#i will fight god

[maybeyoumightseethis]

As an English/Creative Writing major I’m not scared of AI.

AI is scared of me. You want to make up 7 characters in the book? I’ll make up 28 and publish it to AO3 mother fucker.

[huanted-dennys]

Lol 10 mins before I start my new job, I get a call

“Hhhheeeeeyyyy.. so apparently our hiring team fucked up because we’re legally not allowed to hire from ur state specificly.”

As disappointing as it is because i really liked this job, it was really funny listening to the boss of bosses awkwardly try to apologize

also really funny to get fired before u even start

[serendipity-in-spring]

All i’m saying is the checks and balances of this country better work and continue to keep working cause i WILL be voting in 2026 AND 2028 and you CANNOT stop me or i will fight the christian god and win

[pjo-obsessed-nerd]

God made me mentally ill so I could not drag him down to earth by the hair and burn his palace to the ground.

[fredmundo]

[murderofcr0wbars]

I just got my period right before exam week and if god exists I’m throwing hands

[mearcatsreturns]

it would be awesome if the company that handles payroll for my employer wouldn’t mess up so that I don’t get paid/can’t pay my rent until Monday 🙃

[fruitdragon]

Fun fact! I want to start HRT, The problem is they want me to start an ADHD med before that so my body can adjust,

The problem with starting ADHD meds is that there is something wrong with my heart so they don't want me microdosing meth.

Things with my heart?? We can't figure out what it is but my resting heart rate shifted from 72 to 90 after I got sick.

Why did I get sick? It's a type of abdominal migraine that might be connected to Cyclic vomiting syndrome, which fun fact is often confused with Crohn's!

Why am I experiencing that? I have a gene variation that causes a condition called MODY-2, a blood sugar disorder which also appears to cause Chronic migraine!

Also fun fact while all this is happening we are trying to find out what is actually wrong with my legs (except for nerve damage) which appears to be the ligaments! But might be left over damage from experiencing Hemiplegic migraine! And there's not enough research because a lot of people don't see Migraine as a disability, even though it appears to be your brain attacking itself!

I'm so tired and trying to pay for all these tests, even with insurance, is a cow and a half

[i-am-cesear]

I am watching Saiki's second season for the first time. I'm on episode 21.I will not kill anyone nor die but I'll kick some real ass for Shun Kaido

[trenchcoat-full-of-snails]

Too sleepy to draw >:0 brain full of ideas!! But eyes are too heavy!!!!!!

[areyoudoingthis]

I can't believe we got the mermaid conversation this is what it feels like to watch your fic come to life??????? how are any of you still alive after experiencing this high over and over????????

[another-one-bites-the-chipaguasu]

One day I will do my silly dance to otakebi boy and someone will be there to do it with me OR ELSE

[sillyshadow]

first kiss

bonus:

[sleepbluevelvet]

A small business was changing 20% more than other small businesses do. So I decided to try and make my own perfume. Because that's logical.

[formulanni]

Roan of Arc

Tag list: @st-leclerc @rubywingsracing @saviour-of-lord @three-days-time @the-wall-is-my-goal @albonoooo @ch3rubd0lls

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Must be a Sugondese joke.