#i sound like a pussy
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hoy oh boy i love when my mom very loudly and very openly complains about how much of a brat she thinks i am in front of other people that we haven’t seen in over two years in a public setting where other people can hear and are looking over and probably thinking i’m some spoiled brat because she paints me in such a negative light to threes poeple
i love how she openly jokes about beating me for not socializing tonight (or tomorrow because i know i’m gonna have a drained social battery by the end of tomorrow) and she even goes as far as to say there are mandated reporters and she doesn’t care
i love how she claims i’m not social or independent enough after proceeding to throw me to the wolves for 10 hours on my own and i can’t text her for help or she’ll just say i should’ve known what i’m doing already
i love how she complains that i’m not physical with her but i am with my dad because im a “spoiled daddy’s girl” even though in reality i can’t mention anything to her without her shooting it down but my dad listens to me and takes the time to engage with me
i love it.
#vent#i sound like a complete brat#i sound like a pussy#boohoo i don’t wanna socialize because my social battery is dead and i literally want to tear my head out thinking abt tomorrow#wow#twenty four hours from now it’ll be mostly done unless she decides to take my room key to force me to socialize or smth#she might do it. she’s threatened to#and i get it maybe i do need to socialize#but i had a mental breakdown this morning because i had no idea what i was doing and she offered absolutely no help#she said i had to be on my own#i sound like a brat#maybe that’s too much to ask#i’m literally so angry for no reason right now and i know there’s nothing wrong with my brain im just not normal ig#she’s told me to “stop acting autistic” whatever that means#whatever#ranted a bit huh?
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one of the hottest things about pussy imo is when you get someone so worked up that all you have to do is line up the tip and it pulls you in
like damn, you really were made to take my cock, weren't you baby?
#my posts#idk if this is intelligible to anyone but me#but i mean like you line your dick up with their hole and their pussy just pulls you in lol#but saying it like that sounded less hot idk maybe i'm crazy#queer nsft#queer ns/fw#trans nsft#trans ns/fw#t4t nsft#t4t ns/fw#trans mlm nsft#trans mlm ns/fw#mlm nsft#mlm ns/fw#mlnb nsft#mlnb ns/fw#nblm nsft#nblm ns/fw#nblnb nsft#nblnb ns/fw#gender neutral dom#gender neutral sub#ftm top#ftm dom#ftm bottom#ftm sub
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『🦅』 — "Do you see us headed anywhere together? Or is it a hopeless chase?"
#dragon age#dragon age: the veilguard#dragonageedit#datvedit#gamingedit#vgedit#gameplaymen#gamingmen#davrin#davrin dragon age#dragon age veilguard#uservorgoth#userstar#usertogepies#usermoxie#userjule#usermojaves#leopardmuffinxo#.gfx#crying sniffling sadly on the floor bc i couldnt make these Big. i couldnt get them under the 10mb limit LMAO he's too powerful#he had no right 2 have his hand slide along the axe like that.............#if my heart and pussy didn't already belong to the antivan crows i'd [cartoon sound effect compilation]. sorry#datv spoilers#my bad i thought i tagged that
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y’all we r not beating exorsexism and misogyny by calling every transmasc that pisses u off a ‘theyfab.’ Idc if they are annoying or have dumbass opinions, literally using someone’s agab as an insult is wrong and treating transmascs as annoying little afabs is deeply misogynistic and transphobic. What happened to just calling people fucking idiots
#trans ppl sound off in the replies I want to hear ur opinions on this respectfully bc like idk it makes me feel crazy#it just makes me rlly deeply uncomfortable to see ppl who generally have fine takes do this shit like cmon y’all we can be better#all saying it tells me is that ur just treating all the transmascs u DO like as exceptions to the rule#idc if ur arguing w the most annoying deeply stupid transmasc in the world it’s not their identity that makes them annoying or stupid lol#using someone’s agab derogatorily is so fucking stupid it’s ltrlly just one step away from calling them pussy boys or annoying women idfk#.txt#what’s crazy is the most egregious example I saw was some1 literally complaining about exorsexism. by blaming it on afabs. then posting lik#‘when theyfabs walk in the room’ to some ‘eeew it stinks in here’ audio on TikTok. saying they had stinky pussies. they were literally afab#hello??? the internalized misogyny is fucking CRAZYYYYY literally yall just regurgitate shit I’ve already heard from cishet men but act lik#it’s ok cause it’s directed at ‘theyfabs’ instead of women. Ok
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11:11 a.m.
Eren sit on my face and kill me Yeager.
he just can’t help himself when it comes to you, he tries to keep his hands to himself and dick in his pants, but he just can’t. i mean why tf would he when his girlfriend is literally a real life princess.
he lives for his head being smushed by your pretty trembling thighs, he always offers to “clean you up” when you two are done having sex. at first you though he meant a shower but turns out he just wanted your pussy in his mouth.
