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not even a joke, just an orphaned punchline
#generation loss#genloss#gl vinny#zarted#id in the alt text#when youre the comic relief and youve retained enough self awareness to know youre the comic relief#but youre denied the agency of being anything other than the butt of the joke#i think about this a normal amount.#i need to stop rotating this guy in my brain but he has taken up a semipermanent residence there i fear#the silly little anvil guy who makes the odd joke and funny remark and is pointedly unbothered by the horrors surrounding him#who exhibits just enough awareness to suggest that hes seeing more than he should#yet who does not scream or cry or struggle when he stares down the barrel of his own death#but is the sort of person to simply let it happen without complaint#you just gotta think of the sort of person who can comprehend the horrors and accept them with a bowed head and a vague smile#and then try not to mcfreaking lose it over what that IMPLIES#dont get obsessed with this guy WORST mistake of my life
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my ideal Kira and Julian dynamic is the dynamic between an older sister and a younger brother in a 90s teen movie. Julian is the annoying nerdy little brother and Kira is the teen older sister going "get out of my room you little dweeb" and shoving him into lockers
#star trek: ds9#kira nerys#julian bashir#I respect the choice to keep their relationship to being friendly coworkers#but also I want them to be the kind of besties where people who dont know them think they hate each other#someone watching Kira grab Julian in a headlock: captain it must be so difficult when your crew dont get along#Sisko not even bothered by it: no thats just how they show affection#every time one of Kira's love interests makes her mad Julian is there like 'want me to kill them for you'#'im a doctor you know I could poison them and nobody would even know! because I would do the autopsy :)'#because it'll make Kira laugh#meanwhile if Garak makes Julian mad Julian has to stop Kira from threatening Garak with a gun#Kira: I think it'd be funny#Julian: youre going to give him a heart attack!!#Kira: exactly it'd be funny#I think about this a normal amount.
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Kuroshitsuji Chapter 28 & 29
this drives me crazy every time i think of it and i dont think i've seen this brought up in awhile so i felt the need to bring it up again:
in chapter 28 Sebastian has to remove his glove after William soils it and says "To decieve prey with sweet words and drag them into the darkness.... Isn't that a demon's signature ability?"
And right after this it's the infamous seduction scene with beast in Chapter 29 where it centers focus on his bare hand doing the caressing and pleasuring. and yes, obviously the previous quote applies here
Then literally a page later we get this
first of all i just know this was intentional from Yana, theres just something very scandalous having these scenes focus on the hands and having them side by side clashing with eachother.
it's also noted that both of Sebastian's gloves are off instead of just one. I guess this makes sense considering it would look weird to be wearing one glove but i do think its interesting to note that he did keep the other glove on during his encounter with Beast. the first thought is that he didn't want to touch his master with a glove he wore during sex but i just think it's funny considering his bare hands have touched much worse.
then afterwards Sebastian's gloves stay off up until he returns to the townhouse and handwashes ciel (since ciel is too sick to have a regular bath)
very cheeky remark from sebastian considering what he was just up to
And finally the gloves are back on
Bonus:
little back pats from Sebastian
Sebastian hiding his contract seal from Sohma and Agni
#sebaciel#black butler#kuroshitsuji#i think about this a normal amount.#i dont know what it means but also i really love the way yana handles sebaciel#theres a lot more sus moments i kinda want to rediscuss when it comes to bb/sebaciel#not!!! enough!!! is brought!!! up!!!!!!
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i say i like tragedies and everyone’s all like ‘why do you like sad stories? are you depressed?’ and never ‘how was the catharsis? was the catharsis fun?’
