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Telemachus: Someone said I was like a Disney princess.
Athena: I'm not sure what that means.
Telemachus: They're characters. took it as a compliment. I could see myself as Ariel since we both wanted to explore outside our kingdoms. Ooh! Or Rapunzel since she felt stuck in her room. Or Belle because she wanted to see the world AND loved her dad too.
Athena:...do I remind you of anyone?
Telemachus (grinning): The Fairy Godmother. You both showed up just when you were needed and made everything better.
Athena: :)
Ares: What about me?
Telemachus (excitedly): The Tavern people in Tangled! Everyone thought they were scary brutes.
Ares: :(
Telemachus: But they were really nice and helpful.
Ares: :)
Athena (to Ares): Told you he was great.
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Thank youu <33
I was looking for aesthetic pics for the book "S." to use as cover for the playlist I'm making for it... And I have to say, even though I won't use this, this quote hits me so hard bc I have no idea what it is that I have to fight like hell for
Anyway it's late at night for my brain not to be depressive so imma just tag the people I want and not think about this quote more for now
Tagging: @polskasroka @thejudeduarte @blindhades @burry-penguin
(i wrote the post last night but only got around to post it now, bc when I wrote it, Tumblr wouldn't let me @ people)
Let’s play a game
Everyone post the most recent picture in your camera roll. You only get one sentence to justify yourself if you wish. This one is mine.
My boyfriend is rly good at Latin, so I was looking up how to say ‘I love you’ but found this instead :)
Your turn!
@bookmovietvworm
@myfairkatiecat
@i-am-a-fish
@valtsv
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Odysseus: Ares!
Ares (appears): Hey, what's...
Drunken singing: 99 bottles of brains on the wall! 99 bottles of braaaains!
Ares (looks towards the noise): Athena?
Athena (struggling to stand and offers a goofy grin)
Ares (to Odysseus): Explain this.
Odysseus: We were celebrating the first week back in Ithaca and she...might have gotten carried away.
Athena (almost falls on some servants)
Odysseus: She nearly stepped on Telemachus by accident, then cried.
Athena (tearfully): I'm sorry, little wolf!
Ares (sighing): I'll take her back home. Come on, Sis.
Athena (shaking her head): I wanna stay. Penelope’s going to show me her new quilt.
Ares: She can show you later.
Athena (pouting): I want to see it tonight.
Ares: I'll make sure you can see it tomorrow morning.
Athena: Promise?
Ares (nodding as he gives her a piggyback ride)
Athena (happily): You’re the best brother ever.
Ares:...in the whole world?
Athena: In the whole world!
Ares (turning to Odysseus): You're a witness to her saying that. Back me up tomorrow when I remind her.
Odysseus: It might be dangerous if I do.
Ares: It might be dangerous if you don't.
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How did you like booping?
I WAS SO HAPPY WE GOT BOOPS BACK
When it was first here, in April, I didn't boop enough and only got the white paw boop badge, and since then I've lived with the regret of not booping enough (okay that's a bit of exaggeration but it did actually bother me that I didn't get all the boop badges—)
But now I have all the boop badges, I got another chance to collect them
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reblog to give the person you reblogged this from a fucking break
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ur future nurse is using chapgpt to glide thru school u better take care of urself
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when me and my brothers were little and one of them got mad they would always say "im not your brother anymore!" so im using this for ody and ctimene :)
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I LOVE IT SM
He's fabulous as always ✨
Does he have moly in the bag too? 👀
Hermes as Santa Claus
[he is taking the wind bag as a gift to Odysseus]
Anyway, I plan to make a proper, elaborate digital drawing out of it.
#do you need a reminder that it's only november tho?#like#girlie#let november november here#we don't want december to december early#(sorry i had to)
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Part 2 :D
(I probably won't continue this, but I just wanted to draw out the idea of Tiresias' feelings as a prophet) Part 1
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There are other ways of persuasion
There are other modes of control
If I stab you with your own trident
Will you fucking let me go home?
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what to do if you met poseidon (feat odysseus)
1. scream and run ❌️ (nah)
2. beg for mercy ❌️ (no use)
3. poseidon why you know I'm too shy~ ❌️ (nice try but no)
4. conversation ❌️ (would be great but still no use)
5. give up ❌️❌️❌️ (I must see my wife)
6. stab him with his own trident ✅️✅️✅️ (nice and epic choice)
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I mean. I'm a Christian, and I don't understand either a lot of times. Some things, we'll never understand why they happen.
As a Christian, I know I have to believe despite that. If I understood everything, and knew everything, would it really be faith?
So yeah, I just wanted to say, that it's completely fine when you read the Bible and don't understand why God did something, or why he's doing something in the present. God works in mysterious ways, sometimes he chooses to reveal it, sometimes not.
when we were studying the bible in literature class (so we have the context necessary for later works that reference the bible), i think we were at the book of jonah, and one of my classmates was studying the text very intently, and then looked up and earnestly said "professor, i don't understand the will of god"
the teacher was just like. well sadly i am a literature teacher and not a priest so i can't help you there. but if it helps, many people throughout history had the same problem.
#anyway sorry about the rant#the post just ✨sparked some thoughts✨ to me#tunguszka thoughts#christianity#the bible#christian faith
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This is how I imagine Odysseus in Ruthlessness
É assim que eu imagino Odysseus em Ruthlessness
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Since everyone's sharing their own vision of Poseidon, here's mine!
(17.11.2024)
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