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Hello current Hyperfixation October that means it is whumptober time. Plus I am not confident enough yet with how the characters speak or the names to write. And also my fav identity reveals
So in some scrapped plot Airplane-Shooting-towards-the-sky about a Mirror that showed your soulmate. It was from a younger time where he humored the idea of Bing-ge getting a one true love.
Fast forward and his Anti-fan has bent his protagonist and they are currently on permanent honeymoon.
Binghe is for once is unstuck from his Husband and sent to go check on ancient treasures from some vault or something and he sees a mirror.
Idk how he knows the legend enough what the mirror is about. So he doesnāt have an issue picking it up knowing in his heart it is his beloved Shi- it isnāt Shen Quingqui that stares back at him.
Slash cut!
Luo Binghe is quite when he contemplates and even sticker then usual but not really talking much. So obviously that is suspicious and worrying as fuck.
Shen Quingqui canāt even tease him! He is too worried! Thin face be damned! Shen Quingqui is full mom fussing! Wife fussing! That kind of fussing you get when the person you love is silent!! There isnāt tears! There is no anxiety! No scheme of foreboding feeling!!
No his husband is just smiling sadly and staring into middle space looking thoughtful.
Shen Quingqui just keep promising he is there for Binghe. Binghe just smiles and kisses him.
Now I will fight- Luo Binghe is in that struggling middle ground of Abandonment and self loathing.
A storm of thoughts because he does not care- he loves Shen Quingqui and that is never going to change- but no that means his husband has someone else- and he worries if he is being selfish. Shen Quingqui has a soulmate that isnāt Binghe and what if he wanted to meet them? Binghe knows he canāt share and he wants them dead- but how can he deprive his love?
Shen Quingqui told Luo Binghe he would wait for Binghe to tell him.
He also shook down a few demons to learn about the Mirror, then Shang to know more.
Soon we have two sad husbands just pressed close huddled so close Shen Quingqui canāt even fight why he is doing it. He needs his husband. They barely seperate, go through their routines with smiles masking and I need you to know- they are on the same page of the exact same book but refuse to look up and realize that.
Same copy paste thoughts- why did he think his stallion protagonist husband would have him as a soulmate- he wants Binghe to be able to meet them, he wants to know- no it is purely fodder and added to his pile of comforts he can provide to his husband that he will stay with him! Oh he is the scum villian why should he Etc etc
But they are both just saying things they love about each other- better of SQQ starts it.
They need it.
Of course the mirror is a quiet covered thing sitting on their table. The brilliant top student Luo Binghe of course realizes Shizun figured it out and knew what it was. So he just quietly put it there one day. A quiet statement.
Binghe comes in one day and Shen Quingqui had an impulse and was going to use it just to get it over with. Not knowing when Binghe knew and it tore him up- his dumb gay ass was going to feel it too so he can comfort his husband.
So Binghe comes it to his husband just staring confused and relief.
It tears at him on the inside- Binghe feels like he is stabbed again- and Shen Quingqui looks up confused and down that the Mirror.
āShizun donāt-ā
āI see you?ā
Donāt get Shen Quingqui wrong! His husband is almost tripping over himself to see- but Shen Quingqui sees Binghe staring back at him. Which- first there is an old fanboy hater in him that is preening seeing Binghe stare back- but who the fuck is Binghe seeing if not him! Who the fuck?! When Binghe is on his shoulder looking at the mirror-
And Shen Quingqui is half way through his angry bitching about who the fuck his husband reflecting?! And Roasting him- he realizes with embarrassment he will never admit- it is more the context clues of the outfit (an old worn loved outfit of his he would wear when he would have to go out - but modern clothes) and Modern styled hair. Short and -
It takes him a moment to realize it is him- and longer to recognize his own face- old face?
There is Shen Yuan staring in the same awe and confusion.
Shen Quingqui ends up hysterically laughing and sobbing. Dragging Binghe into a kiss.
(Eventually he ends up explaining it is his face and then Binghe is glued to the mirror so he can compliment his husband again! With new loving compliments! Suddenly this face is the face of someone who saved him! Who loves him! Who came for him from another world! This face is all for him and only him!!! (Aka he is better now and swooning for Shen Yuan))
I know I just wrote the thing- but if anyone ends up getting inspired- all I ask in payment is a link- pls- this is my Starbucks order actually-
#hi call me Ma i am a menace when it comes to Soulmate aus#i am a menace and like to make things angsty too#i tormented my friend#luo binghe#shen qingqiu#bingqui#svsss#I ramble a lot#also my high kicked in half way through the post#so#yeah
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another part of an ask request . I was taken with such vivid imagery of Michael eating a Leitner, despite that absolutely not being a thing it probably can do. I don't care, he's eating that book
#art#my art#fanart#comic#tma#the magnus archives#tma fanart#michael distortion#tma micheal distortion#gerard keay#gerry keay#tma gerard keay#this isnt really ship art but you can reaf it however you like#i just think its funny to torment gerry with distortion michael#like. what if they were friends???
