#i sound like a pussy

[alaskan-wallflower]

hoy oh boy i love when my mom very loudly and very openly complains about how much of a brat she thinks i am in front of other people that we haven’t seen in over two years in a public setting where other people can hear and are looking over and probably thinking i’m some spoiled brat because she paints me in such a negative light to threes poeple

i love how she openly jokes about beating me for not socializing tonight (or tomorrow because i know i’m gonna have a drained social battery by the end of tomorrow) and she even goes as far as to say there are mandated reporters and she doesn’t care

i love how she claims i’m not social or independent enough after proceeding to throw me to the wolves for 10 hours on my own and i can’t text her for help or she’ll just say i should’ve known what i’m doing already

i love how she complains that i’m not physical with her but i am with my dad because im a “spoiled daddy’s girl” even though in reality i can’t mention anything to her without her shooting it down but my dad listens to me and takes the time to engage with me

i love it.

[muttmedley]

one of the hottest things about pussy imo is when you get someone so worked up that all you have to do is line up the tip and it pulls you in

like damn, you really were made to take my cock, weren't you baby?

[lucaanis]

『🦅』 — "Do you see us headed anywhere together? Or is it a hopeless chase?"

[shortfeather]

I think a deeply under appreciated part of the gem shows impulse the vine clip is the messages in chat a few minutes later that very strongly imply pearl, who is gem’s age, ALSO did not know of the vine in question

[the-sussy-imposter2]

I thought Will would like messing with louise sometimes. Louise doesnt seem to like his sense of humor, though.

(Characters are will and louise from @peachnewt 's story, getting in deep !!)

[concretdandelion]

dropping dan and phil in the bong and smoking them

close up of them in the bong

[moonearthangel]

I fear i have the grip of a real hussy and it’s come back to haunt me

[speckled-jim]

I HEARD YOUR HEARTS THE NAME! DANCING! UNUTTERED IN OUR HOME FOR 23 YEARS!

[heich0e]

guys are always talking abt "getting pussy" but not enough ppl are talking abt "giving pussy" ... we need to reclaim this

[chiquilines]

Hiiii helloooooo have some lineart peices i refuse to color <3

[bucketspammer4life]

actually found the source post for the “burnt bread is proshipping grrr” post and ???

that was such a lame post for what..??? like if u feel uncomfortable with a ship just say that???

“this ship isnt for me” or a simple “i dont like that ship” could work but apparently calling everyone who ships pairs you dont like a proshipper is the right way to go 😭😭

ofc being uncomfy over an age gap is normal,but this isnt a “oh one of thems 4 and a half seconds old 🥺🥺 and the other one is a withered skeleton ohhh,,,🥺😔😔” case

unless nintendo pops in with a “yeah joe likes them younger” or anything that implies something similar its all good ‼️‼️

dropping a post like that in an anti-heavy fandom is just weird tbh

[eddie-rifff]

Oh, someday the Millennium! But how far is someday away?

Peter Hammill - 1990 - Theater of Living Arts Philadelphia, PA

[tyrianluda]

i kinda hate when a song has fucked up, depraved or just inappropriate lyrics in general but the music itself is really good. like damn, i want to belt this out but also I REALLY. REALLY DONT WANT TO BELT THIS OUT.

[the-pea-and-the-sun]

thinking abt when i was kinda rude to someone on the phone at my fast food job an he called back an told the next person who answered that i "sounded fat". like how did he know

[lesbianlenas]

quite literally ppl who are not lesbians trying not to say dyke for one min

[foodandfriends]

one of my night managers thinks it's really funny to scream when he's right behind me because i'll jolt pathetically even if i know he's there. lately ive been daydreaming about killing him