#i thought it was just

[nadhie]

In the latest Mortal Kombat, there is a fatality where Liu Kang holds his opponent near a black hole. I believe it is one of the few games that does the spaghettification of the human body.

wtf is the mortal kombat lore

[croutoncat]

omg apparently the dog on this t shirt. i bought is air Bud ???

[bizlybebo]

guess who's school hasn't been honoring their 504 plan like. this entire term

[alhyastarain]

Oh but why did you do this to me

We go forward.

[bearvverine]

me and gang at the haunted house

[razzafrazzle]

Just Checking In! (aka Something About Red Triangles)

[snakebites-and-ink]

Former living weapon absolutely dominating at laser tag

[depressedlochnessmess]

im sure this has been done already but uh mimiku

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

girl why the hell WEREN'T you at the devil's sacrament 👀 that's three sacraments in a row you've missed 👀 👀 👀

[ameba-from-space]

[inkedberries]

after patrolling, unwinding in a diner somewhere ...

throw the man a bone batman geez

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

[hamletthedane]

The movie Wicked is proof that any source material can be vastly improved by simply making the intense female friendship much gayer + the mutual male love interest both wildly bisexual and lowkey down to just be their third

[littlemut]

[kaogens]

i love you weird long miku