“r-rennn, fuck, fuckkk that’s itt”! you screamed out as you felt his tongue working on your puffy sensitive clit. he was eating you out like a starved man, his tongue not missing a single spot.
he just blew your fucking back out, you couldn’t even think straight the only things in your mind being “eren, need eren, ren’ feels so fucking good” .
you bucked your hips pushing yourself more onto him, riding his face with your fingers tangled in his long hair.
“fuck babyyy, mhmm, g-gonna cum, gonna cum” tears began streaming down your face, as your legs grew weaker, you felt eren’s strong hold grip onto your thighs pulling you down to stabilize you in place. with the final stroke of his tongue on your clit, your pussy squirted all over his face.
you could feel the smile on eren’s face.
as your orgasm weakened you got off of him. only to see him smiling as though he’d just won the lottery, in his mind this was even better than winning the lottery.
with a smile on his face, and bliss in his eyes he spoke “can i eat you out again baby, you taste sweet”?
© 𝟮𝟬𝟮𝟯 𝐀𝐥𝐥 𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐬 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝗼 𝐥𝐢𝐱𝐢𝐞𝐢𝐬𝐠𝗼𝐝. 𝐂𝗼𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐬𝐡𝗼𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐧𝗼𝐭 𝐛𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝗼𝐥𝐞𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐩𝐮𝐭 𝗼𝐧 𝗼𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐟𝗼𝐫𝗺𝐬.
#just a little eren drabble#he has a pretty face i have a pretty pussy sounds like a good combo to me#lixieisgod🪐#lixie’s astroworld👩🏽🎤🪐#aot hcs#attack on titan#eren x reader#eren x black reader#aot x black reader#aot college au#eren headcanons#eren x caribbean reader#eren jeager smut#eren smut#eren drabble#smut drabble#eren smut drabble#eren yeager x reader#eren yeager smut#eren yeager aot#eren yeager x y/n#attack on titan x black reader#attack on titan drabble#aot drabbles#attack on titan eren
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I think a deeply under appreciated part of the gem shows impulse the vine clip is the messages in chat a few minutes later that very strongly imply pearl, who is gem’s age, ALSO did not know of the vine in question
#pearlescentmoon#impulsesv#geminitay#Hermitcraft s10#that clip brings me so much joy bc the SECOND impulse said max and cheese when I was watching the stream vod#I out loud went THATS WHAT GOOD PUSSY SOUNDS LIKE??????#complete with question marks and extreme disbelief bc SURELY impulse wasn’t referencing THAT-#and then it got even funnier XD
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I thought Will would like messing with louise sometimes. Louise doesnt seem to like his sense of humor, though.
(Characters are will and louise from @peachnewt 's story, getting in deep !!)
#okay so im gonna say this in the tags cause im too much of a pussy to say it for real#but ive never interacted with any vore communities before#mostly because ive always felt like it was too “weird”. also ive just never found any i was really felt comfortable with#but recently (after literal years of figuring myself out and feeling like i was crazy) ive realised i do actually want to talk to you guys#it probably sounds dumb but finding GID and actually exploring a bit of the community here has shown me#that there ARE people like me. with the same experiences and feelings.#after spending my whole life feeling like a freak. finally meeting people who are just like me#okay that really does sound cringe but you know what i mean right?#idk. ive felt more seen and “normal” about myself in the last week than i have in forever#and i guess i just hope you guys can show me around the place and talk to me about the things that have been stuck in my head for forever#finding this insanely niche community of “nonsexual comfort safe vore” or whatever other terms can be used#has seriously changed a lot for me#and i cant wait to talk to all of you more \:]#gid fanart#will and louise gid
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dropping dan and phil in the bong and smoking them
close up of them in the bong
#dan and phil#phan#phanart#my art#i haven't drawn phanart since i was 13 this is kinda silly#i say this like a smoke and don't just take edibles#that makes me sound like such a pussy#listen man i haven't had enough chances to figure out how to smoke and i refuse to smoke with my mom
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I HEARD YOUR HEARTS THE NAME! DANCING! UNUTTERED IN OUR HOME FOR 23 YEARS!
#iwtv spoilers#interview with the vampire#iwtv#i love the way armand sounded *exactly* like lestat too#louis' pussy is some kind of catnip for these histrionic bitches
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Who is the biggest alienfucker in the Star Trek universe? It's not Jim Kirk, it's not Julian Bashir, it's not Amanda Grayson, it's not even Solkar or Q. It's Thy'lek Shran.
Shran made first contact with a new species that his own species was unaware even existed prior to said contact and while he wasn't immediately dtf like Solkar or fell as fast as Q did, both of those knew about humans for quite a while before. Neither Shran nor Archer made a good first impression on each other but at the end of their first encounter, Archer did the right thing which happened to involve helping Shran and Shran started simping so hard it canonically kept him up at night for months.
