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eldritch-araneae · 4 years ago

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Sparkpulse IV: Sleeping Beast Within.

Summery:

Bumblebee and Cheetor are chilling together on a nice quiet evening :3

It’s a nice and calm evening today. No Decepticons activities. Bumblebee and Cheetor are relaxing on a random ledge above the cafeteria, watching everyone chilling with their energon. Cheetor is currently in their spotted ray-cheetah alt form, laying with their limbs tucked underneath the body. A position which everyone lovingly calls a “loaf form”. Bumblebee is beside his feline friend, pressing onto their side and mimicking the same position.

Both Special Operations agents were talking about random stuff, from patrol and mission discussions to random shenanigans that happened to other Autobots. Life is never boring in their department, even during the night, considering a lot of agents are nocturnal cybertronians, including Bumblebee himself.

Bumblebee slightly nudges Cheetor to make them look at him. Cheetor is hard-of-hearing, and their hearing can vary from moderate to severe. They have hearing aids, but sometimes they are not much help. So everyone quickly learned that they must make sure that Cheetor sees them before talking to make lip-reading and signing easier.

“How was your patrol, by the way?” Bumblebee asks his diurnal friend.“Did you find any interesting stuff among the ruins?”

“Nope, whatever was in that building eroded long ago.” Cheetor sighs, but then grins a second later. “I still can’t believe you found that super old board game intact!” they exclaimed, lightly bumping the minibot with their nose.

Bumblebee giggles at the display of affection. He loves little things like this. He bumps Cheetor back with his forehead. “I know right! It was in such good condition that even acid rain and stuff didn’t eat it.”

At that moment, Jazz enters the room and as he sees the pair of “cats” on the ledge above, he bursts into laughter.

“I must admit, Cheetor, I never expected you to teach our youngest member the way of the cat!” the head of Special Operations Department chortles, “Bumblebee, please be honest! Can you purr already?”

Cheetor wheezes at Jazz’s question, while Bumblebee grins widely.

“Well, I tried, but apparently I can only growl.” the minibot answers with all his honesty. “It doesn’t feel like I am supposed to be a feline.”

“Well, it doesn’t stop you from being a cat anyway!” Jazz grins, gesturing at Bumblebee’s current “loaf” position. Cheetor wheezes, making a sound like a kettle from Wheeljack’s lab. That caused all three to burst into laughter. After that, they exchanged a few words before Jazz went to grab his energon cube. The minibot and the beastformer keep chilling on the ledge, observing everyone below them.

Imitation is an interesting thing indeed. It’s a natural process that allows a living being to fit better in their social environment.

It’s not like Cheetor was teaching Bumblebee feline behavior on purpose. It just happened because the minibot spent a lot of time with them and other Autobot felines after he made amends with Steeljaw.

Bumblebee adopted some cat mannerisms. This is when his beast protocols surfaced. Both Perceptor and Botanica are absolutely sure the minibot was bound to be a beastformer, but lack of resources forced him to take a vehicle-type alt form. This leaves a lot of questions, but it’s not possible to answer them for now.

Still, this explains a lot of things: his quadrupedal mode could be an attempt of his body to compensate for the lack of beast-type alt form. Or how he feels like he’s missing some parts, like additional limbs.

Bumblebee is sure he’s supposed to have wings! Every time he swings with his cables, the overwhelming nostalgia makes his spark ache and his back feels abnormally light. After a while, this feeling grew into an itch, and just swinging around the stronghold wouldn’t satisfy it anymore.

Windblade could see the pained look on his face, so she indulged him and took him skydiving. Just flying up with her already feels so much better. And the moment Windblade turns off her engines and they start falling is pure joy, making him tear up every time.

The wind rushing past him, the feeling of flying, the stimulant rush. Bumblebee forgets about all his insecurities and worries, feeling that he belongs in the sky.

This is the closest to flying he ever got, or will ever get, as sad as it sounds.

Bumblebee shakes his head. There is no reason to wallow about things he can’t have, he has to work with what he’s given. That’s why he can’t wait for Windblade to come back from her mission, so they can go skydiving again.

The anticipation quickly fades as the door opens to the cafeteria, revealing Sideswipe, and Sunstreaker going in. The minibot tenses upon seeing them. Those two are not buddies, not at all.

“Bee, are you okay? Your optics have slits.” Cheetor’s voice pulls Bumblebee’s attention to themself. Pupils turning into slits, another feature of a beastformer, that happens when one is angry, exposed to light, or in alt mode.

“I’m okay, it’s just... well him.” He hisses at Sunstreaker below, who seems like he didn’t realize that Bumblebee is in the room too. “I still don’t know what I did to him to receive such treatment.”

“He’s always been such a slaghead as long as I remember.” Cheetor sighs. “But it’s undeniable that he’s really out there to get you for no reason. Don’t worry, I will eat his shins if he tries to do anything to you!”

Bumblebee smiles at support. He really appreciates it. Though this smile fades quickly because the problem is still there and he does not know what to do with this.

Sunstreaker hates the minibot for unknown reasons and will grab any chance to harass him. Thankfully, his friends, especially Windblade, made it crystal clear that if he hurt Bumblebee, Sunstreaker won’t come out in one piece.

Still, Bumblebee feels that animosity directed at him from the yellow gladiator’s spark.

That’s just so unfair that it hurts!

Thankfully, before Bumblebee could start fully seething about this, Blaster, with his cassettes, entered the cafeteria. Cheetor greets the fellow Special Ops members, which pulls the minibot out of the spiral of negative emotions.

Suddenly, the optics of Bumblebee, Cheetor, Steeljaw and Nightstalker are locked onto each other. For a few seconds, they stared. Everyone who noticed this stopped doing what they were doing because they knew what would happen next.

Who will run first?

Who will start the game?

The next second, Nightstalker bolts from the spot they were standing into the stronghold corridors. Steeljaw jumps after them, followed by Bumblebee and Cheetor jumping from the ledge.

The chase has begun, leaving laughing bots in the cafeteria behind!

The stomping is so intense that someone might think it’s Dinobots, not three cats and Bumblebee running through corridors. He never said it out loud, but those games helped him to be more confident with his quadrupedal mode, making him even more agile.

After a few more turns of running, Steeljaw catches Nightstalker. Now it’s their turn to be chased. He turns around and runs in the opposite direction, into the medical wing.

A medbay door opens, and Ratchet almost got thrown on the floor if he didn’t see Steeljaw coming. With a yelp, he quickly jumps back into the room, and the rest of the group runs by him. He can only shake his head as he foresees someone getting hurt. But he cannot deny that cats need to get their zoomies out... though he still can’t believe they dragged Bumblebee into their games.

The three beastformers and the minibot keep running until Bumblebee finally catches Steeljaw.

“You’ll never catch me!” the minibot proclaims, as he takes an instant sharp turn and starts running at full speed.

“Hey!” Cheetor yelps, not expecting such a fast reaction from the minibot. Being the fastest quadrupedal out of Autobots, they quickly catch up with the minibot, almost being within their reach.

Bumblebee feels ‌Cheetor is getting close to him and takes another unexpected turn to avoid being caught. But surprises won’t end here.

Just ahead of him, the door opens and Optimus Prime steps into the corridor. Bumblebee sees it too late and slams into his leg at full speed. Optimus loses balance and falls onto his back. Cheetor, who was right behind Bumblebee, couldn’t stop in time and stepped all over their leader, including his face, before sliding into the wall. Steeljaw and Nightstalker, who were much farther behind, heard the commotion and slowed down, only slightly bumping into Optimus.

“What happened?! Are you okay, Optimus?” Prowl rushed from the same room to help his friend sit up.

“I am alright.” Optimus reassures the second in command and looks at the yellow culprit, who is laughing on the floor right.

“I’m sorry, Prime! I didn’t see you!” Bumblebee somehow utters the apology between laughs. He was so focused on getting away from Cheetor on his tail that he didn’t even pay attention to what was in front of him.

“I’m sorry too, for stepping on you!” Cheetor, who is giggling, apologizes next. “Looks like we got carried away.”

This earned a fit of giggles from everyone. Bumblebee’s laugh is simply contagious. No one can resist, not even serious bots like Prowl.

“This was bound to happen, I feel. Though, I wouldn’t expect Bumblebee to be the one throwing me off my feet.” Optimus chuckles. He turns to Bumblebee, who, despite the laughing fit, is cradling his left arm. “Are you alright?”

“I’m okay!” Bumblebee exclaims, trying to throw his arms up, but his left arm quickly responds with pain from sharp movement. “Ow, ow, ow!” he grimaces. “Okay, maybe I’m not. Looks like I dislocated my shoulder or something.” he corrected with a giggle. Sure, it hurts, but this entire situation is too amusing to him to focus on the pain.

“Oh no!” Cheetor feels bad for their friend. “I will make sure he’ll make it to medbay!”

“Good. So what did we learn today?” Prowl asks the youngest member of Autobots.

“I learned that if I slam into Prime’s leg hard enough --” he didn’t even finish as everyone erupted into laughs again.

After everyone calmed down, Cheetor with the cassettes helped Bumblebee to get to the medbay.

When they entered Ratchet’s domain, the medic already could guess what happened. But he would never guess who fell victim to their shenanigans this time.

“Let me get this straight.” Ratchet slightly pinches the bridge of his nose.” You, Bumblebee, tripped Optimus Prime? And damaged your left arm in the process?”

The only answer he received was another row of laughter from beastformers, which served as confirmation.

“Aright. Bumblebee, you get into the berth, and your three are out.” Ratchet said. The minibot nodded to his playmates, and they went back to their game, chasing after Cheetor.

Then he walks over to the berth. Ratchet helps him to get on it with his magnetokinesis, before proceeding to inspect the injury. The medic carefully popped Bumblebee’s shoulder into the socket. The pain is lifted.

“Thanks, Ratchet.” Bumblebee says sheepishly.

“You should be more careful with their games. You are not as durable as they are, Bumblebee, and they tend to play rough.” Ratchet grumbles.

“C’mon, they never hurt me, and it’s fun!” Bumblebee protests. He doesn’t like to be reminded of his condition, though he knows this comes out of concern. “Alright, alright I will.”