#i don’t know how to explain this to normal people 😭😭#for the record my coworkers didn’t directly question me on this#but i think i have vastly overestimated the amount of the population who is aware of like. Films.#NOT claiming that i have seen a lot - but i’ve mentioned three *REALLY* well-known films in the past four days#and got blank stares each time#the one of them was a REALLY good reference too… someday my top-notch association skills will be recognized#my first act as Mansion Acquaintance of the [redacted] Director will be to force everyone to watch a 40s romcom i didn’t even like#i’m getting off the point#the POINT is that It’s About The Catharsis
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My first princesses in pristine cut (and by far my favourites)
#still my top princesses ever.#stp happily ever after#stp the nightmare#stp the spectre#slay the princess#voice of the cold#voice of the paranoid#voice of the smitten#stp hea#stp nightmare#stp spectre#i still think about them a normal amount#princess the SLAYYY
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me <3 this werewolf
remus as pics from pinterest that reminded me of him
#this started with me feeling like absolutely shit and drawing the help. one#and tadaa#here he is :3#my boy :3#my 64 year old grumpy noodle#honestly#the amount of time i spend thinking about his is probably not normal#but look at him!!!#remus lupin#remus lupin fanart#marauders#marauders era#fanart#sirius black#wolfstar#marauders fandom#james potter#harry potter#peter pettigrew#my art
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the witch crowned with stars
#elden ring#sorceress sellen#sellen#i love her i love her so much#i think about her a normal amount for two years#my art
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learned something about myself lately
#i dont think its even the fact almost all my characters are somewhat beasts in one way or another. i just#really like tails and wish i had one myself#and then my oc designs are a little tame theyre mostly human shaped with animal features. but they always have tails#my eyes have recently been opened to the appeal of long whiplike unicorn tails.. so flowy and curly#something about the tuft at the end being long and swirly just does something for me..#maybe it would make sense to change auggies tail shape so it looks like a meteor. her design is mainly pink with hot pink accent#so it would be cool to use that and orange to make it look like a fire meteor.. maybe itll help complement the blue/green in her design#head full of ocs today so expect a ramble later#if i had a tail i think it would be long with a kink. so it kind of folds over once but not in a curl#when it wags its kind of a swaying motion. i have thought about this a normal amount#yapping
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more lesbingqiu lol
they have a scheduled cuddle time where sqq gets to rant about the novel she’s reading and Binghe gets to stare at her while going insane. And then they kiss <3
Binghe is very normal about her wife 🥰
Here’s the doodles from Binghe’s thought bubble. I thought they were silly :]
#I don’t know why I’m only capable of drawing them fem#I always set out to draw them normally and then go “but u know what would make this BETTER”#they’d be both better and worse as lesbians#Also I get to draw pretty women so that’s a plus :)#I think about them a very normal amount#svsss#my art#digital art#svsss fanart#mxtx svsss#shen qingqiu#shen yuan#luo binghe#luo bingge#i guess#bingqiu#lesbingqiu#scum villian self saving system#scum villain#fem binghe#fem shen qingqiu
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don't you want to be a cult leader? - danyal al ghul au
this is mostly a joke post but i thought it was funny and had to share so--
his first mistake was, obviously, inheriting his father's inability to see an injustice and stand still. -- actually, danyal's first mistake was his lair being so big. a mountainous island with a large temple in the center resembling his old home in Nanda Parbat? With sprawling foliage and rivers and streams and waterfalls galore? What was he going to do with all that space? Let it go to waste? He had plants there! Native trees of the ghost zone growing from the soil! He couldn't let it all be left unchecked!
So naturally after helping a fellow teenage assassin ghost -- who he later learns is named Akihiko, -- from Walker of all people, he sent them over to hang low at his lair until it was safe enough for them to wander around the Zone. Walker couldn't get through Danyal's astrofield if his life depended on it, and trust him -- he's tried. Danny was clearing out debris from his stupid transport vans for weeks.
Honestly it wasn't so bad, he and Aki really quickly became fast friends and Danny loves having a sparring partner close to his level again -- he hasn't had this much fun fighting since he left the League. Aki was very dedicated and levelheaded, the both of them clicked really well because of it.
Nonono, the real trouble began after Danyal met some long-passed League members and allowed them to come join his island as well. Apparently they had made a few enemies of the zone, and maybe Danyal still felt some loyalty to the League. He couldn't just let them be left to rot. Their zealotry could be overlooked so long as they kept it contained and helped him take care of his island.