Shran encountered a member of a new species that was utterly unfamiliar to him, said person was kind to him for one moment after many hours of mutual hostility and he instantly became so obsessed with the guy it was a catalyst for the founding of the Federation. Amazing, 10/10, no notes
#still not doing great (sounds like a broken record at this point 🙄) but i realised this and HAD to say it#thy'lek shran#shrancher#jonathan archer#star trek enterprise#ent#original posts fresh from quark's pussy
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guys are always talking abt "getting pussy" but not enough ppl are talking abt "giving pussy" ... we need to reclaim this
#“giving pussy” sounds so funny to me like ... i guessss you can have some.... as a treat...... out of pity if nothing else.....#brought this up to my friends recently and we're soft launching it. worldwide release coming soon
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i think the funniest thing coming from having a hands-on experience with sex is learning that some of the "fanfiction lied to you, here's how it really is irl" takes have even less in common with reality than some random smut you run across on tumblr
in the end, sex is a very personal experience, there's no such thing as universal recipe for what will feel good and what will turn you on. and the other way round too. the key is to have open mind and to experiment - not only with a partner - and to remember sex is supposed to be fun
#for me personally the biggest irl shock was not omg smut had it different but omg everyone with irl experience lied to me lol#and yes the fact that i'm a kinky ace & queer person who learned about sex from cishet sources is the main factor of this shock#ah and there's also my autism too#everybody was like: ew sex is actually gross sweat is gross semen is gross pussy smells weird etc etc#and i don't bat an eye at any smell or taste BUT heavy breathing is a sound so overstimulating that im genuinely Very Distressed#if I happen to hear it from the wrong side#(yes if a sound comes from a specific side under a certain angle it's either very pleasant or a torture to me depending on sound)#(just autism being autism)#tl;dr don't take someone else's opinion as an absolute truth#there's always a wide variety to life and experience#bas mumbles
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Hiiii helloooooo have some lineart peices i refuse to color <3
#fun fact about me i HATE colouring#least fav part of drawing by far#anyways the first drawing as many might know#redraw of the horikoshi sketch#the second one is part of what i call#the 'monthly pussy popping jirou' collection#in which once a month i will draw her really nicely#and then become incapable of even sketching her out#and the third#is yeah fuyumi slaying with her ice powers#but also TECHNICALLY its villain fuyumi lore#shes protecting miruko as a civilian#cause conflict of interest#except i tried to draw rumi like seven times and gave up#shes behind fuyumi guys trust me#pray for me getting an academic education is harder than it sounds#class 1a#ochako uraraka#tsuyu asui#mina ashido#tooru hagakure#momo yaoyozoru#jirou kyouka#fuyumi todoroki#miryumi#mha#bnha#boku no hero academia#wlw#chiquilines draws
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i really enjoy Vash’s post-Eriks outfit
#trigun#trigun maximum#Vash the Stampede#the design is kind of a mishmash of the 98 and maximum versions#cause i liked the metal hand#also i gave him a holster cause sticking a loaded gun down your pants sounds like a great way to shoot your pussy off#and spurs#cause im gay idk#the poses for those bottom two were great#there are so many stock photos of guys in suits doing silly stuff#i desperately needed to use them so: vash getting down with it#i see a guy with an amazing standout design and i start drawing him the one (1) time he wears dress pants#send help#all my rat
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thinking abt when i was kinda rude to someone on the phone at my fast food job an he called back an told the next person who answered that i "sounded fat". like how did he know
#this isnt a vent story i thought it was hilarious when it happened and still do#he was gonna cuss me out when he called back but i wasnt the one who answered so he told my coworker to cuss me out for him#an she jus stayed on the phone an i was like “girl why didnt u jus hang up” an she was like oh yea..... LIKE LMAO WHAT??#oh my god i totally forgot he like threatened to fight me an shit too it was crazy#he was like “tell him im gonna meet him outside after yall close!” an ofc when we closed he wasnt there an my (other) coworker was like#“charlie lets call him back up an tell him hes a pussy ass bitch!”#it was so fucking funny like all that over a burger. an then u dont even pull up#this all may sound very dramatic to some of u but its jus a very funny story to me#u must understand a lotta ppl were doin drugs in my hometown. this guy is probably pretty normal when hes sober#charlie words
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Oh, someday the Millennium! But how far is someday away?
Peter Hammill - 1990 - Theater of Living Arts Philadelphia, PA
#idk how to take clips from youtube easily but if i did i would clip this.#its insane#THIS is what putting your pussy into it looks and sounds like folks#ph#op#my edit#my garbage#peter hammill#prog rock#prog#progressive rock#art rock#vdgg#van der graaf generator band
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