Ratchet nods, satisfied with the answer. “Hold still, I will check if your arm sustained any more injuries.”

Bumblebee decided to check radio channels as he waited. Maybe he can hear if Windblade is coming back soon. After swapping multiple channels, Bumblebee stumbled upon a strange signal.

The signal is transmitted through a channel that he never saw before. As if it was turned off until someone began using it recently. And the signal itself is something he never heard Autobots or Decepticons using. It sounded like a series of beeps, short and long.

“Is something wrong?” Ratchet asks, noticing the minibot’s confused expression. Bumblebee opens the radio channel with the medic, letting him listen to that signal.

“Did you hear something like this before?” he asks the medic. He’s one of the eldest Autobots. Surely he heard something like this, right?

But Ratchet is confused as much as Bumblebee, “I do not know. We should notify the High Command about this. Who knows if Decepticreeps invented another way of secret communication… after I finish with your arm.”

The minibot nods and continues listening to the signal. He can’t help but feel it seems oddly familiar to him. After multiple passes, Bumblebee notices it has a specific pattern that looks like this:

... .... .- -.. --- .-- .-.. ..- .-. -.- . .-. --..-- / .-- . / -. . . -.. / - --- / - .- .-.. -.- .-.-.-

After he got the pattern, much to Bumblebee’s surprise, his system recognized it and began deciphering. When he saw the meaning of the message, his spark almost jumped out of his chest.

“WHAT?!”

#transformers #maccadam #bumblebee #cheetor #sparkpulse au #my art #my fanfics

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ofcowardiceandkings · 5 years ago

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UH WHOA not only am i posting art but theres so much of it lmfao

ive been meaning to do this for mmmm a long time, and i decided to get it cleaned up so i can present folks with my homebrew/headcanon/thingy for the d&d playable races !! i know ive missed a few off but these are ones ive seen more of over all in my own travels in Nerd Game lol

ive only DMed one thing so far (our lost mines of phandelver adventure was a total blast but oh boy the shenanigans) but im like ... drowning in it all, have been for a loooonng time since i first played Neverwinter Nights when i was like 11, i just didnt have a party to mess with yet lmao (fingers crossed our schedules get sorted so the campaign goes ahead soooooonnn).. so ive been developing some of these various homebrewy headcanons for uh over half my life

getting them all together in one place like this was unbelievably fun !!

gonna yell under the cut for a bit about it more but very shortly i’ll be opening for d&d character / item / creature commissions so watch this space or pop me a message to get in a queue <3

these headcanon things are half based on “that looks cool” and Sciencing. a lot of the more humanoid in some way races ive really pulled on human ancestors a lot, as well as muscle development in different sports. And Animals, because ye

i haven’t included humans in this mammoth endeavour because we should all know what a Human People looks like, and their proportions aren’t any different in the world of D&D i run at least lol similarly, because they’re an exact intersection between humans & either elves or orcs, the half-species arent included on here either [shrugs] i WILL talk about them some here though !!

i might eventually update this with some npc generators ive made using my own descriptors and headcanons >.>

ELVES av height; 5′6 | heads-high; 8.5 generally long limbed, with fine wispy hair, elves senses are very heightened. helping in this, their eyes are almond-shaped with slightly narrow pupils, their large radar-like ears are very mobile, and the underside of their noses are covered in a lightly damp pitted leather. part of their ability to maintain grace with an elongated frame, aside from longer springy feet, is aided by a tail built somewhat like a horse, with a skirt of hair down its length, only with a slightly longer bone to it than would be seen in the typical pony. excepting a very light dusting on their lower limbs, they typically have very little body hair. sometimes their skin shimmers, or freckles sparkle.

GNOME av height; 3′6 | heads-high; 6.5 gnomes are almost like diminutive elves with a few key differences. their hair tends to be wild if left alone, but is often styled wildly anyway. set rather low on rounded but long faces, their large almond eyes are keen, and small hands very nimble. it’s not sure if its due to their close environments or frequent encounters with accidents in experiments, but their skulls are surprisingly hard, and they possess small horn nubs made of bone and coated in keratin. their small petal-shaped ears are set low and point outward, and are able to move a little to catch sound. they may look fragile due to their size and build but they are pretty hardy and more than capable.

HALFLING av height; 3′ | heads-high; 6 a very hardy but soft and welcoming folk, halflings are built for walking and surviving well, often coming from a semi-nomadic tradition. they typically have round faces with stronger jaws and soft round eyes, and their large ears are pointed upright. their figures easily get a little curved and chubby, especially when they have easy access to decent food, in preparation for harder times and the odd period of hunkering down for some downtime, say in poor weather. truly the most functional part of a halfling is their short powerful legs with big fairly flexible hard feet, and lion-like tail for balance, both insulated by hair.

DWARF av height; 4′3 | heads-high; 6.5 dwarves are accustomed to life in tougher terrain, typically with large parts spent in the ground. their broad frames are also squat down with thick short limbs, for huge power and for life in tunnels. wide feet keep them steady and sensitive to significant seismic energy in the earth, and wide hands aid in their work and the feel of the rock. their large round ears stick outward and are slightly mobile, large noses help condition the air, and high-set eyes with huge irises aid their vision in darker spaces and the ability to peek over things without being fully exposed. their skulls are also very thick just in case of falling rocks. all dwarves are very hairy and grow beards, taking pride in keeping and styling it.

GOLIATH av height; 7′6 | heads-high; 10 a totally different variety of rock & mountain people to dwarves, they do share a few traits. a goliath’s thick limbs are long with a big reach and huge stride, with big hands and feet for steady movement. as well as being hugely tall, they are broad, especially in their shoulders, with a long neck elevating their head further. their facial features tend to be very sharp, but long. they have little to no body hair, and they often dont grow head hair either, but decorate their skulls with tattoos. as they get older, the upper surfaces of their body develop pebble like growths under the skin, often in similar patterns to their habitats.

FIRBOLG av height; 7′6 | heads high; 9 firbolg typically live in deep forests but are actually a giantkin - although not too unbelievable given their huge height and thick build. large parts of their body are hairy, nearly furry, and their head hair is thick and wild, and they often have facial hair too. their large heads have long thick noses with an almost bovine leather to their top lips, and wide set eyes. their fluffy ears are very mobile, but when relaxed they drop and point downward. their nails are thick and sturdy, aiding in being even more dexterous while being so big. sometimes they are covered in layers of clothing, but they possess a tiny goat-like tail.

DRAGONBORN av height; 6′6 | heads-high; 8 dragonborns diverged from true dragons in the ancient past, likely due to a strong magical influence of some kind, but not so long ago that the bloodlines of dragons are absent from the race of dragonborn. (the illustration shows the typical head-shape and placement of ears, each bloodline has its own features). their chest is still very round like an animal, with deep chest muscles, a slightly less mobile shoulder, and short upper arm. their 4 clawed hands and feet somewhat resemble that of a true dragon, but smaller and a little less dangerous. the length of a dragonborn’s tail can vary from just the length from hips to floor, or up to their full height, and as well as being very useful for balance and dexterity, can be used for fighting. different bloodlines can interbreed, with it being a matter of chance which line is present in offspring (although metallic is more dominant over gemstone, and chromatic over both ... (ah yeah gemstone, ill get to that soon))

AARAKOCRA av height; 5′ | heads-high; 8.5 as an avian species, especially one capable of flight, the aarakocra’s bones are hollow, making them on the one hand very agile but a little fragile. their large wingspan nearly brushes the floor, and their wings attach high on their back, through to a deep avian keel. their arms have a long forearm, which is covered in bird-like scutes, and their 4 clawed hands are still remarkably talon like which quite short palms and very mobile thumbs. their legs are very long and powerful, and backed by a typically wedge shaped tail. more often than not, their physical appearance takes after raptor species of birds, but different populations can trend towards many different appearances, including parrots and waterfowl.

TABAXI av height; 6′6 | heads-high; 9 tabaxi are an unusual sight in many places still. their cat-like bodies are very flexible and suited to their athletic climbing lifestyle. their long hands and feet have very a powerful grip, and they can retract their front claws. their long feline face is something like a cheetah or a clouded-leopard, with large highly mobile ears, large eyes and a strong nose.

ORC

av height; 6′6 | heads-high; 8

orcs are very powerfully build, with heavy muscles and thick bodies overall. compared to other humanoids they can look a little gorilla-like. their short legs are usually a little bent to carry weight better instead of busting knees when locked. their course wiry hair grows profusely all over their body. their strong nails often grow out a little pointed. their large thick heads have high heavy brows and protruding lower jaws, short round noses and low bud-shaped ears which stick outward. the lower jaw and sometimes upper contain tusks, sometimes multiple tusks, which are greatly cared for and very impressive.

HALF-ELVES av height; 5′6 | heads-high; 8.25 a half-elf’s build will be somewhere between human and elf, often inheriting something of an elf’s eyes and nose leather, shorter elf ears, and maybe a small tufted tail something like a rabbits

HALF-ORCS av height; 6′ | heads-high; 8 a half-orc’s build will be somewhere between human and elf, often inheriting something of an orc’s skin colour and dark and profuse wiry hair, shorter orc ears, and some small tusks.

