#i want steak

[animatronic-assistant]

Everyone seems in need of a nice hot meal

Elara has started a fire outside, it took some time and a lot of trial and error but she eventually got the fire started. She is cooking venison steaks for her friends. Making sure to barely cook two of the steaks for the Bloodmoon twins.

[pooshitlover]

school doodles (slight tw for (not realistic at all) dead animal and in the second one is meat or a slab of ham however you wanna portray it)

[grubcakes]

I wana do one of those cutesy little artist vs art collage board things.... hnmnnf. i cant really call it a face reveal since like probably half of my mootiepatooties saw that tiktok i made so uhnn ... face reveal .... ???

[thefaultinourchickennuggets]

i've been a vegetarian for almost half my life at this point, but my god have i wanted some meat lately. i crave that country ham!!!

[atiredghostt]

Hungr

[cladlad]

Ugh I wanted to draw two2 days ago but I've been feeling super faint letely. Honestly I only have the energy to sleep and read YuruYuri. Here are all the YuruYuri s2 eye catches btw I have too many YuruYuri vids in my gallery it's actually a problem. I've said YuruYuri so much it's starting to become annoyingly repetitive ..

[remxedmoon]

comfort food.

(greyscale below!)

aaaaa. iii needed to make something self indulgent!!!! and for me that means drawing Bonnie and also putting a frankly stupid amount of work into rendering food!! outside of the onigiri and spaghetti (kind of), most of these were firsts for me and GOD im so happy with the results. i’ve seen a few people say that my art makes them hungry teehee. i hope this illicits the same reaction! please enjoy :3

here’s the greyscale version!! iii don’t think it’s As Appetizing as the colored version and the values are a little messy but! it exist !

[blaqcats-fics]

been thinking about jason being petty towards bruce. like, oh, you spend time with your other kids, but not me? tire privileges revoked! it would be over stupid shit too.

like there’s one time bruce decides to take damien to the movies, and jason is just beside himself.

like the conversation would be like:

JASON: So, let me get this straight—you took Damian to a movie.

BRUCE: He asked.

JASON: Oh, and I wouldn’t have wanted to see Kung Fu Panda 4 with you?!

BRUCE: You were busy.

JASON: Busy taking down a cartel. Which, by the way, I learned from you. I deserve quality time!

BRUCE: Jason—

JASON: No. No excuses. You’ll learn.

Jason storms off. Five minutes later, an alert pops up on the Batcomputer.

BATCOMPUTER: Warning: Batmobile rear tires have been removed.

BRUCE: …Jason.

Cut to Jason outside, rolling two Batmobile tires away, cackling.

[verpineshatterrifle]

food related kal skirata headcanons

-he's been keeping snacks on his person since he met the nulls, who as kids would just come up to him and stick their hands in his pockets. he keeps talking to jango while mereel roots around for the jerky. 'left belt pouch, mer'ika' 'you moved it >:v'

-after living in a bombed out city alone as a kid and then spending a large chunk of his life completely broke, kal personally has a lot of really shit comfort foods. like, bottom-of-the-pantry poverty bordering on prison food. cinnamon sugar on toast. ramen noodles with peanut butter in it.

-he was much worse when he was younger and has mostly grown out of it, but had a lot of food security issues as a result of the whole 'lived in the rubble and basically went feral as a 6 year old' thing. munin had a hard time getting him to eat all of his food instead of just eating part of it and stashing the rest somewhere for later

-kal can cook pretty well. nothing fancy, and frankly he's better at campfire cooking than using a stand mixer, but he does a perfect fried egg

-most mandos carry travel-sized hot sauce and kal is not an exception

-in the books he frequently takes people to diners for difficult talks, asks someone to make caf when things get tough, offers candy and treats, makes sure that one senator's secretary gets ordo a glass of juice as a form of respect. bardan starts bringing troops food and it's noted that he's taking a page out of kal's book. food is a big deal to him, and it's not just because the clones have a higher metabolism, it's a language of respect and comfort and love to him

-maze saying that he likes zey because 'he made the caf around the office' hit kal like a fuckin truck because of that. unfortunately he wasn't able to be anything but angry right then but if book 6 had happened i like to think that that line would have come back to be significant

-kal doesn't know what a calorie is but he'll rip anyone who suggests you LIMIT them a new asshole

[steakcreature]

Who the hell is this guy??