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it just so happens that today, April 13th, a young man is banging out the tunes
#neil banging out the tunes#homestuck#my friends are tormenting me and I will torment them#I have never read the beast and likely never will but I wish everyone else a happy day regardless of what you celebrate#self
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i feel like people are sleeping on the occam's razor situation of how buckwild it is to outright accuse a guy of being a clone of your friend even if you DO have a lot of circumstantial evidence. there's other options is what im saying. they could just be like. a guy. that's a sensible deduction. you should explore that deduction. ignore my shirt that reads I <3 RED HERRINGS.
i still think odile has the correct theory on lock but she's smart enough to know it needs like... a real smoking gun to be able to bring it up without sounding insane.
anyway. (mirabelle voice) i know its rude to speculate but has anyone else noticed the grieving? they seem to be grieving. does anyone have any thoughts on the grieving? i have some thoughts on the grieving.
#[isabeau voice] am i insane or does sometimes loop talk like they might have killed their whole family. is that just me? just checking.#nille design highly inspired by @kiwibrain's since its the one that imprinted in my mind. liberties taken since i didnt look @ reference#anyway i have a lot more thoughts on this? i guess ill hide them in the tags...? scroll down i suppose.#isat#in stars and time#isat spoilers#in stars and time spoilers#isat act 6 spoilers#isat loop#isat siffrin#isat bonnie#isat nille#isat fanart#in stars and time fanart#doodlebyte#----------------------------------------------------------------------#anyway the extra thoughts. are literally just my general thoughts on postcanon. (and thus are the context for all of my postcanon doodles!)#which is i think nille joins the party before loop reappears for a start (either from a period of nonexistence or just wandering around)#and that like. i think the party should be able to integrate loop as a completely new person. because they are! the secrecy isn't great but#They and Siffrin shuffle into different ecological niches in the party (eg. i think sif is more squeamish after it all but loop isnt)#and while it's not *exactly* what Loop wanted they get that beggars can't be choosers. and its pretty good#(i am glossing over how i think loop's reappearence drags both them and siffrin into a massive behavioural backslide and is likely a bit#distressing to watch go down. cycle of argument -> lovebombing -> normalcy -> repeat. etc etc. but since they are no longer literally#stewing in the worst pressure cooker of all time they do resolve it via productive conversation on their own time. its fine)#the party well-meaningly tries to deduce things from loop's vagueries and are able to pin down the DEAD FAMILY vibe pretty quickly.#but eventually the question of their prior identity falls by the wayside because well! they're just their friend loop! (also change belief)#as for how The Truth Come Out... this is what i mean by The Isabeau Torment Nexus(tm). which is that i think... isiloop should almost occur#BEFORE isabeau knows who loop is. he's just genuinely charmed by them eventually and tries to close the open end of the polycule#which FREAKS LOOP THE FUCK OUT because thats just too genuinely sick and wrong. and obviously w emotions high its not a great confrontation#ANYWAY told u i had more thoughts. if i were normal itd be a text post but.
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i realize i never posted these boys
these are my boys for my restaurant AU: "Have You Eaten?"
the basic premise is this: Y/N works a stressful job where keeping up appearances is paramount. They often treat their clients to a meal at their favourite restaurant, run by the DCA boysāthe nutrition-conscious chef Sun, the sweet and friendly chef Moon, and the charming front of house Eclipse. Y/N always orders something small and light so they can focus on talking with their client and maintaining appearancesānothing too large, nothing messy, nothing indulgent. Then after the meal, they walk their client to their car and they wait for their client to leave. Secretly, Y/N is a glutton. Once their client leaves, they hurry back to the restaurant, where their true meal is hot and ready for them.
Eclipse: Welcome back, Starlight! Ready for your second course?
Moon: Do you wanna skip straight to dessert? I tried a new recipe for donuts!
Sun: No. The hour is late, you should have something simple and adequately filling before bed.