GOBLIN av height; 4′ (stood straight) | heads high; 5.5 bat/cat-like ears, nose something like bear/cat, domed head, arms/legs same length, sparse wiry hair, claws, short digits, lithe but very strong and hardy

HOBGOBLIN av height; 5′3 (stood straight) | heads high; 8 bat/cat-like ears but pinched at the base, nose something like bear/cat, very domed head, arms slightly longer than legs, claws, sparse wiry hair, quite broad

BUGBEAR av height; 7′ (stood straight) | heads high; 7.5 bat-like ears, long domed head something like a lion/bear, arms very long, nearly totally covered in thick fur, big tusks and often fangs, very bear-like hands/feet, big claws, very broad

TRITON av height; 5′2 | heads high; 7.5 lithe but well muscled, quite streamlined for a humanoid, frilled ears, pretty flat face, fins on limbs/back, “hair” is tendrils/fins/etc, short strong legs & long arms, long webbed fingers, long flipper feet, gills along front/side of chest

YUAN-TI PUREBLOOD av height; 5′9 | heads high; 9 domed angular faces, lips are not humanoid, triangular eyes, scales, quite flat nostrils with sense pits following along underside cheekbones, very little cartilage in ear, some may have cobra hoods extending out of ear instead, very tall and thin with small hands/feet, reptilian claws

CENTAUR av height; 7′ | heads high; 10 fairly stocky pony body (usually about 4′10 at withers), very muscled front end, long neck & sloping human-shoulders, long faces with long broad noses, prominent lips, horse-like ears sticking up and out, their whole scalp can grow hair but shaved sides are common, can grow hair nearly all down human-spine

KOBOLD av height; 2′6 | heads high; 5.5 almost alligator-like head & eyes, tiny nub horns, quite animal-like chest, arms/legs same length, thick stubby tail same length of body, 4 digits with stubby claws, lithe but strong for their tiny size

KENKU av height; 4′ | heads high; 5.5 corvid features, deep chest but no keel, longer arms than legs, 4 digits with talons, hands human-like but scaled, wedge-like tail half of leg height, not-quite fully bird feet.

LIZARDFOLK av height; 6′6 | heads high; 7 iguana-like, egg-shaped head, neck wattle, line of back spines varies in height, long arms and legs, very reptilian hands and feet with long claws, elbow spikes

GRUNG av height; 3′ | heads high; 6.5 large heads, neck leads nearly directly into torso, super flexible, very long limbs, triangular body, short upper arm, shorter thigh, large hands/feet, 4 digits

LOXODON av height; 7′6 | heads high; 5.5 large head, trunk as long as torso, short legs / long arms, huge bones under thick muscle, thick skin, 4 digits with thick nails, large hands / rounded cushioned feet, v e r y broad and thick build, small tail with tuft at the end,

TORTLE av height; 7′6 | heads-high; 7 thick wrinkled skin encased in huge shell, stooping posture with neck extending forward, very long arms & short legs, 5 digits with reptilian claws, boxy head, heart shaped from above with features set far forward, tail to balance stoop

MINOTAUR av height; 7′ | heads-high; 9 powerful build with thick bones, typically well muscled, bovine head on thick neck, often very large horns, fairly long tufted tail, big hooved feet, broad 4 digit hands with thick nails, hair length varies

PLANE THINGS ???

listen this was a lot easier in the edition i first encountered lol anyway, until anything else comes up in extra material im just applying a few square & rectangle venn diagram rules

a useful word; planetouched. i dont really know why WotC seems to have dropped that term for at least 5e (i missed 4e entirely) but it refers to a “mortal native outsider” with lineage or influence from a plane other than the material, so “a material plane native creature with non-native plane influence, which can die”

GENASI height depends on material plane parent the result of a material plane / elemental pair (usually genies). they usually take after their material parent in build and broader features, but their elemental heritage comes through in features like magical hair, bright coloured eyes, unusual body temperatures, innate magics, etc. genasi can interbreed with themselves, and the crossing of two elements can produce some interesting results (im working on that :>)

TIEFLINGS height depends on material plane parents this is the first of the squares & rectangles, and tbh its basically canonical. a tiefling is the result of a material plane humanoid being born with fiendish* influence. the word ‘tiefling’ refers specifically to a human with fiendish influence, but is also an umbrella term for ALL fiendish planetouched creatures. these DO have some names mentioned in the play material ! fey’ri = elves, tanarukk = orcs, wisplings = halflings, maeluth = dwarves, etc. so all fiendish planetouched are tieflings, but not all tieflings are human-based. the fiendish influence can be dormant for years or just string along for decades. AnyWay, all of them have horns, most have tails, odd skin or eye colour, and others can have all sorts of extraplanar features. *(fiends are another venn diagram thing in D&D, its an umbrella term for both demons and devils)

AASIMAR height depends on material plane parents aaand this is the second of the squares & rectangles, the not-strictly-canon one. okay duplicate what i said about tieflings, but make it about celestials not fiends, basically lmao. aasimar is an umbrella term, but also a human/celestial planetouched specifically! unlike the above, since its my homebrew concept i dont have other words specifically for other races’ celestial planetouched, but i’ll get there watch this space lol EnyHoo, they all tend to have a strange glow about them in general, but usually in their eyes, and maybe hair especially. it isnt uncommon for them to have a kind of halo around themselves, or glowing glyphs/runes/sigils on or around them either. while MOST dont have full wings, a dusting of feathers isnt unusual. the features of celestials can vary a lot more. for example, unicorns and leonals are actually celestials!

aaand the slightly odd-ball;

WARFORGED height depends on build purpose these are an interesting case, as warforged are actually constructs, brought into this world by the fusing of organic muscle (like wood or leathery material) to an inorganic shell (like stone or metal), imbuing a life-giving fluid of some sort to act like blood, and bringing life to it by a powerful ritual - a unique glyph etched into their heads. as their name suggests they are usually created to become soldiers, or other army positions, although they could be suited to other purposes. unlike most constructs, they are fully self-aware and have a mind on par with humans. they do not need sleep (but require rest) and they also do not naturally reproduce. if they live longer than their purpose, then they are turned loose to deal with the world as they wish. as they are MADE they can vary greatly depending on who made them, and for what exact purpose - although they tend to have beak-like mouths, and 3 digit hands and 2 toed feet.

AV. HEIGHT CHART FROM LEFT TO RIGHT !!! human - elf - dwarf - gnome - halfling - orc - goliath - firbolg - dragonborn - aarakocra - tabaxi - kenku - hobgoblin - bugbear - yuanti - triton - kobold - grung - lizardfolk - tortle - centaur - minotaur - loxodon

oooboy that was a lot of waffle :L

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bellatrixobsessed1 · 6 years ago

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Wan High Weeping (Part 38)

Azula was growing to hate the hospital, not that she had ever thought highly of it before. It was a bore and it gave her the sense that she was letting herself slip again. She’d been bed bound before and it only led to more suffering and now she was bed bound again. She supposed that, at least, this time she had company. Teo dropped by constantly, even if he just sat next to her and quietly did his homework, only looking up to ask her a question or two. On some days he would bring her, her own homework. She did it under the guise that it kept her mind from wandering to its darkest places.

Between worksheets she would answer texts, mostly from TyLee and Katara.

They kept her stable.

They kept her from feeling as lonely as she had initially thought herself to be.

She would have loved an in person visit from TyLee, but between school and her investigations, the girl hadn’t much free time to spare. Azula could only imagine how hectic the school was.

Azula sighed to herself. It was still another few hours before school let out, giving Teo the time to visit her. Add one more hour with the commute to the hospital. Her morning and early afternoons were lonely. She was feeling physical better, she wished that they would just let her go home.

Whenever she inquired about her release date, she found herself being given half-answers or entirely empty and dismissive ones.

They set another tray of food before her and lectured her to finish it this time. But doing so always left a sense of dread. They were still giving her too much and she couldn’t fathom why they weren’t understanding that. She could afford to eat the rations they gave her when they kept her confined to that room.

Before the nurse could leave she took the woman by the arm. “I’ll eat it if you let me leave this room.”

The nurse paused. “I’ll speak with my higher ups and see if I can have you cleared for a recreation hour, or some time outside.”

Some fresh air would do her well. She rolled onto her side and tried to ignore the IV in her arm. She didn’t know why that was still necessary; she had made her attempt on Tuesday and it was now a Friday morning. As far as she was concerned, that was more than enough time for them to know that her vitals would remain stable.

The nurse reappeared. “Finish your breakfast and you are cleared for some recreation time. Would you prefer to use the pool or go for a light jog?”

Frankly, at that point it didn’t matter as long as she got to do something other than sleeping and eating. If she had her way, she’d do both. “A jog, I suppose.”

The nurse nodded.

.oOo.

The air did her some good. It was as chilly as she expected for a day in November, they had her bundled up very generously. She welcomed the feeling of sunshine, however dilated the season was making it, on her skin. It was a bright day and she could smell a tinge of burning leaves. It was much more welcomed than the pungent odor of antiseptics.

She didn’t care for the constant babysitting and hovering. Being watched as she jogged for the first time in months was a rather large discomfort, but at least they were letting her do it. That’s what she kept telling herself. At least she was doing something again.

Even so she couldn’t help but feel awkward. She was so horribly out of practice, even the slower sprint was leaving her short of breath. Frankly, it was embarrassing. She could practically see her father scowling at her. But she didn’t think she could push herself much harder without the nurses reprimanding her and revoking her newfound recreation time.

.oOo.

After a good hour and a half, Azula was back in her designated room, with only an hour or two to go until she finally had company again. She wanted to feel good about herself, she wanted to feel accomplished. But the activity only served to remind her of how far she let herself go.

Even if she had taken coach Ming up on her offer, she doubted that she would have been able to make the cut. She really was no good anymore. She had let her talent slip. It frustrated her nearly to tears.

As much as she longed for home, she feared the prospect of it now that she had concrete proof that she was virtually useless. No wonder her father hadn’t dropped by yet. She could only imagine how badly she had tarnished the image he told her to fix. Just like that, she hoped that the man wouldn’t visit her. She had a striking feeling that he would just make her feel twice as ashamed of herself. Of her weakness.

She had let them all win.

She had let them push her to where she was.

They had broken her.

Azula ran her fingers through her hair. They were probably having a grand time relishing in knowing that they had nearly killed her. Knowing that they had hurt her that terribly. At least she had the opportunity to make that victory short lived for Chan and Usha.

She wondered if they had already been pulled aside for the news. It was going to be tricky without Ozai’s wallet, but one way or another she’d be pushing through with the lawsuits.

“Azula, there is something that we’d like to discuss with you before your usual visitor arrives.” She recognizes this doctor. If she recalled correctly his name is Doctor Khoyang. He pulled up a chair and ruffled through a few sheets. He set them to the side for a moment. “This is probably uncomfortable, isn’t it?” He motioned to the IV.

She nodded.

Khoyang carefully removed the needle. “As long as you keep eating regularly, we won’t need to use it again.”

Azula was growing agitated with the constant reminders, but with the IV out of her arm she was willing to let it slide.

He returned to his papers. “As I was saying, there are a few matters I would like to cover with you.”