And it.. snowballs from there? He meets a teen squire aptly calling himself Ambroise -- whether that was his living name or not is yet to be seen -- who died during feudal france, who is just about as dramatic and passionate as every french stereotype makes them out to be. He calls Danyal "my moon and great muse" -- which is both flattering and little uncomfortable, but Danyal's grown up in the League as the Grandson of the Demon Head, he is used to mild worship. he passes it off as nothing more, nothing less. -- and while his energy is overwhelming on the worst of days, he helps Danny draw out of his shell more in ways that Sam and Tucker still struggle with.
Him and Aki butt heads a lot, but the two seem to hold the other in at least some positive regard, so Danny doesn't worry too much about them fighting while he's gone. It only becomes a mild issue when Aki also begins calling Danny "my moon". It's a little sweet, so Danyal brushes it off.
Then he takes in a troupe of ghosts some time after he defeats Pariah Dark and they begin calling him "great one" just as the yetis do in the far frozen. This is where he meets the twins -- a pair of sibling ghosts who call themselves Trixie and Missy (short for Trick and Mislead) -- who aren't quite as passionate as Ambroise but more energetic than Aki. Eventually they also start calling Danyal "my moon" and attach themselves to his hip, even within the living. They like to hide in his shadow and cause trouble for the rest of the students. He makes sure they don't hurt anyone.
He's pretty sure Aki is jealous, same with Ambroise, but he can't be too certain other than the fact that they become much more lingering (re: clingy) whenever he visits the island.. Something he's trying to do much more often these days due to the increasing amount of people living there now. Since when did he become so popular?
Then there's Pēnelópeia from the Greater Athens, who ran away from home and joined his Island after he ran into her while she was being chased by Skulker -- and he's pretty sure the reason was because of her chimeric appearance. Her strange eyes and mismatched wings and lion's tail and talons. She assimilates into his friend group very easily, she gets along well with Ambroise and Trixie and Danny usually finds the three of them climbing the trees to pluck the most fruit from the top. They can fly and he knows it, but they prefer to climb.
Then finally there's silent poet Akkara who comes from ancient mesopotamia, who gets along most with Aki -- which is no surprise there considering their similar personality dispositions. he watches Aki and Danyal fight each other and leaves comments on this or that that he notices. He writes Danyal poems on clay tablets and leaves them by his room.
They're one big mismatched group of outcasts, and Danny's got the other ghosts on his island to tend to, because they're living on his island and he wants to be hospitable even if he struggles with that. But he spends the most of his time with them.
Sam and Tucker are making fun of him. Tucker jokingly tells him 'careful Danny, at this rate you're gonna start a cult'. Danny really wishes he had taken that joke more seriously.
He just. keeps. collecting people. Wayward souls lost in the zone, looking for shelter or refuge from something or other -- whether that be another hostile ghost, or a past afterlife, or just a purpose. Danyal finds them, he takes them in, offers them a place on his island until they are ready to leave. Many seldom do. He's not complaining -- he has the space, and it feels like it's only ever growing.
His close friends, his "inner circle" as he's heard the others call them, keep insistently calling him "my moon". He starts calling them his stars, because then it only feels fair. They're his stars, this is his constellation. It becomes a thing; little star halos begin forming behind their heads, picking them out from the rest. He loves them so much, it's hard to place. Sam and Tucker are also his stars, but they reside in the living realm, they're his tie to Life. Meanwhile, his friends here know what it's like to be dead, and sometimes its nice to relate.
Those living on his island keep calling him "Great One" and he's beginning to notice zealotry in their care for his island. He really, deeply appreciates it. His close friends gain nicknames -- as his stars, it's only natural for him to pick them out from the cluster in the skies. Akihiko, his Sirius and bright star. Trix and Missy, Castor and Pollux, the twins and troublemakers. Ambroise, his zealous Antares and close friend. Penelopeia, chimeric and loyal Vega. And Akkara, his Arcturus and strength.
It's ridiculous how long it takes for him to notice; he is, of course, a deadly trained assassin. He is meant to be observant -- and normally he is! But somehow this becomes a blind spot. One that becomes too big to be dealt with by the time he realizes it.
