#and i will win

[justskyla-art]

a ferryman whiteboard doodle

[pjo-obsessed-nerd]

God made me mentally ill so I could not drag him down to earth by the hair and burn his palace to the ground.

[glitchyko]

We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I (do I) A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy

I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it (say it) Inside, we both know what's been going on (going on) We know the game and we're gonna play it

And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see

Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it (to say it) Inside, we both know what's been going on (going on) We know the game and we're gonna play it

I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

victim 1

victim 2

[atari-phantom]

Not me remembering this ridiculous conversation from a few days ago

@farmergirlsfarm @bacondaddy

[meowierz]

get tf out why is my teacher playing a TIKTOK video about KINDNESS?? one of the worst apps to use when it comes to kindness, yall remember that art rendering art lore stuff?? then this is ALSO the teacher who is just a massive bitch. ig she's mad because we don't like her rude ass 💀💀

[silas-png]

good morning motherfuckers it’s a fucking Monday and I wanna fight god, how are y’all?

[the-semicolonoscopy]

For the Easter egg hunt for our family, we filled plastic eggs with candy and some tiny toys, including tiny plastic aliens. There were 8 plain aliens and one leader (I assume) alien in a fancy robe. I kept the leader alien for myself.

And today, he accompanied me to Trader Joe’s:

[crazywolf828]

Oh btw if you think tummy's that aren't flat are ugly I will meet you in a Denny's parking lot and fucking fight you

[twobluecows]

If I ever meet Arin Hanson we will be fighting. I’ve never met this man, I’m not a big game grumps fan, it’s on sight.

for context my name is also Arin.

there can only be one.

[winenoranges]

sometimes i want to grip my friends by the shoulders and be like god!!! you are SO loveable you IDIOT!? stop viewing being loved as something so far and distant from you because you ALREADY ARE. idk whoever made you feel like you weren’t capable of that but i will FIND THEM and i will challenge them to a FIST FIGHT

[my-burnt-city]

[pkmnsciencej]

Once I get out of here I'm going back to contests.

Catch me winning cute contests with my homunculus and a mushroom

[memendoemori]

Good morning everybody

[kensatou]

make men slutty again.

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bonus as rightfully added by @polyabathtub:

[ejsuperstar]

Baldness is for nerds this is a battle to the death. If you have the same character/pfp on both platforms you have to decide which is the superior.

You have to explain your reasoning in the reblogs too

[gracerings]

daniel molloy character of all time once again: like imagine you’re a 20-something drug addict and a terrible journalist on account of being 20-something and a drug addict and you randomly meet a vampire at a gay bar and you think wow I might get drugs, gay sex and a story out of this and instead what you get is psychologically and physically tortured by his husband and your memories of it all erased and then 50 years later you’re DYING and those vampires show up in your life again to ask you to write the story of their happy marriage and your memory might be fucked but ON GOD you WILL ruin that marriage if it’s the last thing you do. and then not only do you succeed and walk out of it alive, but also with a bestseller, millions in your bank account AND immortality AND the knowledge that your annoying human ass was somehow the one thing that made that 500+ year old predator so mad that he broke his lifetime vow to never turn anyone. AND, on top of that, you’re out of the CLOSET.