.oOo.

TyLee pulled Azula into the tightest hug she had received in a long time. She returned it with a more lax grip. She let TyLee draw it out, she had missed kinder touches.

“You came to visit.” She commented.

“They didn’t pull me in for questioning today, I figured that I could give Teo a ride this time. I ask Katara if she wanted to come but her brother was just released the other day and she wanted to spend time with him.”

It took Azula a moment to gather what that meant. She recalled Katara mentioning, over text, something about Sokka having jail time. “Send her my regards.”

TyLee nodded, taking Azula’s hand in hers. “You’re looking better.”

Azula couldn’t agree less. She muttered a thank you, anyhow.

“Are you feeling any better?” Teo asked.

“Depends…” She replied. Physically, she supposed she was feeling quite better. Her stomach wasn’t achy and she wasn’t as tired and dizzy. It was nice to see the swelling in her hands and ankles gone as well. Her throat still burned some but other than that, she was feeling quite well.

“Are you feeling happier?” He clarified.

Another hard question to answer. On one hand she didn’t feel so alone, in fact she felt quite supported so long as she didn’t think of her family and former friends. On the other she was dreading to find out how her hospital stay was impacting her weight. Even so, she couldn’t fathom feeling worse than she had on Tuesday. “I guess, mostly.”

“Would this make you feel better?” TyLee asked. Enthusiastically she dug around in her much too fuzzy and far too pink cheetah-print backpack. Azula had to admit that she missed seeing that eye-sore of a bag.

TyLee pulled out a small stuffed animal.

“What is that?”

“It’s a turtle duck.” Teo answered. “TyLee wanted to get you a duck and I wanted to get you a turtle so we got them both and fused them together. The duck turtle isn’t as cute.”

“The duck turtle is just a turtle without a shell, so like...a naked turtle?”

Azula rolled her eyes and accepted the gift. “Thanks.” But the gift was so very TyLee, she had to crack a smile. It was the sort of thing that had left her feeling so empty to have lost. It was nice to have that back. “I take it that you’re in a better mood?”

TyLee shakes her head affirmatively. “Oh yes! It’s a little stressful with all of the questions but I feel safer with Jet in jail. And I feel like I’ve…”

“Dominated him back, so now you don’t have to fear him?”

“That isn’t what I was going to say.” TyLee laughed. “But, yeah that’s basically it.”

“I’m just happy that you’re going to be okay.” Teo added. “I can’t wait to sit with you at lunch again.

At that, Azula bit her lip. “Teo...about that.”

His smile faded, concern taking its place.

“They want to transfer me, Teo. To a different school.”

“What?!” Both he and TyLee exclaimed.

“They said it would be better for my mental health…” She trailed off. That was only scratching the surface of what Khoyang discussed with her. “Apparently, it is standard procedure to send child protective services out following a suicide attempt.” She noticed TyLee nod. “Between Zuko running away and this, they want me to live with...with…”

“With who?” Teo pressed.

“With my mother, until they either clear my father or charge him with something.” She paused. “I don’t think that they understand why that isn’t a good idea.”

“Living with your mom?” Teo asked.

Azula nodded.

“Azula and her mom didn’t get along that well when she was around.” TyLee spoke.

“I don’t want to stay with her.” Azula muttered. “But apparently Zuko running away was already enough to raise some red flags. And then they saw the locks…”

“The locks?” TyLee inquired.

“Did they ever find Zuko?”

Not exactly wanting to think about the locks, Azula only addressed Teo’s question. “They wouldn’t give me many details but he is actually in this hospital’s sister facility, rehab, I think.”

“Oh! I’m glad he’s safe.” TyLee replied.

“Yes.” Azula agreed. “They also want to put me in an institution.” This was even less pleasing news than the possible school transfer.

“For what?” Teo asked.

“Depression and…”

“Bulimia?” He guessed.

She nodded again. “They are still deciding whether or not they want me to be inpatient or outpatient.”

TyLee’s brows furrow. “Bulimia?”

Azula held out her scabbed hands. TyLee took them again. Just like that she is in another hug. “But you're the most beautiful, smartest, perfect girl in the world!”

“I don’t know about that, Ty.” She muttered, but the compliment did her very well. “I don’t want to live with that woman.” She mused quietly. “And I don’t want to go to a new school either.”

“Do you want to come back to Wan High?” Teo asked.

“Not at all, actually.” Azula said. Frankly, she was having trouble deciding which choice pleased her the least. At least Wan High was a familiar evil, at least she had a handful of companions there. “But the school they want to transfer me to is closer to my mother’s house. And they think that it will be better for me to get away from certain people.”

TyLee cocked her head to the right. “Well, maybe this will be good for you! It’ll be a fresh start and you can make new friends.”

Or they would hate her on sight. She was well aware that she had a cold and standoffish aura about her. “Perhaps.”

#Avatar #Azula #TyLee #Teo #Mai #Zuko #Katara #Sokka #Toph #Aang #Suki #Fanfiction

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long-live-the-castaways · 6 years ago

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Bandito tour-Nashville

So this is later than usual but here it goes, my experience of the first show after Twenty One Pilots had been on hiatus for over a year.

Getting there:

So i had to work a closing shift that let out at 9:30 on monday but right after i booked it to get Kaylee and then we booked it to nashville. The drive was honestly great. It was so much better than the drive last month and me and K rolled the windows down and blasted Trench. It was so peaceful. Also, if people heard some of the things we say out of context things would get very awkward.

The line:

wowowowow i actually missed camping out i hadnt done it since TDC. But we got there about 3am and it was so cold!!?!??! Kaylee ended up going to my car to sleep. So when we got there we set up her little brothers tent which was way to small for the both of us but we made it work. But like after 30 mins they moved the line and we were trying to get everything so we threw the stuff in the tent and just picked it up and shuffled our way. About 6am us and this dude named Ryan(?) went to starbucks. It was pretty chill the rest of the day i forgot the other dudes name but i painted his nails yellow and he let us have some duct tape so hes cool. And there were these people next to us that are my new best friends. Me and one of them went to get pizza for them and they let us have some. Despite me shivering the entire time i absolutely loved it. Me and Kaylee got 211 in line until they started scrunching for the show then we got 1163 i think? (163) im not sure how but it was really weird how they did everything. bUT bridgestone was super nice. There was a guy helping set the merch booth and when he saw how excited we were getting about the new merch he said "GA is gonna be blown away" and when they said that it wouldnt open till another 30 mins someone asked if we could still watch what was being put up and another guy said "of course!" then when we got in they made us all get in a line and told us that when we get in to sit down in our spot and they were gonna bring us water bc they didnt want anyone to pass out during the concert. It was so nice and every single one of the workers made it such a good experience for everyone. During the show they passed water around and made us waterfall it so other people could drink it too then near the end they just started handing out the bottles. Ive never seen an arena care so much it was amazing.

Max Frost:

What a dude! I had been listening to him for a tad before the concert in preparation but nothing could prepare me for how hyped he was. I didnt know he was doing everything so that was super cool to watch and uh Money Problems is my favorite and was so great live. Those high notes? He hit them. Love this guy and cant wait to see what the future holds for him.

Awolnation:

Um ok the guitarist didnt have to go THAT hard. i could lay on the ground and be at peace listening to them but i could also mosh like hell. They're super fucking good???? Like idk what i was expecting but they exceeded it. Really wanna go see them again...multiple times.

Twenty One Pilots:

Oh goodness i have so much to say. I didnt know that they could step their game up even more but they did. By a lot. This was my 10th concert and 2nd time seeing them and by far the best show i have ever seen. (Ive always loved fire so this next part is multiplied by like 986) the curtain dropped and it took me a second to see what was going on but when i did oh bOY. Josh was up there lookin like a fierce ass bandito holding a tORCH WITH FIRE. we were on his side second row (pretty much barricade) so he was super close when he walked toward us i was yelling. tHEN I NOTICED TYLER coming up through the stage oN A BURNING CAR OKOKOKOK. I knew the burning car was gonna be there but that entrance??? Didnt have to be that amazing.but it was. During jumpsuit when all the flowers fell and some of the fans were throwing their own flowers to and it was so breath taking. The transition into levitate was better than anything i could ever do. I wasnt expecting him to do the death drop or go into the stands again but gUESS WHAT????? There are just so many moments and its so hard for me to put it all into words. NATN? My favorite song off the album? The one that means a lot to me? Him walking on a bridge through the crowd during it? I was gasping for air. Pet Cheetah? Incredible. Bandito? Beautiful. Neon Gravestones? Wow i love this song so much because its so raw and powerful and the fact that he put it on the setlist means he wants us to hear it. He wants us to LISTEN. Me and k were a mess. Of course it didnt help that it came right afteR MOTHER FUCKING TAXI CAB ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME. You cant tell me for one second that this band does not listen to their fans. I cant believe i hears that song live wow. Leave the City was one of the songs on the record that i had trouble connecting with because i think i was trying to search to much into its meaning but seeing it live really just made it so special and i found the meaning of it, or at least what it means to me. WDBWOT was amazing as always and when we first yelled Yeah Yeah Yeah he was a little shook. He was not expecting. Idk what they were expecting this crowd to be like for the first show but you could tell by their smiles they were happy with how it played out. During Morph Tyler messed up and later called himself out on it but tbh we all did...we just kept singing with him and when he realized he messed up is when i did lmao and he also looked at josh and said Whoops and thats a whole ass mood. There are so many other moments that im sure im forgetting but if anything was taken away from this it was a little bit of love. Seeing everyone in yellow bandanas and duct tape, seeing myself in that, makes me feel fearless. I keep the term "they cant see yellow" very close to my heart. And i keep the term "east is up" even closer. Seeing everyone in yellow, and hearing everyone say that, none of us are alone. We all have each other's back. And tyler and josh? They have our backs too. Maybe not in such a personal way but they created this. All of it. They created something that has brought all of us together. They created something so interactive we truly feel like we area part of it. They tell the truth about fear and then they bring hope to life. They're Twenty One Pilots and we truly are too.

