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dear universe give me ten billion dollars and infinite free time and indestructible hands so i can do every hobby ever

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slap his bald head? no.. caress his bald head. consider his bald ehad. ponder his bald head. ponder it

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reblog or reply with your love song. you know, the one that you think is what love sounds like

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Vincent Price photographed in 1957

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I really do wonder where people get the audacity to criticize Paul McCartney (or any artist really, especially someone in their 70s or 80s who is still out there and performing). Like who do they actually think they are to talk? Who asked? Why do these random people think they have the right or authority to suggest that another person should retire or give up what they love? I don’t get it

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RIP Jamie Muir

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youtube.com/watch?v=dWwfUDqNprc

I can't paste the actual hyperlink but have you seen this? Those short shorts are messing me up so bad...

i havenbt seen that if i have its been like 13 years but. boy have i seen it now

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rebooted version of the valentine i made in 2012!!

<3 <3 <3 

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Penis Hatemail

Passionate Defense of Penis

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asmr: peter gabriel becoming increasingly annoyed with ur shitty novice inability to catch a fucking dinosaur

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for some reason people can’t admit that they think an aging celebrity is still an absolute smoke show so they say the person “hasn’t aged” instead of just saying they’re hot as hell

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some theories as to why ron keeps posing like this:

to hide the david lynch knuckle tattoo he got after seeing john waters' cecil b. demented

he was left hanging after no one wanted to take him up on his offer of a "high five you'll never forget"

he can't tell the difference between a camera and a firearm

his hands aren't properly attached to his arms and they would fall off were he to strike any other pose

he's showing his empty hands after making a small object disappear

ever since the woofer in tweeters clothing photoshoot, he struggles with trust issues so whenever his picture is taken he poses in a way that increases his chances of falling safely

he was just asked how old he is but has a hard time with numbers

he's trapped behind an invisible wall

he's letting his hands air dry after visiting a bathroom that ran out of paper towels

he's operating the camera via telekinesis

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got another tattoo booked yay i have a reason to carry on again <3

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Reblog if you've made at least one friend because of a fandom.