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the best fanfic is the one the author had fun writing actually.
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Shout out to the ten primate species, four bat species, elephant shrews, and the Cairo spiny mouse. Nobody else gets it
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bath tubs that can’t submerge an entire adult body should be illegal
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I love how so many fanfictions mistake elfhame to be a morning please so like they forget the part where fairy stay up at night and sleep at morning then it comes to my mind that when I was a child I was literally like this I sleep the moment the light of the Sky goes off and wake up the moment the light of the morning grows so if I was oriana's child she would have hated me because even if there's a masquerade party outside of my door I was still be sleeping peacefully and then in the morning I will be up and everyone is going to be sleeping and if oriana was my mother would be suffocated because she would have to take care of me in the morning when she's comfortable being awake at night and I just love that thought
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i was thinking abt how cardan says that there are so few faerie children that he’s never seen any twinned, which makes me think that maybe the “children” of the gentry aren’t all that young? if faeries really rarely have children, then are those that attended palace school even that young?
wasn’t it stated that faeries of any age attend palace school?
which makes me think, what are the chances of prince cardan and princess nicasia being born around the same time? pretty slim right? but we never get any info on her age. i wonder if she were older? Cardan at one point in his novella worries that balekin would go for nicasia, so either he rly doesn’t care for their age (likely bc jude was young) or nicasia is older?
same with valerian. i mean, what’s to say they aren’t near cardans age range? but that makes it weird that a grown faerie adult may have been preying on not only Jude’s down fall, but preying on her sexually.
and then there’s Locke. we know he’s young, bc of the timelines of his mothers death and all. but how young? how much older was he than the twins?
which makes the palace school lessons weird if they’re all different ages. Do the same subjects just get taught over and over ?
idk i was just thinking abt that lol.
also how the ghost seems young but he seems to be around 100+. like damn. If I��m right and they’re older, then these faeries were really out here bullying a child 😒 lame!
anyway thank you Holly black for making cardan around Jude’s age and not 1000+ 🫶
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I just finished the folk of the air spinoff about Oak and the one thing I can say for sure is that Holly Black really loves to make her characters seemingly die and then somehow be reborn by tearing out of their skin. Also they come back naked.
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saying “i want him” about the character but not in a romantic or sexual way . i just Require him i need to Obtain him
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what if you wore a shirt that featured a picture of you trying to claw your way out of the shirt with a horrid desperate expression and the text "THAT'S NOT ME THAT'S NOT ME I'M TRAPPED IN THE SHIRT"
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"Modern retelling" and it's a blatant misinterpretation of the original text
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If you're using gen AI because "you want to make art but don't know how/can't learn/it's easier/whatever"
You don't want to make art.
You want someone to make art for you, but you don't want to pay or exchange anything of equal value for it, and also you want it right now, in whatever style you fancy that moment, and in whatever quantity you want. You're greedy and entitled and it is just that simple. You don't want to make anything.
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Uhhh probably Stronger than You (Chara response) bc I've been getting into Undertale lately, and that one's red
OR Hopes and Dreams from the Undertale musical, which has this static-y color. Not exactly rainbow but kinda? This glitch effect-y color but with more colors if that makes sense
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Praying for Heather. She must really love Vivi to stick around that crazy girl and her crazy ass family
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