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snowlilys-wife · 7 years ago

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Get To Know Me (Tagged)

1. What is your full name? Sorry, I’m just “Hannah” to yall

2. What is your nickname? Any classic “Hannah-(insert rhyme here)” joke you can possible think of

3. What is your zodiac sign? Leo

4. What is your favourite book series? Im not into a lot of books, but manga-wise, my favorite is Fruits Basket and Servamp

5. Do you believe in aliens or ghosts? Nope

6. Who is your favourite author? Dunno????

7. What is your favourite radio station? I don’t listen to the radio

8. What is your favourite flavour of anything? Usually anything chocolate or strawberry will be good

9. What word would you use often to describe something great or wonderful? “Awesome!” or “Nice!”

10. What is your current favourite song? Currently: “All Eyes on Me” by OR3O

11. What is your favourite word? ??? I dont think I have one

12. What was the last song you listened to? All Eyes on Me^^^^ XDDD

13. What TV show would you recommend for everybody to watch? Fullmetal Alchemist, Servamp, Ouran High School Host Club, Durarara!!, among many others

14. What is your favourite movie to watch when you’re feeling down? Servamp or Ouran

15. Do you play video games? Ahhhh sometimes

16. What is your biggest fear? Being alone or unhappy the rest of my life

17. What is your best quality, in your opinion? Uhhhhhh???

18. What is your worst quality, in your opinion? My attachment and dependence on other people

19. Do you like cats or dogs better? Cats

20. What is your favourite season? Winter/Spring

21. Are you in a relationship? No

22. What is something you miss from your childhood? Having no responsibilities and being carefree about a lot of things

23. Who is your best friend? Asia, Honour, Emily, Briana

24. What is your eye colour? Brown

25. What is your hair colour? Naturally dirty blonde/light brown, but dyed Auburn Red

26. Who is someone you love? All my friends mentioned above

27. Who is someone you trust? All my friends mentioned above

28. Who is someone you think about often? All my friends mentioned above

29. Are you currently excited about/for something? Anime Expo and my 21st bday

30. What is your biggest obsession? When am I not obsessed with anime

31. What was your favourite TV show as a child? Depends on how young. As a kid, i watched a lot of Nickelodeon and Cartoon Network (so think early 2000s cartoons) and Sonic X and Xialolin Showdown too!

32. Who of the opposite gender can you tell anything to, if anyone? My friend Nick

33. Are you superstitious? Not really

34. Do you have any unusual phobias? I’m afraid of a lot of things lol

35. Do you prefer to be in front of the camera or behind it? I enjoy being in front of the camera if I look good

36. What is your favourite hobby? Drawing, singing to myself, and video editing

37. What was the last book you read? Don’t remember

38. What was the last movie you watched? Don’t remember

39. What musical instruments do you play, if any? Used to play piano. Not much now

40. What is your favourite animal? Cheetahs and Sloths

41. What are your top 5 favourite Tumblr blogs that you follow? All my friends mentioned above (crazyanime3, karmakitty, sleepyem1, and mermaibee)

42. What superpower do you wish you had? Invisibility or Flying

43. When and where do you feel most at peace? In my room late at night

44. What makes you smile? My friends, anime, good music, good art, my ocs, my OTPs

45. What sports do you play, if any? I used to play softball in high school

46. What is your favourite drink? Peppermint White Mocha, Caramel Macchiato, and Dr. Pepper

47. When was the last time you wrote a hand-written letter or note to somebody? Been years tbh

48. Are you afraid of heights? Im afraid of falling, but not of heights by themselves

49. What is your biggest pet peeve? Drivers who dont use their signals, when people say im a good “draw-er” (its not a word, people)

50. Have you ever been to a concert? Yeah a few

51. Are you vegan/vegetarian? NOPE

52. When you were little, what did you want to be when you grew up? A fashion designer

53. What fictional world would you like to live in? Durarara, Soul Eater, or Ouran I guess

54. What is something you worry about? A lot of things

55. Are you scared of the dark? Not really

56. Do you like to sing? Yes but im terrible at it

57. Have you ever skipped school? Only in college

58. What is your favourite place on the planet? I enjoy coffee shops and ramen shops

59. Where would you like to live? In Washington or Oregon

60. Do you have any pets? My family does, but none of them are mine. We have 3 dogs

61. Are you more of an early bird or a night owl? I prefer to be a night owl, but I can easily fuction in the morning, I just need to get enough sleep

62. Do you like sunrises or sunsets better? Sunsets

63. Do you know how to drive? Yup

64. Do you prefer earbuds or headphones? I like both. Headphones at home, earbuds in public

65. Have you ever had braces? No

66. What is your favoruite genre of music? Rock and Alternative

67. Who is your hero? Dunno

68. Do you read comic books? Yes

69. What makes you the most angry? Jerks and people who think they are better than/more entitled than others

70. Do you prefer to read on an electronic device or with a real book? Both depends on what it is, but typically real books.

71. What is your favourite subject in school? Art and Drama/Theater

72. Do you have any siblings? Yes

73. What was the last thing you bought? $250 worth of Servamp merch

74. How tall are you? 5′7-8″

75. Can you cook? Some things, but not really well

76. What are three things that you love? Friends, anime, affection/attention

77. What are three things that you hate? jerks, public speaking, gross food

78. Do you have more female friends or more male friends? Female

79. What is your sexual orientation? At this point, pretty bi I guess.

80. Where do you currently live? California

81. Who was the last person you texted? My friend Clover

82. When was the last time you cried? A week ago

83. Who is your favourite YouTuber? Game Grumps, The Anime Man, Kubz Scouts, YandereDev (if that counts)

84. Do you like to take selfies? Yes, but only with filters

85. What is your favourite app? Spotify/Tumblr

86. What is your relationship with your parent(s) like? Mostly okay when there is no conflict

87. What is your favourite foreign accent? British

88. What is a place that you’ve never been to, but you want to visit? Japan

89. What is your favourite number? 12

90. Can you juggle? No

91. Are you religious? I’m Christian

92. Do you find outer space of the deep ocean to be more interesting? Both are terrifying and I dont like to think about them

93. Do you consider yourself to be a daredevil? Nope

94. Are you allergic to anything? No

95. Can you curl your tongue? Yes

96. Can you wiggle your ears? No

97. How often do you admit that you were wrong about something? If I believe I am justified, then no, but I will almost always admit when I’m wrong

98. Do you prefer the forest or the beach? Beach

99. What is your favourite piece of advice that anyone has ever given you? "Keep going”

100. Are you a good liar? Depends

101. What is your Hogwarts House? I've never seen or read Harry Potter but I guess Hufflepuff?

102. Do you talk to yourself? Yeah, a lot

103. Are you an introvert or an extrovert? Depends on who Im around

104. Do you keep a journal/diary? Not really but sometimes i write out my vents if i need to

105. Do you believe in second chances? I give chance after chance after chance after chance

106. If you found a wallet full of money on the ground, what would you do? Turn it in

107. Do you believe that people are capable of change? Yes if they are willing to

108. Are you ticklish? Yes, very

109. Have you ever been on a plane? Many times

110. Do you have any piercings? Just my ears.

111. What fictional character do you wish was real? Snow Lily and Sakuya from Servamp or Mikorin from GSNK

112. Do you have any tattoos? No

113. What is the best decision that you’ve made in your life so far? Joining SL Discord

114. Do you believe in karma? Not really, no

115. Do you wear glasses or contacts? Both

116. Do you want children? Yes, lots!

117. Who is the smartest person you know? I know a lot of smart people

118. What is your most embarrassing memory? Cringey weeaboo middle school me

119. Have you ever pulled an all-nighter? A few times

120. What colour are most of you clothes? Black and red

121. Do you like adventures? Depends

122. Have you ever been on TV? No

123. How old are you? 20

124. What is your favourite quote? Cant think of one

125. Do you prefer sweet or savoury foods? Definitely sweet

-collapses- That took way longer than I expected. Ive got a few more on the way too. Thanks for reading!

I tag: @kavourikarma , @sleepyem1 , @mermaibee , @chubbychicken1412

#about me #tagged

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puraiuddo · 8 years ago

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50 to 120 for the question thingy

Omgggg yay! Thanks!

50. What was the colour of the last hoodie you wore? Black

51. Ever wished you were someone else? Nope. I mean obviously I wish I was sometimes in someone else’s shoes, like in terms of circumstances, but I never wished I were actually them.

52. One thing you wish you could change about yourself?The first thing that came to mind was my complexion, but not being depressed or anxious would be chill too

53. Favourite makeup brand? UH well I haven’t used very many so out of like the 2 brands I remember using, probably France Laure

54. Favourite store? Rue 21

55. Favourite blog? the-pallid-king.... i check it way too often and am way to obsessed it’s a pROBLEM

56. Favourite colour? Dark red

57. Favourite food? Chocolate of course

58. Last thing you ate? Coconut meringue pie :P

59. First thing you ate this morning? Cocoa crispies

60. Ever won a competition? For what? Ummmm probably?? Uh idk, but I’m sure Ive won something at some point. c’:

61. Been suspended/expelled? For what? Nope

62. Been arrested? For what? Nope

63. Ever been in love?Ummm... idk??? I don’t really know what would qualify, yanno?? I’ve loved people of course, but I honestly donno if I’ve ever been in love.

64. Tell us the story of your first kiss? 5ever alone

65. Are you hungry right now? Yup

66. Do you like your tumblr friends more than your real friends?

Nope

67. Facebook or Twitter? Facebook. I am much too wordy for twitter

68. Twitter or Tumblr? Tumblr

69. Are you watching tv right now?Yup

70. Names of your bestfriends? Kat, Katherine, Toby, Emily, Jessie, Haley, Jenna

71. Craving something? What? Chocolate. As always.

72. What colour are your towels? Pink and gray

72. How many pillows do you sleep with? Depends. At least 3.

73. Do you sleep with stuffed animals? Nope

74. How many stuffed animals do you think you have? Upwards of 50

75. Favourite animal? Cheetah

76. What colour is your underwear? White & blue (I had to check lmao)

77. Chocolate or Vanilla? Chocolate. Not even a question.

78. Favourite ice cream flavour? Errrrrr... it depends entirely on my mood. But I’m always a slut for Phish Food

79. What colour shirt are you wearing? Black

80. What colour pants? Grey

81. Favourite tv show? Game of Thrones

82. Favourite movie? Naussica and the Valley of the Wind

83. Mean Girls or Mean Girls 2?Never seen Mean Girls 2

84. Mean Girls or 21 Jump Street? Never seen Jump Street

85. Favourite character from Mean Girls? The goth girl

86. Favourite character from Finding Nemo? I don’t really have one, honestly

87. First person you talked to today?I really donno. I am not actually conscious in the morning.

88. Last person you talked to today? My cousin

89. Name a person you hate?

Trump

90. Name a person you love?

All my friends

91. Is there anyone you want to punch in the face right now?

Also Trump

92. In a fight with someone?

Not at this very moment no.

