#i tormented my friend

[mamaclownhunter]

Hello current Hyperfixation October that means it is whumptober time. Plus I am not confident enough yet with how the characters speak or the names to write. And also my fav identity reveals

So in some scrapped plot Airplane-Shooting-towards-the-sky about a Mirror that showed your soulmate. It was from a younger time where he humored the idea of Bing-ge getting a one true love.

Fast forward and his Anti-fan has bent his protagonist and they are currently on permanent honeymoon.

Binghe is for once is unstuck from his Husband and sent to go check on ancient treasures from some vault or something and he sees a mirror.

Idk how he knows the legend enough what the mirror is about. So he doesn’t have an issue picking it up knowing in his heart it is his beloved Shi- it isn’t Shen Quingqui that stares back at him.

Slash cut!

Luo Binghe is quite when he contemplates and even sticker then usual but not really talking much. So obviously that is suspicious and worrying as fuck.

Shen Quingqui can’t even tease him! He is too worried! Thin face be damned! Shen Quingqui is full mom fussing! Wife fussing! That kind of fussing you get when the person you love is silent!! There isn’t tears! There is no anxiety! No scheme of foreboding feeling!!

No his husband is just smiling sadly and staring into middle space looking thoughtful.

Shen Quingqui just keep promising he is there for Binghe. Binghe just smiles and kisses him.

Now I will fight- Luo Binghe is in that struggling middle ground of Abandonment and self loathing.

A storm of thoughts because he does not care- he loves Shen Quingqui and that is never going to change- but no that means his husband has someone else- and he worries if he is being selfish. Shen Quingqui has a soulmate that isn’t Binghe and what if he wanted to meet them? Binghe knows he can’t share and he wants them dead- but how can he deprive his love?

Shen Quingqui told Luo Binghe he would wait for Binghe to tell him.

He also shook down a few demons to learn about the Mirror, then Shang to know more.

Soon we have two sad husbands just pressed close huddled so close Shen Quingqui can’t even fight why he is doing it. He needs his husband. They barely seperate, go through their routines with smiles masking and I need you to know- they are on the same page of the exact same book but refuse to look up and realize that.

Same copy paste thoughts- why did he think his stallion protagonist husband would have him as a soulmate- he wants Binghe to be able to meet them, he wants to know- no it is purely fodder and added to his pile of comforts he can provide to his husband that he will stay with him! Oh he is the scum villian why should he Etc etc

But they are both just saying things they love about each other- better of SQQ starts it.

They need it.

Of course the mirror is a quiet covered thing sitting on their table. The brilliant top student Luo Binghe of course realizes Shizun figured it out and knew what it was. So he just quietly put it there one day. A quiet statement.

Binghe comes in one day and Shen Quingqui had an impulse and was going to use it just to get it over with. Not knowing when Binghe knew and it tore him up- his dumb gay ass was going to feel it too so he can comfort his husband.

So Binghe comes it to his husband just staring confused and relief.

It tears at him on the inside- Binghe feels like he is stabbed again- and Shen Quingqui looks up confused and down that the Mirror.

“Shizun don’t-“

“I see you?”

Don’t get Shen Quingqui wrong! His husband is almost tripping over himself to see- but Shen Quingqui sees Binghe staring back at him. Which- first there is an old fanboy hater in him that is preening seeing Binghe stare back- but who the fuck is Binghe seeing if not him! Who the fuck?! When Binghe is on his shoulder looking at the mirror-

And Shen Quingqui is half way through his angry bitching about who the fuck his husband reflecting?! And Roasting him- he realizes with embarrassment he will never admit- it is more the context clues of the outfit (an old worn loved outfit of his he would wear when he would have to go out - but modern clothes) and Modern styled hair. Short and -

It takes him a moment to realize it is him- and longer to recognize his own face- old face?

There is Shen Yuan staring in the same awe and confusion.

Shen Quingqui ends up hysterically laughing and sobbing. Dragging Binghe into a kiss.

(Eventually he ends up explaining it is his face and then Binghe is glued to the mirror so he can compliment his husband again! With new loving compliments! Suddenly this face is the face of someone who saved him! Who loves him! Who came for him from another world! This face is all for him and only him!!! (Aka he is better now and swooning for Shen Yuan))

I know I just wrote the thing- but if anyone ends up getting inspired- all I ask in payment is a link- pls- this is my Starbucks order actually-

[poorlemons]

another part of an ask request . I was taken with such vivid imagery of Michael eating a Leitner, despite that absolutely not being a thing it probably can do. I don't care, he's eating that book

[kim-cat3120]

it just so happens that today, April 13th, a young man is banging out the tunes

[lucabyte]

i feel like people are sleeping on the occam's razor situation of how buckwild it is to outright accuse a guy of being a clone of your friend even if you DO have a lot of circumstantial evidence. there's other options is what im saying. they could just be like. a guy. that's a sensible deduction. you should explore that deduction. ignore my shirt that reads I <3 RED HERRINGS.

i still think odile has the correct theory on lock but she's smart enough to know it needs like... a real smoking gun to be able to bring it up without sounding insane.

anyway. (mirabelle voice) i know its rude to speculate but has anyone else noticed the grieving? they seem to be grieving. does anyone have any thoughts on the grieving? i have some thoughts on the grieving.

