteered EVERYONE stopped. Idk how to tell you but I think you're a pillar of the community.

#katniss everdeen #the hunger games trilogy #the hunger games #primrose everdeen #hunger games #batcavescolony reads the hunger games #suzanne collins #'now it seems i have become someone precious' NOW? GIRL BFFR you're their hunter girl #and this isn't negative just bffr girl #your WHOLE DISTRICT did the three finger salute that you yourself says means admiration thanks and goodbye to someone you love and on top is #old a rarely used. your WHOLE DISTRICT decided in that moment that they needed to bring back this sign of respect for YOU #...................................................................#idk why some people are thinking i mean this as negative i don't she is unreliable but its not intentional. like when Peeta heart stoped in #CF she doesn't know what Finnick is doing at first cus she doesn't know off the top of her head what cpr is. she also thinks Peeta after the #reaping is acting for the cameras. he isnt we dind out later his mom basically told him Katniss was gonna win and he would die. obviously #shes not doing it on purpose shes just for lack of better words uneducated? as in she doesn't know everything shes not omnipotent #so when Plutarch (? second games guy) shows her his mokingjay hiden watch shes like *wtf that's weird?* then the people traveling to #district 13 show her the mockingjay cookie and explains it and she then goes on the difference between his watch and their cookie #and why does eveyone act as if district 12 is as bad as the capital? they CANT help Katniss and Prim in the way you want. they cant give #them food. none of them have any! and im not putting iton Katniss but they hid they needed food so they could stay together. it sounds like #some of you are in this our world mentally of what people do after a loved one dies (brings food constantly checks on them etc) district 12 #cant do that. they dont have food and they're all suffering. you cant give someone food when you have none to give. then theirs the fact #that peeta DID help. Peeta buring the bread and tossing some to her then taking a beating from his mom is a HUGE thing in the books.#he used his resources to help her like you all said someone should.#district 12 DID (rip) care about Katniss before the hunger games. why do you think she was allowed to hunt? or how her trades were good #these are the little ways 12 can shows Katniss they love her. but again Katniss doesn't see this and YES its because she had ptsd before the #hunger games as well. i swear some of you make it seem like d12 was all living a life of luxury and glaring down at Katniss.#other things that show Katniss is in hight standing with at least her people of d12 is her dad was known enough through d12 for peeta dad to #comment on his singing along with his commenting on her mom. also her mom is a healer in the community. yeah her parents arnt the top but #of d12 but they are/were definitely high staning in the Seam.

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arkangelo-7 · 1 month ago

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Lex Luthor hates Superman, Lex Luthor hates the Justice League, bla bla bla… You know who Lex must really hate? Bruce Wayne.

Because he knows that bitch is Batman. He’d worked it through that big brain of his and he’s without a doubt certain that the same idiot who spilled champagne on him last New Year’s Eve moonlights as the Batman.

But he can’t fucking prove it. So he’s resigned to a lifetime of having to make stilted conversation filled with double meaning while Brucie just flutters his eyelashes and pretends to be a ditz. And Lex just has to sit there and take it, because Bruce knows that Lex knows and absolutely uses that knowledge to fuck with Alex at every opportunity—he says the absolute shittest, godawful pickup lines and flirts to his heart’s content, knowing full well that he helped Superman kick Lex’s ass last week and that Lex knows it was him.

#Lex: ah Bruce it seems you’re recovering from last week’s… injury #Brucie: oh Lexi you know I like to be roughed up 😜#Lex: I fucking hate you #dc #dc comics #batman #bruce wayne #batfamily #bruce wayne headcanon #Bruce Wayne and Lex Luthor #justice league crack #Lex: Just admit you’re Bruce Wayne!#Batman: Lexi I would never 😚#Lex: literally die