93. How many sweatpants do you have?

Uhhh... 2?

94. How many sweaters/hoodies do you have?

Too many to count

95. Last movie you watched? I’m currently watching Age of Ultron

96. Favourite actress? Idk. I love so many.

97. Favourite actor? tie between Chris Evans & RDJ

98. Do you tan a lot? Yup

99. Have any pets? Yup~ a dog. sorta 2 cats?

100. How are you feeling? Meh

101. Do you type fast? Yup

102. Do you regret anything from your past? Oh definitely

103. Can you spell well? Absolutely not

104. Do you miss anyone from your past? Not really

105. Ever been to a bonfire party? Yeah

106. Ever broken someone’s heart? I don’t know...

107. Have you ever been on a horse? Nope

108. What should you be doing? Maybe looking for a job?? But aside from that I really don’t have anything to do

109. Is something irritating you right now? My skin >:/

110. Have you ever liked someone so much it hurt? Oooooohhhh yeahhhhh

111. Do you have trust issues? Hell yeah

112. Who was the last person you cried in front of? I have no idea. I typically cry by myself??

113. What was your childhood nickname? Mostly everyone just called me by my full name

114. Have you ever been out of your province/state? Of course

115. Do you play the Wii? I fucking love the Wii

116. Are you listening to music right now? Nope

117. Do you like chicken noodle soup? I’m picky about it, but if it’s quality yeah

118. Do you like Chinese food? Fuck yes

119. Favourite book? Probably the first Malazan book (don’t tell Shadow)

120. Are you afraid of the dark?Not really?? But like occasionally when I’m particularly anxious.

#purs ask #thanks anon!!#about purs #Anonymous

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americasferrera · 8 years ago

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1-100? Pls and thank you so I'm so annoying. I love you 💗💗

you’re definitely superrr annoying. i love you too 💗

The meaning behind my url: im in love w laura hollis and i want to give her all the hugs

A picture of me: im ugly so no

How many tattoos i have and what they are: im 10 pls

Last time i cried and why: bc i hate myself lmao

Piercings i have: regular ear piercing only

Favorite band: red hot chili peppers!!!

Biggest turn offs: how bout i dont answer this

Top 5 (insert subject): you didnt insert anything so i’m gonna make my own rules and say top 5 ships. 1. Karmy 2. Vauseman 3. Hollstein 4. Rilaya 5. Bechloe

Tattoos i want: i want one similar to katie stevens’

Biggest turn ons: im not answering this here but literally ask me in private and ill tell u if u actually wanna know smh

Age: almost 15

Ideas of a perfect date: idk man ive never been on one

Life goal: make as many people happy as possible

Piercings i want: a cartilage one

Relationship status: taken by a nerd

Favorite movie: i have a lot. the princess diares or phantom of the opera ig.

A fact about my life: i was on the local news once in second grade so im basically rlly famous

Phobia: so many. crossing the street, heights, failure.

Middle name: mckenzie !!

Height: 5′1″

Are you a virgin? ummm im not even 15 so yeah lol i am

What’s your shoe size? like 10/11

What’s your sexual orientation? your neighboorhood bisexual ;)

Do you smoke, drink, or take any drugs? no, only perscriptions

Someone you miss: my cat shes in the living room ):

What’s one thing you regret? this one thing.

First celebrity you think of when someone says attractive: laura prepon my looooord

Favorite ice cream? vanilla or chocolate im a basic bitch

One insecurity: my personality as a whole

What my last text message says: it’s a meme

Have you ever taken a picture naked? look,,,,

Have you ever painted your room? mhm

Have you ever kissed a member of the same sex? yesss

Have you ever slept naked? tmi but yes

Have you ever danced in front of your mirror? maybe,,,

Have you ever had a crush? yes

Have you ever been dumped? no

Have you ever stole money from a friend? no wtf

Have you ever gotten in a car with people you just met? um no

Have you ever been in a fist fight? i would get beaten up no

Have you ever snuck out of your house? yeah only once

Have you ever had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back? like real, true feelings? no

Have you ever been arrested? obviously tons of times ofc

Have you ever made out with a stranger? nope

Have you ever met up with a member of the opposite sex somewhere? no

Have you ever left your house without telling your parents? yeah, like i said only once.

Have you ever had a crush on your neighbor? fuck you…yes

Have you ever ditched school to do something more fun? yes lol i hate school so fucking much

Have you ever slept in a bed with a member of the same sex? i mean when i was little with a friend lol

Have you ever seen someone die? no

Have you ever been on a plane? nah im too poor for that lmao

Have you ever kissed a picture? i dont think so

Have you ever slept in until 3? honey ive slept until like 6pm

Have you ever love someone or miss someone right now? what

Have you ever laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by? mhmmm i luv it sm

Have you ever made a snow angel? i live in fucking south texas no

Have you ever played dress up? all the time!!

Have you ever cheated while playing a game? umm….

Have you ever been lonely? yes ??

Have you ever fallen asleep at work/school? i think school like one or two times

Have you ever been to a club? oh yeah totally i love clubbing

Have you ever felt an earthquake? no

Have you ever touched a snake? like once i luv snakes!!!

Have you ever ran a red light? this implies me driving, which i never wanna fucking do. but even if i did i wouldnt break the rules so.

Have you ever been suspended from school? no !!!

Have you ever had detention? no i would kms if i did

Have you ever been in a car accident? no thank goodness

Have you ever hated the way you look? all the time!!

Have you ever witnessed a crime? this one time when a certain s o m e o n e told me they didnt like cheetah girls…i was so appalled.

Have you ever pole danced? nah

Have you ever been lost? in all senses of the word, yes

Have you ever been to the opposite side of the country? ive ever been outside of my state smh

Have you ever felt like dying? aka my life??

Have you ever cried yourself to sleep? l o l yeah

Have you ever sang karaoke? ummm heck yeah?? obvi

Have you ever done something you told yourself you wouldn’t? yeah :/

Have you ever laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? no god blesssss but i totally would be the person to do that.

Have you ever slept with someone at least 5 years older or younger? im a child of god pls

Have you ever kissed in the rain? no i hate the rain ):

Have you ever sang in the shower? lmao yes do u know who ur talking to

Have you ever made out in a park? no

Have you ever dream that you married someone? i think so yeah

Have you ever glued your hand to something? i remember in like 7th grade i glued me and my friends fingers together it was hell

Have you ever got your tongue stuck to a flag pole? no

Have you ever ever gone to school partially naked? ummm like what does “partially naked” mean

Have you ever been a cheerleader? no

Have you ever sat on a roof top? uhhh no im not ab to die

Have you ever brush your teeth? ?????? yes ??????

Have you ever ever too scared to watch scary movies alone? my life lmao im a baby plus i honestly just dont like scary movies

Have you ever played chicken? we had a game in choir called chicken? is that it? or is this like some other game idk

Have you ever been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? no and if i was i would probably cry lmao i cant swim

Have you ever been told you’re hot by a complete stranger? ummm no lol have you seen me my face be lookin like cassandra from dw

Have you ever broken a bone? surprisingly no but im v clumsy

Have you ever been easily amused? 25/8

Have you ever laughed so hard you cried? yeah like literally every day mainly im awful and laugh at like everything

Have you ever mooned/flashed someone? noooooooo

Have you ever cheated on a test? ummmmm

Have you ever forgotten someone’s name? yes ):

Have you ever met someone who didn’t seem real? yes

Have you ever give us one thing about you that no one knows. okay a lot of my friends know this bc i told them but here’s a random fact: one time i was on my teacher’s personal laptop bc i needed find some poems for competition, and i typed in “p o” and the first fucking thing that pops up in the google reccomendations is pornhub like that means he gets on it frequently fuck my life it was in the middle of class and i wanted to kms

k thx 4 the ask bye

#lmao #hh #ask #yearofthesins #ignore #about me #ask meme

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100 questions

100 Questions

1. Are you young at heart, or an old soul? middle

2. What makes someone a best friend? Funny, caring, someone who makes you happy and good taste in things

3. What Christmas (or Hanukkah) present do you remember the most? Xbox 360

4. Tell me about a movie/song/tv show/play/book that has changed your life. . Ghostbusters(2016) and Scream tv cause they have shown me how fuckin gay as fuck i am

5. Name one physical feature that you like about yourself, and one you dislike. Eyes and weight

6. Would you like to reconnect with any friends you’ve lost contact with? yes

7. What’s more important in a relationship: physical attraction or emotional connection? . emotional

8. Name a movie that you knew would be terrible just from reading the title. Justin Bieber : Never Say Never

9. What holiday do you most look forward to? . Halloween

10. How is the relationship between you and your parents? My dad can be a dick and unsupportive but he tries

11. You’ve got the TV on, but you’re not really watching. What channel is the TV on? Sports

12. Name a song that never fails to make you happy. Debarge -Rhythm of the night (Im trash )

13. You know at least one person named Michael. Tell me about him. Curly haired and knew him in year 8

14. Have you ever read the “missed connections” on Craigslist? Have you ever posted one, or wanted to? ???

15. If you could pick anywhere to live the rest of your life, where would it be? JAPAN

16. Can money buy happiness? Nope but it can buy food and does that count

17. Do you drink? Smoke? Do drugsWhy, or why not? nope because 420 no blaze it

18. Is there anyone close to you that you know you can’t trust? You don’t have to give names. . Yes

19. Where was your favorite place to go when you were a little kid? BREWSTER FUCKIN BEARS

20. Have you ever spent a night in the hospital? . nearly

21. Do you enjoy being with only one or two friends, or with a large group of people? one or two

22. Do you like the type of music your parents listen to? Do your parents like the type of music you listen to? meh and nope

