#i sound like a pussy

[alaskan-wallflower]

hoy oh boy i love when my mom very loudly and very openly complains about how much of a brat she thinks i am in front of other people that we haven’t seen in over two years in a public setting where other people can hear and are looking over and probably thinking i’m some spoiled brat because she paints me in such a negative light to threes poeple

i love how she openly jokes about beating me for not socializing tonight (or tomorrow because i know i’m gonna have a drained social battery by the end of tomorrow) and she even goes as far as to say there are mandated reporters and she doesn’t care

i love how she claims i’m not social or independent enough after proceeding to throw me to the wolves for 10 hours on my own and i can’t text her for help or she’ll just say i should’ve known what i’m doing already

i love how she complains that i’m not physical with her but i am with my dad because im a “spoiled daddy’s girl” even though in reality i can’t mention anything to her without her shooting it down but my dad listens to me and takes the time to engage with me

i love it.

[muttmedley]

one of the hottest things about pussy imo is when you get someone so worked up that all you have to do is line up the tip and it pulls you in

like damn, you really were made to take my cock, weren't you baby?

[nappingpaperclip]

y’all we r not beating exorsexism and misogyny by calling every transmasc that pisses u off a ‘theyfab.’ Idc if they are annoying or have dumbass opinions, literally using someone’s agab as an insult is wrong and treating transmascs as annoying little afabs is deeply misogynistic and transphobic. What happened to just calling people fucking idiots

[lixieisgod]

11:11 a.m.

Eren sit on my face and kill me Yeager.

he just can’t help himself when it comes to you, he tries to keep his hands to himself and dick in his pants, but he just can’t. i mean why tf would he when his girlfriend is literally a real life princess.

he lives for his head being smushed by your pretty trembling thighs, he always offers to “clean you up” when you two are done having sex. at first you though he meant a shower but turns out he just wanted your pussy in his mouth.

“r-rennn, fuck, fuckkk that’s itt”! you screamed out as you felt his tongue working on your puffy sensitive clit. he was eating you out like a starved man, his tongue not missing a single spot.

he just blew your fucking back out, you couldn’t even think straight the only things in your mind being “eren, need eren, ren’ feels so fucking good” .

you bucked your hips pushing yourself more onto him, riding his face with your fingers tangled in his long hair.

“fuck babyyy, mhmm, g-gonna cum, gonna cum” tears began streaming down your face, as your legs grew weaker, you felt eren’s strong hold grip onto your thighs pulling you down to stabilize you in place. with the final stroke of his tongue on your clit, your pussy squirted all over his face.

you could feel the smile on eren’s face.

as your orgasm weakened you got off of him. only to see him smiling as though he’d just won the lottery, in his mind this was even better than winning the lottery.

with a smile on his face, and bliss in his eyes he spoke “can i eat you out again baby, you taste sweet”?

© 𝟮𝟬𝟮𝟯 𝐀𝐥𝐥 𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐬 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝗼 𝐥𝐢𝐱𝐢𝐞𝐢𝐬𝐠𝗼𝐝. 𝐂𝗼𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐬𝐡𝗼𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐧𝗼𝐭 𝐛𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝗼𝐥𝐞𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐩𝐮𝐭 𝗼𝐧 𝗼𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐟𝗼𝐫𝗺𝐬.

[shortfeather]

I think a deeply under appreciated part of the gem shows impulse the vine clip is the messages in chat a few minutes later that very strongly imply pearl, who is gem’s age, ALSO did not know of the vine in question

[the-sussy-imposter2]

I thought Will would like messing with louise sometimes. Louise doesnt seem to like his sense of humor, though.

(Characters are will and louise from @peachnewt 's story, getting in deep !!)

[concretdandelion]

dropping dan and phil in the bong and smoking them

close up of them in the bong

[speckled-jim]

I HEARD YOUR HEARTS THE NAME! DANCING! UNUTTERED IN OUR HOME FOR 23 YEARS!

[heich0e]

guys are always talking abt "getting pussy" but not enough ppl are talking abt "giving pussy" ... we need to reclaim this

[quarks-pussy]

Who is the biggest alienfucker in the Star Trek universe? It's not Jim Kirk, it's not Julian Bashir, it's not Amanda Grayson, it's not even Solkar or Q. It's Thy'lek Shran.

Shran made first contact with a new species that his own species was unaware even existed prior to said contact and while he wasn't immediately dtf like Solkar or fell as fast as Q did, both of those knew about humans for quite a while before. Neither Shran nor Archer made a good first impression on each other but at the end of their first encounter, Archer did the right thing which happened to involve helping Shran and Shran started simping so hard it canonically kept him up at night for months.

Shran encountered a member of a new species that was utterly unfamiliar to him, said person was kind to him for one moment after many hours of mutual hostility and he instantly became so obsessed with the guy it was a catalyst for the founding of the Federation. Amazing, 10/10, no notes

[chiquilines]

Hiiii helloooooo have some lineart peices i refuse to color <3

[nanamis-bigtie]

i think the funniest thing coming from having a hands-on experience with sex is learning that some of the "fanfiction lied to you, here's how it really is irl" takes have even less in common with reality than some random smut you run across on tumblr

in the end, sex is a very personal experience, there's no such thing as universal recipe for what will feel good and what will turn you on. and the other way round too. the key is to have open mind and to experiment - not only with a partner - and to remember sex is supposed to be fun

[kurikorso]

i really enjoy Vash’s post-Eriks outfit

[dangeroustaintedflawed]

the thought of people not liking me makes me feel a little bit sick

[eddie-rifff]

Oh, someday the Millennium! But how far is someday away?

Peter Hammill - 1990 - Theater of Living Arts Philadelphia, PA

[foodandfriends]

one of my night managers thinks it's really funny to scream when he's right behind me because i'll jolt pathetically even if i know he's there. lately ive been daydreaming about killing him