#i wish you were gay

[dddemigirl]

I wish you were gay so you could just hold me, call me your babe instead of your homie

[bee-unknown]

Something inside me dies everytime someone says that "I wish you were gay" is a song about being in love with a straight person when she literally sings "I wish you were gay, to give your lack of interest an explanation, don't say I'm not your type, just say I'm not your preferred sexual orientation" this song is about being in love with someone who COULD be attracted to you, but they're not, so you wish they were gay just so your pride isn't as wounded

It isn't a "I wish you were gay so you could like me" situation, is a "I wish you were gay so I could explain why you don't like me when I'm doing everything right, because it can't be me, right?.. Right?" situation

[lesbianyujiitadori]

Call me akutagawa the way i be yearning

Cw: very lesbian activity‼️(not nsfw)

inspired by the desire for human connection, getting attatched easily, and idiolozing someone even if it's unhealthy

god im so homosexual😭(i hope she don't see this cuz if she do i'm COOKED)

sona n their crush

[hamletthedane]

My conspiracy theory is that one of the reasons they fired Stephanie J. Block for the role of Elphaba in 2000 and replaced her with Idina Menzel at the end of the OBC workshops is because SJB played the role SO gay that it was quickly crossing the line of plausible deniability. Like she doesn't seem to be able to help herself.

And thank god she eventually got to play the role on Broadway (arguably one of the best - if not THE best - actresses who ever did), because we finally got to see her get super fucking handsy and stare lovingly into Glinda's eyes inches away from her face for three hours:

Like holy shit why do you keep looking at Annaleigh Ashford like you want to eat her alive??

Plus I cannot emphasize enough just how effective and moving this particular version of For Good is. Straight up feels like wedding vows.

(Ironically, she also has the best chemistry with Fiyero's character, and arguably the very sweetest performance of As Long As You're Mine in the entire slime tutorial universe.* So I'm just reading this as a Thropple Truther performance.)

*But that's just because she was (and still is) literally married to him. So they get uh. A little carried away in their performance. *cut to Sebastian Arcelus holding lantern up, his face covered in green makeup from aggressively making out with his wife on stage for several minutes* Apparently the makeup team HATED that song for them.

[a-compass-without-a-needle]

This is what happened after 3.1 isn't it?

[drosselschmiede]

Klapollo shenanigans..

[clown1nc]

What a FASCINATING Question

Some art of Michael Distortion because I wanted to draw him... Sorry for not posting on here.. also this isn't Red Dead stuff oops!! Please don't beat me!!

[jmr-observingfromafar]

ngl Matangi in Moana 2 was kinda gay. like just a little gay. i mean my girl is a "crazy cat bat lady", calls Moana "babe" twice in her song (the way i audibly gasped in the theater when i heard it lol), and is like sooooo queer coded i love it sm. she just gives off the vibes of sapphic-coded older woman who's played as suave and confident and makes the mc just go "haguphuk" and we all know if this was old disney they would've leaned so hard into that. but i could not have been the only one to keep catching Matangi poking her buttons, the hand on her chin in one scene, just being a total fucking vibe like please i know what you are. that whole scene felt real gay and don't think im leaving Moana out of this one. she is gay, i don't make the rules. i'm stickin with this hc no one can stop me from making Matangi the cool lesbian aunt and NO ONE will stop me from turning Moana gay (Auli'i Cravalho knows what she's doing)

ok im gonna be so real for a second i was simping HARD over Moana's character design in this movie.... like even more than baby me was dying during the first one... like this girl is just- oh my gosh. baby-gay me from 8 years ago would have actually DIED if she'd seen this Moana. it's almost embarrassing how down bad i was during that movie like she's so fucking pretty i wasn't ready for her design. like girls are just too much sometimes, i cant cope .

also side tangent but the lazy ass rewrite of Moana 2 from its planned version as a Disney+ series into a freaking MOVIE was just- so painfully obvious. like they didn't even try reworking it. the structure of the whole movie is painfully episodic and it was just so blatantly shoved into movie format without any care for the integrity of basic movie versus tv structure, so the char dev and pacing was just so rough. like what were the writers even thinkingggg. pretty disappointing but that's ok i have the fandom to make me feel better (moana fan art save me....)

[duzort]

[knifearo]

ultimately when it comes to shipping and fandom space treatment of aspec characters i just don't accept "aro/ace people can still date/have sex" as an answer from nonaspecs. like yeah. mhm. okay. now i think we both know that you're not saying that out of real interest in the diversity of aspec experiences. so you can turn in your seventeen-page essay on why and how you plan to examine this character's aspec identity within the context of a romantic or sexual relationship complete with evidence from canon and peer reviews from multiple aspec people within the next week or i'm putting you in the pit from the edgar allen poe story

[urghblergh]

I finally watched "Our Man Bashir" and did like the outfits and the shooting at each other, so I drew this. ✨

Also inspired by this brilliant fanfiction and the very interesting headcanon concerning Cardassians and dancing mentioned in there. 👁️🔥

Reference

[llemon-soda]

i dislike them...

[theoldkyokodied]

"For the tyrants in a rut, I got a love For the gutless dogs, I got a love For the doomed youth, I got a love Won't you tell me please Why they got no love for me"

[sinkjustlikeastone]

I think Paul and Darry miss each other every single day for the rest of their lives.

Even though they broke, even though it ended with the two of them tearing into each other with harsh words they didn’t mean, even though they couldn’t bring themselves to hurt when they were standing face to face and could only admit to themselves that they could have been wrong once it was too late.

Even though Darry pretends he hates Paul with all his heart. Rejects him in the cruelest words he can find whenever he’s brought up. Acts like just saying his name is a terrible crime.

Even though Paul could cry for forever just thinking of Darry’s sharp eyes that softened for him. Even though he beats on Darry’s kid brother just to get a reaction out of him. Even if Paul would rather die than admit he’s crossed a line with that.

They regret how things went until they can’t spend a moment free from the chains of what could have been.

Even though, when the time comes that they could save each other, they slam each other into the ground, swinging fists and soaking themselves in mud and rain and blood- blood that means it really is over.

They never forgive each other for the end, but more so, they never forgive themselves.

[propussyslayer]

WE LOST MAGGIE SMITH WHAT THE FUCK

[sarcki]

Pearl: rina baby, i love you and our relationship is the best thing that’s ever happened to me, and I love being your girlfriend buuttttt-

Marina: no please! Don’t do this to me! We can make it work! I promise I’ll be better! Pearlie please I love you!

Pearl on one knee with a ring box: ….but I’d rather be your wife …..are you okay?

Marina: oh my cod! Thank goodness! I thought you were breaking up with me

pearl: WHY THE FUCK WOULD I BE BREAKING UP WITH YO-