23. Have you ever been bullied? Yes

24. If you could only eat one thing for the rest of your life, what would it be? chicken

25. If your partner wanted to wait until marriage before having sex, would you stay in that relationship? yes

26. Do you believe in a god? nope tbh

27. Of all the social networks in the world, why use Tumblr? because its fun as shit

28. What’s your favorite Tumblr tag to track? #HOLTZMANN

29. Would you call yourself/your family “middle class?” Mehhh

30. Name a TV series you didn’t enjoy until after it ended. Telletubbies, that shit scared me

31. Have you ever bought a product from an infomercial? nope

32. If you could give up your car and never have to drive again, would you? nah

33. If you go back to one point in time to give advice to yourself, when would you go and what would you say? back to the end of 2015 and tell myself to not run into that wall

34. What’s your “quirkiest” habit? a few

35. What is “normal?” Are you normal? nope lmao

36. Someone close to you is dying. You have the choice to let this person live for 10 more years, but if you do, you cause the death of 10 strangers. You don’t have to see them die. Do you take the offer? Yes because I cant afford to lose another family member, plus those 10 people could be evil and plus many people are dying in a second anyway

37. What is one thing you could never forgive? A person

38. Would you rather be in a relationship after the honeymoon period ends, or be single? relationship

39. Is it possible for guys and girls to be just friends? yes

40. Where do you and your friends go to hang out? i stay at home alone so lmao

41. Write the first paragraph of your obituary. This person was in love with many things and the poor bastard could never get a date rip

42. What is the best TV theme song ever? HERE I AM ONCE AGAIN FEELING LOST BUT NOW AND THEN I BREATHE IT IN TO LET IT GO AND YOU DONT KNOW WHERE YOU ARE NOW

43. When you were young, what would you dream you would be when you grew up? A juggler

44. When you’re alone in your own home, do you walk around naked? fuck no

45. What gets you out of bed in the morning? food

46. Do you want to have more friends than you have right now? no

47. What part of the past year sticks out in your mind? February

48. You win a scratch-off lottery game that gives you $2000 a week (after taxes) for the rest of your life. Do you keep your job? yes EXTRA MONEY BOIISS

49. Could you be in a long-distance relationship? If you’re in one, what makes yours work? I think so

50. What’s the best route to your heart? . kindness

51. Have you ever met someone through the internet, then met them in real life?. No unfortunately

52. What is your favorite sport? ping pong ;lol

53. What has been troubling you lately? . my problems ahahah

54. Did you enjoy your high school prom? not been yet

55. What do you use more often: your intuition or logical reasoning? logical

56. Do you know what makes you happy? Ahemm..... kate mckinnon and bex taylor-klaus

57. Tell me about the last book you read. SERIAL KILLERS

58. What is the nicest compliment you’ve ever been given? hair looks nice

59. Who was your first crush? Either Misty from Pokemon or the blonde cheetah girl

60. Do you believe that there is life on other planets? probso

61. Predict what your life will look like a year from now. dissapointing

62. Often, people will ask how your last relationship ended. I want to know how it began. lmao ive never been in one

63. Where is your favorite place to go out and eat? mcdonaaaaaaaaaaaaalds

64. What is something you want to change about your current situation? Singleness lmao

65. Early bird or night owl? night owl m8

66. Are there any childhood possessions you still hold on to? idk

67. Give me an unpopular opinion you have. . i dont like naudrey

68. What was the last song that was stuck in your head? Blue Ocean Floor - Justin Timberlake

69. Where do you live? YORKSHIRE

70. Do you believe in giving kids medals and trophies for participation? Mhm

71. What was the longest car ride you’ve ever taken? to bognor reigis

72. Have you ever taken part in a protest? not yet

73. Would you ever use an online dating service? merh

74. What is your ethnic heritage? Atheist

75. Describe a person that inspires you. Many people

76. If you earn minimum wage doing what you love, would you? Sure

77. Do you believe in luck? meh

78. Describe the last time you were very angry at someone. When they said I dont resemble Pidge smh

79. Do you want to live until you’re 100? kinda

80. Do people change? If so, how do you keep a relationship together when both of you start to change? no idea

81. Have you ever risked a friendship by telling someone you liked them? yes

82. Would you rather be alone doing something you enjoy, or doing something you don’t like with your best friends? enjoy

83. Do you practice what you preach? nope

84. If you take precautions to stay safe, do you ultimately act more recklessly? yes

85. What do you value more in a significant other: Attractiveness or intelligence? .intelligence

86. Are you hard-headed? idk

87. Have you ever laughed uncontrollably when it was socially inappropriate? yup

88. When have you felt most alive? when i was born

89. Would you prefer to live? A city? The suburbs? The countryside? The mountains? mountains

90. Do you often skip breakfast? yes

91. How do you know what true love is? tbh no

92. Would you want to know the exact date and time you were going to die? no

93. Where is “home” for you? my room

94. What song best describes your life right now? any depressing one lmao

95. Do you want to be perfect? What have you never tried, but would really like to someday? nope

96. What’s holding you back? bed

97. How do you express your creativity? . no idea

98. Describe your neighborhood. smells of weed and cow shit

99. Name something you only liked because it was popular. Call of duty

100. Give me the story of your life in six words. Single, obsessing, tubby, sad, boring, gay

#questionares #questions #bored #lol #funny

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pocketxguitarist-blog · 6 years ago

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>> 5 things <<

fill in the categories with 5 things that your character can be identified by. repost, do not reblog.

Tagged by: No one. Snatched this from another muse. Tagging: Anyone interested can consider themselves tagged. It’s a lot of fun!

i. emotions/feelings

1. Gleeful, a giggle fit is right around the corner. 2. Catharsis gained through a perfected chord progression 3. Uncertainty. The future feels murkier than she’s used to 4. Love and admiration expressed through playful nicknames and unfiltered truths. 5. Smoke and Mirrors. Truth obscured by a smile.

ii. greetings

1. Professional, warm smile accompanied by a respectful bow or firm handshake, company dependent. 2. Warm, lingering hugs and kisses to cheeks that have long since lost their baby fat. Younger siblings grow up fast. Tokyo feels like galaxies away from Aomori when times are rough. 3. Feigned annoyance followed by a dramatic exasperated sigh, ‘Why the hell do I put up with you’ and ‘Stupid!’ are always paired up with an affectionate smirk soon after, and hands that pull them closer. (I’ve missed you. I love you. Stay.) 4. A grunt or a hum of acknowledgment, her eyes cannot bear the thought of lifting her gaze from the pages of her notebook. There is a melody clawing it’s way out of her chest. She needs to capture it, tame it, and make it something useful. Her pen is alive. Her words will come later. Take a seat. Maybe even grab a drink? This may take awhile. The muse is loud today and won’t stand for shared attention. 5. Her lips are on theirs before either of them can think. A brief moment of softness shared. Her arms wrap around their waist, and tighten their hold.

iii. colors

1. Pink (Cherry blossom) 2. Red (Roses, deep red for lips and nails) 3. Green (Home is where the heart is) 4. Blue (Ocean) 5. Black (leather, starless nights)

iv. scents

1. Gardenia 2. Fresh strawberries 3. Soil, Trees 4. Leather 5. Chili powder

v. clothing

1. Thigh highs: Lace top fishnets, vintage inspired tights, cutesy cat themed, and more. Signature black or colorful, complete with garter belt. 2. Well loved jean shorts. Worn all year around. 3. Comfy sweaters for the fall. 4. Feminine dresses for all occasions. 5. Cheetah print skinnies.

vi. objects

1. Signature trio of ‘Flying V’ guitars. Her babies. 2. Notebooks full of random thoughts, lyrics and melodies. 3. Lucky red boots that have seen her through debut as a teenager and her last stage. 4. Cellphone. Her connection to friends and family, both near and far. 5. Her grandmother’s ring. Kept in a safe place.

vii. vices/bad habits

1. Degradation (Kink) 2. Liquor (The harder the better) 3. Concealment of hardships (Weakness is not an options) 4. Restless spirit (Keep moving. Don’t stop.) 5. Skin picker/Nail bitter (Anxious habits)

viii. body language

1. Bright smiles and bright eyes, body ready for the next big thing! 2. Busy hands that show that they care. C’mere, lay your head in my lap. Let me take care of you. 3. Eyes closed, head thrown back, the vibration of her guitar against her belly. Ecstasy in the form of music. 4. Shoulders back, confident gaze, no one can tell her anything she hasn’t heard before. She’ll prove them wrong. Just as she has always done. 5. Nose scrunched in annoyance, pen twirling in her hand. Something isn’t right. Run that line again.

ix. aesthetics

1. Watching the snow come down thick from the window of her apartment, a mug of hot tea in her hand and content smile on her lips. Tokyo looks like home now. 2. Rowdy bars, off-key drunken singing, misjudged steps and close calls that end in fits of laughter, and glasses that never empty. Tomorrow she’ll be paying for it, but tonight—The night is young. Whiskey in a teacup in human form. 3. Black thigh highs, short skirts that barely cover much and boots that do nothing to add to her petite frame, but damn do they make her feel powerful. Underneath it all is her lingerie, her pride and joy. Worth every yen spent to feel this beautiful. 4. The ocean at night sounds angry and powerful. A stark contrast to the serene beauty that can be found during the day. Both are needed. Both are just as important. 5. The calming silence that can only be found on her balcony between 2 and 3 am. Just her, her thoughts, and maybe God?

#;deeper #((here's to hoping I got all the typos...))

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thenerveous-blog · 7 years ago

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i gotta feelin

So today felt like a very optimistic day, as if it felt like something was soon to fall in its rightful mend of time.