[crabsnpersimmons]

i realize i never posted these boys

these are my boys for my restaurant AU: "Have You Eaten?"

the basic premise is this: Y/N works a stressful job where keeping up appearances is paramount. They often treat their clients to a meal at their favourite restaurant, run by the DCA boys—the nutrition-conscious chef Sun, the sweet and friendly chef Moon, and the charming front of house Eclipse. Y/N always orders something small and light so they can focus on talking with their client and maintaining appearances—nothing too large, nothing messy, nothing indulgent. Then after the meal, they walk their client to their car and they wait for their client to leave. Secretly, Y/N is a glutton. Once their client leaves, they hurry back to the restaurant, where their true meal is hot and ready for them.

Eclipse: Welcome back, Starlight! Ready for your second course?

Moon: Do you wanna skip straight to dessert? I tried a new recipe for donuts!

Sun: No. The hour is late, you should have something simple and adequately filling before bed.

Eclipse: Or... maybe you're interested in something "off the menu?"

they're a silly bunch (:

some other notes under the cut

the title is "Have You Eaten?" which is a common greeting in multiple languages. There's something warm about being greeted with this check-in to make sure you that have taken care of your body.

the restaurant is mostly based on a Hong Kong style cafe (a cha chaan teng) but the specials change often and often branch into other types of dishes and cuisines, because the boys like to experiment with new recipes.

Eclipse does have 4 arms, but he usually hides his second pair away because he's found it disturbed customers.

they can eat as an alternative method of recharging, and they can turn off their taste buds. Sun in particular has a bad habit of eating food scraps.

the DCA's relationship with each other is... complicated? They don't exactly like each other but are forced by their code to remain within a certain distance to each other. So they begrudgingly work and live together and cause trouble for each other's lives.

despite having separate bodies, their code forces them to stay within a certain radius (1515 feet, or the approximate distance between the 2 furthest points of the Mega Pizzaplex). They wear clip-on earrings to extend the range whenever they need extra space (usually Eclipse, hence why he has so many).

Eclipse is the oldest—he was built first for the theatre. Many years later, Eclipse was moved to the daycare to entertain children. But since they were short-staffed, Sun and Moon were built using Eclipse's code to help him at the daycare.

their pizzaplex was left to ruin and the three of them got out and were picked up by an old chef, who took them in and taught them everything he knows before leaving his restaurant to them and passing away.

i would like to write something for this AU. The main story still needs some work, but I have a lot of little drabble ideas that I might write. Or maybe it will be an AU full of drabbles. That's a possibility too. Although I would like to explore stories with other y/ns, like one who is a picky eater, one who has a lot of food allergies, etc.

also head's up: innuendos. innuendos everywhere. (most of which are Eclipse's fault)

[chaoswithcausation]

[dykedvonte]

Trans Curly headcanons are fascinating to me cause like… Jimmy would resent him more for it.

Masculinity is a weird underlying thing in their dynamic where Jimmy feels inferior to Curly about not only their job positions but roles in life. The idea that Curly is the better man who also made himself such would be such a blow to Jimmy’s already fragile and unstable ego. Like it’s not just that he’s just transphobic, he hates Curly’s ability to craft himself into what he wants to be successfully, it not about Curly being afab but Curly still being the better man.

But then he wouldn’t get the self image issues one can face, feeling like an imposter in a space you wanted to be in or even scared to be there. He’d just think Curly always gets what he desires and thinks nothing of it like he always has.

[kachinnate]

hi im back from my million year hiatus is there still anyone in this fandom

[o3o-lapd-o3o]

(part ???? of this ongoing thread/universe/au?) (part 2 & part 3 & part 4 & part 5 to this!)

(will be two parts as my brain wouldn't stop coming up with more nonsense as per usual)

*not long after telemachus met his dad's enemy 'friend', the god of the seas poseidon, for the first time*

*poseidon has fled (gods don't flee they briskly walk away) left to go back to the sea*

*odysseus, penelope & telemachus are having dinner*

telemachus: *smiling while retelling the meeting to penelope* -and he was so nice! father is so lucky to have him as his friend-

odysseus: *slightly chokes on his food at poseidon still being referred to as his friend*

telemachus: *looks at odysseus* -father are you ok?

penelope: *who knows odysseus' real relationship with poseidon*

penelope: *hasn't had much entertainment in 20 years*

penelope: *wants to stir the pot some more* ignore your father my dear, please continue telling me all about his friend

odysseus: *looking at penelope*

odysseus: *under his breath* penelope why?