Eclipse: Or... maybe you're interested in something "off the menu?"
they're a silly bunch (:
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the title is "Have You Eaten?" which is a common greeting in multiple languages. There's something warm about being greeted with this check-in to make sure you that have taken care of your body.
the restaurant is mostly based on a Hong Kong style cafe (a cha chaan teng) but the specials change often and often branch into other types of dishes and cuisines, because the boys like to experiment with new recipes.
Eclipse does have 4 arms, but he usually hides his second pair away because he's found it disturbed customers.
they can eat as an alternative method of recharging, and they can turn off their taste buds. Sun in particular has a bad habit of eating food scraps.
the DCA's relationship with each other is... complicated? They don't exactly like each other but are forced by their code to remain within a certain distance to each other. So they begrudgingly work and live together and cause trouble for each other's lives.
despite having separate bodies, their code forces them to stay within a certain radius (1515 feet, or the approximate distance between the 2 furthest points of the Mega Pizzaplex). They wear clip-on earrings to extend the range whenever they need extra space (usually Eclipse, hence why he has so many).
Eclipse is the oldestāhe was built first for the theatre. Many years later, Eclipse was moved to the daycare to entertain children. But since they were short-staffed, Sun and Moon were built using Eclipse's code to help him at the daycare.
their pizzaplex was left to ruin and the three of them got out and were picked up by an old chef, who took them in and taught them everything he knows before leaving his restaurant to them and passing away.
i would like to write something for this AU. The main story still needs some work, but I have a lot of little drabble ideas that I might write. Or maybe it will be an AU full of drabbles. That's a possibility too. Although I would like to explore stories with other y/ns, like one who is a picky eater, one who has a lot of food allergies, etc.
also head's up: innuendos. innuendos everywhere. (most of which are Eclipse's fault)
#fnaf sun#fnaf moon#fnaf eclipse#fnaf dca#dca fandom#Have You Eaten? AU#Sun Have You Eaten? AU#Moon Have You Eaten? AU#Eclipse Have You Eaten? AU#crab art#bright colours#traditional art#these guys are SO fun#it started off with a silly little idea#and then i shared the idea with friends#and RPing helped me figure out their characters SO much#like#starriegalaxy and vacantfields are responsible for the way Eclipse turned out#Eclipse was born for me to torment my friends with (:
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#has anyone done this yet#sonic prime#sonic prime season 3#sonic prime spoilers#kinda?#shadow the hedgehog#sonic prime s3#sonic prime season three#sonic prime shadow#sonadow#<- I meanā¦ if you want š#already tormented (/lh/j) my friend and my sister with this so here you go š«³#sonadow prime
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Trans Curly headcanons are fascinating to me cause likeā¦ Jimmy would resent him more for it.
Masculinity is a weird underlying thing in their dynamic where Jimmy feels inferior to Curly about not only their job positions but roles in life. The idea that Curly is the better man who also made himself such would be such a blow to Jimmyās already fragile and unstable ego. Like itās not just that heās just transphobic, he hates Curlyās ability to craft himself into what he wants to be successfully, it not about Curly being afab but Curly still being the better man.
But then he wouldnāt get the self image issues one can face, feeling like an imposter in a space you wanted to be in or even scared to be there. Heād just think Curly always gets what he desires and thinks nothing of it like he always has.
#also like it would be horrifying post crash cause like the implications and themes in the game I wonāt get into rn#but this was inspired but a cute ish fic where Anya gave Curly his T shot cause like thatās just cute#and then itās sad cause maybe Iām thinking Curly didnāt want to think or accept Jimmy would do such a thing because it means he couldāve#done something like that to him and the underlying fears that trans men and masc can have in male spaces of being found out and punished for#it and itās an interesting thing to think about if it were canon or not cause like what if yknow? like trusting someone with a fact like#that about yourself only to see them torment and dehumanize someone in a way you easily couldāve been and still could be but this aināt bout#that like Jimmy would have envy and resentment about Curly no matter if Curly was or wasnāt trans or if he disabled before the crash or#whatever cause he just resented Curly for being what he couldnāt be genuinely#mouthwashing#but back to Anya doing his T shot itās like sad and cute cause itās like useless now but itās also so important to him and sheās such a good#friend and nurse to still do it and he has to think about despite all he didnāt do for her she still is doing this little thing for him and#Iāll see myself out on my sadness
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hi im back from my million year hiatus is there still anyone in this fandom
#dear evan hansen#deh#evan hansen#jared kleinman#connor murphy#alana beck#zoe murphy#yall know that trend where a friend group goes on a trip somewhere and they each pick out a horrible shirt for someone else in the group to#-wear to the airport#thats what i was going for#bc this is a#shitpost#i did not draw the airport in the background my deepest apologies#jared picked evans shirt#evan picked zoes#zoe picked jareds#and alana and connor picked eachothers#if u even care#shoutout to chris for prompting this idea#and a bigger shoutout to the person in the mall wearing a shirt that said 'orgasm donor' yesterday who was the true inspo#as i was originally going to draw evan in that shirt being tormented by jared obvs#kleinsen#garbage.jpg#WAIT I CAN EDIT A TAG NOW WITHOUT HAVING TO DELETE IT AND REWRITE THE WHOLE THING#thats sick i should come back here permenantely
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Thoughts about dead
#I like to think that Zane is very at peace with the idea of dead#like dude died 5 times watched his gf and friends die or almost die not to say he was tormenting people for years in the neverland#so yeah#ninjago zane#my art#ninjago#lego ninjago#lego#ninjago dragons rising#ninjago fanart#lego ninjago dragons rising#lego ninjago fanart#lego ninjago lloyd#lloyd ninjago#ninjago dragon rising#ninjago pixal#ninjago masters of spinjitzu#ninjago lloyd#ninjago art#zane julien#zane ninjago#lloyd#zane#can you tell i got lazy by the end btw
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Takuma strikes me as a man that would break if you call him "pretty boy."