Today I woke up super anxious, and late in the morning/afternoonish part of the day - as usual. I woke up thinking that I really have to get a job and a life this is the year kid-ya gotta get a move on and just do something - ready to throw up with anxiety and the thought that there is so much I can do I am not sure what to do and thus I got a phonecall from my little bro asking if I could pick him and Ant, my older brother up at the dollar tree because Ant had locked his keys in his car... so moral of the story they got their keys, I didn’t pick them up and there is a lot of shitty communication in this fam - but I felt happy to get up and go and do something even as simple as driving to pick them up but it was like I needed something funnny/happy to happen for me at this moment because as I got home waiting for them after driving to the wrong place I was sitting in bed laughing about it and then BAM another phone call - from Natick and at first I didn’t want to answer becuase I had a pretty good idea of who it was from but in no way did I think it could be.. urban outfitters calling. ME?!? little ole me to give me a chance to try out and be put on the team permanently? and on a Night shift WHERE I SHINE IN THE NIGHT and where I can basically dress comfy.. chic. THE STARS HAVE COME CLOSE TO ALIGNING PEOPLE. SO obvi I said yes and felt happy... like this was happening I may finally be getting a job in clothing and a fun place and and what could be the start of my wonderful journey - starting.

Anyways so what ALSO happened today was that I learned some stuff about snowboarding and I thought the guy helping us was just sooo totalllly cute and I wanted to fist bump him and just chill around the store because it was just such good, crispy vibes and I realized fully that thats who I am thats the environment I belong in.. and I was in my polar bear thermal and grey joggers + matching popover, my new reeboks (insert heart eyes) my pink scarf AND my lax jacket - w no bra and my cheetah panties ;) IT WAS A MAGICAL TIME AND I REALLY GREW A L OT AS A PERSON IN THIS EXPERIENCE

ANOTHA ONE - I got a fortune cookie from min’s wok (rated 8/10.. nothing beats hibachi w yum yum sauce & sarku jap from the mall)

AND GUESSSSSS WHAT IT SAID... ok ok ill tell you it saiiiiiid:

Finding exotic uses for what others ignore will make your special fortune. LUCKY #2,4,19,55,30,29 LEARN CHINESE: Responsibility, Ze

And now i know these are all like bull shiat random quotes and whatever like blah blah ya oka buddy sureeee it will BUT UNDER THE CIRCUMSTANCES OF WHO I AM AND WHAT I BELIEVE IN ANNNNNNND THE STUFF THAT HAPPENED EARLIER - I couldnt help but just feel. really. good. about the future ugh - but of course i am pursuing everyday as the day comes at me and living it just taking chances on things with the knowing of the situation and of course hope and butterflies multiplying in my belly. Ugh, I just have good feelin in my guts and I just need to focus now. SIDE NOTE: MY DAD AND I PLAYED OUR LUCKY CHINESE NUMBERS ON POWERBALL AND MEGAMILLIONS, HOPIN WE WIN LIKE AT LEAST 10 BUCKS!! lol we were just being fun n stuff it was a good time convincing him even though I always have terrible ideas lol - stupid is as stupid does

ALSO BOBO called me and we reminisced on the Lasell Dad snowdays with jo and meg and the boys lax team and how we were never sober and ALWAYS braved the storm at least once for boomys, ugh miss LCDADS for real :/

And taty mentioned a house for rent near Lasell.... I’m just saying man today is a coincidental day for the books if Ive ever lived one (or maybe its just my ironical thinking I’m always doing).. (think about all of it doe..)

But yeah, today was a pretty crispy~ day

WITH LUV, momo

1.3.18

#january

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apsbicepstraining · 7 years ago

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Real Homemakers Of New Jersey Recap: Returning HGTV A Run For Their Money

Another weekend get, another occurrence of. Maybe thats why I dislike on this show so much It represents my ass having to wake up and go to work. Or maybe its because no ones hollered prostitution whore or been indicted of any misdemeanours this season. They really did give the bar a bit high-pitched. But whatever. This is what weve went. At least it got more exciting last week. Preserve it up, Jerseyans. And yes, thats what theyre called. I Googled it.

We kick shit off at Dolores house and continues to be revamping. I feel like this is going to be a season-long happening. D goes pissed because Frank decided to merely resurface the cabinets instead of gutting the whole kitchen. Why tf does your ex husband get a say in this? This is your fucking house. Your relationship, I guess.

D and Siggy head to Jacquelines house and Im gambling my resources of the fund theyre gonna talk about the semi-fight that went down between her and Tre last chapter. Disturbance of the fucking centuryIm right. What else is new?

Jacqueline rehashes the whole oppose in a singer thats almost as exasperating as Teresas, which is mind-blowing in and of itself. Bravo starts doing that act where they proceed from backward and forward between the families and between this and the shrieking expression and my glass of Whispering Angel, I find a migraine coming on. Thanks, Andy Cohen. Melissa is telling her caveman spouse that Jacqueline was out of path for trying to pit him against his own sister, and I agree. So theyre gonna get lunch to discuss.

Over at Teresas, shes still doing yoga. We fucking get wise already. Youre fit and Zen post-lockup. Side memorandum: Are those cheetah print sheets on their ruler couch? Jesus fucking Christ. I say this every episode but the Jersey-ness is reaching me nauseated. Back to the chapter Its a big day at the Giudice house. Tre gets to take her ankle bracelet off. Mazel tov! I couldnt relate to these beings less if I tried.

Its time for Jacqueline and Melissas lunch. Obstruct the drama coming. They dive right into it. I entail damn. Jacqueline is like screaming in this restaurant rn.

Jacqueline: I dont got to go to you to talk to your partner. Ima go straight to the source. Ive done so much for your family!

Have you? I dont really recollect, tbh. But thats not resounding any bells. Melissas exactly kinda like what-the fuck-ever. And thats all. Seemed real abrupt if you ask me, but this ros might be getting to my head.

I can tell were going to Siggys house because theres some Jewish marry music playing after a commercial shatter and Sigs is the only non-Italian Jew on this display. Subtle, Bravo. Sigs house is immaculate. Not even a hint of leopard. Can we just movie all of the incidents here instead of the rest of these gaudy-ass rooms? Her mothers been demonstrated and start talking about their heritage and Siggys bratty children. Ugh I forgot about them. The hires intimate Jewish traditions to deliver their own families back together. Its worth a shot I suppose.

At Jacquelines, Ashlee and her boyfriend are over for dinner. They talk about living together and the convo returns to marriage and pregnancy so naturally BF looks like hes about to fucking shaft. Jacqueline attracts him aside like its an episode of The Bachelor. He wants to take Jacqueline to help him pick out an engagement resound, which is sweet. Im glad Ashlee went her shit together. It was touch and go there for a bit while. You did it!

Melissa and Joe Gorga head to Tres for dinner. Teresa says she wants an edamamelike, one singular edamame? Returns out, she intends an enema. LOL. Words are hard. Theyre there for about two fucking seconds before we start talking back the Teresa and Jacqueline argument. Goddamn, yall are some petty bitches. Move on. It wasnt even a big deal. There are much bigger things to worry about. Such as going to prison and shit.

Meanwhile, Dolores is still renovating her home. Since when did this become HGTV? Frank shows up, and I feel like D hangs out with her ex a lot more than whats ordinary. I get it. They have minors. But like, does he have a fucking dwelling? Hes literally always there. But fine. Dolores wants to knock cold a wall, which, after hours of watching this afternoon, I fully support. It certainly opens up the room. Frank tones a bitch fit for a sec because thats gonna get expensive, but then caves. That a path, D.

Siggy took her parents advice and emcees Kiddish at her house in is making an effort to constitute her kids less asshole-y. Ive got high hopes, but low-toned expectations.

Zen Tre ends shes also Dr. Tre and hosts a care conference where everyone in the fam writes down their love. This ought to be good. I cant imagine Joe is too good with texts, but I dont wanna stereotype. It backfires when Milania puts her parents on blast.

Milania : I dont like it when my dad announces me fat, specially since hes fat af too. Mom doesnt get me. She never listens to me because shes ever on her phone.

Damn. Parents of the fucking time over here. Youd conclude after being away from your girls for a year, youd wanna coldnes with them. But like, I bet you missed Twitter very, so I get it. Gia pretty much says the same shit, except “shes been” tells her mama she overreacts, to which, Teresa shockingly overreacts.

Were back at Siggys and, despite Kiddish, her girls are still little shits. Cast them down to Georgia, Sigs. An hour with my grandparents and theyll be fucking angels.

Its Milanias bday so in true Jersey fashion, they get a pink Hummer limo. They go to this residence announced iFly where gust gusts acquire you pilot or something. Idk. I dont enjoy any kind of physical pleasure besides wine tastings, so it consider this to be my worst fucking nightmare, but the girls look like theyre having fun. Teresas phone is nowhere in sight, for the record.

Jacqueline and BF travel echoing store and have a really emotional discussion. Couldnt yall have done this in the car on the way over instead of in the actual accumulate? No? Okay. We get a montage to seeing how cruel Ashlee was as a teen. Ahhh, the very best ole days.

Were back at iFly, and Milania is talking about her 11 th bday and Joe starts to rip up because he wont be there. This actually realizes me so sad. I mean, hes supposed to be in prison for like four years. Thats a long fucking time when you have young children. Damn it. Im hollering again. Is it precisely me or is this franchise way sadder than the other Housewives?

But why stop there? Makes check in on Dolores croaking puppy while were at it. Bethenny must be free to get in with the Jersey ladies so I can chuckle a little. We gotta lighten this shit up. Lastly the sadness discontinues because Sigs and Jacqueline come over to do some demo. Its probs a good way for them to get out some of that Jersey anger. D gets a entitle from Maz, whos still pissed because she is still not going to work at their piece of shit gym. I dont think she gets how positions extend, but what do I know?

Melissa and Tre are having some tea and is about to change Sigs, D, and Melissa have been scheduling a girls weekend. Fuck. Yes. Girls weekends= wine-coloured and arguings. Teresas on the fence but not really because shes contractually obliged to go to this shit so she agrees. Whats the over/ under on how many times well ensure Teresa doing downward bird-dog and other fitness shit this trip-up?

The next day, Teresa goes her book in the mail. She speaks the dedication she wrote to her daughters while lying on her leopard membranes. We get it, Tre. You love your daughters. Just not as much as your phone.

Her and Joe then start talking about the disagreement with Jacqueline again, and would you look at that? My bottle of wine-coloured is drain right as the escapade objective. Until next week

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