He should've noticed when Aki, his Sirius, stood beside him one day while Danyal looked over his island and saw the sprawling spirits carrying on about their afterlife and bowing to him as they saw him, and said: "I looked down into the depths when I met you; I couldn't measure it." They aren't one for flowing prose, it took him so off guard he was silent for over a minute before he finally spoke.
Danyal should've recognized devotion for what it is, and yet he didn't. He should've recognized it when Antares began spouting praises about him, crowing about his radiance and resplendence to the heavens. He just brushed it off as Ambroise being Ambroise. He should've recognized it when Trix and Missy nearly broke Dash's leg after he knocked Danyal's books out of his hands, he excused it as them being protective. Of them coming from times where such violence may have been customary -- after all, that's what he used to be like. What he was still like, sometimes, when his emotions nearly got the better of him.
He should've noticed it when the people living on his island followed his word like gospel, looked at him like he hung the stars in the sky. When his friends gifted him a shawl with the moon phases delicately embroidered into it, with silver, shimmering thread and moving stars lovingly stitched into it. Their constellations seen clear as day in the dark fabric. When he found small shrines dedicated to him -- but they lacked any image of him beyond stones carved to look like moons, so he ignored it. When the religious imagery began popping up.
He really, really should've noticed it when a bunch of cultists accidentally summoned Antares, and Antares had turned to him when he arrived and called them heretics. But he was so centered on the fact that they had kidnapped one of his stars, that he hadn't paid much attention to what Ambroise had said.
Sages say that faith is blind, they should also say faith in you is even blinder.
It really only hits him one afternoon while he's sitting in Sam's room studying with Tucker, Missy and Trixie lounging at his feet, Aki sat on his right, Penelopeia braiding his hair, Ambroise draped against him, and Akkara lurking over him. Its one of the rare few times they're all in one room together.
It hits him like a bolt of lightning. He looks up from his textbook. "Oh Ancients," he says in no amounting shock. Everyone looks up to him.
"I've become my grandfather."
#dpxdc#danny fenton is not the ghost king#dpxdc crossover#dp x dc#dp x dc crossover#danyal al ghul au#dpxdc au#dp x dc au#dpxdc prompt#ive been playing cult of the lamb recently and you can tell#anyways i thought this was funny to think about. its specifically danyal al ghul bc that makes it even funnier#tfw you accidentally become a cult leader. rip to you danny you have a cult following#not at ALL an accurate depiction of a cult but i still think its funny. innaccurate cult depictions. ur in too deep to change it now danno#sam and tucker: hey dude... this is a cult | danny still learning how to People: what. no. these are all my friends and refugees.#his inner circle are all Insane about him they just show it in different ways. Sirius is as equally zealous as the rest they just don't#show it as much. which has mistakenly convinced danyal that they are the more logical one. no danny. they would kill for you#danny: i am being hospitable | sam: you created a cult | danny: i am being hosPITABLE#i dont like ghost king aus but i love danny being in positions of power it just has to feel earned. 'accidental kingdom acquisition' is my#favorite trope it just has to be done correctly. 🫵 build that bitch up with your bare hands and not realize until its too late you fool#'becoming a world power by accident and im in too deep to back out now'#danyal. a raised assassin (has no threshold for normal behavior): *sees utter devotion towards him* yeah this is fine and normal.#danyal: yk i dont see this ending horribly. *goes and collects more followers* yeah this is totally cool. welcome to the constellation#danyal: *saves a few people and houses them in his lair* (everyone liked that [to a worrying degree actually])#his inner circle: my moon! | danny: my stars :]#danny: ive become my grandfather. | danny: ... | danny: idk how to feel about that honestly.#those poor cultists that kidnapped antares were subjected to a 3hr tangent about 'the radiance of the Moon and his resplendent generosity'#before danyal found him and got him home. who were the cultists summoning? who knows! but they got Objectively the Worst out of the#constellation to summon by accident. actually they're all bad there's no picking who. they're all various amounts of Unhinged Danny just#Never Realizes It because he is also Unhinged and thinks some of this shit is normal.#like yeah thats totally normal behavior he has no questions whatsoever. this seems like Typical People Stuff.