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ratt-teeth · 1 year ago

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my grandma sent me a picture of my dog with his new xmas present and i need a fucking inhaler LOOK AT HIM

oh to feel a fraction of the unbridled joy he is experiencing

#my perfect yucky boy i would die for him #dog #ratt teeth says shit #ratt dog

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humming-fly · 2 months ago

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I love how Gerald was trying to keep Shadow from spoiling anything about the future meanwhile literally everything Shadow says and does around Maria is the biggest death flag ever

#in fairness i’m sure both past robotniks just assumed her illness would be what killed her h a #sxsg #sxsg spoilers #sonic x shadow generations #shadow the hedgehog #maria robotnik #ark siblings #sonic #comic #my art #doodles #so this was pretty much entirely done 24 hours ago #but ironically was distracted from posting earlier by playing sxsg #and then watching snapcube play it cause her delight is addicting #i’m missing 2 chests and 2 bolts and I wanna see if I can pull it off without a guide haha #anyways now I’m thinking about the fact that maria and gerald probably went back to their time assuming maria would die of her sickness #and how that would change their respective behaviors #i bet gerald would be holding out that maria would still live a bit longer #just cause shadow inadvertently revealed he’s from at least 50 years in the future due to having met black doom before #(which rewatching cutscenes to remember this quote he Did try to play off a little bit with some sort of #‘oh what do you think the alien squid meant by ’this time i’ll beat you’ that’s so crazy’ comment)#so hey maybe it wasn’t a perfect cure but she managed to live another 10-20 years at least?#all the more reason to press harder surely!#meanwhile maria is coming to terms with her mortality at age 14 or whatever she is #frankly I bet she came to terms with it long ago the way she seems to be written #okay back to snapcube

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tsoachilles-nsfw · 2 months ago

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the thought of getting fucked out and marked up and then someone taking a polaroid of me dazed and covered in cum and hickeys is intoxicating

#t4t nsft #mlm nsft #ftm sub #ftm bottom #ftm ns/fw #ftm t4t #ftm nsft #this goes along with seeing physical evidence of sex #and if they keep it in their wallet #i would literally die

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taeggukxiie · 4 months ago

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this art will always make me want to bawl my eyes out because what do you mean we could have pro hero touya and health assistant toga only if they had decent parents??

(I hate mha society so much)

#just imagine keigo and touya being heros together #flirting while saving people #i would die for this #i hate endeavor so much #toga would've been a great health assistant i know it #my hero academia #mha #i love them so much #touya todoroki #mha touya #toga himiko #toga mha #dabihawks #dabi #mha dabi

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catmask · 1 year ago

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my mom loves to lie and like she always swears she was NEVER homophobic or anything to me as a child “i even have a gay work friend” but a really funny memory resurfaced recently where i asked if i could use birthday money i had to buy a rainbow flag when i was like ??? 7?? because i LOVED rainbows. and she said no that means something Evil and god will hate you . so what did i do. but ask my grandmom for a rainbow sweater for christmas and proceed to only wear that sweater for three years when it got cold because i didnt like the idea that god hated colors and i wanted to challenge him

#id also stare really hard at the sky when i wore it because i wanted to see if he would #acrually strike me with lightning because i thought it would be a cool way to fie #die*** <- and no i didnt realize rainbow = gay for another SIX YEARS #that was AFTER years of g #‘google images girls kissing’#scratchpost #txt

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kik1draws · 5 months ago

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I feel like it would definitely be them lol🤧

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caleohateclub · 5 months ago

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"When's your tramp of a mother gonna choose a new husband?"

#shout out to epic the musical reaction videos gotta be one of my favourite genders #i would DIE for penelope #i'm actually adding to thing every time i see a new one #epic the musical #wisdom saga #the wisdom saga #epic the wisdom saga #epic telemachus #odysseus #epic the musical the wisdom saga #jorge rivera herrans #jay herrans

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artkaninchenbau · 1 year ago

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Crocodile finds a strange stray cat an 11-year old Nico Robin (AU where they met 13 years earlier. Robin's been on the run from the World Government for 3 years. Crocodile's 27 and has not set up base in Alabasta yet)

It seems like I have become possessed. By some sort of demon.