Me trying not to make another silly crossover au with my main interests (impossible)

[desperatelyneedcoffee]

My cat is currently cuddling me, purring and biting me affectionately whilst typing this.

Now imagine Logan doing this to Wade. He's got his claws partially unsheathed and is pawing at the hand Wade is holding his phone with. Logan tries pulling Wade's hand towards him whilst moving his head in that direction at the same time. Wade has to switch hands and lets Logan just chew on his fingers. It doesn't hurt much so it's fine. Little nomming noises are coming from Wolvie's mouth which can be heard over whatever tv show is playing in the background. They stay like that until Wade decides it's tea time and Logan follows him to the kitchen, ready for his food

Turn up the volume if you wanna hear the purring and nomming noises

[guhbwuh]

The self chibi is the best chibi

sniffle.... ty 🥹 another one.. just for u....

[thechy-fychannel]

I like to think that (if when together [physically. Can be platonic if you want but not me] and near food) house would try weird looking food just to gross james "I've got to become normaler" wilson out

House: "hey that oyster looks kinda like an eyeball"

Wilson: "agreed"

House: *slurps it up whole*

Wilson: *horrified. Maybe a little turned on*

Oh, absolutely. house knows that wilson is a hidden freak who desperately wants to seem normal. when they're alone, wilson will often let his mask slip and be a weirdo around house, which means when they're in public, house will do everything he can to be weird and embarrass wilson, especially around food. sometimes house can be very picky about the food he eats but if given the opportunity to mess with wilson about it, he would be down to eat just about anything.

They have a certain dynamic surrounding food that I love, it's very playful and you can tell house is always trying to get a reaction from wilson and wilson is always desperately trying not to react, it's such a beautiful combination.

House would absolutely love to snag a piece of pie or something that has whipped cream on top from the cafeteria and as they're eating lunch, he swipes his finger through the whipped cream, loudly says something like "remember when we wasted an entire can licking this stuff off each other?" and then sucks the whipped cream off his finger very suggestively. he just lovesss to watch the way wilson goes red and kicks him under the table and tells him to shut up alfkalfkla.

And the worst part is, it actually happened and it was 100% wilson's idea, the little freak.

[kaeyachi]

Have you all imagined the days where Kaeya would scream in frustration when he tries to create a Khaenri'ahn dish, but the dish just doesn't taste quite right?

How about the helpless feeling he gets when he barely remembers what ingredients go in his homeland's dishes?

And what about the cravings that have never been satisfied since he was a child because his father didn't teach him how to make them?

For an adventurous food lover... perhaps forever losing your nation's food might just be the most painful thing.

[ayotofu]

i have this coworker who really loves to categorize things into the fewest number of categories while still fitting everything

for example, his theory of video games is that there's only 3 kinds of video games: driving, shooting, and what he called "board games" which we were eventually able to figure out mostly functions as a strategy game. and like, i don't even really play video games but i was like "ok there are definitely games that don't fit one of those categories"

so the rest of us all start trying to name games that don't fit his categories and he does the best thing imaginable which is to just double down on everything and define each of his categories in such a way that pretty much every game in the world fits into all three categories

driving? any game where you move counts as driving

shooting? any game where you can pick something up counts as shooting

strategy? any game where you PUSH A BUTTON counts as strategy

it was so fucking funny because he clearly knew he'd lost the argument but he also refused to admit it because he was devastatingly committed to the bit

[dykedvonte]

The second fic idea is a what-if scenerio where Jimmy dies in the crash due to and altercation with Curly and how Curly would navigate being Captain once he has to notice the little things and how he and Anya's relationship develop as he adopts an identical view point to hers rather than just keeping the peace.

And maybe i will write it but only time will tell tbh but it's stuck in my brain dome for the time being.