#i want a sword :(

[pixiealchemist]

I want to be a knight so bad. I want to be the personal guard to a princess that I am completely and eternally loyal and faithful to and am totally not in love with. I want to follow my princess around the world as she learns and practices ancient magic, protecting her from bandits and monsters. I want to find ourselves on a quest to stop an evil lich from consuming the world, maybe alongside a few other adventurers from various backgrounds and potentially dubious origins. I want to use my body to protect my princess from the lich's disintergrate spell and slowly turn to dust as I hold her, knowing that my duty is complete, and once I am gone she taps into the magic she had been learning across our journey together, disregarding the danger it presents of being performed incorrectly. I want her act in destroying the lich to come with a cost that is so much more than that which is visible, I want my memory to live forever through her and her alone and I want her to remember the smile of her forever dutiful knight as the last she ever saw of me.

[ro--lal]

i really want a sword

[yaoigoddess9158]

Currently trying to convince my mom to buy me a sword for self defense

I will absolutely not be using it for self defense

[game-grumps-captions]

The guys getting a sword and then immediately using it any chance they get is so real of them. I would 1000% do that if I owned a sword

[geeky-nightphilosopher]

You know in most couples- there is always a sane one and a slightly deranged one. Nate and Sophie? Absolutely not.

[nistarot]

sorry to my friends but i am moving to finland .

[a-light-case-of-ohno]

Ah yes...my two favorite things:

Boobs & swords.

[thezombiesbride]

What I wouldn’t do for a fucking sword rn

done healing my inner child. next up is my inner teen. her highness demands a sword.

[lotus-pear]

he's so crazy we can't take him anywhere 😭🤣

[1ts0kn0ttobeok]

I feel the masculine urge to get a sword.

[notsolonedesert]

*taps the mic* Greatsword Lore *leaves*

Based on something Jorge dropped in a stream once

[tunguszka20]

way to make me smile 🥹

make a girl smile today.

give her a sword.

[enigmaris]

Another DPXDC for ya fellas!

Pandora, the ghost, was an Amazon from Themyscira in life, losing her life to trap all of those eldritch horrors in her box. In her afterlife, she has kept in contact with the other Amazons, coming to their aid when called upon.

So when the first child of themyscira was molded out of clay, Pandora knew. She liked Diana, admired her stubbornness, strength, and sense of wonder. She knew the girl had left to go to the world of man a while ago, but hadnt heard anything else about her. She wasnt worried about her though, Diana was the strongest of all the Amazons, kind and brave. The world of man would not pose too much of a danger to her.

After the whole thing her box getting stolen and Danny returning it to her. She takes on something if a motherly role to Phantom. She doesn't really know how kids work though, she comes from a race of women where there were no children. Diana is literally the only living child she has ever known. Pandora herself was never even a child. When Danny flees from his life in Amity Park (reveal gone wrong, family dies, or something) he goes to Pandora who wants to help him, but her acropolis is no place for a half living boy. So she tells him about her niece Diana.

"She was the only child of my people, when she grew up she left to the world of man."

Literally the only child??? Danny is imagining like, someone maybe his sister Jazzs age who ran away from home because she lived on an island with all adults and no fun. It does not help his assumption that Pandora talks about Diana like shes still wet from the clay she was molded in.

Danny is given a letter written by Pandora, asking Diana to help care for him and told that last Pandora heard her little niece lived in Washington DC. Danny goes to DC and manages to find Diana based on Pandora description. She is not at all what Danny was imagining, but she takes him to her home and reads the letter describing Danny's heroics with Pandoras box.

Diana Prince takes one look at this human boy and thinks to herself: if Bruce and Clark can just show up with a teenager, then why can't i?

Queue the next Justice League meeting:

"I would like to introduce my son, Daniel of Themyscira, he will be accompanying me on all Justice League missions. No Batman i will no be accepting any criticism from you of all people."

Danny, in human form, waves at the team of heroes with his string bean arms.

"Hi."

[kingproblem]

the betrayal is fresh but so is the sharpness of my sword

[kissme-withyour-cherrylipstick]

Sir Elyan

This took me 21.5 hours I hope you like it 🥲 I'm never drawing chain mail again

[jacketpotatoo]

Camilla with swords for @corvophobia @thelockedtombcfp