He had called you something similar amongst the swarm of other compliments praising your appearance because he wants you to know just how beautiful you are to him. "Beauty", "sunshine", or in general "my pretty", not expecting anything in return. He just hopes it would tease you a little, make you all flustered. But nope, you retaliate with "you're one to talk, pretty boy."
And he's just there like "huh?" Not a single thought behind his eyes as his smile morphs into an awkward grin. You're worried until you notice that giveaway red of his ears. Before you can say anything he speaks a louder "huh??!!", trying to hide behind his beanie as if that would ever stop what was about to come.
Because ain't no way you are letting this slide. It is "pretty boy" after "pretty boy" with every opportunity you get. And when you call him "my pretty boy" in front of Nanami? He melts. He is melting, face as red as a beet, unable to form even a word as he just whines from how flustered he feels.
#ino takuma#ino takuma x reader#takuma x reader#jujutsu kaisen x reader#... trying to remember which tags I used for the other stuff#based on a friend because I've called him pretty boy twice and the shit-eating grin on his face is priceless#you can actually see his ears turn red#and then when I point it out it just makes it worse#that smile ain't going anywhere#I love tormenting my IRL friends by flirting with them
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polygon nightly routine
semi prequel to this
#vash and his egg tormenting his partners#i asked my friends where they thought he gets his daily egg and one of them said he lays it.#so I dropped the topic#trigun#polygun#meryl stryfe#milly thompson#nicholas d. wolfwood#vash the stampede#vash saverem#trigun maximum#Trigun 98#rill'sart#rillāsart#fanart
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what is childe doing in bungou gay dogsš
#finally finished reading this manga after it sat on my to read list for a couple years#a good friend finally convinced me into reading it and i buckled and read the whole thing in three days (i'm not ok <33)#anyway she neglected to tell me childe was in it otherwise i would have read it sooner!!!!!!#NO NO HEAR ME OUT#murder gingers with dead blue eyes that are part of dark antagonistic organizations and happen to be executives in said organizations#relatively similar color palette and cocky confident personalities that are instantly shed when in the heat of battle#tragic pasts where both were mercilessly tormented until salvation occurred in the form of an invitation to their respective organizations#childe has so many siblings that one of them left and infiltrated another anime#i better not see any chuuya stans @ me in the tags and be like ''stop comparing zhongli's wallet to my pookie chuuya''#i will fuck you up#i'm so sry to anyone who actually sat and read all the tags im so mentally ill abt this mf i can talk about him for hrs if given the chance#bungou stray dogs#bungo stray dogs#bsd#chuuya nakahara#nakahara chuuya#lotus draws
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lies i tell myself:
iĀ“m normal about Disco Elysium and Sacred and Terrible Air
i can definetly cope with the future of Revachol and itĀ“s population
i donĀ“t loose it anytime someone claims the Pale is a metaphor for climate change or they didnĀ“t care about it
i do not lie awake in bed at night feeling sick about the phrase "Linoleum Salesman"
My attachment to green and orange color schemes is purely aesthetic
I can go a day without saying "entertain the Cuno!!"
