#bc this is a

[kachinnate]

hi im back from my million year hiatus is there still anyone in this fandom

[kvothes]

so true

[thegeekgene]

Someone at an old job asked why I wanted to write up the meeting minutes for our team and I said 'i wanna control the narrative' and they were like 'what' and I pointed out that no one was gonna remember what we said in six months and so my interpretation of the meeting would dictate the assumed reality of what happened

"none of you ever send corrections when I offer the draft so y'all have consented to my version"

"we don't read that shit"

"you must trust me implicitly to create our shared reality that's so sweet"

That's how several coworkers decided I was a supervillain and how I learned several coworkers didn't understand record keeping as like a CONCEPT

[hauntingrabbits]

comic

[gophersdomain]

something something despite the all horrors and tragedies of the world, love was there and that's all that matters

[theofficialuriel]

summary of act 1

[haedyllic]

i promised you 🦋

(crossposting from x, bsky, & ig)

[apollos-boyfriend]

i’m gonna cry it’s raining right now and i just passed by a family where both parents were without an umbrella but their kid who couldn’t have been older than like 3-4 was proudly holding this GIANT umbrella whose diameter was as tall (if not taller) as the kid. both the parents were getting absolutely drenched but u could tell the kid was just so happy to have an “adult” task and carry the umbrella themselves and i think that sacrifice is what love is all about

[mroddmod]

the queen of the disco or whatever

[whiteshipnightjar]

Zoozve, my beloved

[kidovna]

heartbreak

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

we need more divorcebaiting. how strongly can canon imply (without technically outright stating) that these two characters are bitterly, acrimoniously divorced? essential we explore this

[tawnysoup]

Found my fav Slay the Princess route recently. Dragon my beloved. Your horrifying beak mouth was an impossible-to-refuse lip syncing challenge 💖

Shoutouts to @blacktabbygames for making such a cool game!

[petorahs]

would you still love me again?

[rhinco]

"scythes are impractical as a weapon" ok but does anything else have the Cunt. i think not