#i was in college for five years

[battorose]

-Graduates college, waits patiently to get even a card from family, a token gift from extended family-  Welp, still nothing.

-cousin graduates high school, gets a trip to Europe and a new car-  Well, I'm sure her parents are just proud.

-other cousin graduates two year program, gets a car and family helps purchase an apartment-  Okay that stings a little.

-other cousin is finally back from working in a carnival, spends a few weeks in holding for being drunk and disorderly, and is now moving to Hawaii to a house that his family bought for him-  Jesus fucking Buddha.