I will not paint a giant disco elysium communism mural on our house or tattoo it on my body
i can look at maybells and apricots they do not make me horribly sad
i will not build my own Locust City to honor the Cuno
I can have playlists that include no (0) tracks from the disco soundtrack
#i will not build a lifesize giant phasmid to torment my neighbors with#i was gonna mention my unhealthy attachment to 70s aethetics but half of that is because the houses i grew up in were all built in the 70s#i am coping i am normal my friends are not sick of this#i swear i didnĀ“t force them all to play it. i would never spread my mental illness by making my friend read sacred and terrible air either.#fish boy dni. you know who you are and what you have done to my soul.#disco elysium#sacred and terrible air
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All right, I gotta bite -- "Edwin + drag queens?" XD
jasdbjdafbsd oh god this one is really not in any way, shape or form even slightly written yet but it's an idea I'm very fondly turning over in my head!
I just really want to put Edwin in a situation where, on the hunt for info for a case or suchlike, he winds up in a dressing room full of queens. I want him to be perplexed by the fact that so many of them can see him, and find the sad truth about why so many of the queens over 40 have close personal experience with death. I want him finding connection and strange fellowship with this room full of extravagant peacocks. I want him being initially bewildered by the whole situation but then having that click moment of finding his people, and proceeding to delight and indulge in a bitchfest for the ages. I want him fondly adopted by a room full of bright and beautiful shameless older queers who immediately know that he's family. And I want any onlookers (Charles) to have absolutely no idea what to do with the 8.8 magnitude cuntquake that ensues when you sit Edwin Payne down with a gaggle of drag queens. I want him to enter that dressing room with a notebook and a case to solve, and leave it with 7 drag mothers, a new understanding of himself, and a standing invite to brunch.
Anyway, as I said, I don't have much actually written for this one yet but do have this one stupid joke I scribbled in my notes app xD
"Alright, girls. Detective-themed drag names for Casper the cunty ghost. Let's hear 'em." "Sherlock Ho?" "Columbimbo!" "Oh, oh oh oh ā Agatha Fistie!" Edwin: "I'm not entirely sure I understand." "Where did we lose you, babes?" Edwin: "Generally speaking, in the second halves..."
WIP ask game
#mr. bees speaks#dead boy detectives#edwin payne#my fanfic#thanks for the ask my friend!!!#I appreciate how readily you always roll with my new obsessions xD#thought about you when I watched DBDA actually#on account of Edwin's time in hell being spent in a part called 'the doll's house'#and his tormenter being a spider made of baby doll heads that chases him around and rips him to shreds#trƩs alice non?#him and Alice would get along like... well... i won't say a house on fire. poor taste :/#he'd like Victor too. probably relate to him a lot#old fashioned boooooooys
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what all HAVE i read this summer?? i read quite a bit i think:
- golden enclaves - naomi novik
- lathe of heaven - ursula k le guin
- folk of the air series - holly black
- queens thief series - megan whalen turner (reread)
- the southern book clubs guide to slaying vampires - grady hendrix
- the goldfinch - donna tartt (reread)
- translation state - ann leckie
- annihilation - jeff vandermeer
- the archive undying - emma mieko candon
- uprooted - naomi novik
- temeraire series - naomi novik
- system collapse - martha wells
- long live evil - sarah rees brennan
- imperial radch series - ann leckie
thatās a respectable 32 books about. oh i read the fucking. fish mpreg danmei. 33.
#i havenāt updated my goodreads in forever so this is just me getting it all sorted sorry#the holly black is my friend who keeps trying f to make me read dark romanceās fault#she doesnāt like dark romance she just likes tormenting me
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Omega being raised by 3 older brothers on Pabu would go something like:
-Once Omega is taller she and Wrecker play a game where they run at each other and slam shoulders together repeatedly until one of them falls over (itās usually Omega). Batcher doesnāt like this game and always barks and jumps at them when they do it.
-When playing frisbee on the beach Crosshair thinks itās hilarious to throw it way out into the ocean and make Omega get it like a dog (batcher can sometimes be convinced to get it but sucks at locating it in the waves)
-Hunter goes into Omegas room and stands there just to annoy her, then heāll steal something and walk away to force her to come out.
-The batch regularly takes the village kids tubing behind the fishing boat. Hunter runs the boat jerkily but never goes too crazy. Wrecker always goes for the biggest wave and gets the kids to fly up in the air. Crosshair just goes in circles until they all flip off and skip across the water like stones.
#bad batch headcanons#these are all things my dad or friends dads have done to me and my brother#anyone else get traumatized in a tube behind a boat multiple times while your half drunk uncle is driving?#I love the idea of crosshair being the worst tormenter of children but if anyone else did the same thing heād get super protective
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