*dinner continues with poseidon being the subject much to odysseus' dismay*

telemachus: *enjoying the family dinner*

telemachus: *gasps*

odysseus & penelope: ???

telemachus: we should have a big family dinner! father you can invite lord poseidon! i'll invite athena!

telemachus: *happy with himself for thinking of such an idea*

odysseus: *doesn't want to shoot down his son's idea, but also DOES NOT WANT TO SPEND ANY MORE TIME WITH POSEIDON*

odysseus: *scrambling for an excuse* son, he's a god and surely is very busy an-

penelope: *with a devilish grin* -and i'm sure will make time for his friend! what a wonderful idea telemachus! i'll let the palace cooks know!

penelope: off you go dear husband~ go and let your friend know~

odysseus: it's evenin-

penelope: first thing tomorrow then!

odysseus: *sighs in resignment* yes my love

telemachus: great! i can't wait to tell athena-

*athena appearing out of nowhere*

athena: i heard my name and came.

odysseus: athena?!

telemachus: athena!!

penelope: oh lady athena!

athena: *smiling whilst looking at telemachus* what would you like to ask me telemachus?

telemachus: oh yeah! we're going to have a big family dinner! father just needs to invite his god friend-

athena: *confused as she's odysseus' god friend* but i-

odysseus: *panicked* wait-

telemachus: -lord poseidon!

athena: *wide-eyed in shock*

athena: *slow blinking* did you say odysseus' friend is p-po- my uncle?!

telemachus: *nods and smiles* yeah, i thought you knew!

odysseus: *wondering how he'll explain this whole situation to athena*

odysseus: *under his breath* well now she knows...

penelope: *laughs to herself*

(to be continued!)

(okay i know i said in the reply to the ask i'd post the dinner scene, but my brain wouldn't stop throwing stuff for me to add in the run up to dinner. so there WILL be the dinner scene, but that will be in another post... tomorrow? -depending on how my work day goes-) (future/present me: it was not just one more part, nor did i upload it the next day)

[derlingly]

Thoughts about dead

[telleroftime]

Takuma strikes me as a man that would break if you call him "pretty boy."

He had called you something similar amongst the swarm of other compliments praising your appearance because he wants you to know just how beautiful you are to him. "Beauty", "sunshine", or in general "my pretty", not expecting anything in return. He just hopes it would tease you a little, make you all flustered. But nope, you retaliate with "you're one to talk, pretty boy."

And he's just there like "huh?" Not a single thought behind his eyes as his smile morphs into an awkward grin. You're worried until you notice that giveaway red of his ears. Before you can say anything he speaks a louder "huh??!!", trying to hide behind his beanie as if that would ever stop what was about to come.

Because ain't no way you are letting this slide. It is "pretty boy" after "pretty boy" with every opportunity you get. And when you call him "my pretty boy" in front of Nanami? He melts. He is melting, face as red as a beet, unable to form even a word as he just whines from how flustered he feels.

[buried-l0cket]

polygon nightly routine

semi prequel to this

[lotus-pear]

what is childe doing in bungou gay dogs😟

[barksbog]

lies i tell myself:

i´m normal about Disco Elysium and Sacred and Terrible Air

i can definetly cope with the future of Revachol and it´s population

i don´t loose it anytime someone claims the Pale is a metaphor for climate change or they didn´t care about it

i do not lie awake in bed at night feeling sick about the phrase "Linoleum Salesman"

My attachment to green and orange color schemes is purely aesthetic

I can go a day without saying "entertain the Cuno!!"

I will not paint a giant disco elysium communism mural on our house or tattoo it on my body

i can look at maybells and apricots they do not make me horribly sad

i will not build my own Locust City to honor the Cuno

I can have playlists that include no (0) tracks from the disco soundtrack

[fluxydrawings]

was sad there wasnt any Rapid Eyes fanart on tumblr, then realized i am the god of my own world

[dont-offend-the-bees]

All right, I gotta bite -- "Edwin + drag queens?" XD

jasdbjdafbsd oh god this one is really not in any way, shape or form even slightly written yet but it's an idea I'm very fondly turning over in my head!

I just really want to put Edwin in a situation where, on the hunt for info for a case or suchlike, he winds up in a dressing room full of queens. I want him to be perplexed by the fact that so many of them can see him, and find the sad truth about why so many of the queens over 40 have close personal experience with death. I want him finding connection and strange fellowship with this room full of extravagant peacocks. I want him being initially bewildered by the whole situation but then having that click moment of finding his people, and proceeding to delight and indulge in a bitchfest for the ages. I want him fondly adopted by a room full of bright and beautiful shameless older queers who immediately know that he's family. And I want any onlookers (Charles) to have absolutely no idea what to do with the 8.8 magnitude cuntquake that ensues when you sit Edwin Payne down with a gaggle of drag queens. I want him to enter that dressing room with a notebook and a case to solve, and leave it with 7 drag mothers, a new understanding of himself, and a standing invite to brunch.

Anyway, as I said, I don't have much actually written for this one yet but do have this one stupid joke I scribbled in my notes app xD

"Alright, girls. Detective-themed drag names for Casper the cunty ghost. Let's hear 'em." "Sherlock Ho?" "Columbimbo!" "Oh, oh oh oh – Agatha Fistie!" Edwin: "I'm not entirely sure I understand." "Where did we lose you, babes?" Edwin: "Generally speaking, in the second halves..."

WIP ask game