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bucktommy + hands
#hello#i join the fandom bearing gif(t)s#911#911 abc#evan buckley#evan buck buckley#help how do i tag for this show#tommy kinard#bucktommy#buck x tommy#tevan#kinley#why is there SO MANY SHIP NAMES FOR THEM#oliver stark#lou ferrigno jr#i think about them a normal amount#trust#so normal about them#me? being able to make good gifs? it's less likely than you think
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There are worms in my head
#gideon coal#kremy lecroux#once upon a witchlight#coalecroux#ouaw#my art#pls I need to do schoolwork I begging and pleading I need to think about things other than ouaw#I have papers to write!!!#one thing about me is I cannot enjoy something a normal amount#anyways#they do a dancey dance because it’s sosososososo important to me#also kremys shadow is here idk how obvious it is#it’s all wrapped around Gideon#I think the idea of it having a bit of its own will is fun#I like making art as invisible pngs because I do not want to do backgrounds AND you can put them wherever you want#superimpose them onto any image#it’s funny to me
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i just cannot stop thinking of jon trying so hard to grieve for the real elias after he Finds Out because elias died scared and alone to the same power that destroyed jon, because elias was also forced to watch his own body become entirely alien to him as he became Something Else, because elias and jon have both been tortured and Changed by the same man, because jon might be the only person in the world who understands what happened to him and is definitely the only person in the world who cares.
But also, jon can't think of elias' face without having to choke back a scream, cant utter elias' name without wanting to cry, cant think about elias' body without the feeling of being watched, worms burrowing into his skin, the agony of not being able to remember his friend's face, his mind being broken, hellish flames on his hand, falling from a great height, a knife against his windpipe, plastic fingers against his skin, dying, coming back wrong, darkness beyond everything hes ever known, dirt in his lungs, losing everyone hes ever loved, strings controlling his every move. He cant grieve for elias without grieving for himself. And he know, he knows, he Knows that none of it was ever elias' fault. Elias was just some poor stupid idiot who ended up in an evil place and had his life stolen by an evil man, just like jon. Jon knows elias never actually did anything to him, but he cant forgive him for the things done by his body. He wants to grieve, he tries to grieve, he does grieve. But he can never grieve properly for the man who was lost because he is inseparable from the man who took him.
#sorry this was not meant to get so long and rambly lmao#currently working on a longer and better written version of this post but who knows when and if thatll ever be finished#so for now have this word vomit#i think about tma a normal amount#the magnus archives#tma#tma spoilers#the magnus archives spoilers#jonathan sims#elias bouchard#jonah magnus
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"He seemed remote from the others now, thought he nodded often enough and uttered a few words here and there so that he seemed a part of them, his hand only occasionally rising from the lion's paw of his chair. And my heart expanded when I saw him this way, saw that no one amongst the small throng caught his glance as I caught his glance, and no one held it from time to time as I held it"
-Interview with the Vampire by Anne Rice inspo.
#interview with the vampire#iwtv#iwtvedit#tvcedit#louis de pointe du lac#the vampire armand#armand iwtv#loumand#jacob anderson#assad zaman#tvgifs#tvedits#iwtvsource#tvcsource#char.gif#late night post because I want yall to see this NOW#this quote is def too long for this format but I think it about it a *completely normal amount*
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years later it haunts me how anders could cure karl but he just didnt know it. but WHAT IF.... AND HE KEEPS HIS CAT ALSO....
#anders#anders dragon age#anders da2#karl thekla#dragon age#dragon age 2#ser pounce a lot#im playing the new dragon age and everything reminds me of him#kanders#i think about karl a normal amount for a guy who has 5 minutes of screentime (no)
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Be careful with that knife dude
#arthcore art#art#artwork#digital art#in stars and time#isat#isat siffrin#siffrin#in stars and time siffrin#in stars and time fanart#uhhh I like him a NORMAL amount#i dont think I'll ever shut up about them actuallyu
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